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Susan Niemann's avatar

"Jimmy HogHump." OK. Thats all I needed for the rest of the day. Jeff, you always snap me out of my news funk....I feel better now. 😂😂 Evidently, Robert Hur is ALSO Steve Bannon's attorney.... Did I hear that correctly? Cause, DAMN. I hope that New York Tom Suozzi's win is an indicator of things to come. America needs to come to its senses. 🤦‍♀️✌️

Susan Burgess's avatar

“…may have enjoyed sexual congress with the pigs” is the one that got to me.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

I snort-laughed at that, I admit it!

Ellen Howe Ballou's avatar

“….may have…” 🤔🤔🤔

RV maxima's avatar

I hear banjo music in the background when I read that!

Like, Deliverance, the movie.

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Susan Burgess's avatar

Ok, who was Arnold’s mother then, with whom Jimmieboy had sexual congress? Did they eat her to keep her from ratting him out?

RV maxima's avatar

Mamie said," he grabs me by the ear" and then we heard squealing... as reported in the biography.

Charlie Austin's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🐷🐷🤣🤣

Rick Calegari's avatar

Definitely got a good laugh from Comer's very fitting new nickname. Last night's Suozzi victory was a big win and it really ruffled that ferret on the orange monster's twisted head. He's too stupid to realize that the NY victory was a result of his bullshit shenanigans, the phony ousted asshole who last held that seat and it appears some voters are finally wising up. November will be huge if this continues.

Dr J's Sanity Space's avatar

Yes, I take comfort in seeing this as a yardstick

Linda Lowe's avatar

I don't see how he could be bannon's attorney. He works for the justice department. Bannon would have to hire a private lawyer

Susan Niemann's avatar

OK. I got that wrong. From Brian Tyler Cohen on Twitter yesterday:

"Oh my God. It was just revealed that Republican Special Counsel Robert Hur’s lawyer was... Steve Bannon’s lawyer."

Charlie Austin's avatar

Careful, Jimmy! They'll squeal on you.😂😂🐷🐷

Charlotte Thompson's avatar

You're in good form today, Charlie. Yee haw!

Don A in Pennsultucky's avatar

I saw Biden's attorney being interviewed by Jen Psaki. He was present for the interview and said that on several occasions, the President (who was being questioned by Dur) had to correct Dur. Does that sound like an old guy with dementia?

DonP's avatar

I think Don A is being sarcastic. Instead of saying Hur, he's saying Dur is in "Duh-urrr".

Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

Some days I'm just so dug in I can't see the fun parts. Thank you. LOL. And I'm a proofer/editor and boy, has it been a day with that.

Lord John Whorfin's avatar

I wish I could be so optimistic. Honestly at this point the only thing I’m rooting for is arterial plaque.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Yes, as the protester's sign said: Cholesterol, democracys best hope!"

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Lord John Whorfin's avatar

Apologies. Heart attacks? Not funny. Mango Mussolini dying of a heart attack on the toilet eating a hamburger? Fucking hysterical.

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Lord John Whorfin's avatar

I can still feel bad about it. And happy you’re doing well. And hoping for the demise of the orange baboon

Elaine the Mean Old Feminist's avatar

Jeff, there's a big parade today here in Kansas City for our Chiefs. But I'm not half as excited about that as I am about partying on Friday. Wish you and Ms. Spouse could be here!

Edie's avatar

Wait.. they’re parading in Missouri?... I thought it was in Kansas City, Kansas.

Theresa Palmer's avatar

I told my son, an avid Packer's fan, that I need a Mahomes jersey. He said, hmm. I think you need a Jones. And Jones is a great one, but fan appreciation takes me back to Mahomes. Cool under pressure, only 28 years old. And in St. Louis he and the Chiefs are our team too!

Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

And to think of the ones in both houses we once thought really stupid. The New Stupid gives even them a run for their money. And about that Hur report with it's willful and willingness, that sounds like a crime in the works. Willful? Then how does he square that with no charges warranted as much as his black heart wishes he could. We just really need to put these people back in the minority, a very small one and put Biden in with a landslide and if you don't think that's possible, it sure looks like Dems in New York knew exactly how to get out a huge vote yesterday and take one more seat away from the Republican House, while Johnson wanders around in a fog of utter confusion but always with that fake Evangelical angelic half smile, like he knows the Rapture is coming any minute to save him from this hell he's in. Wonder if he takes his porn with him and enjoys it on the ride to wherever.

Keeley Level's avatar

I don’t know that his uncle Moses would let him tag his porn along with him…😂

Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

Listen, these fake Christians know how to do bad things and pretend they didn't.

