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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I was going to call Scharf an 'engery vampire' and insert a pic of Colin Robinson — and then I decided it was too obscure a reference, so I didn't.

flash poll question: was I wrong?

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Nancy Neese's avatar

I would’ve gotten it… And if I didn’t, I would’ve looked up Colin Robinson. Please don’t hesitate with the “obscure” references. 😉

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Mike Hammer's avatar

Just sent me down a wabbit hole!

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Cassandra Here's avatar

Me, too. But perfect.

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BC's avatar

I didn't get it, but looked up Colin Robinson, aka that Dilbert-looking dude. I've never been interested in vampires or vampire shows. But, please always share what you know. I can't tell you how much I learn on these substacks.

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Tama2U's avatar

Truthfully I had to look up what a Colin Robinson is but once I did I proclaim your initial instinct to do so brilliant! lol

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

Go binge NOW. Do it, do it.

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

who's Colin Robinson?

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Diane J's avatar

Energy vampire in What We Do In The Shadows. Hilarious show.

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Sköll's avatar

Not the movie made in NZ. The TV series where the vampires live in the Bronx.

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Diane J's avatar

Never knew there was one in NZ.

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Sköll's avatar

Yea, it is a pretty good movie, it is what started it all. I recommend finding it streaming somewhere, probably Amazon. Worth it.

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Diane J's avatar

Definitely will look it up on Prime.

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Mike Hammer's avatar

I know. I’m asking the same question. 🤓

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S74's avatar

I googled him

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Janan Broadbent's avatar

I had to look it up too

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Burke's avatar

That would be great. Colin is much better looking but the reference is spot on. Ditto Stephen Miller. Nandor would take them both out for being ass hats.

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Lisa K. Obrien's avatar

Because he never relents.

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Kate's avatar
Jun 3Edited

👏👏 that is why we love you!! And yes, on this RARE occasion you were wrong, but only because you deprived people of learning about one of the greatest shows EVER, but at least now they will have the opportunity! And sadly, it is coming up on its last season…

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birdgal's avatar

Yes! There are dozens of us!

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Jodi Richard's avatar

I would have laughed my ass off cause it’s true, although it sort of does offend Colin Robinson.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

I can't recall the actors name , but he's AWESOME.

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

Mark Proshk (something like that)

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Yes ! I remembered his last name looked hard to pronounce.

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Kaye Stone's avatar

Well, this comment sent me to Google, and I am not any more wise. So, I say you were right.

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Krista Allen's avatar

DO IT! More people should know about What We Do In The Shadows.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

ENERGY VAMPIRE !

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steve robertshaw's avatar

You made the right call. Sometimes too obscure is going to distract from the "flow" of humor or righteous feelings you're laying out.

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Libbey Dem's avatar

He definitely pulled the energy out of our living room yesterday during that interview with George. I had to go outside and regroup. Talking in monotone is one of my pet peeves. I usually just walk away from people who talk like that rolling my eyes. 🙄

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Scharf is most deserving of Colin Robinson's signature comment: "Eat shit!"

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Lisa K. Obrien's avatar

You were wrong, but just this one time. Never hesitate to use a WWDITS reference. BAT!

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

Aw, Colin is a lot more likeable. (If I just THINK about Season 1, Episode 3, I start laughing out loud).

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Diane J's avatar

No. We could look him up on Google or a dozen other sites.

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Carol's avatar

It enrages me that every MAGA dipshit with a mouth seems to be able to get media coverage. Why don’t they ever interview any of the people who think Trump deserves prison like anyone else?

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Diana-Sedona's avatar

Going for the clicks. Enrages me too. A segment on CBS Sunday Morning yesterday showed Ted Koppel at a trump rally. It was so infuriating to watch the MAGAs. Question never asked: Where do you get your news?

