You? Stress people out? Howz that even possible? You only report on the thing that's happening or has happened, and put your take on it. I think you're Brilliant and funny has hell. Some people are just to comfortable and set in their ways, Jeff. Your top shelf to Most of America 💯💙🇺🇲💋
While we should be vigilant (as today's Hartman Report reminded us of Trump and his pet twerp Mike Johnson's attempt to pass the highly-misnomered SANE Act—https://hartmannreport.com/p/trump-and-johnsons-shocking-bid-to-1f1 ) and ensure we're still registered to vote (I've been checking every few days, and—yep, I still am!)? The wind feels at Harris's back, while Trump and Vance make a disaster of every public appearance or online post by pandering to their bigot base (do they REALLY think there are enough MAGAts in America to sweep them to victory?).
A lot of states I believe it isn't, Johnson is taking orders directly from Trump,(and probably will go down the toilet with him),so because Trump and JD can't open their mouths without being racist and stupid, they're reduced to political stunts and conspiracy theories.
True enough. But on the 3d hand, was it NC? OH? - it's hard to keep up w the fuckery - took ol' brainworms off the ballot despite it being past the deadline to do so.
Yes, it was NC. Deadine is tomorrow to send out absentee ballots to overseas troops, and thanks to brainworms and the galaxy brains at the state supreme court, they might not be able to.
Seriously! I think the world of Merrick Garland as a person, but I do think he needs to be replaced, along with Dick Durbin in the Senate Judiciary Committee. They are too passive. The time is past for old-fashioned, respectful and gentlemanly confrontation. tRump and co. is a whole different animal, and needs to be treated as dangerous and volatile, in need of immediate throttling. We need a lot of changes, quickly, and a whole LOT of indictments that have a chance of sticking. That means Supreme Court and DOJ changes.
I read that they have basically given up on getting out the vote and plan to rely instead on litigating "election fraud" - just gumming up the works as always. Itʻs a losing strategy in my opinion - Harris has a crack team of lawyers lined up to deal with all the pettifoggery.
Stressed! Jeff -I read you, Heather Cox Richardson, The Guardian, Pro Publica -and all with a blood pressure cuff attached to my left forearm.
It will remain until Trump and his co-conspirators are in prison, Aileen Cannon is under close supervision in traffic court, and Kamala is well into a highly successful second term.
With VP candidate Tim Walz having visited H&H restaurant in Macon, Ga. I hope he enjoyed the food there! As a forever Allman Brothers Band fan(since 1971) this spot is where the ABB hung out all those years ago. Mama Louise kept the band fed when the funds were low and a homegrown meal when it was needed!
Not stressing over anything you’ve written Jeff! Trumps a birthright mobster, most of us here know that.
Malignant narcissist, felon and adjudicated rapiist is a label the rest of America, sans Nazi MAGATS have grown to realize. There’s no room in this country for vapid wastrels, chodes, or illiterate, ignoble poltroons! Thanks for bringing sanity to your followers!!
That's good enough for me. In fact, if I were a Republican politician, I'd go straight to Fox Noise and repeat it on air. ( oh, wait, I forgot - they repeat rumours on air, but not about Republicans)
Also: NO MATTER HOW BIG KH RALLIES LOOK - EVEN WITH HER A+ SOCIAL MEDIA GAME - THAT DOES NOT NECESSARILY TRANSLATE INTO AN ELECTORAL WIN! See: Dr. Annie Andrews (!)
Thanks, Jeff...even though I haven't said it, and even though it really isn't you...it's that I am so sick of all these MAGA-MOTHER-FUCKERS that I cannot take it any longer. I am concentrating on the things I can do that won't stress me out.
I got my 300 Postcards for Michigan on Monday and have been writing them every spare minute instead of seeing what lies MAGA is spewing.
But, I'm not signing up for Oprah because the snark in me still sees her as the person who brought us Doctor Phil and Doctor Oz, and that's a bridge too far for me. I hope she's a roaring success tonight, but other than that, I don't care what she says!
Despite the fact that I’m not putting too much faith in polling your post was a welcome positive break from the constant stress of this campaign but your work always gives my day a lift and puts a smile on my face, thanks for that Jeff .
I still believe we can surprise the powers of punditry with a trifecta. Iiiiif that happens, it's good that Walz is there. He'll lead on the notion of hovering up "left" legislative achievements. As he says often, Ds in MN had a trifecta in the 20 teens & wasted it by trying to bring Rs along. When they got the next opportunity in 2022, it was pedal to the medal. Free school breakfast & lunch! Legal weed! abortion protections, paid family leave etc.
Of course the state party didn't even dream that they'd get a trifecta, so it was a huge scramble after the election, but they pulled their shit together.
I am hoping and praying and pleading that these guys are right. Because I don't just want Trump to lose. I want him to lose BADLY. I want him to get trounced. I want him demolished. I want him fully and utterly humiliated. It will be DELICIOUS.
"I want him DUMPED ........ in front of the whole Western hemisphere. On the 6 o'clock news. OKAY? Then I want world peace." - Bette Midler, The First Wives Club
I want him to lose so badly even the troglodytes who are planning to steal the election throw up their hands and say "nope, sorry, can't do it." A loss by, say, 200,000 in each swing state would do it. I can't help, I live in a stupid solid-red state, but I'm rooting for those of you whose votes will count to get out there and trounce the moron.
