Juvenile Delinquent Vance is gonna be a scary MFer if he gets the prez post - which I expect he will, one way or another, within a year.
He's a Heritage Project (aka Project 2025) toadie and he makes Pence look normal.
With The Tangerine Terrorist, we've got a rambling nutbag with his buddies on his cabinet to stroke his ego. With JD Christofacist, we'll be in a world of hell.
I want a world without Musk calling the shots. I don't think Vance would tolerate Musk around for too long. Could be wrong. Trump is very easily manipulated because he's a narcissist and he's STUPID.
Worse than Musk, Vance is beholden to Peter Thiel, who is a real Nazi and more mentally organized than Musk is. I believe that Vance wouldn't hesitate to kick Musk to the curb in a heartbeat.
And Melanoma. Look at that pinch faced Slovak bitch with her squint eyes and thin lips. It embarrasses the living sh!t out of me that she will represent this Country to the World alongside Dipshit Donnie. As if he weren’t bad enough by his lonesome.
Anyone who believes Vance and Mush and Thiel et. al. are not going to be driving the Dumpty clown car behind the scenes from the get-go is missing the core fact.
Dumpty is a lunatic babbling fool with no plan whatsoever.
He is the distraction, the shiny metal object, an empty suit. The snake oil salesman with no product other than babble.
The billionaire Tech Bros are the power behind this facade and they have real money.
Not like Dumpty who has debt-'wealth'. They have m-o-n-e-y.
The only thing that'll be missing if Dumpty dies a week from now will be the charisma. Dumpty is a lame duck anyway. He has no future, he is no future.
Nah, sorry David, JD is Thiels protege, a tech bro venture capitalist, whose financials and influence created this Christo-fascist tossppot… no room for either Opus Dei, or old man in the sky watching over our everyday lives!
I agree he's about as bad as it gets, but he wouldn't have the cult, which would cost him at least some support in congress. I don't think he would be able to push anything through.
Who's everyone? Who really likes Trump that's in government? No one. His dipshit supporters may love him, but anyone with a brain can't stand Trump. They're afraid of him - big difference from liking him. The best thing about Vance is that he doesn't have and will never have a cult.
Everyone should realize by now that Trump is merely a useful idiot, Vance will certainly have his pals, the tech bros like Thiel, Musk, Bezos, Howery, Levchin the (PayPal mafia), coupled with a number of shaggy haired young billionaires of Silicon Valley, the Heritage and other powerful organizations behind him. That thought should bring pause Richard!!
At some point Vlad, Xi, or an unknown is going to tell jd and/or Thiel how things are going to be. Elump could become expendable if musk can't "behave" or CF goes further off the rails.
Brilliant!! I’ve been saying that for a while, but not nearly as well. Just Deviant Vance is MUCH scarier IMHO than tffg, because he has the same morals, more ambition, and is willing to be anyone’s tool who’ll let him have power. He won’t telegraph his punches (or not-Twitter them) nor make as much noise. He’ll just move quietly and set things up, and suddenly we’ll find ourselves cut off at the knees.
No David, I think the only reason it appears that Couchfuck would be better is the fact that he can actually string a bunch of words together to make a coherent sentence. But Couchfuck is far more dangerous in the long run. He’s young, smarter, and has the total backing of Thiel and Project 2025. I think in the end, the wannabe-dick-tator will inevitably be replaced in the very near future with Tyrant Vance, who may actually choose idiot boy Don Jr. as his VP to appease the Magats and keep him on a short leash.
David, I totally agree. Donald doesn’t want the job. I really wonder if he’s not going to resign and then get pardoned and all the benefits or something. It’s not quite clear to me, but he may be looking forward to pulling a Nixon. He loves the spotlight but hates to work. On the other hand, he is trying so hard to make the whole world. Hate him even more that the people who were on the fence about doing something about him just got off the fence. Plus, he looks like garbage and is old and falling apart. Something has got to give. I just don’t think he’ll make it the full four years And I would be OK with that. I hate him that much I would actually welcome the inexperienced way in over his head JD Vance.
Trump will never voluntarily quit the presidency. He didn't run this time just to stay out of jail. That's not why he ran in 2016. His narcissism and greed are the main factors that drive him.
Let’s not put the cart before the horse, anything can happen in the next four years. There’s another old saying; “the more things change, the more things change.” Meaning that nothing is normal about this person, or how he got into power, and this creates more anomalies. We should all buckle up for a bumpy ride.
Totally agree with you. I’ve decided to pay less attention to what he says and what pundits think is going to happen, and pay more attention to what he actually does. I think that will reduce my daily adrenaline load.
Me too. Before the election I watched MSNBC every day, even had it on in my car on Sirius radio. But no more. I can’t bring myself to listen to anything Trump/republican related. I have turned it on in the past couple days just to hear updates about the CA fires. I just have to bury my head in the sand and take a break from politics for my own sanity. Jeff is the only one I get political news from because he’s so damn entertaining, and I share his opinions.
I finally watched Lawrence last night. He lived in LA for a long time and I wanted fire news. His coverage was superb. A bit on turd's sentencing today.
How so? His sentence today was "unconditional" -- means he can NEVER be prosecuted again in the future. And while he's prezzident, all the crimes he commits while in office can never be prosecuted b/o the horrific "presidential immunity" SCOTUS ruling in June.
That is the right question. He's so used to getting his way he has no guardrails so he's likely to kill someone on camera, or - heaven forbid - get caught telling the truth.
I don’t think that's what "unconditional" means here, kd. I think it means that there are no conditions on his release. That is, no jail time, no fine, no probation requirements.
I got my info from Joyce Vance, so it's reliable. Remember that Jack Smith's cases were dismissed without prejudice, meaning that, theoretically, Smith could refile in four years. Not gonna happen, but legally, it's possible.
I have read a piece by Jay Kuo where he makes a not unreasonable argument that this sentence dramatically reduces the avenues of appeal tRUMP has. Which means that the appeal process should be mercifully short. The importance of that is that if he were to die BEFORE the appeals process was done, his conviction will be vacated. As is the law. While it might seem like a technicality, there is something to be gained by making sure that history CANNOT write that he died NOT a convicted felon.
He also has only 30 days to appeal? I wonder how badly he wants this felony vacated? Bad enough to take too many pills on day 29? We can only hope the drama queen is loopy enough to turn on himself.
Anne, horrors!! And miss his inaugural, parade, the formal dance? I hear The Nudge will perform a special acoustic version of "Cat Scratch Fever" during the formal ball.
The idea is that he might finally experience a real forest, a vibrantly alive ecosystem which contains all the stages of life, decay, death, and rebirth. A living masterpiece. Give him a rake!
Susan, CONVICTED FELON better make sure he's on the 57 percent of Federal land that is DC's responsibility to take, "water" and maintain. CA firefighters must not be distracted by the CF elect's presence. He might accidentally experience a "shower" from a 5000 gallon Canadian water dropping plane. Or get sprayed with bright red fire retardant. Either could wash him into a 5,000 ft canyon.
A smart judge could under normal circumstances have given him a life sentence of community service — he could prevent future fires by raking the forests of Northern California.
I want a member of Congress to take on the task of explaining the two tiered legal system that benefits one person, Donald Trump.
All other Americans are subject to a legal system that basically follows the premise of “innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.” From time to time this does happen, by accident😉.
