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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

Ms Spouse: "there are too many fucks in your tweet"

me: "I was angry"

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Kay-El's avatar

There aren’t enough fucks for this administration.

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Kimberly Levinson's avatar

I have no fucks left to give.

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P123Sunny's avatar

Bc Jeff’s been hoarding them

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Bob Bowden's avatar

Only one fuck is now totally safe from regulation: A white man fucking a white woman (spouse or non-spouse) with or without consent, that results in a pregnancy and/or a hush money payment.

All other fucks are subject to regulation

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SeekingReason's avatar

Kay-El 🎯 Most definitely nor enough fucks for this admin!

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Correct as usual Kay-EI!!

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Doreen Garza's avatar

Nope, there are never enough for Trump and his POS Loser regime 🤬

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Carl Babcock's avatar

I don't like to contradict Ms. Spouse, but that seemed like a pretty good fuck count for yesterday. Maybe a little light, even. These fucking feckless fucks are fucking killing me

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Doreen Garza's avatar

😂😂

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Ed Colman's avatar

Good thing fucks aren’t being rationed … yet.

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arne link's avatar

Oooh, will there be tariffs on fucks? Please don't give him any ideas.

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Ole Anderson's avatar

Only imported Fucks will be subject to tariffs.

Use Homegrown Fucks is my advice.

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Irascible Ink's avatar

😂🤔😬

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Abbi's avatar

Imagine how many fucks there would have been if you’d included Alcatraz & movie tariffs.

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George in Atlanta's avatar

Does Ms Spouse count all fucks the same? Like "Fuckwit Fuckwad von Shitzenfuck" should count as a single fuck, IMO. Likewise "Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck!"

We sort of need to know this for our rules of engagement going forward.

thank you

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Carlye Hooten's avatar

I like reading your column first in the morning bc it gets me in a great mood to fucking ATTACK the fucking day!

My rule of thumb: if it makes coherent sense and gets your fucking point across, IT'S FUCKING AWESOME!

Thank you for your kind attention.

C. Hooten

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drosophilist's avatar

The problem isn’t too many fucks in your xeet; it’s that far too many Americans DGAF.

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

Fuck is the in word for now. Helps relieve the inner volcano. 🌋

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Louise Bowes's avatar

Never too many fucks. I think you were positively restrained TBH

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Robert Eckert's avatar

I need my fuck infusion every morning, because by the end of the day I always find I have no more fucks to give

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Doreen Garza's avatar

Hahahaha!!

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P123Sunny's avatar

😭👏

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