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yes, I did send this to the White House

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Maybe Taylor Swift will be there as a surprise guest. Taylor told everyone to vote this week. The republican’s heads exploded in unison prompted by Faux snotNews lighting the fuse. She didn’t tell who to vote for or what party to vote for. That just pissed them off more because she aint supporting no corrupt, ignorant, pathologically dishonest, coup-plotting, racist, rapist, misogynist traitors, that’s for sure.

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If the Republicans' heads exploded, CSI would have a hard time identifying whose heads because of a complete lack of gray matter splattered on the walls.

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Would be the highest viewed SOTU in history!

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So far she only told her Swifties to vote. I think she’s holding her fire for an outright Biden endorsement for later in the campaign. At least I hope that’s what her plan is. Her influence on the young is off the charts at the moment and that’s the best time to use influence– when you have a huge pile of it. We’re counting on you to do the right thing Taylor.

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Well she does have 282,000,000 followers (I am a swiftie too) and you better bet when Taylor speaks we all know about it.

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❤️Yes, she is an amazing young woman!

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::So far she only told her Swifties to vote.::

Which is the best part—all she said was, "I want you to go out to exercise your franchise, and vote. I won't tell you HOW, or for WHO—just vote."

THAT was enough for the entire Right Wing to utterly lose its shit—because to them, the act of voting is a threat.

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HALLELUJAH! LET’S HOPE HE STEALS FROM IT!!!

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🤣🤣🤣

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I would fucking pay to see that shit.

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Excellent.

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Bravo!! If only the would listen to you. Someone should be keeping order when trailer trash MTG and sex obsessed Lauren Boebert, another trailer trash member start disrespecting and disrupting as they have done in the past. In Britain, during events like this in Parliament, there’s a mediator who shouts ORDER, ORDER! and if they don’t, they’re removed.

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I’d love to be in that audience and no way they’d catch me making a dash for MTG or Boebert faces to rip it off the nano second they disrespected our President Biden.

I fought boys in my day so I can surely still mess up a bitch, even at 65. I didn’t sit at a desk like they do I worked with men on heavy jobs, no I’m no a lesbian I’m a Tom boy and I can’t get this fantasy out of my head of ripping off their faces.

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Can I watch? I'll bring a six-pack and some brass knuckles!

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We can hope🤞

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The Speaker, oh, uh whisperer, has the power to enforce decorum, but M thefukinugly Greene will call for his ouster if he even looks at those two whores. Authority is useless to the spineless.

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Jeff this is GLORIOUS!!!!!!

And doubly glorious that you sent it to the white house!!!!

THANK YOU !!!!!!

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Awesome!!!😎

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Good. I was so hoping, while reading it, that you did.

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Thank you for your honesty and directness Mr. President …….i mean Jeff!

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Good on you!!!! I hope the right people see it!!!

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Nice!!!

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….exactly what we needed during the CURRENT torrent of doubt/mis-giving/negative shit talkING. What a pick-me-up! Way to clean up the stink THANK YOU JEFF

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Excellent,👍

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😂❤️🤣❤️😂❤️🤣❤️😂

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Good job Jeff 👏 thank you!

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Your response on what Biden has done, covered all his high points. I just hope your text was cleaned up so that the West Wing would take it seriously, because it needs to be.

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btw, the bulk of the research for this post comes from Politico's "30 Things Joe Biden Did as President You Might Have Missed" — https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2024/02/02/joe-biden-30-policy-things-you-might-have-missed-00139046

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Posting *that* link on my carpetbagger congressdouche's fb page, too! Thank you for your service!

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30 things?— you sure did leave out a lot then.

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well, a lot of them couldn't be boiled down to a one-sentence sound bite

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OK. We definitely don't wanna go past the MAGA attention span.

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I'm thinking a list longer than 2 items would make Magat eyes glaze over.

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MAGA's must be so relieved that they will never die from brain damage.

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I hear it is shorter than that of a goldfish.

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👍🏻

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Used to see a politico corespondent on Morning Joe every day back when I still watched TV stuff.

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Dear Jeff,

Should I ever be considered for a Nobel Prize, whether for economics, literature, or peace, please consider writing my acceptance speech. In fact, just as Saturday Night Live once had an interpreter for the hard of hearing, President Biden should really give two speeches, one dignified, the other, President Dark Brandon delivering yours.

