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Johanna Park's avatar

He’s an incredible statesman with a lifetime of experience successfully working with foreign governments and bipartisan groups. My guess is his retirement will include requests to advise this next iteration of democratic leadership. He seems like someone who can easily relay information while still enjoying recreational activities.

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Johanna Park's avatar

He would have continued doing a great job if elected. But he again put country over self. The conservative media monopoly flooding Americans news feeds with disinformation is too big of a threat. I was wrong in not wanting him to step down. He was right. He’s laser focused on passing as much legislation as possible before he leaves office and everywhere he goes he’s met with respect, admiration, and pride. He doesn’t need to prove himself to friends or foes anymore.

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bruce somers's avatar

He'd make a great Secretary of State,but more likely he'll go for some ice cream in that rad Corvette.

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Charles Austin's avatar

He's dying to take that badass Corvette out on the road.

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bruce somers's avatar

I'd be ridin' with Biden myself,let's get some ice cream corn pop!!

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TCinLA's avatar

Back in 2017, he showed up on "Jay Leno's Garage" with his Corvette.

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Charles Austin's avatar

I remember.

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Robert R's avatar

Fn A straight Joes busted his ass for everyone else over the past 50 years … he deserves to be cruising down RT.66 with his Mamma sippin a cold one firing up a bone and diggin on the scenery that Vette is the machine to do it in baby ! That would make a great painting 🖼️ ! Put it next to Fonda and Hopper in the Easy Rider Museum of Fine Arts ….make sure assholemouth gets a print !😂🤣

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Kellie Bauman's avatar

God, The Onion's Uncle Joe is fuckin iconic and I hope he gets to live it out. Let him wash the Corvette on the white house lawn in jorts and shirtless on January 19th, please!

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P123Sunny's avatar

Jorts 😂

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shee-rah's avatar

Followed by Secret Service.

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P123Sunny's avatar

Bet he didn’t think those skills would be needed ‘inside the house’… 😏😎🇺🇸

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