“The Donald Trump Legal System” allows Donald, convicted of sexual assault, charged with and found guilty of 34 felonies, to suffer no meaningful consequences.
Any other person found guilty of the 34 felonies would undoubtedly face jail time, crippling fines, closely supervised parole, and loss of certain constitutional rights for a very long period of time. Any other person in the United States…except Donald Trump.
It is normal for him to walk away from serious consequences regularly.
“The Donald Trump Legal System” has placed Donald upon a pedestal of white supremacy, corruption, lies, greed, (personal and corporate), and indecency. He’s welched over and over on agreements and the “Donald Trump Legal System” has the power to cheat America out of fair taxes, catering to oligarchs and authoritarians then cheating THEM out of money. They wait with bated breath for the honor Donald bestows by selling (swindling) them with outrageous prices for souvenirs of a man’s slow slide into dementia.
I would consider it a privilege to listen to Rep. Jasmine Crockett compare/contrast the legal system available to Donald Trump only and the legal system available to every other American citizen. Her opinion of the federal judge who dropped charges against Trump for failure to return stolen property which included top secret documents. The suspicion he has sold copies of these documents to our enemies, corrupt government officials, and foreign and domestic terrorists and oligarchs.
His sexual assault conviction and the credible allegations made by 20+ women throughout Donald’s lifetime.
Election interference charges were made a mockery by Brian Kemp and the state of Georgia. Again, Trump has his own legal system that prevents and protects him from consequences of very serious crimes.
I want Rep. Crockett to be the person to break it down and explain it in a meaningful, transparent manner as she commands the facts and applies them to reality.
There are other members of Congress who could tackle this topic. Who would you like to hear explain?
GREAT comment, Karen. And about the sexual assault determination, I believe the Felon is still working the justice system and has thus far not paid one dime of the fines he owes there. Ditto the half billion in fines he owes in his NY business fraud case.
There is no way to explain why/how racism,religion, hatred, greed and wealth have corrupted our system of law and governance Karen! We do know that power and monied interests have their hands on the levers!!
Trumps criminal history and contumacious behavior should have earned him contempt charges across the legal spectrum Teri, knowing that he was a confidential informant is likely the only reason he wasn’t in an oubliette years ago!!
Your average warehouse worker making a hair above minimum wage who was convicted of a first offense would, at the very least, be ordered to pay court costs, even if he didn't get incarceration. But VSB doesn't even have to pay court costs?
I feel the same way, but I also believe in karma. Sometimes, people get what's coming to them, but it's not in the way that we wish. I have set the bar so low that all I want now is to live longer than he does. I'm 3 years younger and I want at least one day on earth that I wake up and he's no longer breathing the same air that I do. So I've gone now from wanting a lifetime prison sentence to just that. Sad.
I'm again gonna be That Jerk but I've said this since day one. He's never had any real repercussions for his BS and it's never going to change. He's always got someone smuggled up his bu-- er, sleeve holding that Get Outta Jail Free card.
Ha! The ORANGE MESS is worried about his " REPUTATION". He is a piece of shit.....his entire life is a piece of shit..and he is allowed to sit in the OVAL again,schmutzing it up with his REPUTATION as A CONVICTED FELON
I totally agree with you!! Garland took his sweet time(wimp bastard) the supreme court, on & on! This ugly piece of diaper load shit 💩 will go on and be merry!! This is one fucked up journey and he could have at least gave the baby bitch a fine and probation!!! SOMETHING DAMN IT!!
Gladly trade a jail sentence for his great flatulence to suddenly experience an extremely painful myocardial infarction that renders him unable to serve. I don't believe in wishing people to die, though I do wish for people to have life events that make them wish they were dead.
Jeff-don’t you EVER worry about being funny——the truth is all that matters and smattering the truth with your witty descriptions (“Fishin’ Trip Sammy and Blackout Brett…Pilgrim Warehouse…….) is ALL we need to get us through this awful shit show!!!!!! Love Jasmine Crockett!
Jasmine Crockett is a gem and a rising star who doesn't let any of this bullshit fall through the cracks. Once the convicted felon is unfortunately sworn in, we can only hope that Rep. Crockett and others like Rep. Raskin will keep the heat turned up on high. After all, if fuckface can't even stay awake long enough to show respect at President Carter's funeral, it's one of the gazillion reasons he's not fit for the job and belongs elsewhere.
Yeah, what's up with the stupid crap that Amazon is going to put on TV next year? I'd cut my fingers off at the knuckle before I'd ever watch it. It will just be propaganda and lies just like her husband. And what could be so interesting about it? She hasn't had an interesting life. Her looks were OK when she arrived in the US but she's no world renown beauty (a.k.a Elizabeth Taylor), had lots of plastic surgery to look as good as she does now. Gets to wear designer clothes because he has money. She has accomplished nothing on her own. No college degree. No business. No noticeable charity work. I don't see that she is talented in art or music. Dad was a communist in Yugoslavia growing up so are we interested in hearing about that? I think that Barron has a cognitive disorder that they'd tried unsuccessfully to hide so am not interested in listening to her try and bend herself into a pretzel to act like he's just a normal kid.
Mellie is exactly like him! I heard in an interview with her she said Barron is exactly like Donny fuck face!! How pathetic and sad and she was very pleased and proud of this 🤣 she’s just a whore, who found an ugly old bastard with money and free ticket to usa!!
Picture yourself sitting next to a hideously filthy, made up clown, wearing a girdle and heavily soiled diaper, what expression would you be wearing on your face Arne?
He didn't marry her yet. She's just dreadful. Her and Kim G. Why you want to look like a hooker with all that money is beyond me. But Bezos likes it because if he didn't, she'd not look like that. Says much about him. Trailer trash under all those dollars.
Yes, for the rights to make a documentary about her life. It will probably leave out the most interesting parts. The time when she was a paid "escort".
My Fantasy- 2 or 3 solid blue district Dem House reps going on air EVERY DAY and announcing like crazy people, I mean really crazy like MTG, screaming and yelling about the bullshit bills and bullshit hearings that are happening or about to happen. Surely FOX (not so much) News would HAVE to cover it. Right?
FAUXSNOOZE doesn’t cover news, they create absurd stories of fustian and fantasy Jayme, but it would be nice if MSM would remove their heads from their sphincters!
Jeff, we are all laughing with you!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
"If you try to enter Canada with a felony conviction on your criminal record, you could be deemed “criminally inadmissible to Canada,” and denied entry at the Canadian border." Well, well. Criminally inadmissible Trump.
I've been HOPING that would be the case!!! The same will go for other countries, as well. Guess it's time for a little research. (Hilarious that he will not be able to vote in Florida! although apparently desatan is gonna fix that for the Big Felon.)
I was actually traveling with a friend who was denied entry to Canada for that reason. He would not have made a good president of the United States either.
I found myself thinking about what a difference 24 hours can make. Exactly 24 hours earlier, on January 9th at 10:00 AM, the National Cathedral was filled with hundreds of people paying homage to a truly great man who was our President. Today, January 10th at 10:00 AM, another president was being sentenced with 34 separate felonies. That's definitely one for the history books!!!
What a gloriously joyful moment. The steaming pantload has finally been held accountable for a crime. Even if he avoided any punishment, he’s officially a crook, unlike any president before him and hopefully unlike any after him, but he’s broken the mold and I fear we’ll get more scumbags as a result.
