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Susan Niemann's avatar

What a “beautiful” way to start the week 😂😂😂. Judge Chutkan is my hero… get after it, girl!

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Susan's avatar

Let's celebrate Judge Chutkan, who can catch the man and stop the scam.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Absolutely ! 👏👏👏👏👏

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Does anyone believe that her decision will not be appealed?

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Joanne Filipo's avatar

Lol, I was trying to think of the words when I saw this! 😂😂 what a “beautiful” start to the week says it all! I had tears of laughter reading this one!

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Linda Weide's avatar

She is becoming one of my many heroes along with Kamala Harris.

This is the Harris picture I want on my t-shirt. I am making a door sign!

https://kamalaharrisofficial.store/products/kamala-rosie-the-riveter-posters

Above it says, We Can Do It! Go Judge Chutkan, go FTC Chair Lena Khan, go VP Kamala Harris.

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Maui Wahine's avatar

You can buy a t-shirt with that image on it on Amazon. I did! enter Kamala Harris We can do it in the Amazon search engine, or Kamala rosie the riveter.

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bruce somers's avatar

I ordered Brian Tyler Cohen's book on Amazon,his fantastic YouTube channel is free,least I could do, should be a good read too!! And donated to the Harris campaign,as they say,money talks...

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HI2thDoc's avatar

So did I. Still waiting for it, but I'm anxious to read it

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bruce somers's avatar

It's coming on the 18th I believe.

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Linda Weide's avatar

Thanks Maui!

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Janis Mooradian's avatar

The campaign only gets a little money if you buy it from Amazon. To help the campaign, buy it from the campaign.

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

One of my heroes too. She’s getting right down to business. He won’t be able to BS Judge Chutkan like he did fangirl Cannon.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Exactly right Sharon! I can’t wait!!

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Rick Calegari's avatar

Not likely that the bitcoin buffoon had to ever bullshit Judge Fangirl that much. She's been in his corner from the very beginning. In the real world. Judge Chutkan won't accept any of his usual delay, deflect and denial tactics. He needs to be prosecuted to the full extent of the law and this immunity crap shouldn't apply to anyone who planned and led a blatant insurrection.

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Charles Austin's avatar

I'm glad she's back on the case. The problem is, SCOTUS will ratfuck anything she does. The American system of justice is a fucking joke.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

It is a joke but we have to keep trying-and hopefully there will be more info on dump voters need to hear- but damn.. what more do they need to know! He’s a demented bag of 💩🤷‍♀️

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Susan's avatar

I wonder if it's fear. A terror of letting go of Trump. He magnifies the chaos and unrest and then takes on the role of savior. Think about it - climate change (fires, floods, heat waves), political unrest, the increasing disparities in our society, the possibility of war. Trump increases the chaos and sense of danger; and then presents himself as some kind of savior. Various people have been labeling MAGA's as cultists. How could they not be offended? How could they possibly listen?

Fear may be a very critical factor in their difficulty responding to our reason. Ask people to let go of what they perceive as a life raft when they don't know how to swim would be terrifying. And so one holds on tight, even if it's to someone like Trump. I'm suggesting we inject more compassion into our rhetoric. As Pamela L reminds us, a little kindness goes long way. IMHO

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Susan Niemann's avatar

You could be right with some of these people. It would be like trying to talk to a 3rd grader, tho. I've also heard some of them say that Russia is a nice country where the people look happy and everything is fine. 🤦‍♀️ I have no answer... its definitely as cult, where racism is celebrated.

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Susan's avatar

Well I guess we're lucky. Third graders don't vote.

I agree it is a kind of cult. And I understand that cult members rarely leave voluntarily. I suspect that many don't know how to be in the "real" world without Big Donny to tell them what to see and do and think.

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Charles Austin's avatar

I'm just frustrated and tired. Trimming and pruning in 100°heat will do that to you.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

I get it...have a shower and cold beer, This heat is unbearable!!

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Deb's avatar

For Joe have some 🍦, too Charlie!💙

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Rick Calegari's avatar

Like

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

This is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife. Hey, how do I work this?

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Lisa K. Obrien's avatar

Same as it ever was…

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Dave Drell's avatar

Donny boy is on the Road to Nowhere

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Kay-El's avatar

Beautiful(ly) said.

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vorpal's avatar

David Byrne arm chop.gif

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Cat Cafe's avatar

Don't be silly, you have to use it where it makes no sense, where you're trying to con people. "See this text, where your beautiful bank account is in danger? I can beautifully fix it for you, just go and buy six big beautiful gift cards, you've never seen such beautiful gift cards, and read off the numbers to me, it'll be beautiful, like you've never seen, you'll be tired of how beautiful it is."

