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"Jimmy HogHump." OK. Thats all I needed for the rest of the day. Jeff, you always snap me out of my news funk....I feel better now. 😂😂 Evidently, Robert Hur is ALSO Steve Bannon's attorney.... Did I hear that correctly? Cause, DAMN. I hope that New York Tom Suozzi's win is an indicator of things to come. America needs to come to its senses. 🤦‍♀️✌️

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“…may have enjoyed sexual congress with the pigs” is the one that got to me.

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Jimmieboy Ziffel,Arnold’s illegitimate Pappy !Wheeee ,wheee,wheeee !

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You are a bad boy Robert.

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😈😈

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Ok, who was Arnold’s mother then, with whom Jimmieboy had sexual congress? Did they eat her to keep her from ratting him out?

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Possibly,Sporky the Pigress ? She likes pictures of big hogs,must be an animal lover !

🐷 Moi !?

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😂😂😂

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Mamie said," he grabs me by the ear" and then we heard squealing... as reported in the biography.

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🐷🐷🤣🤣

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Ditto 🤣

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I snort-laughed at that, I admit it!

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Ethereal fairies snort?

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They do when reading Jeff Tiedrich!

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Ha ha ha 😂

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“….may have…” 🤔🤔🤔

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I hear banjo music in the background when I read that!

Like, Deliverance, the movie.

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Definitely got a good laugh from Comer's very fitting new nickname. Last night's Suozzi victory was a big win and it really ruffled that ferret on the orange monster's twisted head. He's too stupid to realize that the NY victory was a result of his bullshit shenanigans, the phony ousted asshole who last held that seat and it appears some voters are finally wising up. November will be huge if this continues.

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Yes, I take comfort in seeing this as a yardstick

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I don't see how he could be bannon's attorney. He works for the justice department. Bannon would have to hire a private lawyer

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OK. I got that wrong. From Brian Tyler Cohen on Twitter yesterday:

"Oh my God. It was just revealed that Republican Special Counsel Robert Hur’s lawyer was... Steve Bannon’s lawyer."

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Verb tense

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Hurt’s lawyer WAS !

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HUR’S

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It "hurts" either way, hahaha

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Careful, Jimmy! They'll squeal on you.😂😂🐷🐷

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You're in good form today, Charlie. Yee haw!

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Seriously, how do imbeciles like Clown Comer get elected to our House of Representatives?

Biden is old.

Trump is old…….and Trump is a liar, a fraud, a con, a scumbag, a racist, a fascist, a traitor, a sex abuser, a serial defamer, a coward, an arrogant imbecile, Putin’s puppet and an all-around piece-of-shit.

Not a hard choice 😂🤣😂

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You know if the media wants everyone to stop giving us such old candidates maybe they should have fucking propped up Kamala.

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She's too melanin-enhanced for them they shot her down pretty fast.

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Gosh, Black people getting shot in America? You don't say.

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Poor phrasing on my part.

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Oh I knew what you meant. I play with words any chance I get. My favourite toys!

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Ya think?!?!?!?

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Often. I wish it were more popular.

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Yeah. “But her emails!!!” Built-in misogyny.

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He’s elected by people like him, incapable of any thought process, ignorant to the core, and UNEDUCATED. Comer lists one year at Western Kentucky U (1993). I’m sure he flunked the first year of the basket weaving program. 😆

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Imbeciles git elected by idjuts it's that simple, Joel.

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It’s the old any pig in a poke story ! Jimmieboy ‘s an expert on pokes n pigs wheeeee!just ask Sporky the Pigress 🐽 she nose all about pigs n’pokes🐷wheee !

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Good one Robert.

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Gerrymandering?

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I saw Biden's attorney being interviewed by Jen Psaki. He was present for the interview and said that on several occasions, the President (who was being questioned by Dur) had to correct Dur. Does that sound like an old guy with dementia?

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A sound effect. As in "hur dur".

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I think Don A is being sarcastic. Instead of saying Hur, he's saying Dur is in "Duh-urrr".

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Some days I'm just so dug in I can't see the fun parts. Thank you. LOL. And I'm a proofer/editor and boy, has it been a day with that.

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I wish I could be so optimistic. Honestly at this point the only thing I’m rooting for is arterial plaque.

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Yes, as the protester's sign said: Cholesterol, democracys best hope!"

