Bravo!! If only the would listen to you. Someone should be keeping order when trailer trash MTG and sex obsessed Lauren Boebert, another trailer trash member start disrespecting and disrupting as they have done in the past. In Britain, during events like this in Parliament, there’s a mediator who shouts ORDER, ORDER! and if they don’t, they’re removed.
I’d love to be in that audience and no way they’d catch me making a dash for MTG or Boebert faces to rip it off the nano second they disrespected our President Biden.
I fought boys in my day so I can surely still mess up a bitch, even at 65. I didn’t sit at a desk like they do I worked with men on heavy jobs, no I’m no a lesbian I’m a Tom boy and I can’t get this fantasy out of my head of ripping off their faces.
The Speaker, oh, uh whisperer, has the power to enforce decorum, but M thefukinugly Greene will call for his ouster if he even looks at those two whores. Authority is useless to the spineless.
….exactly what we needed during the CURRENT torrent of doubt/mis-giving/negative shit talkING. What a pick-me-up! Way to clean up the stink THANK YOU JEFF
Your response on what Biden has done, covered all his high points. I just hope your text was cleaned up so that the West Wing would take it seriously, because it needs to be.
Should I ever be considered for a Nobel Prize, whether for economics, literature, or peace, please consider writing my acceptance speech. In fact, just as Saturday Night Live once had an interpreter for the hard of hearing, President Biden should really give two speeches, one dignified, the other, President Dark Brandon delivering yours.
I only wish Trump could be watching on his TV on his cellblock.
Granted, it's pretty unlikely I'd be nominated, even accidentally. Nevertheless, if Marjorie Three Toes and Handy Oakley can be elevated to Congress, and the future Prison Apprentice be the absolute best candidate the Putin/MAGA/Q party can find to represent them, I guess anything is possible.
People have no sense of history. The idea that Trump was a "good idea" that will " shake things up " was awful and THAT after having the worst recession only 7-8 years earlier. This was their choice whether they recognized he had no experience and 6 bankruptcies-which of course he bragged about. I recall what they did believe was the part he played on TV, the great "businessman ". You know the one that claimed he was a billionaire, $10B. Well that stories is unraveling. But they don't believe therefore they will be decieved.
Watching HBO's Bill Maher the editor of Newsweek had all of Prez great accomplishments and why MAGA thought ( she was in agreement) that 2018 and the Trump years were "better: than our time with Biden.Talk about earth q and Earth 2!
It would definitely be a big boost for Biden if he does. Hopefully he knocks it out of the park tonight and without too much of a bullshit interpretation by the slanted media. This could be the most important SOTU since FDR.
“hey Comer Fudd, how’s my impeachment going? talk to any Russian spies lately?”I would absolutely love it if Joe used this gem in tonight’s speech. 😂😂😂 Oh hell yeah. 👍🏻
The media has razor wire booby traps in place to keep out anything that might counter their lazy false equivalence both sides horse race narrative. I think the Democrats are trying to tout accomplishments and compare them to the lazy, crazy, rapist and former president. The media is behind their wall of both sides horse race and the lazy mediocrities will stay there. I do not count on them to do anything to help protect democracy. No one should.
The media has one objective, creating and selling news. As the old adage went “dog bites man” doesn’t sell; “man bites dog…” that works. Controversy sells.
You'd think so. But, I know so many people, good, smart people, self included, who have cancelled subscriptions to NYT and other " not the news that's fit to print" outlets.
I post it all the time. (Posted both Jeff's original post and the subsequently linked "30 Things..." article on the official fb wall of my carpetbagging congressdouche, Brandon Williams.) The drawback of eliminating trump supporters from my personal page is that I'm just preaching (i.e., ranting) to the choir.
Agreed. How are you coping? I’m not. I’m terrified. No way I will live in this country with him in anything but a diaper and a straight jacket in a prison.
If only this was the real speech. I think it might even change a few ignorant minds. I may not even watch tonight since Jeff beat Biden to the punch. Bravo and mad props
Please send your version to Joe so he can secretly laugh while he mouths polite words while the Klingon sisters shout threats at you and gnash their teeth. He needs a good laugh today.
