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Mike Hammer's avatar

Where are the Jewish space lasers when you really need one?

Kathleen Weber's avatar

Do you know who Donnie Convict looks like when he tries to dance? Joe Biden.

Mary Hall's avatar

Disagree. Donnie Convict looks like he is jerking off two ghosts when he dances.

Anne Whitney's avatar

I'd rather watch Elaine Benes dance.

Ole Anderson's avatar

It’s the most undignified thing I have ever seen. But I would expect no less from the orange shit stain.

He shames the entire nation.

Susan Burgess's avatar

Kathleen, I think someone is pretending to be you!

Kathleen Weber's avatar

Yeah, I knew it was quite a weird comment, but old people walk a certain way. You should see me shuffle toward the bathroom early in the morning.

Susan Burgess's avatar

Biden could outdance Donny boy on his worst day.

Susan Burgess's avatar

You don’t have to move much to be a good dancer. You just need rhythm.

T L Mills's avatar

yeah and Trump has white guy rhythm (meaning none whatsoever)

Gina's avatar

shuffling as fast as possible, I presume, yelling at the cats to get outta the way (at that stage myself)

Kathleen Weber's avatar

Absolutely. as far as I'm concerned, when a cat gets stepped on it's its own damn fault. It's their one job around the house.

Gina's avatar

my concern is having my shuffle discombobulated by tripping over a screaming beast with claws (tho they're usually well ahead of me, en route to the kitchen)

T L Mills's avatar

Oh dear, me too. Especially the cat thing!

Ellen McKenzie's avatar

No. He looks like an orange do-da-ditty-ditty- dum-ditty-do having a private moment in his own private world.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

And Merrick Garland twisted himself into a knot about the optics of prosecuting a sitting president. Oh, the optics!

Kathleen Weber's avatar

And that's a private world of sexual fantasies. His diaper is wet with many bodily fluids

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Ugh, no! Orangina looks like he is jerking off a giraffe! Biden was stiff with arthritis, because he never healed properly from when he got hurt playing with his dog.

Robert Eckert's avatar

Trained on South Carolina for some strategic reason. Trust the Plan!

Inforia's avatar

Republicans: Prevaricating Putin puppets perpetuating preposterous politburo propaganda, and preferring petty, performative playacting over productive policy.

MARY's avatar

Political theater to distract their followers while they proceed with this coup

Patricia Gomes's avatar

Awesome alliteration and the truth at the same time ! 👏👏👏👏👏

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👆🎯

Melanie's avatar

Should we start referring to them as comrade Johnson, comrade Gabbard, comrade tRump, comrade Vance? Might have some impact when they are addressed that way since they are russian assets and political adversaries.

Dina's avatar

Yes, but that's Comrade KRASNOV.

Paula Dean's avatar

An asset since 1980...

Stephen Brady's avatar

I'm trying to force myself to Substitute Krasnov everywhere I used to use tRump, Orange ..., Mango or Tangerine ... I want to heap the maximum amount of opprobrium on him!

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Speaking of the Kompromat I think of it as Putin’s real war weapon he holds as long as trump dances if you could call that dancing.

justin SG's avatar

Exactly Melanie!

Putin's Manchurian candidate has now revealed himself, without a shadow of a doubt. Trump and his sycophants have now gone all-in with Putin and thrown our Allies under the bus. And now the news that Trump is dismantling the US cybersecurity that blocks Russia from infiltrating our country!!...

I hear people say; "Oh, Trump is a "Lame Duck" president". I don't believe Trump thinks he IS. Remember, Trump told his base that they would never have to vote again. If Republicans in the House and Senate don't WAKE UP, there won't be anymore "free/fair" elections.

Trump is on track to dismantle our democracy faster than Hitler did in 1933...

"Hitler systematically disabled & then dismantled his country’s democratic structures & processes in less than 2 months’ time—specifically, 1 month, 3 weeks, 2 days, 8 hours, & 40 minutes. The minutes, as we will see, mattered."

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2025/01/hitler-germany-constitution-authoritarianism/681233/

Putin, Trump, Vance, the Oligarchs and the authors of Project 2025 ALL understand this 👇

“The big joke on democracy is that it gives its mortal enemies the means to its own destruction.” - Joseph Goebbels, March 23, 1933 (The day Hitler succeeded in destroying Germany's democracy)

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2025/01/hitler-germany-constitution-authoritarianism/681233/

I don't think most Americans actually know how Hitler destroyed Germany's democracy, nor how quickly and "democratically" he did it. If you don't understand history, you are doomed to repeat it...

