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I wasn’t a subscriber until now. But you had me at “fuck these fucking fucks”.

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fun true fact: every now and then someone will cancel their subscription and email me to tell me that they cancelled because of all the swearing. so I guess it all evens out in the end

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These are the times that try men's (and all other gender's) souls. One simply cannot honestly respond to contemporary outrages without unleashing fucks where and when they are appropriate.

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I for one love anyone who uses the word fuck as verb, noun, adjective......

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…punctuation!

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Can you guess why I'm a huge Cormac McCarthy fan? Lack of punctuation! 🤣

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it fits

which is why fascists hate it

they absolutely HATE being called out

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As Billy Connelly framed the use of the word "nobody says "fuck off, he hinted".

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lol I just rewatched that gem on Youtube

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Amen

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And today’s words pushed me up from subscribing to supporting. Your words need to be etched into the marble walls of the Supreme Court or it’ll be deja vu all over again. In the immortal words of Elle Wood, ‘Speak up America or you’re in for a really bad haircut!’

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Haha! I keep waiting for the sequel where Elle Wood becomes President!

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just being honest here, this is the only place I can speak true Brooklynese. keep up the fucking shit, duh!

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The Brooklyn alphabet: fuckin' A, fuckin' B, fuckin' C...

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fuckin'yo, homeboy!

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Jeff, I enjoy the cussing, you are original, creative and you don’t put up with any chicken fried bullshit.. that’s why I enjoy your comments on a daily basis.

Keep doing what you do best.

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Tell those fucking fucks to fuck right the fuck off.

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I find all the “fucks” to be a huge feature!

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I subscribe because I love your voice AND what you have to say. You be you!

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Try NOT swearing when talking about this fucktard.

Ophs!

Please carry on sir!

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Fuckem' if they can't take a joke.

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Keep up the fine swearing. It is absolutely appropriate for these fucks.

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Fuck those whiny thin-skinned fucks anyfucking way. We're better off. This ain't no Disco. This ain't no foolin' around.

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Sure does. No one can please everyone. No sense in trying.

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Whenever I accidentally dropped an F-bomb, my very serious dad would say, “Profanity is the sign of a lazy mind.”

I later learned that his nickname in the army was *the Prince of filth*. So F-bombs are all in the family.

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fuck off

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Imagine being a parent of a trans kid who has to hide knives and other sharps from them and constantly monitor them for signs of self-harm - because they have to deal with needlessly petty and hateful bullshit like yours every day.

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I like Fuckoffistan

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I'm proud of Fuckoffistan

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Brilliant. Your words need to make it into the Urban Dictionary. :)

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Best ever! Fuckoffistan!

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As well you should be!!!! 👍🏼

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As you should!

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Me too. Who knew?

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Not to mention Fuckoffistan lol

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Love it!

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Exactly right. And -- bile is choking me -- these are the BEST of the Republican Party right now. The BEST. The rest of 'em won't even acknowledge any of this shite.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

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They need to quit giving him softball questions and ask him point-blank why he redacted the Mueller report and delivered this information to the American people to cover up rather than prosecute a criminal in the White House

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Jack Smith can ask him.

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A-fucking-men. I couldn't agree more. Remind me again why Barr hasn't been disbarred? Why Flynn hasn't been stripped of his "general" status? (or has he)? I don't know who I despise more - these ass-covering turncoats or those with their heads still up trump's ass. Please notice who is on the top of the list for continuing to support the bloviating orange fuck by lying about anything: Elise Stefanik. My disgraceful "rep". Got on Faux News claiming the Bidens' crimes needed to be investigated. No one asked her which crimes or what proof she had. Nope. She just blew that out there into the ignorantverse of Faux News fools. Oh and get this - her website advertises a support Trump fund. She gets 95% of the money and 5% goes to Trump. What a grift.

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Her twin sister Claudia Tenney, released some “evidence” today detailing the evil doings of the “Biden Crime Family.” They can both fuck right off.

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She's learning from the master grifter. Normally it's 95% Trump, 5% whoever.

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"what proof she had"

Why does everyone hold out for "proof?"

Am I the only one who knows the word "evidence?"

proof is for geometry class.

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I’m not sure why you’re insulting me. I was actually using the language from the article. In spite of my PhD- it isn’t in math- I’ve used these words interchangeably. But thanks for the rudeness and math lesson.

