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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I'll bet you all have some debate questions, too. let's hear 'em

Sarah #1's avatar

Your language is so comprehensively descriptive and informative while being truly funny - it’s life saving! Seriously.

markwilson67's avatar

How did you get that mushroom dick? Accident or genetics? Slamming it in a drawer - a very small drawer?

Morgan's avatar

I needed that this morning.. but it needs to come with a warning sign.. do not take a sip of anything made with boiling water

While reading!!

HI2thDoc's avatar

That's a painful way to clean your nostrils

Morgan's avatar

I know as my eyes teared up and I started hacking.. was definitely a nostril enema.. OMG that sucked. But I could not stop laughing and choking

Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂😂😂 Oh shit!!!

Geoff Anderson's avatar

Honestly, I do not. I think the debate isn't going to change a single mind, no matter how hard the orange tinged fuck-face face-plants, and that Biden could have a performance for the ages, any motion in the polls will be purely in the noise.

I am thoroughly depressed, and the (predictable) SCOTUS decisions are making me even more shabby than usual.

Dee Whitman's avatar

One thing I try to remember (tho I too am depressed about this country's political landscape almost every waking hour): The nutcases account for less than 50% of the voting population -- some estimate them at 35% -- but they seem to be about 50%, in part bc (1) they're so loud; (2) social media + podcasts + hate radio + rightwing TV are ubiquitous, and (3) they have disproportionate power in the House.

I believe that Biden will win, ALTHOUGH WE MUST NOT BE OR BECOME COMPLACENT, and that we will then have a 25-year project of rebuilding and strengthening democratic norms.

I encourage everyone to do the following (and if anyone has other ideas, please add 'em): *****Join your local Dem chapter and do whatever they need you to do -- canvassing for down-ballot Dem candidates, voter-reg drives, rides on Election Day, whatever. *****Join MoveOn and Indivisible, and ask what you can do. *****Work with Postcards to Voters (or similar initiatives). And ask everyone you know to do all of the above.

Carrie Duncan's avatar

GREAT action list, thank you. — I think Biden will win, too, but I also expect SO much fuckery around certifying and expect J6 was nothing to what's upcoming. If I'm wrong (please let me be wrong) and it is a trifecta WH/Senate/House blowout that makes the GOP more ridiculous with their every challenge, civic action will still have to be as daily as hygiene, or back asleep we fall like it's been for the last hundred years.

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Monnina's avatar

Grim but true. Needs to be more publicly acknowledged, then politically ameliorated. How about a new civilian version of the G.I.Bill ? Could be named the Joe B Bill.

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Mary Hall's avatar

Hell, I am product of Catholic education in the 1960s and even the nuns taught us critical thinking, which frankly, kind of backfired on them when I began asking serious questions about the religious BS they were teaching for which there were no answers other than their default, "There are things you're not supposed to understand."

Monnina's avatar

Absolutely. Not so much an education as a by and for ‘numbers’ game. Family in education do what they can to mitigate where and when they can but they also hate it.

PJ Schuster's avatar

Yes, the teachers I know despise it

Katy Griffith's avatar

The Christofascist party is pushing for “school vouchers” to provide some of the money it takes to send your kid to private (and mostly religious) schools. Supposedly they use a formula that takes what the school district spends on each child per year & then parents can apply for a voucher to help send their kid to a school in the district that your kid wants you to go to instead of the crappy public school that he’s “having crammed down his throat” ( a favorite saying of the dumb effers). Meanwhile the school then can decide whether or not your kid meets their standards before excepting your kid in their school. So basically it’s helping the upper middle class & rich pay for their kids tuition with taxpayer money & the kids from poor public schools get less money & less education. This helps keep the elite in power by keeping the lower middle class & poor uneducated-just the way Donny ef-face says he likes. The GOP wants just white, rich men to be the only ones who have power & make all decisions

Mike Hammer's avatar

To our horror it appears that most Americans feel the cost of groceries is more important than saving our democratic way of life.

Nancy Potter's avatar

And meanwhile, their orange god proposes to increase tariffs either 10% or even more in order to replace income taxes. But I suppose when groceries costs 75% more under Trump in a couple of years, it will be Biden's fault.

EFS's avatar

That is how they roll.

