...and I name-checked you because I'd just discovered you at E Jean's and I wanted everyone to head on over here. (Apparently too late, as it seems EVERYONE had already beat me here.)
You go, Hunter. You are no saint and fucked up in life just as much as any other person fucked up in life, but you are a fucking haloed Saint compared to that Colossus of Rho-Fuckup-des of Dolan Trump. And my hat is off to you, Sir, for standing up to and fighting your demons. Fuck those MAGAts, they are not worth the dogshit you scrape off your boots, James Comer included.
Well said Skoll, I sit here reading your comment over and over. I do not know why, but when I was a young mother and my children started school, whenever something came up with another child or the parent of that child would do something stupid... I had to decide right then how I was going to handle a situation (by no means on this scale). I told myself I would never be that parent who would say “My Johnny would NEVER do that”. I was always afraid of it biting me in the butt.
It applies here. Hunter got caught up in a very real scenario of life. Even though he comes from a very loving family, that does not make us immune to our self emotions that can lead us to finding a reprieve. So, he chose wrongly. He is human. I do not wish this kind of (depressive/dire feelings, on anyone). He did a good thing yesterday and it is going to be a big part of his healing.
It makes me wonder about all these r’s’ family are so perfect??? Are their children??? If they are such religious zealots that they don’t see “forgiveness or empathy for others??? Oh, this is so wrong... this is not who we are. I pray Karma or whatever fits, hits them in the ASS and pulls them down, hurting only the guilty ones, not their child. Of all the people in their Cult, is this what they would do to their child? Let a troubled child be punished for a crime to their father? Truth is, there is no crime to their Father.. the accusers have NO EVIDENCE. Blasphemy...BS.
I have never had a "demon" in alcohol or drugs, but I still think the worst thing a person can do is belittle someone -- and that is EXACTLY what Republicans did to Hunter, just like he said -- who is going through recovery. It should be something to celebrate, not denounce. JFC, I HATE the right-wing!
Amen. Can't be bothered with actually doing the job they are paid to do. No legislation coming from these 2 twits or the others in their "Caucasus". But screw around with anyone trying to do the job of Congress? Absolutely. Just do stunts like this to get on FOX and speak to whatever % of the country that listens to this bs. What was actually going through their minds when they took an oath to serve? The lowest of the low. And power at any cost.
I wouldn't spite on them to put out a fire. The other choice is just not physically possible of an option.
They are right up there with the 1938-9 Hitler paid Nazi traitors, documented by Rachel in her "Ultra" Today they are in Putin's control. Worse? Same? Worse?
Poor Dante. He just could not envision the need for more gates. He must have been an Originalist.
My mom, who has 26 years on me, says the same thing, and she was born during the Hoover administration. It has never been this bad -- they make Newt Gingrich (PISS be upon him) look like a piker!
Some of the most fucked-up people I've known were children of people associated with extreme evangelical xtians. Or the evangelicals themselves. An uncle of mine who preached for Revival Fires was one of the worst I knew. Don't know that he ever stole the wooden leg of one of his victims in a barn loft but the things I heard about were bad enough. (Flannery O'Connor was a great tour guide for dealing with my family.)
And they don't take time off spewing their toxic bullshit or following orders from his assholiness anytime throughout the year. If only the ghost of Christmas past would visit and haunt him till the diapers are filled.
🏆First of all-your trophy for best run-on sentences of any writer in history! We could throw in “fuck” for most usage-but fuck it. Good for Hunter Biden-those dipshits have no clue who they are dealing with-all they do is lie. Have a pleasant Thursday everyone!
Nellie was a tiny little Methodist woman from NE Missouri, a lifelong Democrat... she wouldn’t say shit if her mouth was full of it! This was as close to swearing as she’d get. 😂
I’m wondering if someone’s post was so full of typos they just deleted rather than edit (which if you’re on a phone, you can’t edit). I did that once and wonder if I was the one you accused of being drunk or on drugs. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
This website has a problem sometimes. Sometimes I respond to a message and it appears out of place at the top main thread. When that happens, I cut and paste it back in the right thread, and delete that top main thread one.
