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I'll bet you all have some debate questions, too. let's hear 'em

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Your language is so comprehensively descriptive and informative while being truly funny - it’s life saving! Seriously.

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How did you get that mushroom dick? Accident or genetics? Slamming it in a drawer - a very small drawer?

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I needed that this morning.. but it needs to come with a warning sign.. do not take a sip of anything made with boiling water

While reading!!

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That's a painful way to clean your nostrils

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I know as my eyes teared up and I started hacking.. was definitely a nostril enema.. OMG that sucked. But I could not stop laughing and choking

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😂😂😂😂 Oh shit!!!

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Life saving is 💯

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Honestly, I do not. I think the debate isn't going to change a single mind, no matter how hard the orange tinged fuck-face face-plants, and that Biden could have a performance for the ages, any motion in the polls will be purely in the noise.

I am thoroughly depressed, and the (predictable) SCOTUS decisions are making me even more shabby than usual.

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One thing I try to remember (tho I too am depressed about this country's political landscape almost every waking hour): The nutcases account for less than 50% of the voting population -- some estimate them at 35% -- but they seem to be about 50%, in part bc (1) they're so loud; (2) social media + podcasts + hate radio + rightwing TV are ubiquitous, and (3) they have disproportionate power in the House.

I believe that Biden will win, ALTHOUGH WE MUST NOT BE OR BECOME COMPLACENT, and that we will then have a 25-year project of rebuilding and strengthening democratic norms.

I encourage everyone to do the following (and if anyone has other ideas, please add 'em): *****Join your local Dem chapter and do whatever they need you to do -- canvassing for down-ballot Dem candidates, voter-reg drives, rides on Election Day, whatever. *****Join MoveOn and Indivisible, and ask what you can do. *****Work with Postcards to Voters (or similar initiatives). And ask everyone you know to do all of the above.

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The Heritage Foundation created the Southern Economic Development Model during the Reagan Administration. They ran his Administration. The #1 goal is to keep Americans functionally illiterate. They have succeeded. Except it back fired on their own party. Dandy Andy there took 20 years to finish his degree. Project 2025 is SEDM. Check out www.epi.org. We are dealing with the functionally illiterate. Over 51% of American's education ends at the 6th grade level. They're winning in this department by underfunding our education system. Chattel America is on the ballot.

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Grim but true. Needs to be more publicly acknowledged, then politically ameliorated. How about a new civilian version of the G.I.Bill ? Could be named the Joe B Bill.

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Standardized testing doesn't teach critical thinking skills. It's lazy. Schools are always chasing dollars instead of focusing on the task at hand. It's not their fault. It's decades of conditioning. The teachers I know hate it.

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Hell, I am product of Catholic education in the 1960s and even the nuns taught us critical thinking, which frankly, kind of backfired on them when I began asking serious questions about the religious BS they were teaching for which there were no answers other than their default, "There are things you're not supposed to understand."

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Absolutely. Not so much an education as a by and for ‘numbers’ game. Family in education do what they can to mitigate where and when they can but they also hate it.

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Yes, the teachers I know despise it

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The Christofascist party is pushing for “school vouchers” to provide some of the money it takes to send your kid to private (and mostly religious) schools. Supposedly they use a formula that takes what the school district spends on each child per year & then parents can apply for a voucher to help send their kid to a school in the district that your kid wants you to go to instead of the crappy public school that he’s “having crammed down his throat” ( a favorite saying of the dumb effers). Meanwhile the school then can decide whether or not your kid meets their standards before excepting your kid in their school. So basically it’s helping the upper middle class & rich pay for their kids tuition with taxpayer money & the kids from poor public schools get less money & less education. This helps keep the elite in power by keeping the lower middle class & poor uneducated-just the way Donny ef-face says he likes. The GOP wants just white, rich men to be the only ones who have power & make all decisions

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GREAT action list, thank you. — I think Biden will win, too, but I also expect SO much fuckery around certifying and expect J6 was nothing to what's upcoming. If I'm wrong (please let me be wrong) and it is a trifecta WH/Senate/House blowout that makes the GOP more ridiculous with their every challenge, civic action will still have to be as daily as hygiene, or back asleep we fall like it's been for the last hundred years.

