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every day I tell myself "this will be my last post for the rest of the year" and every day more shit keeps happening to report on

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Dec 22, 2023·edited Dec 22, 2023Author

FYI, the last three days of the year will be a three-part "this year in stupid," a best-of taken from all the 'this week in stupid' posts. Dec 25-28, I might actually take the break I keep promising myself. don't count on it, tho — I'm a glutton for punishment

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No, no, take the break. You need to be running on ALL cylinders in 2024. It will be 300+ days of non-stop fuckery!

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Jef--please please please take a break--with Ms. Spouse and your daughter. Go someplace warm (if that’s your thing) or go skiing or just all hang out in matching Christmas pajamas and watch Hallmark Christmas movies!

We appreciate your daily posts, but everyone needs time to decompress...listen to this old Grandmother of ten😝🥰🤶🎄🤶

Happy holidays to you and your family 🥰

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Agreed. Take a break. Doctor’s orders. Would you like me to write you a note?

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We all need a break Jeff...you and Mrs. Spouse deserve it! 2024 will be back breaking at the computer. The beginning of winter solstice demands we rest.

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Although we will miss you...take a well deserved break!

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With you. It doesn’t end.

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Onward through the shit storm.

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I have an extra shovel for anyone who needs one— the shit is going to be mighty deep in 2024!

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Indeed.

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Please, take the break and do a brain tune up so that you're ready to handle all of the fuckupery that, we know, is gonna go on in the run up to the 2024 election.

We love you and don't want your brain to explode from information overload.

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You THINK you'll be doing a three-part "This Year in Stupid", but I strongly suspect either Trump himself, his clown car of lawyers, His Rudeness Giuliani (who through a heroic effort managed to break away from the pack of incompetent lawyers to win the crown of "Worst of the Worst"!), the MAGAt Contingent in Congress, or the Zieglers will either pull some blatantly-illegal and/or -hypocritical acts themselves, or evidence will pop up showing their previous blatantly-illegal and/or -hypocritical acts.

At this point, I don't think they can stop themselves.

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What’s astonishing is that we are just hearing about these tapes now. THREE YEARS after the election! Who had them? Where have they been? Why were they not made public before? I just don’t get it.

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According to Detroit News they were turned over anonymously. The phone call taking place was known years ago. The audio of it is new.

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The Wayne County canvassers were waiting until Trump provided them lawyers and finally just decided it might have been an empty promise.

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They’re not only gullible they’re stupid.

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You just described the republican party !

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He’s not done it for ANYONE, he needs them for himself. Probably can’t afford it anyway.

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see above

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Same shit different day

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I know you probably need a rest, but thanks for this marvelous post! Happy holiday!😎

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There is PLENTY more time left in 2023 for PutinRepublican nutfuckery. They think they’re safe now that they skipped town! HA!

There MUST be bevies of *perfect phone calls* waiting to debut.

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Christmas came early for you Jeff! Unless SCROTUS declares the orange dipwad always and forever immune, he’s going to be getting a swirly in a cesspool.

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Hopefully SCROTUS rules on the CO SC ballot decision as they did when they wiped out Roe v. Wade and that each state should decided for themselves whether to have Trump on the ballot. But that would require them to honor precedent, and even if it is their own brand-new precedent, don't count on it.

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Stephen— the SCOTUS will NOT hear the request from Jack Smith to fast track arguments on whether Der Fuhrer trump has any immunity from federal prosecution for alleged crimes he committed while he was president….ugh….this decision will probably delay that particular trial.

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Oh God! Don’t stop! You’ve made my day-again! 😜

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I doubt that you'll get Christmas day off.

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Dec 22, 2023·edited Dec 22, 2023

Because you know tRump's tweet-fingers won't!

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Please keep posting—you are a major source of intellectual entertainment for many of us.

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Ok I admit this is a selfish request! But writing comes so naturally to you, hopefully you can take a break and still post!

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But think ahead to when you get to report on the imprisonment of Diaper Stain and his encounter with Buba.

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Will no one give credit to Bubba for some taste, and just assume he'll go after anything? Ugh! Poor Bubba.

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Hey new fish ya sure gotta purty mouth ! Boing!

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In case you haven’t figured it out already, you can never stop the poop train that is drumph and all who are attached to him, like pilot fish on a shark. You’ll have this platform long past his death because bottom feeders like him never go away.

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The poop train will go til he dies, then others will pick it up but at least we'll have that satisfaction.....hopefully he goes before I do!

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We are all thankful for that, Jeff

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Republicans are such a content-rich field

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Funny how the right has only washed up has beens as their celebrity supporters

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Or washed up never beens like John Schneider. He, Ted Nugent and Kid Rock should do a national tour and hold rallies for their fans to celebrate and cheer.