Absolutely right. We’ve got to pick up every single rock we find for the fight ahead. Call, donate, write letters, write postcards, anything, everything and VOTE.
Absolutely! Cheers to Miller and the rest who are telling it like it is. There's one campaign that's fueled by joy and the other by hate. The numbers that MSM refuses to tell us are starting to show and as we all know, you can't make this shit up.
I worry about messages that "we're doing great," because we can't take our foot off the gas. But maybe we can add a message that it's pedal to the metal to get a landslide victory and send Trump permanently crawling back to his Florida club having had his ass handed to him by a Black woman.
Hi Jeff, my next episode of “Golf with MAGAS”… I learned so much the other day from MAGA. For instance, my cart partner is mega MAGA and he said that he and his wife will be visiting Taiwan next February before “the Chinese communists take the country”, news to me. Then he discussed that as soon as Donald returns every “woke” General will be dismissed and only a few will remain cause “woke” is destroying our country. All well and good until I responded…. What about being convicted on 34 felonies and sentencing to begin within a few weeks? If Donald is incarcerated how can he be president? Then asked…. Where is Mel? And why was loony Loomer rushed to be by his side after the security breach on the golf course? Needless to say these guys were very uncomfortable… Best to all fellow travelers until next week’s installment of Golf with MAGAS🤮🤮🤮
She's their new adult diaper whisperer. She sleeps hanging upside down in a deep dark cellar of an abandoned mental institution. Her face would scare Jack the Ripper. She's the poster face for checking one's STD status. I could go on. 🫣
I forget who called her his "emotional support Nazi." (the fluffer part is a given, because she denied it so loudly, and we all know she is a massive liar.)
I know what you’re saying however I prefer my short installments on Jeff’s stack, unless of course there is a ground swell of requests, I leave it up to our community to decide cause u folks are the best on the inter webs 🥹🥹
A while back I explained to all on Jeff’s site that my former golf partner in WA state was a radio DJ, then he became Frank Sinatra tour manager, after 5 years of a quirky Sinatra he moved on to Bob Dylan for 5 years in the same position… why yes I could relate those stories if our community would enjoy.. my former partner was of the same mindset as all on Jeff’s feed. As an example, of touring with Dylan my friend brought his wife on tour, not knowing that Dylan enjoyed the company of 2 Black women in bed. Well, my friends wife found out, she started talking loudly the next morning at breakfast about Bob’s “visitors”… Bob told my friend, get rid of her…send her home which he did….
Fredo, after the election I'll gladly pay for your Subs subscription! You had me at "Sinatra". Early 1960's I was 2nd grader. Sinatra was HUGE in Vegas (we lived there). He was "part of the family". He was, to my mom, what The Beatles were to me. Every BBQ, ladies over for coffee, Sinatra's every new song, movie, rumors, dominated. I know most words to all his songs. Mom monopolized the new stereo my Dad could barely afford so she could play his records.
Hi Teri, so glad u enjoy my writings. As for Mr. Sinatra, my friend always remarked that he was never allowed to sit at the same table as Frank, even if they were the only 2 in the room. Frank was the ultimate professional, always prepared and ready to go, but, only relaxed around his friends, not his management team..kind of quirky. I always enjoyed Sinatra but Dylan was my go to musician. Another Dylan story… his team announced a concert schedule….. 60 cities in 90 days beginning in Tokyo then to Europe… now that’s a lot of work… they traveled by train across Europe in the old Kaiser’s special car, it was huge.. I’ll save more for later my friend.
Yes sir, and at our age, we’re flat out of fucks to give regarding what others think of us or whether they disagree with our opinions. Keep on truckin,’ man.
I just attempt to close my mind when they get their digs in on the course during competition, they attempt to throw me off.. I used to react not anymore. I’m really going to piss them off when my yard sign comes in next week… it’s a cartoon of Donald, mostly his hair and underneath it says NOPE😱
I’m not sure if u have read my previous comments.. Living in AZ I have learned to assume everyone is MAGA unless they prove otherwise..I really don’t have much of a choice so to speak…
Ok, I get AZ. Spent some unpleasant time in Phoenix. Ugh.
I live in WA, so I don't expect to be trampled by MAGATs. When I encounter them, it feels so surreal. Just a difference in sensitivities I think. If you go big with your stories, I would probably read them.
"it turns out that ranting incoherently about THEY’RE EATING THE DAWGS turns off the average voter. whooda thunk it?" OMG. I choked on my yogurt. 😂😂
AND..."so how long have you had ears? great” 🤣 Jeff! You're so right...we NEEDED this today! I know I did. Thank you! Keep at it people... dont let up. Gotta win this thing!! 💙
Don’t forget all the new voter registrations prompted by Taylor Swift, and Billie Eilish. They are young, mostly women, and gung ho for their music idols. Of course they’ll vote the way Taylor and Billie suggest.
My ballot arrived and it is huge. I hope the new voters aren't completely confused by that. Someone should tell them that they don't have to vote for every proposal.
I’m in DC currently for a summit and had a meeting with my local Rep today and we actually were discussing the ballot for our area and how confusing, long, and frustrating it is (it’s Florida, this is my shocked face 😑)
I’ve got 200 letters written to registered democrat-leaning voters in George who rarely vote. Votefwd.org has everything you need to do the same - in many red states! Get people together and write te some! Every vote matters!
