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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

yes, I did send this to the White House

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Tess's avatar

HALLELUJAH! LET’S HOPE HE STEALS FROM IT!!!

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TJTarheel's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

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David (Dave) Jaspers's avatar

I would fucking pay to see that shit.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Excellent.

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Rusalka's avatar

Bravo!! If only the would listen to you. Someone should be keeping order when trailer trash MTG and sex obsessed Lauren Boebert, another trailer trash member start disrespecting and disrupting as they have done in the past. In Britain, during events like this in Parliament, there’s a mediator who shouts ORDER, ORDER! and if they don’t, they’re removed.

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TJTarheel's avatar

I’d love to be in that audience and no way they’d catch me making a dash for MTG or Boebert faces to rip it off the nano second they disrespected our President Biden.

I fought boys in my day so I can surely still mess up a bitch, even at 65. I didn’t sit at a desk like they do I worked with men on heavy jobs, no I’m no a lesbian I’m a Tom boy and I can’t get this fantasy out of my head of ripping off their faces.

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un poco loco's avatar

Can I watch? I'll bring a six-pack and some brass knuckles!

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Robyn Ruder's avatar

We can hope🤞

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Ransom Rideout's avatar

The Speaker, oh, uh whisperer, has the power to enforce decorum, but M thefukinugly Greene will call for his ouster if he even looks at those two whores. Authority is useless to the spineless.

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Janine's avatar

Jeff this is GLORIOUS!!!!!!

And doubly glorious that you sent it to the white house!!!!

THANK YOU !!!!!!

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Gene Oyler's avatar

Awesome!!!😎

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Rebecca Elliott's avatar

Good. I was so hoping, while reading it, that you did.

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Chet Brandt's avatar

Thank you for your honesty and directness Mr. President …….i mean Jeff!

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Name: lenora good, Guest's avatar

Good on you!!!! I hope the right people see it!!!

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Laura Who's avatar

Nice!!!

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anne minckley early's avatar

….exactly what we needed during the CURRENT torrent of doubt/mis-giving/negative shit talkING. What a pick-me-up! Way to clean up the stink THANK YOU JEFF

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Robert R's avatar

Excellent,👍

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Joan Rose's avatar

😂❤️🤣❤️😂❤️🤣❤️😂

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Doreen Garza's avatar

Good job Jeff 👏 thank you!

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CAM from 🇨🇦's avatar

Your response on what Biden has done, covered all his high points. I just hope your text was cleaned up so that the West Wing would take it seriously, because it needs to be.

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TJTarheel's avatar

Great! What US President wouldn’t want to use this? You might be hired as Biden’s chief speech writer. Stranger things have happened, right?

No, that’s not the local park bench wino, that’s “The Jeff”. Head speech writer for President Biden.

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

btw, the bulk of the research for this post comes from Politico's "30 Things Joe Biden Did as President You Might Have Missed" — https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2024/02/02/joe-biden-30-policy-things-you-might-have-missed-00139046

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skangirl's avatar

Posting *that* link on my carpetbagger congressdouche's fb page, too! Thank you for your service!

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

🤣😂👍😘

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

30 things?— you sure did leave out a lot then.

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

well, a lot of them couldn't be boiled down to a one-sentence sound bite

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

OK. We definitely don't wanna go past the MAGA attention span.

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Diana-Sedona's avatar

I'm thinking a list longer than 2 items would make Magat eyes glaze over.

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Ben Smith's avatar

MAGA's must be so relieved that they will never die from brain damage.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

I hear it is shorter than that of a goldfish.

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Gene Oyler's avatar

👍🏻

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TJTarheel's avatar

Used to see a politico corespondent on Morning Joe every day back when I still watched TV stuff.

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George A. Polisner's avatar

Dear Jeff,

Should I ever be considered for a Nobel Prize, whether for economics, literature, or peace, please consider writing my acceptance speech. In fact, just as Saturday Night Live once had an interpreter for the hard of hearing, President Biden should really give two speeches, one dignified, the other, President Dark Brandon delivering yours.

I only wish Trump could be watching on his TV on his cellblock.

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George A. Polisner's avatar

Granted, it's pretty unlikely I'd be nominated, even accidentally. Nevertheless, if Marjorie Three Toes and Handy Oakley can be elevated to Congress, and the future Prison Apprentice be the absolute best candidate the Putin/MAGA/Q party can find to represent them, I guess anything is possible.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Hey! You never know.😄😄

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Libbey Dem's avatar

I think that you would have a better chance at winning the Nobel prize over Musk. I still can't believe he was nominated.

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George A. Polisner's avatar

If there was a Nobel for biggest narcissist, perhaps he would challenge the Prison Apprentice to a cage match. NBC, are you paying attention?

