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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I love how Donny was wearing the clownishly over-long red tie all the way back in 1995

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Tama2U's avatar

And practicing his mugshot meanie menacing stupid fuck face pose.

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blackdog1955's avatar

I don't know how Fani let him get away with that mugshot. Bad call but unfortunately, she's getting to be known for that. His mugshot should have been straight-up, just like any other suspect to a crime. I would've made him take it 100 times over if necessary.

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

It looks "strong" on his opinion. His officials Presidential (God, how I hate applying rmthat to HIM) photo was identical.

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TJTarheel's avatar

I’m with you on that one

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

His ZOOLANDER, BLUE STEAL

FUCKER PUCKER

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Tama2U's avatar

Good one! 😂

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Charlie Austin's avatar

😂😂

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Charlie Austin's avatar

😂😂

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Megan Ross's avatar

I'm convinced that TRump thinks the long red tie directs attention to his "mushroom", as Stormy Daniels referred to his dick . 🤣

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Mike Hammer's avatar

Let’s hope Stormy keeps talking about his mushroom in court. For the record of course.

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Linda Weide's avatar

Let's hope that the value of his company drops down to $4.

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meryl selig's avatar

Gotta keep the mushroom meme going through out. This stuff gets to him! N

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Of course.😆

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

It's also supposed to make the blimp look slimmer 😄

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Patricia Gomes's avatar

The suits are tailored to cover up his gut. Extend the shoulders to allow the body to fall straight and allow it to be buttoned ( which he rarely does now). The long tie covers the shirt and gives a vertical line. They look cheap and I pity the tailor that has to work with him. It’s a lot to cover up.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

I was a Tailor assistant ( so you know I did all the work , for less $ ) His suits are atrocious, but whatcha gonna do with THAT " physique" ?

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Karen Livolsi's avatar

Some days that’s all there is to it.

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Anti fascist's avatar

I agree. Eww

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Mary Hall's avatar

That may be true. I heard someone once told LDFF that the too long tie makes his fat fugly body look slimmer. Know why LDFF always insisted he was 6’2” and 239#? If he said he weighed 240# he would be considered obese by BMI standards.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

One of his many compensations.😆

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Cats🐈‍⬛'s avatar

Yeah, there’s that! He was ass ugly then, too and even uglier as shit now.

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Karen Livolsi's avatar

I know, right?

I had to zoom in to see if it really is as unattractive at first glance. Petulant lips, hair teased, sprayed and combed over, unkept eyebrows and a poorly emulated tough guy glare.

He ends up looking like the “Horton Hears a Who” book cover. By Dr. Seuss.

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TJTarheel's avatar

🤣

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Tess's avatar

Clown- ass

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Claudia Green's avatar

Ya’know, he is short waisted and the red tie is pointing directly to his mushroom 🍄 dick.

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Randy Woodall's avatar

It's supposed to be a message: "Look down here"

The (unintended by Trump) read-between-the-lines end of the message is "and laugh"

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Charlie Austin's avatar

😂😂😂

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Jeff, aren't your fingers starting to cramp from playing that tiny violin? Ease up, man!

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TJTarheel's avatar

Even after Billy Joel advised the wider tie

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TJTarheel's avatar

Vengeance is mine saith the lord! And his name is KARMA!

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Charlie Austin's avatar

👍👍

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Scott Bernstein's avatar

I'll laugh when he's dead.

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

you can laugh more than once, you know

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Scott Bernstein's avatar

I promise to laugh multiple times, perhaps even continuously, when that diseased-ridden nazi fuck is dead. I'll even laugh while taking a shit on his grave, but laughing is no longer a tonic to deal with this sub-human fuck and his cult followers. Actual humans better get the fuck out and vote.

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Ann Anderson's avatar

His death should be a national holiday.

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Megan Ross's avatar

Global holiday. The entire world hates the guy!

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David Skoglund's avatar

Ann; Good one🤣!