Bonnie's avatar

Wait till the mass deportation fantasy translates into not just expensive food, but NO FOOD

HI2thDoc's avatar

Commentators have said that there is still a small undecided group of voters who will be influenced by the debate. I sure hope people see for themselves that all the right wing media lying about Biden's age and acuity are all BS

Cathy Carrozza's avatar

How can anyone paying attention be undecided? They must be deciding to vote or not!! I can’t watch because I am more than sick to death of that orange face and voice!!

HI2thDoc's avatar

Yes, his image and voice are aggravating, let alone his stupid mannerisms. I ask myself the same question, but have seen people who for some reason just cannot see the difference between the two candidates. Some go for the "I don't like either of them" and it makes me furious. The Founders probably did not anticipate this level of low information, low interest myopia when they set up the idea of choosing our own leaders.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Actually they did because only the rich, white, landowners could vote originally, because they didn't rust the ignorant rabble.

HI2thDoc's avatar

You're right. They limited voting, and presumably those inalienable rights, to white males only. Women, enslaved people, Native Americans, were not given the privilege.

Kathleen Weber's avatar

I have met some people who are in the “hate both" crowd. They don't seem to understand that one of these two guys is gonna be president.

HI2thDoc's avatar

The "hate both" folks are just not paying enough attention, have a serious cognition problem, or are playing with half a brain/deck, or all of the above. It shouldn't even be close in a sane population. It should be like 90%-10% Biden

Kathleen Weber's avatar

The people I am aware of are snooty and arrogant types who think it's all way beneath them. I want to say to them: “Guess what, I totally agree with you. With the exception of Washington and Lincoln, there has never been a politician worthy of being president of the United States.”

People who fit into this category include Trump's former aides and cabinet members who proclaim him unworthy to be president but will not endorse Biden either.

Mike Hammer's avatar

They’re working with only half a brain.

Cathy Carrozza's avatar

My Dad would have said ‘playing with half a deck! Have a great afternoon!

Geoff Anderson's avatar

Because they aren't really undecided. They know who they are going to vote for, and they are either coy about it, or they are lying.

Bonnie's avatar

They had better be acting coy and not really that stupid

Doc Blase''s avatar

If I had a dollar for every day I wondered about this, we could buy Tesla and fire Elbow Mush.

There can't be that many folks who have lived in a cave since 1945 and came out yesterday.

Bonnie's avatar

I absolved myself of observing this debacle for revulsion of that orange Mangina and the sound of his narcissist rants. Can't do it! But Jesus is this fucker going to win? WTAF

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

I agree, it you are sane and empathetic, it shouldn't be close. "Mangina" is great by the way.

Geoff Anderson's avatar

If trump being duly convicted of 34 felonies moved the needle *maybe* 1/2 %, I think that no debate is going to matter

HI2thDoc's avatar

True, if the polls are correct. But I am forever haunted by 2016, which showed Hilary ahead nationally by 4+ points, so in this case, it's the opposite effect for me. I am cautiously optimistic

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

We all have PTSD from that.

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

I agree. If President Biden wipes the floor with tRump, every conservative screech monkey will just yell “RIGGED!” & Joe was “juiced”. Won’t make one bit of difference 😞

James Starr's avatar

they're already accusing biden of being hopped up on major drugs...Geeesh, they will assume things as true before it even starts

Nancy Potter's avatar

If Joe stumbles on even one word, it will be "proof" that he's completely lost it and is incapable of even making it to November.

Martha's avatar

Right any gaffe made by frump will be denied, remember the perfect phone call, they don't care if it's on tape

Patricia Williamson's avatar

It is all very depressing. We looked to the Supreme Court to save us, but instead they are leading us to the slaughter.

Jeanne Norris Neal's avatar

Oh, I'd have questions... I'll be livid if the moderators call him Mr.President....

Mr. Trump...what's that smell?

Hey, Trump...could you please remove your shirt so we can see just how beautiful you are and examine your wounds?

Donald...If SCOTUS decides ( or decided today) that Presidents have the immunity you want to have, will you go quietly to Guantanamo when President Biden orders you to do so?

Donny Diapers...Due to heavy rains and flooding, the only way out of here is on a leaky electric boat, escorted by sharks, you coming?