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Truth Be Told's avatar

I couldn’t stand to watch it and fast-forwarded through it. I can only handle so much stupidity 🙄

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Morgan's avatar

Amen Susan 🙌🏽

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Kim's avatar

I read a study that stated that people who watch Fox News are actually less informed that people who don't watch the news at all https://www.forbes.com/sites/quora/2016/07/21/a-rigorous-scientific-look-into-the-fox-news-effect/?sh=5f163e2612ab

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

It is true, I had to deprogram my sister every time I visited, and she was only getting secondhand Fox smoke.

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Lynell(VA by way of MD&DC)'s avatar

I think the media would cover Jeff. He knows how to fight fire with fire. He would definitely get their attention!

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Teri's avatar

I vote for saving Jeff from an #OrangeTurd rally. I'd wager most of us would immediately get a raging migraine, complete with vomiting. I would be wary of getting rabies or distemper from unwashed maga's. Not to mention being gaslit, distortion of our reality, etc.

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D Kitterman's avatar

Stupid people are EXHAUSTING!

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

^^^This, you have to explain everything because they always say: "I've never heard of that."

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Megan Ross's avatar

RIGHT?!? Enraged is exactly how I feel.

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Joyce Honea's avatar

We don't garner the flame and fury.

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Linda Weide's avatar

Agreed! Look at how mentally ill they all seem. It is like the mental wards have the sane people with normal things like schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, suicidal ideation, eating disorders, severe depression, inability to sleep, and the Republican party with the MAGAs has the truly mentally ill people who are maniacal, raving, homicidal and delusional. All of them should be locked up to protect us, and to protect themselves.

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

It is so much fun to hear the utter shit that comes out of maga’s 👄 and utter ignorance

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

🎯

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Kerry Truchero's avatar

Okay, okay. Here's what I have to say to the Laura Loomers out there: Stop accusing us Trump critics of having TDS, Trump Derangement Syndrome. Because if you're gonna handcuff yourself to a jail to protest your Fuhrer's incarceration, it's you who are deranged. Fuck off.

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Morgan's avatar

Right ON Kerry!!! They can fuck the fuck off right back to FuckOffiStan

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William Burke's avatar

Uh oh. Bedhead is ramping up. Standby for heavy rolls.⛈️

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Morgan's avatar

Yeah I’ma wee bit cranky cause I have had the stomach flu the past 2 days and I suffer from cyclical vomiting syndrome which is common in children.. not adults.. and I cannot stop vomiting. Called my doctors and it takes 2 days to get back to me.. I’ve lost 10lbs in 2 days.. I’m Native Hawaiian and I’m at 118 right now.. wtf!?! I was born at 265 I swear to God lol..

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William Burke's avatar

Well, unless you’re crushing and snorting Ozempic, I think it’s time for a trip back to the docs office. We can’t afford to take you on as a casualty.

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Morgan's avatar

William thank you. I’ve called them I’m hoping they’ll get back to me sooner than later. They have a 2 day return call thingy. I’m drinking that liquid iv hydration thingy and I have to take extra electrolyte tablets even when I’m not sick.. so I’m a wee bit punchy today cause I feel like giant pile 💩 and my Service Dog is bouncing around like he’s eaten 10lbs of sugar. Yes my brain is fried so I’m in the thingy mood cause I cannot focus worth a shizzle and sorry for typos cause I’m barely hanging on right now..

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William Burke's avatar

Forget this shit. Take it easy. We need you restored to health sooner rather than later. We only have a few certified sharpshooters and you’re one of them.

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arne link's avatar

I'm so sorry you are ill. This is dangerous. Maybe worth a trip to the emergency room (if you have coverage) Best wishes for a full recovery.

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Teri's avatar

That sounds like a trip to a walk-in clinic or ER. Can a friend at least get you OTC anti-vomiting meds? 🙏 Take care.

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Morgan's avatar

I’m hoping.. I have a call to my doctors office and I’m praying it doesn’t snow.. cause I cannot shovel right now..

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arne link's avatar

Wait, snow? In June? I live in the desert and it's hard to imagine snow in June.