Just the thought of a Trumper loudmouth coming here to challenge the people here excites me. I will have popcorn ready. https://youtu.be/O5s3Oj2cPgc?t=79
Ha! My mom met my dad at the USO, but I don't think she was a dancer unless she's still hiding stuff from me! Dad was a Marine, mom was a hostess back when that didn't mean "floozy." LOL
God, I love your poetic use of the English language to stick it to whoever needs “sticking it to”. You are a #1, Jeff. You deserve a Pulitzer, in my opinion. Please keep on keeping on, and thanks for the many grins I get every day that you practice your wicked art!
Almost fell off the damned treadmill trying to read this so, like the cautious senior citizen I am, I jumped off to finish the best read to date. And, As you may know, Jeff brings people together. Yesterday Margot and I met for the first time for lunch and both of us took a break to read EIETMOO. Watched Hunters press conference too! Well played! Thanks Jeff!
Hunter Biden stands tall in his accountability while little snort-it-if-it’s-white donnie double dip loser jr lays in a heap of shit on a 120 degree steaming sidewalk. I can’t help but think of the comparison as this BS plays out.
Me too. I already have Church-Asshole-Dude PTSD, and he triggers it every time. The last time I went to a church service, I was dealing with a divorce and depression -- I'd worked the night before (mainframe support) but got up early, got me & my toddler dressed respectably, then had to leave him with the "bible school" nursery because toddlers weren't allowed in the service (where he spent an hour gluing cotton-ball clouds on a piece of blue construction paper.) Then I listened to the preacher expound on his theme: women who work (outside the home -- work inside the home is OUR JOB, of course) are a scourge, responsible for everything that is wrong with society, including crime and sex and liberal stuff. It kind of rankled, especially because if I didn't have a job, we would have been homeless and starving. Should have walked out, but frankly, I was too fucking tired.
Every time I see Holy Mike's smug, self-righteous face, I just want to belt him.
Congrats TC for leaving that “ holier than thou” church. That kind of thinking about what a woman should be doing went out of vogue in the ‘70s…. Maybe earlier for some women. Nevertheless, I am sick of all of these self righteous religious zealots. Don’t tell anyone what to do if you are not willingly to do it yourself— raising children and maintaining a healthy and safe environment is a partnership not one person’s particular responsibility. So, Mr. Speaker go fuck your self and make sure your son isn’t “ greasing weasel!”
So Jeff, are you saying that all the time invested in Benghazi is now totally forgotten? I for one am so grateful that was the all-consuming focus of the sociopathic GOP for awhile. During that time they couldn’t concentrate on more tax cuts for billionaires and corporations. They could only barely focus on trying to take healthcare away from the millions who gained access under the ACA. They couldn’t focus on all those Antifa’s causing chaos in the streets while fighting the fascist GOP base.
So sad. After Hunter Biden and an evidence and factless impeachment ‘inquiry’ into President Biden I have to believe Chelsea Clinton will be called in front of a House Committee on Jewish Space Lasers, determined to find out if she was abrupt with a cashier at Duane Reade at one time or another. My eyes are perpetually stuck rolled back in my head.
Holy moly Kerry.. your post needs to come with a warning not to take a sip of anything boiling hot.. like my hot tea cause I just choked trying not to spew it out of my nose. LMFAO
Evan Hurst at Wonkette refers to James Comer as "Pigfuck McHeehaw" and I'm sorry, I cannot top that
But 'Rake Stepping Jimmy' is a visual that is easier on my morning feng shui!
I just died laughing
Is there a necromancer in the house?
Never saw why people get all up in arms about necromancers. They just want to raise everyone's spirits.
LOL
😂🤣😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me too , me too!!!
I can't even say "Pigfuck McHeehaw" without laughing hysterically.
"Rake-Stepping Jimmy" is spectacular, though.
Damn. That IS good!
Please… Stop… my stomach muscles hurt.
Ohhhh no! Please DON’T stop!!
I have been to 3 County fair 2 goat fuckings and I even slept in a ditch once but you all, we never seen nothin' like old Pigfuck McHeehaw!
Some long ago country cracker stuff that shithells like these 2 door knobs bring to mind.
That’s funny AF
Why,I hear banjo music!
Something to go with our GOP crackers.
