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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

any similarities to my headline and Jay Kuo's is pure coincidence, I swear. I was almost finished writing mine when Jay's hit my inbox https://statuskuo.substack.com/p/forget-the-polls-look-at-these-election

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I declare Wonkette winner of today's best headline contest. "Joe Biden Refuses To Resign After Democrats’ Humiliating Night Of Wins" https://www.wonkette.com/p/joe-biden-refuses-to-resign-after

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Stephen Brady's avatar

The forces of normalcy scored big yesterday!

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Abbi's avatar

And legacy media is not here for it ‘cause normalcy isn’t as profitable for their corporate owners. Rs privatized news, health care, prisons, etc etc and this is what the rest of us get. We boomers were too complacent after Vietnam, and we raised a generation of complacent gen x’ers. “Luckily,” environmental catastrophe and out-of-control gun violence turned Gen Z into a “woke mob”! But what a price to pay for how we let them down and a perfect example of how remaining silent contributes to a nation’s downfall. Well, that was dark. Let’s keep working for normalcy to keep winning.

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Catherine's avatar

Ummmm, whoa, this genX-er and all my genX friends are actually completely worried about even keeping democracy in spite of our crazy MAGA uncles in Florida (i literallyhave 2). I've been beating the drum and getting in verbal fights ever since 2015 (well, long before that really/more like bush and the false weapons of mass destruction war) and am constantly saying "to all those who thought i was overeacting in 2016, go *ff yourself"... I'm even trying to convince the non voters to go vote blue this round because it truly matters at this point, if for nothing else, to preserve the option of being able to vote and havingit count... my experience is it's the problematic boomer MAGA uncles and their complacent wives in fla, tx, az, etc... my hateful uncle in az was going to join some other nursing home dudes to try and shoot border crossers, i kid you not-there was a major family rift with him at this point, which was like the moronic tea party hate-fest timeframe(i pictured them rolling out on their beds and with their oxygen tanks and walkers, and ARs, oh the hate he had, what a vision). Anyhooo, just saying, I'm unsure we can blame this on GenX... though i do have peers who i can't be around anymore who are huge disappointments, so i guess it's not totally wrong-its just depressing-MAGA brainwashed dolts really depress and bother me no matter what generation.

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Abbi's avatar

Catherine, I’m sorry. My intention was to put the blame squarely on the shoulders of us boomers. What I intended to communicate is that my friends and I who became complacent progressives often failed to show our Gen X children how to be engaged. So while our adult children share our values (we did manage that), I think it’s the existential threats of the past few years that have re-engaged some of us, engaged our Gen X adult children, and have galvanized Gen Z. But you know, this is my experience and the conclusions I’ve drawn from it. I might be over-generalizing from it.

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

Very well stated!

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Sköll's avatar

I did not know the source of the laser eyes until I started on The Boys series. That's me, always 2 or 3 years behind the memes lol

Homelander is a Trumper. But I'd prefer Soldier Boy anyhow :D

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Sköll's avatar

I bet Trump is hearing this today.

Doom.

Doom.

Doom.

Boom.

Doom.

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Sharon Horton's avatar

Thanks for the link! I'm having so much fun sharing all the news today (including both you and Jay Kuo) and Wonkette is just the right cherry on top!

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SeekingReason's avatar

😄👏🏻👏🏻

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Richard Reynolds's avatar

Excellent!

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Alicia Norman's avatar

Niiiiiice!

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Tess's avatar

It should be the headline in all reports across the country!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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Runfastandwin's avatar

universal headline!

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Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

And the Academy Award for best use of the word Fuck goes to Jeff!

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Ruth A James's avatar

Perfect... Jeff knows when and where... and TRUTH. Love it, w/a smile on my face today. Keep up the good work EVERYONE. Enough doom and fucking gloom from all of “them”.

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Steve B's avatar

They said, "Forget," which clearly doesn't count.

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Catherine's avatar

Such great news!!!!

