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There aren't enough cusswords to describe how I feel about Noem, Lake, Trump and every other forced birth, closed minded, bigoted GOP politician.

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Only thing I got to say about this story is the weong bitch got shot in the face.

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Wrong* Sigh

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I think its the anger ?

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LOL! Happens to my old ass all of the time! Where is spell check when you need it eh?

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Doesn't really help rushed posting though. Double checking only works if you leave time to check twice.

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THIS!!!!!!!!!!!

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Absolutely!

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With every republican striving to say or do the most outrageously offensive thing, I question her veracity.

Is this simply the winner of the aforementioned republican contest for outrageously offensive acts or commentary?

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Why do the worst among us rise to the top of the GOP? Can you please answer me? Please? I’ve been asking this question since the days of Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan, George W Bush. And now the absolute nadir, Donald J. Trump. And I have never heard or read an acceptable answer. Why is evil always ascendent in America? Somebody smarter than me please answer. How is it possible?

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Noem misjudged the maga cult. They're okay with cruelty towards children, blacks and migrants. Just not dogs.

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I never imaging Laura Loomer would ever - ever - say something I agreed with:-)

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I hear you! I feel dirty!

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It's not the first time Noem has lacked a clue. According to the Bulwark, she started an anti-meth program in South Dakota and named it: “Meth: We’re On It.”

https://www.thebulwark.com/p/the-centre-cannot-hold

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She also rejected federal food funding for 25,000 starving children in her state. But, hey she's busy pulling a Lauren Bofart with Cory (I'll fuck anyone if it gets me ahead) Lewandowski. A value that Noem shares with him. She did break up with him when he hit on a donor's wife. But, wait she forgave him. They are both married with 7 kids between them. Family fuck you values. Kari Lake is a fucking brain drain. If I read about her, my IQ drops. What really sucks is when women finally have power, they turn into asshole men. 🙄

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"when women finally have power, they turn into asshole men"

but at a much lower rate. Even Texas once had women in power with decent ideas.

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We all loved Ann Richards. An amazing woman.

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Lisa59; and The late great Molly Ivins!

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" at a much lower rate"

Not in my experience in the security/detective field, so there's that. We touch a different part of the elephant in the blind person parable. ("The elephant is like a tree..."

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Maybe you should have said: when Maga women finally have power, they turn into asshole Maga men.

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Both power and money tend to make people more of what they were, before acquiring it.

Generous people become more generous. And so on.

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👍

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Yes, I should have. However, in my defense before they were called MAGA, they were the Phyllis Shaflay ladies.

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I’ve always hated it that I shared a first name with that horrible woman, she’s despicable

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Phyllis, take your power back! There are LOTS of awesome Phyllis's -- my Aunt, Phyllis Davis (1970's actress), Phyllis Newman, TONY Award winning Broadway star & the first woman to host The Tonight Show. And bowing down to the one & only Phyllis Diller.

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Well, I don't think too many people remember her. She hated that women had choices and she didn't. She wanted a career in politics. But, hubby said, no. He was out there living his life and banging anything that walked. While she played glorified hostess. She waved her own misogyny flag. Her judgmental rage gave her a platform, voice and purpose against women. Instead of holding the men accountable, she was a bitch on wheels fighting against women's freedoms. Ya think she projected her bullshit insecurities much? Those were the days of sexism. Oh wait, we are back here again. If Agent Orange wins, we're fucked. But not in the fun way.

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Wait, isn't that a sin, according to their Goatherder's Guide to the Galaxy?

Oh right. As if it matters.

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Only Marxist Leftists commits sins. According to Heritage Project 2025.

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Well put, Lisa.

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Several years ago, I bought a T-shirt that bears the words “Elect Women.”

It’s too bad the Lakes, Noems, Greenes, Huckabee-Sanders, Boeberts, and all the rest of their ilk keep me from wearing it. It’s a dust cloth now…

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Oh fuck, that's so sad and funny at the same time. Michelle Fischbach is my Representative. An insurrection supporter. I call her office all the time. I don't hold back. She is supported by Leo's dark money. She is more misogynistic than most men I know. Last week I called and discussed the fact she's a paid Russian agent out to destroy democracy. And that I hope Jack Smith comes a knocking. Goddamn these women. They are bullies that didn't get asked to the fucking prom.

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SOME women. Think of Nancy Pelosi, Tammy Baldwin, Katie Porter, Amy Schumer, etc.

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Oh, absolutely! I was thinking that broadly yesterday.

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Womanhood is a bipartisan condition. As is Manhood.

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Is it? I need to think about that one.

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🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

She's not the brightest bulb in the box.

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It’s looking like she’s one sandwich short of a picnic as well.

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Three cards shy of a full deck. 😁

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Oh shit!!😂😂

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Hahahaha hahahaha

Meth, we’re on it? For real for real?

So that’s one of their problems. Ya think?

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That explains a lot.

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She's an incompetent rancher, emotionally unstable, stupid, perfect for governor of SD.

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Probably the only time she has told the truth.

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So we know she has a great command of the English language too? 😂🥴

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If she'd shot a couple of women who'd had abortions, they would be fine with that.

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You got that right, Mary Virginia.

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Cruelty to people often starts with cruelty to animals.

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Yep, she is approaching serial killer territory.

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Schwarenegger learned that lesson when he was guv of CA. There was a measure on the ballot about the shelters that horrified Dem and GOP dog owners. He was quoted as saying "Don't mess with the pets."

