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I was going to call Scharf an 'engery vampire' and insert a pic of Colin Robinson — and then I decided it was too obscure a reference, so I didn't.

flash poll question: was I wrong?

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I would’ve gotten it… And if I didn’t, I would’ve looked up Colin Robinson. Please don’t hesitate with the “obscure” references. 😉

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Just sent me down a wabbit hole!

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Me, too. But perfect.

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I didn't get it, but looked up Colin Robinson, aka that Dilbert-looking dude. I've never been interested in vampires or vampire shows. But, please always share what you know. I can't tell you how much I learn on these substacks.

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Never squander an opportunity to mention Colin Robinson!

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Too much Colin Robinson will put this whole commentariat asleep.

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Truthfully I had to look up what a Colin Robinson is but once I did I proclaim your initial instinct to do so brilliant! lol

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Go binge NOW. Do it, do it.

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who's Colin Robinson?

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Energy vampire in What We Do In The Shadows. Hilarious show.

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Not the movie made in NZ. The TV series where the vampires live in the Bronx.

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Never knew there was one in NZ.

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Yea, it is a pretty good movie, it is what started it all. I recommend finding it streaming somewhere, probably Amazon. Worth it.

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Definitely will look it up on Prime.

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I know. I’m asking the same question. 🤓

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I googled him

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I had to look it up too

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That would be great. Colin is much better looking but the reference is spot on. Ditto Stephen Miller. Nandor would take them both out for being ass hats.

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Because he never relents.

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Jun 3·edited Jun 3

👏👏 that is why we love you!! And yes, on this RARE occasion you were wrong, but only because you deprived people of learning about one of the greatest shows EVER, but at least now they will have the opportunity! And sadly, it is coming up on its last season…

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Yes! There are dozens of us!

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I would have laughed my ass off cause it’s true, although it sort of does offend Colin Robinson.

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I can't recall the actors name , but he's AWESOME.

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Mark Proshk (something like that)

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Yes ! I remembered his last name looked hard to pronounce.

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Well, this comment sent me to Google, and I am not any more wise. So, I say you were right.

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DO IT! More people should know about What We Do In The Shadows.

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ENERGY VAMPIRE !

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You made the right call. Sometimes too obscure is going to distract from the "flow" of humor or righteous feelings you're laying out.

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He definitely pulled the energy out of our living room yesterday during that interview with George. I had to go outside and regroup. Talking in monotone is one of my pet peeves. I usually just walk away from people who talk like that rolling my eyes. 🙄

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Scharf is most deserving of Colin Robinson's signature comment: "Eat shit!"

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Jun 3·edited Jun 3

You were wrong, but just this one time. Never hesitate to use a WWDITS reference. BAT!

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Aw, Colin is a lot more likeable. (If I just THINK about Season 1, Episode 3, I start laughing out loud).

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It enrages me that every MAGA dipshit with a mouth seems to be able to get media coverage. Why don’t they ever interview any of the people who think Trump deserves prison like anyone else?

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Going for the clicks. Enrages me too. A segment on CBS Sunday Morning yesterday showed Ted Koppel at a trump rally. It was so infuriating to watch the MAGAs. Question never asked: Where do you get your news?

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I couldn’t stand to watch it and fast-forwarded through it. I can only handle so much stupidity 🙄

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Amen Susan 🙌🏽

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I read a study that stated that people who watch Fox News are actually less informed that people who don't watch the news at all https://www.forbes.com/sites/quora/2016/07/21/a-rigorous-scientific-look-into-the-fox-news-effect/?sh=5f163e2612ab

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It is true, I had to deprogram my sister every time I visited, and she was only getting secondhand Fox smoke.

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I think the media would cover Jeff. He knows how to fight fire with fire. He would definitely get their attention!

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I vote for saving Jeff from an #OrangeTurd rally. I'd wager most of us would immediately get a raging migraine, complete with vomiting. I would be wary of getting rabies or distemper from unwashed maga's. Not to mention being gaslit, distortion of our reality, etc.

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Stupid people are EXHAUSTING!

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^^^This, you have to explain everything because they always say: "I've never heard of that."

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RIGHT?!? Enraged is exactly how I feel.

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We don't garner the flame and fury.

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Agreed! Look at how mentally ill they all seem. It is like the mental wards have the sane people with normal things like schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, suicidal ideation, eating disorders, severe depression, inability to sleep, and the Republican party with the MAGAs has the truly mentally ill people who are maniacal, raving, homicidal and delusional. All of them should be locked up to protect us, and to protect themselves.

