"it's Sunday, I'm going to write a short one," I said to myself as I sat down to bang this out. four hours and 1704 words later, here you go. and I didn't even get to half the stuff I intended to talk about
Thank you. Your loyal fans can't get their day started until your column drops. Also, thank you for printing the texts of his "speeches" so that we don't have to listen to his dead voice.
YES, I’m glad to hear that someone else noticed the lavender glow on his hair!! Did he use a different brand of blonde coloring than usual & there was a weird chemical reaction??
Ditto The 4 years when he was in the Whitehouse were agony from hearing his near daily coverage! I had to hit the mute button to keep my sanity. Sheesh, nails on a chalkboard would have been music to my ears by comparison!
That Queens wheedle and croon. He's out of his fucking mind. I'd love to put an apron on that fat bag of ordure and set him to the french fries. I did it for six months, and I'm sure I remember the method.
IDK about that,but Frump would probably send Alina Habba in to lie for him...of course with all the Trumps, I guess every interview they've ever done was with Daddy...how special!!!
I read early. And I always do Jeff last because he drops here at about 8:30 am. So if I finish the majority of news before then, I don’t quite get up and get going until it drops. I fiddle around, read books instead of news, get another cup o’ Joe … and THEN!! There it is!! Yaaaay.
Well-you always have stupid week on Saturday to add all that shit! Speaking of McDonald’s….YOU deserve a break today…(as the McDonald’s commercial goes!) lol
On behalf of the god botherers among us, GOD fucking bless you jeff Tiedrich!
BTW, it's way past time you learned how to use voice typing, a dictation program. It's only drawback is that it turns our favorite words into this: ****. **** and ****.
I'm using Microsoft voice typing which is free and already installed on my laptop. You don't tell a Microsoft program what to do. My computer is loaded down enough with software that I don't wanna put anything else on. You access the program with WIN + H. I suggest you turn off auto punctuation, which is one royal inaccurate pain in the ass.
Well, I loved it. I hope you write many more of these “short ones”. I can’t stand SCROTUS so much. I can’t believe we have been soaked in his malignant bullshit every day for nine and a half years. And he is becoming more and more threatening and menacing with each passing hate rally.
What is the purpose behind Comer Fudd’s investigation of Zelenskyy now? WTAF? Comer is pissed because Zelenskyy visited an arms factory in PA? Is that right?
This is a grim and demoralizing era. You’re making it livable. Thank you.
But he's so fxxxxxg stupid. Comer Fudd wants an investigation of were taxpayers' funds used for Zelensky to travel to PA? 🤬🤬🤬. But no word on what he wants to do about Zelensky's travel to NYC to see #OrangeTurd. 🧐
I think you should double the word count every day and then bring it in here and shoot it all straight into our veins. Except you wouldn’t get to sleep hardly at all, and that would be bad.
He dumb. That whole klan is dumb. Box of rocks dumb. In a just society, they might find some useful tasks, nothing that requires a forebrain. But… here we are.
He is the son of a snowplow father, and his spawn have a snowplow father (clears all the obstacles out of kids' paths, including inconvenient arrests, overcoming bad grades to graduate, unwanted pregnancies. Matt Gaetz's daddy, too. Probably Empty Greene)
But wait ! Eggs are $2.99 ! Wahhhhhhhhhh Wahhhhhhhhhh
“Sure want one of those $100 thousand watches though so I can be aware of when my time is up”
Knock, knock…
Mr. Darwin is here to collect republican rubes, get in the truck we got sneakers, watches, coins, flags,custom diapers and ignorance, a bumper crop of willful ignorance.
It's not real leadership. It's salesmanship, and you're right, that's his strength. Getting backing and $$ even after a string of questionable ventures, convincing banks to not not foreclose on him
Donald is sun downing rapidly.. His scattershot comments concerning the mental acuity of our VP, his rant concerning the “foreign fly” buzzing around his head, his answer to the question of the economy talking shit about an award he never received, denying the fact people are leaving his rallies, ordering FAUX not to broadcast our VP visiting the border and her comments. BTW, Harris has released 20 years of tax statements, Walz released 15 years of his tax statements… Vance- Donald? Still waiting. Donald has been informed of the material in Jack Smith’s 180 page motion…..IMHO, that’s why he is flipping out…it’s extra crispy, just like his burned steaks… He’s losing it in real time folks..and we are here to watch. So if Donald flips out and is unable to run, who will JD pick as his VP? Best to all.
