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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

Evan Hurst at Wonkette refers to James Comer as "Pigfuck McHeehaw" and I'm sorry, I cannot top that

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Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

But 'Rake Stepping Jimmy' is a visual that is easier on my morning feng shui!

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Kay-El's avatar

I just died laughing

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Openly Fae's avatar

Is there a necromancer in the house?

Never saw why people get all up in arms about necromancers. They just want to raise everyone's spirits.

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Betsy's avatar

LOL

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Morgan's avatar

😂🤣😂

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Janine's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Alicia Norman's avatar

Me too , me too!!!

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Andrea's avatar

I can't even say "Pigfuck McHeehaw" without laughing hysterically.

"Rake-Stepping Jimmy" is spectacular, though.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Damn. That IS good!

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Chris Rey's avatar

Please… Stop… my stomach muscles hurt.

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Chris Rey's avatar

Ohhhh no! Please DON’T stop!!

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RV maxima's avatar

I have been to 3 County fair 2 goat fuckings and I even slept in a ditch once but you all, we never seen nothin' like old Pigfuck McHeehaw!

Some long ago country cracker stuff that shithells like these 2 door knobs bring to mind.

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Morgan's avatar

That’s funny AF

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RV maxima's avatar

Why,I hear banjo music!

Something to go with our GOP crackers.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

I like that one. I call him Congressman Pudface.

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Carrie Duncan's avatar

How I adore Wonkette and Evan Hurst the Brilliant and most especially Wonkette Editrix, who once block quoted me:

https://www.wonkette.com/p/don-t-worry-about-a-thing?utm_source=%2Fsearch%2Fcarrie&utm_medium=reader2

...and I name-checked you because I'd just discovered you at E Jean's and I wanted everyone to head on over here. (Apparently too late, as it seems EVERYONE had already beat me here.)

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Rick Bonin's avatar

In Missouri, we refer to our Governor (Mike Parson R-MO) as Gov Heehaw. He reminds me of Goober Pyle.

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Abigail Norling's avatar

Perfect!

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D.Allen's avatar

That is priceless!

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DR Darke's avatar

I object! That statement is an insult to the fine and talented performers of the long-running syndicated country variety show HEE-HAW!

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

Perfect! Yes, that cannot be toped.

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Openly Fae's avatar

These hooligans. I just don't get how allegedly thinking people can look at Hunter and Jim/James and decide Hunter is the villain here.

I am supposed to have actual respect for beings who believe Republicans can perform (or have any interest in) actual governance.

I'm brought back to that moment when whichever of Donald's idiot male spawn said "Democrats aren't even human."

Every accusation from them is a confession.

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Sköll's avatar

You go, Hunter. You are no saint and fucked up in life just as much as any other person fucked up in life, but you are a fucking haloed Saint compared to that Colossus of Rho-Fuckup-des of Dolan Trump. And my hat is off to you, Sir, for standing up to and fighting your demons. Fuck those MAGAts, they are not worth the dogshit you scrape off your boots, James Comer included.

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Ruth A James's avatar

Well said Skoll, I sit here reading your comment over and over. I do not know why, but when I was a young mother and my children started school, whenever something came up with another child or the parent of that child would do something stupid... I had to decide right then how I was going to handle a situation (by no means on this scale). I told myself I would never be that parent who would say “My Johnny would NEVER do that”. I was always afraid of it biting me in the butt.

It applies here. Hunter got caught up in a very real scenario of life. Even though he comes from a very loving family, that does not make us immune to our self emotions that can lead us to finding a reprieve. So, he chose wrongly. He is human. I do not wish this kind of (depressive/dire feelings, on anyone). He did a good thing yesterday and it is going to be a big part of his healing.

It makes me wonder about all these r’s’ family are so perfect??? Are their children??? If they are such religious zealots that they don’t see “forgiveness or empathy for others??? Oh, this is so wrong... this is not who we are. I pray Karma or whatever fits, hits them in the ASS and pulls them down, hurting only the guilty ones, not their child. Of all the people in their Cult, is this what they would do to their child? Let a troubled child be punished for a crime to their father? Truth is, there is no crime to their Father.. the accusers have NO EVIDENCE. Blasphemy...BS.

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Steve B's avatar

I have never had a "demon" in alcohol or drugs, but I still think the worst thing a person can do is belittle someone -- and that is EXACTLY what Republicans did to Hunter, just like he said -- who is going through recovery. It should be something to celebrate, not denounce. JFC, I HATE the right-wing!

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Joanne Filipo's avatar

I’m with you. I’ve never seen a more hateful, divisive and ineffective group of thugs in my life...

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RV maxima's avatar

Amen. Can't be bothered with actually doing the job they are paid to do. No legislation coming from these 2 twits or the others in their "Caucasus". But screw around with anyone trying to do the job of Congress? Absolutely. Just do stunts like this to get on FOX and speak to whatever % of the country that listens to this bs. What was actually going through their minds when they took an oath to serve? The lowest of the low. And power at any cost.

I wouldn't spite on them to put out a fire. The other choice is just not physically possible of an option.