I like that one. I call him Congressman Pudface.
How I adore Wonkette and Evan Hurst the Brilliant and most especially Wonkette Editrix, who once block quoted me:
https://www.wonkette.com/p/don-t-worry-about-a-thing?utm_source=%2Fsearch%2Fcarrie&utm_medium=reader2
...and I name-checked you because I'd just discovered you at E Jean's and I wanted everyone to head on over here. (Apparently too late, as it seems EVERYONE had already beat me here.)
In Missouri, we refer to our Governor (Mike Parson R-MO) as Gov Heehaw. He reminds me of Goober Pyle.
Perfect!
That is priceless!
I object! That statement is an insult to the fine and talented performers of the long-running syndicated country variety show HEE-HAW!
Perfect! Yes, that cannot be toped.
These hooligans. I just don't get how allegedly thinking people can look at Hunter and Jim/James and decide Hunter is the villain here.
I am supposed to have actual respect for beings who believe Republicans can perform (or have any interest in) actual governance.
I'm brought back to that moment when whichever of Donald's idiot male spawn said "Democrats aren't even human."
Every accusation from them is a confession.
PROJECTION. ALWAYS PROJECTION.
This is how hard Republicans project....
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/marvel_dc/images/e/ef/Batman_59.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20231208162323
Darn! Can't open it.
Nuts!
Okay, try this...
https://drive.google.com/file/d/147vIL0kuFQWu86VgBUkB6zdrJx4_f8Xo/view?usp=drive_link
You go, Hunter. You are no saint and fucked up in life just as much as any other person fucked up in life, but you are a fucking haloed Saint compared to that Colossus of Rho-Fuckup-des of Dolan Trump. And my hat is off to you, Sir, for standing up to and fighting your demons. Fuck those MAGAts, they are not worth the dogshit you scrape off your boots, James Comer included.
Well said Skoll, I sit here reading your comment over and over. I do not know why, but when I was a young mother and my children started school, whenever something came up with another child or the parent of that child would do something stupid... I had to decide right then how I was going to handle a situation (by no means on this scale). I told myself I would never be that parent who would say “My Johnny would NEVER do that”. I was always afraid of it biting me in the butt.
It applies here. Hunter got caught up in a very real scenario of life. Even though he comes from a very loving family, that does not make us immune to our self emotions that can lead us to finding a reprieve. So, he chose wrongly. He is human. I do not wish this kind of (depressive/dire feelings, on anyone). He did a good thing yesterday and it is going to be a big part of his healing.
It makes me wonder about all these r’s’ family are so perfect??? Are their children??? If they are such religious zealots that they don’t see “forgiveness or empathy for others??? Oh, this is so wrong... this is not who we are. I pray Karma or whatever fits, hits them in the ASS and pulls them down, hurting only the guilty ones, not their child. Of all the people in their Cult, is this what they would do to their child? Let a troubled child be punished for a crime to their father? Truth is, there is no crime to their Father.. the accusers have NO EVIDENCE. Blasphemy...BS.
I have never had a "demon" in alcohol or drugs, but I still think the worst thing a person can do is belittle someone -- and that is EXACTLY what Republicans did to Hunter, just like he said -- who is going through recovery. It should be something to celebrate, not denounce. JFC, I HATE the right-wing!
I’m with you. I’ve never seen a more hateful, divisive and ineffective group of thugs in my life...
Amen. Can't be bothered with actually doing the job they are paid to do. No legislation coming from these 2 twits or the others in their "Caucasus". But screw around with anyone trying to do the job of Congress? Absolutely. Just do stunts like this to get on FOX and speak to whatever % of the country that listens to this bs. What was actually going through their minds when they took an oath to serve? The lowest of the low. And power at any cost.
I wouldn't spite on them to put out a fire. The other choice is just not physically possible of an option.