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Apologies. Heart attacks? Not funny. Mango Mussolini dying of a heart attack on the toilet eating a hamburger? Fucking hysterical.

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I can still feel bad about it. And happy you’re doing well. And hoping for the demise of the orange baboon

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❤️❤️❤️

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Jeff, there's a big parade today here in Kansas City for our Chiefs. But I'm not half as excited about that as I am about partying on Friday. Wish you and Ms. Spouse could be here!

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Wait.. they’re parading in Missouri?... I thought it was in Kansas City, Kansas.

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I told my son, an avid Packer's fan, that I need a Mahomes jersey. He said, hmm. I think you need a Jones. And Jones is a great one, but fan appreciation takes me back to Mahomes. Cool under pressure, only 28 years old. And in St. Louis he and the Chiefs are our team too!

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And to think of the ones in both houses we once thought really stupid. The New Stupid gives even them a run for their money. And about that Hur report with it's willful and willingness, that sounds like a crime in the works. Willful? Then how does he square that with no charges warranted as much as his black heart wishes he could. We just really need to put these people back in the minority, a very small one and put Biden in with a landslide and if you don't think that's possible, it sure looks like Dems in New York knew exactly how to get out a huge vote yesterday and take one more seat away from the Republican House, while Johnson wanders around in a fog of utter confusion but always with that fake Evangelical angelic half smile, like he knows the Rapture is coming any minute to save him from this hell he's in. Wonder if he takes his porn with him and enjoys it on the ride to wherever.

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I don’t know that his uncle Moses would let him tag his porn along with him…😂

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Listen, these fake Christians know how to do bad things and pretend they didn't.

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Oh I know. I live in the desert I’ve been listening to their craziness for a long while.

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You know you have my deepest sympathies. I'm a Southerner and have always lived in red states and it is challenging, ohwee, it is challenging.

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It is challenging.

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Hypocrisy is their middle name.

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I'm beginning to think it's every single name they have. So we can spell it that fun way some of us grew up spelling Mississippi. So take Trump's name for instance. We could do it Donald-hypocrite, John-Hypocrite hypocrite, Trump-hypocrite hypocrite hypocrite Traitor.

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Very good Mary!

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Going DOWN!

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If Judge Engoron does issue judgment on Friday, then I only have two wishes for Friday and the rest of this coming weekend:

#1 - that the judgment is in excess of $400 million

#2 - that the judgment causes Liar, Fraud, Con, Scumbag, Sex-Abuser, Defamer, Traitor, Putin's Puppet Trump to suffer either a massive debilitating stroke or a massive heart attack.

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🤞

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Absolutely. 🤞🤞🤞

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A what great fuckery justice Friday shall be. Popcorn time for the stretching shrill pigs like three toes, Comers and lest we forget the one man fuckery destroy our military from Alabama

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These idiots couldn't investigate their way into the paper bag in the first place.

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Well, of course they can't. You've seen them on the Sunday political shows. They cannot and will not answer the question asked because they came all loaded with progaganda to disperse to the dimwits watching.

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Kaitlyn Collins interview with Elise Stefucknut this past weekend on CNN had me saying all sorts of shit at the tv. Why CNN has the Maga trumpets on their show defies logic. How about some pro- Joe Biden news!!

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Kaitlyn hates Joe Biden, and is a Tucker Carlson protege.

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I did not know this about her. Appreciate the info and I am almost done with CNN..

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She was hired to follow trump's 2016 campaign around and he nearly got her killed, pointing her out to the magas ,telling them she worked for CNN. She still won''t say anything bad about him, but watch her sneer everytime Biden's name comes up.

CNN is now owned by a Republican called John Malone a man so evil that Al Gore referred to him as "Darth Vader." He and his protege Zaslav gave us all the crap so-called "reality TV" because it is cheap to make.

"That billionaire is John Malone, a legend in the cable TV business and one who has deep and longstanding ties with David Zaslav, the CEO of WBD. People close to both men insist that Zaslav is remaking CNN because he wants to for both business and editorial reasons, and not because Malone has told him to.

