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markwilson67's avatar

"...will work for a fraction of the cost..." That says everything Elon, Viv, et al (the gillionaires care about. Read a story in WP about the dumbfucks that voted for Trump - love this quote: “I think he knows it’s the poor people that got him elected, so I think Trump is going to do more to help us.” Like donny, elon, viv give a flying fuck about them and their "handouts". In any case, why don't you stupid fucks "pull yourselves up by your bootstraps?" You know, like you tell everyone else to do.

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Clint Opine's avatar

When I first read this I saw "gluttonaires" instead of gillionaires. Still works.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

I saw guillotines 🤔

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Jung would be proud of our synchronicity Kristy, ditto!!

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David Skoglund's avatar

Also pitchforks

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Becky Gibson's avatar

Is it time to start sharpening them yet, I hope?

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

I read somewhere that there are assemble-it-yourself packages available on the Intertubes.

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kdsherpa's avatar

Ah!

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂😂

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

I saw Guillotineairs and that worked too.

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Patricia Gomes's avatar

Works very well !

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Joel Rosenfeld's avatar

Trump, Musk and the entire millionaire cabinet heads are laughing their asses off at the expense of the MAGA suckers who voted for him

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

To be fair, were I an unempathetic, soulless monster I would probably do the same.

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Marie Martin's avatar

They cannot see that many don’t have bootstraps to pull up.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

And here I am in my gownless evening straps !

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Irascible Ink's avatar

😂😂

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

That is the point, that it is an impossibility. (I looked it up, evidently it comes from a Tall tale about a baron who pulled himself out of a situation.)

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Being bootstrapless in a fascist country… sharpen the guillotines Marie and Becky!!

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

Condemning Skippy the Dipshit to the guillotine presents a problem. He has no neck.

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Joe Witkowski's avatar

Beautiful!

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