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JOEL's avatar

All Democrats in the Senate and House should boycott Traitor Trump’s State of the Union address!

Show the world our disdain for and disgust with liar, fraud, con, grifter, sex abuser, scumbag, convicted felon, racist, fascist, Hitler-lover, Putin’s puppet, America’s Disgrace Trump!

Contact your elected representatives and demand that they do NOT attend!

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

Lizz Winstead had a really good remark about that over on Bluesky:

"Congress should dress like Zelensky to the State of The Union"

https://bsky.app/profile/lizzwinstead.bsky.social/post/3ljftpmbguc2c

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Abbi's avatar

And if they get thrown out for not dressing “respectfully” enough, they need to be prepared to hold a rally outside & live stream it on all the socials.

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Outdoorluvr's avatar

I think they should hold their own SOTU address, to be scheduled and televised at the same time as trump's lie fest. It's way past time for them to lay out all the dangers to our country that have resulted from the rampaging DOGE, trump's zero-experience cabinet heads, and the in-your-face partnership with Putin/Russia.

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celeste k.'s avatar

I fully agree, and have written my Senators and Representative and asked them to do just that.

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Polly Sears's avatar

Which Democrat will be offering the rebuttal?

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Lady Emsworth's avatar

Well, there's. . .

and then there's. . .

Of course there's always. . .

No, hang on a minute - let me think. . .!

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Outdoorluvr's avatar

Elissa Slotkin, I believe. (Maybe not spelled correctly)

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Robert Eckert's avatar

She voted for four Trump cabinet nominees (unless I lost count). I wrote her an angry email saying I didn't support her or vote for her in order for her to be a collaborator. I got back a reply that she would respond to me in due time. I am still waiting.

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Marycat2021's avatar

The Democrats would have to grow a pair first.

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Elliot Blinder's avatar

Any Congresspeople who are still in the Reserves can wear their Uniforms.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Love this Abbi!!

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

Considering the way Sporktoes Green dresses, I don't think it's an issue.

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Ole Anderson's avatar

Excuse me, I believe ‘Sporkfoot’ is the proper terminology. And it rolls off the tongue more easily.

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Abigail Norling's avatar

Oh I'm sure F-Elan will be there in his black t-shirt!

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Susan Linehan's avatar

Holding pictures of MTG in her maga hat

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

She looked like she was cosplaying working at McDonalds.

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Marycat2021's avatar

On the media. Not on social media.

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Abbi's avatar

I don’t trust legacy media to cover a protest. First, they never do. And second, their oligarch owners likely want them to focus exclusively on the lying, felonious, Russian asset in chief.

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JOEL's avatar

And, after they show up wearing blue and yellow outfits, they should stand up AND WALK OUT!

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

Blue and yellow or Z look. Yes walk out.

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Marycat2021's avatar

All could wear small sunflowers in their lapels or carry a bouquet of sunflowers.

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Chris Hierholzer's avatar

That would be a whopper troll Jeff! Finally some real resistance. We'll bee hearing about it for days..bee best!

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Eva Porter's avatar

Yes!!

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

Yes yes yes!!!! Dems should all dress like Zelensky at State of Union Address. How can we get the word out? 👍🥳🇺🇸🇱🇷😆

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Susanna J. Sturgis's avatar

Or wear Ukrainian colors.

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Ole Anderson's avatar

Either one. Their choice

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Janan Broadbent's avatar

Love that idea!

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Stephen Brady's avatar

I wonder wherever they will seat Space Nazi?

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Chris Hierholzer's avatar

He'll be standing on the Speakers desk.

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Steve Kelly's avatar

With his chainsaw.

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Ole Anderson's avatar

Seat? Hell, he’ll probably be giving the address

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

On rump’s ass

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TJTarheel's avatar

That would blow trumps mind. He’d lose it quickly and his mumbo jumbo would get tongue tied in a knot until he combusted

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Chris Hierholzer's avatar

You have a very creative imagination.

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TJTarheel's avatar

Just wishful thinking

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Lady Emsworth's avatar

Well, at least that would give us SOME idea of a) which of them disapproved of trump and b) which of them MIGHT just stand up and fight.

