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What a “beautiful” way to start the week 😂😂😂. Judge Chutkan is my hero… get after it, girl!

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Let's celebrate Judge Chutkan, who can catch the man and stop the scam.

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Absolutely ! 👏👏👏👏👏

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Does anyone believe that her decision will not be appealed?

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Lol, I was trying to think of the words when I saw this! 😂😂 what a “beautiful” start to the week says it all! I had tears of laughter reading this one!

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She is becoming one of my many heroes along with Kamala Harris.

This is the Harris picture I want on my t-shirt. I am making a door sign!

https://kamalaharrisofficial.store/products/kamala-rosie-the-riveter-posters

Above it says, We Can Do It! Go Judge Chutkan, go FTC Chair Lena Khan, go VP Kamala Harris.

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You can buy a t-shirt with that image on it on Amazon. I did! enter Kamala Harris We can do it in the Amazon search engine, or Kamala rosie the riveter.

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I ordered Brian Tyler Cohen's book on Amazon,his fantastic YouTube channel is free,least I could do, should be a good read too!! And donated to the Harris campaign,as they say,money talks...

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So did I. Still waiting for it, but I'm anxious to read it

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It's coming on the 18th I believe.

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Thanks Maui!

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The campaign only gets a little money if you buy it from Amazon. To help the campaign, buy it from the campaign.

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One of my heroes too. She’s getting right down to business. He won’t be able to BS Judge Chutkan like he did fangirl Cannon.

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Exactly right Sharon! I can’t wait!!

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Not likely that the bitcoin buffoon had to ever bullshit Judge Fangirl that much. She's been in his corner from the very beginning. In the real world. Judge Chutkan won't accept any of his usual delay, deflect and denial tactics. He needs to be prosecuted to the full extent of the law and this immunity crap shouldn't apply to anyone who planned and led a blatant insurrection.

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I'm glad she's back on the case. The problem is, SCOTUS will ratfuck anything she does. The American system of justice is a fucking joke.

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It is a joke but we have to keep trying-and hopefully there will be more info on dump voters need to hear- but damn.. what more do they need to know! He’s a demented bag of 💩🤷‍♀️

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I wonder if it's fear. A terror of letting go of Trump. He magnifies the chaos and unrest and then takes on the role of savior. Think about it - climate change (fires, floods, heat waves), political unrest, the increasing disparities in our society, the possibility of war. Trump increases the chaos and sense of danger; and then presents himself as some kind of savior. Various people have been labeling MAGA's as cultists. How could they not be offended? How could they possibly listen?

Fear may be a very critical factor in their difficulty responding to our reason. Ask people to let go of what they perceive as a life raft when they don't know how to swim would be terrifying. And so one holds on tight, even if it's to someone like Trump. I'm suggesting we inject more compassion into our rhetoric. As Pamela L reminds us, a little kindness goes long way. IMHO

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You could be right with some of these people. It would be like trying to talk to a 3rd grader, tho. I've also heard some of them say that Russia is a nice country where the people look happy and everything is fine. 🤦‍♀️ I have no answer... its definitely as cult, where racism is celebrated.

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Well I guess we're lucky. Third graders don't vote.

I agree it is a kind of cult. And I understand that cult members rarely leave voluntarily. I suspect that many don't know how to be in the "real" world without Big Donny to tell them what to see and do and think.

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I'm just frustrated and tired. Trimming and pruning in 100°heat will do that to you.

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I get it...have a shower and cold beer, This heat is unbearable!!

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For Joe have some 🍦, too Charlie!💙

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Like

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Beeeeeaaaaaauuuuuuutttttttiiiiiifffffffuuuuuuulllllll!!!!

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This is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife. Hey, how do I work this?

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Aug 5·edited Aug 5

Same as it ever was…

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Donny boy is on the Road to Nowhere

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Beautiful(ly) said.