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Being fair, we may need a few of them as witnesses, but their virtue signaling bullshit can fuck right off into a supernova.

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TRUTH. Bill Barr won’t be rehabilitated until he voluntarily relinquishes his license(s) to practice law and admits that he dishonored the profession in his role as Attorney General.

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I'm glad they're saying what they're saying but WTF -- where the -- were you when he was aggressively disassembling democracy WITH YOUR GREAT ASSISTANCE and assurances that that was not what he was doing when you knew perfectly well he was. Talk about a call for Lock Them Up. They should all be incarcerated in an open prison where they have to be with each other with no breaks ever.

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The only one I can think of that spoke up during the Trump administration is Stephanie Winston Wolkoff. She revealed Trump’s plan to pin all the cost overruns from his “inauguration” (money laundering event) on her. She was part of the administration as Melania’s secretary and was smart to start taping conversations she had with The First Lady and other members of staff.

There were others who wrote about very suspicious activities they found disconcerting, but never came clean with actual proof of wrongdoing, which I’m sure was bought from them by Leonard Leo.

Stephanie had the goods, but not one Republican expressed any interest in an investigation.

So she wrote a book. Lots of names in that book. Kind of like Connect the Dots 5 years later.

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Stephanie wasn't high enough up the food chain and was there only in the beginning. But she got in a lot of legal trouble so good for her taping and keeping evidence. Most people wouldn't necessarily think to do that so early in the game. Now we all know if you're dealing with Trump world, you better just start collecting evidence from the get-go.

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She knew enough about his so called business dealings to be very cautious. She was very good at picking up on nuisances to red flag and knows the devil is in the details.

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Don't you sometimes think all the Trump family "friends" always knew they needed to be friends with caution?

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Absolutely. Anyone socializing with any of them had to know he was some sort of dangerous crackpot. They had no idea it would explode in to a national disaster.

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Even in the 70s when he was attending every function with Ivana, he was called small potatoes and dishonest.

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Indeed. Nicely said. And Mike Pompeo is a lout at all times.

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He's as arrogant as Trump is. Went and lost all that weight to gain "presidential status" for a run that, poor thing, is so crowded now even he has the sense to know it's like a school of sardines swimming along.

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Thank You Jeff for amplifying what all of us have been thinking. And please don’t forget Moms for Liberty quoting Hitler, these folks are just another RW terrorist group of GQP. “People give up on democracy when democracy is unable to deliver what they want”. Have a great weekend fellow travellers.

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I want to know where Fuckoffistan is located.

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Jun 23, 2023Liked by Jeff Tiedrich

Just past Dirtbagistan.

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You guys kill me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏼

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Google Earth doesn’t know; that means it’s on another planet which is a good thing. Send them there.

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Maybe just east of Bum-fuck Egypt. Old school swearing.

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These assholes are as self-serving now as they were back then -- as no doubt they have always been. Note that there is no remorse or culpability being expressed -- not a single one of them that I am aware of has actually admitted to having been wrong in their support of Trump, or expressed regret over having served in his administration. We know they weren't hoodwinked -- they freely and shamelessly chose to tie their political fortunes to his rising star, and not one of them called him out even when they (the rats that they are) fled the sinking ship. It's only now that they perceive the tide is changing and Trump is going down that they've ponied up to the bar with their attacks. Sick fucks, every one of them. I'd say "shame on them" except that like their fallen idol they are incapable of shame.

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But wait! How are they going to sell their books without endless media appearances? I've noticed most of them say, "If you want the whole story read my book." I've rushed right out to get the 278 copies of the books written by 278 of trump's disgruntled ol' cronies. OR NOT

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They have no balls. None of them. Seems to be typical of Republican men. Mostly haven’t served, mostly lie, cheat and steal what they can for their big baby selves. Never met a Republican I didn’t like. I like Liz- can’t agree w her on anything but Trumps responsibility in the Insurrection- but that may be the only one.

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Trump’s I was using grammar like a Republican there...

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Your right

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Fuckoffistan?? yes but the trumpty dumpty roach motel there is booked solid for the next fifty years. maybe they can stay at the freudenschade home for too little too late you dumb fucktards.

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“the freudenschade home” 🤣🤣🤣👍🏼

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B I N G O!😡

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some days there just aren’t enough swear words to meet the demands

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