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Ole Anderson's avatar

Exactly. Show us who’s got a spine and who is just going to go along as we descend into an authoritarian state. They have Got to show some courage right now. It’s not getting any better and it won’t.

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Chris Hierholzer's avatar

They should ask John Fetterman where they could get a good deal on matching black sweats!

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Anne Whitney's avatar

Yes. Give the GOP no quarter in civil society. Carry photos of stolen children. Make a scene now while the world is watching.

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Ole Anderson's avatar

Yes. Now is the time. The whole World is watching.

Should have a demonstration outside with everyone dressed as Zelensky. That’s what we would have done back in the 60’s. Are people uninterested in what the world thinks of us? Do we want them thinking that we agree with that disgraceful sandbagging on Friday?

Get out there, people!

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Steve in SoCal's avatar

It's easy to do:

https://ua-shirt.com/

I bought a green sweatshirt just like the one Zelenskyy wears, it's very well made and looks super cool 😎💙💛

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Lizz is always good shyte, a fellow ‘Sotan!!

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Abigail Norling's avatar

LOVE this idea!

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TJTarheel's avatar

Great idea

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Kay-El's avatar

Senator Ron Wyden of Oregon is having an open to everyone town hall during the SOTU. That’s my plan.

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Kay-El's avatar

I should mention it’s online

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Of course it’s online, Kay-El, why would one of our national networks want to show something critical to Americans when they can be sanewashing, normalizing and supporting a fascist dick-tater?

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Kay-El's avatar

Spot on, Walt, but my point was that it isn’t an in person thing.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Yup, they seem to have an addiction to gargling his mushroom.

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Marty's avatar

Perfect!

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Burke's avatar

If they do show up they should chant, over and over and over:

Musk is a dumbshit. Fire Musk!

Musk is a dumbshit. Fire Musk!

Musk is a dumbshit. Fire Musk!

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shee-rah's avatar

How about. “Musk is an asshole”?

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Jayme Wolworth's avatar

Great idea. I would contact mine but it's MTG. UGH

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

you have all of our sympathies

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Marji Three Toes is the equivalent of taxation without representation. Can anyone name one productive thing that this howler monkey (sorry Howlers!) has accomplished for the American people? She screams obscenities, shows dick pics to Congress and is led around by a phony reporter called, “Bee Man.” It is a complete and total waste of our oxygen keeping this “howler” alive.

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Janan Broadbent's avatar

Walt: Talking about waste, fraud and abuse. She is the personification of that

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Mary Hall's avatar

Empty Greene says that all Federal employees are useless and should be fired, but she is too fking stooooopid to realize that includes her.

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Curt Andersen's avatar

Thank you, Mary, for writing Empty Greene. That one buzzed right past me, but you caught it. It reminds me of M. T. Suit.

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Diana-Sedona's avatar

Yes! To think MTG and far too many others are paid $174K/yr by our tax dollars is government waste personified!!

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EFS's avatar

Plus free healthcare coverage

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Yes, she should be referred to always as wasteful, fraudulent, and abusive. And one who smells bad.

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MARY's avatar

I'm in Idaho, my entire state is an example of taxation without representation. Govenor just signed a school voucher bill into law. There were over 40,000 calls to his office afterwards. 86% were opposed to school vouchers

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

How easily the MAGATS ignore our Constitution and the absolute directive for separation of church and state. Its fundamental!

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MARY's avatar

Ignore the First Amendment and ram a sentence fragment of the Second Amendment down our throats like its the entire Bill of Rights

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Kay-El's avatar

ISWYDT 😉

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

She’s even worse than mine, Marsha Blackburn.

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Tess's avatar

and Ron Johnson….blah

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Dave Devine (Cologne, Germany)'s avatar

The stereo salesman at the Ridgemont Mall?

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David H's avatar

We refer to RJ as M. T. Suit

This is his second term as a United States Senator from Wisconsin.

Worse than useless.

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Outdoorluvr's avatar

The way that's quoted, it doesn't took to me like trump is insinuated in the death threats. We know his supporters are doing it, though. He's undoubtedly stupid, but not stupid enough to do that on a call that could easily be recorded.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

That's the beauty of stochastic terrorism. He doesn't need to explicitly call for this violence once they understand that's what he is calling for.