Katy Griffith's avatar

What if the Supreme Court came out with their decision just before the debate that Presidents are immune from prosecution while they’re in office & Biden then tells Donny to go and stand on 5th Avenue & wait for him

Mike Hammer's avatar

If someone let some flies in they would likely congregate on the bloated yam.

Bob Bowden's avatar

“If a battery, a magnet, a shark, a windmill, Hannibal Lechter, a reduced flow shower head, a bottle of bleach, an immigrant, a man, a woman, a person, a camera and a TV all fell into the ocean, which would be the most likely to survive?

Bob Bowden's avatar

(This was a Blue Book exam question at Trump University)

Kay-El's avatar

Which came first, the squeaky chicken or the egg?

MountainBoyMike's avatar

so emperor bloatus, 4 days ago, you said this: "and the fake news they go, he told this crazy story with electric. It's actually not crazy. It's sort of a smart story, right? Sort of like, you know, it's like the snake, it's a smart when you, you figure what you're leaving in, right? You're bringing it in the, you know, the snake, right? The snake and the snake. I tell that and they do the same thing"....so führer fuckface, can you elaborate on the snake here please?...I mean, like, what the fuck were you even talking about here, and have any of the brain eating worms burrowed their way out of your raw sewage filled head yet?

jesus fuck, my head is spinning from just typing that fucking word salad!!!

Eileen's avatar

I need to go exercise after reading that snake rant. What the actual fuck? I need to release some human water (sweat - still readily available but not to be confused with rain and washing machine water) so my brain doesn't overheat and explode.

Teri's avatar

Wait, I thought he was obsessing over a SHARK? Now there's a snake in the sinking boat too? Took 2 days off social media and Commander COVID is whining about snakes now? WTAF? I have a question: What happens when a flock of geese land up high on the boat to rest? Let them stay 10 minutes, or fire ALL the ship's cannons at them?

Lynn Stolp's avatar

If there are boxes of classified documents in the shower, does that affect the water pressure?

Teri's avatar

Or were you gonna flush them down the toilet 🪠?

skangirl's avatar

Since you graduated at the top of your class at Wharton, why has the school been warned that you will sue the crap out of them if your transcripts are released?"

Hans Cox's avatar

Who changes your diaper for you, and how often do they do that, Donald?

Nancy Potter's avatar

"If you are in the midst of budget negotiations with the Senate Majority Leader and the Speaker of the House and your diaper needs changing, what excuse to you use to call for a break?"

Charles Austin's avatar

The Afghanistan.😆😆😆

Patricia Gomes's avatar

Have to go upstairs to deal with Guatemal.

Teri's avatar

😂😂😂😂😂

Hans Cox's avatar

“Real men wear dirty diapers” is the MAGA answer to that!

Karla's avatar

You covered it for me, especially “WTF is wrong with you?”

CroneEver's avatar

Since Idaho has strict abortion ban but ALSO a strict stand your ground (SYG) law which gives anyone the right to shoot and kill anyone who is threatening them, what do you think of a pregnant woman carrying a gun into the hospital and shooting a doctor who won't give her a life-saving abortion?

Carrie Duncan's avatar

These states will spend billions enticing ob/gyns back to the state. Who'd be even vaguely tempted back if you'd fleed with the rest of your colleagues when the state started putting doctors on legal defense before treating any miscarrying, soon-to-be-in-sepsis patient or ectopic pregnancy? Determined to blithely risk lives without addressing ahead of time the always obvious and predictable outcomes of Dobbs? For the scenario above: Ob/gyn departments and clinics are closing down throughout those states, so not sure who'd be there to threaten.

Katy Griffith's avatar

If you live there & get pregnant you’ll have very few options for ob/gyn doc-therefore more than likely poor maternal care

PJ Schuster's avatar

I love it.!!! 💙💙💙💙 I definitely think she should be able to shoot

Teri's avatar

Buckle up, it's WILD on Tiedrich's Substack today!

Stephen Brady's avatar

Do helicopters eat their young?

Eileen's avatar

To Donald Trump:

Stuff I want to know:

1) Who pushed Ivana down the stairs and killed her right before her NDA expired?

2) After you left office, how much money did you make selling our national security secrets to Russia and any other rogue state?

Stuff we should know that could only happen in Trump world:

1) If Iran offered to bring back the Trump yacht in exchange for the remaining national security secrets still missing that you are still hiding, would you go for that deal?

