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note: after I sent the email version out, I was made aware of the Joe Biden little league coach photo, so I added it

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Does P01135809 ever look around and say: And you may ask yourself, "Where is that large automobile?"

And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful house"

Apologies to Talking Heads

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Dec 3, 2023·edited Dec 3, 2023

Jeff, I always appreciate your including the text for these videos, because it’s really impossible for me to listen to this demented man’s voice. It literally makes me feel sick.

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This dude is easily the world's most useful idiot. There's absolutely no reason anyone this stupid and insane should have any power, any sway, any love from the court of public opinion. Somehow though he's got this hypnotic effect on idiots that make them jump on any sword to save him.

But for a cookie and two compliments, you too can talk Red Light Special Rapunzel into doing your bidding as long as it's evil or racist. Preferably both though.

And once he forgets Ivanka is his daughter he'll do anything for her number.

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I need to be careful. I don't want to get run over by a mental institution or prison. After all, they're storming the southern border. (What the actual fuck???)

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I remember after Trump was elected there were psychiatrists positing that Trump was unstable and that's when the buzz started about Trump being a malignant narcissist. When these same psychiatrists were questioned as to how they could make a diagnosis without ever sitting down and talking to Trump, they responded that psychiatrists go by how a patient like Trump ACTS, not by his words, because they don't tell their doctors the truth.

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David Graham in "The Atlantic" writes that at rallies Trump is continually mixing up the Biden and Obama administrations and said he beat Obama "in an election everyone said couldn't be won." ?!?!?!?! He also said he beat "Bush", the leader "who got us into the Middle East." when he was actually referring to Jeb Bush. And also said that Kim Jong Un "leads 1.4 billion people" confusing him with Xi Jinping. Trump needs to be dragged off the stage and put in a rubber room.

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And there are humans that lap that shit up. Oy, vey iz mir.

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There is a place in heaven (or where ever one goes after living on Earth) for saints such as Jeff who are willing to sift through the Madness of Orange Sudafed McTurdy's word salad.

Bless you for your service, Jeff.

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Yup, a whole steaming pile of detritus, served up with increasing regularity by the painted shitgibbon. I hope, and - yes - even pray, that he and the entire freakin' GOP lose disastrously in 2024 so that we don't have to hear this crap ever again.

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Dec 3, 2023·edited Dec 3, 2023

The media ignores Orange Jesus's dementia and harps on Biden's age, and that makes me want to slap someone into next Wednesday, preferably a network, Washpo or NYT reporter. I have a little list.

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I never hear LDFF speak so I’m grateful you post the clips ... man, he’s really waaay out there. Had to listen twice to be sure I heard it right. And I agree with Neal Stiffelman... it’s beyond comprehension that people are applauding this nutbag. Thanks for doing the heavy lifting! ✌️

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I am not sure what is more pathetic - his very obvious cognitive decline - or the fact that anyone would actually consider voting for him after listening to this.

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I truly think the reason all republican "leaders" are so scared of trump that they say the stupidest things is that when putin handed him the presidency, he had a party for all r. "leaders" in which he provided drugs, alcohol and hookers, along with rooms that had cameras. If they don't say the right thing, or if they turn on him, he reminds them of the party and what he's got on them.

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Hey! I am as ‘freakishly tall’ as Barron.

The kid has enough problems being Trump’s son. Don’t make it worse by implying that there’s something weird about above average height.

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He’s going to be sworn in as President.

Yeah, you didn’t believe it the first time either, did you?

After January 6, I told a friend the country wouldn’t survive a second Trump presidency. Since then I have come to believe we didn’t survive the first one - we’re just in the ‘denial’ stage.

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