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Liz Y's avatar

Yes, the way it's written is missleading. When I first read it, I thought it was all one thought. But, as you point out, it can also be two different topics. One, a call from the president. Two, death threats. "There are Republicans who, when they think of stepping out of line, they get a call from the President," Dexter said, according to the report. "They are getting death threats."

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Sporky has the voice of all trumpians within her degenerate head. Remember or ever see the second iteration of Mad Max where the vertically challenged dude who ran the civilization sat on the shoulders of a monster that actually had facial and mental disorders? That’s Leon and rider, controlled all pigshit therefore methane for electric power. Long way to go for a weak analogy but I can’t help my mind just goes there.

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Chris Hierholzer's avatar

You must be an artist. It's a curse but I still wouldn't trade it

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Ole Anderson's avatar

It was a great analogy.

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Diane J's avatar

Call her anyway. If enough people call, even if they leave the message Musk is a dumbshit it will pass her off and tie up her phone lines or go on her website, do the same and possibly help crash it.

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David A Pitock's avatar

What's her email? sporkfootsucks.net

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Douglas's avatar

Now MTG is banging some no talent MAGA 'journalist'??

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Jayme Wolworth's avatar

Ya, the guy that's more interested in attire than peace. That tracks

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

It’s Bee Man, not a reporter. He just plays one in the White House.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Bee face Douglas, yes he’s a hack!!

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Pope Buck I's avatar

Anything to get more press. She's crazy like a fox!

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

But he has taste in formal ware you have seen the plaid pants right?

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

He reminds me of the old saying: "Golf gives white men an excuse to dress like pimps."

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TJTarheel's avatar

Bee Face

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Troll Slayer's avatar

As Jeff hilariously notes, “he looks like he’s been stung by ALL the bees” 🐝 🤣 🐝

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TJTarheel's avatar

Bee Face as Jeff T calls him

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

They make a good pair.

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Eva Porter's avatar

Ugh. Mine is a Republican too (and I live in a liberal county but his district encompasses a few small, red ones). His only saving grace is that he’s not MTHG

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Rick Calegari's avatar

Fortunately, we have Rep. Julia Brownlee here in Ventura County and she'd be happy to assist with showing ketamine dancing dipshit Smuk the door. While Fuckface the First continues to cause world wide chaos, Smuk continues to tear down our government at free will. The person who would actually deserve a Nobel Peace Peace Price is the one who can stop this madness; not the unworthy orange turd of the century who belongs in prison.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

His cult actually believes the BS about wanting "peace" when what he wants is "a piece" of any valuables.

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Julie Morrison's avatar

Jayme, do call MTG and remind her that you are a constituent who can donate and door knock against her next year. And make daily calls demanding what YOU want.

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Abbi's avatar

You’ve got two Dem senators, though.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Yes, but they support Israel committing genocide. A real disappointment, and if you saw the way Schiff campaigned, you'd be pretty disgusted, especially when his primary opponents were Barbara Lee and Katie Porter, either one of whom would be miles ahead of him.

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Abbi's avatar

I was completely disgusted with the way Schiff set up the possibility of losing the seat to avoid running against Lee or Porter, too. Never hurts to call, though, and whatever else is wrong with him he’s not a fan of trump.

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Eva Porter's avatar

Yep, I do. They’re next on my list. I’ve called Gallego a few times. I’d like to hear more from them. I hear more from Chris Murphy.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Kelly and Gallego are real disappointments to me. I sent them money, and I'm a Californian living on SS, and I didn't send Schiff anything because that dodger was't any competition. I'm unsubscribed from both Gallego and Kelly now.

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drosophilist's avatar

You should contact her anyway! Not about SOTU, that’s pointless, but about things Trump/Musk have been doing that you hate. GOP Congresspeople need to hear from pissed-off constituents, not just those who believe the sun shines out of Donny’s every orifice.

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

Oh contact her!!! That would be great fun. Make it splashy!!!!! Fun fun fun!!!!

🤩 am replying to the person whose rep said is mtg. Oh what fun!!! Make it good. Can’t wait. 😜

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Charles Austin's avatar

🤮🤮🤮

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DJ Headthrob's avatar

Or at the very least, attend sporting the Ukraine colors.