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Sköll's avatar

I agree with your comments above, completely. As for Dante's Inferno... I get a kick out of remembering those old religious pamphlets... Jack Chick, I just recalled the name, and the title of it... This Was Your Life. In the end the bad R gets tossed by an Angel into a boiling lake of fire. What I get a kick out of is imagining it is Donald Trump being tossed in. Very Schadenfreudly of me. :D https://www.chick.com/products/tract?stk=1&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQiA7OqrBhD9ARIsAK3UXh1TBgCerKZPluDiGVJ4o3Z89T6uGiZXUsOlW4HJhat2_TtzB82FtYcaAjgdEALw_wcB

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Sköll's avatar

Maybe some aspiring film artists could do that story lol It would be a hit. Probably lose Trump his evangelical base.

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Ransom Rideout's avatar

They are right up there with the 1938-9 Hitler paid Nazi traitors, documented by Rachel in her "Ultra" Today they are in Putin's control. Worse? Same? Worse?

Poor Dante. He just could not envision the need for more gates. He must have been an Originalist.

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Steve B's avatar

Worse. They have better weapons and infinitely better methods of communication.

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Ransom Rideout's avatar

See below Janet

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Steve B's avatar

My mom, who has 26 years on me, says the same thing, and she was born during the Hoover administration. It has never been this bad -- they make Newt Gingrich (PISS be upon him) look like a piker!

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Satan is in the market for a Hades makeover.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

He'll be calling Johanna Gaines.

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Kay-El's avatar

I always erred on the side of “my kids probably did do it” 😂

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Morgan's avatar

My adulting kids.. yup you’re guilty but they own it.. thank God

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un poco loco's avatar

Some of the most fucked-up people I've known were children of people associated with extreme evangelical xtians. Or the evangelicals themselves. An uncle of mine who preached for Revival Fires was one of the worst I knew. Don't know that he ever stole the wooden leg of one of his victims in a barn loft but the things I heard about were bad enough. (Flannery O'Connor was a great tour guide for dealing with my family.)

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un poco loco's avatar

Oh, and both his sons used -- and dealt -- drugs all the way through Bible college... so yeah, children too.

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Kay-El's avatar

The two Jims especially

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Sköll's avatar

Would have to take the boots to an auto power wash spray for those. Ew. Ew. Ew.

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Barb Harris's avatar

James Gomer and Gym Jordan especially

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

you mean, Pigfuck Mc Heehaw.

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Kay-El's avatar

Hypocrites R Us is doing a fine business this holiday season.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

And they don't take time off spewing their toxic bullshit or following orders from his assholiness anytime throughout the year. If only the ghost of Christmas past would visit and haunt him till the diapers are filled.

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Kay-El's avatar

Glad to see the court “rewarded” them for their whining. Keep it up fuckwits and it’ll be due on Friday

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Cathy Carrozza's avatar

🤣🤣

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Mark L's avatar

Good One

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Tess's avatar

🏆First of all-your trophy for best run-on sentences of any writer in history! We could throw in “fuck” for most usage-but fuck it. Good for Hunter Biden-those dipshits have no clue who they are dealing with-all they do is lie. Have a pleasant Thursday everyone!

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

As my now 102-yr old mother used to exclaim when my brother would get into one of his many escapades, "Jesus Christ on a bicycle!"

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Love that. My grandmother used to say “Christ on a cracker”. 😂

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Susan Niemann's avatar

MAYBE... Jesus was on a bicycle eating a cracker. 🤔

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Nellie was a tiny little Methodist woman from NE Missouri, a lifelong Democrat... she wouldn’t say shit if her mouth was full of it! This was as close to swearing as she’d get. 😂

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Kay-El's avatar

I’m wondering if someone’s post was so full of typos they just deleted rather than edit (which if you’re on a phone, you can’t edit). I did that once and wonder if I was the one you accused of being drunk or on drugs. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Wait...I could have sworn I've made corrections to comments here using my iphone... but I could be thinking of something else

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Sköll's avatar

This website has a problem sometimes. Sometimes I respond to a message and it appears out of place at the top main thread. When that happens, I cut and paste it back in the right thread, and delete that top main thread one.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Gee... I missed Deleted! Oh well. 🤷‍♀️

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Sköll's avatar

Just the thought of a Trumper loudmouth coming here to challenge the people here excites me. I will have popcorn ready. https://youtu.be/O5s3Oj2cPgc?t=79

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Steve B's avatar

Are we just ignoring the fact that Neal is talking about his 102-year-old mom in the present tense? Good for her! My 91-year-old mom toasts her.

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

She’s tough as sinew. Used to be a dancer with the USO at the Hollywood Canteen in WWII.

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RV maxima's avatar

Love it!

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Morgan's avatar

That’s awesome!

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Steve B's avatar

Ha! My mom met my dad at the USO, but I don't think she was a dancer unless she's still hiding stuff from me! Dad was a Marine, mom was a hostess back when that didn't mean "floozy." LOL

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Excellent

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Juli's avatar

Jesus has upgraded to a Peloton

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Janan Broadbent's avatar

😆😆😆🚵‍♀️

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Caroline's avatar

Hypocrites without moral integrity have zero business being in Congress. Fuck off, Gym.