Sorry, but he has not been "held accountable" AT ALL. Holding someone accountable means inflicting actual tangible consequences or punishment. He's about to be sworn in as the most powerful person in the damn world again. How on Earth is he being held accountable just by being told "hey you did something wrong, now go think about it IN THE OVAL FUCKING OFFICE"?
Yes to all of that BUT don't forget at this point just fucking with donald's head is pretty glorious. And this does fuck with his head. It may be all we have but I derive a little weak enjoyment from it.
Oh, I enjoyed it all right! Love how Todd Blanche how to shut off the microphone immediately so the orange sadist couldn't argue his sentence with Judge Merchan -- an absolute no-no following sentencing! FOTF!
Celebrating a felonious rap sheet is all we really have, not nearly enough to satisfy my needs Linda!! Traitors should be placed against a wall, allowing a bullet from a firing squad find justice!!
I'll take the crumbs that we are thrown right now. I'm so looking forward to Jack Smith's report that he can make public. Trump is all about image and how he looks to the public. Being a convicted felon is not something that you put on your annual Xmas letter. If it bothers him and gets under his skin (like calling Musk, President Musk), then that gives me a sliver of joy.
I agree, Alison Parker, but the wins are thin on the ground and the troops are getting discouraged. I'll celebrate any shenanigans that messes with his calm.
Agreed! Shameful unconditional release. Justice system is totally corrupt and out of date. Time to rethink it seriously. But as long as this orange conman, liar and convict corrupt pos is in the WH, nothing will change. Amen
If we had a system where all people are treated equally under the law (Democracy), we could have a justice system that reflected that. As it is now our justice system is a perfect reflection of our not-a-democracy.
If we had a functional justice system that actually DID treat people equally under the law and not let rich fucks play keep-away with court filings, the fat pig would already be banged up in jail.
The small moment of schadenfreude provides some relief. Sort of like taking an Aleve to reduce the fever. The fever still remains; an odious man returns to high office, but the small relief is welcome. The greater sin is our national stupidity. The sufficient majority voted for the Orange Jesus despite a plethora of ready evidence will fully ignored.
He got the EC votes. He did NOT make it to getting the votes of 51% of the voters who showed up, let alone the 6-9 million voters who did not vote for President in 2024. There is no mandate. There is no clear majority. There is that fart of a win.
Melanoma looks like an old Russian grandma now (not that there's anything wrong with that, but its a far cry from them always touting her as stunningly beautiful)
1.0 Mel & Barron stayed in NYC so he could stay at his school. BUT, we learned later, at the same time, she was renegotiating her pre-nup. She's inNYC again as Barron began college in 2024. Another tighter pre-nup? Barr on is 18+, so no minor child $$.
How long is she going to use Barron as an excuse for everything? Come on. Other presidents' kids went to college without mommy and daddy nearby. I think Barron has a cognitive disorder that they have been trying to hide and that's why she is so protective of him and hangs around him all the time. Because that entire family is nothing but a bunch of liars, we will never know if that's true. My feeling is that some things are none of our business, but then don't lie about those things though.
She has a terrible resting bitch face in that picture. The Pilgrim collar, the lines in her face, her mouth in a straight line, the strands of hair sticking out all over..... She looks awful. But she's also 64 years old, I think - isn't she 24 years younger than Dumpy?
The discontented expression is not attractive, I grant you. However, that was an excruciatingly long time to be confined within the stench radius of the Orange Excrescence. A gas-mask might have helped…
I thought the same thing, but mostly my thoughts were "what the hell is she wearing???" Then Jeff's 'pilgrim warehouse' made me laugh and brightened my day immensely.
A new word! I will use uhtcearu in a sentence today! I wish the idiot MAGA people would REEEALLY listen to what he says...because it's all nothing...nothing makes sense. Unless this is all a distraction for the hearings on his suggestions for cabinet posts coming upon next week. At least he will always be a felon. We all had wished for more.
But seriously, that pic of dotard and melanoma really sums it all up. "Pilgrim Warehouse" 😂😂
Apparently image on Melania's Pilgrim Warehouse collar portrays a couple in a passionate embrace, surrounded by roses and butterflies, Women's Wear Daily revealed (https://wwd.com/pop-culture/celebrity-news/melania-trump-dress-jimmy-carter-funeral-1236797951/) So Melania was simultaneously wearing something odd and dramatic again, to turn the attention to herself *again*, and those who inspected closely would discover that the implied comment was, "Boo hoo, I could have had romance and passionate bliss, but now I'm stuck with this dotard."
Melania is just another person. Wholly irrelevant in the greater scheme. And, just another Trump income stream with the recent $40M from Bezos to film and publish a bio movie on Amazon Prime. Not on my watch list.
Yes. God, she's getting all this unwarranted attention from the commenters here, It sort of sounds like a form of celebrity obsession. Seriously, people, she doesn't matter whatsoever. Shiny objects, people? Let Jeff make fun of it, it deserves it, but don't glorify it with excessive attention, that's all these people are after. Fame seeking narcissists is all those two are, in the final analysis. Don't reward it, at least in her insignificant position.
I could not agree more. I would go far to say of First Ladies past and present, she is by far the most lack luster. She deserves the longer glance any attractive model gains and nothing more.
Who’s a felon? Trump is the felon melon, the canteloupe criminal! I would have liked to see him walk out the door of the fancy prison without his spray tan, lol
Thanks to SCOTUS, we are about to enter the reign of the Felon King. History will remember even if the MAGA scum chooses to look away.
Dump scowling and sleeping at the funeral of a great American President when not glaring at Harris. Obama tried his best to divert his attention so as not to witness a dumpster fire tirade. Mel, wearing the pilgrim collar, had unwashed, stringy hair. She might be trying out for the new docu-series as "First Woman" or acting as the film's supervisory position keeps her up at night.
Amazing that "Mother," Pence's wife, kept her nerve and, like W, ignored the Orange Stain as he, his fumes, and the puritanical porn wife wafted by.
Lucinda, I didn't watch. W & Karen Pence, did they refuse to shake Turd's hand? Had turd extended his hand to both? Or did they just ignore him? Yes, I'm trolling for schenfreude. I saw spineless worm Mike Pence shake Turd's hand. WTF Mikey? He said "so what?" when the J6 magas were hunting you down! #CowardPence
Teri-W and Mother ignored turd..he didn’t even have the option of extending his hand to them. Loved it…expect Pence should have ignored him also (or whacked him a good one….lol)
You might enjoy Jack Ohman's play-by-play of the interactions (and lack thereof) between current, former and once-and-future presidents and First Ladies.
Teri: When Pence stood up to shake the hand of the man who wanted him murdered, "Mother" stared straight ahead, not acknowledging either 45/47 or Pilgrim Porn, and for the first time, I liked her (weird times, eh?)
I read that both W and Laura avoided Dump completely. It makes sense for her, as she was a librarian. And W was quoted at the beginning saying, "Well, that was some weird shit."
Love Jasmine Crockett!!! I hope she'll stay in politics. We really need more smart black women, like her, in government. We need more smart women, of any color, in government. White men are not the answer to anyone's prayers.
I will never not be pissed that this fucking criminal sack of shit won't spend a single second in jail.