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David Byrne arm chop.gif

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Don't be silly, you have to use it where it makes no sense, where you're trying to con people. "See this text, where your beautiful bank account is in danger? I can beautifully fix it for you, just go and buy six big beautiful gift cards, you've never seen such beautiful gift cards, and read off the numbers to me, it'll be beautiful, like you've never seen, you'll be tired of how beautiful it is."

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😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹💙💙

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My crypto checks are on back order

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Can I use my crypto ID card to vote?

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Yes, and use my cryto funds to pay my lawyers.

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It seems Bill Barr can tell you how to do it.

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🤣🤣🤣

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Didn’t Donnie Dodo say you needed ID to buy groceries in the first go-round of stupid Trumpisms, or am I misremembering? Maybe you can use your crypto ID for groceries 😉

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You're right, because Donnie Dodo has never bought bread or probably set foot in a grocery store in his life.

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Absolutely Bruce. Since we won’t need to vote. I hear tell TFG says they have enough votes so actually nobody has to cast a ballot. Hmm…

What in the name of all that’s good is this about? Just to wreak havoc upon the country?

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You should have ordered from Ponzi Printers.🙄

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😂😂😂

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trump wants to ensure that all Bitcoins are "made in USA." Ignorant dumbassery

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He will find a way to make and sell fake bit coins and his supporters will buy them because if there are people more clueless than him, it’s them.

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With his profile on them.

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😂😂😂.

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No they were sent and you signed for them these are the freshly minted ones direct from China.

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Why did Wharton Business School give this brain-dead man a degree?

Stupid me, someone else wrote the papers and took the tests. It is utterly clear to every single one of us that Donald Trump could never write a 5 page paper.

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I wonder if Wharton also received a big patronage donation.

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And isn't it time to release the tax returns?? Oh!! They're still under 'audit'?? Nevermind...

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I’ll settle for the grades and which courses he took at Penn.

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Hitler did the same thing when all accounts of his family history was “ sanitized.”

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Hahaha 🤣

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You’d think people who actually believe that would question why they’ve been under audit for so long.

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About two weeks.

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You do have to reckon with the fact that Fred Trump's senior was one of the cheapest men on the planet.

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And you know what women have observed historically regarding sex, with cheap men.

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Get paid up front??

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Hahaha, Bruce!

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Habahahahahah. 😂🤣😆

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A new library.

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I don't think you have to wonder about it for very long.

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🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Exactly. Fred fucking bought it 😡😡

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Wonder if any of his high school book reports survived the years. "It was a big book, very huge and had many pages. The likes of which no one has ever seen before in the history of the universe."

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'How Your Rich Daddy Can Get You Out Of Vietnam',by DJT.

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Lucky to have a tenant who was a podiatrist

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He has a big problem with bones.

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That's about it.

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I was valedictorian in my high school- it was a beautiful election- but my dad pulled me thru

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"I wrote about my uncle, a very smart man, best professor they'd ever seen at MIT..."

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"Universe" might have been too long a word for him to master

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Yeah, LOL

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He's never read a 5 page paper either

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Wharton probably thought it was the only way to get rid of his big, fat, ugly white, smelly ass out of there.

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Yes, and daddy Trump bought and paid for it.

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Mary Trump's book said he paid some kid, I think with the last name of Shapiro, to take the SAT for him so he could get into Wharton. Trump and his stooges denied this vigorously, but take note that they did not sue Mary for libel, which means they don't think they have a case, which means she has sources or corroborating evidence, which means it's probably true

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TFG steadfastly refuses to allow his college and business school records to be scrutinized.

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That was one of Michael Cohen's most important duties

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Chutkan-YES! Not messing around with “very special boy!” Grandpa Schitzenpantz is finally getting what he deserves! And now it appears he is seeing things as well-waving to who????? OMG…….Well written Jeff!!!

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Drumph was waving to the ground crew, the birds in the sky and ”imaginary friends “ …whatever that fuck is ingesting I sure as hell don’t want any of it!

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Maybe the universe is unfolding exactly as it fucking should since these down-ballot trump enablers are going to learn what happens when someone upstream diverts the money flow into their trough and leaves you high and dry. I guarantee you not a single one of these imaginary polls is factoring in the grift quotient when they blather about neck-and-neck races.

