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Kerry Truchero's avatar

I wasn’t a subscriber until now. But you had me at “fuck these fucking fucks”.

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

fun true fact: every now and then someone will cancel their subscription and email me to tell me that they cancelled because of all the swearing. so I guess it all evens out in the end

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Kerry Truchero's avatar

These are the times that try men's (and all other gender's) souls. One simply cannot honestly respond to contemporary outrages without unleashing fucks where and when they are appropriate.

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Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

I for one love anyone who uses the word fuck as verb, noun, adjective......

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Linda Skinner's avatar

…punctuation!

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Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

Can you guess why I'm a huge Cormac McCarthy fan? Lack of punctuation! 🤣

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Saint Eddie's avatar

it fits

which is why fascists hate it

they absolutely HATE being called out

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Dane Madsen's avatar

As Billy Connelly framed the use of the word "nobody says "fuck off, he hinted".

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Sköll's avatar

lol I just rewatched that gem on Youtube

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RV maxima's avatar

Amen

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Neal Bravin's avatar

just being honest here, this is the only place I can speak true Brooklynese. keep up the fucking shit, duh!

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

The Brooklyn alphabet: fuckin' A, fuckin' B, fuckin' C...

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Neal Bravin's avatar

fuckin'yo, homeboy!

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Fastball Fredo's avatar

Jeff, I enjoy the cussing, you are original, creative and you don’t put up with any chicken fried bullshit.. that’s why I enjoy your comments on a daily basis.

Keep doing what you do best.

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Ann Anderson's avatar

Tell those fucking fucks to fuck right the fuck off.

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

I find all the “fucks” to be a huge feature!

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Linda Weide's avatar

I subscribe because I love your voice AND what you have to say. You be you!

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RV maxima's avatar

Try NOT swearing when talking about this fucktard.

Ophs!

Please carry on sir!

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

Fuckem' if they can't take a joke.

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Dabney Lawless's avatar

Keep up the fine swearing. It is absolutely appropriate for these fucks.

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Ellen Howe Ballou's avatar

Yes, it do.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Fuck those whiny thin-skinned fucks anyfucking way. We're better off. This ain't no Disco. This ain't no foolin' around.

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BC's avatar

Sure does. No one can please everyone. No sense in trying.

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Lesley Zimmermann's avatar

Whenever I accidentally dropped an F-bomb, my very serious dad would say, “Profanity is the sign of a lazy mind.”

I later learned that his nickname in the army was *the Prince of filth*. So F-bombs are all in the family.

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

fuck off

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Ron's avatar

Imagine being a parent of a trans kid who has to hide knives and other sharps from them and constantly monitor them for signs of self-harm - because they have to deal with needlessly petty and hateful bullshit like yours every day.

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Alexis Kelley's avatar

Haha! I keep waiting for the sequel where Elle Wood becomes President!

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DR JAGC's avatar

I like Fuckoffistan

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I'm proud of Fuckoffistan

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DR JAGC's avatar

Brilliant. Your words need to make it into the Urban Dictionary. :)

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Heather Wimberly's avatar

Best ever! Fuckoffistan!

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Ellen Howe Ballou's avatar

As well you should be!!!! 👍🏼

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Karen Livolsi's avatar

As you should!

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Mwfeiger's avatar

Me too. Who knew?

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Sandy Simmons's avatar

Not to mention Fuckoffistan lol

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Saint Eddie's avatar

cry more

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Ann Marie McGovern's avatar

Love it!

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Exactly right. And -- bile is choking me -- these are the BEST of the Republican Party right now. The BEST. The rest of 'em won't even acknowledge any of this shite.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

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GLENN VOGELSANG's avatar

They need to quit giving him softball questions and ask him point-blank why he redacted the Mueller report and delivered this information to the American people to cover up rather than prosecute a criminal in the White House

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Sköll's avatar

Jack Smith can ask him.

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DR JAGC's avatar

A-fucking-men. I couldn't agree more. Remind me again why Barr hasn't been disbarred? Why Flynn hasn't been stripped of his "general" status? (or has he)? I don't know who I despise more - these ass-covering turncoats or those with their heads still up trump's ass. Please notice who is on the top of the list for continuing to support the bloviating orange fuck by lying about anything: Elise Stefanik. My disgraceful "rep". Got on Faux News claiming the Bidens' crimes needed to be investigated. No one asked her which crimes or what proof she had. Nope. She just blew that out there into the ignorantverse of Faux News fools. Oh and get this - her website advertises a support Trump fund. She gets 95% of the money and 5% goes to Trump. What a grift.

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The Go-To Guy's avatar

Her twin sister Claudia Tenney, released some “evidence” today detailing the evil doings of the “Biden Crime Family.” They can both fuck right off.

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Chris Fox's avatar

Ah! There it is.

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Sharon Thomas's avatar

She's learning from the master grifter. Normally it's 95% Trump, 5% whoever.

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Chris Fox's avatar

"what proof she had"

Why does everyone hold out for "proof?"

Am I the only one who knows the word "evidence?"

proof is for geometry class.