I can’t wait to mail off my Vote Forward 260 letters to voters in the swing states, plus Nevada, California, Arizona, and New York after October 1st!
On a different note, check out Joyce Vance’s Substack regarding the emails that have surfaced about the plans the election deniers in Georgia have if drumpf loses. It scared me to my core again. I am still worried about the aftermath when asshole loses and the ensuing chaos.
It’s so great that so many are doing this! I’ve been told hand addressed hand written letters are most effective. (People don’t get letters or personal mail much anymore and are inclined to open them.) But a friend pointed out even a quick read of a handwritten postcard plants the seed to vote too! It’s all good! #kamalawalz
I'd love to see Kamala win with >300 electoral votes, and I'd be transported with joy to see her win with almost 400. We'll see, but I sure want it to happen.
Yesterday I saw the Felon trying to show he has celebrity backers too. Only problem was I personally had no idea who those B or C level ‘celebs’ were. It was just too delicious laughing at them, incredulous hilarious laughter! Such Losing!
Did you see the clip of his D-list celebrity being introduced named Nicky Jam? He doesn't even know who his endorsers are. He thought Nicky was a woman and a guy bounded onto the stage. Who is Nicky Jam and who gives a fuck?
In a little over a week, I will turn 78. When Kamala Harris completes her two terms as President and Tim Walz follows her with two more, I will be 94. I'm looking forward to my Golden Years!
Happy birthday next week. I just had my 75th earlier in the month. All I want for my last few years on earth, is to NEVER have a MAGA in government or the White House. Never thought I'd see this country such a mess. He has been nothing but dramatic, hateful chaos since he slivered down that elevator in 2015.
It is the fake "reality" that Chump pushes and people that I know listen to, is what stresses me out. His doom and gloom is only in his imagination but too many good people have lost their way believing in it.
I have seen ABC, CBS, and NBC finally start calling out the lies and falsehoods, insults and attacks that come from the Trumplicans.
I am old but I sure prefer joy to the fake doom and gloom. I depend on Social Security, Medicare, and a Medicare Advantage Plan. Not going to give that away to the Trumplicans. I hope that we can all make it to the nation that the Democrats promise.
What astonishes me daily is the complete faith the MAGAS put in all of Trump’s lies. One cannot debate them or show them links to the truth! They just spout, “Fake News!”
Only if we all vote! That’s how we achieve such a momentous win! Not just for Harris/Walz but for Democrats all the way up and down the ballot even in local races which are often called nonpartisan. If you call and ask they will tell you where they stand on issues. Don’t forget the judges too they, as we are learning, are very important!
100% and we need to ensure election integrity at the polls...I'm worried about the deep south...Too many MAGAS as election judges....Gov Abbott and AG Ken Paxton are getting more more aggressive with voter suppression and intimidation in Texas....too many absurd rules they are slapping on voting day.. ie; only one mail-in ballot drop -off box location for the entire Harris county (Houston)?
I'm glad for all this good news, but we shouldstill follow the advice of the most successful politican I ever knew, my former boss Willie Brown, Speaker of the California Assembly: forget the polls, run like you're ten points down till the real polls close, then celebrate your victory.
I find joy in believing that we’re about to have our first female President, a president who isn’t bat shit loony tunes, who doesn’t use racial insults or mock disabled people, who has actual plans, not concepts of a plan. I never thought that was too much to ask, but here we are.
I cannot imagine vance hugging a black woman, (although he should hug every Haitian woman he accused of cooking up people's pets for dinner). Or even standing that close to anyone. Or finding any that had his smarmy face on her earrings. Or putting an arm around her for a selfie and then hanging around to talk to her some more. Never, ever gonna happen. You know why.
There was a great clip of him in a bar watching football...after taking a selfie with some random white dude, he asked the woman next to him if she wanted one too and she replied " no, I'm good."
I know. He is beyond creepy. I cannot get over how creepy these ultra-conservative men are. And they wonder why they can hardly get a date?
Just wait until he realizes that black women are going to save the country. Not just Kamala, but all of them. In 2012, turnout of Black voters exceeded that of white voters for the first time in history, as 66.6 percent of eligible Black voters turned out to help reelect Barack Obama, the nation’s first African American president. They will stand in line to vote, they will bring their kids, and grandmas, they'll carpool with their neighbors, walk to the polls, whatever it takes, in any weather, because they have never taken their votes for granted. They worked too hard for the vote and no one is going to take that away from them. Every person in the country should take heed. The GOP is working overtime to suppress the black vote any way they can. They have been trying for years. I am afraid of what they will try next. Our votes are never guaranteed, especially in this mess we have here. Stay home this year and we may never vote again. Black women get that. Shame on anyone who votes for trump and jeopardizes our freedoms.
KH gives a whole new meaning to the word”JOY”. MAGAts can try to weaponize it all they want but voters who are paying attention AT ALL are eating it up! The MAGA ticket should be called “two grouchy old men”. Yea, couch fucker qualifies as a grouchy old man.
this post is for all the people who have been telling me that my recent posts have been stressing them out too much
A gift for y’all, too:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DAGX1gcOkhf/?igsh=N2dtcjU4cG5sZXcx
What a great clip! And the best part, it’s ALL true!
😂 Thanks for sharing that!
That was excellent!😂😂
Perfect! So funny!
Must see TV, that one!