Warning…Susan!!! Everything is incredibly expensive in Switzerland, but you can eat off the streets, because they’re incredibly clean! The spectacular drive into the clouds and mountains are well worth the price of admission!! Come to think of it, I might have to tag along, Sla’inte!!
Feel free to join me in the 4 BR VRBO I've rented in lovely Thunder Bay, Ontario for election week...I'm not terribly interested in sticking around, particularly as an immigration attorney, if the roundups start.
That’s JD’s only goal. Must be the “GOP’s” too bc they aren’t defunding him. (Not even sure they can do that?). I think the GOP, as it were, has this plan.
Big Daddy gonna melt down soon.
Keep him on his feet long enough to take the oath.
The minute he’s in, start the 25th amendment cha-cha.
Ok. JD—you’re IT! Put your hand on that Bible—and hope up hell it doesn’t go up in flames as you touch it.
JD? Um Mr. Prezi-dent. Shut the fuck up and sit down. Lara will have your script ready in a minute.
And the whole swarm of hand picked trumpers will insert their evil god damn family and friends and billionaires into the so-called cabinet.
Good point fredo.....Tax return procedure used to be a big deal....I haven't heard a word about that aspect from the media. I know I have a mind like a steel trap, but the media AINT gonna ask Trump/Shady about theirs huh??
I'm wondering on November 6th and onward how MSM can still justify covering this blithering idiot everyday,24/7,or are they just going to let another MAGAT like Meatball Ron get 4 more years of free campaigning.
Tell your Republican friends and family: A vote for Trump is a vote for PRESIDENT VANCE.
Listen to these clips of Trump! Musk/Thiel/Vance have added Jeff’s post to the top of their file of exhibits (which already has plenty from “This week in stupid” and Jeff’s other gems.) They have enough to start 25th A proceedings as soon as they have enough Project 2025 alumni confirmed in the cabinet. This is not a joke.
Then they will induce Trump to resign - with money and promise of full pardon from President Vance.
Btw, time to read up on what the 25th amendment actually says.
Keep in mind also President Biden has 'presidential immunity' granted by the SC lapdogs until inauguration in January,hey SC!!! Is that 'immunity' just for Republicans?? Rhetorical...we know the answer.
Whatever B-list lawyers willing to risk their licenses he has on retainer will be in court and giving false testimony to state legislatures — he’ll have to sound off about that. And of course there’s his sentencing later in the month.
Yes indeed that's true, but the crime family constantly lying isn't exactly 'news', except on right-wing media,at least maybe MSM should admit they are no different from them.
every day goes by Garland looks worse for slow walking/no walking for 2+years. even though it hardly seems possible. had he been even 10% more competent, tangeranus would be a bad sad memory now instead of giving us all ptsd that it might happen again.
Garland did start an investigation of the plotters meeting at the hotel the night prior to the insurrection immediately. Bill Barr made damn sure he killed it! As he did with Reagan in the Irangate scandal, where he was about to be charged with treason. Barr also killed the Iran-Contra investigation with HR and Ronnie as well! Fact is, and always will be that Bill Barr is your Opus Dei nemesis throughout his whole fuckery filled career Runfast!!
McDonald's stuck in what's left of his fried memory banks once again show us his focus on priorities. The impaired mango anus working the french fry cooker is about likely to happen as him picking up the tab for those folks he stiffed at that burger joint in NYC. Besides, there could be health code violations involved with a diaper load of shit being that close to the food.
McD's & Kamala. Maybe McD's is THE ONE THING that's front & center, always available, in his brain. Now, in his dementia mind "Kamala equals Mickey D's".
Remember in 1992, when it was clear that Clinton had an advantage over Bush the Elder, and Bush got desperate? "Bozos and the Ozone Man" ring a bell? This is a far more panicky fogged-up brain version of that tactic.