It will take just a few Republicans in the House and more in the Senate to grow a spine to stand up to Trump to prevent the dismantling of our democracy. It is up to THEIR constituents to make them WAKE UP! We're already seeing it start to happen at town halls.

I recommend watching Rachel Maddow or listen to her podcast, to maintain some degree of hope... and then ACT!

MARY's avatar

I'm going to start using Comrade Trump for sure.

M.T. Kelly's avatar

That could also be drumph.

Ole Anderson's avatar

Bunch of name changers in power now. Couch Fuck has had at least 3 names that I’ve heard about.

Darrell Smith's avatar

The old people including myself will be extremely pissed if we lose our Medicare and Social Security. I paid into mine for 46 years. Many of us have firearms and will have nothing to lose. The Soviets in our government better look on the back of their suits should a target be there.

I had to live through the entire Cold War, the unrest of the 60s, fucking Nixon and Reagan, and "Shrub" Bush. Trump would crumple with one punch. He and the rest of the Soviets should know that the Army of Americans is coming for them.

Walt Svirsky's avatar

Nothing the Republicons do can really surprise me anymore. Just look to the bottom of the barrel, remove it and you will see the MAGATS as they keep digging for new lows. Ukraine attacked Russia! They’re eating the pets! Rampant fraud and abuse at all federal agencies!

No lie is too much. No grift is too large. No help is coming. It’s up to us.

Dina's avatar

Every day I wake up wondering what kind of shit they're going to throw today.

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

every day I wake up wondering how I'm going to make it funny

MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

Nevertheless, you persist, for which we are eternally grateful.

Lois Henry's avatar

I laugh because I’m all cried out. Keep it coming, Jeff, so we don’t go numb.

Walt Svirsky's avatar

But you do make it so fucking funny, Jeff! Your humor is a salve on our psychological wounds.

Dina's avatar

The subject matter isn't funny, but it's the way you word things that does.

Paula Dean's avatar

I wouldn't have your job at any price. I couldn't do it.

But gods bless YOU for doing it!

Even a wobbly smile is a miracle today....

I'm afraid a laugh would unleash my hysteria.

arne link's avatar

I understand. It's very difficult to make the destruction of your country funny. Please give us what you can because we all look forward to your output.

Lisa K. Obrien's avatar

Now THAT is pressure. Bravo.

Tess's avatar

see….we even laughed at that!!!!

Outdoorluvr's avatar

While the subject matter is rarely ha-ha funny, you never fail to be hilariously entertaining, Jeff!

MARY's avatar

And succeed. Black humor counts

DJ Headthrob's avatar

The jokes practically write themselves but your spin is always worth the time.

Ole Anderson's avatar

Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.

Barbara Rengstorff's avatar

Every day I wake wondering if he died overnight. But then I realize that my husband, who’s been up for hours, would have come racing in to time tell me the (good) news. 🤪

Carol JLH's avatar

It's National PTSD Day everyday for at least 30% of this country. Maybe when that number is higher we'll be able to change something.

Walt Svirsky's avatar

One thing is for sure, Dina, it stinks…stinks bad like a soiled diaper.

Ellen McKenzie's avatar

I have decided not to be surprised anymore.

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

There can be no emotional connection to a sociopath.

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

“Nightmare fuel Jesus, take the wheel” and put the hammer down!

Kay-El's avatar

1. My understanding is our government lackeys tried to get President Zelenskyy to bend the knee and flatter Orange Fuckwit ahead of the meeting. Props to Z for not kowtowing to that bullshit.

2. Is Donny glitching like Elump does in that clip? Is he now on ketamine too? Or is that a symptom of an Adderall overdose?

Dina's avatar

I'm surprised he CAN jiggle around like that. Have you seen the clip of him getting out of his golf cart over the weekend, literally right next to the ball, and him having to swing his right leg out of the cart and then it drags as he steps to get a club? Something more than the obvious is seriously wrong with that dude...

Walt Svirsky's avatar

You mean the video clip where he drives up onto the MIDDLE of the green? How could any self respecting golfer vote for this gas bag?

Charles Austin's avatar

He needs a wedge buried in his skull 💀 for that!