I only wish Trump could be watching on his TV on his cellblock.

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Granted, it's pretty unlikely I'd be nominated, even accidentally. Nevertheless, if Marjorie Three Toes and Handy Oakley can be elevated to Congress, and the future Prison Apprentice be the absolute best candidate the Putin/MAGA/Q party can find to represent them, I guess anything is possible.

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Hey! You never know.😄😄

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I think that you would have a better chance at winning the Nobel prize over Musk. I still can't believe he was nominated.

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If there was a Nobel for biggest narcissist, perhaps he would challenge the Prison Apprentice to a cage match. NBC, are you paying attention?

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Anyone can nominate anyone and publicize the nomination as a fact.

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Let's nominate Jeff!

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All I can say Donna is that one asshole would nominate another asshole.

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Me either. I guess they gave a new category for the most presumptive and backwards self imploding a-hole.

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His fanbois are rabid, and probably do it every time.

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🎯🎯🎯👍Send that to them please!

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Someone at the DNC needs to hire Jeff to write their everything.

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On Deadline White House this week, Claire McCaskill was giving her thoughts about the SOTU and the campaign overall. The "fight for democracy" or "democracy vs. autocracy" is known and understood by the majority of Democrat voters. What isn't being clearly said (to affect GOP and Independents) is the kitchen table talk. How is what Joe Biden is doing has helped real world people - including those who dislike him. I sent some of those exact points you made, Jeff to President Biden's campaign at 4:00 this morning because the GOP saying we were better off 4 years ago really got to me and I couldn't sleep. I want videos of the lines of cars in line at food pantries, churches, schools, etc. to get food on the table. I want a video of the trailers used as morgues at the hospitals and families saying their last good-byes via a video call. Show the shelves empty of toilet paper, etc. They need to direct the campaign talk, ads, billboards etc. to the real world we lived in four years ago and then show examples of living now. Show toilet paper on shelves! Maybe the democracy vs. autocracy platform is too cerebral for the regular folk. I also suggested to them to check with Arnold Schwartzenegger to see if he would be willing to go on tv news and talk about living under authoritarian rule and having a father who was a Nazi soldier. He talked about disinformation going to Russian citizens which could be translated to disinformation about our country. He has spoken about it on talk shows in the past, eloquently and passionately. I don't know what if anything they'll do with my email. I just know I felt better after writing it. So yeah... right there with you. Oh and DNC? Still sucks.

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Excellent ideas here!

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People have no sense of history. The idea that Trump was a "good idea" that will " shake things up " was awful and THAT after having the worst recession only 7-8 years earlier. This was their choice whether they recognized he had no experience and 6 bankruptcies-which of course he bragged about. I recall what they did believe was the part he played on TV, the great "businessman ". You know the one that claimed he was a billionaire, $10B. Well that stories is unraveling. But they don't believe therefore they will be decieved.

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Watching HBO's Bill Maher the editor of Newsweek had all of Prez great accomplishments and why MAGA thought ( she was in agreement) that 2018 and the Trump years were "better: than our time with Biden.Talk about earth q and Earth 2!

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I believe it! Never watch Maher.

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I still do but he lost/ is losing his audience.

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YES!!!!

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***An explosive Rolling Stone expose alleges that the Trump White House was rampant with the distribution of controlled substances like modafinil and Xanax, with little oversight. "The White House at that time was 'awash in speed”. A few of the quotes from people interviewed:

"The culture was toxic as fuck."

"You try working for him and not chasing pills with alcohol."

"These rules apply to everyone … except for the White House."

“Ironic' the White House was the place the war on drugs wasn't being fought.'"

Dumps go to drug is Adderall which replaced Reagans jellybeans on every desk. Snort, sniff, snort

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I just read that because of his drug peddling Dr./Rep. Ronnie "Feelgood" Jackson was busted down from a Navy Rear Admiral to Captain which reduces his retirement pay by $15K annually. He should be busted down to sailor-in-training and thrown in fking jail.

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I will go one further and state hopefully there is a special place in hell for this piece of crap.

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Atta boy Hoyt!

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I may have mentioned this, but I like the way you think. :-)

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💯💯💯

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But now he's pulling in $174K/annually as a Rep because he must live in a "stupid as shit" district.

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And he is a frigging military doctor, physician to Obama and dipshit, dude should be pulling in millions, but he is high on his own supply I guess.