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Jeff, you’re so right: Trump is truly the Gift That Keeps On Giving. He’s going to “Give” himself right into Federal Prison, hopefully soon. I am SO tired of his ceaseless yammering and lies - it’s just too bad all those Big Macs don’t catch up with him in a gigantic cardiovascular event, so we could be rid of his tiresome self. I am not normally the type to wish ill on others, but he absolutely, richly deserves all the ill coming at him, legal, cardiovascular, or otherwise. Merry Christmas to All!

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I got banned from (of all places) Twitter before it was non-Twitter for saying I wished you-know-who would just die with similar remarks. I didn’t suggest murder. I simply got banned for using the word “die”. Couldn’t believe it with all the other horrific tweets.

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I once got banned for 24 hours on Twatter for asking Candace Owens if she was a cunt in real life or just playing a part on TV. Very proud of that ban!

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I get banned for a week at a time for laying out facts to counter election fraud lies. I do not issue threats, I never call names or belittle or demean anyone, I never even use 4 letter words. But I get banned for pointing out settled law cases and bringing forth actual evidence.

If I try to post something, I get a pop-up saying I can't post for a week, and that if I think that's incorrect, I can hit the button that says "Tell us." I do that and nothing happens and that button takes you nowhere. So much for freedom of speech.

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I deactivated my not-Twitter account about two months ago. As it turns out, there's really no need for it. If someone uses a link, I can still see stuff, but can't comment, which is probably better for everyone. 😂

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Isn't that place called Shitter now? 🤣

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That's what I call it. "Xitter" pronounced shitter IMHO

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It's "Even Xittier", pronounced you-know-how.

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I got banned for calling Tomi Lahren Tampon Lampshade. I think I got 7 days for that. Totally worth it

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😂😂😂

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You should be.

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My sister called Kimberly Guilfoyle a whore and she got banned from Twitter for 2 weeks! :)

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But it's true! No respect for truth anymore.

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THAT is hilarious! HAHAHA! Well done!

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I got booted for observing that Alex Jones was going to stroke out any minute. They said I wished him harm. Which was true!

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Yes, but it's tHe CoNsErVaTiVeS wHo ArE bEiNg SiLeNcEd!!!!!111!!!!1!!

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Fuck them. Fucking snowflakes.

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From TWITTER??? That’s amazing, considering what a cesspool Twitter is. Or X, or whatever Musk is calling it today. Was that before he came back with his “Freedom of Speech” theory? (Shakes head in amazement)

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A few years ago I got the smackdown from either FB or Twitter (don't remember which) for posting memes of quotes from Joseph Goebbels. Of course, these were tongue in cheek references to the Trump administration, but I guess maybe the asses couldn't see that.

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I was perma-banned for calling MTG a skank to her Twitter face. A threat.

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Thank you for speaking on behalf of so many of us! 😆

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First of all-Trump probably can’t spell Thesaurus, much less say it correctly! Second-John Schneider is a washed up dumbass like you said! Arrest him already! Good post Jeff!

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Nah, Trump thinks the Thesaurus died out with the rest of the dinosaurs when Jesus shot ‘em with his AR..

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LOL!!!

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Good one I’m pissing my self laughing ,should I ask The golden shower guy if he needs a bath?

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🤣😂

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🤣🤣🤣

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Turns out Schneider is a bigger dumb shit in real life than the IQ challenged moron he played on the Hazzards.

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John Schneider, meet Nick Searcy.

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He spells it Dinosaurus

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John Schneider...the Duke of haggard.

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Great post, as always! Good to see Ronna finally sinking with the rest of the trump ship. Great to see the mob boss finally getting his own hands dirty on tape. Excellent that he was unable to bully local officials into doing his bidding. Every time we see people willing to stand up to him, we should encourage them to run for office and replace those cowards on Capitol Hill. John Schneider is just another Kid Rock/Ted Nugent jackwagon.

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As far as the moms for liberty porn business…a total non-surprise. These religious zealots are always obsessed with sex and everyone else’s body and sexuality. The biggest perverts on the planet.

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Like the guy who monitors his son's visits to porn on the Internet as he attends purity balls with his teenage daughter? He seems pretty obsessed.

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LOL!

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It is absolutely astonishing to me that a) anyone would make a video of themselves having sex, b) knowing there are tapes of them having not only sex, but sex that they are publicly pushing to ban for others, would intentionally become a beacon for such a ban and c) bring attention to themselves in such a way that shows the complete hypocrisy of obviously enjoying said sex and then co-founding an organization whose mission is to convince others it is repellent and sinful. WTAF?

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Makes your head spin around doesn’t it?

It is all part of the stupidity to think that they are oh so special.