Yet. He just has to survive the next 4 years. That unto itself is a long shot.
I'm really hoping he doesn't make it to January 20th. Even Couchfuck would not be as bad.
Juvenile Delinquent Vance is gonna be a scary MFer if he gets the prez post - which I expect he will, one way or another, within a year.
He's a Heritage Project (aka Project 2025) toadie and he makes Pence look normal.
With The Tangerine Terrorist, we've got a rambling nutbag with his buddies on his cabinet to stroke his ego. With JD Christofacist, we'll be in a world of hell.
I want a world without Musk calling the shots. I don't think Vance would tolerate Musk around for too long. Could be wrong. Trump is very easily manipulated because he's a narcissist and he's STUPID.
No no no…Musk is as much his boss as Thiel is! These two white guys from other countries have no business futzing around in OUR government!
Or any other governments!
You are so right, and this is what pisses me off...two nazis from elsewhere forging the policies of OUR country.
I agree with that!!
Worse than Musk, Vance is beholden to Peter Thiel, who is a real Nazi and more mentally organized than Musk is. I believe that Vance wouldn't hesitate to kick Musk to the curb in a heartbeat.
“Tangerine Terrorist” is going on my list. Thanks for your contribution!
Mine too!
I hate that smug bastard!
And Melanoma. Look at that pinch faced Slovak bitch with her squint eyes and thin lips. It embarrasses the living sh!t out of me that she will represent this Country to the World alongside Dipshit Donnie. As if he weren’t bad enough by his lonesome.
Dude, my good lady wife is a Slovak. Melancholia is a SLOVENIAN. Know your Slavs!
You described that mean whore perfectly!
and what the fuck is up with her hair?
oh how I wish Pence was running the country, now....never thought I would ever see it get this bad.
I wish Kamala was
well yeah, of course
And that's really saying something!
I'm not close to that yet. But I don't think Pence would sell us out to our enemies.
Please, not pence the spineless pos that helped that orange fucker get away with a ton of crap!!
agreed ! but if I had to pick the lesser of two evils....
Where is Vance? Is the Felon keeping him in Mar Kardo's basement?
Anyone who believes Vance and Mush and Thiel et. al. are not going to be driving the Dumpty clown car behind the scenes from the get-go is missing the core fact.
Dumpty is a lunatic babbling fool with no plan whatsoever.
He is the distraction, the shiny metal object, an empty suit. The snake oil salesman with no product other than babble.
The billionaire Tech Bros are the power behind this facade and they have real money.
Not like Dumpty who has debt-'wealth'. They have m-o-n-e-y.
The only thing that'll be missing if Dumpty dies a week from now will be the charisma. Dumpty is a lame duck anyway. He has no future, he is no future.
Nah, sorry David, JD is Thiels protege, a tech bro venture capitalist, whose financials and influence created this Christo-fascist tossppot… no room for either Opus Dei, or old man in the sky watching over our everyday lives!
I agree he's about as bad as it gets, but he wouldn't have the cult, which would cost him at least some support in congress. I don't think he would be able to push anything through.
That's the point: he may be more wiley but everyone hates him. He radiates about as much daddy energy as a shaved hamster.
Props for the shaved hamster image, but that's a really mean thing to do to one of those cute little guys.
Who's everyone? Who really likes Trump that's in government? No one. His dipshit supporters may love him, but anyone with a brain can't stand Trump. They're afraid of him - big difference from liking him. The best thing about Vance is that he doesn't have and will never have a cult.
Everyone should realize by now that Trump is merely a useful idiot, Vance will certainly have his pals, the tech bros like Thiel, Musk, Bezos, Howery, Levchin the (PayPal mafia), coupled with a number of shaggy haired young billionaires of Silicon Valley, the Heritage and other powerful organizations behind him. That thought should bring pause Richard!!
Agreed. Vance has all the charisma of dryer lint. He's a terrible campaigner with zero personality.
At some point Vlad, Xi, or an unknown is going to tell jd and/or Thiel how things are going to be. Elump could become expendable if musk can't "behave" or CF goes further off the rails.
Brilliant!! I’ve been saying that for a while, but not nearly as well. Just Deviant Vance is MUCH scarier IMHO than tffg, because he has the same morals, more ambition, and is willing to be anyone’s tool who’ll let him have power. He won’t telegraph his punches (or not-Twitter them) nor make as much noise. He’ll just move quietly and set things up, and suddenly we’ll find ourselves cut off at the knees.
I don't think Vlad and Xi have the kind of compromat on Vance that they evidently do on King Osric.
No David, I think the only reason it appears that Couchfuck would be better is the fact that he can actually string a bunch of words together to make a coherent sentence. But Couchfuck is far more dangerous in the long run. He’s young, smarter, and has the total backing of Thiel and Project 2025. I think in the end, the wannabe-dick-tator will inevitably be replaced in the very near future with Tyrant Vance, who may actually choose idiot boy Don Jr. as his VP to appease the Magats and keep him on a short leash.
I just don't think the maggots love Drumpf Jr. that much.
Probably not, but then who actually DOES like Jr, certainly not Sr.
Wow! That's a horrible thought about DJT II, but you make perfect sense, Michelle. Ewwww!
David, I totally agree. Donald doesn’t want the job. I really wonder if he’s not going to resign and then get pardoned and all the benefits or something. It’s not quite clear to me, but he may be looking forward to pulling a Nixon. He loves the spotlight but hates to work. On the other hand, he is trying so hard to make the whole world. Hate him even more that the people who were on the fence about doing something about him just got off the fence. Plus, he looks like garbage and is old and falling apart. Something has got to give. I just don’t think he’ll make it the full four years And I would be OK with that. I hate him that much I would actually welcome the inexperienced way in over his head JD Vance.
Trump will never voluntarily quit the presidency. He didn't run this time just to stay out of jail. That's not why he ran in 2016. His narcissism and greed are the main factors that drive him.
Many of us have hoped he'd be gone by now.
Don’t any of the other countries he’s annoying have a Jackal they can sic on him?
Wish that had happened years ago!
Well, Russia could do for him but he's Putin's baby so that won't happen.
Me too but I try not to say it out loud
Let’s not put the cart before the horse, anything can happen in the next four years. There’s another old saying; “the more things change, the more things change.” Meaning that nothing is normal about this person, or how he got into power, and this creates more anomalies. We should all buckle up for a bumpy ride.
Lots of flat tires and broken suspension parts where we’re headed Laura!!
Totally agree with you. I’ve decided to pay less attention to what he says and what pundits think is going to happen, and pay more attention to what he actually does. I think that will reduce my daily adrenaline load.
I don't listen to the pundits anymore. That's why I rarely turn on MSNBC. Pretty much went cold Turkey the day after the election.
Me too. Before the election I watched MSNBC every day, even had it on in my car on Sirius radio. But no more. I can’t bring myself to listen to anything Trump/republican related. I have turned it on in the past couple days just to hear updates about the CA fires. I just have to bury my head in the sand and take a break from politics for my own sanity. Jeff is the only one I get political news from because he’s so damn entertaining, and I share his opinions.
I finally watched Lawrence last night. He lived in LA for a long time and I wanted fire news. His coverage was superb. A bit on turd's sentencing today.
Me, too. I get all my news from the Substacks I can afford to support. Oh, and Netflix for entertainment.