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It is so much fun to hear the utter shit that comes out of maga’s 👄 and utter ignorance

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🎯

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Okay, okay. Here's what I have to say to the Laura Loomers out there: Stop accusing us Trump critics of having TDS, Trump Derangement Syndrome. Because if you're gonna handcuff yourself to a jail to protest your Fuhrer's incarceration, it's you who are deranged. Fuck off.

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Right ON Kerry!!! They can fuck the fuck off right back to FuckOffiStan

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Uh oh. Bedhead is ramping up. Standby for heavy rolls.⛈️

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Yeah I’ma wee bit cranky cause I have had the stomach flu the past 2 days and I suffer from cyclical vomiting syndrome which is common in children.. not adults.. and I cannot stop vomiting. Called my doctors and it takes 2 days to get back to me.. I’ve lost 10lbs in 2 days.. I’m Native Hawaiian and I’m at 118 right now.. wtf!?! I was born at 265 I swear to God lol..

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Well, unless you’re crushing and snorting Ozempic, I think it’s time for a trip back to the docs office. We can’t afford to take you on as a casualty.

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William thank you. I’ve called them I’m hoping they’ll get back to me sooner than later. They have a 2 day return call thingy. I’m drinking that liquid iv hydration thingy and I have to take extra electrolyte tablets even when I’m not sick.. so I’m a wee bit punchy today cause I feel like giant pile 💩 and my Service Dog is bouncing around like he’s eaten 10lbs of sugar. Yes my brain is fried so I’m in the thingy mood cause I cannot focus worth a shizzle and sorry for typos cause I’m barely hanging on right now..

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Jun 3·edited Jun 3

Forget this shit. Take it easy. We need you restored to health sooner rather than later. We only have a few certified sharpshooters and you’re one of them.

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I'm so sorry you are ill. This is dangerous. Maybe worth a trip to the emergency room (if you have coverage) Best wishes for a full recovery.

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That sounds like a trip to a walk-in clinic or ER. Can a friend at least get you OTC anti-vomiting meds? 🙏 Take care.

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I’m hoping.. I have a call to my doctors office and I’m praying it doesn’t snow.. cause I cannot shovel right now..

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Wait, snow? In June? I live in the desert and it's hard to imagine snow in June.

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Sorry to hear that you are sick Bedhead. I hope you will be doing better soon.

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Thank you beautiful Charlotte 💜

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Just wrote a long post about how *I* might handle this. Perhaps cathartic for me, but for you just white & lilac light and speediest possible healing. Plus radical reduction in relapses.

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Oh Sooz that’s beautiful!! White and lilac light 💜 hubby’s home and I’m going to now go back to bed .. He’s sleeping already snoring and with the remote in his kung fu ninja grip😂🤣😂

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OMG, that made me laugh. I have tried to gently dislodge the remote under those circumstances, the grip clamps down exponentially. Thanks for the memory.

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Don't you have an Urgent Care available? Screw waiting for the doctors' office to get back to you. You need to go be seen, NOW.

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Yes.. I’m feeling a wee bit better and I haven’t vomited hmmm. I woke up at 7am and it’s 2:45 I haven’t vomited since 10:30-11.. and hubby just drove up thank god. Thank you Lois everyone’s kindness has helped today. 💙

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😂😂

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I know Charlie!! WTF now!?!

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Any advice from you all is appreciated cause this flu is gnarly. Add panic attacks to that list.. so I’m watching the Fellowship of the Ring and I might switch to something less morbid.. yes I’m a slightly whinny lil shit when it comes to vomiting. I was diagnosed with hyperemisis gravardium(sp?) I slaughterd the spelling.. where the hell are my glasses??

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Switched to Harry Potter.. LOL I have the attention span of a gnat right at the moment.. and my Corgi is on the couch off the couch on the couch.. make up your damn mind dog!!

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Jun 3·edited Jun 3

Good God! It honestly sounds like you could use a little Valium or something. Why has the medical police state become so stingy with something so useful? I hope you feel better really soon!

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I could use it right now Lisa.. just knock my ass out.. my fever is fucking cycling..

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😂😂

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Aging sucks Charlie!!