(And I remember in either 88 or 92 that Bush the Elder recited his qualifications and essentially said "I've been preparing for this job, it should be mine." Doesn't work like that, Poppy. The entitled attitude pissed me off. That and saving Karl Rove from prosecution for getting caught going through Democratic headquarters trash)
I'll dig him a hole myself at GITMO. Rove, Lee Atwater, Newt Gingrich ... they were so toxic back then. Look how it turned out: "They're eating the dogs!!!" in a Presidential debate.
Atwater's in hell already. Man died of a brain tumor, and I felt no sympathy for him; i thought it was fitting for someone who had abused power and influence to be reduced to be utterly helpless at the end.
Sure, & Bush Jr. for a needless war of 20 years & war crimes. I have standards for my GITMO holes - no wifi, TV, cell phones or reading materials. Only one person per hole. Not a second of human contact. Just them alone in a hole.
Well, if not for media sanewashing, the truth would come out. TRump’s worshippers can’t have THAT! Some people believe in astrology and the healing power of crystals. Others gaze in wonder at tRump’s dithering.
Just have to point out that George Santos did not get caught until months after he was elected. And LDFF has still not gone to jail decades after he started to crime.
Shit doesn't just happen—too damn often, shit works!
Aha! Hannah, you solved it! Taylor Swift was TIME's Person of the Year! Donnie's whined about not being named over the years. He's had a FAKE TIME mag PotY with his face on it framed at maro-leggo for years!
He recently posted "I hate Taylor Swift out of the blue. Yes, she endorsed Kamala, but he "lied" it weeks later. His impossibly tangled brain wires took weeks to put 1 + 1 together.
Trump can’t even ladle out the hate gravy coherently. It’s an angry word salad and not even remotely close to an answer to the question asked. Complete gibberish.
I suppose his cultists believe that he is speaking in tongues. They will have an orgasm when he falls down foaming at the mouth and biting the carpet. May that blessed day soon arrive for them .
It's distraction. You never get an answer to the original question, but he's brought up five different things (most of which have already been debunked) and you start thinking about, wait a minute, that's already been fact-checked, and forget that he never came close to answering the original question. To which his answer would have been, "We're giving that a lot of thought," (i.e., he knows nothing about it) and the truth is, "Refer to Project 2025, page 258."
And he'll stand by that fake family until it turns out the "mother" just got stopped for drunk driving or one of the kids got kicked out of middle school for selling weed.
If Trump reached down the back of his pants and flung the contents of his Depends at the press box, the MSM would report it as “Trump sharpens attack on media.” The good news/bad news is - nobody’s going to be influenced by any of this anyway. The voting public knows he’s insane and is either horrified that this race is close - or doesn’t give a shit. The Times and Post could actually do their jobs and run daily red banner bulletins at the top of the page warning of this approaching asteroid strike, and it wouldn’t move the needle. If the sight of Harris pulling his underpants over the top of his head and riding him like a blue ribbon 4H hog at their “debate” didn’t produce a 10 point bounce in the polls, I don’t know how much damage the MSM sanewashing is actually doing. “Yeah … he’s a fucking lunatic, but he’s OUR fucking lunatic.”
Out of your entire piece today, the part that enrages me the most is Bloomberg’s sane washing Trumps drivel in their headline. WTAF is wrong with these “news” organizations?? How did anyone, let alone a journalist, listen to that man for more than 10 seconds and not understand 1) he does not have a coherent thought or fact in his small brain about anything and 2) he is bat shit crazy. For low information voters, reading a headline like that is all they will do, then walk away and believe Trump is rational. This has to stop…
"it's Sunday, I'm going to write a short one," I said to myself as I sat down to bang this out. four hours and 1704 words later, here you go. and I didn't even get to half the stuff I intended to talk about
How you can continuously stream words and thoughts about this blustering bag of rancid wind is remarkable! You write it, I read it.
May the remaining hours of the day provide relief from toxins smothering this country. Be well.
Perfect Deb 💙
Thank you. Your loyal fans can't get their day started until your column drops. Also, thank you for printing the texts of his "speeches" so that we don't have to listen to his dead voice.
A big AMEN to that! His whining, awful voice is as repellent as his sweaty orange face!
And did you notice his hair now glows lavender in those videos? LOL! It's starting to look a lot like Halloween's come to tRumpville!