But complicating that narrative is the fact that Malone has repeatedly wished, in public, for CNN to remake itself. And his prescription happens to sync with the new CNN agenda: a plan to steer the channel away from what Malone and others call a liberal bias they say muddles opinion and news. And to shift it toward a supposedly centrist, just-the-facts bent...offered some programming advice for the new company:

“I would like to see CNN evolve back to the kind of journalism that it started with, and actually have journalists, which would be unique and refreshing,” he said. Then he suggested a model: “Fox News, in my opinion, has followed an interesting trajectory of trying to have ‘news’ news, I mean some actual journalism, embedded in a program schedule of all opinions.”

Malone’s comments didn’t resonate much beyond a couple of places: At Fox News, which responded with glee, and inside CNN, where they sounded alarm bells.

https://www.vox.com/2022/8/26/23322761/cnn-john-malone-david-zaslav-chris-licht-brian-stelter-fox-peter-kafka-column

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I recall that and Reliable Sources was one program worth watching.

Sigh, not great another billionaire wants to be in the "news" business, considering how essential the 4th estate is for an engaged public and the health of our democracy. With local newspapers disappearing and local TV news bigging bought up or managed by the likes of Sinclair the singular point of view becomes a lot easier for authoritarian messaging, unfortunately. GEE, we used to have laws against domination of a news market. We have been under attack for sometime.

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My 2 cents...thanks

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For the rest of you, try to get stock in a company that sells alcohol before Friday.

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They’re like the Keyston Kops of Congress. Seriously, did they just not lose another big election? And PA state government just turned completely blue, but let’s double down and do the same shit that hasn’t been working for us 🙄.

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Keystone cops were funny. These guys are not funny at all. They are the equivalent of 1939's brownshirts. HOW ARE PEOPLE NOT SEEING THIS????

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They’re not funny, but they’re bumbling. I should have been more clear about the comparison.

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We are lucky AF that these evildoers are so incompetent and stupid.

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Exactly! Not that they are harmless, but they’d be a lot more dangerous if they were competent.

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Stupidity and arrogance are a very dangerous combination. Wars get started that way.

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Historically, the brownshirts always get put down, like the mad dogs they are. But they hurt too many good people in the meantime.

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Is there any taxpayer recourse to these ridiculous Republican $exhibitions$ other than voting these shitweasels out of office because I sure as hell resent my hard earned money to pay for this mockery. It insults my and most other thinking Americans intelligence. Can we sue them?(I know the answer to that one but there has just got to be a way to stop this bull sh*t.)

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The only way to deal with these empty morons is straight on. You can’t play their game. You can’t point out facts. You can’t show logic. It is a street fight. They are cowards at their core. Fucking COWARDS.

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"get ready to party on Friday night. will be wild." I've got steaks, potatoes and CHAMPAGNE CHILLING!!

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I may dance in the streets.

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What time should I come over? 🤣😂

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I eat early! Old lady time, 4:30/5 pm! LOL!

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🤣😂

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If anyone needs a designated driver I will oblige!

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“Comer Fudd,” “Corn Pone Jimmy,” Nice!!!!! Trump really must be holding something over their heads to make them so desperate to spew lies for him! Keep up the good work Democrats-don’t let anything slip by!!!!!!

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The ONLY thing he has over their heads is the voters. Republicans are ONLY concerned with remaining in power. They care about THAT over anything else, including what's good for the country, and most especially any INTEGRITY they may have once had. If they lose the base of ignorant, racist, bible-carrying, gun-toting fucksticks, they would have to get a real job where they'd be accountable for their work. Trump controls that base. That's it. That's all he needs to control them, even as a private citizen.

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Agree wholeheartedly!

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“….holding something over their heads….” May I refer you back to the pigs?? 🤔

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WHEEEEEEEEE,, ouiiiiiiìiii,🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖❣️Happy Valentines 💘 Day Jimmyboy & Ms Ziffel 🦶🐷❤️‍🔥

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Robert, do we have to send you to your room without supper?

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Trump wants Lara to co-chair the RNC and she already stated all money will go to Trump.

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Isn’t it ironic the RNC is suddenly bankrupt??? Unable to send Nikki Haley any money for her campaign?? The conman’s games continue…..

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Isn't that illegal? I mean Romney's niece would have kept paying Fanta Hitler, if it were legal.

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I read something earlier today that said fugly has always hated her. So, what's that about?

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she's R-Money's niece, and trump hates Mitt because he stood up to him. He also is a misogynist. She dropped the Romney as a middle name to please trump.

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She wants a piece of the pie if trump gets back in is my guess.

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