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To our horror it appears that most Americans feel the cost of groceries is more important than saving our democratic way of life.

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And meanwhile, their orange god proposes to increase tariffs either 10% or even more in order to replace income taxes. But I suppose when groceries costs 75% more under Trump in a couple of years, it will be Biden's fault.

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That is how they roll.

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Wait till the mass deportation fantasy translates into not just expensive food, but NO FOOD

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No shit ,brother wait and see their reaction if Dolt 45 gets to run them around !Whoa ! I tried my best to stop that asshole fascist!BULLSHIT !you did nothing but bitch and moan now you get the rewards of your inaction ! ENJOY !🖕😵‍💫

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Commentators have said that there is still a small undecided group of voters who will be influenced by the debate. I sure hope people see for themselves that all the right wing media lying about Biden's age and acuity are all BS

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How can anyone paying attention be undecided? They must be deciding to vote or not!! I can’t watch because I am more than sick to death of that orange face and voice!!

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Yes, his image and voice are aggravating, let alone his stupid mannerisms. I ask myself the same question, but have seen people who for some reason just cannot see the difference between the two candidates. Some go for the "I don't like either of them" and it makes me furious. The Founders probably did not anticipate this level of low information, low interest myopia when they set up the idea of choosing our own leaders.

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Actually they did because only the rich, white, landowners could vote originally, because they didn't rust the ignorant rabble.

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You're right. They limited voting, and presumably those inalienable rights, to white males only. Women, enslaved people, Native Americans, were not given the privilege.

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I have met some people who are in the “hate both" crowd. They don't seem to understand that one of these two guys is gonna be president.

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The "hate both" folks are just not paying enough attention, have a serious cognition problem, or are playing with half a brain/deck, or all of the above. It shouldn't even be close in a sane population. It should be like 90%-10% Biden

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The people I am aware of are snooty and arrogant types who think it's all way beneath them. I want to say to them: “Guess what, I totally agree with you. With the exception of Washington and Lincoln, there has never been a politician worthy of being president of the United States.”

People who fit into this category include Trump's former aides and cabinet members who proclaim him unworthy to be president but will not endorse Biden either.

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THIS THIS THIS

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They’re working with only half a brain.

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My Dad would have said ‘playing with half a deck! Have a great afternoon!

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Is it the drugs?

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I'm serious.

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Because they aren't really undecided. They know who they are going to vote for, and they are either coy about it, or they are lying.

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They had better be acting coy and not really that stupid

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If I had a dollar for every day I wondered about this, we could buy Tesla and fire Elbow Mush.

There can't be that many folks who have lived in a cave since 1945 and came out yesterday.

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I absolved myself of observing this debacle for revulsion of that orange Mangina and the sound of his narcissist rants. Can't do it! But Jesus is this fucker going to win? WTAF

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I agree, it you are sane and empathetic, it shouldn't be close. "Mangina" is great by the way.

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If trump being duly convicted of 34 felonies moved the needle *maybe* 1/2 %, I think that no debate is going to matter

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True, if the polls are correct. But I am forever haunted by 2016, which showed Hilary ahead nationally by 4+ points, so in this case, it's the opposite effect for me. I am cautiously optimistic

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We all have PTSD from that.

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2016 is still the biggest fucken horror show morning of my 68 years of seeing horror shows ! It fucked my head up more than 9/11 in that I thought 9/11 was an old movie I woke up to ! ARRGHH!!😤😠😠🤯🤬

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I agree. If President Biden wipes the floor with tRump, every conservative screech monkey will just yell “RIGGED!” & Joe was “juiced”. Won’t make one bit of difference 😞

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they're already accusing biden of being hopped up on major drugs...Geeesh, they will assume things as true before it even starts

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Hopefully Joe walks in and says sup fuckface then jams 5 Drs sworn drug test result in Shitheads mouth and says eat this motherfucker !😅😂🤬

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Offense is their best defense.

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If Joe stumbles on even one word, it will be "proof" that he's completely lost it and is incapable of even making it to November.