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Cassandra Here's avatar

Anyone can nominate anyone and publicize the nomination as a fact.

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Diana-Sedona's avatar

Let's nominate Jeff!

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Charlotte Thompson's avatar

All I can say Donna is that one asshole would nominate another asshole.

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TJTarheel's avatar

Me either. I guess they gave a new category for the most presumptive and backwards self imploding a-hole.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

His fanbois are rabid, and probably do it every time.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

🎯🎯🎯👍Send that to them please!

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Openly Fae's avatar

Someone at the DNC needs to hire Jeff to write their everything.

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Ema's avatar

On Deadline White House this week, Claire McCaskill was giving her thoughts about the SOTU and the campaign overall. The "fight for democracy" or "democracy vs. autocracy" is known and understood by the majority of Democrat voters. What isn't being clearly said (to affect GOP and Independents) is the kitchen table talk. How is what Joe Biden is doing has helped real world people - including those who dislike him. I sent some of those exact points you made, Jeff to President Biden's campaign at 4:00 this morning because the GOP saying we were better off 4 years ago really got to me and I couldn't sleep. I want videos of the lines of cars in line at food pantries, churches, schools, etc. to get food on the table. I want a video of the trailers used as morgues at the hospitals and families saying their last good-byes via a video call. Show the shelves empty of toilet paper, etc. They need to direct the campaign talk, ads, billboards etc. to the real world we lived in four years ago and then show examples of living now. Show toilet paper on shelves! Maybe the democracy vs. autocracy platform is too cerebral for the regular folk. I also suggested to them to check with Arnold Schwartzenegger to see if he would be willing to go on tv news and talk about living under authoritarian rule and having a father who was a Nazi soldier. He talked about disinformation going to Russian citizens which could be translated to disinformation about our country. He has spoken about it on talk shows in the past, eloquently and passionately. I don't know what if anything they'll do with my email. I just know I felt better after writing it. So yeah... right there with you. Oh and DNC? Still sucks.

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Babette's avatar

Excellent ideas here!

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RV maxima's avatar

People have no sense of history. The idea that Trump was a "good idea" that will " shake things up " was awful and THAT after having the worst recession only 7-8 years earlier. This was their choice whether they recognized he had no experience and 6 bankruptcies-which of course he bragged about. I recall what they did believe was the part he played on TV, the great "businessman ". You know the one that claimed he was a billionaire, $10B. Well that stories is unraveling. But they don't believe therefore they will be decieved.

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RV maxima's avatar

Watching HBO's Bill Maher the editor of Newsweek had all of Prez great accomplishments and why MAGA thought ( she was in agreement) that 2018 and the Trump years were "better: than our time with Biden.Talk about earth q and Earth 2!

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Ema's avatar

I believe it! Never watch Maher.

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RV maxima's avatar

I still do but he lost/ is losing his audience.

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Diana-Sedona's avatar

YES!!!!

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Carol's avatar

THIS is pretty fucking awesome, Jeff! I wish Biden would say any of this!

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Rick Calegari's avatar

It would definitely be a big boost for Biden if he does. Hopefully he knocks it out of the park tonight and without too much of a bullshit interpretation by the slanted media. This could be the most important SOTU since FDR.

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Deanna Belli's avatar

And just like that I feel better.

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Gene Oyler's avatar

“hey Comer Fudd, how’s my impeachment going? talk to any Russian spies lately?”I would absolutely love it if Joe used this gem in tonight’s speech. 😂😂😂 Oh hell yeah. 👍🏻

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DR JAGC's avatar

I don't understand why dems don't paste this on bulletin boards and force the truth down the mainstream news media.

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counterlife's avatar

The media has razor wire booby traps in place to keep out anything that might counter their lazy false equivalence both sides horse race narrative. I think the Democrats are trying to tout accomplishments and compare them to the lazy, crazy, rapist and former president. The media is behind their wall of both sides horse race and the lazy mediocrities will stay there. I do not count on them to do anything to help protect democracy. No one should.

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David Olson's avatar

The media has one objective, creating and selling news. As the old adage went “dog bites man” doesn’t sell; “man bites dog…” that works. Controversy sells.

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Jeanne Norris Neal's avatar

You'd think so. But, I know so many people, good, smart people, self included, who have cancelled subscriptions to NYT and other " not the news that's fit to print" outlets.

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DR JAGC's avatar

And they like to position themselves as the gate keeper between freedom and dictatorship

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

...As they open the gate for the barbarians.

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skangirl's avatar

I post it all the time. (Posted both Jeff's original post and the subsequently linked "30 Things..." article on the official fb wall of my carpetbagging congressdouche, Brandon Williams.) The drawback of eliminating trump supporters from my personal page is that I'm just preaching (i.e., ranting) to the choir.