Standing "O", Jeff Tiedrich!!!!! I read your missives every day, but this so hit the nail on the head, that I had to subscribe just to be able to comment. And for a year. Keep up the great work. Your voice of reason and (in) sanity and expletives (I thought I was cured of cussing; but I was wrong) is sorely needed in this F**king Crazyland of Chaos and Bedlam. (semi-cured?)
Perfect! He really DOES need to come out swinging. I personally CANNOT watch it tonight because if any Republican (ESPECIALLY the two nitwit women) heckle him, I will have to throw my remote control at my dog, keeping in mind that my dog is more precious to me than gold.
LAURA, as I suggested to KAY-E, watch anyway so you can contribute knowledgeably tomorrow! I can’t wait to see Jeff’s illuminating opinion on the ‘morning after!
One paragraph needs additional meat. Otherwise perfect, Jeff:
“I also remember some fuckface going golfing, and telling the country to gargle horse paste and inject disinfectant. And then he turned to the MD on his task force and said maybe we should shove an ultraviolet light down people’s throats and into their lungs, and Dr. Birx looked down like she was praying Please God, open a divine hole in the floor, that she could crawl into and hide from this Fucking Moron (credit to Rex Tillerson) — and now this incompetent dipshit wants his old job back.”
While the news media worries about Joe’s Biden’s memory, let’s you and I remember more episodes they forget: The President ordering a Covid-infested cruise ship to stay out at sea so he could brag, “There are now only 15 cases in the U.S. and soon there will be zero.” After that bullshit was proven wrong and the body bags accumulated, he reassured us the pandemic would be over by Easter.
When the American people needed reliable information the most - individuals and businesses needed to know what steps to take and how to plan their future - all he could do was spout self-serving bullshit, as his focus was on the stock market and how a drop could affect his election prospects.
How’s YOUR memory now, news media? Glad I could help.
yes, I did send this to the White House
HALLELUJAH! LET’S HOPE HE STEALS FROM IT!!!
🤣🤣🤣
I would fucking pay to see that shit.
Excellent.
Bravo!! If only the would listen to you. Someone should be keeping order when trailer trash MTG and sex obsessed Lauren Boebert, another trailer trash member start disrespecting and disrupting as they have done in the past. In Britain, during events like this in Parliament, there’s a mediator who shouts ORDER, ORDER! and if they don’t, they’re removed.
I’d love to be in that audience and no way they’d catch me making a dash for MTG or Boebert faces to rip it off the nano second they disrespected our President Biden.
I fought boys in my day so I can surely still mess up a bitch, even at 65. I didn’t sit at a desk like they do I worked with men on heavy jobs, no I’m no a lesbian I’m a Tom boy and I can’t get this fantasy out of my head of ripping off their faces.
Can I watch? I'll bring a six-pack and some brass knuckles!
We can hope🤞
The Speaker, oh, uh whisperer, has the power to enforce decorum, but M thefukinugly Greene will call for his ouster if he even looks at those two whores. Authority is useless to the spineless.
Jeff this is GLORIOUS!!!!!!
And doubly glorious that you sent it to the white house!!!!
THANK YOU !!!!!!
Awesome!!!😎
Good. I was so hoping, while reading it, that you did.
Thank you for your honesty and directness Mr. President …….i mean Jeff!
Good on you!!!! I hope the right people see it!!!
Nice!!!
….exactly what we needed during the CURRENT torrent of doubt/mis-giving/negative shit talkING. What a pick-me-up! Way to clean up the stink THANK YOU JEFF
😂❤️🤣❤️😂❤️🤣❤️😂
Good job Jeff 👏 thank you!
Your response on what Biden has done, covered all his high points. I just hope your text was cleaned up so that the West Wing would take it seriously, because it needs to be.
Great! What US President wouldn’t want to use this? You might be hired as Biden’s chief speech writer. Stranger things have happened, right?
No, that’s not the local park bench wino, that’s “The Jeff”. Head speech writer for President Biden.
I love it! I don't think Biden will use it, but I love it....
btw, the bulk of the research for this post comes from Politico's "30 Things Joe Biden Did as President You Might Have Missed" — https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2024/02/02/joe-biden-30-policy-things-you-might-have-missed-00139046
Posting *that* link on my carpetbagger congressdouche's fb page, too! Thank you for your service!