Thx, community 🇺🇸✨
You? Stress people out? Howz that even possible? You only report on the thing that's happening or has happened, and put your take on it. I think you're Brilliant and funny has hell. Some people are just to comfortable and set in their ways, Jeff. Your top shelf to Most of America 💯💙🇺🇲💋
That was funny!! I love him on The Daily Show too
That's where I've seen him! He had the best facial expressions when he "learned" Harris & Walz are the same age😆
I used to see him a lot on Facebook. Maybe Drybar Comedy? Then he joined The Daily Show, and I was so happy for him!
Hilarious!!! Thanks for sharing! I’m now a Josh Johnson fan!
Awesome. Thanks for introducing me to Josh. 😂
Excellent! Fun to watch; a comedian with great timing!
Yeah his face is must-watch and his pauses are impeccable!
I love Josh. I hope that Madam VP sees this clip, it's pure gold.
He's got me as a follower now.
I have seen a number of Josh Johnson’s clips. He’s hilarious!
Omg, that was great! Thanks for sharing ! 😝
Awesome..Thanks!
Josh Johnson is fantastic. And he nailed it here.
I had to stop for a minute so I could share this far and wide.
While we should be vigilant (as today's Hartman Report reminded us of Trump and his pet twerp Mike Johnson's attempt to pass the highly-misnomered SANE Act—https://hartmannreport.com/p/trump-and-johnsons-shocking-bid-to-1f1 ) and ensure we're still registered to vote (I've been checking every few days, and—yep, I still am!)? The wind feels at Harris's back, while Trump and Vance make a disaster of every public appearance or online post by pandering to their bigot base (do they REALLY think there are enough MAGAts in America to sweep them to victory?).
Why is it legal to pass ‘creative voter legislation’ 50 days away from Election Day? AGAIN - asking for 330M friends…😒
It wasn't, until Roberts & Co got rid of pre-clearance after decreeing that racism was over.
The Roberts Court will go down in history as the most corrupt SC in history
Breathtakingly so.
Perhaps when it all comes out after the election and a new A.G.Is installed at the Justice Department….they’ll be the first prosecuted !😳😂
We can dream but I'm afraid that the SC might be unassailable. The founders never imagined the possibility of such corruption.
No one is untouchable! There’s always a way to change how to play the game rules are reinterpreted All the time !
May you be a prophet.
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A lot of states I believe it isn't, Johnson is taking orders directly from Trump,(and probably will go down the toilet with him),so because Trump and JD can't open their mouths without being racist and stupid, they're reduced to political stunts and conspiracy theories.
True enough. But on the 3d hand, was it NC? OH? - it's hard to keep up w the fuckery - took ol' brainworms off the ballot despite it being past the deadline to do so.
NC? 100% underreported…
Yes, it was NC. Deadine is tomorrow to send out absentee ballots to overseas troops, and thanks to brainworms and the galaxy brains at the state supreme court, they might not be able to.
and creating confusion :/
Seriously! I think the world of Merrick Garland as a person, but I do think he needs to be replaced, along with Dick Durbin in the Senate Judiciary Committee. They are too passive. The time is past for old-fashioned, respectful and gentlemanly confrontation. tRump and co. is a whole different animal, and needs to be treated as dangerous and volatile, in need of immediate throttling. We need a lot of changes, quickly, and a whole LOT of indictments that have a chance of sticking. That means Supreme Court and DOJ changes.
Agreed.
Exactly!
I check frequently here in GA - and I get a screenshot of the Page on the Secretary of State's site, showing my registration.
The screen shot is a good idea Stephen.
Mike Johnson (not kin to Josh Johnson, thank gawwwd) is the architect of J6 and one of Leonard Leo’s disciples. A real piece of shit!
Disgusting, ass-kisser masquerading as a holy man, like soooooooo many before him, and soooooooo many in the MAGA movement today.
One of the more pressing reasons why we must get control over the House and replace this weasel with Hakeem Jeffries as Speaker.
Holy Mike gotta go!
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Yes indeed he is.
Slippery sneaky little shit !🐍🦨🐀
The funny thing is that they might actually be related from way back when. Wouldn't that just frost old Mike's apple tree?
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AGREE
No. They're not going to do it by popular vote. They are all set up to cheat.
And it’s like the country is just watching it unfold - bizarre
I read that they have basically given up on getting out the vote and plan to rely instead on litigating "election fraud" - just gumming up the works as always. Itʻs a losing strategy in my opinion - Harris has a crack team of lawyers lined up to deal with all the pettifoggery.
Dubious of a cogent thought in either of those two…sans frontal cortex melons!
https://x.com/ElieNYC/status/1836782684426641645
I follow Elie also because he’s been so right on with the issues. I love his attacks about the Injustices 6.
The Plan👆
Like you said "shoot that directly into my veins". ☺️🇺🇸
Bahahahaha
I love your posts! They make me feel validated, I send them to my daughter and she loves them too!
same
Same. Love U JT!
Stressed! Jeff -I read you, Heather Cox Richardson, The Guardian, Pro Publica -and all with a blood pressure cuff attached to my left forearm.
It will remain until Trump and his co-conspirators are in prison, Aileen Cannon is under close supervision in traffic court, and Kamala is well into a highly successful second term.
I love the world you paint, let's make it happen!