2) Have you worked out a deal with P&G to market Trump diapers with continuous scent beads to override the smell of a poorly digested Trump steak?

3) While this may still be a 2025 Plan in development, did you get the logistics for a Trump military parade on the Moon mapped out with Elon Musk yet? Down to unfurling the BIGGEST Trump flag to cover the Moon's South Pole - Aitken basin?

Megan Ross's avatar

To TRump: Where's Melania?

LORI  D's avatar

Is there anything besides Ivana in that coffin at your dead-ex-wife-golf-cemetery?

What brand of ketchup flies the farthest?

Why did you say Milwaukee is a horrible city? Then why did you personally choose Milwaukee for your party's convention?

Why are so many of your associates criminals? Are any of them from Milwaukee?

Is anyone feeding you answers via a speaker hidden in that rat's nest on your head?

Do you actually like MTG? Do you think she looks more like Ivanka or Tiffany?

Ron's avatar

-For Mr trmp: In which years were the American Civil War?

OK, then, which century?

-For Mr trmp: please take a look at the unmarked global map. Please point out the locations of Israel and Ukraine.

He'd maybe get close with century of the Civil War - but he'd probably say the 18th century, because it starts with 18-something.

Teri's avatar

Yeah, those warplanes during The American Revolution did a great job.

Songgirl Kim's avatar

My very favorite comment from the 2020 debate. Biden: “Will you shut up, man?”

John Hampton's avatar

That one comment took me from liking Ol' Handsome Joe to loving him. He said what, I would guess, thousands of people over the years have wanted to say. Or scream at the top of their lungs. While throttling the sumb*tch.

Songgirl Kim's avatar

After I donated to ActBlue, I got the t-shirt too!

KL Pierce's avatar

Debate question: who have you sold our nation security secrets to?

MortyPast's avatar

or...How much money have you made from selling national security secrets? Who pays more the Russians or the Chinese?

Pope Buck I's avatar

That's no good - I'm sure Jared is the one keeping track of the actual numbers.

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

Those are the questions I’d like to hear, but they won’t be asked

Lairbo's avatar

You know he'd exaggerate the amount.

MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

And start bragging about it. No president in the history of our country has ever made such good deals selling top-secret documents! Stable genius!

MortyPast's avatar

and men, big burly men with tears in their eyes say, Sir, we've never seen such business acumen.

Ellis Weiner's avatar

That's right. As I've said, whenever he mentions a specific number, of anything, he's lying.

Sarah #1's avatar

I want Biden to refer to the demented monster as ‘Donald’ throughout the debate. Whenever Mary Trump calls him that it slightly puts him back in the category of just a damaged, crazy, petty old man.

HI2thDoc's avatar

It would be great if Joe uses air quotes when he references when trump was "president."

Kristy Kanen's avatar

President Biden could silently mock Fartnoogie by playing the invisible accordion, while IT is speaking. 🪗

HI2thDoc's avatar

Great idea! At this point, why not mock him? Do you think President Biden would lose many supporters if he did that? Admittedly, MAGAs go wild for abusive behavior and turnabout is fair play.

MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

MAGAts will claim Biden’s so jealous of Donald that he’s copying his gestures.

PJ Schuster's avatar

James Carville has a YT video where he says exactly that; that Biden & everyone else on the Democrat side mock ol’ fuckface every chance we get. He says nothing makes him more angry & throws him off his game than being mocked & laughed at.

Morgan's avatar

Hehehe .. good one Kristy!!

Chris Hierholzer's avatar

Biden should do air quotes whenever Trump is talking. To break it up a bit he could also play the air accordion.

Laura Boatner's avatar

Do you wear Depends, or do you wear Huggies?

AlbanianQueen's avatar

Laura! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Morgan's avatar

Huggies they’re softer on his large sagging shitstained fat ass

Rick Calegari's avatar

What species of shark do you fear the most? It was suggested yesterday that Biden should come out wearing a shark suit.

Lorraine Parish's avatar

I posted a meme a few days ago i found on threads of a shark tie. He could get away with that.

Rick Calegari's avatar

That would be great. The felonious load blower would need an XXXL Depends just being 10 feet away from that tie.

JJR's avatar

They should play the shark theme when Biden comes on stage 😂. You’re shark bait Donny.

Nancy Potter's avatar

Or "Baby Shark" in the spin room afterward.

