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drosophilist's avatar

Or at least wearing an orange vest and scrubbing graffiti off buildings or picking up trash by the side of the road.

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Susan Burgess's avatar

It would do him good to be dropped off alone in the middle of an unraked national forest.

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Susan Burgess's avatar

. . . without a phone

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NEAL O'CONNOR's avatar

No, with a phone so that he can misery-tweet his experience...

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Susan Burgess's avatar

Okay — with a phone but with NO signal. It’s his grotesque mouth that has caused all the chaos, division, mayhem and sorrow.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Trump could be heard from Montana, with or without a phone.

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Susan Burgess's avatar

How could the people who live in the most exquisite nature in our country deduce that f34, a guy who has never seen a forest or a wild animal up close, is their guy? I betcha he has never even taken a hike on a trail. Are they all oil barons up there?

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Robert Eckert's avatar

To paraphrase Steinbeck, they are all temporarily embarrassed oil barons.

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kdsherpa's avatar

I LOVE IT!!! A phone -- but with no signal!!! Can't stop laughing! First time in two days. Thank you!

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D Kitterman's avatar

In an unraked national Forest that is on fire!

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Susan Burgess's avatar

The idea is that he might finally experience a real forest, a vibrantly alive ecosystem which contains all the stages of life, decay, death, and rebirth. A living masterpiece. Give him a rake!

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Teri's avatar

Susan, CONVICTED FELON better make sure he's on the 57 percent of Federal land that is DC's responsibility to take, "water" and maintain. CA firefighters must not be distracted by the CF elect's presence. He might accidentally experience a "shower" from a 5000 gallon Canadian water dropping plane. Or get sprayed with bright red fire retardant. Either could wash him into a 5,000 ft canyon.

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kdsherpa's avatar

You guys are cracking me up!!! "Accidentally experience a 'shower' from a 5000 gallon Canadian water dropping plane." FOTFLMAO!!!

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Teri's avatar

**rake

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Teri's avatar

Or throw him down into the nearest deep canyon ablaze with fire.

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Susan Burgess's avatar

Ah, so you’d prefer a much quicker demise for f34?

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Teri's avatar

No. I obviously didn't think that out. He gets rescued from the fire canyon floor, burned, traumatized but lives. No easy outs for him! Maybe as a welcome back, someone on AF1 will think "snakes in a mother****** plane!!!" would be a fun joke. All Uber 🪱🪱 poisonous and long acting 🪱 poison too. No antidotes, but some swear by Ivermectin. 🪱

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Susan Burgess's avatar

Teri the dominatrix executioner in charge of the think tank for exotic ways to kill insects and other vermin.

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Teri's avatar

Susan & all, I 💖 this tribe! 😂

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kdsherpa's avatar

This is as good as the BEST "Xeets and Giggles" ever!!!

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Susan Burgess's avatar

A smart judge could under normal circumstances have given him a life sentence of community service — he could prevent future fires by raking the forests of Northern California.

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Teri's avatar

Susan 🤯😖🥵 OMG, NIMBY!! PLS?!

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NEAL O'CONNOR's avatar

Maybe too soon on this one...

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Jennifer Dyke's avatar

😂😂😂😂. Just before he gets swept away by the rush of water coming down from that giant Canadian faucet!

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kdsherpa's avatar

MARVELOUS!!! FOTF!!!

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Betsy L's avatar

Next to the space lasers causing all the fires.

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kdsherpa's avatar

Ah, yes! We don't want to forget those, now do we.

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Joan Diehl's avatar

With a dinner fork!

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kdsherpa's avatar

I can't stop laughing!! These images!

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Alice B Toklas's avatar

…while it’s burning.

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kdsherpa's avatar

FOTF!

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SPW's avatar

Thought the same in light of this latest conflagration in California. 😢

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kdsherpa's avatar

Oh, Susan! You just cracked me up!!! That's as good as anything the great Jeff T. has ever written!!!

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Susan Burgess's avatar

Thanks, kdsherpa. And thank you for your Bandy X Lee recommendation. I just now subscribed. I’ve always enjoyed her take on ‘the situation’

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

Anyone else would have received, at least, a fine & community service

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

His cohorts each were handed 3year sentences..!!!

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Karen Livolsi's avatar

I want a member of Congress to take on the task of explaining the two tiered legal system that benefits one person, Donald Trump.

All other Americans are subject to a legal system that basically follows the premise of “innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.” From time to time this does happen, by accident😉.

“The Donald Trump Legal System” allows Donald, convicted of sexual assault, charged with and found guilty of 34 felonies, to suffer no meaningful consequences.

Any other person found guilty of the 34 felonies would undoubtedly face jail time, crippling fines, closely supervised parole, and loss of certain constitutional rights for a very long period of time. Any other person in the United States…except Donald Trump.

It is normal for him to walk away from serious consequences regularly.

“The Donald Trump Legal System” has placed Donald upon a pedestal of white supremacy, corruption, lies, greed, (personal and corporate), and indecency. He’s welched over and over on agreements and the “Donald Trump Legal System” has the power to cheat America out of fair taxes, catering to oligarchs and authoritarians then cheating THEM out of money. They wait with bated breath for the honor Donald bestows by selling (swindling) them with outrageous prices for souvenirs of a man’s slow slide into dementia.

I would consider it a privilege to listen to Rep. Jasmine Crockett compare/contrast the legal system available to Donald Trump only and the legal system available to every other American citizen. Her opinion of the federal judge who dropped charges against Trump for failure to return stolen property which included top secret documents. The suspicion he has sold copies of these documents to our enemies, corrupt government officials, and foreign and domestic terrorists and oligarchs.

His sexual assault conviction and the credible allegations made by 20+ women throughout Donald’s lifetime.

Election interference charges were made a mockery by Brian Kemp and the state of Georgia. Again, Trump has his own legal system that prevents and protects him from consequences of very serious crimes.

I want Rep. Crockett to be the person to break it down and explain it in a meaningful, transparent manner as she commands the facts and applies them to reality.

There are other members of Congress who could tackle this topic. Who would you like to hear explain?

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

GREAT comment, Karen. And about the sexual assault determination, I believe the Felon is still working the justice system and has thus far not paid one dime of the fines he owes there. Ditto the half billion in fines he owes in his NY business fraud case.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

There is no way to explain why/how racism,religion, hatred, greed and wealth have corrupted our system of law and governance Karen! We do know that power and monied interests have their hands on the levers!!

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Teri's avatar

Lynn, wtf about those 15 or so contempt of court, or not obeying court's order to STFU? Why not hit his wallet hard for his b.s. hijinx?

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Trumps criminal history and contumacious behavior should have earned him contempt charges across the legal spectrum Teri, knowing that he was a confidential informant is likely the only reason he wasn’t in an oubliette years ago!!

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Susan Burgess's avatar

Exactly, raking California forests.

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Steve in SoCal's avatar

California has about 33 million acres of forested land, an area nearly the size of Louisiana. They're gonna need a rather large rake 🍂

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kdsherpa's avatar

Either that -- or a LOTTA years.

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Doreen Garza's avatar

Anyone else would have been sentenced to prison!!!

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Irascible Ink's avatar

I'd pay a dollar to see that.

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Steve in SoCal's avatar

I see your dollar, and raise you 10

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Please! Please! Please! (picking up trash)

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Doreen Garza's avatar

I wish he’d walk in front of a big semi-truck! That would be some garbage to be picked up!!

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kdsherpa's avatar

You're baaad, Doreen!

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Daniel Bazan's avatar

I was thinking picking up trash on the highway.

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

Yes I would like that.

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