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

The day it happens, I’ll have my accordion on and a vodka holster strapped to my thigh. Probably do without the pants that glad day

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Charlie Austin's avatar

😆😆😆

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Doc Blase''s avatar

It will be for me. "Thank god the whiny little bitch is gone"-day

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Robert R's avatar

The only person at his funeral will be himself 💩👿👺and Lucifer … he doesn’t count as a people,come to think 🤔 about it , neither does decompDonnie !

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Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

I can't freaking stop laughing at the clown show. But trust me, I have and always will vote all Dems all the time.

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TJTarheel's avatar

I’ll just be thankful like people were when WWII was over

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

It’s going to be a great, great day. Maybe getting stomped in the election will break his mighty heart, and he’ll go back to his slimy cave like Puff the fucking magic dragon

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Patricia Gomes's avatar

I think he should be buried beside the mother of his children. No headstone and weeds all over him. She deserved better, he deserves his golf course cemetery.

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Abigail Norling's avatar

Jail would be my choice. If he's dead he won't be humiliated!

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Linda McCaughey's avatar

Nope. Like spent nuclear waste, he is not safe above ground.

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Mike Hammer's avatar

Community service.

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Marie Drozdis's avatar

I think that's an excellent idea. Out in public doing actual work.

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Karla's avatar

It was 💯 my choice too until he decided to run in 2024; now that he’s an actual threat again, he can choke on a burger.

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Scott Bernstein's avatar

You're talking about someone who doesn't know shame. He would also position himself as a martyr and still tell the brain dead fucks who follow him how he's a political prisoner. This lunacy needs to stop.

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Christina Walker's avatar

I’m with you on that. I’m already dreading the fucking state funeral this guy gets. I mean, I want to see him laid out, but not in the Capitol!

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Chauncey Gardiner's avatar

He'll likely receive full honors, a military escort, and the rare honor of lying in state so that a grateful people and their government can pay their respects and express their gratitude. I mean, who else has done so much for the nation?

It could happen, I hear Russian state funerals can be quite impressive.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Christina Walker's avatar

Chauncey, I like the way you think!

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Stephanie Sipe's avatar

It doesn't have to be at the Capitol. Nixon's was at his library. I think one of Donnie's shit hole golf clubs would suffice. Or, Maga-lago.

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Christina Walker's avatar

Ooh, good point. Let’s lay him out near Ivana’s gravesite at his Bedford shit-hole golf club! Genius! 😈

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Cats🐈‍⬛'s avatar

The idea of it lying in state is nauseating, so I think nobody should show up and that would be gratifyingly delicious. What a lying jackass.

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TJTarheel's avatar

I agree. Jail.

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Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

Mob bosses rule from prison.

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Deb Martina's avatar

Either works for me

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Openly Fae's avatar

Fuck knows I did reading "there has never been a more conflicted judge".

I wonder if he typed that before or after his last sext message with Aileen.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

😂😂

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Megan Ross's avatar

I'll throw a big, raging fking party when he dies! I already have a DJ in mind: Dirt Napster

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Scott Bernstein's avatar

Your planning skills are quite admirable.

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Robert R's avatar

We could send him off with 10,000,000 ,of us pissing on his grave ! No wait a minute that’s out , golden shower’s are his favorite kink 🤪💦

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Sköll's avatar

Maybe while Ur in 8 ing on the TRUMP! headstone.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

There will have to be a fence. Sooner or later.

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Sköll's avatar

Double daring people to do it :D

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Openly Fae's avatar

Rent-a-copter.

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Judy Luchsinger's avatar

Let's all throw a handful of dirt. Millions of handfuls...

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Mike Hammer's avatar

I’ll cry with tears of joy.

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Deb Martina's avatar

I'm with you

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SeekingReason's avatar

And you’re invited to my party when that happens! 😂

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Samantha M's avatar

I’m no genius. But even I knew Truth Social stock was worthless. I didn’t think about it being a money-laundering operation because I’m not a serial criminal, so there’s that.

Again, I’m no Carnac the Magnificent, but Florida is about to find out what the 11 million or so women in that state think about their bodily autonomy being stripped away. I AM smart enough to know 11 mil > 9.7 mil, which is the female:male ratio down there where woke goes to die. My guess is it’s where asinine abortion laws go to die too.