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And lose his medical license.

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Cassidy Hutchinson's book ENOUGH is a good read about Donald's WH. Not really a tell-all book, more read between the lines to appreciate the daily chaos and backstabbing. The job didn't change the man. He was still the shitty, thin skinned, lying, conman, incompetent, impostor. Playing a President. Badly.

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In other words just being himself.

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Nazis and speed, go together historically. I belive certain types of amphetamines were developed under Hitler to make an army of "supermen" "Ubernazis", if you will.

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D.C. really was appropriate for Shitlers White House! Distributed by Columbia!

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I've been screaming we need to drug test these idiots. Half of them stand there trying to hide their cotton mouth and beady eyes. Just think if alcohol coke infused brains didn't run the country. This has been happening for decades. The war on drugs politicians eat to much of their own supply. They are all so full of shit. It's sex, drugs, alcohol or gambling. These people live in a fucking bubble. Now, if they just consumed weed I would feel much better.

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If ignorance is bliss, why are the republicans so damn depressed? "its drugs, man they are ALL on drugs"

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And not one of them, unlike Swalwell, Fetterman, and oh gosh - best of the best - Jared Moskowitz who translate their intelligence into humor - not one has a sense of humor. Not one.

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"Donald Trump is the closest outraged Republicans can come to humor. Trump’s surprise attacks, off-script rants, and off-color jabs all have the timing of a stand-up, audience-baiting extreme wanna-be comedian. Trump’s Twitter punch lines fall flat. His bullying blame-fests and name-calling have the panache of one-line riffs, not of a stiff, scripted politician, but an edgy off-the-rails reality star. People tune in to see how mind-bogglingly incoherent or just how low will he go. Trump is perhaps the Republican’s only lurch toward humor; and like most immature and badly crafted comedy, it just dies on stage. To be fair, Trump is not a comic headliner. He is better suited as the bouncer or like the Far Right carnival barker. He is their idea of a Big Tent."

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They are definitely an anal bunch. But then you have Hobert and let's not forget Ms Trailer Trash who told a British reporter to fuck off.

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Vickie, Watch The Hole Podcast #185 with Noel Casler who was a Celebrity Apprentice staffer for a bunch of inside dirt on Trump and family. It is hilarious!

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THIS is pretty fucking awesome, Jeff! I wish Biden would say any of this!

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It would definitely be a big boost for Biden if he does. Hopefully he knocks it out of the park tonight and without too much of a bullshit interpretation by the slanted media. This could be the most important SOTU since FDR.

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And just like that I feel better.

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Big event for President Biden tonight. This is always one of the most important speeches that a President will deliver to the nation. A favorite pastime to spice up the speech is to play the SOTU Drinking game which entails taking a drink or drinks at specific moments in the speech.

You will need a beverage to consume, whether that's water, juice, or alcohol. Create your own list of drink cues, here are a few choices:

Take one drink when Biden mentions job growth or Ukraine!

Take two drinks when Climate Change or student debt is mentioned.

Take three drinks when Biden says, “Come on man”, or “Here’s the deal”

Finish your drink if Marjorie spork foot Greene or one of her fellow Q-balls screams bloody murder., or if Biden says, "God Bless America."

Have fun and drink responsibly!

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I think that the 'come on man!' and 'here's the deal' should be at the one drink minimum. Anyone drinking alcoholic beverages would be drunk half way through. 😆

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Bahahaha!!!

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WARNING: Hoyt Bangs is a liver transplant surgeon who is trying to drum up business!

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LOL, I just wanted everyone to have fun tonight 😊as a surgeon I know better to stick to warm milk. I am sure that is what Grampa Joe would do.

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See, scangirl? We can have a wholesale SOTU drinking game with warm milk. I knew that's what he was talking about.

Unfortunately I'm fresh out of milk and will have to substitute beer.

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🤣😂🤪

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🤩 F U N!

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That's what we like to hear, a real stalwart. Eat some popcorn along with your marguerites and stay safe.

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“hey Comer Fudd, how’s my impeachment going? talk to any Russian spies lately?”I would absolutely love it if Joe used this gem in tonight’s speech. 😂😂😂 Oh hell yeah. 👍🏻

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I don't understand why dems don't paste this on bulletin boards and force the truth down the mainstream news media.

