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Sharon Buchbinder, PhD's avatar

"He's not eating." Seriously? That man could go a loooooooong time without a hamberder. Just sayin'

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

i was going to write something about the ludicrous idea of Trump going ten minutes without jamming a burger into his mouth, but then I remembered photos of Trump in early 2021 where he looked like he'd lost weight, and people were speculating that he had some illness that was being hushed up. so who knows. good. let the fucker be that depressed. boo, as they say, fucking hoo.

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Abigail Norling's avatar

Jeff, my first thought was that McDonalds must have been on strike!

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Randy Woodall's avatar

lol poor, starving donald

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Nevertheless, She Persisted's avatar

A bit of intermittent fasting would do him no harm.

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SusanA's avatar

To hell with him fasting, let him eat his way to a stroke.

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kdsherpa's avatar

Now, that's an idea!

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Rick Calegari's avatar

That would require him to keep his repulsive mouth shut which isn't very likely to happen anytime soon.

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kdsherpa's avatar

What a lovely way to express your thought. (LOL!)

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Charlie Austin's avatar

He could live on his body fat for a year.

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

Hahahahahahahahaha

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Stephen Hooper's avatar

I wonder if Craven McCarthy brought him more pink and red starburst fruit chews.

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Sharon Buchbinder, PhD's avatar

I bet he did!

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Diane Yonchuk's avatar

Comer or Jordan? Who gets the Oscar for best performance by a dumbass?

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I think Jordan is dumber than Comer. Jordan still wants to do public hearings

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Diane Yonchuk's avatar

Good point! Comer is at least self aware that he's a dumbass. 😁

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Kay-El's avatar

I don’t know, it’s really a toss-up

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SPW's avatar

Glad you said it.

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

Yes, agree. I think, however, we should do a poll as to who is the biggest whiner. McCarthy could be added to the list.

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Marcus Case's avatar

The House Republicans have a bad case of the Jimmys. And Jimmy Crack Corn, and I don't care. They're both high on stupidity.

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Janan Broadbent's avatar

A tie???

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Openly Fae's avatar

It's ridiculous to think these are elected officials whose purpose is to represent us. Assume, for some moment, that anything Hunter Biden does that isn't a felony matters. Since, you know, he doesn't hold office or anything.

Who. The. Fuck. Cares?

No one important outside their own heads, I assure you.

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SPW's avatar

Presidents Obama and Biden sure are living rent-free in some of their damn fool heads; aren’t they?

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Randy Woodall's avatar

SPW, don't forget Hillary (and her emails).

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Ken Hittel's avatar

They don't represent "us" at all. They represent gerrymandered districts or rather the billionaire patrons who subsidize the MAGA Party leadership & the state legislators & judges who ply this corruption.

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Janan Broadbent's avatar

💯💯💯

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Lairbo's avatar

re: Trump is depressed, FUCK HIS FEELINGS.

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Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

I don't really care. Do U?

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Marcus Case's avatar

Yes, like Jimmy Crack Corn. I don't care.

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SPW's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Janine's avatar

Perfect!

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HulitC's avatar

I liked seeing him cry in yesterday’s post.

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Lori McGoran's avatar

Always the best read in the game

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Dianne Moore's avatar

Your remark about Hunter offering to expose himself made me laugh out loud at the nail salon!! Too funny.

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Margaret's avatar

I love you, Jeff. You made my day again.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Wait! Everyone has already seen Hunter Bidens dick courtesy of Marjorie Three toes on the house floor. 😂😂 serve it up to them, Hunter! Ha! I want to read Liz’s book-and Cassidy’s too. Good stuff Jeff!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

MTG Showing those images proved what a classless lowlife she really is. Hunter is indeed a fine looking man who has been through hell. If Comer has proof of wrongdoing then bring it. Otherwise, he needs to STFU. 🙄

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Anti fascist's avatar

If Nancy P was still the speaker she would have punished MTG for that stunt. How far we have fallen.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

You are so right! Nancy took no prisoners.