I agree with your comments above, completely. As for Dante's Inferno... I get a kick out of remembering those old religious pamphlets... Jack Chick, I just recalled the name, and the title of it... This Was Your Life. In the end the bad R gets tossed by an Angel into a boiling lake of fire. What I get a kick out of is imagining it is Donald Trump being tossed in. Very Schadenfreudly of me. :D https://www.chick.com/products/tract?stk=1&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQiA7OqrBhD9ARIsAK3UXh1TBgCerKZPluDiGVJ4o3Z89T6uGiZXUsOlW4HJhat2_TtzB82FtYcaAjgdEALw_wcB
Maybe some aspiring film artists could do that story lol It would be a hit. Probably lose Trump his evangelical base.
They are right up there with the 1938-9 Hitler paid Nazi traitors, documented by Rachel in her "Ultra" Today they are in Putin's control. Worse? Same? Worse?
Poor Dante. He just could not envision the need for more gates. He must have been an Originalist.
Worse. They have better weapons and infinitely better methods of communication.
See below Janet
My mom, who has 26 years on me, says the same thing, and she was born during the Hoover administration. It has never been this bad -- they make Newt Gingrich (PISS be upon him) look like a piker!
Satan is in the market for a Hades makeover.
He'll be calling Johanna Gaines.
I always erred on the side of “my kids probably did do it” 😂
My adulting kids.. yup you’re guilty but they own it.. thank God
Some of the most fucked-up people I've known were children of people associated with extreme evangelical xtians. Or the evangelicals themselves. An uncle of mine who preached for Revival Fires was one of the worst I knew. Don't know that he ever stole the wooden leg of one of his victims in a barn loft but the things I heard about were bad enough. (Flannery O'Connor was a great tour guide for dealing with my family.)
Oh, and both his sons used -- and dealt -- drugs all the way through Bible college... so yeah, children too.
The two Jims especially
Would have to take the boots to an auto power wash spray for those. Ew. Ew. Ew.
James Gomer and Gym Jordan especially
YES!!!
you mean, Pigfuck Mc Heehaw.
Hypocrites R Us is doing a fine business this holiday season.
And they don't take time off spewing their toxic bullshit or following orders from his assholiness anytime throughout the year. If only the ghost of Christmas past would visit and haunt him till the diapers are filled.
Glad to see the court “rewarded” them for their whining. Keep it up fuckwits and it’ll be due on Friday
🤣🤣
Good One
🏆First of all-your trophy for best run-on sentences of any writer in history! We could throw in “fuck” for most usage-but fuck it. Good for Hunter Biden-those dipshits have no clue who they are dealing with-all they do is lie. Have a pleasant Thursday everyone!
As my now 102-yr old mother used to exclaim when my brother would get into one of his many escapades, "Jesus Christ on a bicycle!"
Love that. My grandmother used to say “Christ on a cracker”. 😂
MAYBE... Jesus was on a bicycle eating a cracker. 🤔
Nellie was a tiny little Methodist woman from NE Missouri, a lifelong Democrat... she wouldn’t say shit if her mouth was full of it! This was as close to swearing as she’d get. 😂
I’m wondering if someone’s post was so full of typos they just deleted rather than edit (which if you’re on a phone, you can’t edit). I did that once and wonder if I was the one you accused of being drunk or on drugs. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wait...I could have sworn I've made corrections to comments here using my iphone... but I could be thinking of something else
This website has a problem sometimes. Sometimes I respond to a message and it appears out of place at the top main thread. When that happens, I cut and paste it back in the right thread, and delete that top main thread one.
Gee... I missed Deleted! Oh well. 🤷♀️
Just the thought of a Trumper loudmouth coming here to challenge the people here excites me. I will have popcorn ready. https://youtu.be/O5s3Oj2cPgc?t=79
Are we just ignoring the fact that Neal is talking about his 102-year-old mom in the present tense? Good for her! My 91-year-old mom toasts her.
She’s tough as sinew. Used to be a dancer with the USO at the Hollywood Canteen in WWII.
Love it!
That’s awesome!
Ha! My mom met my dad at the USO, but I don't think she was a dancer unless she's still hiding stuff from me! Dad was a Marine, mom was a hostess back when that didn't mean "floozy." LOL
Excellent
Jesus has upgraded to a Peloton
😆😆😆🚵♀️
Hypocrites without moral integrity have zero business being in Congress. Fuck off, Gym.