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Donatella  Dillon's avatar

😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹💙💙

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Flower Child's avatar

My crypto checks are on back order

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bruce somers's avatar

Can I use my crypto ID card to vote?

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Linda Weide's avatar

Yes, and use my cryto funds to pay my lawyers.

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bruce somers's avatar

It seems Bill Barr can tell you how to do it.

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Ellen the Wise's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

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Deb's avatar

Didn’t Donnie Dodo say you needed ID to buy groceries in the first go-round of stupid Trumpisms, or am I misremembering? Maybe you can use your crypto ID for groceries 😉

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bruce somers's avatar

You're right, because Donnie Dodo has never bought bread or probably set foot in a grocery store in his life.

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Rhoda Ozen's avatar

Absolutely Bruce. Since we won’t need to vote. I hear tell TFG says they have enough votes so actually nobody has to cast a ballot. Hmm…

What in the name of all that’s good is this about? Just to wreak havoc upon the country?

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Anita Smibert's avatar

You should have ordered from Ponzi Printers.🙄

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Deb Martina's avatar

😂😂😂

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HI2thDoc's avatar

trump wants to ensure that all Bitcoins are "made in USA." Ignorant dumbassery

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Karla's avatar

He will find a way to make and sell fake bit coins and his supporters will buy them because if there are people more clueless than him, it’s them.

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shee-rah's avatar

With his profile on them.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

😂😂😂.

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

No they were sent and you signed for them these are the freshly minted ones direct from China.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Why did Wharton Business School give this brain-dead man a degree?

Stupid me, someone else wrote the papers and took the tests. It is utterly clear to every single one of us that Donald Trump could never write a 5 page paper.

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

I wonder if Wharton also received a big patronage donation.

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bruce somers's avatar

And isn't it time to release the tax returns?? Oh!! They're still under 'audit'?? Nevermind...

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Mitch Moncrief's avatar

I’ll settle for the grades and which courses he took at Penn.

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Chet Brandt's avatar

Hitler did the same thing when all accounts of his family history was “ sanitized.”

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Deb Martina's avatar

Hahaha 🤣

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Karla's avatar

You’d think people who actually believe that would question why they’ve been under audit for so long.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

About two weeks.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

You do have to reckon with the fact that Fred Trump's senior was one of the cheapest men on the planet.

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D Kitterman's avatar

And you know what women have observed historically regarding sex, with cheap men.

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bruce somers's avatar

Get paid up front??

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D Kitterman's avatar

Hahaha, Bruce!

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Cats🐈‍⬛'s avatar

Habahahahahah. 😂🤣😆

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Betsy L's avatar

A new library.

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Let me sum up's avatar

I don't think you have to wonder about it for very long.

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bruce somers's avatar

🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Charles Austin's avatar

Exactly. Fred fucking bought it 😡😡

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Patty Mooney's avatar

Wonder if any of his high school book reports survived the years. "It was a big book, very huge and had many pages. The likes of which no one has ever seen before in the history of the universe."

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bruce somers's avatar

'How Your Rich Daddy Can Get You Out Of Vietnam',by DJT.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Lucky to have a tenant who was a podiatrist

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bruce somers's avatar

He has a big problem with bones.

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Patty Mooney's avatar

That's about it.

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Dave Drell's avatar

I was valedictorian in my high school- it was a beautiful election- but my dad pulled me thru

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Let me sum up's avatar

"I wrote about my uncle, a very smart man, best professor they'd ever seen at MIT..."

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Robert Eckert's avatar

"Universe" might have been too long a word for him to master

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Patty Mooney's avatar

Yeah, LOL

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Perfect!

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HI2thDoc's avatar

He's never read a 5 page paper either

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Cats🐈‍⬛'s avatar

Wharton probably thought it was the only way to get rid of his big, fat, ugly white, smelly ass out of there.

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PrincessKrapotkin's avatar

Yes, and daddy Trump bought and paid for it.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Mary Trump's book said he paid some kid, I think with the last name of Shapiro, to take the SAT for him so he could get into Wharton. Trump and his stooges denied this vigorously, but take note that they did not sue Mary for libel, which means they don't think they have a case, which means she has sources or corroborating evidence, which means it's probably true

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

TFG steadfastly refuses to allow his college and business school records to be scrutinized.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

That was one of Michael Cohen's most important duties

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Tess's avatar

Chutkan-YES! Not messing around with “very special boy!” Grandpa Schitzenpantz is finally getting what he deserves! And now it appears he is seeing things as well-waving to who????? OMG…….Well written Jeff!!!