Can a sister get an "AMEN!"?

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Gene Oyler's avatar

Amen.

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DR JAGC's avatar

Amen! I still have some lurking on my page so hopefully they read and think. 😂😂😂 aw, who am I kidding?!

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Laura Who's avatar

I don’t get it either.

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DR JAGC's avatar

They woke up too late last time. And then Comey happened.

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Stephanie Trimble's avatar

I hope to god not. We are done if he wins.

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DR JAGC's avatar

Agreed. How are you coping? I’m not. I’m terrified. No way I will live in this country with him in anything but a diaper and a straight jacket in a prison.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

A perfect State of the Union. Joe needs Jeff as his primary speech writer. Seriously though, the President needs to kick ass and take names tonight.

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Libbey Dem's avatar

As I said on Threads, We need a South Paw at the SOTU tonight to knock Czar Cheeto's ass all the way back down south to his vermin infested golf motel.

And referencing Rocky/Survivor, we need the eye of the tiger in that chamber tonight. And the heart of a lion.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

I expect our MVP to step up in a big way.

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Libbey Dem's avatar

This is the first SOTU I have been looking forward to since Obama was in office.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

I expect "Dark Brandon" will show up in a big way tonight.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

He will.😀

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Charlotte Thompson's avatar

Donna is fired up!

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anne minckley early's avatar

Seriously, though—-he does. Maybe 🤔?

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Kay-El's avatar

If only this was the real speech. I think it might even change a few ignorant minds. I may not even watch tonight since Jeff beat Biden to the punch. Bravo and mad props

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Suzanne  Gaudette Way's avatar

Kay- watch anyway so you can contribute knowledgeably tomorrow! I can’t wait to see Jeff’s illuminating opinion on the ‘morning after!

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Kay-El's avatar

Just found the White House website will live stream it. https://www.whitehouse.gov/state-of-the-union-2024/

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Susan Kemp's avatar

Thanks!

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Randy Woodall's avatar

Thank you. I just signed up.

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Kay-El's avatar

Unless it’s being streamed somewhere (I’ll check), I’ll have to rely on Jeff. I don’t get standard tv stations because I don’t pay for cable.

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Sandy B in NorCal's avatar

Nor do I, although I do still pay for internet access. I'm betting it will be accessible somewhere online via smartphone, or laptop.

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Kay-El's avatar

Yeah, if you missed it, I linked to the White House site that’s streaming it

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Kay-El's avatar

Same

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Cathy McCarthy's avatar

Please send your version to Joe so he can secretly laugh while he mouths polite words while the Klingon sisters shout threats at you and gnash their teeth. He needs a good laugh today.

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AudreyRose's avatar

“Klingon Sisters”--LOL!!!

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Libbey Dem's avatar

He did already but, I doubt that they would use it. I think that Joe would consider most of it though.

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TJTarheel's avatar

Nah. He’s great the way he is and he’s no push over. Anger would be a weakness

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Eva Porter's avatar

Oh, man. That would be the BEST SPEECH EVER! Truth on all levels.

I hope we get some sassy Joe.

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Nancy Darling's avatar

Standing "O", Jeff Tiedrich!!!!! I read your missives every day, but this so hit the nail on the head, that I had to subscribe just to be able to comment. And for a year. Keep up the great work. Your voice of reason and (in) sanity and expletives (I thought I was cured of cussing; but I was wrong) is sorely needed in this F**king Crazyland of Chaos and Bedlam. (semi-cured?)

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Charlie Austin's avatar

😆😆😆

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Laura Boatner's avatar

Perfect! He really DOES need to come out swinging. I personally CANNOT watch it tonight because if any Republican (ESPECIALLY the two nitwit women) heckle him, I will have to throw my remote control at my dog, keeping in mind that my dog is more precious to me than gold.

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Suzanne  Gaudette Way's avatar

LAURA, as I suggested to KAY-E, watch anyway so you can contribute knowledgeably tomorrow! I can’t wait to see Jeff’s illuminating opinion on the ‘morning after!

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steve robertshaw's avatar

Careful! One of our dogs has already shown a taste for the remote - I recommend a bag of popcorn to toss his way, let your remote live another day!

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Catherine's avatar

Lol!

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Charles P's avatar

Love, love, love your writing always.... but no mention of immigration? I could use a snarky line to rebut their number one issue.

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Marie Drozdis's avatar

I need one, too. My son, Mr. Conservative, always equates immigration with crimes of every kind.

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Koko in AZ's avatar

Good point

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Christa Slaton's avatar

OMG, Jeff! This is your best one yet. I'd pay money to hear this speech.

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