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Susanna J. Sturgis's avatar

IMO showing up in blue and yellow (Ukrainian colors) and either remaining seated or turning their backs would make a much stronger statement. If the Dems aren't there, that's *all* the media people will talk about. Anything to avoid dealing with what Trump actually says.

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James Olmsted's avatar

Congressional Democrats won't boycott Trump's State of the Union address. That would be a bold and unprecedented act of defiance to an out of control dictator bent of dismantling America and selling it off for parts. More to the point: it would require that Democrats have spines.

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Chris Hierholzer's avatar

It would also hasten the doors to the House and Senate being locked sooner than later.

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Anne Whitney's avatar

Jaipaul mentioned that she's torn because she is concerned about the GOP filling the seats with GOP staffers and citizens watching won't know the Dems are missing when the whole hall is clapping for crazypants. I think they should go and hold up photos of people who were affected by USAID cuts or grim photos of the war in Ukraine. Fuck these assholes, they should have to face the carnage they are causing. We should give them no quarter in civil society.

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

Do you mean Jayapal or someone else?

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Anne Whitney's avatar

Yes, bad spelling and can't edit. She said she had a really good person to bring with her from civil svc I think.

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David A Pitock's avatar

Dress like president zelensky. That would strike a cord.

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

When is that shit, tonight?

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Cheryl Seybert's avatar

Tomorrow Tuesday March 4th @ 9:00pm

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Jan Moon's avatar

Too bad. Tuesday, March 4 @9pm is when I clip my kitties' nails. It requires great concentration. And a lot of wine. I'm sick I'll be occupied.

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Lisa K. Obrien's avatar

Thanks for the heads-up. I plan to be blackout drunk.

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

A foolproof plan!

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Wyden will be spitting the truth. Our Senator from Oregon has been leading the fight and I recommend everyone tune in for this.

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Abbi's avatar

Working Families Party is doing a half-hour virtual protest at 5:30.

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

Thanks

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

EST, I think.

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

All Dems wearing trump rubber masks, truth checking where online could we go?

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Jayme Wolworth's avatar

Tomorrow night

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celeste k.'s avatar

DONE

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Mike Hammer's avatar

Where are the Jewish space lasers when you really need one?

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Do you know who Donnie Convict looks like when he tries to dance? Joe Biden.

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Mary Hall's avatar

Disagree. Donnie Convict looks like he is jerking off two ghosts when he dances.

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Anne Whitney's avatar

I'd rather watch Elaine Benes dance.

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Ole Anderson's avatar

It’s the most undignified thing I have ever seen. But I would expect no less from the orange shit stain.

He shames the entire nation.

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Marion Mlotok's avatar

hahahaha

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Susan Burgess's avatar

Kathleen, I think someone is pretending to be you!

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Yeah, I knew it was quite a weird comment, but old people walk a certain way. You should see me shuffle toward the bathroom early in the morning.

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Susan Burgess's avatar

Biden could outdance Donny boy on his worst day.

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Susan Burgess's avatar

You don’t have to move much to be a good dancer. You just need rhythm.

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T L Mills's avatar

yeah and Trump has white guy rhythm (meaning none whatsoever)

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Gina's avatar

shuffling as fast as possible, I presume, yelling at the cats to get outta the way (at that stage myself)

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Absolutely. as far as I'm concerned, when a cat gets stepped on it's its own damn fault. It's their one job around the house.

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Gina's avatar

my concern is having my shuffle discombobulated by tripping over a screaming beast with claws (tho they're usually well ahead of me, en route to the kitchen)

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T L Mills's avatar

Oh dear, me too. Especially the cat thing!

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Ellen McKenzie's avatar

No. He looks like an orange do-da-ditty-ditty- dum-ditty-do having a private moment in his own private world.

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

And Merrick Garland twisted himself into a knot about the optics of prosecuting a sitting president. Oh, the optics!

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

And that's a private world of sexual fantasies. His diaper is wet with many bodily fluids

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Outdoorluvr's avatar

*GACK*

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T L Mills's avatar

EEEeeeuuuw!

