Only one fuck is now totally safe from regulation: A white man fucking a white woman (spouse or non-spouse) with or without consent, that results in a pregnancy and/or a hush money payment.
I don't like to contradict Ms. Spouse, but that seemed like a pretty good fuck count for yesterday. Maybe a little light, even. These fucking feckless fucks are fucking killing me
Ms Spouse: "there are too many fucks in your tweet"
me: "I was angry"
There aren’t enough fucks for this administration.
I have no fucks left to give.
Bc Jeff’s been hoarding them
Only one fuck is now totally safe from regulation: A white man fucking a white woman (spouse or non-spouse) with or without consent, that results in a pregnancy and/or a hush money payment.
All other fucks are subject to regulation
Kay-El 🎯 Most definitely nor enough fucks for this admin!
Correct as usual Kay-EI!!
Nope, there are never enough for Trump and his POS Loser regime 🤬
I don't like to contradict Ms. Spouse, but that seemed like a pretty good fuck count for yesterday. Maybe a little light, even. These fucking feckless fucks are fucking killing me
😂😂
Good thing fucks aren’t being rationed … yet.
Oooh, will there be tariffs on fucks? Please don't give him any ideas.
Only imported Fucks will be subject to tariffs.
Use Homegrown Fucks is my advice.
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Imagine how many fucks there would have been if you’d included Alcatraz & movie tariffs.
Does Ms Spouse count all fucks the same? Like "Fuckwit Fuckwad von Shitzenfuck" should count as a single fuck, IMO. Likewise "Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck!"
We sort of need to know this for our rules of engagement going forward.
thank you
I like reading your column first in the morning bc it gets me in a great mood to fucking ATTACK the fucking day!
My rule of thumb: if it makes coherent sense and gets your fucking point across, IT'S FUCKING AWESOME!
Thank you for your kind attention.
C. Hooten
The problem isn’t too many fucks in your xeet; it’s that far too many Americans DGAF.
Fuck is the in word for now. Helps relieve the inner volcano. 🌋
Never too many fucks. I think you were positively restrained TBH
I need my fuck infusion every morning, because by the end of the day I always find I have no more fucks to give
Hahahaha!!
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