YES, I’m glad to hear that someone else noticed the lavender glow on his hair!! Did he use a different brand of blonde coloring than usual & there was a weird chemical reaction??
I am so grateful to not be required to hear that demented voice.
Ditto The 4 years when he was in the Whitehouse were agony from hearing his near daily coverage! I had to hit the mute button to keep my sanity. Sheesh, nails on a chalkboard would have been music to my ears by comparison!
That Queens wheedle and croon. He's out of his fucking mind. I'd love to put an apron on that fat bag of ordure and set him to the french fries. I did it for six months, and I'm sure I remember the method.
I don't think they hire sex predators at McDonalds.
What about convicted felons?
IDK about that,but Frump would probably send Alina Habba in to lie for him...of course with all the Trumps, I guess every interview they've ever done was with Daddy...how special!!!
they wouldn’t be able to fit an apron around his fat twat. XXXXL not available for fry cooks
😂😂🤣🤣🏆
I like the text so I can understand exactly what is in the word salad
Is there an app for translating word salad?
That’s becoming a real statement for me.
I read early. And I always do Jeff last because he drops here at about 8:30 am. So if I finish the majority of news before then, I don’t quite get up and get going until it drops. I fiddle around, read books instead of news, get another cup o’ Joe … and THEN!! There it is!! Yaaaay.
Absolutely!!!
I second THAT. I don’t even like saying that motherfucker’s name, and most of the Meidas Touch videos I watch now, I mute him.
Well, when a tornado of shit is flying, you can't grab every piece.
Especially when Trump is splattering, not aiming.
Good one Hanna!! Many gold stars to you!!
🎯🎯🎯
Well-you always have stupid week on Saturday to add all that shit! Speaking of McDonald’s….YOU deserve a break today…(as the McDonald’s commercial goes!) lol
On behalf of the god botherers among us, GOD fucking bless you jeff Tiedrich!
BTW, it's way past time you learned how to use voice typing, a dictation program. It's only drawback is that it turns our favorite words into this: ****. **** and ****.
Surely you can train it to autocorrect, no?
I'm using Microsoft voice typing which is free and already installed on my laptop. You don't tell a Microsoft program what to do. My computer is loaded down enough with software that I don't wanna put anything else on. You access the program with WIN + H. I suggest you turn off auto punctuation, which is one royal inaccurate pain in the ass.
I love “this week in stupid’
Well, I loved it. I hope you write many more of these “short ones”. I can’t stand SCROTUS so much. I can’t believe we have been soaked in his malignant bullshit every day for nine and a half years. And he is becoming more and more threatening and menacing with each passing hate rally.
What is the purpose behind Comer Fudd’s investigation of Zelenskyy now? WTAF? Comer is pissed because Zelenskyy visited an arms factory in PA? Is that right?
This is a grim and demoralizing era. You’re making it livable. Thank you.
Comer is the epitome of 'weaponization of government' against political opponents, just like Bill Barr.
But he's so fxxxxxg stupid. Comer Fudd wants an investigation of were taxpayers' funds used for Zelensky to travel to PA? 🤬🤬🤬. But no word on what he wants to do about Zelensky's travel to NYC to see #OrangeTurd. 🧐
The little girl's face in the picture was worth a thousand words.
So glad you wrote more! You just made my Sunday that much better!!!
Too much crazy to resist isn’t there?
Weeeell, that's cuz the crazy train provides you with so much material.
You knocked this one out of the park Jeff!
Your sampling of sane-washing was splendid. Thanks for your Sunday paper scroll of illuminated manuscript!
Am going to invest in a case of air sickness bags to get me through all the gibberish from the Republicans.
I think you should double the word count every day and then bring it in here and shoot it all straight into our veins. Except you wouldn’t get to sleep hardly at all, and that would be bad.
🤣🤣🤣🤣. Sure Jeff. As if….
He dumb. That whole klan is dumb. Box of rocks dumb. In a just society, they might find some useful tasks, nothing that requires a forebrain. But… here we are.
He is the son of a snowplow father, and his spawn have a snowplow father (clears all the obstacles out of kids' paths, including inconvenient arrests, overcoming bad grades to graduate, unwanted pregnancies. Matt Gaetz's daddy, too. Probably Empty Greene)
Definitely Marjorie Traitor Goon, the poor little rich girl in Aaalllferayta Jawja.