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Shalone's avatar

So true! Seems the entire bunch of republicans in congress lack any kind of integrity, but Gym is especially disgusting.

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Barb Harris's avatar

so many to choose from-each more assholey than the last

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Becky Gibson's avatar

God, I love your poetic use of the English language to stick it to whoever needs “sticking it to”. You are a #1, Jeff. You deserve a Pulitzer, in my opinion. Please keep on keeping on, and thanks for the many grins I get every day that you practice your wicked art!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Almost fell off the damned treadmill trying to read this so, like the cautious senior citizen I am, I jumped off to finish the best read to date. And, As you may know, Jeff brings people together. Yesterday Margot and I met for the first time for lunch and both of us took a break to read EIETMOO. Watched Hunters press conference too! Well played! Thanks Jeff!

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Anti fascist's avatar

We had lots more fun. 😁

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Susan Niemann's avatar

We sure did!🥂

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Susan Niemann's avatar

You have a point! It can be risky-I’m too much of a multi tasker. 🤣 I have SO MUCH to read...Jeff, Jay, Dean and Joyce always!

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Tama2U's avatar

Hunter Biden stands tall in his accountability while little snort-it-if-it’s-white donnie double dip loser jr lays in a heap of shit on a 120 degree steaming sidewalk. I can’t help but think of the comparison as this BS plays out.

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Tess's avatar

well said!

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Ruth A James's avatar

Your reply is AWESOME 🤣

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Nancy Beck's avatar

I have a hard time watching little Mikey. He looks like the elf on the shelf. His smarmy self-righteousness is so disgusting.

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un poco loco's avatar

Me too. I already have Church-Asshole-Dude PTSD, and he triggers it every time. The last time I went to a church service, I was dealing with a divorce and depression -- I'd worked the night before (mainframe support) but got up early, got me & my toddler dressed respectably, then had to leave him with the "bible school" nursery because toddlers weren't allowed in the service (where he spent an hour gluing cotton-ball clouds on a piece of blue construction paper.) Then I listened to the preacher expound on his theme: women who work (outside the home -- work inside the home is OUR JOB, of course) are a scourge, responsible for everything that is wrong with society, including crime and sex and liberal stuff. It kind of rankled, especially because if I didn't have a job, we would have been homeless and starving. Should have walked out, but frankly, I was too fucking tired.

Every time I see Holy Mike's smug, self-righteous face, I just want to belt him.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

I hope someone does.

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Chet Brandt's avatar

Congrats TC for leaving that “ holier than thou” church. That kind of thinking about what a woman should be doing went out of vogue in the ‘70s…. Maybe earlier for some women. Nevertheless, I am sick of all of these self righteous religious zealots. Don’t tell anyone what to do if you are not willingly to do it yourself— raising children and maintaining a healthy and safe environment is a partnership not one person’s particular responsibility. So, Mr. Speaker go fuck your self and make sure your son isn’t “ greasing weasel!”

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George A. Polisner's avatar

So Jeff, are you saying that all the time invested in Benghazi is now totally forgotten? I for one am so grateful that was the all-consuming focus of the sociopathic GOP for awhile. During that time they couldn’t concentrate on more tax cuts for billionaires and corporations. They could only barely focus on trying to take healthcare away from the millions who gained access under the ACA. They couldn’t focus on all those Antifa’s causing chaos in the streets while fighting the fascist GOP base.

So sad. After Hunter Biden and an evidence and factless impeachment ‘inquiry’ into President Biden I have to believe Chelsea Clinton will be called in front of a House Committee on Jewish Space Lasers, determined to find out if she was abrupt with a cashier at Duane Reade at one time or another. My eyes are perpetually stuck rolled back in my head.

Please voters. Make it stop!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Nice! 😂😂😂

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Morgan's avatar

Brilliant George!!

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Cassandra Here's avatar

Does Satan do raptures? Time for these MAGA folks to get called home.

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Cassandra Here's avatar

Oh, and, Hey, Jordan, because fuck you that’s why!

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George A. Polisner's avatar

They were evicted! Even Satan couldn’t stand their sociopathic ignorance!

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Cassandra Here's avatar

Maybe I could make a deal with Satan: Soul for Sale.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

LOL!! Thrown out of Hell

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Charlie Austin's avatar

He should start.

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Gene Oyler's avatar

Jeff. This was an especially good one! Love it. Hey Jordan, because fuck you that’s why!

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Kerry Truchero's avatar

“How’s that shoe fit, Mike?” Well, good question, Jeff. It would fit perfectly, wedged about four inches up inside his rectal cavity.

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Morgan's avatar

Holy moly Kerry.. your post needs to come with a warning not to take a sip of anything boiling hot.. like my hot tea cause I just choked trying not to spew it out of my nose. LMFAO

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Kerry Truchero's avatar

Blame Jeff. He is my inspiration. Winky-winky emoji.

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Gene Oyler's avatar

😂

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Sköll's avatar

They impeached Bill Clinton for a blowjob, and they want Trump to be President again?

I cannot say the words.

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