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🎯

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Thanks for addressing this...honestly, I'm not sure I can fully recover from this horror. I am chilled to the bone at Noems heinous behavior. There's not one fucking thing anyone can say that would justify her action. I'm about to travel back to Missouri where my two rescues are, at the farm with my bro, and after showering them with treats, I will assure them they will not be shot in the face. And the gratuitous photo of Kari Lake is gross. She needs to go far away! Republicans suck...humans suck. I hate everything. ✌️💙 But I love Jeff and all you guys.

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Why do they find it necessary to have portraits done with a dead animal and a child? It's all just too much....😡

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Right, how sick is that thought process?

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It's psycho.

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In her deluded mind it's just a warm and fuzzy moment with her grandchild.

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🤮🤮🤮

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It’s not like she’s shooting the animal because she can’t afford to buy meat. It’s just a fucking trophy and certainly not teaching her granddaughter to love and respect all animals. She even said that one of her grandchildren, maybe this one, already owns two guns. 😳

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Exactly Vickie and I read about the child owning guns. That is just sick.

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I couldn't agree more with that. I've never been much of a hunter and three years ago someone close took their life with a gun and I don't even like to see guns now.

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I’m so sorry. Over half of gun deaths are suicide, majority white men. Underreported and long overdue for national discussion.

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Yes my nephew was depressed and killed himself with one of his many guns.

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That’s awful. I’m sorry.

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Thanks. I feel for his dad they were very close. He had mental health issues, by the sound, but being a tough guy would never get that help.

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It's another sick MAGA thing. What they find acceptable and appealing is usually considered fucked up by many folks. From Cokey McDipshit and his very disturbing photos of dead animals that he kills for shits and giggles to the poor granddaughter who has to grow up in that culture, it's really hard to see why they consider this to be ok.

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That little girl looks traumatized. In what world do Grammies force their grandkids to see, and to touch, large dead animals with blood running from their mouths? Our job is to explore nature with our little ones; helping to instill a sense of wonder and gratitude. This makes me want to cry.

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Sad but true. These people have no shame.

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It's a sickness. "Look what I killed. I'm tough." Worst are the holiday cards with each member of the family holding a firearm (including the children.) Thomas Massie's Xmas greeting was was inexplicably bizarre. We have a fetish with guns in this country. Remember when Sarah Palin was revered for her hunting skills? She and Todd could kill and gut a deer in an hour. A proud GQP VP pick. Some people make you horrified to be an American.

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The worst is Don Jr. 😳 trophy hunter and dickwad

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Right, there is just no reason to kill an animal so that you can hang it’s head on your wall. It’s just gross & pointless. I’ve been vegan for about 6-7 yrs

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Because they are horrible people who love to advertise that fact.

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Susan, isn’t it just beyond fathomable that anyone can be so cruel and feel justified to boast about it in a book? The irony here is most republicans are equally cruel, just not to dogs. 🤬 I will never be able to wrap my head around all the hatred and selfishness. I feel your pain this morning…. 🩷

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I might need to crawl into my cave soon. Damn. This woman is everything thats wrong with the Republican Party.

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Yes, I agree. She and tfg are

the faces of this cruel, reprehensible cult.

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Susan; so much campaign ad material here. The ads write themselves. I’m sure you have some ideas, Adchick!

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Oh, they do write themselves. What are these people thinking!? 🤦‍♀️

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It speaks to their level of cluelessness!🤪

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But y'know, the Repub party has been in decline since Eisenhauer. As Stuart Stevens so accurately wrote, It Was All A Lie.

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💯

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I know what you mean.

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That piece in the book was aimed at an audience of one, I'm pretty sure.

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Yes!!! Thank you, Joanne!

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I can't imagine any scenario in which telling something like this would have been a good idea. As I recall, even Putin has a dog he likes. Not just the one he terrorized Angela Merkel with, a large scary looking dog when he knew she was afraid.

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And, just to keep it real from a historical perspective, all-around-fun-guy Adolf Hitler also had a dog which he loved.

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That does it, Ellen. Old Kristi has managed to sink herself to the bottom of the sewer.

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I wonder how much skrila Leonard Leo paid Kristi to leak the puppy story right as the sickening six pulled the immunity stunt for Trump (sort of). They needed something that would infuriate the public even more than greenlighting Trump immunity possibilities.

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I despise those 6 🤬🤬 I just can’t believe how blatant their obstruction of the judicial process has been

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What happened to “the appearance of impropriety”?

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✌🏼👍🏼

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We love you, too, Susan. I have been hugging and kissing my kitties (well the 2 out of 4 that will let me) a lot more since hearing about this! This is such disgusting behavior that I am having trouble processing it.

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Shell...thanks. I mean, when Ive heard about animal abuse, the abusers were arrested and served some jail time. This event blows me outta the water. I'm glad we have such a positive, likeminded community here! 😘👍💙

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don't let em steal l your joi de vivre!

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And my dog!

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Susan, I’m in the same boat as you…

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Noem is a corrupt, heartless, hypocrite POS and has pledged absolute fealty to Trump. She has all the attributes necessary to replace Melania or Ivanka or whomever. Lake is just over the rainbow insane -another compelling attribute for extreme MAGA's to consider.

And besides, let's not forget Dick Cheney actually did shoot someone in the face (granted, it was a GOP donor and not a puppy -but still!)

https://www.texastribune.org/2023/02/05/harry-whittington-dick-cheney/

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and the guy Cheney shot apologized to him!

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Of course. "I'm sorry about your bullet Mr. Cheney -as soon as I'm out of surgery I'll hand it back to you!"

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I seem to recall that it was a 32 gauge shotgun, for shooting birds, but fun point!

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Fun, except perhaps for Harry Whittington. After the shooting Harry swore to never, ever wear an Emu suit again while dancing and quacking (or whatever Emu's do).

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