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Charlotte Thompson's avatar

Sorry to hear that you are sick Bedhead. I hope you will be doing better soon.

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Morgan's avatar

Thank you beautiful Charlotte 💜

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Sooz Hall's avatar

Just wrote a long post about how *I* might handle this. Perhaps cathartic for me, but for you just white & lilac light and speediest possible healing. Plus radical reduction in relapses.

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Morgan's avatar

Oh Sooz that’s beautiful!! White and lilac light 💜 hubby’s home and I’m going to now go back to bed .. He’s sleeping already snoring and with the remote in his kung fu ninja grip😂🤣😂

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arne link's avatar

OMG, that made me laugh. I have tried to gently dislodge the remote under those circumstances, the grip clamps down exponentially. Thanks for the memory.

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PTW's avatar

Don't you have an Urgent Care available? Screw waiting for the doctors' office to get back to you. You need to go be seen, NOW.

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Morgan's avatar

Yes.. I’m feeling a wee bit better and I haven’t vomited hmmm. I woke up at 7am and it’s 2:45 I haven’t vomited since 10:30-11.. and hubby just drove up thank god. Thank you Lois everyone’s kindness has helped today. 💙

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂

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Morgan's avatar

I know Charlie!! WTF now!?!

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Morgan's avatar

Any advice from you all is appreciated cause this flu is gnarly. Add panic attacks to that list.. so I’m watching the Fellowship of the Ring and I might switch to something less morbid.. yes I’m a slightly whinny lil shit when it comes to vomiting. I was diagnosed with hyperemisis gravardium(sp?) I slaughterd the spelling.. where the hell are my glasses??

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Morgan's avatar

Switched to Harry Potter.. LOL I have the attention span of a gnat right at the moment.. and my Corgi is on the couch off the couch on the couch.. make up your damn mind dog!!

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Lisa K. Obrien's avatar

Good God! It honestly sounds like you could use a little Valium or something. Why has the medical police state become so stingy with something so useful? I hope you feel better really soon!

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Morgan's avatar

I could use it right now Lisa.. just knock my ass out.. my fever is fucking cycling..

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂

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Morgan's avatar

Aging sucks Charlie!!

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Charles Austin's avatar

Hang in there!!😃

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Morgan's avatar

I’m trying my friend!! Hanging by my size 10 feet.. yes my feet are long.. great for swimming 😂 or pinching my damn kids with my long assed toes🤣

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Loomer is a loony. Somebody needs to study this phenomenon. 🤔

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Charles Austin's avatar

Call Marlon Perkins and Jim Fowler. They can dart her and take her to the Raving Lunatic Institute.😆😆

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Morgan's avatar

Ok that was really good 🙌🏽

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Vickie Berry's avatar

🤣

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Deb's avatar

She was on Shitter yesterday absolutely going off on poor Claudia Conway (daughter of George & Alternative Facts Conway) just because she called CF Donnie Diaperstain a Convicted Felon. Loony Loomer accused her of selling "sexual pictures" online.

Loony Loomer was being reported last night on Shitter, but she was still at it this morning saying that "X has new rules that officially allow porn now" which she called "great news for Kellyanne Conway's daughter". She needs to STFU!!

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Morgan's avatar

Grrrrrr.. Loomer=Skank..

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Emmy's avatar

I'm not certain, but you'd think any child of George and Kellyanne Conway would be born with advanced level sarcasm and extreme media spin. Hopefully she's ok. That said, I would not want to be the person either parent came after for messing with their child.

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Robert R's avatar

Must be a full moon Luna Looney is howling ,a dog gone over to the wolves,she needs to taste the 🍄‍🟫 mushroom or go mad 😈

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D Kitterman's avatar

Loomer is just a more aggressively unattractive Karen.

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Morgan's avatar

That was perfect DK!!

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David A Pitock's avatar

Kerry good point

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Diana-Sedona's avatar

Perfect!