Keeley Level's avatar

Oh I know. I live in the desert I’ve been listening to their craziness for a long while.

Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

You know you have my deepest sympathies. I'm a Southerner and have always lived in red states and it is challenging, ohwee, it is challenging.

Charlotte Thompson's avatar

Hypocrisy is their middle name.

Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

I'm beginning to think it's every single name they have. So we can spell it that fun way some of us grew up spelling Mississippi. So take Trump's name for instance. We could do it Donald-hypocrite, John-Hypocrite hypocrite, Trump-hypocrite hypocrite hypocrite Traitor.

Picou642024@icloud.com's avatar

A what great fuckery justice Friday shall be. Popcorn time for the stretching shrill pigs like three toes, Comers and lest we forget the one man fuckery destroy our military from Alabama

Caelesto's avatar

These idiots couldn't investigate their way into the paper bag in the first place.

Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

Well, of course they can't. You've seen them on the Sunday political shows. They cannot and will not answer the question asked because they came all loaded with progaganda to disperse to the dimwits watching.

Chet Brandt's avatar

Kaitlyn Collins interview with Elise Stefucknut this past weekend on CNN had me saying all sorts of shit at the tv. Why CNN has the Maga trumpets on their show defies logic. How about some pro- Joe Biden news!!

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Kaitlyn hates Joe Biden, and is a Tucker Carlson protege.

Chet Brandt's avatar

I did not know this about her. Appreciate the info and I am almost done with CNN..

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

She was hired to follow trump's 2016 campaign around and he nearly got her killed, pointing her out to the magas ,telling them she worked for CNN. She still won''t say anything bad about him, but watch her sneer everytime Biden's name comes up.

CNN is now owned by a Republican called John Malone a man so evil that Al Gore referred to him as "Darth Vader." He and his protege Zaslav gave us all the crap so-called "reality TV" because it is cheap to make.

"That billionaire is John Malone, a legend in the cable TV business and one who has deep and longstanding ties with David Zaslav, the CEO of WBD. People close to both men insist that Zaslav is remaking CNN because he wants to for both business and editorial reasons, and not because Malone has told him to.

But complicating that narrative is the fact that Malone has repeatedly wished, in public, for CNN to remake itself. And his prescription happens to sync with the new CNN agenda: a plan to steer the channel away from what Malone and others call a liberal bias they say muddles opinion and news. And to shift it toward a supposedly centrist, just-the-facts bent...offered some programming advice for the new company:

“I would like to see CNN evolve back to the kind of journalism that it started with, and actually have journalists, which would be unique and refreshing,” he said. Then he suggested a model: “Fox News, in my opinion, has followed an interesting trajectory of trying to have ‘news’ news, I mean some actual journalism, embedded in a program schedule of all opinions.”

Malone’s comments didn’t resonate much beyond a couple of places: At Fox News, which responded with glee, and inside CNN, where they sounded alarm bells.

https://www.vox.com/2022/8/26/23322761/cnn-john-malone-david-zaslav-chris-licht-brian-stelter-fox-peter-kafka-column

RV maxima's avatar

I recall that and Reliable Sources was one program worth watching.

Sigh, not great another billionaire wants to be in the "news" business, considering how essential the 4th estate is for an engaged public and the health of our democracy. With local newspapers disappearing and local TV news bigging bought up or managed by the likes of Sinclair the singular point of view becomes a lot easier for authoritarian messaging, unfortunately. GEE, we used to have laws against domination of a news market. We have been under attack for sometime.

RV maxima's avatar

My 2 cents...thanks

Openly Fae's avatar

For the rest of you, try to get stock in a company that sells alcohol before Friday.

Karla's avatar

They’re like the Keyston Kops of Congress. Seriously, did they just not lose another big election? And PA state government just turned completely blue, but let’s double down and do the same shit that hasn’t been working for us 🙄.

Cheryl Fleming's avatar

Keystone cops were funny. These guys are not funny at all. They are the equivalent of 1939's brownshirts. HOW ARE PEOPLE NOT SEEING THIS????

Karla's avatar

They’re not funny, but they’re bumbling. I should have been more clear about the comparison.

Mary Hall's avatar

We are lucky AF that these evildoers are so incompetent and stupid.

Karla's avatar

Exactly! Not that they are harmless, but they’d be a lot more dangerous if they were competent.

Cheryl Fleming's avatar

Stupidity and arrogance are a very dangerous combination. Wars get started that way.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Historically, the brownshirts always get put down, like the mad dogs they are. But they hurt too many good people in the meantime.