With VP candidate Tim Walz having visited H&H restaurant in Macon, Ga. I hope he enjoyed the food there! As a forever Allman Brothers Band fan(since 1971) this spot is where the ABB hung out all those years ago. Mama Louise kept the band fed when the funds were low and a homegrown meal when it was needed!
Not stressing over anything you’ve written Jeff! Trumps a birthright mobster, most of us here know that.
Malignant narcissist, felon and adjudicated rapiist is a label the rest of America, sans Nazi MAGATS have grown to realize. There’s no room in this country for vapid wastrels, chodes, or illiterate, ignoble poltroons! Thanks for bringing sanity to your followers!!
SPIRO you’re alive !
I wonder if SS General Herr Miller is going to share this with Orange Hitler?
JD Vance has syphilis.
One of my main ladies directly told me this.
She's not the type of person who makes shit up.
That's good enough for me. In fact, if I were a Republican politician, I'd go straight to Fox Noise and repeat it on air. ( oh, wait, I forgot - they repeat rumours on air, but not about Republicans)
WHAT??? Someone needs to find out more about that. Might explain why he's such a delusional liar.
Syphilitic spirochetes would explain the weirdness.
Thanks Jeff! We do need to get back to talking primarily about our team rather than theirs, but I am here for ALL YOUR POSTS! 💙
Also: NO MATTER HOW BIG KH RALLIES LOOK - EVEN WITH HER A+ SOCIAL MEDIA GAME - THAT DOES NOT NECESSARILY TRANSLATE INTO AN ELECTORAL WIN! See: Dr. Annie Andrews (!)
Thanks, Jeff...even though I haven't said it, and even though it really isn't you...it's that I am so sick of all these MAGA-MOTHER-FUCKERS that I cannot take it any longer. I am concentrating on the things I can do that won't stress me out.
I got my 300 Postcards for Michigan on Monday and have been writing them every spare minute instead of seeing what lies MAGA is spewing.
But, I'm not signing up for Oprah because the snark in me still sees her as the person who brought us Doctor Phil and Doctor Oz, and that's a bridge too far for me. I hope she's a roaring success tonight, but other than that, I don't care what she says!
Now, Taylor Swift on the other hand...🫶
You are not alone. I think she's a good person but she inflicted a lot of damage popularizing those quacks! She does love woo stuff.
Yay Deb for postcarding! We all need breaks. Movies,pets, gardening, seeing friends. It helps keep us sane. 👭🧑🤝🧑👫
Despite the fact that I’m not putting too much faith in polling your post was a welcome positive break from the constant stress of this campaign but your work always gives my day a lift and puts a smile on my face, thanks for that Jeff .
You da man, Jeff. Hook me up to an IV and put me on a continuous drip of that shit.
This kind of lead would almost surely entail having substantial coattails... Dare we hope?
I still believe we can surprise the powers of punditry with a trifecta. Iiiiif that happens, it's good that Walz is there. He'll lead on the notion of hovering up "left" legislative achievements. As he says often, Ds in MN had a trifecta in the 20 teens & wasted it by trying to bring Rs along. When they got the next opportunity in 2022, it was pedal to the medal. Free school breakfast & lunch! Legal weed! abortion protections, paid family leave etc.
Of course the state party didn't even dream that they'd get a trifecta, so it was a huge scramble after the election, but they pulled their shit together.
🙌💙
Thanks.😀
Thanks, Jeff. I needed this!
I am hoping and praying and pleading that these guys are right. Because I don't just want Trump to lose. I want him to lose BADLY. I want him to get trounced. I want him demolished. I want him fully and utterly humiliated. It will be DELICIOUS.
May he lose so bigly we spit our covfefe.
"I want him DUMPED ........ in front of the whole Western hemisphere. On the 6 o'clock news. OKAY? Then I want world peace." - Bette Midler, The First Wives Club
Thought it was an appropriate quote.
I'm hoping for maybe a trials of Job scenario post election. What with him being such a religious guy & all.
I want him to lose so badly even the troglodytes who are planning to steal the election throw up their hands and say "nope, sorry, can't do it." A loss by, say, 200,000 in each swing state would do it. I can't help, I live in a stupid solid-red state, but I'm rooting for those of you whose votes will count to get out there and trounce the moron.
I'd like to see him lose a couple of "red" states too, and have all the Republicans scratching their heads "How did we lose Kansas?"
Rs enjoy an Electoral advantage (the way the votes are spread out, as you know) - that is the only reason he is still ‘in this’. WE CANNOT LET UP
Absolutely right. We’ve got to pick up every single rock we find for the fight ahead. Call, donate, write letters, write postcards, anything, everything and VOTE.
Word to the wordy-word WORD!
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Then hopefully, he’ll be gone!
Ditto Alison!!
Pedal to the metal. Full bore. No brakes. Let's fucking do this.
KAMALA / TIM
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Absolutely! Cheers to Miller and the rest who are telling it like it is. There's one campaign that's fueled by joy and the other by hate. The numbers that MSM refuses to tell us are starting to show and as we all know, you can't make this shit up.
I worry about messages that "we're doing great," because we can't take our foot off the gas. But maybe we can add a message that it's pedal to the metal to get a landslide victory and send Trump permanently crawling back to his Florida club having had his ass handed to him by a Black woman.
Traitor Trump should be in prison the rest of his rotten life!!!
Exactly my point. Thanks for adding some much needed clarity!