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Ahhh,very wise grasshopper... malignant narcissists don't care about anyone else,only themselves.

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One of his favorite phrases is something like “the likes of which has never been seen” — I’ve got it on my “watch the GOP implode in Election ‘24” bingo card in reference to the amount of money he’ll use to keep his grotesque flesh bag out of prison.

I say we print some up and make a fun fundraiser for Harris/TBD.

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I know some down-ballot Trump supporters really believe they are doing the right thing, digging in their heels for myths of traditional values & disregarding all the damage being done & crimes committed. The only wakeup call for them will be when they have to face financial reality. They think they have money because God is on their side, not because the system is rigged. You'd think it's a no-brainer, that life catches up, especially for people identifying as smart & moral, lol.. Maybe the Universe is unfolding exactly as it should!

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Love this..you nailed it!

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Seems like the most excellent reasoning 🎯🎯🎯

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Aug 5·edited Aug 5

If only judges would write "Eat a bag of dicks" in their rulings.

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Definitely they should be using the term 'dumbfuckery' often.

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OMG! Hilarious. I laughed all the way through Jeff's blog today - then this! If Judge Chutkan doesn't write it, she's thinking it!!!

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Oh, they do say that in their own way. Still I prefer Jeff's words.

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Yep, all the money the treason weasel has raised is going to pay legal fees now that we are back in full swing. A whole lot of information about his crimes are about to come out; Judge Chutkan knows exactly how to handle this.

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So does Jack Smith.

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Now with the $10 million "reimbursement" from Egypt days before the 2016 election. Even with statute of limitations precluding investigation, am waiting for this to explode into a massive story. Even tho it's just the norm for OrangeTurd.

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Maybe it's definitely time to start ignoring the mouth diarrhea coming from Orange Fuhrer,and start focusing on the 4 year crime spree him and his family ran from the WH,but I'm not hopeful the MSM is going to do it.

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Pity the poor crypto miners, going off to the crypto mines every morning with crypto shovels slung over their shoulders to mine for crypto.

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It's a black job, and they should be damn glad to have it.

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Not anymore. Those jobs now belong to Brown People, who are illegally crossing the border every day by the millions and millions.

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But in Trump's mind any job done by brown people is a black job stolen from blacks who rightfully should be sweating for peanuts. Gosh darn, we went to Africa and rounded them up specifically to do these jobs!

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Ouch. I love and hate your comment at the same time.

How about Simone Biles's Black job of being the greatest gymnast in the world?

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LOVED Simone's "I 🖤 my black job!" holding gold medals! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Yep, Simone Biles and millions of other brilliant and amazing black people. Sometimes, I write in the voice of a racist to help us remember how awful that kind of thinking is. One of the first men I was ever in love with was my black 7th grade science teacher who was a smart as human beings come.

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Okay. Now I understand. Your comments did read like satire, but I wasn't quite sure how to take them.

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😂😂😂😂

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I’m imagining the seven dwarfs from Snow White going to their crypto mine. Someone with more wit than me needs to write new lyrics to Heigh-Ho

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You can start with AI-ho.

Rhymes with buy-ho.

Second verse: Buy-ho, buy-ho, and watch your money go!

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And have Randy Rainbow record it

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🤪🤪🤪🤪

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Hi ho, hi ho, we're off to mine cryp - to...

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Hahaha

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I stand with all the crypto miners. Even if they are “weird.”

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I love that intelligent, bad ass black women keep fucking him up. You go, girls!!!

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I love it too, even more so because you know how women, and Blacks, and especially Black women, absolutely enrage him. And now he’s going to lose the election to a Black woman. Suck it, Donnie, you fucking weirdo.

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It really is delicious. 🥰

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Hat tip to NY DA Alvin Bragg!

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I love it too. I’m an elderly white southern woman and I love it!