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Linda A's avatar

I'm more worried about Florida's post-menopausal MAGAts who conveniently now forget that they, too, worried about pregnancy EVERY DAMN DAY for 35+ years of their lives.

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Samantha M's avatar

They have daughters and granddaughters. I’m definitely not a MAGA, but my girls’ rights are a big reason this old gal gets out and pounds the pavement for pro-choice candidates. That and I couldn’t be sicker or tireder of old white men deciding anything to do with women’s bodies. Of any age.

As Ricki Lee Jones deliciously put it when I finally saw her a few years ago. Never underestimate middle-aged women. 👍🏼

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Samantha M's avatar

Roe was there for me, but the lady I bought my house from had to go to ENGLAND when she was raped in the 60s. Fuck that. I’ve been working on a book since Nov 22 and while it’s not about abortion it’s 100% set against this fight. It may never be published, but if I ever have a grandchild I want him or her to know granny was a hell raiser. Just like their great, great granny ❤️

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Linda A's avatar

This Grandma of 4 girls and 4 granddaughters pounds the pavement, too. I'm old enough to remember the Before Times. At best, girls just disappeared for a year. Awful.

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Cheryl Keeping's avatar

73 yo grandma here. I have daughters and granddaughters. I'll never shut up or stop fighting for their right to make decisions about their own bodies. I was livid in 1979 when my husband had to give his written permission for me to have a tubal ligation. Fuck that shit.

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Patricia Gomes's avatar

Me too! He wasn’t impressed either.

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Patricia Gomes's avatar

Or ANY woman with a brain.

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Janine's avatar

AKA SMUGGAFUCKAS

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Lady Tavestock's avatar

There are the divorced old ladies who are about to lose their alimony bc of Gov Meatball. So, I don't know.

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Chauncey Gardiner's avatar

I hope you're right Samantha, but we live in Florida and it's sometimes like living in Jonestown circa 1978. The place is full of resentful, Fox-watching geezers, hispanic communities where "strongmen" like Trump are admired, and local crackers who still fly their confederate rags proudly.

The DeSantis and Trump cults are as strong as the stupid here in the sunshine state.

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Samantha M's avatar

I believe you! But I’ve been railing at the Dole/Roberts/Brownback voters since my union-member granny sent me out to handout Jim Slattery fliers for $5. :) I even moved to MO, which promptly elected Fisty McRunpants & a kinky blackmailer as gov. And in both these states, the fight for abortion rights is alive & well.

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Sköll's avatar

Hard to say, what with the religious fundamentalist crazies. We will see.

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Samantha M's avatar

I live 3 minutes from the KS state line. I’m a native of the sunflower state. Post Roe women of ALL stripes voted NO to stripping their state constitution rights, and those red state dominos have been falling ever since. If I were a betting woman I’d bet FL follows suit.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

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Janine's avatar

THIS

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Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

All those Republicans with 2 kids? Yeah, many have an abortion in their closet.

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Robert R's avatar

And a few incest sister ,brother ,muntants in their attics !🥴🤪😜

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Patricia Gomes's avatar

So do their daughters.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

CHRISTIANITY is the last refuge of

SCOUNDRELS.

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Carolyn O'Daly's avatar

Unfortunately there are a lot of church going "Christians" down there. I'm not counting my chickens...yet.

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Samantha M's avatar

Spoiler alert: Christians vote “keep” when it’s their reproductive rights at stake.

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Samantha M's avatar

My biological grandfather was a southern Baptist preacher. He was also a cross-dresser. 🤷‍♀️ Those who condemn the loudest usually have something to hide.

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Randy Woodall's avatar

That's why we have a secret ballot. They can still talk that maga talk and keep on the good side of their husbands and other maga friends, but secretly know they have done the right thing. Nobody has to know! I am hoping this is also the way Biden gives Trump an unexpectedly sound whuppin' this November, in Florida and other Red states.

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James Starr's avatar

yes, offf the record, those christian preachers who have impure thoughts like the abortoin option

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Carolyn O'Daly's avatar

Let's hope. A lot of handmaids out there.