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David Olson's avatar

I’m suffering from TTS—tired of Trump syndrome.

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S74's avatar

She gives me a really bad attitude.

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

And incarcerated

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Mark Slattery's avatar

My new bumper stickers just arrived today: Democracy or Dictatorship. Choose wisely!

That needs to be a major theme going forward.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

I agree with you. That is literally the choice.

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

Or like Hillary said {paraphrasing] “ You can go with the guy who’s fighting for democracy or you can go with chaos.”.

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Linda Silfven's avatar

Where did you get the bumper sticker? I want one!

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Mark Slattery's avatar

Amazon - Voila Print is the company.

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Morgan's avatar

Where do we get one?

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Mark Slattery's avatar

Amazon - Voila Print is the company.

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Morgan's avatar

Thank you Mark.. going to Amazon now!!

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

What a world. I'd like to think that the Instagram influencers posing in the produce department at my grocery store while their acolytes snap camera photos were the dumbest human-like objects around.

But that was just a fantasy.

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

A nation of narcissists.

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Morgan's avatar

Absolutely Lorraine!!

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Scott Bernstein's avatar

Sucks ass to live in a "country" where you wish nearly half the people were dead..........

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Megan Ross's avatar

It's not nearly half though! It's less than one third, but the aHoLes get so much media attention it drowns out the rest of us. The Electoral College is what screws us EVERY TIME.

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Scott Bernstein's avatar

Megan - please forgive me if I stay firm on my original calculation....... ;)

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David A Pitock's avatar

About roughly 30%

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Mike Hammer's avatar

They’re already brain dead.

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William Burke's avatar

I need to learn me up some more about these zombie things I’ve been hearing about tangentially.

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MARTHA REDSECKER's avatar

LOVE THIS SOOO MUCH, Scott B!

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Scott Bernstein's avatar

I'm really tired of living in the fucking Twilight Zone.......

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Megan Ross's avatar

You're not alone. I'm f**king exhausted.

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Diana-Sedona's avatar

It's been 9 years. It is so very tiring!

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Mike Hammer's avatar

If I’m going to live in the Twilight Zone let it be in Willoghby.

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Scott Bernstein's avatar

Love that!

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Charles Austin's avatar

Next stop Willoughby.

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Mike Hammer's avatar

Rod Serling’s (and my) favorite episode.

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Lynn Horsky's avatar

All off for Willoghby.....

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Dean Gavney's avatar

Ain't that the truth! It’s fucking exhausting!

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David A Pitock's avatar

God dammit I'm kaput.

Were so tired.

sorry channeling blazing saddles again

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Scott Bernstein's avatar

If there's one movie to channel, that's definitely one of them. "You gotta remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land, the common clay of the New West. You know, morons." Now known as sub-human fuck Dump supporters.

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David A Pitock's avatar

Love it. So true 👍

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shee-rah's avatar

My favorite movie!

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Lynn Horsky's avatar

I couldn't handle the poor horse getting slugged

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Morgan's avatar

AfuckingMen🙌🏽

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Patricia Gomes's avatar

One in particular.

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Scott Bernstein's avatar

He's nothing without the cult followers.......

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Mary Hall's avatar

Thom Hartmann said that when Shitler finally dies, he expects that his cult will fall apart and within five years no one will admit to being a MAGAt.

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Karla's avatar

I so hope that’s true but I’m not counting on it.

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David A Pitock's avatar

We can hope, orange pendejos crap is getting old

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Mary Hall's avatar

It's like we normal people are locked in a room with crazed slow learners.

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Morgan's avatar

AfuckingMen David🙌🏽

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David A Pitock's avatar

Hope you Feel better

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Scott Bernstein's avatar

I'm not the optimistic. Dump unleashed these sub-human fucks into mainstream society. He didn't make them........

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David A Pitock's avatar

Scary thought 😳 they're were already there.

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David Olson's avatar

Some truth that. Never heard any one brag about being a McCarthyite.