I'm more of the mindset to unbuckle and make his life as f****** crazy as possible.
Taking the House and Senate back in ‘26 might set the stage for impeachment.
We cannot possibly get 67 Democrats in the Senate. Impeachment is a paper tiger when conviction will never happen.
I think the old saying is " the more things change, the more things stay the same." Unfortunately.
the Cinderella band song, The more things change the more they stay the Same.
Hell is waiting for him
Yes 🔥🧨🔥☄️
Ya gotta figure that, at some point, the hamberders and Diet Coke will work their magic, right?
Surprised they haven't yet. Install a Paunchburger ac4oss from the White House so he can get all the Greasy Lardbombs he wants
🤞
Thanks
Also the Adderall and not sleeping at night as he hyperventilates while posting on x. And the extremely poor posture that is crushing all his organs.
If he tried to fuck with social security, the next guy won’t miss.
Or Medicare and Medicaid
Or veterans' benefits.
How so? His sentence today was "unconditional" -- means he can NEVER be prosecuted again in the future. And while he's prezzident, all the crimes he commits while in office can never be prosecuted b/o the horrific "presidential immunity" SCOTUS ruling in June.
Oh don't you worry. He'll find a way to push the envelope beyond what's allowed.
How?
That is the right question. He's so used to getting his way he has no guardrails so he's likely to kill someone on camera, or - heaven forbid - get caught telling the truth.
"or get caught telling the truth" -- FOTF!!!
I don’t think that's what "unconditional" means here, kd. I think it means that there are no conditions on his release. That is, no jail time, no fine, no probation requirements.
I think it means both things.
I got my info from Joyce Vance, so it's reliable. Remember that Jack Smith's cases were dismissed without prejudice, meaning that, theoretically, Smith could refile in four years. Not gonna happen, but legally, it's possible.
You are grossly mistaken. Judge Merchan has no authority over other cases than the one before him.
No no no. This does mean anything to any future prosecutions.
I cannot shake the feeling that he won't. He will either die or be removed via the 25th Amendment because he's so obviously sick in the head.
Yet, in his mind, he dies winning. THIS pisses me all the way off.
I have read a piece by Jay Kuo where he makes a not unreasonable argument that this sentence dramatically reduces the avenues of appeal tRUMP has. Which means that the appeal process should be mercifully short. The importance of that is that if he were to die BEFORE the appeals process was done, his conviction will be vacated. As is the law. While it might seem like a technicality, there is something to be gained by making sure that history CANNOT write that he died NOT a convicted felon.
Joyce Vance and Harry Litman said the same thing.
If he dies within 30 days his conviction is automatically overturned…. May God protect his reputation! 😉
Maybe we all will get lucky 🍀 after the 30 days. Maybe after 2 failed attempts you never know 🤞‼️
He also has only 30 days to appeal? I wonder how badly he wants this felony vacated? Bad enough to take too many pills on day 29? We can only hope the drama queen is loopy enough to turn on himself.
Yeah, but narcissists never do. They just make everyone around them (want to) commit suicide.
Anne, horrors!! And miss his inaugural, parade, the formal dance? I hear The Nudge will perform a special acoustic version of "Cat Scratch Fever" during the formal ball.
🤣Gotta laugh. So I don’t sob for 3 days straight!
Exactly.
Or at least wearing an orange vest and scrubbing graffiti off buildings or picking up trash by the side of the road.
It would do him good to be dropped off alone in the middle of an unraked national forest.
. . . without a phone
No, with a phone so that he can misery-tweet his experience...
Okay — with a phone but with NO signal. It’s his grotesque mouth that has caused all the chaos, division, mayhem and sorrow.
Trump could be heard from Montana, with or without a phone.
I LOVE IT!!! A phone -- but with no signal!!! Can't stop laughing! First time in two days. Thank you!
In an unraked national Forest that is on fire!
The idea is that he might finally experience a real forest, a vibrantly alive ecosystem which contains all the stages of life, decay, death, and rebirth. A living masterpiece. Give him a rake!
Susan, CONVICTED FELON better make sure he's on the 57 percent of Federal land that is DC's responsibility to take, "water" and maintain. CA firefighters must not be distracted by the CF elect's presence. He might accidentally experience a "shower" from a 5000 gallon Canadian water dropping plane. Or get sprayed with bright red fire retardant. Either could wash him into a 5,000 ft canyon.
You guys are cracking me up!!! "Accidentally experience a 'shower' from a 5000 gallon Canadian water dropping plane." FOTFLMAO!!!
**rake
Or throw him down into the nearest deep canyon ablaze with fire.
Ah, so you’d prefer a much quicker demise for f34?
A smart judge could under normal circumstances have given him a life sentence of community service — he could prevent future fires by raking the forests of Northern California.
Susan 🤯😖🥵 OMG, NIMBY!! PLS?!
Maybe too soon on this one...
😂😂😂😂. Just before he gets swept away by the rush of water coming down from that giant Canadian faucet!
MARVELOUS!!! FOTF!!!
Next to the space lasers causing all the fires.
Ah, yes! We don't want to forget those, now do we.
With a dinner fork!
I can't stop laughing!! These images!
…while it’s burning.
FOTF!
Thought the same in light of this latest conflagration in California. 😢
Oh, Susan! You just cracked me up!!! That's as good as anything the great Jeff T. has ever written!!!
Thanks, kdsherpa. And thank you for your Bandy X Lee recommendation. I just now subscribed. I’ve always enjoyed her take on ‘the situation’
Anyone else would have received, at least, a fine & community service
His cohorts each were handed 3year sentences..!!!
I want a member of Congress to take on the task of explaining the two tiered legal system that benefits one person, Donald Trump.
All other Americans are subject to a legal system that basically follows the premise of “innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.” From time to time this does happen, by accident😉.
“The Donald Trump Legal System” allows Donald, convicted of sexual assault, charged with and found guilty of 34 felonies, to suffer no meaningful consequences.
Any other person found guilty of the 34 felonies would undoubtedly face jail time, crippling fines, closely supervised parole, and loss of certain constitutional rights for a very long period of time. Any other person in the United States…except Donald Trump.
It is normal for him to walk away from serious consequences regularly.
“The Donald Trump Legal System” has placed Donald upon a pedestal of white supremacy, corruption, lies, greed, (personal and corporate), and indecency. He’s welched over and over on agreements and the “Donald Trump Legal System” has the power to cheat America out of fair taxes, catering to oligarchs and authoritarians then cheating THEM out of money. They wait with bated breath for the honor Donald bestows by selling (swindling) them with outrageous prices for souvenirs of a man’s slow slide into dementia.
I would consider it a privilege to listen to Rep. Jasmine Crockett compare/contrast the legal system available to Donald Trump only and the legal system available to every other American citizen. Her opinion of the federal judge who dropped charges against Trump for failure to return stolen property which included top secret documents. The suspicion he has sold copies of these documents to our enemies, corrupt government officials, and foreign and domestic terrorists and oligarchs.
His sexual assault conviction and the credible allegations made by 20+ women throughout Donald’s lifetime.
Election interference charges were made a mockery by Brian Kemp and the state of Georgia. Again, Trump has his own legal system that prevents and protects him from consequences of very serious crimes.
I want Rep. Crockett to be the person to break it down and explain it in a meaningful, transparent manner as she commands the facts and applies them to reality.