So true! Seems the entire bunch of republicans in congress lack any kind of integrity, but Gym is especially disgusting.
so many to choose from-each more assholey than the last
God, I love your poetic use of the English language to stick it to whoever needs “sticking it to”. You are a #1, Jeff. You deserve a Pulitzer, in my opinion. Please keep on keeping on, and thanks for the many grins I get every day that you practice your wicked art!
Almost fell off the damned treadmill trying to read this so, like the cautious senior citizen I am, I jumped off to finish the best read to date. And, As you may know, Jeff brings people together. Yesterday Margot and I met for the first time for lunch and both of us took a break to read EIETMOO. Watched Hunters press conference too! Well played! Thanks Jeff!
We had lots more fun. 😁
We sure did!🥂
I <3 this!
You have a point! It can be risky-I’m too much of a multi tasker. 🤣 I have SO MUCH to read...Jeff, Jay, Dean and Joyce always!
Hunter Biden stands tall in his accountability while little snort-it-if-it’s-white donnie double dip loser jr lays in a heap of shit on a 120 degree steaming sidewalk. I can’t help but think of the comparison as this BS plays out.
well said!
Your reply is AWESOME 🤣
I have a hard time watching little Mikey. He looks like the elf on the shelf. His smarmy self-righteousness is so disgusting.
Me too. I already have Church-Asshole-Dude PTSD, and he triggers it every time. The last time I went to a church service, I was dealing with a divorce and depression -- I'd worked the night before (mainframe support) but got up early, got me & my toddler dressed respectably, then had to leave him with the "bible school" nursery because toddlers weren't allowed in the service (where he spent an hour gluing cotton-ball clouds on a piece of blue construction paper.) Then I listened to the preacher expound on his theme: women who work (outside the home -- work inside the home is OUR JOB, of course) are a scourge, responsible for everything that is wrong with society, including crime and sex and liberal stuff. It kind of rankled, especially because if I didn't have a job, we would have been homeless and starving. Should have walked out, but frankly, I was too fucking tired.
Every time I see Holy Mike's smug, self-righteous face, I just want to belt him.
I hope someone does.
Congrats TC for leaving that “ holier than thou” church. That kind of thinking about what a woman should be doing went out of vogue in the ‘70s…. Maybe earlier for some women. Nevertheless, I am sick of all of these self righteous religious zealots. Don’t tell anyone what to do if you are not willingly to do it yourself— raising children and maintaining a healthy and safe environment is a partnership not one person’s particular responsibility. So, Mr. Speaker go fuck your self and make sure your son isn’t “ greasing weasel!”
So Jeff, are you saying that all the time invested in Benghazi is now totally forgotten? I for one am so grateful that was the all-consuming focus of the sociopathic GOP for awhile. During that time they couldn’t concentrate on more tax cuts for billionaires and corporations. They could only barely focus on trying to take healthcare away from the millions who gained access under the ACA. They couldn’t focus on all those Antifa’s causing chaos in the streets while fighting the fascist GOP base.
So sad. After Hunter Biden and an evidence and factless impeachment ‘inquiry’ into President Biden I have to believe Chelsea Clinton will be called in front of a House Committee on Jewish Space Lasers, determined to find out if she was abrupt with a cashier at Duane Reade at one time or another. My eyes are perpetually stuck rolled back in my head.
Please voters. Make it stop!
Nice! 😂😂😂
Brilliant George!!
Does Satan do raptures? Time for these MAGA folks to get called home.
Oh, and, Hey, Jordan, because fuck you that’s why!
They were evicted! Even Satan couldn’t stand their sociopathic ignorance!
Maybe I could make a deal with Satan: Soul for Sale.
LOL!! Thrown out of Hell
He should start.
Jeff. This was an especially good one! Love it. Hey Jordan, because fuck you that’s why!
“How’s that shoe fit, Mike?” Well, good question, Jeff. It would fit perfectly, wedged about four inches up inside his rectal cavity.
Holy moly Kerry.. your post needs to come with a warning not to take a sip of anything boiling hot.. like my hot tea cause I just choked trying not to spew it out of my nose. LMFAO
Blame Jeff. He is my inspiration. Winky-winky emoji.
😂
They impeached Bill Clinton for a blowjob, and they want Trump to be President again?
I cannot say the words.