holy shit, Donald Trump just got caught making more election fuckery phone calls

and a new Moms for Liberty sex tape drops

barely a week passes these days where we don’t learn something new about just how fucking huge of a sore loser Little Donny Fuckface is.

oh lordy, there are more tapes!

Then-President Donald Trump personally pressured two Republican members of the Wayne County Board of Canvassers not to sign the certification of the 2020 presidential election, according to recordings reviewed by The Detroit News and revealed publicly for the first time.

On a Nov. 17, 2020, phone call, which also involved Republican National Committee Chairwoman Ronna McDaniel, Trump told Monica Palmer and William Hartmann, the two GOP Wayne County canvassers, they’d look “terrible” if they signed the documents after they first voted in opposition and then later in the same meeting voted to approve certification of the county’s election results, according to the recordings.

this fucking guy is the gift that keeps on giving.

I’ll bet Jack Smith punched the air with delight when he heard about this. it’s just another nail in the coffin from the sore-loser jackass who can’t stop churning out coffin nails.

we already know that Trump was on the phone with various state-level officials like Brad Raffensperger, the Georgia Secretary of State to whom Trump famously whined about needing 11,780 votes.

but here’s evidence that Trump was on the phone with county-level election workers.

imagine that. you’re just some small-town dude, just living your simple life in Michigan, and all of a sudden the President of the United Fucking States is on your phone — in your ear — telling you to do crimes for him.

you’ll look terrible — so terrible, maybe the most terrible thing that ever happened — if you don’t do this for me.

by the way, can someone buy Trump a thesaurus? he’s got like four adjectives that he keeps using over and over — terrible, horrible, beautiful and powerful.

mix it up, bro.

how bad is this for Trump? here’s former prosecutor Karen Friedman Agnifilo — who has worked with Jack Smith — on CNN:

“For a prosecutor, there's nothing better than a defendant’s own words on tape doing and saying the exact thing you accused them of doing. So for Jack Smith, this is extremely powerful evidence of Donald Trump’s corrupt intention, and his pressure campaign on the local level, which is part and parcel of what he's charged with in this sweeping Jack Smith indictment — the January 6 indictment — there’s a whole section on there on the pressure campaign to the states, including Michigan. And so this is just direct evidence for Jack Smith and will be front and center at the trial. I also think that the fact that he's saying, ‘We'll get you lawyers. We'll pay for your lawyers’ — In some ways, I would argue that that's evidence that he knows what he’s asking them to do is illegal. And so I think it’s extremely powerful evidence for a prosecutor.”

pro tip: if Donald Trump asks you to do something and the next thing out of his mouth is “don’t worry, we’ll pay for your lawyers,” fucking run like hell, as fast as you can.

just ask Trump’s 18 co-defendents in the Big Georgia Election Fuckery Trial how not running away worked out for them.

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Bridget Ziegler, the cofounder of those tiresome Hitler-quoting homophobes, the Moms for Liberty, sure does seem to star in a lot of homemade sex tapes.

A second video has been recovered by police showing Bridget Ziegler, a cofounder of  the conservative Moms for Liberty, engaging in sexual relations with a woman, sources said. It is not known if the woman in the video is the same woman who has alleged she was sexually assaulted by Christian Ziegler. Neither Christian nor Bridget Ziegler have responded to requests for comment from the Trident. 

Brig apparently has an active and varied sex life — and hey, more power to her for that. no one should be shamed for what they do behind closed doors.

but the uttter hypocrisy is off the charts — because that’s the fucking point here.

this busybody has made it her life’s work to tell other people how to live — to police other people’s bedrooms, and to publicly shame anyone who doesn’t conform to her cramped, hateful worldview.

so now — with her own private life on very public display — Brig gets to wake up every day into the fingerpointing world she helped create.

she’s toxic now, the oganization she cofounded is in tatters, and she has no longer has a future in politics — and her husband stands accused of rape.

too fucking bad, Bridget. reap what you sow.

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fortysomething years ago, John Schneider was on the TV show The Dukes of Hazzard — a role that required him to pretend to be a backwoods moron.

oops, it turns out that John wasn’t pretending — he’s an actual imbecile. a couple of days ago, John took to not-twitter and posted this beauty:

“Mr. President, I believe you are guilty of treason and should be publicly hung. Your son too. Your response is..? Sincerely, John Schneider.”

Joe Biden didn’t have a response, but the Secret Service did.

The federal agency charged with protecting POTUS, the Vice President and their immediate families, as well as major political candidates and high level government officials, have opened a probe into statements the former Dukes of Hazzard star made online against the President and his son Hunter Biden earlier today, Deadline has learned.

fuck around, find out. dopes like John should really have those words tatooed on the inside of their eyelids, as a constant reminder to shut the fuck up.

Schneider defended himself in the same way so many conservatives do, by insisting that words don’t have meanings.

This is my final comment on this. I neither said nor implied any such thing. Despite headlines claiming otherwise, in my post, I absolutely did not call for an act of violence or threaten a U.S. president.

in 2017, Kathy Griffin posed for photos with a fake severed Donald Trump head, and the Secret Service came knocking on her door. the incident derailed her career for years, and it never really recovered.

fortunately (or unfortunately) for John, he’s a washed-up has-been with no career to self-fuck. too bad, so sad.

oh, and John? it’s hanged, not hung.

dumb-ass.