There are other members of Congress who could tackle this topic. Who would you like to hear explain?
GREAT comment, Karen. And about the sexual assault determination, I believe the Felon is still working the justice system and has thus far not paid one dime of the fines he owes there. Ditto the half billion in fines he owes in his NY business fraud case.
There is no way to explain why/how racism,religion, hatred, greed and wealth have corrupted our system of law and governance Karen! We do know that power and monied interests have their hands on the levers!!
Lynn, wtf about those 15 or so contempt of court, or not obeying court's order to STFU? Why not hit his wallet hard for his b.s. hijinx?
Trumps criminal history and contumacious behavior should have earned him contempt charges across the legal spectrum Teri, knowing that he was a confidential informant is likely the only reason he wasn’t in an oubliette years ago!!
Exactly, raking California forests.
California has about 33 million acres of forested land, an area nearly the size of Louisiana. They're gonna need a rather large rake 🍂
Either that -- or a LOTTA years.
Anyone else would have been sentenced to prison!!!
I'd pay a dollar to see that.
I see your dollar, and raise you 10
Please! Please! Please! (picking up trash)
I wish he’d walk in front of a big semi-truck! That would be some garbage to be picked up!!
You're baaad, Doreen!
I was thinking picking up trash on the highway.
Yes I would like that.
Your average warehouse worker making a hair above minimum wage who was convicted of a first offense would, at the very least, be ordered to pay court costs, even if he didn't get incarceration. But VSB doesn't even have to pay court costs?
No. Instead he will oppress and abuse us daily.
I feel the same way, but I also believe in karma. Sometimes, people get what's coming to them, but it's not in the way that we wish. I have set the bar so low that all I want now is to live longer than he does. I'm 3 years younger and I want at least one day on earth that I wake up and he's no longer breathing the same air that I do. So I've gone now from wanting a lifetime prison sentence to just that. Sad.
Yeah, but it's still a good wish. Let's at least make it a year, though.
I can’t imagine anyone on this site doesn’t share your sentiment Alison!!
I'm again gonna be That Jerk but I've said this since day one. He's never had any real repercussions for his BS and it's never going to change. He's always got someone smuggled up his bu-- er, sleeve holding that Get Outta Jail Free card.
MJ, it's been reported, not nearly enough, turd's a confidential informant so he can't be touched. For the US or Russia?
Ha! The ORANGE MESS is worried about his " REPUTATION". He is a piece of shit.....his entire life is a piece of shit..and he is allowed to sit in the OVAL again,schmutzing it up with his REPUTATION as A CONVICTED FELON
I totally agree with you!! Garland took his sweet time(wimp bastard) the supreme court, on & on! This ugly piece of diaper load shit 💩 will go on and be merry!! This is one fucked up journey and he could have at least gave the baby bitch a fine and probation!!! SOMETHING DAMN IT!!
Trump was sentenced to 4 years as president.
Most of the US is with you on that.
Gladly trade a jail sentence for his great flatulence to suddenly experience an extremely painful myocardial infarction that renders him unable to serve. I don't believe in wishing people to die, though I do wish for people to have life events that make them wish they were dead.
Jeff-don’t you EVER worry about being funny——the truth is all that matters and smattering the truth with your witty descriptions (“Fishin’ Trip Sammy and Blackout Brett…Pilgrim Warehouse…….) is ALL we need to get us through this awful shit show!!!!!! Love Jasmine Crockett!
Jasmine Crockett is a gem and a rising star who doesn't let any of this bullshit fall through the cracks. Once the convicted felon is unfortunately sworn in, we can only hope that Rep. Crockett and others like Rep. Raskin will keep the heat turned up on high. After all, if fuckface can't even stay awake long enough to show respect at President Carter's funeral, it's one of the gazillion reasons he's not fit for the job and belongs elsewhere.
Mellie didn't look too pleased. You'd think she could manage a normal face after getting 40 mil from Bezos.
She was holding her breath from the stank.
😂😂
Yeah, what's up with the stupid crap that Amazon is going to put on TV next year? I'd cut my fingers off at the knuckle before I'd ever watch it. It will just be propaganda and lies just like her husband. And what could be so interesting about it? She hasn't had an interesting life. Her looks were OK when she arrived in the US but she's no world renown beauty (a.k.a Elizabeth Taylor), had lots of plastic surgery to look as good as she does now. Gets to wear designer clothes because he has money. She has accomplished nothing on her own. No college degree. No business. No noticeable charity work. I don't see that she is talented in art or music. Dad was a communist in Yugoslavia growing up so are we interested in hearing about that? I think that Barron has a cognitive disorder that they'd tried unsuccessfully to hide so am not interested in listening to her try and bend herself into a pretzel to act like he's just a normal kid.
Yes, there is something very off about Barren, he probably tortures baby animals. The whole family is a fucking freak show.
Well, maybe they will focus on her time as a paid escort? That might yield some interesting story lines.
I could not have said it better 👏
She looks like Natasha Fatale on the Rocky and Bullwinkle show. Striking resemblance. Melania was famous before she was born!
I kept seeing the Wicked Witch. She's looking RRR-RUFF!
🤣😂 she does
I'm glad Jeff mentioned her attire. Jeezus who dresses her? That Handmaids collar was just hideous.
Mellie is exactly like him! I heard in an interview with her she said Barron is exactly like Donny fuck face!! How pathetic and sad and she was very pleased and proud of this 🤣 she’s just a whore, who found an ugly old bastard with money and free ticket to usa!!
Picture yourself sitting next to a hideously filthy, made up clown, wearing a girdle and heavily soiled diaper, what expression would you be wearing on your face Arne?
🤢😷🥴
The best part is that Bezos only gave Donnie $1 million; I’ll bet that will piss him off for months!
Can’t believe they’re paying $40 million to make a soft porn film!
What? I didn’t hear about this because I still refuse to watch news!! They’re unscrupulous 🤬
Like
Maybe Bezo’s is angling for a little thruple action with Mellie when his new marriage inevitably hits the rocks?
Bezos seems to like sleazy women now, his current wife looks like a hooker too.
His first wife was so lovely. She is also a decent person.
Yes, she is a nice person and has given away billions of dollars to charities.
He didn't marry her yet. She's just dreadful. Her and Kim G. Why you want to look like a hooker with all that money is beyond me. But Bezos likes it because if he didn't, she'd not look like that. Says much about him. Trailer trash under all those dollars.
Did you see that black lace bodysuit she wears with nothing underneath? Total trash.
They aren’t married
Why on earth did you have to put that picture in our minds?!
Arne, mel got $40 mil from Bezos?? Do tell.
Yes, for the rights to make a documentary about her life. It will probably leave out the most interesting parts. The time when she was a paid "escort".
Mel is "executive producer" so you know nothing of her....ummm, how shall I put this........previous "career" will come up.
I wonder if they'll mention her "genius grant"?
My Fantasy- 2 or 3 solid blue district Dem House reps going on air EVERY DAY and announcing like crazy people, I mean really crazy like MTG, screaming and yelling about the bullshit bills and bullshit hearings that are happening or about to happen. Surely FOX (not so much) News would HAVE to cover it. Right?
FAUXSNOOZE doesn’t cover news, they create absurd stories of fustian and fantasy Jayme, but it would be nice if MSM would remove their heads from their sphincters!