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Right any gaffe made by frump will be denied, remember the perfect phone call, they don't care if it's on tape

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That’s why we must go on an all out blitz ,pull no punches ,kick them square in the balls and be unapologetic about it,make them wish they never heard of what’s that orange shitheads name ?OH yeah Fuckfacefeuherfakerfreakfoulfecesfraudster !😤

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It is all very depressing. We looked to the Supreme Court to save us, but instead they are leading us to the slaughter.

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Oh, I'd have questions... I'll be livid if the moderators call him Mr.President....

Mr. Trump...what's that smell?

Hey, Trump...could you please remove your shirt so we can see just how beautiful you are and examine your wounds?

Donald...If SCOTUS decides ( or decided today) that Presidents have the immunity you want to have, will you go quietly to Guantanamo when President Biden orders you to do so?

Donny Diapers...Due to heavy rains and flooding, the only way out of here is on a leaky electric boat, escorted by sharks, you coming?

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😂

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What if the Supreme Court came out with their decision just before the debate that Presidents are immune from prosecution while they’re in office & Biden then tells Donny to go and stand on 5th Avenue & wait for him

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😂😂😂

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If someone let some flies in they would likely congregate on the bloated yam.

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Just like Bannon a maggot incubator ! Jeff that was a pissa !

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Bravo!! 🏆

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After decades of criming, is it even a little bit of a relief to finally be convicted?

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“If a battery, a magnet, a shark, a windmill, Hannibal Lechter, a reduced flow shower head, a bottle of bleach, an immigrant, a man, a woman, a person, a camera and a TV all fell into the ocean, which would be the most likely to survive?

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(This was a Blue Book exam question at Trump University)

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😂😂😂

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The one who waited for Donald to fall asleep ,and cut his filthy throat after he beat all the others over the head with the oar to stop them from getting into the only lifeboat !

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Which came first, the squeaky chicken or the egg?

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so emperor bloatus, 4 days ago, you said this: "and the fake news they go, he told this crazy story with electric. It's actually not crazy. It's sort of a smart story, right? Sort of like, you know, it's like the snake, it's a smart when you, you figure what you're leaving in, right? You're bringing it in the, you know, the snake, right? The snake and the snake. I tell that and they do the same thing"....so führer fuckface, can you elaborate on the snake here please?...I mean, like, what the fuck were you even talking about here, and have any of the brain eating worms burrowed their way out of your raw sewage filled head yet?

jesus fuck, my head is spinning from just typing that fucking word salad!!!

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I need to go exercise after reading that snake rant. What the actual fuck? I need to release some human water (sweat - still readily available but not to be confused with rain and washing machine water) so my brain doesn't overheat and explode.

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Wait, I thought he was obsessing over a SHARK? Now there's a snake in the sinking boat too? Took 2 days off social media and Commander COVID is whining about snakes now? WTAF? I have a question: What happens when a flock of geese land up high on the boat to rest? Let them stay 10 minutes, or fire ALL the ship's cannons at them?

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Spoken like a true imbecile!🤪

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Jake Tapper: "Donald, some of your convention delegates were planning an insurrection. They claim that you make money from the campaign, even when you lose. If the convention selects someone else, would you support them?"

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Ooh. If Biden wants to goad, he should lead with this.

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If there are boxes of classified documents in the shower, does that affect the water pressure?

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Or were you gonna flush them down the toilet 🪠?

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Since you graduated at the top of your class at Wharton, why has the school been warned that you will sue the crap out of them if your transcripts are released?"

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He can’t produce anymore crap than the 5 to 6 pounds he is already producing!

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Who changes your diaper for you, and how often do they do that, Donald?

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"If you are in the midst of budget negotiations with the Senate Majority Leader and the Speaker of the House and your diaper needs changing, what excuse to you use to call for a break?"

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The Afghanistan.😆😆😆

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Have to go upstairs to deal with Guatemal.

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😂😂😂😂😂

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“Real men wear dirty diapers” is the MAGA answer to that!

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A change of atmosphere?🤮💩

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You covered it for me, especially “WTF is wrong with you?”

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The ultimate rhetorical question!