🤣😂👍😘
30 things?— you sure did leave out a lot then.
well, a lot of them couldn't be boiled down to a one-sentence sound bite
OK. We definitely don't wanna go past the MAGA attention span.
I'm thinking a list longer than 2 items would make Magat eyes glaze over.
MAGA's must be so relieved that they will never die from brain damage.
I hear it is shorter than that of a goldfish.
👍🏻
Used to see a politico corespondent on Morning Joe every day back when I still watched TV stuff.
Dear Jeff,
Should I ever be considered for a Nobel Prize, whether for economics, literature, or peace, please consider writing my acceptance speech. In fact, just as Saturday Night Live once had an interpreter for the hard of hearing, President Biden should really give two speeches, one dignified, the other, President Dark Brandon delivering yours.
I only wish Trump could be watching on his TV on his cellblock.
Granted, it's pretty unlikely I'd be nominated, even accidentally. Nevertheless, if Marjorie Three Toes and Handy Oakley can be elevated to Congress, and the future Prison Apprentice be the absolute best candidate the Putin/MAGA/Q party can find to represent them, I guess anything is possible.
Hey! You never know.😄😄
If there was a Nobel for biggest narcissist, perhaps he would challenge the Prison Apprentice to a cage match. NBC, are you paying attention?
Anyone can nominate anyone and publicize the nomination as a fact.
Let's nominate Jeff!
All I can say Donna is that one asshole would nominate another asshole.
Me either. I guess they gave a new category for the most presumptive and backwards self imploding a-hole.
His fanbois are rabid, and probably do it every time.
🎯🎯🎯👍Send that to them please!
Someone at the DNC needs to hire Jeff to write their everything.
YES!!!!
Excellent ideas here!
People have no sense of history. The idea that Trump was a "good idea" that will " shake things up " was awful and THAT after having the worst recession only 7-8 years earlier. This was their choice whether they recognized he had no experience and 6 bankruptcies-which of course he bragged about. I recall what they did believe was the part he played on TV, the great "businessman ". You know the one that claimed he was a billionaire, $10B. Well that stories is unraveling. But they don't believe therefore they will be decieved.
Watching HBO's Bill Maher the editor of Newsweek had all of Prez great accomplishments and why MAGA thought ( she was in agreement) that 2018 and the Trump years were "better: than our time with Biden.Talk about earth q and Earth 2!
I still do but he lost/ is losing his audience.
THIS is pretty fucking awesome, Jeff! I wish Biden would say any of this!
It would definitely be a big boost for Biden if he does. Hopefully he knocks it out of the park tonight and without too much of a bullshit interpretation by the slanted media. This could be the most important SOTU since FDR.
And just like that I feel better.
“hey Comer Fudd, how’s my impeachment going? talk to any Russian spies lately?”I would absolutely love it if Joe used this gem in tonight’s speech. 😂😂😂 Oh hell yeah. 👍🏻
I don't understand why dems don't paste this on bulletin boards and force the truth down the mainstream news media.
The media has razor wire booby traps in place to keep out anything that might counter their lazy false equivalence both sides horse race narrative. I think the Democrats are trying to tout accomplishments and compare them to the lazy, crazy, rapist and former president. The media is behind their wall of both sides horse race and the lazy mediocrities will stay there. I do not count on them to do anything to help protect democracy. No one should.
The media has one objective, creating and selling news. As the old adage went “dog bites man” doesn’t sell; “man bites dog…” that works. Controversy sells.
You'd think so. But, I know so many people, good, smart people, self included, who have cancelled subscriptions to NYT and other " not the news that's fit to print" outlets.
And they like to position themselves as the gate keeper between freedom and dictatorship
...As they open the gate for the barbarians.
I post it all the time. (Posted both Jeff's original post and the subsequently linked "30 Things..." article on the official fb wall of my carpetbagging congressdouche, Brandon Williams.) The drawback of eliminating trump supporters from my personal page is that I'm just preaching (i.e., ranting) to the choir.
Can a sister get an "AMEN!"?