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S74's avatar

It sounds good now, but no one trusts the Republican legislators not to "fix" the vote. It's hard to imagine Little Lord DickSantis will be outsmarted by women.

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Samantha M's avatar

Just unload a big truck of puddin’ near him on Election Day. Problem solved.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

There are still some plump-and-dump stock sharks playing with the DWAC trying to get something out of it before the joke wears out.

It is remarkable that anyone is stupid enough to buy stock in a company that lost 53 million with revenues of less than 4.

But then again none of this makes any sense.

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Deb Martina's avatar

Thank you Jeff. Saw this new drumpf stock shit and barfed.

My favorite story is the one where Hope Hicks will testify. Hope she has body guards and food tasters 🙃.

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Chris Hierholzer's avatar

Should be interesting to hear her testimony for the PROSECUTION.

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Janine's avatar

I just pray that FINALLY justice REAL justice will be served IN FUCKING JAIL

ENOUGH ALREADY HE NEEDS TO GO TO FUCKING JAIL

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Doc Blase''s avatar

I agree it would be fantastic, but seriously, will never happen. Best case he is soundly defeated, then assets seized and some kind of home detention imposed.

Then croaks, finally- and we celebrate forever, while continuing the fight against the virus he created in the minds of the Rubes.

The guy will pass but the band will play on.

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Chris Hierholzer's avatar

Given his history,. that very well might end up being the best the DOJ will do.

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Patricia Gomes's avatar

They’d better post a battalion around congress and the White House when the ballots come in.

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Celeste Hardway's avatar

..and stays away from open windows!

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Lisa's avatar

And off of airplanes!

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SeekingReason's avatar

And clothing that repels ketchup stains!

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Loretta Kuhland's avatar

I think Mary Trump called it… Truth Social going public was a work around campaign contribution limits… and a way for non-Americans to contribute.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

There are much more "important" things for the media to obsess over. Benghazi, Her Emails, Joe's old, Why The Great Economy Is Bad For Biden. Hunter's 'laptop', Gaza-palooza. Ronna Fo-Phona.

Shiny keys.

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Darrell Smith's avatar

"Stealing everything that wasn't nailed down" reminded me of when Trump and Co moved out of the White House. Videos showed them loading U Haul trucks with exactly that: everything that wasn't nailed down. I always say if Trump is breathing, he's lying. I will ad that every second of the day there is a crime in progress with his tiny hands on it.

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Anti fascist's avatar

Right?! WTAF. He is so damn sleazy.

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Ema's avatar

Scheduled: trump's MAGA Rally is scheduled today in Green Bay with doors opening at 2:00 and programming to begin at 3:30 (trump is I believe scheduled for 5:00PM).

Forecast: We are expecting Winter Storm Cora, with snowfall expected to begin at 1:00 PM, winds exceeding 40-50 mph gusts lasting until 1:00 PM Wednesday with accumulation of 6-12" expected. Travel is expected to be difficult this afternoon through tomorrow.

Conclusion: God IS a Democrat!

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arne link's avatar

Hope the plane skids off the runway and he has to inch carefully down the stairs and slips and, and, and.

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Ema's avatar

I was hoping, Arne... but nope - he made it and just finished his speech. It was the first speech I listened to in full vs. just clips. It was mind boggling. It might actually be a good way to diet because I truly lost my appetite.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

🙄

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Tess's avatar

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy!!!!

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CAM from 🇨🇦's avatar

The fuckheads never learn. You really have to be some doorknob to contemplate investing in anything that Trump sells, even shares in his public companies.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

And with his dipshit lapdog former congressman Devin Nunes running the show, what the hell could possibly go wrong?

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Exactly! Devin should go milk cows!

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David Jones's avatar

Or sue one.

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Lisa59's avatar

Devin is going to have to look for another avenue to launder Agent Orange's funds. I'm sure Leonard Leo can lend a hand. The king of dark money channeling. Devin was promised millions. Oh, no he's going to get fucked. Maybe they can cuddle afterwards.