Ohhh! What a beautiful picture! For his new cells wall !😜
Bury him!!😡😡☠️
Damn straight Charles!!
Charles - literally & figuratively!
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High speed low drag campaign finish. Let’s roll through this election.
Fuck yeah, "let's roll"
Hi Jeff, my next episode of “Golf with MAGAS”… I learned so much the other day from MAGA. For instance, my cart partner is mega MAGA and he said that he and his wife will be visiting Taiwan next February before “the Chinese communists take the country”, news to me. Then he discussed that as soon as Donald returns every “woke” General will be dismissed and only a few will remain cause “woke” is destroying our country. All well and good until I responded…. What about being convicted on 34 felonies and sentencing to begin within a few weeks? If Donald is incarcerated how can he be president? Then asked…. Where is Mel? And why was loony Loomer rushed to be by his side after the security breach on the golf course? Needless to say these guys were very uncomfortable… Best to all fellow travelers until next week’s installment of Golf with MAGAS🤮🤮🤮
Laura Loony Toon is his emotional support fluffer.
She's their new adult diaper whisperer. She sleeps hanging upside down in a deep dark cellar of an abandoned mental institution. Her face would scare Jack the Ripper. She's the poster face for checking one's STD status. I could go on. 🫣
She sleeps hanging down in a deep dark cellar. 😂😂😂
Lol-adult diaper whisperer, hilarious!
She looks like the creeps in "The Purge." Of course, they were wearing Hallowe'en masks.
she’s a fluffer-nutter.
Fluffing his nuts
GAAHHH
I was thinking more of my favorite childhood peanut-butter sandwich, which actually rivals Looney Loomer in terms of value and IQ.
Along with the staffer who trails along printing positive social media stories to soothe baby's ego.
With all the fluffing going on in Donnie’s diaper, putting those two in the same room whew… the miasma of MAGA moron!!
Classic line - love it
I forget who called her his "emotional support Nazi." (the fluffer part is a given, because she denied it so loudly, and we all know she is a massive liar.)
Fredo, you need to write a stack called "Golf with Magas". 😂😂
I know what you’re saying however I prefer my short installments on Jeff’s stack, unless of course there is a ground swell of requests, I leave it up to our community to decide cause u folks are the best on the inter webs 🥹🥹
Dude... you have stories! Keep 'em coming!
A while back I explained to all on Jeff’s site that my former golf partner in WA state was a radio DJ, then he became Frank Sinatra tour manager, after 5 years of a quirky Sinatra he moved on to Bob Dylan for 5 years in the same position… why yes I could relate those stories if our community would enjoy.. my former partner was of the same mindset as all on Jeff’s feed. As an example, of touring with Dylan my friend brought his wife on tour, not knowing that Dylan enjoyed the company of 2 Black women in bed. Well, my friends wife found out, she started talking loudly the next morning at breakfast about Bob’s “visitors”… Bob told my friend, get rid of her…send her home which he did….
That’s incredible!
I think this needs an independent spot though! Think about it. It’s not hard to get started in Substack!!
Fredo, after the election I'll gladly pay for your Subs subscription! You had me at "Sinatra". Early 1960's I was 2nd grader. Sinatra was HUGE in Vegas (we lived there). He was "part of the family". He was, to my mom, what The Beatles were to me. Every BBQ, ladies over for coffee, Sinatra's every new song, movie, rumors, dominated. I know most words to all his songs. Mom monopolized the new stereo my Dad could barely afford so she could play his records.
Hi Teri, so glad u enjoy my writings. As for Mr. Sinatra, my friend always remarked that he was never allowed to sit at the same table as Frank, even if they were the only 2 in the room. Frank was the ultimate professional, always prepared and ready to go, but, only relaxed around his friends, not his management team..kind of quirky. I always enjoyed Sinatra but Dylan was my go to musician. Another Dylan story… his team announced a concert schedule….. 60 cities in 90 days beginning in Tokyo then to Europe… now that’s a lot of work… they traveled by train across Europe in the old Kaiser’s special car, it was huge.. I’ll save more for later my friend.
Do it! 😃
That would be a great SNL bit
Send the suggestion to them, along with your installments!
For the record, I would subscribe to that substack.
I agree.
Agreed- we always enjoy your adventures with the Magas! I suppose if they lose(hopefully) they might kick you out of your golf group?
What abt LDFF’s Chinese bank account - that he had throughout his term? Old news…( too soon? )…
Fredo, thank you for your service!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Thanks for ruining your fine day golfing with Magats. We all enjoy your efforts to bring them to sanity.
I consider it my civic duty to educate and embarrass MAGA every day, cause that’s how I roll @72 years old.🤠
Yes sir, and at our age, we’re flat out of fucks to give regarding what others think of us or whether they disagree with our opinions. Keep on truckin,’ man.
Keep taking their money, Fredo!
I’d read that. And I want you to play golf with my sister and BIL and report back.
Sounds like some fun, as long as they are in AZ I’m up for the challenge 🥹
They are definitely in AZ, just outside Phoenix in Rio Verde.
How can you stand to be around these people? My blood pressure would spike and I’d have a stroke.
I just attempt to close my mind when they get their digs in on the course during competition, they attempt to throw me off.. I used to react not anymore. I’m really going to piss them off when my yard sign comes in next week… it’s a cartoon of Donald, mostly his hair and underneath it says NOPE😱
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Still don't get why you hang with MAGAts.
