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All kinds of stuff about how the riots "will make J6 look like a children's birthday party", how "Kamala" is trying "to protect Obama" -- also how "Obiden" is trying to create a police state, how the orange baboon would never find her attractive unless he was drunk and he doesn't drink [ergo QED]... works in stuff in the shaman's innocence, too, and calls for Gaetz and Jordan to ride to the rescue. It's cartoonish.

Mental illness is depressing but also emblematic of the core constituency the House leadership is climbing over themselves to please.

It's a rat king.

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classic. I have no idea how I didn't see that

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Yeah. I've no idea how it crossed my field of vision. His beard is coming in nicely, though.

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Ugh

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The Hormel plant won't give them a day off to go take their country back. They'll have to rant in the break room.

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I caught Randy on Twitter I think. Bats now use Quaid-shit crazy.

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I thought Randy Quaid deserved mention. That dude is waaaaay crazy.

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I somehow missed his contribution to the hysteria. what did he say?

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Randy Quaid? Listen Randy and listen real good.. crack is wack, you are a prime example, so go back to your cave, curl up in a ball and hit that pipe one more time.

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Full speed ahead and don't spare the handcuffs

Mug shots without the toupee

Which will be louder; the gunfire or the champagne corks?

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I have a contrarian take on this. I don't think they should put cuffs on Trump. it's what he wants — he wants a big scene so he can play martyr and fundraise off it. if I were in charge I'd take Trump in as quietly as possible and release a mug shot later.

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With or without the cuffs he'll make a big scene and play martyr.

The opportunity to get him on video completely losing his shit and maybe even crying or speaking in tongues is too rich to pass up.

Here's your hero being led away like a purse snatcher.

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I like the zip ties myself. No shiny, glitzy steel cuffs for the cameras.

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Yes to this, blacked-out vans and out of there with no parade.

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First of all, happy <belated> birthday fellow fishie! I'm a NYer & am pretty sure there will be no Tues arrest because look who said it. I do think the dead of night would be just fine as the mongrel never sleeps. And the way onto the island of Manhattan will be very difficult to get in with all the surveillance at the toll booths for bridges & tunnels. The train stations & subways are packed with cops, Natl Guard & sniffing dogs. We have very strict gun laws. After J6 they may feel encouraged but the demographics in NYC are not the same as DC. Ever try to find a parking spot? At some point, after all the news about Fox & nothing but lip service to the J6ers in jail, does anyone except the most demented even try anything for the guy who'll ditch you faster than his wives & kids? This aint Fla, Idaho or Tx where people wear more guns than clothes. So Jeff, the time to FAFO may still come but I don't think the residents, police or counterprotesters are gonna let them get away with much. We saw how they drove out the pissant proud boys yesterday. We fight back. And do we hate that orange orifice & his zombie followers.

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👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👊🏼👊🏼👊🏽👊🏾👊🏿

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George Soros really ought to start paying these guys rent. And at least Trump admits he’s the *former* president. Progress!

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You'd think that with all Soros is able to do they'd be scared shitless, no?

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Manhattan D.A. usually does indictments on Monday & Wednesday so if witnesses are testifying today it would have to be tonight or Wednesday. Which is perfect since it will make trump look ridiculous cuz he keeps saying Tuesday.

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I think Neil is recalling the Quaid twits from January 2020 that got re-twitted by the former Commander-In-Twit about the phony stolen election fantasy.

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Blended with more recent ones. You are correct and I'd hate to be anything less than forthright.

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PLEASE 100% beyond 1st rights.

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