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Since Idaho has strict abortion ban but ALSO a strict stand your ground (SYG) law which gives anyone the right to shoot and kill anyone who is threatening them, what do you think of a pregnant woman carrying a gun into the hospital and shooting a doctor who won't give her a life-saving abortion?

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These states will spend billions enticing ob/gyns back to the state. Who'd be even vaguely tempted back if you'd fleed with the rest of your colleagues when the state started putting doctors on legal defense before treating any miscarrying, soon-to-be-in-sepsis patient or ectopic pregnancy? Determined to blithely risk lives without addressing ahead of time the always obvious and predictable outcomes of Dobbs? For the scenario above: Ob/gyn departments and clinics are closing down throughout those states, so not sure who'd be there to threaten.

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If you live there & get pregnant you’ll have very few options for ob/gyn doc-therefore more than likely poor maternal care

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I love it.!!! 💙💙💙💙 I definitely think she should be able to shoot

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Buckle up, it's WILD on Tiedrich's Substack today!

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Do helicopters eat their young?

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Of course the have excellent choppers !😂😂🤣

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To Donald Trump:

Stuff I want to know:

1) Who pushed Ivana down the stairs and killed her right before her NDA expired?

2) After you left office, how much money did you make selling our national security secrets to Russia and any other rogue state?

Stuff we should know that could only happen in Trump world:

1) If Iran offered to bring back the Trump yacht in exchange for the remaining national security secrets still missing that you are still hiding, would you go for that deal?

2) Have you worked out a deal with P&G to market Trump diapers with continuous scent beads to override the smell of a poorly digested Trump steak?

3) While this may still be a 2025 Plan in development, did you get the logistics for a Trump military parade on the Moon mapped out with Elon Musk yet? Down to unfurling the BIGGEST Trump flag to cover the Moon's South Pole - Aitken basin?

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To TRump: Where's Melania?

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With the bank books !😂🤣

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My very favorite comment from the 2020 debate. Biden: “Will you shut up, man?”

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That one comment took me from liking Ol' Handsome Joe to loving him. He said what, I would guess, thousands of people over the years have wanted to say. Or scream at the top of their lungs. While throttling the sumb*tch.

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After I donated to ActBlue, I got the t-shirt too!

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Debate question: who have you sold our nation security secrets to?

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or...How much money have you made from selling national security secrets? Who pays more the Russians or the Chinese?

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That's no good - I'm sure Jared is the one keeping track of the actual numbers.

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Another 2 billion coming up!

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Breaking News Saudi Arabia has just tested a thermo nuclear ☢️ device off the coast of Isreal !

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Those are the questions I’d like to hear, but they won’t be asked

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--and for how much?

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bout' tree-fiddy

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😂😂😂😂

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You know he'd exaggerate the amount.

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And start bragging about it. No president in the history of our country has ever made such good deals selling top-secret documents! Stable genius!

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and men, big burly men with tears in their eyes say, Sir, we've never seen such business acumen.

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That's right. As I've said, whenever he mentions a specific number, of anything, he's lying.

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Nyet me !

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I want Biden to refer to the demented monster as ‘Donald’ throughout the debate. Whenever Mary Trump calls him that it slightly puts him back in the category of just a damaged, crazy, petty old man.

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It would be great if Joe uses air quotes when he references when trump was "president."

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President Biden could silently mock Fartnoogie by playing the invisible accordion, while IT is speaking. 🪗

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Great idea! At this point, why not mock him? Do you think President Biden would lose many supporters if he did that? Admittedly, MAGAs go wild for abusive behavior and turnabout is fair play.

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MAGAts will claim Biden’s so jealous of Donald that he’s copying his gestures.

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James Carville has a YT video where he says exactly that; that Biden & everyone else on the Democrat side mock ol’ fuckface every chance we get. He says nothing makes him more angry & throws him off his game than being mocked & laughed at.

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Hehehe .. good one Kristy!!

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Biden should do air quotes whenever Trump is talking. To break it up a bit he could also play the air accordion.

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"lol"

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Do you wear Depends, or do you wear Huggies?

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Favorite

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Laura! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Huggies they’re softer on his large sagging shitstained fat ass

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😂😂😂

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What species of shark do you fear the most? It was suggested yesterday that Biden should come out wearing a shark suit.