When the news shows profile shots of Roger Stone, you can see he is missing frontal lobes.
He does have the strangest sloped-back forehead. Like he had major surgery and things went south.
He looks like 'Zippy the Pinhead'.
He’s actually a pinhead (with apologies to others so afflicted- but not him)
A lot of his “stuff” has “gone south.”
Zippy the Pinhead comes to mind -- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zippy_the_Pinhead#:~:text=Zippy%20the%20Pinhead%20is%20a%20fictional#:~:text=Zippy%20the%20Pinhead%20is%20a%20fictional
Zippy is Albert Einstein to the 10th power compared to this dolt and his cult of lemmings.
The problem is there’s 81 million of them.
Check your numbers, I dont believe you are correct.
I stand corrected, 74.2 million Magats
That is a good one Stephen! But it holds true for many others too
Weird heads seems to be a common trait of ultra right wing fascists.
He's authentically, astonishingly good at getting people to buy worthless shit— but that's got nothing to do with a just society.
But wait ! Eggs are $2.99 ! Wahhhhhhhhhh Wahhhhhhhhhh
“Sure want one of those $100 thousand watches though so I can be aware of when my time is up”
Knock, knock…
Mr. Darwin is here to collect republican rubes, get in the truck we got sneakers, watches, coins, flags,custom diapers and ignorance, a bumper crop of willful ignorance.
Well, more Republicans died of COVID than Democrats. Some wondered if that would help to tip the election.
It's not real leadership. It's salesmanship, and you're right, that's his strength. Getting backing and $$ even after a string of questionable ventures, convincing banks to not not foreclose on him
I believe that a lot of the "investments" were actually money-laundering exercises. So maybe not that surprising?
Oh, the $100,000 watches and crypto scream money laundering, and selling influence
Sure, he’s a sort of good salesman, also kind of a funnyman. I think after he loses he should consider the standup circuit
Beyond dumb,they realized the guy who was supposed to be 'fighting for them' isn't,and hasn't ever,now the MAGATS are just a another hate group.
He might be dumb but his followers are dumber yet. SMFH!
"most people don't know..." is Trump-speak for "I didn't know until a second ago"
Donald is sun downing rapidly.. His scattershot comments concerning the mental acuity of our VP, his rant concerning the “foreign fly” buzzing around his head, his answer to the question of the economy talking shit about an award he never received, denying the fact people are leaving his rallies, ordering FAUX not to broadcast our VP visiting the border and her comments. BTW, Harris has released 20 years of tax statements, Walz released 15 years of his tax statements… Vance- Donald? Still waiting. Donald has been informed of the material in Jack Smith’s 180 page motion…..IMHO, that’s why he is flipping out…it’s extra crispy, just like his burned steaks… He’s losing it in real time folks..and we are here to watch. So if Donald flips out and is unable to run, who will JD pick as his VP? Best to all.
the thought of Justa Dick Vance as POTUS is enough to get me on a flight to Switzerland. JFC. 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Warning…Susan!!! Everything is incredibly expensive in Switzerland, but you can eat off the streets, because they’re incredibly clean! The spectacular drive into the clouds and mountains are well worth the price of admission!! Come to think of it, I might have to tag along, Sla’inte!!
I heard that. My friend has a friend who said, come to Switzerland and stay with me. COOL! I gotta at least check it out!
Feel free to join me in the 4 BR VRBO I've rented in lovely Thunder Bay, Ontario for election week...I'm not terribly interested in sticking around, particularly as an immigration attorney, if the roundups start.
Tempting. I love Canada so much. I love cold weather, too. It was meant to be!
What w all the health care and no guns, I've heard it's a nice place.😉
Do you enjoy snow shoveling as well Susan?
LOL Not so much...but I do it in Missouri.
Just make sure you have your woolies and snow boots. Winter can come early to that part of Ontario. 😉
Closest drive from MN, but maybe I should our my snow tires on now that you mention it.
That would be a wise decision. Enjoy election week in Northwestern Ontario.