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Morgan's avatar

Agreed

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M.T. Kelly's avatar

I submit Mr Hartmann is a little too optimistic. Magas are breeding faster than rabbits on steroids.

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Morgan's avatar

Yes they are MT

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Karla's avatar

Exactly! He is who has has always been; us having to deal with him is only because of his cult.

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

Maybe just 40%.

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Scott Bernstein's avatar

I'm willing to listen......;)

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

Before 2016, I didn't pay much attention to politics, I focused on the economy because of my business. Then when trump won, I looked at video clips of his rallies and I was fucking floored! I lived in NYC in the seventies so I knew what a scumbag he was then, but his rallies freaked me out! My first thought was literally the movie "Invasion of the Body Snatches" had truly happened. I would say it only to have a good analogy to describe the shock of what I saw, but FUCK it seems truer now than ever. What has happened to these people? Mind control, bodily threats if they don't get behind the Fascist Machine? What?

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Susan Niemann's avatar

It’s a great question Lorraine. I mean, I know folks who were seemingly sensible, rational people and then Trump comes along and they are now raving lunatics 🤦‍♀️

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

I personally have never read an explanation that I thought was plausible. I think with these people there was always a screw loose and a lot of smoldering resentment stuffed down so they were perceived as normal, but something happened which I truly believe the internet is responsible for. So my movie's title would be, "Invasion of the Mind Snatchers."

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Morgan's avatar

Thank you for this Lorraine and Susan 💙

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Great title. 👏👏👏

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the real pambo's avatar

I have to ask, “Invasion of the Mind Snatchers”, starring…?

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

MJ Three toes ,her mind goes first, the usual suspects of course, then Me, the last human still standing with a brain that saves the world by getting the chosen ones to snort powdered Clorox that kills the worms that took over their minds. The rest of the human magats succumb to the brain worms and the world becomes normal again.

The End

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Lynn Horsky's avatar

propaganda actually works; its repetition is hypnotic and plays into the subconcious brew of the imagination and primal instinctual responses get keyed up in the nervous system....

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Diana-Sedona's avatar

Sadly, my daughter, someone who formerly loved Obama, and many of her friends are in that camp. These are not uneducated people. She's a nurse as are most of her friends. It's unbelievable, infuriating and sad all at the same time.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

I’ll never understand it…🙁

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Gayna's avatar

Women who support that piece of shit are even more reprehensible. He is a fucking rapist and they don’t care. It is repulsive and I don’t even talk to them. Except to tell them that there is a special place in hell reserved for them. Sorry but your daughter deserves nothing good in her life from here on out. Stupid.

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Diana-Sedona's avatar

I will never give up hope she will come back around.

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David A Pitock's avatar

Even after pendejo let them down? Damn.

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Sooz Hall's avatar

A nurse? Was she one during COVID? For the love of creeping crawdads, was her brain split in two?

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Diana-Sedona's avatar

She’s been a nurse for 25 yrs, the last 15 years as a Hospice nurse. Her patients and their families all love her. She’s proof that anyone can be brainwashed. Between the church she began to attend and a boyfriend who was a fox devotee, she went down the rabbit hole. Thankfully, her 2 oldest daughters have been greatly influenced by grandma and vote blue. 😊

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William Burke's avatar

Could’ve been the bleach was more popular than we’d feared, and some of these folks have transitioned to Zombieism if that’s a word. Maybe an addition to the DSM would be helpful.

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David A Pitock's avatar

That or the fish tank cleaner

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Morgan's avatar

Exactly

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antlisa1201's avatar

Racism? Is that the connection?

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

the biggest connection for sure.

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Gayna's avatar

In my husbands family without a doubt.

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

Lack of education

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M.T. Kelly's avatar

Willful lack of education, because they already 'know stuff" like how to take a selfy and how to "nudify: women and girls of any age.

