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Mike Hammer's avatar

Where are the Jewish space lasers when you really need one?

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Do you know who Donnie Convict looks like when he tries to dance? Joe Biden.

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Mary Hall's avatar

Disagree. Donnie Convict looks like he is jerking off two ghosts when he dances.

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Anne Whitney's avatar

I'd rather watch Elaine Benes dance.

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Ole Anderson's avatar

ItтАЩs the most undignified thing I have ever seen. But I would expect no less from the orange shit stain.

He shames the entire nation.

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Marion Mlotok's avatar

hahahaha

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Susan Burgess's avatar

Kathleen, I think someone is pretending to be you!

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Yeah, I knew it was quite a weird comment, but old people walk a certain way. You should see me shuffle toward the bathroom early in the morning.

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Susan Burgess's avatar

Biden could outdance Donny boy on his worst day.

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Susan Burgess's avatar

You donтАЩt have to move much to be a good dancer. You just need rhythm.

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T L Mills's avatar

yeah and Trump has white guy rhythm (meaning none whatsoever)

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

As a dancer (who happens to be white), I was always offended by the "white people can't dance" trope. Then I saw trumplethinskin do the jerk-off dance and suddenly I understood.

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Susan Burgess's avatar

TL, How did white guys get stereotyped like that? Was it because of one guy in a popular movie? IтАЩve seen plenty who are totally soul grooving on the dance floor.

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shee-rah's avatar

You mean his jerking two guys off at the same time dance?

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Gina's avatar

shuffling as fast as possible, I presume, yelling at the cats to get outta the way (at that stage myself)

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Absolutely. as far as I'm concerned, when a cat gets stepped on it's its own damn fault. It's their one job around the house.

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Gina's avatar

my concern is having my shuffle discombobulated by tripping over a screaming beast with claws (tho they're usually well ahead of me, en route to the kitchen)

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T L Mills's avatar

Oh dear, me too. Especially the cat thing!

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Ellen McKenzie's avatar

No. He looks like an orange do-da-ditty-ditty- dum-ditty-do having a private moment in his own private world.

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

And Merrick Garland twisted himself into a knot about the optics of prosecuting a sitting president. Oh, the optics!

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

And that's a private world of sexual fantasies. His diaper is wet with many bodily fluids

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Outdoorluvr's avatar

*GACK*

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T L Mills's avatar

EEEeeeuuuw!

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DuduLovesBubu's avatar

Wet with his Daddy Vladdy's "deposits".

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Ugh, no! Orangina looks like he is jerking off a giraffe! Biden was stiff with arthritis, because he never healed properly from when he got hurt playing with his dog.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

Trained on South Carolina for some strategic reason. Trust the Plan!

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