Not so sure it would get a Fox News mention. But it would receive coverage...
Anywhere else - like weighted down at the bottom of a very deep cess pool.
Indeed! "Cess" being the operative word here...😂
God, I love her
Fuck it, Tiedrich! I hate it when you doubt yourself. You're a fucking natch!!! You shit snark!!! Is Jeff funny? Is the Pope Catholic?
Jeff, don't break up your sleep with doubts. As you say in TWIS, someone's bound to do something stupid soon.
It's a shame that Jeff has so much material to work with. How to choose? How to choose?
😂😂😂
Jeff, we are all laughing with you!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
And the Maga cinematic universe!! Lol!!😂
"If you try to enter Canada with a felony conviction on your criminal record, you could be deemed “criminally inadmissible to Canada,” and denied entry at the Canadian border." Well, well. Criminally inadmissible Trump.
I've been HOPING that would be the case!!! The same will go for other countries, as well. Guess it's time for a little research. (Hilarious that he will not be able to vote in Florida! although apparently desatan is gonna fix that for the Big Felon.)
Hey team, is it true Panama passed a law prohibiting the Trump family from entering Panama for 100 years?
I think you're joking -- but if only!!!
I heard that is what set him off
Someone on here did the list of countries that won't let felons in. Guess there will be of foreign visits to the Florida crack house.
You said FL crack house. I think you meant the FL crap house.
He can vote in FL. He was given no fine or jail time
Seriously? Being a convicted felon isn't enough??
I was actually traveling with a friend who was denied entry to Canada for that reason. He would not have made a good president of the United States either.
I'll be standing at the border or on the tarmac myself saying "TAKE OFF, HOSER FELON!" 🖕😁🤚
I hope that our Canadian friends will follow the law and not admit the guy who wants to annex them to our shitty country.
I'm old, and I get jokes. SCTV for the win.
yup - but will be waived should he ever want to come to Canada. Such is life today
I found myself thinking about what a difference 24 hours can make. Exactly 24 hours earlier, on January 9th at 10:00 AM, the National Cathedral was filled with hundreds of people paying homage to a truly great man who was our President. Today, January 10th at 10:00 AM, another president was being sentenced with 34 separate felonies. That's definitely one for the history books!!!
It is a telling juxtaposition of the times. Some still denigrate a truly worthy man while celebrating a truly vile man.
That is so true. Almost inconceivable.
What a gloriously joyful moment. The steaming pantload has finally been held accountable for a crime. Even if he avoided any punishment, he’s officially a crook, unlike any president before him and hopefully unlike any after him, but he’s broken the mold and I fear we’ll get more scumbags as a result.
Sorry, but he has not been "held accountable" AT ALL. Holding someone accountable means inflicting actual tangible consequences or punishment. He's about to be sworn in as the most powerful person in the damn world again. How on Earth is he being held accountable just by being told "hey you did something wrong, now go think about it IN THE OVAL FUCKING OFFICE"?
Yes to all of that BUT don't forget at this point just fucking with donald's head is pretty glorious. And this does fuck with his head. It may be all we have but I derive a little weak enjoyment from it.
Oh, I enjoyed it all right! Love how Todd Blanche how to shut off the microphone immediately so the orange sadist couldn't argue his sentence with Judge Merchan -- an absolute no-no following sentencing! FOTF!
Celebrating a felonious rap sheet is all we really have, not nearly enough to satisfy my needs Linda!! Traitors should be placed against a wall, allowing a bullet from a firing squad find justice!!
He is now a CONVICTED FELON and that's the best we could have hoped for when the law sat on its hands for years before finally indicting him. UGH
I'll take the crumbs that we are thrown right now. I'm so looking forward to Jack Smith's report that he can make public. Trump is all about image and how he looks to the public. Being a convicted felon is not something that you put on your annual Xmas letter. If it bothers him and gets under his skin (like calling Musk, President Musk), then that gives me a sliver of joy.
I agree, Alison Parker, but the wins are thin on the ground and the troops are getting discouraged. I'll celebrate any shenanigans that messes with his calm.
Agreed! Shameful unconditional release. Justice system is totally corrupt and out of date. Time to rethink it seriously. But as long as this orange conman, liar and convict corrupt pos is in the WH, nothing will change. Amen
If we had a system where all people are treated equally under the law (Democracy), we could have a justice system that reflected that. As it is now our justice system is a perfect reflection of our not-a-democracy.
If we had a functional justice system that actually DID treat people equally under the law and not let rich fucks play keep-away with court filings, the fat pig would already be banged up in jail.
Bien sur. Exactement. They go together and define each other.
The small moment of schadenfreude provides some relief. Sort of like taking an Aleve to reduce the fever. The fever still remains; an odious man returns to high office, but the small relief is welcome. The greater sin is our national stupidity. The sufficient majority voted for the Orange Jesus despite a plethora of ready evidence will fully ignored.
He got the EC votes. He did NOT make it to getting the votes of 51% of the voters who showed up, let alone the 6-9 million voters who did not vote for President in 2024. There is no mandate. There is no clear majority. There is that fart of a win.
Yet he is bragging like it was the greatest landslide in American election history. Naturally
Truth
There you go again Alison, the voice of integrity and reason!!
I think this conviction is going to make it impossible for him to get liquor licenses for his clubs in several states, like NJ & NY. Maybe FL.
Ooh, that would set him off! Possibly stroke-inducing rage.
Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please.
"Unconditional discharge" sounds so much like nocturnal emission.
LOL
Demon seed in this case
Melanoma looks like an old Russian grandma now (not that there's anything wrong with that, but its a far cry from them always touting her as stunningly beautiful)
Apparently she is back on the payroll to play the part of respectful spouse.
She prob high tailed it back to Manhattan where she can hide until he needs her for the Jan.20 hoe-down
1.0 Mel & Barron stayed in NYC so he could stay at his school. BUT, we learned later, at the same time, she was renegotiating her pre-nup. She's inNYC again as Barron began college in 2024. Another tighter pre-nup? Barr on is 18+, so no minor child $$.
How long is she going to use Barron as an excuse for everything? Come on. Other presidents' kids went to college without mommy and daddy nearby. I think Barron has a cognitive disorder that they have been trying to hide and that's why she is so protective of him and hangs around him all the time. Because that entire family is nothing but a bunch of liars, we will never know if that's true. My feeling is that some things are none of our business, but then don't lie about those things though.
Deborah, I've heard that too. I agree, even POTUS adult children are off limits, unless they step into the political arena.
She looked so sour. Not that I blame her but after all this time, I’m sure she wishes she could just bail, NDA or not. She looks awful in that photo.
She and the world know her for a willing dupe of a compliant tool. No one respects her. Or him, for that matter.
The term useful idiot seems to fit Sharon!!
I think she bailed a long time ago. She shows up when she absolutely has to.
She has a terrible resting bitch face in that picture. The Pilgrim collar, the lines in her face, her mouth in a straight line, the strands of hair sticking out all over..... She looks awful. But she's also 64 years old, I think - isn't she 24 years younger than Dumpy?
She's 54. He's 78 (born in 1946).
I’ll leave that up to those in the know Betsy!!
If she had REAL class (which she doesn't), she would have not looked so miserable for the world to see.