PJ Schuster's avatar

That would be the best. 🤣🤣🤣

HI2thDoc's avatar

Saw that shark suit thing on Twitter (I refuse to call it that new dumbass Musk thing)

Karen Leeds's avatar

My very favorite thing will be when it’s Donalds turn to answer a policy question - any question, I don’t care - and Joe stands there, not saying a word, to let him talk about windmills or sharks or how big his hands are or he really won the last election or that Putins really smart….whatever… anything besides a real answer. Because the man knows nothing about nothing. Zero. And then Joe says, when it’s his turn, “Well folks, he just proved - once again - he’s an idiot. A 34 times convicted felon, twice impeached idiot.” And then goes on to actually answer the policy question with facts and reason. With a red faced Donald jabbering and gesturing into his silenced mike. Boom. Shots.🍹

Declan's avatar

Unfortunately Joe must listen to him yell and carry on...but the viewer can't hear it? D strategy will be to incessantly yell at Biden and disrupt his train of thought..thus making him look confused. Joe must stay focused. A muted mike WILL NOT shut D up.

Patricia Gomes's avatar

they are only going to be about 10 feet apart ! The orange anus will not shut up and will leave in a huff. Just a thought !?

Katy Griffith's avatar

He should wear an earplug in his right ear whenever it’s his turn to talk so he can’t hear Donny. I wish he’d just say “Shut the f*ck up Donny”!

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

Again, unfortunately, that’s not Joe’s style. He still plays by the old rules of gentlemanly conduct

Mmmm's avatar

Don the don, how many abortions have you paid for?

Mmmm's avatar

“Don the con”. Darn spellcheck.

arne link's avatar

Maddening, isn't it?

Mps's avatar

Don the don is great as well.

PJ Schuster's avatar

I’d bet $100 that it’s a minimum of 3

Samantha M's avatar

I’ve got one: What is the wind speed velocity of a catsup-bottle laden sparrow? 🤣

The idea that a single coherent thought will come out of Don Snorleon's piehole is farce in itself; might as well lean into it.

meryl selig's avatar

My question for this evening: Sir (🤣): your daughter and faithful son in law are Jewish. How does that work with your expressed support of Nazi ideals and Hitler’s methods?

Dave Drell's avatar

We have a WINNER! 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

That would be the best question- corner him into a box. that he cant get out of!

Ellis Weiner's avatar

Good questions, Jeff!

Here's one: Sir...(dries eyes)...Sir: How do tariffs work?

I woke up and ran to the computer to see what excuse Trump was offering for backing out. I was wrong! I've been wrong the whole time! He's actually going to show up. (Although, as someone said, he may storm off, after some imagined offense from the moderators.)

Pope Buck I's avatar

Yeah, it's not time yet. He still has several hours to back out.

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

Don the con knows how to play to the cameras, unfortunately

Dave Drell's avatar

People still think he’s backing out?

Pay attention… he thinks he can

beat Biden; backing out would make him

look chicken& weak

Kay-El's avatar

Even Joe at his sleepiest has more on the ball than Shits-from-both-ends Donny. Dinner tonight is a big bowl of popcorn.

Marian Vitale's avatar

Can you sing the national anthem for us, patriot? We’ll spot you the “O”.

HI2thDoc's avatar

I'd settle for him reciting the words. I would bet $ that he can't

Marian Vitale's avatar

I swear I don’t think he could recite the alphabet.

Kristy Kanen's avatar

Perhaps in a language nobody speaks ? 😁

Marcie's avatar

He evidently speaks shark. They have a repoir because of the

HI2thDoc's avatar

Actually, there was some video of him at a public event where the Star Spangled Banner was being played, and watching him move his mouth, it appeared that he did not know most of the words.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Found it on YouTube. Search for trump national anthem. They were standing on a football field and he has military people around him. Maybe Army-Navy game?

Sandie Becker's avatar

Your page is the highlight of my day and never fails to make me laff out loud. Keep it up. You should've @potus on the bike riding post!

Mark Slattery's avatar

John McCain. was he a sucker or a loser?

Trick question: According to donald, he was both.

Chet Brandt's avatar

Drumph is a draft dodging LOSER!

Mmmm's avatar

Donnie, can you tell list any of your businesses that was succesful? And the proof?