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Chet Brandt's avatar

Drumph was waving to the ground crew, the birds in the sky and ”imaginary friends “ …whatever that fuck is ingesting I sure as hell don’t want any of it!

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Samantha M's avatar

Maybe the universe is unfolding exactly as it fucking should since these down-ballot trump enablers are going to learn what happens when someone upstream diverts the money flow into their trough and leaves you high and dry. I guarantee you not a single one of these imaginary polls is factoring in the grift quotient when they blather about neck-and-neck races.

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bruce somers's avatar

Ahhh,very wise grasshopper... malignant narcissists don't care about anyone else,only themselves.

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Samantha M's avatar

One of his favorite phrases is something like “the likes of which has never been seen” — I’ve got it on my “watch the GOP implode in Election ‘24” bingo card in reference to the amount of money he’ll use to keep his grotesque flesh bag out of prison.

I say we print some up and make a fun fundraiser for Harris/TBD.

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Kathy H's avatar

I know some down-ballot Trump supporters really believe they are doing the right thing, digging in their heels for myths of traditional values & disregarding all the damage being done & crimes committed. The only wakeup call for them will be when they have to face financial reality. They think they have money because God is on their side, not because the system is rigged. You'd think it's a no-brainer, that life catches up, especially for people identifying as smart & moral, lol.. Maybe the Universe is unfolding exactly as it should!

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Karla's avatar

Love this..you nailed it!

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Teri's avatar

Seems like the most excellent reasoning 🎯🎯🎯

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

If only judges would write "Eat a bag of dicks" in their rulings.

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bruce somers's avatar

Definitely they should be using the term 'dumbfuckery' often.

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Eileen's avatar

OMG! Hilarious. I laughed all the way through Jeff's blog today - then this! If Judge Chutkan doesn't write it, she's thinking it!!!

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arne link's avatar

Oh, they do say that in their own way. Still I prefer Jeff's words.

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Chris Ortolano's avatar

Yep, all the money the treason weasel has raised is going to pay legal fees now that we are back in full swing. A whole lot of information about his crimes are about to come out; Judge Chutkan knows exactly how to handle this.

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bruce somers's avatar

So does Jack Smith.

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Teri's avatar

Now with the $10 million "reimbursement" from Egypt days before the 2016 election. Even with statute of limitations precluding investigation, am waiting for this to explode into a massive story. Even tho it's just the norm for OrangeTurd.

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bruce somers's avatar

Maybe it's definitely time to start ignoring the mouth diarrhea coming from Orange Fuhrer,and start focusing on the 4 year crime spree him and his family ran from the WH,but I'm not hopeful the MSM is going to do it.

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

Pity the poor crypto miners, going off to the crypto mines every morning with crypto shovels slung over their shoulders to mine for crypto.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

It's a black job, and they should be damn glad to have it.

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

Not anymore. Those jobs now belong to Brown People, who are illegally crossing the border every day by the millions and millions.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

But in Trump's mind any job done by brown people is a black job stolen from blacks who rightfully should be sweating for peanuts. Gosh darn, we went to Africa and rounded them up specifically to do these jobs!

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Susan Burgess's avatar

Imagine.

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Betsy L's avatar

Ouch. I love and hate your comment at the same time.

How about Simone Biles's Black job of being the greatest gymnast in the world?

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Teri's avatar

LOVED Simone's "I 🖤 my black job!" holding gold medals! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Yep, Simone Biles and millions of other brilliant and amazing black people. Sometimes, I write in the voice of a racist to help us remember how awful that kind of thinking is. One of the first men I was ever in love with was my black 7th grade science teacher who was a smart as human beings come.

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Betsy L's avatar

Okay. Now I understand. Your comments did read like satire, but I wasn't quite sure how to take them.

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bruce somers's avatar

😂😂😂😂

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Schnauzermom's avatar

I’m imagining the seven dwarfs from Snow White going to their crypto mine. Someone with more wit than me needs to write new lyrics to Heigh-Ho

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

You can start with AI-ho.

Rhymes with buy-ho.

Second verse: Buy-ho, buy-ho, and watch your money go!

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Juli's avatar

And have Randy Rainbow record it

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Janan Broadbent's avatar

🤪🤪🤪🤪

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Linda A's avatar

Hi ho, hi ho, we're off to mine cryp - to...

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Hahaha

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Rhoda Ozen's avatar

I stand with all the crypto miners. Even if they are “weird.”

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Michelle Vancura's avatar

I love that intelligent, bad ass black women keep fucking him up. You go, girls!!!