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

Dunning-Kruger

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Kay-El's avatar

1. Scharf and Stephen Miller look like twins separated at birth. Can’t blame Mom for not wanting to handle two of those.

2. Jesse’s mom is no longer Jesse’s girl.

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SuNew's avatar

Jesse’ Mom Has Got it Going On. 🤣

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Charles Austin's avatar

😆😆

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steve robertshaw's avatar

I wasn't sure if Jesse Waters meant that 34 convictions was a GOOD thing for trump's election hopes and that's why his mom was 'dancing"? Is his mom a trumpy or not?

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Kay-El's avatar

Not, it sounds like

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the real pambo's avatar

Jesse w. and his mom seem to be on good terms, when I’ve heard past clips of them in an on air call or playing back a voicemail from her. I got the sense that she’s definitely not a “-“(45 RPST FELON) supporter. If jesse is so perplexed about what someone would be happy about after hearing a verdict, why doesn’t he just ask his mom why she was celebrating? He has a direct line to answer his mysterious questions about all that. Oh right, because it wouldn’t be good for his show 🤨.

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Kay-El's avatar

🎯

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Megan Ross's avatar

I just wish he'd DIE. Seriously. If he were dead, the CuLt 45 members wouldn't have anyone to worship and the whole "movement" would come tumbling down. I hate him. I really, really HATE him. 😠

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Diana-Sedona's avatar

Every morning I cross my fingers and hope that when I turn on the TV there will be news of the shitbag's passing during the night. I used to hope for a stroke but I could see his minions doing a "Weekend at Bernie's" at his rallies!

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steve robertshaw's avatar

Been doing the same regarding Rupert for a few years now. And your Weekend at Bernie's image is hilarious.

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arne link's avatar

My God. That film was soooo funny. I wonder if I can find it somewhere?

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steve robertshaw's avatar

Don't remember it much, but I do remember the corpse being placed upright in chairs, car seats, whatever, and being moved from one event to the next - the MAGA's would totally be up for that, whether trump was conscious or even dead!

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Teri's avatar

😂😂😂😂😂

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

that makes 100 million of us with the same wish Mega.

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Morgan's avatar

AfuckingMen Megan

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Bill Lawrence's avatar

Don't kid yourself: a shrine would go up immediately dedicated to Trump, who Martyred Himself For Us, and the beat would go on.

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

but he would be DEAD and i disagree the beat would go on. the head of the snake would be dead and could not survive for long.

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Eileen's avatar

Trump is fortunately that rare mutation who can lie without a hint of shame. With complete candor, he says he is a stable genius, skilled at science like Fauci, just as brilliant at war games as "his generals", and the rallies - he understands that his crowds are happy to listen to his word salads like others might relish the music of Mozart. He is expert at nudging the DMZ of the law - meaning that space between not guilty and pants on fire guilty - making him the ultimate outlaw. In a world of measurements, Trump has no bottom.

Net: Trump is a freak of nature, toxic spawn of the worst of us:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9VriVFtNjs

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Bill Lawrence's avatar

Hope you are right.

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Gayna's avatar

Nah they’d have to have a huckster with the same bullshit gift and luckily there isn’t one. When rush lbaigh died I was so happy because I knew they could not find anyone with his level

Of bullshit for awhile.

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Morgan's avatar

I’d then take all my Lab’s and Corgi’s shittles and the cats the leopard gecko and all my daughter’s vet patients pets and pile it right on top of the Orange DoucheforbrainsNarcissisAHOLE’s head and just smash it in real good!! Try and get that stank out AHOLE

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Deb Martina's avatar

That's fine, one less shit face walking and talking

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arne link's avatar

I feel ya. I hope to hear of his passing every day. If you are a believer, please pray for his demise. Thank you.

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

Kinda ignorant not to feel that way. Like would anyone like Hitler. ? Hitler and Shitler

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John Webb's avatar

I expect Trump will reintroduce the medieval convention that to concieve of the King's death merits beheading

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Mary's avatar

We need Mission Impossible..remember that show? Peter Graves? They could do anything covertly…take him out!