Dave Drell's avatar

I don’t give a hoot about golf, but I know that driving a cart onto the green is TOTALLY NOT ALLOWED! You moronic lazy ass imbecile. If you can’t play the game properly, then stop playing - you are an embarrassment!

And you cheat at it too!

Dina's avatar

That's the one. But he's always had to drive his cart onto the green, and not just the edge—he literally drives (or is driven) to within a couple feet of wherever his ball is.

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Been thinking on that, they are parked to block sight of him missing 4 puts in a row and leaving with his ball.

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

As a former golfer that has played at Doral I recognize it. It used to be a prestigious course.

Outdoorluvr's avatar

I noticed that, too, as well as his left leg going "pigeon-toed" and seemingly uncontrollable. Figured it was just a diaper load problem of some sort.

Susan Burgess's avatar

If Elmo is sharing his ketamine with Krasnov, which wouldn’t surprise me, he’s doing it to kill him quicker. The wires in Krasnov’s brain the squirrels are eating through will start to ignite.

P123Sunny's avatar

If someone CUT THE SPIGOT on 🦊 News, we could actually start healing, but no one seems to have the stomach for that ‘process’…

Jayme Wolworth's avatar

Let's hope when old Rupert leaves the earth (for the depths of hell) that his children put a stop to the propaganda. Wishful thinking, again.

P123Sunny's avatar

…the return of the oligarch / Pharohs - AND William Randolph Hearst!

Walt Svirsky's avatar

Apparently, Rupert’s children are torn asunder by the despicable acts of their father. It’s the age old argument, 💰 vs decency, for his prodigy. They are so far removed from reality living in their mansions and eating fois gras for breakfast that they cannot properly discern between good and evil. So, they squabble and think of the luxury yachts they will buy to ease their “conscience.”

Robert Eckert's avatar

It's SPELLED Luxury Yacht, but it's PRONOUNCED Throat Wobbler Mangrove

Walt Svirsky's avatar

Have they paid the $787.5 Million they owe to Dominion Voting Systems yet? My hope was that the judgement would at least slow FAUX News down, but it hasn’t done a thing.

P123Sunny's avatar

‘parking ticket’ for them, sadly :/

Nancy Potter's avatar

Since it was a settlement, it had to be paid to get the case dismissed. It's only Trump who skips out on judgments.

Nancy Potter's avatar

Note that Bezos and Zuck want to make it clear that they are not going to be voices for The People and stand ready to step into Fox's shoes should the Murdoch family get a conscience.

shee-rah's avatar

There are other right wing TV stations plus radio and podcasts and online sites.

M.T. Kelly's avatar

Yambo has late stage syphilis according to Carville and the folks at meidas.

Linda Laz's avatar

Oh, how they love to twist their undies into a sh**load of lies. We all saw how they bullied, denigrated, and humiliated Zelensky. SHAME ON THEM! I would love to see the legislators dress up like Zelensky!

Diane J's avatar

This is what happens when people are too stupid to know what they really vote for. Now we have 2 cowardly bullies attacking a man whose boots they aren't worthy to pick.

Didn't like President Zelensky's uniform in the Oval Office, then why not gang up on Musk for his shitty outfit? Oh right, Musk owns those 2 pieces of shit along with Putin and MTG and her latest bedmate.

It's past time to rid ourselves of these traitors but that doesn't mean we shouldn't keep trying by any means possible because one bad coup deserves a good one for the sake of our country.

jcali129's avatar

JDV and DJT are Junior High School bullies: "Why are you hitting yourself?".

Keith's avatar

WHERE ARE THE DEMOCRATS? RIGHT HERE!

“Let me say this to the WORLD, I am sorry that the bright light America used to be is dimming,” Crockett of Texas’s 30th Congressional District

“I don’t care what title you hold! This isn’t some long gone reality tv show or failed casino….this is war!” Crockett said. “How dare a draft dodging dumb dupe humiliate an ally and berate an actual brave man who has actually been on a battlefield for his people?!”

Tess's avatar

I cannot stand any of these “people.” In quotes because real people have hearts…and not black ones…..This is trump’s america, I mean trumps annexed from russia america. What a cluster-F***!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Irene warsaw's avatar

Leaders on both sides need to step up NOW

Suzn Sez's avatar

Jeff, WTAF was that last clip of Trump? Was he pretending he was on Soul Train?...and FFS,will somebody please get that fatass a bra?