Or maybe they are just so stupid that they really didn’t realize that threesomes by definition involve same gender sex.

Who knows.

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Do as I say not a I do!!

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All part of the never ending GOP obsession with other peoples' genitals and sexual behavior. Speaks to some serious inner conflict/turmoil/inadequacies, no?

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What IS it about conservatives the world over and their obsession with sex?

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There is no way that the Zieglers talked to Rob Lowe about making a sex tape.

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"All about the dollars."

Joe Pesci from "Casino"

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You can’t fix stupid

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Canada, Feb 21, 1967: Then Justice Minister Pierre Trudeau speaks with reporters about his Omnibus Bill. "There's no place for the state in the bedrooms of the nation" Since then, we have been at peace paving the way here for sexual inclusivity and rights both Federally and Provincially.

For those of you in the northern US, you may want to consider an annexation deal with us if Donnie Fuckface should win the presidency and let's all the Zeigler-like Christo-Fascists take over, because... they will!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk4EMT_beyQ

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Thanks for that Steve! I live in the Northeast US and I keep wondering when Justin Trudeau is going to close the border. I need to be prepared because if that Fascist wins then he will do away with our Democratic Republic and place us in an Authoritarian State. I’m afraid he’ll close the borders before the fascist takeover and not the January 20th date which is the official turnover of power.

My daughter wants to go to Scotland. Idk because it only takes me 10 hours to get there and through customs to Canada.

Damn I’m rambling again. Thank you.

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Your daughter needs to be aware that the government in Great Britain has already been successfully hijacked by MAGA autocrats and their fellow travellers and they are presently trying to strip the devolved Scottish government of its political powers as the Scottish Independence movement is growing exponentially in response to London Westminster’s far right coup. She will have her human rights far better protected in an EU country like Ireland. From which she could help the fight to free Northern Ireland and Scotland from a toxic criminal Britain.

I wish you both well whatever you decide and happy holidays 🐈‍⬛

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Yeah, Ireland was my choice. If we were going somewhere. Of course Amsterdam was where I wanted to go but that country voted a fascist in. So there’s that…

Thanks for the update. Greatly appreciated.

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Your fear is not as far-fetched anymore. None of any of us in our lifetimes would ever have imagined a rougue president teetering on authoritarianism. My biggest fear is his protectionism, possibly choking us off from cross-border trade in order to appease rabid MAGAts, who seem to influence his decision-making process more than people who've dedicated their entire careers to cross-border trade..

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My mom was born in Nova Scotia ,I have dual citizenship thanks to her when The war in VN was cooking she was sending us up North to safety,I used to cross the boarder with a library card every year I visited . Once I hitched up and walked across,nowadays they want a friggen genetic chromosome test and a quart of blood 🩸 !

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Thank You Steve

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Please adopt me if the unthinkable happens!

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You mean like we could draw a line from Texas over to Florida and take the rest? Let's do it!!!

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Maybe he meant hung though! Perhaps he hopes for every Biden to grow a big old porn star schlong. Who knows what rattles around is his termite hotel of a head?

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“..termite hotel of a head” is fabulous. Love it. And it sounds like you’re channeling Jeff, which is also fabulous.

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I'm like 57% sure Jeff is actually me from the future somehow.

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Dec 22, 2023·edited Dec 22, 2023

The justices or some judge should absolutely stomp on the immunity claim, partly because Nixon needed a PARDON from Ford, and mostly because Trump and his flying monkeys were not acting in official government capacities, but as part of an unsuccessful (LOSING, LOSING, LOSING. Don’t flip him off. Just do the “L” on the forehead. That’ll make him more insane) campaign. Meadows got a smack down for it in GA. Every judge on every level should find that he was not acting as a government official. IF he was battling Congress over something, then he would have a colorable claim to official capacity (although not one you can make with a straight face), but not as a LUH HOO HOO SER candidate.

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They should make a new tv show called The Dukes of Has-beens and include James Woods, Scott Baio, John Schneider, Brett Favre, Jim Caviezel, Kelsey Grammer, and Dennis Quaid.

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👏👏👏👏👏

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Nick Searcy! The Insurrection Videographer. 🙄

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As for the Orange Turd, didn't you mean to say the grift that keeps on grifting?

So tired of all this.

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This harkens me back to something my 5 year old said about the Dukes of Hazard. “That Daisy Duke sure makes my pension tingle!”

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😂😂😂😂

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🤣🤣🤣🤣. ⚡️🍆⚡️

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Everyday is a reminder of how widespread Trump’s corruption actually is... incidents piling up one after another, state after state. His snowball lie is now a glacier.

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Wait till the Russia Tapes come out

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When is that ?

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Good Question

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The STUPID never ceases to amaze me.

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