I’m not sure if u have read my previous comments.. Living in AZ I have learned to assume everyone is MAGA unless they prove otherwise..I really don’t have much of a choice so to speak…
Ok, I get AZ. Spent some unpleasant time in Phoenix. Ugh.
I live in WA, so I don't expect to be trampled by MAGATs. When I encounter them, it feels so surreal. Just a difference in sensitivities I think. If you go big with your stories, I would probably read them.
Hannah, I was born and raised in the area east of Seattle. I spent 60 years there, moved to AZ 12 years ago Culture shock to say the least.
*chef's kiss* I love your updates.
"it turns out that ranting incoherently about THEY’RE EATING THE DAWGS turns off the average voter. whooda thunk it?" OMG. I choked on my yogurt. 😂😂
AND..."so how long have you had ears? great” 🤣 Jeff! You're so right...we NEEDED this today! I know I did. Thank you! Keep at it people... dont let up. Gotta win this thing!! 💙
Don’t forget all the new voter registrations prompted by Taylor Swift, and Billie Eilish. They are young, mostly women, and gung ho for their music idols. Of course they’ll vote the way Taylor and Billie suggest.
Oh, right! You bet...whatta boost. It's good to get younger people to pay attention to what's happening in their government!
And best of all, they don't get counted in polls. I think the youngs are our secret weapon.
It sure is, that's how they finally stopped Vietnam.
My ballot arrived and it is huge. I hope the new voters aren't completely confused by that. Someone should tell them that they don't have to vote for every proposal.
I’m in DC currently for a summit and had a meeting with my local Rep today and we actually were discussing the ballot for our area and how confusing, long, and frustrating it is (it’s Florida, this is my shocked face 😑)
Beyonce has been quiet, other than letting Kamala use "Freedom". She needs to get people registered and to vote
My guess is she and a few other key players will be waiting until October to add in their support, so people won’t forget by November 5th.
We're gonna bury 'em!!☠️☠️👍🇺🇸
Literally and figuratively…
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How long have you had ears? Killer line!!
I’ve got 200 letters written to registered democrat-leaning voters in George who rarely vote. Votefwd.org has everything you need to do the same - in many red states! Get people together and write te some! Every vote matters!
Sue, I'm almost done with 200 postcards to Wisconsin voters. Already did about 100 to Ohio. You are so right...Every Vote Matters!!
Keep 'em coming to Ohio. Thanks to Shitgibbon and Jethro Dull, I believe it's going to flip.😀😀
Jethro Dull. OMG! 😂😂😂😂😂
Stole it from Stephanie Miller.😆
It's awesome! LOL!
“Sitting on a park bench, eying little girls with bad intent” summarizes the story of both of them Charles!
Too bad Ian Anderson and the boys retired ! I’d love to see them do a benefit gig for Kamala one of the best shows in the day !
Didn't say anything good about Tull either.
I registered people to vote on Tuesday!! All hands on deck. Thank you both!! 😃
👏 well-played
Awesome, Lisa!
Same here - doing postcards to Wisconsin!
Thank you Margaret T! From a grateful cheesehead.
Yay Susan N! Thank you!
I can’t wait to mail off my Vote Forward 260 letters to voters in the swing states, plus Nevada, California, Arizona, and New York after October 1st!
On a different note, check out Joyce Vance’s Substack regarding the emails that have surfaced about the plans the election deniers in Georgia have if drumpf loses. It scared me to my core again. I am still worried about the aftermath when asshole loses and the ensuing chaos.
I saw that and it bummed me out (but good to spread the word). Jeff’s Substack today was the perfect antidote ☑️
Don't forget Ohio.
Add Ohio to my list as well! Thank you.
You're welcome.😀
My latest terror thought is that there will be a rash of “bomb threats” to deep blue polling places on Nov 5
If he gets a massive royal ass kicking …they’ll be so friggen stunned they’ll be crying for a month ! The dehydration will take the fight outa them!
How is this sh’t legal??
THANK YOU!!!
Love Vote Forward! I've been doing it for a few years now
Thank you Sue Clark. 100 post cards for Wisconsin and 200 for Swing States to go! Wahoooooo!!!
Thanks for the resource!
It’s so great that so many are doing this! I’ve been told hand addressed hand written letters are most effective. (People don’t get letters or personal mail much anymore and are inclined to open them.) But a friend pointed out even a quick read of a handwritten postcard plants the seed to vote too! It’s all good! #kamalawalz
I'd love to see Kamala win with >300 electoral votes, and I'd be transported with joy to see her win with almost 400. We'll see, but I sure want it to happen.
Visualize 400. 🖖🏼
T H I S X 💯💯💯💯💯💯
Teri, I'm with you 1,000 percent.😁
Yesterday I saw the Felon trying to show he has celebrity backers too. Only problem was I personally had no idea who those B or C level ‘celebs’ were. It was just too delicious laughing at them, incredulous hilarious laughter! Such Losing!
Did you see the clip of his D-list celebrity being introduced named Nicky Jam? He doesn't even know who his endorsers are. He thought Nicky was a woman and a guy bounded onto the stage. Who is Nicky Jam and who gives a fuck?
I was being generous but you are correct…D level 🤦🏻♀️
I had never heard of Nicky Jam but did see the clip of Nicky bounding on stage after Trump blathered "Where is she?"