Amen.
Amen! I still have some lurking on my page so hopefully they read and think. 😂😂😂 aw, who am I kidding?!
I don’t get it either.
They woke up too late last time. And then Comey happened.
I hope to god not. We are done if he wins.
Agreed. How are you coping? I’m not. I’m terrified. No way I will live in this country with him in anything but a diaper and a straight jacket in a prison.
A perfect State of the Union. Joe needs Jeff as his primary speech writer. Seriously though, the President needs to kick ass and take names tonight.
Seriously, though—-he does. Maybe 🤔?
I expect our MVP to step up in a big way.
I expect "Dark Brandon" will show up in a big way tonight.
He will.😀
Donna is fired up!
If only this was the real speech. I think it might even change a few ignorant minds. I may not even watch tonight since Jeff beat Biden to the punch. Bravo and mad props
Kay- watch anyway so you can contribute knowledgeably tomorrow! I can’t wait to see Jeff’s illuminating opinion on the ‘morning after!
Just found the White House website will live stream it. https://www.whitehouse.gov/state-of-the-union-2024/
Thanks!
Thank you. I just signed up.
Unless it’s being streamed somewhere (I’ll check), I’ll have to rely on Jeff. I don’t get standard tv stations because I don’t pay for cable.
Nor do I, although I do still pay for internet access. I'm betting it will be accessible somewhere online via smartphone, or laptop.
Yeah, if you missed it, I linked to the White House site that’s streaming it
Same
Please send your version to Joe so he can secretly laugh while he mouths polite words while the Klingon sisters shout threats at you and gnash their teeth. He needs a good laugh today.
“Klingon Sisters”--LOL!!!
Nah. He’s great the way he is and he’s no push over. Anger would be a weakness
Standing "O", Jeff Tiedrich!!!!! I read your missives every day, but this so hit the nail on the head, that I had to subscribe just to be able to comment. And for a year. Keep up the great work. Your voice of reason and (in) sanity and expletives (I thought I was cured of cussing; but I was wrong) is sorely needed in this F**king Crazyland of Chaos and Bedlam. (semi-cured?)
😆😆😆
Perfect! He really DOES need to come out swinging. I personally CANNOT watch it tonight because if any Republican (ESPECIALLY the two nitwit women) heckle him, I will have to throw my remote control at my dog, keeping in mind that my dog is more precious to me than gold.
LAURA, as I suggested to KAY-E, watch anyway so you can contribute knowledgeably tomorrow! I can’t wait to see Jeff’s illuminating opinion on the ‘morning after!
Careful! One of our dogs has already shown a taste for the remote - I recommend a bag of popcorn to toss his way, let your remote live another day!
Lol!
Love, love, love your writing always.... but no mention of immigration? I could use a snarky line to rebut their number one issue.
I need one, too. My son, Mr. Conservative, always equates immigration with crimes of every kind.
Good point
OMG, Jeff! This is your best one yet. I'd pay money to hear this speech.
One paragraph needs additional meat. Otherwise perfect, Jeff:
“I also remember some fuckface going golfing, and telling the country to gargle horse paste and inject disinfectant. And then he turned to the MD on his task force and said maybe we should shove an ultraviolet light down people’s throats and into their lungs, and Dr. Birx looked down like she was praying Please God, open a divine hole in the floor, that she could crawl into and hide from this Fucking Moron (credit to Rex Tillerson) — and now this incompetent dipshit wants his old job back.”
Beautiful well-expressed remarkable reminiscence of a Humongous Failure.
THANK YOU! F u n n y too
While the news media worries about Joe’s Biden’s memory, let’s you and I remember more episodes they forget: The President ordering a Covid-infested cruise ship to stay out at sea so he could brag, “There are now only 15 cases in the U.S. and soon there will be zero.” After that bullshit was proven wrong and the body bags accumulated, he reassured us the pandemic would be over by Easter.
When the American people needed reliable information the most - individuals and businesses needed to know what steps to take and how to plan their future - all he could do was spout self-serving bullshit, as his focus was on the stock market and how a drop could affect his election prospects.
How’s YOUR memory now, news media? Glad I could help.
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👍