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

You are absolutely correct!

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Nevertheless, She Persisted's avatar

I haven't seen it either! Perhaps Jeff will post it for us. As a public service. Enquiring minds want to know.

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kdsherpa's avatar

You're in fine fettle today!

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steve robertshaw's avatar

Please, Jeff, just say no. (To Yooper's request)

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Morgan OCailleigh's avatar

Isn't it in the congressional record??? Just wondering.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

It’s gotta be! And I’m sure MTG has the pictures!

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RV maxima's avatar

Plenty on shitter...

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Janan Broadbent's avatar

😆😆😆I haven’t either & have no desire to see it. He does float my boat tho. Handsome guy...

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

I'd add hands to that list.

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kdsherpa's avatar

LOL!!!

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SPW's avatar

That’s all well and good but teeth surpass all other features in my book. Rotten, poorly kept teeth and nasty breath-total turn-offs for me.

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Lisa's avatar

I absolutely adore that you wrote exactly what I was thinking!👀

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Tama2U's avatar

I’m currently sick as crap (RSV) and have zero tolerance for any depressing never ending ffg (fucking former guy) dribble coming from mainstream media. But bless your good heart Jeff for this refreshing article, complete with yummy graphics slamming the fat-faced repugnant comey and his little band of miscreants, exposing their sick ass bs. I don’t need to see Hunter’s dick pic when I’m reading about the gop pencil dicks exposing theirs. And McCarthy’s bending his gross ass for the ffg to drill completes the vision of losers losing.

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Ema's avatar

I'm sorry you aren't feeling well and just another reason I'm getting my RSV vaccine this week. I hope you're feeling better soon... Sending you virtual chicken soup... 🍲

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Tama2U's avatar

YES please get the vaccine! I kept meaning too…ugh

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RV maxima's avatar

I just started with something upper respiratory...sheesh waited to long up date my vaccines.

Hope you feel better soon!

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Tama2U's avatar

Wishing you a speedy recovery ❤️‍🩹

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RV maxima's avatar

And please keep stirring that big GOP pot of bs. Jeff's delightful posts and my fellow comments community really make me feel better and I hope to feel like my old prissy self soon!

Wishing everyone a big spoon for Christmas!

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RV maxima's avatar

Thank you for me and anyone else feeling off!

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

McCarthy’s bending his gross ass for the ffg to drill completes the vision of losers losing.

LOVE IT

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

I am soooo sorry. Hope you have a speedy recovery. My neighbor meant to get the Shingles vaccine too...now he has it and is in agony, according to his wife.

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nkrempa's avatar

Thank you for those stellar clips of Moskowitz and Crockett. Anytime I have a few minutes at work & I know they're having one of THOSE hearings, I do my best to listen in... comedic GOLD for days. :D

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Kay-El's avatar

Moskowitz is a keeper

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nkrempa's avatar

For real!! Wish he was MY Congress-critter, that's for sure. But nooooo MI redistricting shunted me out of Slotkin's district and into Lisa McClain's (R). :(

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Kay-El's avatar

I’m sorry! My House rep and both of my Senators are Dems. They fight very hard for all of us.

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kdsherpa's avatar

And MINE are: Miss Lindsey, Timmy Scott, and Nancy Mace. Three strikes, you're out!

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Kay-El's avatar

A trifecta of insanity

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nkrempa's avatar

YIKES!!! Crossing fingers that the folks in your area wake up at some point soon! <3

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kdsherpa's avatar

Not counting on it on a state-wide level. Thankfully, where I live (Charleston), is Blue.

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steve robertshaw's avatar

I'll match you with Rubio, R. Scott (WAYYY worse than your T. Scott), and my 'who-gives-a-fuck-what-his-name-is' generic House Repub. down here to your south.

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kdsherpa's avatar

Yeah, we're tied, at the least.

