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It's too bad nobody reminded Matt Gaetz, after he was screeching about the FBI accessing personal data on American citizens, that Gaetz and Greenberg searched DAVID databases 700 times for personal information about their lovers, political rivals and celebrities, including Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake. Greenberg pleaded guilty to using the system to 'investigate his sexual partners,' including a 17-year-old sex trafficking victim, and Gaetz could be under investigation again.

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I was glad that Lawrence O’Donnell compared these hearings to McCarthyism. That is exactly what the entire GQP has become, a bunch of stupid, lying, hypocritical, power mad, performance addicted, dick swinging, gaslighting, sick-o’s.

My main concern is what will actually burn through the toxic shit pile of their brains to make this insanity stop? The trump voters are too brainwashed or stupid to see the rotting vermin they’ve attached themselves to, but most of the GQP know they are defending a criminal. It’s f*cking crazy town and it appears that they like it.

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Jeff, please in the name of all that is good and pure in our country, plus my morning’s coffee coming back up through my nose...please do not post a pic of that congressperson from Wyoming... she scares the shit out if me...at 71 my heart just can’t take it anymore. Please....😳🤮 Terrific piece this am.

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Hearing dimestore Cruella quote the horseshit Durham report made me realize that GOP has fully just embraced the infowars circular disreality loop that just uses mis ( or dis) information documents to bolster a conspiratorial point that isn't based on actual facts. So glad this is our federal government, we're really destined for greatness..

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Nicole Wallace calls him, “Jacketless Jim Jordan.”

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Jordan is a cartoon character: Daffy Duck in “Duck Amuck”, frustrated by the actions of fate but entirely unaware of exactly why. He’s Daffy Duck without the charm. Without the humor. By the way, let this be a reminder that Warner Brothers was at one time a place where great writing and originality were once valued. Fuck Zaslev.

Back to Jordan. To have to spend an actual in-person thirty seconds with him would be actual Hell. Thank goodness that’s something I will n’er have to endure. Even thinking about him hurts my brain. Thinking about all these nazi buffoons hurts my brain. Ah, for a giant steam roller and a tarpit.

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Isn’t it possible that shouty- pants gets indicted in the Jan. 6 roundup? It’d be so sweet to see him and his fellow clowns hauled off to prison. Meanwhile, what ever happened to that George Clooney expose on Gym and his colleagues?

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Being fair, Jim probably needs to fuck pretty small targets. Reasons, you know.

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I don't know about others but I resent the hell out of my taxpayer dollars funding these idiotic faux hearings when there are REAL problems to deal with and legislate accordingly.

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Jordan and hi silk can't stop humping the chicken, because it's chicken humpers who vote for him.

20 years from now, presuming we've returned to some semblance of normalcy, historians looking at this period are going to need pain relief for their necks from shaking their heads so much.

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will the gerrymandered parasite ever learn his lesson?

Nope. He will keep churning out more batshittery.

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I can no more not read your broadsides than not drink coffee. (My family knows what that means)

Becoming a great admirer of Christopher Wray - and the democrats are as usual what my granddaughter calls “fire.”

During elections maybe we should be able to know the iQ ratios between Dem and republican candidates.

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IS THERE A BIGGER ASSHOLE IN D.C. THAN TOMMY TUBERVILLE?

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OMG, Wray just had his way with Harriet, right there on the House floor.

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Gotta love the fact that FBI Director Christopher Wray chose to wear a nicely balanced white, blue, and red tie.

A fashion statement perhaps meant to remind the Republicans that he is an American Citizen first and foremost above all other political considerations?

I would like to think that is the case.

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Ok I just snorted at this

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