Bring chains as well, I think they’re still legal there…
No, unfortunately tire chains are illegal in all highways of Ontario. Sorry to be a party pooper.
I feel much better w the Harris ticket, but I'm telling you folx - whether you're the 1st or the last to board the St. Louis, it's already too late.
ARGH, JD as president? I thought being a real person was a requirement.
He is a cheap AI robot made in a garage.
And u are being too kind🤮
I know. Feeling oddly calm about these idiots today.
He is an alien in a skin suit. ( Men in Black -Edgar)
Rumor has it Hannah…JD is alien life form spawned from a giant blood sucking xenomorph!!
JD 'Hock-tuie!!' Vance.
Did you just spit, Bruce?
😅🤣😅🤣
That’s JD’s only goal. Must be the “GOP’s” too bc they aren’t defunding him. (Not even sure they can do that?). I think the GOP, as it were, has this plan.
Big Daddy gonna melt down soon.
Keep him on his feet long enough to take the oath.
The minute he’s in, start the 25th amendment cha-cha.
Ok. JD—you’re IT! Put your hand on that Bible—and hope up hell it doesn’t go up in flames as you touch it.
JD? Um Mr. Prezi-dent. Shut the fuck up and sit down. Lara will have your script ready in a minute.
And the whole swarm of hand picked trumpers will insert their evil god damn family and friends and billionaires into the so-called cabinet.
And it’s That’s All Folks for democracy.
Too scary for me 😲😵💫😳
Good point fredo.....Tax return procedure used to be a big deal....I haven't heard a word about that aspect from the media. I know I have a mind like a steel trap, but the media AINT gonna ask Trump/Shady about theirs huh??
is every Republican a sociopath? THAT is the question of the year.
Dump is a lunatic.
Breaking news: every MAGAt is a psychopathic sociopath. In other breaking news, water is still wet, and sun continues to rise in the east.
What’s your source?
Observable reality - it's our side's secret weapon.
I mean for the water wet and sunrise parts. I know where you got the rest.
NWS? I assume.
Tip of the hat to you. So nice to be in the presence of well-read people.
Trust me bro.
😂🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏
I'm wondering on November 6th and onward how MSM can still justify covering this blithering idiot everyday,24/7,or are they just going to let another MAGAT like Meatball Ron get 4 more years of free campaigning.
Tell your Republican friends and family: A vote for Trump is a vote for PRESIDENT VANCE.
Listen to these clips of Trump! Musk/Thiel/Vance have added Jeff’s post to the top of their file of exhibits (which already has plenty from “This week in stupid” and Jeff’s other gems.) They have enough to start 25th A proceedings as soon as they have enough Project 2025 alumni confirmed in the cabinet. This is not a joke.
Then they will induce Trump to resign - with money and promise of full pardon from President Vance.
Btw, time to read up on what the 25th amendment actually says.
https://constitutioncenter.org/the-constitution/amendments/amendment-xxv?gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAADJbFsA4j-a09--POUtwkepIp1g6S&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIo7mts9boiAMVtWtHAR3esRchEAAYASAAEgKDuvD_BwE
Keep in mind also President Biden has 'presidential immunity' granted by the SC lapdogs until inauguration in January,hey SC!!! Is that 'immunity' just for Republicans?? Rhetorical...we know the answer.
Yeah. “Too bad” Biden isn’t a criminal.
He is not going to call Seal Team Six,but I believe he's not to allow another group of brain-dead MAGATS to storm the Capital again either.
Like x 1000.
Ab-so-posi-lutely.
Fingers crossed!
Whatever B-list lawyers willing to risk their licenses he has on retainer will be in court and giving false testimony to state legislatures — he’ll have to sound off about that. And of course there’s his sentencing later in the month.
Yes indeed that's true, but the crime family constantly lying isn't exactly 'news', except on right-wing media,at least maybe MSM should admit they are no different from them.
Good luck with that. Corporate media will be covering his lawsuits re stolen/destroyed/fake etc. ballots as if it's legit. They be admitting nuttin'.
You're right,I must be high.
🥴🥴🥴🥴
Or are all Sociopaths simply Republicans Susan?
That Venn diagram is a perfect circle.