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Cathy Carrozza's avatar

Wow you hit the trifecta ! Sorry!

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Charlie Austin's avatar

She's embarrassing herself for $$$$.

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kdsherpa's avatar

It's weird, because even though Nancy is repugnicant, I always respected her. She was the first woman to attend the (in)famous Citadel, a highly respected military school here in Charleston. She stuck it out and graduated with honors. I have been so surprised to see a woman who endured the terrible hazing that occurs at the Citadel be intimidated by her colleagues in Congress.

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nkrempa's avatar

I'm glad for you... and working to increase the number of people inclined to vote for Democrats in my district. Rural, farm land, lots of ol' white folks... many who vote R cuz they always did. Some, though, are persuadable, and I'm working on it! :D

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

I’m very lucky all three of mine are Dems too. I’ve left them so many messages on their office phones that they probably know my name by now.

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Kay-El's avatar

I send an abundance of emails

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Planet 99's avatar

I drew the brilliant and hilarious Rep Raskin

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nkrempa's avatar

Oh, YEAH, I *love* watching Raskin take the GOP apart, piece by itty bitty piece! <3

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

Both Moskowitz and Crockett are dynamite!

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NEAL O'CONNOR's avatar

I am grateful that Rep. Liz Cheney lived up to her oath. She also voted regularly to kill Democratic proposals and promote tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans. She is a "profile in courage" for standing firm as her political party abandoned her, but she is no hero.

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SPW's avatar

Liz is a mixed bag. She is her father’s daughter for sure but it’s possible all this, plus her exile, may have given her a new perspective on life as a far right humper. Im going to read her book(thanks Jeff for the link)and see if a different light shines from her eyes. If it’s still red, then she’s still a republican, just not a trumper.

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

She did say she gained a lot of respect for Pelosi when she agreed to put her on the J6 committee. Look, she was vice chair with Bennie Thompson serving as chair. I would not doubt that her eyes were opened wide. Yes, she’s her corrupt father’s daughter, and yes, she’s had some hardline issues that I have never agreed with, but I too, will not be purchasing her book. i am certain it will be a best seller, just without my money.

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Trish Quintenz's avatar

Jasmine Crockett for the win. Thanks for including that video.

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Gini Kramer's avatar

I can imagine the scene at Mar-a-Lago when Kevin McCarthy tries to get trump to eat...holding a cheeseburger up to him and saying, "C'mon, Mr, President. Take a bite. Just a teensy teensy bite. You know you like cheeseburgers. Mmm...yummy yummy...just one bite. It'll make Democrats cry..."

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kdsherpa's avatar

FOTFLMAO!!!!!

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Karen Livolsi's avatar

K.M., “Here comes the wittle ear pwane...open the gweat big hanger...zoom...🔁🔄.”

TFFG-😑.

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George A. Polisner's avatar

Love it Jeff. Interestingly you could write software in which you simply had a list of elected GOP ‘leadership’ and a

function

printf { GOP Name } is a gutless f’ing coward;

The only evidence they have is, apparently, a Magic 8 ball. And even that says “answer cloudy, jim jordan screams loudly.”

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

Jeff you illuminate the darkness with the light. It blows my mind when in conversations with my wonderful intelligent friends, and I mention Rachel Maddow, they have no idea who she is. The good part is that one of them after hearing me on so many things has purchased her Prequel book. 😍👍Keep it up, Jeff! U R flooding the world with the light!!

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Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

Her book Bag Man about Spiro Agnew within hours of becoming president when Nixon was forced to resign, was also forced to resign because he was a giant criminal accepting cash in envelopes at the vice president's desk!

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Kay-El's avatar

Gotta love Hunter Biden on his smart trick of avoiding a closed door session. He knows how this story will go:

Hunter: There’s no there, there Mr. Chairman

Comer: Hunter Biden admits all!

Fuck that noise.

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