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Megan Ross's avatar

Frankly, I'm surprised TRump hasn't been taken out yet by some covert operative. He's obviously a clear and present danger to our country... C'mon - get er done!

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Martha White's avatar

Marsha Bag O’Hair!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Bless your precious heart for this, Jeff Tiedrich!

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Rick Calegari's avatar

Love that the MAGA dipshit Aquanet queen has a new very fitting name. Like Trump's mangey ferret, you have to wonder how many invasive species have taken up residence in that thing.

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Mik DeBoef's avatar

Just one.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

Only her hair arranger knows for sure.

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂😂

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Morgan's avatar

As a professional I could see that Aquanet go up in flames with a nice hot blow dryer.. and melt the rats nest in a nano second!!

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂😂What a wonderful picture!!

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Teri's avatar

😂😂😂😂 ,"you have to wonder how many invasive species have taken up residence in that thing (dfg's "hair"

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Morgan's avatar

Omg thank you for that!! Oh I’ms still snickering 🤭

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Dan Beach's avatar

A little aside. Have you noticed how many people around Trump have "dead eyes?" Steven Miller, Hannity, Will Scharf, son Eric, and that lawyer who was seated to Trump's left at trial, who looked like a mortuary reject. Makes one wonder what is behind them ... or not.

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Megan Ross's avatar

That's because they're dead inside. They have no conscience, no empathy, no sympathy and no humanity.

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

BINGO

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Morgan's avatar

Agreed 👍🏽

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Brianna Amore's avatar

If you look at old photos of Nazis you'll find the same cold, dead eyes.

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Robert R's avatar

They have all sold their souls to Lucifer ,that’s the vacant stare in their eyes 👀 and their cold empty hearts,the deal is a lie , they will soon know the worst betrayal ever . The Devil is in the details! Bwahaha !👹😈🫣

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Charles Austin's avatar

ZOMBIE!!!☠️☠️☠️

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Morgan's avatar

FUCK DRUMPFTDUMBTY.. and his BULLSHIT BRIGADE🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽 I just can’t any longer with his smarmy lies pussy grabbing sweaty assed hands and oh yeah.. he’s corrupt AF!!! If we don’t keep him out of the Oval Office .. America will be owned by his buddies :PUTINITINYOU JI XiPINGPONG KIM JONG UNDERWEAR.. WTF happened to our country?? Oh yeah, we got stuck with a fucking dictator who wants to rule forever with his corrupt as fuck buddies on the Supreme Court and his backers in his communist cronies countries …FUCK DRUMPF 🖕🏽💙VOTE BLUE 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙🤙🏽

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Charles Austin's avatar

Kim Jong Underwear. Are they in the same aisle as Fruit of the Loom?😆😆

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Morgan's avatar

They’re in the MICRO MINI PENIS section of Walmart..

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂😂

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Kay-El's avatar

I know there’s a Laura Loomer joke here somewhere…..

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Vickie Berry's avatar

🤣

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M.T. Kelly's avatar

Usually but they are always out of stock because you know no food to eat means less made in N Korea underwear.

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S74's avatar

I just heard on MSNBC how concerned our allies are about drumpf. Imagine! They don;t think he can be trusted with defence intel. they can't trust us with theirs or ours to them. Dannit,

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Morgan's avatar

Exactly that Orangefucktwat cannot be trusted at all even with a stuffed animal.. dear God only knows what he’d do to that poor stuffed animal…gross 🤢

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shee-rah's avatar

He’d use it for a toupee.

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Morgan's avatar

I’d pay money to see that 🤣😂🤣

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William Burke's avatar

See what I mean???👍👏👏😂

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steve robertshaw's avatar

Let it rain!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

“We’re having an argument with our neighbors!” 😂😂😂😂. I continue to ask the question: Is this real life?

And who the hell is Laura Loomer and who invited her to the party? Whatta nut bag. I truly hope she goes to jail-or actually a mental health facility for the insane would be more appropriate. 🤣.

