Every time I turn on the news, I see that ugly orange face. I’m so tired of him. He looks like he’s due for a myocardial infarction or a stroke any day now.
On the other hand, Joe Biden looks calm, cool, and collected. He’s physically fit enough to ride a bike, he takes to international travel like he’s 30 years younger.
There’s no comparison in the fitness of the two of them. I’ll go with Joe every time.
“Biden is too old” is republican code for “If Biden dies, a black woman will be President.” And the media just ignores that glaring fact staring them in the face.
Why oh why is McConnell still permitted to hold office? Two TIA's right in front of all of us. Trump weighing 215 (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA). Why are the doctors lying to us? Why are they protecting sick people who need care?
I remember Reagan's age being a big issue in 1980. He turned 70, which seemed super ancient to me at 15 and to the press corps of 1980, a couple of weeks into his first term. And he really DID fuck up this country in a big way. But not because of his age. Because he was a reactionary piece of shit.
I think we’ve been saying that the orange festering zit wasn’t fit for office the minute he got on his escalator, wearing clown make-up, with his hair piece askew and his useless wife on his arm. Everyone in NY already knew what a lying POS he was, is an evermore will be. Apparently he has the health of a cockroach (I apologize to the roaches.). But his real health is that of a rotting, putrid port-a-potty at a chemical dump.
Thanks Jeff, I’d like to rename your daily morning shout out.... Breakfast of Champions... because most mornings when I read your piece I’ve got my second cup of coffee coming out of my nose, so thanks for that... BTW, concerning the incident in Denver with My Favorite Attention Getter Congresswoman BoBo, when confronted by security at the venue she shouted “don’t you know who I am?” Well, in fact, yes I do know who you are.... You work the truck stop on I85 next to the Pilot Fuel store... yes, we know you very well.... Thanks Jeff.
I've said this before, but I'd rather listen to Fran Drescher and Gilbert Gottfried having three hours of drunken hate sex than listen to Donald Dump try to stumble his way through another word salad.
Ditto, ditto , ditto. What the fuck is happening? Maybe we all need to cancel subscriptions to media that won’t stop this shit. I just canceled WAPO. Also i know we are all sick of marches and protests but maybe this is a good cause to get them up and running again. There’s a great quote by Martha Graham that I’ll post later when i get back home. Thanks Jeff for this very important newsletter today.
Mr. Borowitz at our service: Republicans Demand Biden Tell Them Why They Are Impeaching Him
In an angry letter, Kevin McCarthy and other G.O.P. House members said, “the White House has stubbornly refused to provide us with any reasons for our doing so.”
I’m so fucking tired of hearing about Joe Biden’s age
I've been saying this for months. The media needs to seriously SHUT THE FUCKING FUCK UP AND SHIT THE FUCKING FUCK DOWN ABOUT THE AGE THING.
If the Adderall snorting Diet Coke mainlining Orange Turd wins, I'm going to seriously blame mainstream media.
Every time I turn on the news, I see that ugly orange face. I’m so tired of him. He looks like he’s due for a myocardial infarction or a stroke any day now.
On the other hand, Joe Biden looks calm, cool, and collected. He’s physically fit enough to ride a bike, he takes to international travel like he’s 30 years younger.
There’s no comparison in the fitness of the two of them. I’ll go with Joe every time.
“Biden is too old” is republican code for “If Biden dies, a black woman will be President.” And the media just ignores that glaring fact staring them in the face.
Why oh why is McConnell still permitted to hold office? Two TIA's right in front of all of us. Trump weighing 215 (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA). Why are the doctors lying to us? Why are they protecting sick people who need care?
I can’t imagine any job Orange Bumblefuck is suited for but it sure as hell isn’t president. He’s already tried that and his ass was fired.
Mick Jagger just turned 80 FFS
I remember Reagan's age being a big issue in 1980. He turned 70, which seemed super ancient to me at 15 and to the press corps of 1980, a couple of weeks into his first term. And he really DID fuck up this country in a big way. But not because of his age. Because he was a reactionary piece of shit.
I always make it a point to protect my children's furniture. 🤪
I think we’ve been saying that the orange festering zit wasn’t fit for office the minute he got on his escalator, wearing clown make-up, with his hair piece askew and his useless wife on his arm. Everyone in NY already knew what a lying POS he was, is an evermore will be. Apparently he has the health of a cockroach (I apologize to the roaches.). But his real health is that of a rotting, putrid port-a-potty at a chemical dump.
Thanks Jeff, I’d like to rename your daily morning shout out.... Breakfast of Champions... because most mornings when I read your piece I’ve got my second cup of coffee coming out of my nose, so thanks for that... BTW, concerning the incident in Denver with My Favorite Attention Getter Congresswoman BoBo, when confronted by security at the venue she shouted “don’t you know who I am?” Well, in fact, yes I do know who you are.... You work the truck stop on I85 next to the Pilot Fuel store... yes, we know you very well.... Thanks Jeff.
I've said this before, but I'd rather listen to Fran Drescher and Gilbert Gottfried having three hours of drunken hate sex than listen to Donald Dump try to stumble his way through another word salad.
Can I get a fucking AMEN??? 🙏👌🙌
I don’t even know how to comment on such stupidity!!
"cheeseburger-gobbling dipshit"
this plasters a smile on my face that will last all day long
Ditto, ditto , ditto. What the fuck is happening? Maybe we all need to cancel subscriptions to media that won’t stop this shit. I just canceled WAPO. Also i know we are all sick of marches and protests but maybe this is a good cause to get them up and running again. There’s a great quote by Martha Graham that I’ll post later when i get back home. Thanks Jeff for this very important newsletter today.
Mr. Borowitz at our service: Republicans Demand Biden Tell Them Why They Are Impeaching Him
In an angry letter, Kevin McCarthy and other G.O.P. House members said, “the White House has stubbornly refused to provide us with any reasons for our doing so.”