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The media has razor wire booby traps in place to keep out anything that might counter their lazy false equivalence both sides horse race narrative. I think the Democrats are trying to tout accomplishments and compare them to the lazy, crazy, rapist and former president. The media is behind their wall of both sides horse race and the lazy mediocrities will stay there. I do not count on them to do anything to help protect democracy. No one should.

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The media has one objective, creating and selling news. As the old adage went “dog bites man” doesn’t sell; “man bites dog…” that works. Controversy sells.

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You'd think so. But, I know so many people, good, smart people, self included, who have cancelled subscriptions to NYT and other " not the news that's fit to print" outlets.

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And they like to position themselves as the gate keeper between freedom and dictatorship

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...As they open the gate for the barbarians.

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Confucius say: “If trump is elected you can put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye.”

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I post it all the time. (Posted both Jeff's original post and the subsequently linked "30 Things..." article on the official fb wall of my carpetbagging congressdouche, Brandon Williams.) The drawback of eliminating trump supporters from my personal page is that I'm just preaching (i.e., ranting) to the choir.

Can a sister get an "AMEN!"?

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Amen.

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Amen! I still have some lurking on my page so hopefully they read and think. 😂😂😂 aw, who am I kidding?!

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I don’t get it either.

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They woke up too late last time. And then Comey happened.

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I hope to god not. We are done if he wins.

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Agreed. How are you coping? I’m not. I’m terrified. No way I will live in this country with him in anything but a diaper and a straight jacket in a prison.

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A perfect State of the Union. Joe needs Jeff as his primary speech writer. Seriously though, the President needs to kick ass and take names tonight.

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As I said on Threads, We need a South Paw at the SOTU tonight to knock Czar Cheeto's ass all the way back down south to his vermin infested golf motel.

And referencing Rocky/Survivor, we need the eye of the tiger in that chamber tonight. And the heart of a lion.

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I expect our MVP to step up in a big way.

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This is the first SOTU I have been looking forward to since Obama was in office.

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I expect "Dark Brandon" will show up in a big way tonight.

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He will.😀

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Donna is fired up!

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Seriously, though—-he does. Maybe 🤔?

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If only this was the real speech. I think it might even change a few ignorant minds. I may not even watch tonight since Jeff beat Biden to the punch. Bravo and mad props

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Kay- watch anyway so you can contribute knowledgeably tomorrow! I can’t wait to see Jeff’s illuminating opinion on the ‘morning after!

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Just found the White House website will live stream it. https://www.whitehouse.gov/state-of-the-union-2024/

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Thanks!

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Thank you. I just signed up.

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Unless it’s being streamed somewhere (I’ll check), I’ll have to rely on Jeff. I don’t get standard tv stations because I don’t pay for cable.

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Nor do I, although I do still pay for internet access. I'm betting it will be accessible somewhere online via smartphone, or laptop.

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Yeah, if you missed it, I linked to the White House site that’s streaming it

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Same

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Please send your version to Joe so he can secretly laugh while he mouths polite words while the Klingon sisters shout threats at you and gnash their teeth. He needs a good laugh today.

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“Klingon Sisters”--LOL!!!

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Maybe we need an “Angry Biden”!

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Nah. He’s great the way he is and he’s no push over. Anger would be a weakness

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He did already but, I doubt that they would use it. I think that Joe would consider most of it though.

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Oh, man. That would be the BEST SPEECH EVER! Truth on all levels.

I hope we get some sassy Joe.

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Standing "O", Jeff Tiedrich!!!!! I read your missives every day, but this so hit the nail on the head, that I had to subscribe just to be able to comment. And for a year. Keep up the great work. Your voice of reason and (in) sanity and expletives (I thought I was cured of cussing; but I was wrong) is sorely needed in this F**king Crazyland of Chaos and Bedlam. (semi-cured?)

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😆😆😆

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Perfect! He really DOES need to come out swinging. I personally CANNOT watch it tonight because if any Republican (ESPECIALLY the two nitwit women) heckle him, I will have to throw my remote control at my dog, keeping in mind that my dog is more precious to me than gold.

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LAURA, as I suggested to KAY-E, watch anyway so you can contribute knowledgeably tomorrow! I can’t wait to see Jeff’s illuminating opinion on the ‘morning after!

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Careful! One of our dogs has already shown a taste for the remote - I recommend a bag of popcorn to toss his way, let your remote live another day!

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Lol!

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