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A judge who wants to move quickly,and who doesn't take any crap,and the felon who wants to delay everything...get the popcorn 🍿

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I've been thinkingvabout that for a while. Judge Tanya Chutkan, DA Fani Willis, and State AG Letitia James, and Vice Pres. Kamala Harris are giving, or going to give, Dumpy his comeuppance. Then there's Aileen Cannon.

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We all need to remember, though, that the more aggrieved (and frightened) he becomes, the more dangerous his response -- as Jan. 6 showed us. We have to be prepared, even as we celebrate his being degraded by the group he despises most.

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Very true. My current daydream is that the Dems up and down the ballot will win by such large margins that the Cult of Dumpy won't know what to do. But a Harris landslide might make it worse.

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#TooBigToRig --A.M. Madison of this substack

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I get shit from aggrieved white men for saying this, but I submit the only Congresscritters who stand for anything that matters are people of color, Jewish folx, the occasional white woman, and Eric Swalwell.

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I have great hopes for Swalwell. Hope he stays true to his family 'cause that's what usually trips them up.

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Amen!!! Take Us To Church!!! (I'm agnostic)

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I believe the first episode of the animated Batman: Caped Crusader has caricatures of Cokely von Failson and Eric the Spare as the inept sons of The Penguin. Nice to see Spongebrain Shitpants in more than usual disarray. That search-engine description is boggling.

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I go back and forth from Penguin to Joker. Maybe a combination of both.

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I don't like it! I ❤️❤️❤️ the Joker & Penguins. All versions of them. We have words & flags to reclaim after Kamala wins! They can't have more words!!!!

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I can totally get that. We've got work to do.

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*Penguin

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I watched those ‘donnie waves’ videos (yeah, risky) and I see what you mean. Who is he waving at? Who does he imagine he’s waving at? What does he see out there? Are there ranks of cheering demons from the hell that owns his soul?

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By God-I think you got it! 🤣🤣

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Not weird at all...

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Trump is Norma Desmond, making love to the beautiful cameras he so adores. And they've been only too happy to play along.

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🔥🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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A Norma Desmond reference!! Brilliant!!

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I think, in his mind, he sees adoring crowds.

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Back in the day, he may have waved knowing no one was there but at this point, I think he sees people. Thank God his imaginary friends can’t vote.

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I couldn't be happier. This shit has gone on long enough. I only hope justice prevails here. Thank you Jeff, as always.

I'm waiting with baited breath for him to be held accountable.

Maybe this will start a trend.

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Donnie wanted delay...now he's got it,3 months until the election... hehe.

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Trump definitely is leaking brain cells from somewhere. Has anyone checked his diaper? Meanwhile, the MAGA imbeciles are having a field day on not-Twitter because Kamala talked about computer data being stored UP in the cloud. And now they’re mocking her because the cloud is not up in the air, and obviously that black/not black DEI hire believes there’s an actual cloud overhead that’s storing our data. 🙄Suddenly these flat-earthers who don’t know the difference between there, they’re and their, are a bunch of software engineers, Bill Gates Steve Jobs and Albert Einstein, all rolled into one, and yet can’t tell that their cult leader needs his ass wiped for him.

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People do talk about data being “up in the cloud” even when they know that the cloud is just a bunch of servers right here on earth.

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Exactly!!! Even when you retrieve an app you’ve previously deleted, it shows a picture of a cloud and something being brought down from it. It’s everyone’s visual.

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and we say upload and download even though the process is not actually vertical

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Whoever came up with “The Cloud” is a marketing genius.

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For sure!

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“Server farm” just doesn’t have much of a ring…

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It sure doesn’t!

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I think it was the Chinese.

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Good one, Stephanie.

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🥰

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They've done their(!!!) 'research'.

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😂😂😂

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Donny is waving to all the non-existent people his staff tells him would fill a venue but aren’t allowed in by Democrats.

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screenshot that image, youll see it again soon filled with CGI fake cultists in his next Ad / post

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😂😂😂😂🥔

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I wonder when the boy genius is gonna ask judge Chutkan when she turned black ?😂🤪

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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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You're on a roll...😂😂😂😂

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