🤔 Deep thought. 😂
Oh my god. Donny Convict IS Lewis Carroll’s raving Queen of Hearts - perfect! 🤣🤣🤣
1. I have it on good authority that Anderson wanted to use an AI family but too many fingers spoiled the look.
2. Kamala is killing Donny alright— in the intelligence department.
3. What’s a phone app? You mean all the little pictures on my phone? Who put them there? Was it the Deep State? 🙄
At least he didn't make his fake family black,like Holy Mike did.
I wonder if Anderson got his dear friend to throw in anything conjugal? (Or did I just spill the beans? Oops.)
every day goes by Garland looks worse for slow walking/no walking for 2+years. even though it hardly seems possible. had he been even 10% more competent, tangeranus would be a bad sad memory now instead of giving us all ptsd that it might happen again.
Garland did start an investigation of the plotters meeting at the hotel the night prior to the insurrection immediately. Bill Barr made damn sure he killed it! As he did with Reagan in the Irangate scandal, where he was about to be charged with treason. Barr also killed the Iran-Contra investigation with HR and Ronnie as well! Fact is, and always will be that Bill Barr is your Opus Dei nemesis throughout his whole fuckery filled career Runfast!!
Love your stroll down memory lane. I tend to forget some of our history.
He can’t get the Golden Arches out of his head as they probably represent boobs, the nourishment he never received. Sad.
Pretty sure he'll have to reveal he is a convicted felon and sex predator on his McDonald's application.
He wouldn’t know how to fill out an
“application”… or even do it correctly
McDonald's stuck in what's left of his fried memory banks once again show us his focus on priorities. The impaired mango anus working the french fry cooker is about likely to happen as him picking up the tab for those folks he stiffed at that burger joint in NYC. Besides, there could be health code violations involved with a diaper load of shit being that close to the food.
And orange makeup dripping in the fryer.
Ewww
Or a nut sack
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣,would you like fries with that?
I think he gets it binky for that! 🤱🏼🤱🏼🤱🏼🤱🏼🤱🏼🚼🚼🚼🚼🚼
🤣🤣🤣
McD's & Kamala. Maybe McD's is THE ONE THING that's front & center, always available, in his brain. Now, in his dementia mind "Kamala equals Mickey D's".
Remember in 1992, when it was clear that Clinton had an advantage over Bush the Elder, and Bush got desperate? "Bozos and the Ozone Man" ring a bell? This is a far more panicky fogged-up brain version of that tactic.
(And I remember in either 88 or 92 that Bush the Elder recited his qualifications and essentially said "I've been preparing for this job, it should be mine." Doesn't work like that, Poppy. The entitled attitude pissed me off. That and saving Karl Rove from prosecution for getting caught going through Democratic headquarters trash)
Karl is still out there, slinging shit. Bless his heart.
Although, he is raving about Kamala and admitting LDConvict is off his rocker. Can’t stand Rove as he must’ve gone to the school of Mitch McConnell.
Other way around
I'll dig him a hole myself at GITMO. Rove, Lee Atwater, Newt Gingrich ... they were so toxic back then. Look how it turned out: "They're eating the dogs!!!" in a Presidential debate.
Atwater's in hell already. Man died of a brain tumor, and I felt no sympathy for him; i thought it was fitting for someone who had abused power and influence to be reduced to be utterly helpless at the end.
It's usually unkind to celebrate when someone died. Atwater's death was a huge party!
I think he expressed regret before he died at his ruthless and unprincipled behavior
Shouldn't have done it in the first place. He wasn't actually sorryhe did it; just sorry about the backlash.
Very likely
Can you fit Cheney in that hole? He gets no pass from me just cuz he supports Harris.
Sure, & Bush Jr. for a needless war of 20 years & war crimes. I have standards for my GITMO holes - no wifi, TV, cell phones or reading materials. Only one person per hole. Not a second of human contact. Just them alone in a hole.
Sounds perfect.
He has much to atone for.
Old Turd Blossoms never die, they just stick to the bottom of your shoe. And the stink remains.
And wouldn't be without the Bushes. "Permanent Republican majority." That's his
Ahhh, I remember those days... before social media trolls thought somehow they were qualified for holding offices.
