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note: I wanted to title this one "John Durham can't stop fucking that chicken" but Goodwyfe Claudia overruled, saying it was too soon to recycle the trope

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As usual the lady by our sides is best listened to Jeff!

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I love that you are so great at this evisceration of the fuckwits. It's whack-a-mole, and your passion is matched by a certain (dare I say it?) genius. Thanks a zillion. From all of us.

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Jun 22, 2023Liked by Jeff Tiedrich

If you haven’t done so yet, this is a wonderful opportunity to contribute to Adam Schiff’s SENATE campaign. It would be great to see him catapulted to the “big leagues” and extricate himself from the “swamp” aka the House of Representatives! The GOP might’ve been able to find that missing submersible, - since they seem to have no limits as to how low they will go!~

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And then afterwards the clowns censure Adam Schiff. The House GOP has no idea how to govern; they operate purely on revenge based on their crazy conspiracy theories. They are all a complete waste of our tax dollars.

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They are afraid of him

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Yup, pretty much what I thought would happen. And it keeps HAPPENING. And yet there are still Americans that call themselves "Republicans" with straight faces. It's a sad commentary on the status of civics education in parts of this country.

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I’m with ya on that! I simply can’t watch the shit show anymore. Jeff gives me the cream of the crop in a way I can laugh instead of cry.

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God's honest truth there... I'm so glad I found him & subscribed!!

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The Wingnut Grievance Bubble needs to be popped

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Isn’t there a TV show that does that? Disgusting.

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Even more hilariously brilliant than usual.

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Gross!

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Actually, I seldom comment on substack because, mostly, other people do a fine job of making my points. However, I've commented on Jeff's work 4 times in the past 2 weeks because it's just SO FUNNY, and so fucking accurate. Gotta give credit where it's due. Today's is a masterpiece. Thanks Jeff

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right? He is amazing and has a way with words. Very engaging.

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I hate to see the criminals in the House sit in their seats as if they are without stain & talk this way, still nothing done about Matt & his trafficking of young women

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agree, it seems like in America, anyone who has more clout or power above a municipal police officer, gets away with pretty much everything or at most takes a very long time with relentless opposition / pressure to get justice's attention

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If the DOJ had done its job in a timely manner after Jan. 6, Gaetz, Jordan and their whole clown car would be serving time in prison , not terms in Congress

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I agree and what exactly has Merrick Garland been doing the past 3 years? He could have done so much good with the justice power he has been endowed with. Why has he been quiet as a mouse? I think Biden is afraid to come off as a leader who goes after his political opponents but come on, there are criminals out there getting away.

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Maybe because there were so many in DOJ worrying on investigating being "too politcal". SHEESH, grow a pair and save the democracy already. THAT doesn't scare them, apparently.

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There’s a difference between political opponents and traitors, who’d have been collared in short order with a focused, timely investigation. These aren’t times when DOJ and Biden can worry about what the GOP thinks

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They better worry cuz what's in their mind eventually comes out their mouths and those repub m.f. can spin a big tale. That dumb ass constituents believe.

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What he said 100% and EXACTLY.

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And this is all they're going to do until 2024 is "get back" at Democrats because of what Drumpf did to himself with all his stupid fucking criming. We gave them four years of hurt and they want to hit back but they've got weak nerd arms so they can't bring it.

So instead they'll shit talk us to all their buddies and tell lies and go after reputations and file sham impeachments on no solid ground just so they can some day say Biden was impeached twice too so it can't be that bad.

One would think Marge would have got the memo after being boo'd out of NY and ignored by Drumpf himself but of course she only has a proto-brain only capable of processing hate and lust.

It's just the stupidest carnival with the stupidest games and the stupidest prizes forever and ever.

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The Intelligentsia vs. The Fuckwitsia.

Sigh.

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I absolutely love this!!

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They are a farce. The entire GOP is a farce. They make everything bad with what they touch. I can’t wait for the house of cards to fall apart in their faces.

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Durham portrayed himself as an ignorant fool, example #1 “I don’t watch the news” well that definitely was a chicken fried “I just don’t give a fuck” statement.

He goes on, I didn’t know this or that concerning various elements of his investigation... Well John Boy, what did you know? Hey Boy, what were you and BillyBong AG Barr doing in Europe, specifically Italy, spending tax payer monies? Fine dining? Hiring underaged hookers? Attempting to bribe European officials to put on the record they had evidence of malfeasance against President Biden or Hillary Clinton? Millions of dollars over 4 years, 3 trials and No convictions, I mean WTF? Excuse me Jeff, I’ve had way too much coffee this morning..wishing all fellow travelers a good day.

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Jeff, Excellent clips, excellent! Thank you, Sir!

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Jeff I am smirking reading your analysis! Love it when Karma catches up with these dufus GQP a..holes.

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Thunderstruck. That’s what my other half and I were watching this session last night. Durham has also been portrayed as a highly qualified and serious guy who is (was) respected. No more. I (almost) felt sorry for him and Gaetz just piled on with typical performance shit. Too bad Three-Toes and Bumbert weren’t available to finish the guy off

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