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Hang in there!!😃

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I’m trying my friend!! Hanging by my size 10 feet.. yes my feet are long.. great for swimming 😂 or pinching my damn kids with my long assed toes🤣

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Loomer is a loony. Somebody needs to study this phenomenon. 🤔

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Call Marlon Perkins and Jim Fowler. They can dart her and take her to the Raving Lunatic Institute.😆😆

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Ok that was really good 🙌🏽

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🤣

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She was on Shitter yesterday absolutely going off on poor Claudia Conway (daughter of George & Alternative Facts Conway) just because she called CF Donnie Diaperstain a Convicted Felon. Loony Loomer accused her of selling "sexual pictures" online.

Loony Loomer was being reported last night on Shitter, but she was still at it this morning saying that "X has new rules that officially allow porn now" which she called "great news for Kellyanne Conway's daughter". She needs to STFU!!

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Grrrrrr.. Loomer=Skank..

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I'm not certain, but you'd think any child of George and Kellyanne Conway would be born with advanced level sarcasm and extreme media spin. Hopefully she's ok. That said, I would not want to be the person either parent came after for messing with their child.

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Must be a full moon Luna Looney is howling ,a dog gone over to the wolves,she needs to taste the 🍄‍🟫 mushroom or go mad 😈

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Loomer is just a more aggressively unattractive Karen.

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That was perfect DK!!

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Kerry good point

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Perfect!

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I’m suffering from TTS—tired of Trump syndrome.

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She gives me a really bad attitude.

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And incarcerated

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Jun 3·edited Jun 3

My new bumper stickers just arrived today: Democracy or Dictatorship. Choose wisely!

That needs to be a major theme going forward.

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I agree with you. That is literally the choice.

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Or like Hillary said {paraphrasing] “ You can go with the guy who’s fighting for democracy or you can go with chaos.”.

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Where did you get the bumper sticker? I want one!

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Amazon - Voila Print is the company.

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Where do we get one?

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Amazon - Voila Print is the company.

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Thank you Mark.. going to Amazon now!!

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What a world. I'd like to think that the Instagram influencers posing in the produce department at my grocery store while their acolytes snap camera photos were the dumbest human-like objects around.

But that was just a fantasy.

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A nation of narcissists.

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Absolutely Lorraine!!

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Sucks ass to live in a "country" where you wish nearly half the people were dead..........

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It's not nearly half though! It's less than one third, but the aHoLes get so much media attention it drowns out the rest of us. The Electoral College is what screws us EVERY TIME.

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Megan - please forgive me if I stay firm on my original calculation....... ;)

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About roughly 30%

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They’re already brain dead.

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I need to learn me up some more about these zombie things I’ve been hearing about tangentially.

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LOVE THIS SOOO MUCH, Scott B!

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I'm really tired of living in the fucking Twilight Zone.......

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You're not alone. I'm f**king exhausted.

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It's been 9 years. It is so very tiring!

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If I’m going to live in the Twilight Zone let it be in Willoghby.

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Love that!

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Next stop Willoughby.

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Rod Serling’s (and my) favorite episode.

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All off for Willoghby.....

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Ain't that the truth! It’s fucking exhausting!

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God dammit I'm kaput.

Were so tired.

sorry channeling blazing saddles again

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If there's one movie to channel, that's definitely one of them. "You gotta remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land, the common clay of the New West. You know, morons." Now known as sub-human fuck Dump supporters.

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Love it. So true 👍

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My favorite movie!

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I couldn't handle the poor horse getting slugged

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AfuckingMen🙌🏽

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One in particular.

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He's nothing without the cult followers.......

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Thom Hartmann said that when Shitler finally dies, he expects that his cult will fall apart and within five years no one will admit to being a MAGAt.

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I so hope that’s true but I’m not counting on it.

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Jun 3·edited Jun 3

We can hope, orange pendejos crap is getting old

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It's like we normal people are locked in a room with crazed slow learners.

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AfuckingMen David🙌🏽

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Hope you Feel better

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I'm not the optimistic. Dump unleashed these sub-human fucks into mainstream society. He didn't make them........

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Scary thought 😳 they're were already there.

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Some truth that. Never heard any one brag about being a McCarthyite.

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I submit Mr Hartmann is a little too optimistic. Magas are breeding faster than rabbits on steroids.

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Yes they are MT

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Exactly! He is who has has always been; us having to deal with him is only because of his cult.

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Maybe just 40%.