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DuduLovesBubu's avatar

Wet with his Daddy Vladdy's "deposits".

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Ugh, no! Orangina looks like he is jerking off a giraffe! Biden was stiff with arthritis, because he never healed properly from when he got hurt playing with his dog.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

Trained on South Carolina for some strategic reason. Trust the Plan!

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Burke's avatar

Musk controls Trump and the Cabinet. But Musk is a dumbshit. HIs smart guy act is a con. Any human being who thinks empathy is bad and cruelty is good has no credibility and should be removed from political power.

Musk attacks Social Security. The dumbshit has no clue about what millions of old people are going to do now. They will flood the Congress and White House with outrage. Millions of pissed off old people.

Repeat to everyone you know on every platform: Musk is a dumbshit. Musk is a dumbshit. Musk is a dumbshit.

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Abbi's avatar
Mar 3Edited

All that “fraud, waste, & abuse” in social security means paying their earned benefits to old people who vote Dem, aren’t white, &/or actually need it.

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T L Mills's avatar

And we old people VOTE, damn it. Musk is a piece of unreconstructed South African filth and should be forcibly stuffed into one of his own (exploding) rockets and launched toward the sun. If we're lucky, the rocket will explode enroute and the sun will be saved from toxic contamination.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Agreed Burke, a pious Putin puppet!!

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Inforia's avatar

Republicans: Prevaricating Putin puppets perpetuating preposterous politburo propaganda, and preferring petty, performative playacting over productive policy.

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Tess's avatar

perfectly put!

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Janan Broadbent's avatar

lol

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Susan Burgess's avatar

:D

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MARY's avatar

Political theater to distract their followers while they proceed with this coup

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Pope Buck I's avatar

Putrid.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Nice alliteration Infor!!

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Patricia Gomes's avatar

Awesome alliteration and the truth at the same time ! 👏👏👏👏👏

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂

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Ole Anderson's avatar

RepubliCONS

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👆🎯

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Melanie's avatar

Should we start referring to them as comrade Johnson, comrade Gabbard, comrade tRump, comrade Vance? Might have some impact when they are addressed that way since they are russian assets and political adversaries.

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Dina's avatar

Yes, but that's Comrade KRASNOV.

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Paula Dean Coykendall's avatar

An asset since 1980...

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Stephen Brady's avatar

I'm trying to force myself to Substitute Krasnov everywhere I used to use tRump, Orange ..., Mango or Tangerine ... I want to heap the maximum amount of opprobrium on him!

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Putin's Puta

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Speaking of the Kompromat I think of it as Putin’s real war weapon he holds as long as trump dances if you could call that dancing.

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justin SG's avatar

Exactly Melanie!

Putin's Manchurian candidate has now revealed himself, without a shadow of a doubt. Trump and his sycophants have now gone all-in with Putin and thrown our Allies under the bus. And now the news that Trump is dismantling the US cybersecurity that blocks Russia from infiltrating our country!!...

I hear people say; "Oh, Trump is a "Lame Duck" president". I don't believe Trump thinks he IS. Remember, Trump told his base that they would never have to vote again. If Republicans in the House and Senate don't WAKE UP, there won't be anymore "free/fair" elections.

Trump is on track to dismantle our democracy faster than Hitler did in 1933...

"Hitler systematically disabled & then dismantled his country’s democratic structures & processes in less than 2 months’ time—specifically, 1 month, 3 weeks, 2 days, 8 hours, & 40 minutes. The minutes, as we will see, mattered."

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2025/01/hitler-germany-constitution-authoritarianism/681233/

Putin, Trump, Vance, the Oligarchs and the authors of Project 2025 ALL understand this 👇

“The big joke on democracy is that it gives its mortal enemies the means to its own destruction.” - Joseph Goebbels, March 23, 1933 (The day Hitler succeeded in destroying Germany's democracy)

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2025/01/hitler-germany-constitution-authoritarianism/681233/

I don't think most Americans actually know how Hitler destroyed Germany's democracy, nor how quickly and "democratically" he did it. If you don't understand history, you are doomed to repeat it...

It will take just a few Republicans in the House and more in the Senate to grow a spine to stand up to Trump to prevent the dismantling of our democracy. It is up to THEIR constituents to make them WAKE UP! We're already seeing it start to happen at town halls.