Victoria Wilson's avatar

Is there any taxpayer recourse to these ridiculous Republican $exhibitions$ other than voting these shitweasels out of office because I sure as hell resent my hard earned money to pay for this mockery. It insults my and most other thinking Americans intelligence. Can we sue them?(I know the answer to that one but there has just got to be a way to stop this bull sh*t.)

Terri Nighswonger's avatar

The only way to deal with these empty morons is straight on. You can’t play their game. You can’t point out facts. You can’t show logic. It is a street fight. They are cowards at their core. Fucking COWARDS.

Sharon Buchbinder, PhD's avatar

"get ready to party on Friday night. will be wild." I've got steaks, potatoes and CHAMPAGNE CHILLING!!

Sharon C Storm's avatar

What time should I come over? 🤣😂

Chet Brandt's avatar

If anyone needs a designated driver I will oblige!

Tess's avatar

“Comer Fudd,” “Corn Pone Jimmy,” Nice!!!!! Trump really must be holding something over their heads to make them so desperate to spew lies for him! Keep up the good work Democrats-don’t let anything slip by!!!!!!

Steve B's avatar

The ONLY thing he has over their heads is the voters. Republicans are ONLY concerned with remaining in power. They care about THAT over anything else, including what's good for the country, and most especially any INTEGRITY they may have once had. If they lose the base of ignorant, racist, bible-carrying, gun-toting fucksticks, they would have to get a real job where they'd be accountable for their work. Trump controls that base. That's it. That's all he needs to control them, even as a private citizen.

Tess's avatar

Agree wholeheartedly!

Ellen Howe Ballou's avatar

“….holding something over their heads….” May I refer you back to the pigs?? 🤔

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Charlotte Thompson's avatar

Robert, do we have to send you to your room without supper?

Sharon Senkiew's avatar

Trump wants Lara to co-chair the RNC and she already stated all money will go to Trump.

Chet Brandt's avatar

Isn’t it ironic the RNC is suddenly bankrupt??? Unable to send Nikki Haley any money for her campaign?? The conman’s games continue…..

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Isn't that illegal? I mean Romney's niece would have kept paying Fanta Hitler, if it were legal.

Charlotte Thompson's avatar

I read something earlier today that said fugly has always hated her. So, what's that about?

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

she's R-Money's niece, and trump hates Mitt because he stood up to him. He also is a misogynist. She dropped the Romney as a middle name to please trump.

Sharon Senkiew's avatar

She wants a piece of the pie if trump gets back in is my guess.

Kimberly Rorick's avatar

And yet the media will be vomiting MAGA talking point headlines about President Biden instead of printing actual quotes from Trump and his MAGA Cult about their plans to destroy America. WTF! We’re in a time capsule heading back to 2016. It’s INSANE.

Eileen's avatar

Kimberly, Your "time capsule heading back to 2016" comment breaks my heart. I completely agree that we experienced a NIGHTMARE when the Media delivered us Trump in 2016 by bleating incessantly about "her emails." You would think with all the very, very well educated people running the news that 1) gee, maybe I DO have enough money and don't need to whore my newsroom to the lowest levels of Trump clickbait and 2) my whoring of my newsroom could actually destroy this country, lead us to abandon a check on the clear and present climate catastrophe, and in very few years turn the world into a hellish place that my precious children can't buy their way out of. Yes, your precious Davos will become Hitler's Eagle's Nest and you can thank yourselves for that. Hilter killed his precious Rommel. Stalin killed everyone who looked at him sideways. And Trump? You gotta wonder about his * three high level executives ostensibly able to testify against him and his failed casinos going down in a convenient helicopter crash. And you gotta wonder about Ivanka Trump falling down the stairs to her death 20 years after her 1992 NDA was ruled enforceable. Ivanka may have been tapped to testify. So, in other words Media moguls: You can't buy your way into "happy fascism." A return to 2016 is, in Trump's words, a disaster for everyone.

*https://www.nytimes.com/1989/10/11/nyregion/copter-crash-kills-3-aides-of-trump.html

Diana's avatar

I always thought he had Epstein murdered. Hmmm

Eileen's avatar

Trump would have motive to take out Epstein and he probably had to fight his way to the front of the line...meaning there were A LOT of powerful men eager to see Epstein gone.

Mike Hammer's avatar

Hold my lung butter!

Leigh Woodward's avatar

Comer is an absolute moron. I live in KY and am embarrassed that this dope represents Kentuckians. What a fucking asshole!