Well, if not for media sanewashing, the truth would come out. TRump’s worshippers can’t have THAT! Some people believe in astrology and the healing power of crystals. Others gaze in wonder at tRump’s dithering.
Just have to point out that George Santos did not get caught until months after he was elected. And LDFF has still not gone to jail decades after he started to crime.
Shit doesn't just happen—too damn often, shit works!
The press oddly hasn’t pointed out the obvious & well-worn playbooks at work - (🗣️ would be nice! )
Indeed it would,lie,lie,lie,when caught,call everything 'fake' and 'rigged' and a 'witchhunt'.
This is a great day for all Americans! Diaper Donny will be receiving numerous awards, including but not limited to:
Most Lies Told During a Presidential Campaign (Pinocchio’s Nose Trophy)
The Pepe’ LaPew Award - for spreading the highest volume of odoriferous stench molecules during a presidential debate.
Magic Foot Wedge Medal of Dishonor - this award goes to only the most serious, consistent cheaters at golf.
Heinz 57 Trophy - for the use of condiments in new and exciting ways, including “wall art.”
There are certainly more exciting awards to be presented before the election. tRump will, naturally, win them all.
Someone somewhere, probably did say, with streaming tears of course, that he was their man of the year. Just some idiot, somewhere.
He was a big, strong man. You forgot that part.
No coffee yet.
Aha! Hannah, you solved it! Taylor Swift was TIME's Person of the Year! Donnie's whined about not being named over the years. He's had a FAKE TIME mag PotY with his face on it framed at maro-leggo for years!
He recently posted "I hate Taylor Swift out of the blue. Yes, she endorsed Kamala, but he "lied" it weeks later. His impossibly tangled brain wires took weeks to put 1 + 1 together.
I believe anyone could get one for about $20 bucks,if you're egomaniacal enough to want one.
I want to be Woman of the Year 2024 for The Onion.
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🔥
Trump can’t even ladle out the hate gravy coherently. It’s an angry word salad and not even remotely close to an answer to the question asked. Complete gibberish.
I suppose his cultists believe that he is speaking in tongues. They will have an orgasm when he falls down foaming at the mouth and biting the carpet. May that blessed day soon arrive for them .
It's distraction. You never get an answer to the original question, but he's brought up five different things (most of which have already been debunked) and you start thinking about, wait a minute, that's already been fact-checked, and forget that he never came close to answering the original question. To which his answer would have been, "We're giving that a lot of thought," (i.e., he knows nothing about it) and the truth is, "Refer to Project 2025, page 258."
He’s sputtering mad. So angry he can’t see straight
I believe the rallies now are just purely for grifting the herd.
Indeed - but the watch ( made in china)
buy my Bible ( I’ve never read it) and my shoes ( Blacks will buy it cause they relate to me) HE IS THE GREATEST GRIFTER OF OUR TIME- and of ALL TIME
As always.
A fake family. That would be funny if it was a late night joke. As reality, not so much.
And he'll stand by that fake family until it turns out the "mother" just got stopped for drunk driving or one of the kids got kicked out of middle school for selling weed.
Lol
Agree
If Trump reached down the back of his pants and flung the contents of his Depends at the press box, the MSM would report it as “Trump sharpens attack on media.” The good news/bad news is - nobody’s going to be influenced by any of this anyway. The voting public knows he’s insane and is either horrified that this race is close - or doesn’t give a shit. The Times and Post could actually do their jobs and run daily red banner bulletins at the top of the page warning of this approaching asteroid strike, and it wouldn’t move the needle. If the sight of Harris pulling his underpants over the top of his head and riding him like a blue ribbon 4H hog at their “debate” didn’t produce a 10 point bounce in the polls, I don’t know how much damage the MSM sanewashing is actually doing. “Yeah … he’s a fucking lunatic, but he’s OUR fucking lunatic.”
Out of your entire piece today, the part that enrages me the most is Bloomberg’s sane washing Trumps drivel in their headline. WTAF is wrong with these “news” organizations?? How did anyone, let alone a journalist, listen to that man for more than 10 seconds and not understand 1) he does not have a coherent thought or fact in his small brain about anything and 2) he is bat shit crazy. For low information voters, reading a headline like that is all they will do, then walk away and believe Trump is rational. This has to stop…