Saw it ! Stupid bastard had no idea !St.Nick could’ve walked up and he’d think 🤔 oh shit now I see it’s a Nick name !😂😅🤣gotcha ..
That was a funny moment.
Exactly Mingo: WGAF/WGAS?!
Hahahahaha the list of “celebrities” keeps getting better (worse) and I’m starting to actually laugh out loud at every mention.
It's like he drafted the cast of Dancing With the Stars. Who are these people?
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Good way to kill your career- come out and say you love Drumpf! BOOM!
In a little over a week, I will turn 78. When Kamala Harris completes her two terms as President and Tim Walz follows her with two more, I will be 94. I'm looking forward to my Golden Years!
Happy birthday next week. I just had my 75th earlier in the month. All I want for my last few years on earth, is to NEVER have a MAGA in government or the White House. Never thought I'd see this country such a mess. He has been nothing but dramatic, hateful chaos since he slivered down that elevator in 2015.
Happy Birthday Gini! My birthday is next week, too! Looking at 69. 🙄
Happy Birthday in advance, Gus! I just turned 73 on the 6th and I too don’t have time to put up with the corrupt GQP’s mishegas!
Happy birthday, Gini!
Long life to you Gini!
🎉🎉🎉🎉 Have a great birthday!
It is the fake "reality" that Chump pushes and people that I know listen to, is what stresses me out. His doom and gloom is only in his imagination but too many good people have lost their way believing in it.
I have seen ABC, CBS, and NBC finally start calling out the lies and falsehoods, insults and attacks that come from the Trumplicans.
I am old but I sure prefer joy to the fake doom and gloom. I depend on Social Security, Medicare, and a Medicare Advantage Plan. Not going to give that away to the Trumplicans. I hope that we can all make it to the nation that the Democrats promise.
What astonishes me daily is the complete faith the MAGAS put in all of Trump’s lies. One cannot debate them or show them links to the truth! They just spout, “Fake News!”
"So how long have you had ears?" Jeff, you slay me, as always
JD is a dick with ears, so he'd know from ears.😂😂
The ears, then, must have gotten stuck in the couch cushions.
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Evan at Wonkette called him an "unlikable pile of human butthair" and that was before he was Trump's VP pick
Only if we all vote! That’s how we achieve such a momentous win! Not just for Harris/Walz but for Democrats all the way up and down the ballot even in local races which are often called nonpartisan. If you call and ask they will tell you where they stand on issues. Don’t forget the judges too they, as we are learning, are very important!
100% and we need to ensure election integrity at the polls...I'm worried about the deep south...Too many MAGAS as election judges....Gov Abbott and AG Ken Paxton are getting more more aggressive with voter suppression and intimidation in Texas....too many absurd rules they are slapping on voting day.. ie; only one mail-in ballot drop -off box location for the entire Harris county (Houston)?
Just VOTE ALL BLUE!!!
I'm glad for all this good news, but we shouldstill follow the advice of the most successful politican I ever knew, my former boss Willie Brown, Speaker of the California Assembly: forget the polls, run like you're ten points down till the real polls close, then celebrate your victory.
You ever flown in his helicopter? I hear he gossips.
Absolutely- don’t let up on the gas pedal!
I find joy in believing that we’re about to have our first female President, a president who isn’t bat shit loony tunes, who doesn’t use racial insults or mock disabled people, who has actual plans, not concepts of a plan. I never thought that was too much to ask, but here we are.
I cannot imagine vance hugging a black woman, (although he should hug every Haitian woman he accused of cooking up people's pets for dinner). Or even standing that close to anyone. Or finding any that had his smarmy face on her earrings. Or putting an arm around her for a selfie and then hanging around to talk to her some more. Never, ever gonna happen. You know why.
I can’t imagine any Haitian woman tolerating a hug from that mean opportunistic sack of bile. ewww
There was a great clip of him in a bar watching football...after taking a selfie with some random white dude, he asked the woman next to him if she wanted one too and she replied " no, I'm good."
Perfect.
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I keep wondering how Usha deals with JD….!!?!?! Dark skinned and a curry-eater
Lizards are closterphobic.
I truly did just experience a chill and goosebumps as I read your comment, Lori.
I know. He is beyond creepy. I cannot get over how creepy these ultra-conservative men are. And they wonder why they can hardly get a date?
Just wait until he realizes that black women are going to save the country. Not just Kamala, but all of them. In 2012, turnout of Black voters exceeded that of white voters for the first time in history, as 66.6 percent of eligible Black voters turned out to help reelect Barack Obama, the nation’s first African American president. They will stand in line to vote, they will bring their kids, and grandmas, they'll carpool with their neighbors, walk to the polls, whatever it takes, in any weather, because they have never taken their votes for granted. They worked too hard for the vote and no one is going to take that away from them. Every person in the country should take heed. The GOP is working overtime to suppress the black vote any way they can. They have been trying for years. I am afraid of what they will try next. Our votes are never guaranteed, especially in this mess we have here. Stay home this year and we may never vote again. Black women get that. Shame on anyone who votes for trump and jeopardizes our freedoms.
KH gives a whole new meaning to the word”JOY”. MAGAts can try to weaponize it all they want but voters who are paying attention AT ALL are eating it up! The MAGA ticket should be called “two grouchy old men”. Yea, couch fucker qualifies as a grouchy old man.