I’m so fucking tired of hearing about Joe Biden’s age

the guy just breezed through a five-day international trip without breaking a sweat.

BREAKING NEWS: Joe Biden is old. holy shit, he’s old. oh my god, he’s so fucking oooooold.

you may have noticed that lately our corporate-controlled media is a tad bit obsessed with Joe Biden’s age.

to hear them talk about it, you might reasonably conclude that Biden is a doddering old dotard, lost and wandering in an ever-thickening fog of dementia, sleeping 30 hours a day, with one foot firmly planted in the grave.

give me a major fucking break.

the guy just breezed through a five-day international trip without breaking a sweat.

the reporters covering Biden’s trip — men and women 20 to 30 years younger than him — could barely keep up the pace.

but our media never stops pontificating about Biden’s “fitness for office.” they point to every minor hiccup as proof that Biden is just too darned old to be president.

Joe Biden stumbled over his words! too old!

yeah, Joe Biden does that — but Joe Biden is a stutterer. stumbles are going to happen.

Joe Biden said something weird! too old!

yes, Biden sometimes says stupid shit. this is nothing new. the guy is a legendary gaffe factory. he’s always been like that. we’re all used to it.

Joe Biden will be the oldest president ever! too old! too ooooooold!

yes, Biden will be 82 when the 2024 election takes place. so fucking what? the guy is physically fit, lucid, and has not shown any evidence of slowing down.

and Biden also gets shit done. I wrote the other day about how Biden is the most accomplished president of our lifetime.

as Brian Deese sums it up in the Washington Post,

A recent string of economic data has underscored the resilience of America’s post-pandemic economic recovery. So far this year, inflation has come down, real wages have gone up, income inequality has declined, and we have the best job market for workers in decades.

need more convincing? take another look at Upworthy’s list of 23 major Biden accomplishments.

I don’t know about you, but I’m more than ready for four more years of this.

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but with all this talk of Joe Biden’s fitness for office, there’s one glaring thing you’re not hearing our media talk about: the fitness for office of the bloated sack of shit who will most likely be Joe Biden’s opponent in the 2024 election.

and I’m not even talking about the cheeseburger-gobbling dipshit’s visibly-deteriorating appearance — though you never hear one word from the press about that.

you’re not fit for office if your first presidency was a clusterfuck of incompetence, incoherence and mass death.

you’re not fit for office if you’ve been indicted four times on 91 criminal counts.

you’re not fit for office if you’ve been found liable for sexual assault.

you’re not fit for office if you’ve been caught stealing classified war plans.

you’re not fit for office if you’ve already been impeached twice.

you’re not fit for office if you’ve tried to overthrow your own government because you’re too fucking big a baby to accept losing an election.

you’re not fit for office if you’re running for president in order to stay out of prison.

you’re not fit for office if you’re Donald Trump.

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and now, for your enjoyment, here’s a video of Trump absolutely mangling the shit out of the English language.