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I'm willing to listen......;)

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Before 2016, I didn't pay much attention to politics, I focused on the economy because of my business. Then when trump won, I looked at video clips of his rallies and I was fucking floored! I lived in NYC in the seventies so I knew what a scumbag he was then, but his rallies freaked me out! My first thought was literally the movie "Invasion of the Body Snatches" had truly happened. I would say it only to have a good analogy to describe the shock of what I saw, but FUCK it seems truer now than ever. What has happened to these people? Mind control, bodily threats if they don't get behind the Fascist Machine? What?

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It’s a great question Lorraine. I mean, I know folks who were seemingly sensible, rational people and then Trump comes along and they are now raving lunatics 🤦‍♀️

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I personally have never read an explanation that I thought was plausible. I think with these people there was always a screw loose and a lot of smoldering resentment stuffed down so they were perceived as normal, but something happened which I truly believe the internet is responsible for. So my movie's title would be, "Invasion of the Mind Snatchers."

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Thank you for this Lorraine and Susan 💙

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Great title. 👏👏👏

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I have to ask, “Invasion of the Mind Snatchers”, starring…?

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MJ Three toes ,her mind goes first, the usual suspects of course, then Me, the last human still standing with a brain that saves the world by getting the chosen ones to snort powdered Clorox that kills the worms that took over their minds. The rest of the human magats succumb to the brain worms and the world becomes normal again.

The End

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propaganda actually works; its repetition is hypnotic and plays into the subconcious brew of the imagination and primal instinctual responses get keyed up in the nervous system....

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Sadly, my daughter, someone who formerly loved Obama, and many of her friends are in that camp. These are not uneducated people. She's a nurse as are most of her friends. It's unbelievable, infuriating and sad all at the same time.

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I’ll never understand it…🙁

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Women who support that piece of shit are even more reprehensible. He is a fucking rapist and they don’t care. It is repulsive and I don’t even talk to them. Except to tell them that there is a special place in hell reserved for them. Sorry but your daughter deserves nothing good in her life from here on out. Stupid.

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I will never give up hope she will come back around.

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Even after pendejo let them down? Damn.

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A nurse? Was she one during COVID? For the love of creeping crawdads, was her brain split in two?

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She’s been a nurse for 25 yrs, the last 15 years as a Hospice nurse. Her patients and their families all love her. She’s proof that anyone can be brainwashed. Between the church she began to attend and a boyfriend who was a fox devotee, she went down the rabbit hole. Thankfully, her 2 oldest daughters have been greatly influenced by grandma and vote blue. 😊

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Could’ve been the bleach was more popular than we’d feared, and some of these folks have transitioned to Zombieism if that’s a word. Maybe an addition to the DSM would be helpful.

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That or the fish tank cleaner

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Racism? Is that the connection?

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the biggest connection for sure.

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In my husbands family without a doubt.

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Lack of education

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Willful lack of education, because they already 'know stuff" like how to take a selfy and how to "nudify: women and girls of any age.

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1. Scharf and Stephen Miller look like twins separated at birth. Can’t blame Mom for not wanting to handle two of those.

2. Jesse’s mom is no longer Jesse’s girl.

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Jesse’ Mom Has Got it Going On. 🤣

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😆😆

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I wasn't sure if Jesse Waters meant that 34 convictions was a GOOD thing for trump's election hopes and that's why his mom was 'dancing"? Is his mom a trumpy or not?

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Not, it sounds like

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Jesse w. and his mom seem to be on good terms, when I’ve heard past clips of them in an on air call or playing back a voicemail from her. I got the sense that she’s definitely not a “-“(45 RPST FELON) supporter. If jesse is so perplexed about what someone would be happy about after hearing a verdict, why doesn’t he just ask his mom why she was celebrating? He has a direct line to answer his mysterious questions about all that. Oh right, because it wouldn’t be good for his show 🤨.

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🎯

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I just wish he'd DIE. Seriously. If he were dead, the CuLt 45 members wouldn't have anyone to worship and the whole "movement" would come tumbling down. I hate him. I really, really HATE him. 😠

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Every morning I cross my fingers and hope that when I turn on the TV there will be news of the shitbag's passing during the night. I used to hope for a stroke but I could see his minions doing a "Weekend at Bernie's" at his rallies!

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Been doing the same regarding Rupert for a few years now. And your Weekend at Bernie's image is hilarious.

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My God. That film was soooo funny. I wonder if I can find it somewhere?