I recommend watching Rachel Maddow or listen to her podcast, to maintain some degree of hope... and then ACT!

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Ole Anderson's avatar

Excellent!

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MARY's avatar

I'm going to start using Comrade Trump for sure.

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M.T. Kelly's avatar

That could also be drumph.

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Ole Anderson's avatar

Bunch of name changers in power now. Couch Fuck has had at least 3 names that I’ve heard about.

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Cheri Collins's avatar

Yes!!!

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Darrell Smith's avatar

The old people including myself will be extremely pissed if we lose our Medicare and Social Security. I paid into mine for 46 years. Many of us have firearms and will have nothing to lose. The Soviets in our government better look on the back of their suits should a target be there.

I had to live through the entire Cold War, the unrest of the 60s, fucking Nixon and Reagan, and "Shrub" Bush. Trump would crumple with one punch. He and the rest of the Soviets should know that the Army of Americans is coming for them.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Nothing the Republicons do can really surprise me anymore. Just look to the bottom of the barrel, remove it and you will see the MAGATS as they keep digging for new lows. Ukraine attacked Russia! They’re eating the pets! Rampant fraud and abuse at all federal agencies!

No lie is too much. No grift is too large. No help is coming. It’s up to us.

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Dina's avatar

Every day I wake up wondering what kind of shit they're going to throw today.

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

every day I wake up wondering how I'm going to make it funny

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

Nevertheless, you persist, for which we are eternally grateful.

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Lois Henry's avatar

I laugh because I’m all cried out. Keep it coming, Jeff, so we don’t go numb.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

But you do make it so fucking funny, Jeff! Your humor is a salve on our psychological wounds.

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Dina's avatar

The subject matter isn't funny, but it's the way you word things that does.

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Paula Dean Coykendall's avatar

I wouldn't have your job at any price. I couldn't do it.

But gods bless YOU for doing it!

Even a wobbly smile is a miracle today....

I'm afraid a laugh would unleash my hysteria.

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arne link's avatar

I understand. It's very difficult to make the destruction of your country funny. Please give us what you can because we all look forward to your output.

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Janan Broadbent's avatar

indeed

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Lisa K. Obrien's avatar

Now THAT is pressure. Bravo.

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Tess's avatar

see….we even laughed at that!!!!

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Outdoorluvr's avatar

While the subject matter is rarely ha-ha funny, you never fail to be hilariously entertaining, Jeff!

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MARY's avatar

And succeed. Black humor counts

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DJ Headthrob's avatar

The jokes practically write themselves but your spin is always worth the time.

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Ole Anderson's avatar

Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.

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Barbara Rengstorff's avatar

Every day I wake wondering if he died overnight. But then I realize that my husband, who’s been up for hours, would have come racing in to time tell me the (good) news. 🤪

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Dina's avatar

Same!

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Carol JLH's avatar

It's National PTSD Day everyday for at least 30% of this country. Maybe when that number is higher we'll be able to change something.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

One thing is for sure, Dina, it stinks…stinks bad like a soiled diaper.

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Ellen McKenzie's avatar

I have decided not to be surprised anymore.

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

There can be no emotional connection to a sociopath.

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

“Nightmare fuel Jesus, take the wheel” and put the hammer down!

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Kay-El's avatar

1. My understanding is our government lackeys tried to get President Zelenskyy to bend the knee and flatter Orange Fuckwit ahead of the meeting. Props to Z for not kowtowing to that bullshit.

2. Is Donny glitching like Elump does in that clip? Is he now on ketamine too? Or is that a symptom of an Adderall overdose?

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Dina's avatar

I'm surprised he CAN jiggle around like that. Have you seen the clip of him getting out of his golf cart over the weekend, literally right next to the ball, and him having to swing his right leg out of the cart and then it drags as he steps to get a club? Something more than the obvious is seriously wrong with that dude...

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

You mean the video clip where he drives up onto the MIDDLE of the green? How could any self respecting golfer vote for this gas bag?

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Charles Austin's avatar

He needs a wedge buried in his skull 💀 for that!