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Chauncey Gardiner's avatar

The rubes will get fleeced and the short-sellers will get rich on their stupidity.

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meryl selig's avatar

Rubes getting fleeced: part of the psycho grip Trump has on his followers. The dynamic is similar in many cults. People show their loyalty by handing over their assets. It’s part of the psychology and the story repeats itself, regardless of the cult.

His rubes will be ruined, eventually. Only the “brightest” among them will ever have the awareness of what happened.

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Anti fascist's avatar

“The definition of insanity is do the same thing over and over again and expecting the different results.” -Freud

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Anti fascist's avatar

*doing

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LuluMcTavish's avatar

Who could have guessed that having a company run by a cow in Bumfuck FL would not be a huge money maker?

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

You know that if need be, Donny will liquidate his shares of TS and tank the stock, thereby fucking his shareholders (many of whom will have invested, simply to show their support). And then, like everyone else with whom he does business, they’ll be left holding the bag, while that grifting sociopath never looks back. And I can’t muster up even one modicum of sympathy for these schmucks.

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

He can’t liquidate anything for 6 months after the IPO.

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steve robertshaw's avatar

True, but his hand-picked board (including Don Jr.!) can vote to alter that at any time before 6 months. Of course, whenever he sells any significant amount, the stock price will tumble.

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Karen Leeds's avatar

Don Jr cannot change SEC regs.

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steve robertshaw's avatar

? The limitation on trump selling his shares isn't an SEC rule, it's a stipulation in the IPO for that stock. Called a lockup provision. Can be terminated by the stock's board anytime.

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Karen Leeds's avatar

Thanks!

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

Well then his investors should be keeping an eye on the calendar.

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

I suspect it will be practically worthless in that time.

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blackdog1955's avatar

Hope so. Just think about how all those investors will vote in November. BTW, no matter how much money he has, there's not much to buy from a prison's commissary. A shitty TV, Ramen, chips, tuna in a pouch .... absolutely no hair products.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

The only way this crime clown can go to any prison is if it's built for him alone, and really, nope. Nobody is going to put this jerk in any gen pop prison or even a SuperMax one.

We really are better off to give up on that dream.

Utter, humiliating, indisputable defeat on Tuesday November 5th, 2024, is the only fate that will actually do the job.

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

He’ll convince some sucker to smuggle his orange makeup.

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blackdog1955's avatar

It'll go good with his orange jumpsuit.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Emperor Shitstain is the most incompetent businessman ever. Everything he's ever started ends up being a pump-and-dump scheme. His financial lifeboat is full of holes. Come on, sharks.🦈🦈🦈

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Victoria Wilson's avatar

I don’t have a crystal ball or anything but I predict that little Donny Fuckface will bankrupt the RNC and all of those R candidates running down-ballot won’t get Jack shit dollars from the wretched organization.They will be left to fend for themselves which translates to “You lose, suckers!”

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SeekingReason's avatar

😄👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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MountainBoyMike's avatar

each day I rise with the hope of learning of its death, and each day I am disappointed to learn that it still lives...but tomorrow is another day, and tomorrow I will rise with the same hopes and dreams, because I remain optimistic that the combination of the walls of justice closing in, his obvious overweight and poor health, and age will all combine to bring me the unequaled joy of reading the beautiful fantastic amazing - and yes, bigly - headline that proclaims the end of this grotesque and vile dark chapter in American history...tomorrow is another day, people...tomorrow is another day...

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Kay-El's avatar

1. Agent Orange and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day (apologies to Judith Viorst)

2. Florida’s 6-week ban is really awful but the chance to undo that damage is really hopeful.

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

Why didn’t the investment bankers require a financial report BEFORE bringing DJT to market?

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

that's my question too. WTF?

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markwilson67's avatar

How fucking stupid do you have to be to invest in DJT? Rhetorical question. We all know the answer. Kinda fun watching little Rhonda do his damage to FLA. Hopefully, the amendment is the beginning of the end for the fuckfaces down there.

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Lisa59's avatar

Stupid is on the menu these days.

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