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I posted a meme a few days ago i found on threads of a shark tie. He could get away with that.

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That would be great. The felonious load blower would need an XXXL Depends just being 10 feet away from that tie.

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They should play the shark theme when Biden comes on stage 😂. You’re shark bait Donny.

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Or "Baby Shark" in the spin room afterward.

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Or ‘Mack the Knife’?

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That would be the best. 🤣🤣🤣

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Saw that shark suit thing on Twitter (I refuse to call it that new dumbass Musk thing)

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Same here.

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My very favorite thing will be when it’s Donalds turn to answer a policy question - any question, I don’t care - and Joe stands there, not saying a word, to let him talk about windmills or sharks or how big his hands are or he really won the last election or that Putins really smart….whatever… anything besides a real answer. Because the man knows nothing about nothing. Zero. And then Joe says, when it’s his turn, “Well folks, he just proved - once again - he’s an idiot. A 34 times convicted felon, twice impeached idiot.” And then goes on to actually answer the policy question with facts and reason. With a red faced Donald jabbering and gesturing into his silenced mike. Boom. Shots.🍹

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Unfortunately Joe must listen to him yell and carry on...but the viewer can't hear it? D strategy will be to incessantly yell at Biden and disrupt his train of thought..thus making him look confused. Joe must stay focused. A muted mike WILL NOT shut D up.

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they are only going to be about 10 feet apart ! The orange anus will not shut up and will leave in a huff. Just a thought !?

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He should wear an earplug in his right ear whenever it’s his turn to talk so he can’t hear Donny. I wish he’d just say “Shut the f*ck up Donny”!

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Again, unfortunately, that’s not Joe’s style. He still plays by the old rules of gentlemanly conduct

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Don the don, how many abortions have you paid for?

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“Don the con”. Darn spellcheck.

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Maddening, isn't it?

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Don the don is great as well.

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I’d bet $100 that it’s a minimum of 3

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I’ve got one: What is the wind speed velocity of a catsup-bottle laden sparrow? 🤣

The idea that a single coherent thought will come out of Don Snorleon's piehole is farce in itself; might as well lean into it.

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My question for this evening: Sir (🤣): your daughter and faithful son in law are Jewish. How does that work with your expressed support of Nazi ideals and Hitler’s methods?

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We have a WINNER! 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

That would be the best question- corner him into a box. that he cant get out of!

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Good questions, Jeff!

Here's one: Sir...(dries eyes)...Sir: How do tariffs work?

I woke up and ran to the computer to see what excuse Trump was offering for backing out. I was wrong! I've been wrong the whole time! He's actually going to show up. (Although, as someone said, he may storm off, after some imagined offense from the moderators.)

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Yeah, it's not time yet. He still has several hours to back out.

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He’s gonna fake a car wreck on the way too the debate and blame it on Joe attempting to kill him out of fear 😰 of losing ! 😱

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Don the con knows how to play to the cameras, unfortunately

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People still think he’s backing out?

Pay attention… he thinks he can

beat Biden; backing out would make him

look chicken& weak

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Even Joe at his sleepiest has more on the ball than Shits-from-both-ends Donny. Dinner tonight is a big bowl of popcorn.

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Can you sing the national anthem for us, patriot? We’ll spot you the “O”.

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I'd settle for him reciting the words. I would bet $ that he can't

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I swear I don’t think he could recite the alphabet.

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Perhaps in a language nobody speaks ? 😁

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He evidently speaks shark. They have a repoir because of the

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Actually, there was some video of him at a public event where the Star Spangled Banner was being played, and watching him move his mouth, it appeared that he did not know most of the words.

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Precisely.

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Found it on YouTube. Search for trump national anthem. They were standing on a football field and he has military people around him. Maybe Army-Navy game?

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Your page is the highlight of my day and never fails to make me laff out loud. Keep it up. You should've @potus on the bike riding post!

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John McCain. was he a sucker or a loser?

Trick question: According to donald, he was both.

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Drumph is a draft dodging LOSER!

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Donnie, can you tell list any of your businesses that was succesful? And the proof?

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