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

I love it too, even more so because you know how women, and Blacks, and especially Black women, absolutely enrage him. And now he’s going to lose the election to a Black woman. Suck it, Donnie, you fucking weirdo.

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SuNew's avatar

It really is delicious. 🥰

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Teri's avatar

Hat tip to NY DA Alvin Bragg!

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Diana's avatar

I love it too. I’m an elderly white southern woman and I love it!

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bruce somers's avatar

A judge who wants to move quickly,and who doesn't take any crap,and the felon who wants to delay everything...get the popcorn 🍿

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Betsy L's avatar

I've been thinkingvabout that for a while. Judge Tanya Chutkan, DA Fani Willis, and State AG Letitia James, and Vice Pres. Kamala Harris are giving, or going to give, Dumpy his comeuppance. Then there's Aileen Cannon.

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Dee Whitman's avatar

We all need to remember, though, that the more aggrieved (and frightened) he becomes, the more dangerous his response -- as Jan. 6 showed us. We have to be prepared, even as we celebrate his being degraded by the group he despises most.

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Betsy L's avatar

Very true. My current daydream is that the Dems up and down the ballot will win by such large margins that the Cult of Dumpy won't know what to do. But a Harris landslide might make it worse.

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Teri's avatar

#TooBigToRig --A.M. Madison of this substack

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Let me sum up's avatar

I get shit from aggrieved white men for saying this, but I submit the only Congresscritters who stand for anything that matters are people of color, Jewish folx, the occasional white woman, and Eric Swalwell.

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arne link's avatar

I have great hopes for Swalwell. Hope he stays true to his family 'cause that's what usually trips them up.

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Teri's avatar

Amen!!! Take Us To Church!!! (I'm agnostic)

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

I believe the first episode of the animated Batman: Caped Crusader has caricatures of Cokely von Failson and Eric the Spare as the inept sons of The Penguin. Nice to see Spongebrain Shitpants in more than usual disarray. That search-engine description is boggling.

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Patty Mooney's avatar

I go back and forth from Penguin to Joker. Maybe a combination of both.

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Teri's avatar

I don't like it! I ❤️❤️❤️ the Joker & Penguins. All versions of them. We have words & flags to reclaim after Kamala wins! They can't have more words!!!!

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Patty Mooney's avatar

I can totally get that. We've got work to do.

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Teri's avatar

*Penguin

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Deb Martina's avatar

I couldn't be happier. This shit has gone on long enough. I only hope justice prevails here. Thank you Jeff, as always.

I'm waiting with baited breath for him to be held accountable.

Maybe this will start a trend.

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bruce somers's avatar

Donnie wanted delay...now he's got it,3 months until the election... hehe.

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

Trump definitely is leaking brain cells from somewhere. Has anyone checked his diaper? Meanwhile, the MAGA imbeciles are having a field day on not-Twitter because Kamala talked about computer data being stored UP in the cloud. And now they’re mocking her because the cloud is not up in the air, and obviously that black/not black DEI hire believes there’s an actual cloud overhead that’s storing our data. 🙄Suddenly these flat-earthers who don’t know the difference between there, they’re and their, are a bunch of software engineers, Bill Gates Steve Jobs and Albert Einstein, all rolled into one, and yet can’t tell that their cult leader needs his ass wiped for him.

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Susan Kemp's avatar

People do talk about data being “up in the cloud” even when they know that the cloud is just a bunch of servers right here on earth.

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

Exactly!!! Even when you retrieve an app you’ve previously deleted, it shows a picture of a cloud and something being brought down from it. It’s everyone’s visual.

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Susan Kemp's avatar

Whoever came up with “The Cloud” is a marketing genius.

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

For sure!

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Susan Kemp's avatar

“Server farm” just doesn’t have much of a ring…

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

It sure doesn’t!

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bruce somers's avatar

I think it was the Chinese.

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D Kitterman's avatar

Good one, Stephanie.

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

🥰

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bruce somers's avatar

They've done their(!!!) 'research'.

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

😂😂😂

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Tim Trew's avatar

Donny is waving to all the non-existent people his staff tells him would fill a venue but aren’t allowed in by Democrats.

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James Starr's avatar

screenshot that image, youll see it again soon filled with CGI fake cultists in his next Ad / post

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bruce somers's avatar

😂😂😂😂🥔

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Robert R's avatar

I wonder when the boy genius is gonna ask judge Chutkan when she turned black ?😂🤪

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Susan Niemann's avatar

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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bruce somers's avatar

You're on a roll...😂😂😂😂

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Jodi Richard's avatar

Thank you Jeff! Great way to start off the week. Let’s hope justice continues to bite Shitzinpantz on the stinky diapered ass all fucking week/month!

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