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Don't remember it much, but I do remember the corpse being placed upright in chairs, car seats, whatever, and being moved from one event to the next - the MAGA's would totally be up for that, whether trump was conscious or even dead!

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😂😂😂😂😂

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that makes 100 million of us with the same wish Mega.

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AfuckingMen Megan

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Don't kid yourself: a shrine would go up immediately dedicated to Trump, who Martyred Himself For Us, and the beat would go on.

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but he would be DEAD and i disagree the beat would go on. the head of the snake would be dead and could not survive for long.

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Trump is fortunately that rare mutation who can lie without a hint of shame. With complete candor, he says he is a stable genius, skilled at science like Fauci, just as brilliant at war games as "his generals", and the rallies - he understands that his crowds are happy to listen to his word salads like others might relish the music of Mozart. He is expert at nudging the DMZ of the law - meaning that space between not guilty and pants on fire guilty - making him the ultimate outlaw. In a world of measurements, Trump has no bottom.

Net: Trump is a freak of nature, toxic spawn of the worst of us:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9VriVFtNjs

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Hope you are right.

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Nah they’d have to have a huckster with the same bullshit gift and luckily there isn’t one. When rush lbaigh died I was so happy because I knew they could not find anyone with his level

Of bullshit for awhile.

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I’d then take all my Lab’s and Corgi’s shittles and the cats the leopard gecko and all my daughter’s vet patients pets and pile it right on top of the Orange DoucheforbrainsNarcissisAHOLE’s head and just smash it in real good!! Try and get that stank out AHOLE

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founding

That's fine, one less shit face walking and talking

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I feel ya. I hope to hear of his passing every day. If you are a believer, please pray for his demise. Thank you.

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Kinda ignorant not to feel that way. Like would anyone like Hitler. ? Hitler and Shitler

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I expect Trump will reintroduce the medieval convention that to concieve of the King's death merits beheading

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We need Mission Impossible..remember that show? Peter Graves? They could do anything covertly…take him out!

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Frankly, I'm surprised TRump hasn't been taken out yet by some covert operative. He's obviously a clear and present danger to our country... C'mon - get er done!

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Marsha Bag O’Hair!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Bless your precious heart for this, Jeff Tiedrich!

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Love that the MAGA dipshit Aquanet queen has a new very fitting name. Like Trump's mangey ferret, you have to wonder how many invasive species have taken up residence in that thing.

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Just one.

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Only her hair arranger knows for sure.

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😂😂😂

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As a professional I could see that Aquanet go up in flames with a nice hot blow dryer.. and melt the rats nest in a nano second!!

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😂😂😂What a wonderful picture!!

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😂😂😂😂 ,"you have to wonder how many invasive species have taken up residence in that thing (dfg's "hair"

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Omg thank you for that!! Oh I’ms still snickering 🤭

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A little aside. Have you noticed how many people around Trump have "dead eyes?" Steven Miller, Hannity, Will Scharf, son Eric, and that lawyer who was seated to Trump's left at trial, who looked like a mortuary reject. Makes one wonder what is behind them ... or not.

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That's because they're dead inside. They have no conscience, no empathy, no sympathy and no humanity.

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If you look at old photos of Nazis you'll find the same cold, dead eyes.

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They have all sold their souls to Lucifer ,that’s the vacant stare in their eyes 👀 and their cold empty hearts,the deal is a lie , they will soon know the worst betrayal ever . The Devil is in the details! Bwahaha !👹😈🫣

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ZOMBIE!!!☠️☠️☠️

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FUCK DRUMPFTDUMBTY.. and his BULLSHIT BRIGADE🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽 I just can’t any longer with his smarmy lies pussy grabbing sweaty assed hands and oh yeah.. he’s corrupt AF!!! If we don’t keep him out of the Oval Office .. America will be owned by his buddies :PUTINITINYOU JI XiPINGPONG KIM JONG UNDERWEAR.. WTF happened to our country?? Oh yeah, we got stuck with a fucking dictator who wants to rule forever with his corrupt as fuck buddies on the Supreme Court and his backers in his communist cronies countries …FUCK DRUMPF 🖕🏽💙VOTE BLUE 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙🤙🏽

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Kim Jong Underwear. Are they in the same aisle as Fruit of the Loom?😆😆

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They’re in the MICRO MINI PENIS section of Walmart..

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😂😂😂

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