The discontented expression is not attractive, I grant you. However, that was an excruciatingly long time to be confined within the stench radius of the Orange Excrescence. A gas-mask might have helped…
Poor Obama had to sit on the other side of tRump
Bad Daddy doesn’t do old when it comes to women.
I thought the same thing, but mostly my thoughts were "what the hell is she wearing???" Then Jeff's 'pilgrim warehouse' made me laugh and brightened my day immensely.
Inner beauty is a real thing. If you don’t have it, everyone will see eventually.
She looked "rode hard and put away wet". Showing her age and she looks miserable with stringy hair. Loved it.
A new word! I will use uhtcearu in a sentence today! I wish the idiot MAGA people would REEEALLY listen to what he says...because it's all nothing...nothing makes sense. Unless this is all a distraction for the hearings on his suggestions for cabinet posts coming upon next week. At least he will always be a felon. We all had wished for more.
But seriously, that pic of dotard and melanoma really sums it all up. "Pilgrim Warehouse" 😂😂
Love that turd and Mel were seated behind large column, obstructing our view of them, and closing off their view.
Oh, that was perfect. And the Carter family chose a photo where you cant see Dump and Melly at all. HA!
It must’ve been planned that way.
I'd bet money on it, Susan!!
Ok who planned it? Us or them?
Bad Daddy and his consort looked like they wanted to disappear.
The photographer?
:D
Absolutely.
Apparently image on Melania's Pilgrim Warehouse collar portrays a couple in a passionate embrace, surrounded by roses and butterflies, Women's Wear Daily revealed (https://wwd.com/pop-culture/celebrity-news/melania-trump-dress-jimmy-carter-funeral-1236797951/) So Melania was simultaneously wearing something odd and dramatic again, to turn the attention to herself *again*, and those who inspected closely would discover that the implied comment was, "Boo hoo, I could have had romance and passionate bliss, but now I'm stuck with this dotard."
JFC! She’s as hideous as he is. 🙄
Together they look like fat old Oliver Cromwell seated next to his Puritan wife.
HA! They do. 😂😂😂
He’s in an unworldly league of his own Susan…an evil incubus!!
I was thinking along the lines of project 25 dresswear.
Yikes! I never noticed the image on the huge ass collar! So inappropriate to wear to a funeral…in my opinion!
Remembering the message on her coat, it’s likely she’s just as much of a connard as he is Tess!!
Same. Ugh.
Melania is just another person. Wholly irrelevant in the greater scheme. And, just another Trump income stream with the recent $40M from Bezos to film and publish a bio movie on Amazon Prime. Not on my watch list.
Yes. God, she's getting all this unwarranted attention from the commenters here, It sort of sounds like a form of celebrity obsession. Seriously, people, she doesn't matter whatsoever. Shiny objects, people? Let Jeff make fun of it, it deserves it, but don't glorify it with excessive attention, that's all these people are after. Fame seeking narcissists is all those two are, in the final analysis. Don't reward it, at least in her insignificant position.
I could not agree more. I would go far to say of First Ladies past and present, she is by far the most lack luster. She deserves the longer glance any attractive model gains and nothing more.
WTH, that's inappropriate. Super, super passive aggressive. Just like that jacket she wore to Texas about not caring.
Probably thinking that Justin is available
Huzzah, Lisa59!
M is his Russian 'handler'
OMG! "A glass eye in a duck's ass can see what's coming."
I'm writing that down for future use. 😂😂😂😂
Me too ! hahaha never heard that one before! Thanks Lisa!
New to me Lisa, well dug!!
They are such a happy couple!😞😞Lol!
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Who’s a felon? Trump is the felon melon, the canteloupe criminal! I would have liked to see him walk out the door of the fancy prison without his spray tan, lol
And whatever the fuck he's got on his head...
That is hilarious! 😂😂😂👏👏👏
FOTF!!! Magnificent!!
He's not orange anymore, now his skin is the color of diarrhea water.
1. That how about never cartoon never gets old.
2. No thanks to Coke Can, Sam the Sham, Kegs and Gorsucks, the Very Special Boy almost got his wish.
3. The photographer should get a Presidential Medal for that photo
4. Water water everywhere except in Orange Fuckwit’s bathroom. Someone call Joe the Plumber.
5. Convicted felon Trump has a nice ring to it. I’ll never call him president.
one day I will tell the story of how that cartoonist's daughter dissed my kitchen trash can
Can't wait!
There should be billboards across the country announcing President Felon Diaper Load. The LED bill boards could really pop!
CF45 FOREVER.
Melanoma looks a lot like the Ukrainian concentration camp guard who killed my family. Just saying.
OMG #BlackoutBrett - let's save that and make it trend when the time comes!
oh, I made that nickname up during his confirmation hearings
Brilliant
Thanks to SCOTUS, we are about to enter the reign of the Felon King. History will remember even if the MAGA scum chooses to look away.
Dump scowling and sleeping at the funeral of a great American President when not glaring at Harris. Obama tried his best to divert his attention so as not to witness a dumpster fire tirade. Mel, wearing the pilgrim collar, had unwashed, stringy hair. She might be trying out for the new docu-series as "First Woman" or acting as the film's supervisory position keeps her up at night.
Amazing that "Mother," Pence's wife, kept her nerve and, like W, ignored the Orange Stain as he, his fumes, and the puritanical porn wife wafted by.
Lucinda, I didn't watch. W & Karen Pence, did they refuse to shake Turd's hand? Had turd extended his hand to both? Or did they just ignore him? Yes, I'm trolling for schenfreude. I saw spineless worm Mike Pence shake Turd's hand. WTF Mikey? He said "so what?" when the J6 magas were hunting you down! #CowardPence
Teri-W and Mother ignored turd..he didn’t even have the option of extending his hand to them. Loved it…expect Pence should have ignored him also (or whacked him a good one….lol)
A right hook to the kisser, would have made Pence a national HERO!
Tess, thx 😊. Love this disrespect. He deserves the worst.
Didn’t see any of it Tess, thanks for providing the blow by blow!!
You might enjoy Jack Ohman's play-by-play of the interactions (and lack thereof) between current, former and once-and-future presidents and First Ladies.
https://substack.com/home/post/p-154514470
Teri: When Pence stood up to shake the hand of the man who wanted him murdered, "Mother" stared straight ahead, not acknowledging either 45/47 or Pilgrim Porn, and for the first time, I liked her (weird times, eh?)
I read that both W and Laura avoided Dump completely. It makes sense for her, as she was a librarian. And W was quoted at the beginning saying, "Well, that was some weird shit."
Susan Collins: “I believe he’s finally learned his lesson now.”
Was she laughing when she said it?
Fingers crossed behind her back 🤞
No, she's as insincere as the felon.
Collins laughing, while regurgitating such nonsense presents pause Paula
So she is no longer concerned ?
😂
Love Jasmine Crockett!!! I hope she'll stay in politics. We really need more smart black women, like her, in government. We need more smart women, of any color, in government. White men are not the answer to anyone's prayers.
Men had their chance and they blew it....time for women to jump in & fix things!! 👏👏👏
Long past time
As always.
As a white man, I approve this message.
👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
We need change, not a bunch of old white men, feeling snug in their position of power, telling the rest of the country what should be done.
Crockett will be a target that they will focus on. The other dumbocrats have been cowed.
Jasmine! She never disappoints!