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Dave Drell's avatar

I don’t give a hoot about golf, but I know that driving a cart onto the green is TOTALLY NOT ALLOWED! You moronic lazy ass imbecile. If you can’t play the game properly, then stop playing - you are an embarrassment!

And you cheat at it too!

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Dina's avatar

That's the one. But he's always had to drive his cart onto the green, and not just the edge—he literally drives (or is driven) to within a couple feet of wherever his ball is.

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Been thinking on that, they are parked to block sight of him missing 4 puts in a row and leaving with his ball.

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

As a former golfer that has played at Doral I recognize it. It used to be a prestigious course.

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Outdoorluvr's avatar

I noticed that, too, as well as his left leg going "pigeon-toed" and seemingly uncontrollable. Figured it was just a diaper load problem of some sort.

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Susan Burgess's avatar

If Elmo is sharing his ketamine with Krasnov, which wouldn’t surprise me, he’s doing it to kill him quicker. The wires in Krasnov’s brain the squirrels are eating through will start to ignite.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Why not both Kay-EI??

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Kay-El's avatar

Indeed, Patrick!

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P123Sunny's avatar

If someone CUT THE SPIGOT on 🦊 News, we could actually start healing, but no one seems to have the stomach for that ‘process’…

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Jayme Wolworth's avatar

Let's hope when old Rupert leaves the earth (for the depths of hell) that his children put a stop to the propaganda. Wishful thinking, again.

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P123Sunny's avatar

…the return of the oligarch / Pharohs - AND William Randolph Hearst!

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Apparently, Rupert’s children are torn asunder by the despicable acts of their father. It’s the age old argument, 💰 vs decency, for his prodigy. They are so far removed from reality living in their mansions and eating fois gras for breakfast that they cannot properly discern between good and evil. So, they squabble and think of the luxury yachts they will buy to ease their “conscience.”

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Robert Eckert's avatar

It's SPELLED Luxury Yacht, but it's PRONOUNCED Throat Wobbler Mangrove

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Have they paid the $787.5 Million they owe to Dominion Voting Systems yet? My hope was that the judgement would at least slow FAUX News down, but it hasn’t done a thing.

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P123Sunny's avatar

‘parking ticket’ for them, sadly :/

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Nancy Potter's avatar

Since it was a settlement, it had to be paid to get the case dismissed. It's only Trump who skips out on judgments.

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Nancy Potter's avatar

Note that Bezos and Zuck want to make it clear that they are not going to be voices for The People and stand ready to step into Fox's shoes should the Murdoch family get a conscience.

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shee-rah's avatar

There are other right wing TV stations plus radio and podcasts and online sites.

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M.T. Kelly's avatar

Yambo has late stage syphilis according to Carville and the folks at meidas.

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Linda Laz's avatar

Oh, how they love to twist their undies into a sh**load of lies. We all saw how they bullied, denigrated, and humiliated Zelensky. SHAME ON THEM! I would love to see the legislators dress up like Zelensky!

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Diane J's avatar

This is what happens when people are too stupid to know what they really vote for. Now we have 2 cowardly bullies attacking a man whose boots they aren't worthy to pick.

Didn't like President Zelensky's uniform in the Oval Office, then why not gang up on Musk for his shitty outfit? Oh right, Musk owns those 2 pieces of shit along with Putin and MTG and her latest bedmate.

It's past time to rid ourselves of these traitors but that doesn't mean we shouldn't keep trying by any means possible because one bad coup deserves a good one for the sake of our country.

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jcali129's avatar

JDV and DJT are Junior High School bullies: "Why are you hitting yourself?".

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Keith's avatar

WHERE ARE THE DEMOCRATS? RIGHT HERE!

“Let me say this to the WORLD, I am sorry that the bright light America used to be is dimming,” Crockett of Texas’s 30th Congressional District

“I don’t care what title you hold! This isn’t some long gone reality tv show or failed casino….this is war!” Crockett said. “How dare a draft dodging dumb dupe humiliate an ally and berate an actual brave man who has actually been on a battlefield for his people?!”

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Tess's avatar

I cannot stand any of these “people.” In quotes because real people have hearts…and not black ones…..This is trump’s america, I mean trumps annexed from russia america. What a cluster-F***!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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