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DR JAGC's avatar

I’m not sure why you’re insulting me. I was actually using the language from the article. In spite of my PhD- it isn’t in math- I’ve used these words interchangeably. But thanks for the rudeness and math lesson.

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Openly Fae's avatar

Being fair, we may need a few of them as witnesses, but their virtue signaling bullshit can fuck right off into a supernova.

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David Browne's avatar

TRUTH. Bill Barr won’t be rehabilitated until he voluntarily relinquishes his license(s) to practice law and admits that he dishonored the profession in his role as Attorney General.

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

I'm glad they're saying what they're saying but WTF -- where the -- were you when he was aggressively disassembling democracy WITH YOUR GREAT ASSISTANCE and assurances that that was not what he was doing when you knew perfectly well he was. Talk about a call for Lock Them Up. They should all be incarcerated in an open prison where they have to be with each other with no breaks ever.

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Karen Livolsi's avatar

The only one I can think of that spoke up during the Trump administration is Stephanie Winston Wolkoff. She revealed Trump’s plan to pin all the cost overruns from his “inauguration” (money laundering event) on her. She was part of the administration as Melania’s secretary and was smart to start taping conversations she had with The First Lady and other members of staff.

There were others who wrote about very suspicious activities they found disconcerting, but never came clean with actual proof of wrongdoing, which I’m sure was bought from them by Leonard Leo.

Stephanie had the goods, but not one Republican expressed any interest in an investigation.

So she wrote a book. Lots of names in that book. Kind of like Connect the Dots 5 years later.

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

Stephanie wasn't high enough up the food chain and was there only in the beginning. But she got in a lot of legal trouble so good for her taping and keeping evidence. Most people wouldn't necessarily think to do that so early in the game. Now we all know if you're dealing with Trump world, you better just start collecting evidence from the get-go.

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Karen Livolsi's avatar

She knew enough about his so called business dealings to be very cautious. She was very good at picking up on nuisances to red flag and knows the devil is in the details.

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

Don't you sometimes think all the Trump family "friends" always knew they needed to be friends with caution?

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Karen Livolsi's avatar

Absolutely. Anyone socializing with any of them had to know he was some sort of dangerous crackpot. They had no idea it would explode in to a national disaster.

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

Even in the 70s when he was attending every function with Ivana, he was called small potatoes and dishonest.

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Mary R's avatar

Indeed. Nicely said. And Mike Pompeo is a lout at all times.

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

He's as arrogant as Trump is. Went and lost all that weight to gain "presidential status" for a run that, poor thing, is so crowded now even he has the sense to know it's like a school of sardines swimming along.

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Fastball Fredo's avatar

Thank You Jeff for amplifying what all of us have been thinking. And please don’t forget Moms for Liberty quoting Hitler, these folks are just another RW terrorist group of GQP. “People give up on democracy when democracy is unable to deliver what they want”. Have a great weekend fellow travellers.

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The Crazy Cat Lady Writes's avatar

I want to know where Fuckoffistan is located.

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Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

Just past Dirtbagistan.

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Ellen Howe Ballou's avatar

You guys kill me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏼

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Karla's avatar

Google Earth doesn’t know; that means it’s on another planet which is a good thing. Send them there.

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RV maxima's avatar

Maybe just east of Bum-fuck Egypt. Old school swearing.

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Carol Moore's avatar

These assholes are as self-serving now as they were back then -- as no doubt they have always been. Note that there is no remorse or culpability being expressed -- not a single one of them that I am aware of has actually admitted to having been wrong in their support of Trump, or expressed regret over having served in his administration. We know they weren't hoodwinked -- they freely and shamelessly chose to tie their political fortunes to his rising star, and not one of them called him out even when they (the rats that they are) fled the sinking ship. It's only now that they perceive the tide is changing and Trump is going down that they've ponied up to the bar with their attacks. Sick fucks, every one of them. I'd say "shame on them" except that like their fallen idol they are incapable of shame.

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George's avatar

But wait! How are they going to sell their books without endless media appearances? I've noticed most of them say, "If you want the whole story read my book." I've rushed right out to get the 278 copies of the books written by 278 of trump's disgruntled ol' cronies. OR NOT

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Kathleen Clarke- Anderson's avatar

They have no balls. None of them. Seems to be typical of Republican men. Mostly haven’t served, mostly lie, cheat and steal what they can for their big baby selves. Never met a Republican I didn’t like. I like Liz- can’t agree w her on anything but Trumps responsibility in the Insurrection- but that may be the only one.

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Kathleen Clarke- Anderson's avatar

Trump’s I was using grammar like a Republican there...

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MortyPast's avatar

Your right

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Neal Bravin's avatar

Fuckoffistan?? yes but the trumpty dumpty roach motel there is booked solid for the next fifty years. maybe they can stay at the freudenschade home for too little too late you dumb fucktards.

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Ellen Howe Ballou's avatar

“the freudenschade home” 🤣🤣🤣👍🏼

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Tess's avatar

B I N G O!😡

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Peg's avatar

some days there just aren’t enough swear words to meet the demands

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