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Charles Austin's avatar

They don't take rabid patients.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Haha! She needs to be tested! 🤪

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Bill Lawrence's avatar

Trump plays on the ignorance of his followers (not to mention the Fox News toadies) about how the justice system works. In that vein, he also likes to go on about his gag order, pretending that he couldn't defend himself because of it, which is nonsense. Trump's lawyers would have tied him to his chair if he tried to take the stand, because they knew that he would be up for perjury within minutes of testifying. But Trump will continue to pound away at these themes; the Biden people need to keep "convicted felon" front and center for the rest of the campaign. If they don't the narrative will be changed in Trump's favor. Look what happened to the narrative vis a vis January 6th as every Republican repeated the 'peaceful tourist' crap ad nauseum. The Democrats need to abandon the high ground and start getting down and dirty if they want to win.

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Michael Swartz's avatar

I truly don’t understand how the GOP can lie about everything and not lay awake at night with regret for defying every lesson we all learned in kindergarten.

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

Haven’t you met someone like this and you just get creeps standing by them for 10 seconds?

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Sandy K.'s avatar

Ever heard of Lee Atwater? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee_Atwater. He had a lot of regret, but only after he created so much discord in our country (which continues to be the blueprint for the GOP IMHO).

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Deb Martina's avatar

Alcohol and prescriptions

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Barry's avatar

So the Republicans aren’t going to allow for anything to happen other than address National Security.

Really?

How does that differ from voting against Infrastructure, voting rites, border bill that gave GOP everything they wanted, forgiving student debt, & holding up aide to our allies?

But they’ll support National Security? Remember Tommy Tuberville and his refusal to allow military promotions for about a year, which was what it took for his Party to decide to override him? Didn’t that jeopardize National Security?

Elections should decide who leads the country, not the courts?

Didn’t Donny bring 62 court cases to dispute election results excluding his appeals to SCOTUS?

Didn’t Donny try to substitute fake electors to falsify election results and disenfranchise the decisive will of the voters?

Didn’t Donny tell Mike Pence not to accept the election results, which disenfranchised the will of the voters?

Didn’t Donny speak sedition on the Ellipse, and incite an insurrection/coup on the Capitol with the intent to stop the certification of the election results & holding up the certification of the election results and disenfranchise the will of the voters?

Oh please dear Republicans!!! Please tell me more lies about how elections decide who we want to lead this country under Republicans’ guidance & leadership!!!

For what Republicans claim regarding President Biden being a senile senior citizen who doesn’t know what he’s doing or what direction he’s going, they also claim Biden masterminded a rigged election, started a NY investigation into Trump’s election interference case while Trump was president that ended up with 34 guilty verdicts, a GA case for election interference, a stolen documents case, and a J6 case, a bank fraud case, and a sex assault/defamation case while spending money on infrastructure, bringing us back to the Paris Climate Accord, assisting allies, repairing infrastructure, supporting voting rites, lowering prescription drug prices, having the lowest unemployment rate in 60 years, the lowest inflation rate in the world, properly manage a pandemic, and so much more, well anyone who can do & accomplish all that, that’s the guy I want for president, not a constant complainer (Trump) who holds hate rallies, endangers people’s health, lies all the time, who wants to suspend the constitution, be a dictator, and promises a “bloodbath” if he loses the election!!!

How about you?

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Dave Drell's avatar

Barry - you are spot on. Great comment.

On top of it all- he’s a horrible leader, and couldn’t care less about details and can barely read more than one page of condensed notes before his mind explodes. The by far, dumbest Prez ever.

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arne link's avatar

Watching him trying to read his screed after each day in court showed us what a poor reader he is.

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Chet Brandt's avatar

Drumph can’t read— he looks at pictures.

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Morgan's avatar

Holy moly that was brilliant and concise!! Write more please 🙏🏽

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shee-rah's avatar

Plus the stock market is at all-time highs.

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