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Nevertheless, She Persisted's avatar

When in doubt, think of what your grandma would've said. That's usually a safe phrase, and pretty sure that's what Obama did there. :-P

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Tama2U's avatar

I’m a grandma and I approve of well played profanity. 😉

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Mary Beth Horsington's avatar

I’m a grandma and my reaction to the Republican shellacking goes something like “fuck the fucking fuckers.”

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

I’m a great grandma, and the f-bomb flies from my lips often these days. It’s mostly in response to seeing the orange shitgibbon on TV.

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Nevertheless, She Persisted's avatar

I stand corrected! lol I guess I'm thinking about my grandma, who was quite proper. I'm grandma-aged myself now, though I don't have any kids. My former husband, a Republican, hated swearing. Now that I'm free of him, I sound like a sailor with Tourette's!

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Caroline's avatar

Incredible work by Youngkin who went on air 30 minutes before polls closed and promised to restrict abortion access. A real man of genius.

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

no notes!

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Michele's avatar

Did he also say, "and your menstrual records will still belong to ME!" The genius is with the VA Senate to pull him into the greatest losing argument of a lifetime.

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Caroline's avatar

I’m going to write and tell him that I deposited my tax rebate check (that he sent out last week with a GIANT trump like signature) and then walked across the street and voted D down ballot.

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Michele's avatar

I live in the Shenandoah Valley. The few liberals here ensure Youngkin and his clone, gun-worshiper Ben Cline, don't drop off the public shit list per the Winchester Star. I've got a post-election LTTE begging to get out on paper. Several lib letters were published just before this election. Winning here is difficult post-"turkey carve." I haven't seen our results yet...working on BOS and school boards. One former supervisor just won't move to WV as promised.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

I like your style! 👏👏👏👏

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SeekingReason's avatar

😄👍🏼

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Charlie Austin's avatar

I picture Yongkin in the Upper-Class Twit of the Year from Monty Python. Shooting himself in the foot again and again and again...

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Anti fascist's avatar

Haha!!!

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David (Dave) Jaspers's avatar

Love this group!

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Janine's avatar

I found sanity here!

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David (Dave) Jaspers's avatar

You betcha!

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Linda McCaughey's avatar

Huzzah!

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Old Man's avatar

Well, that’s good news.

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Allan Voorhis's avatar

We had a very satisfying election yesterday, and we celebrate today. But remember, it wasn't a slam-dunk. We're back to work tomorrow, calling bullshit on bullshit, looking for good candidates to run down ballot, and taking back local, state, and federal governments from cave dwelling Republicans.

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

absolutely

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Yes. We can never stop smacking down the threat Republicans bring to our democracy and personal freedom. And urging the Dems to sharpen their messaging-I feel it’s people like Jeff who are doing the heavy lifting for them. They need to get to be more direct IMO. Today I will savor, though.

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Old Man's avatar

They spent FIFTY YEARS on destroying Roe, they will never quit, that’s why we also cannot quit.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

You got that right!!!

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

Women will NEVER give up on abortion rights. I fought for them 50 years ago, I find it hard to believe that my granddaughters have fewer rights to bodily autonomy than their mothers.

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

Me also! Burned my bra, marched on Capitol Hill against the Vietnam War, fought for ERA...

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Deb's avatar

Probably what the GQP/MAGA is doing now is trying to figure out how to lie better in the future and keep people who could vote against them from voting. That's their usual MO. Of course it wouldn't work without a gullible and money-hungry so-called 'free press'.

So, yes...we have to be ready for every onslaught. But it's wonderful to know that there are more like-minded people out there than is apparent if you just watch the talking heads or read the polls!

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Caroline's avatar

Yes! The roadblocks in Mississippi, yesterday - unacceptable!!

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Ann (IL)'s avatar

Y’know, I read your comment and thought, “Holy fuck, did they erect roadblocks TOO?”

Because it wouldn’t surprise us, would it?

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Ruth A James's avatar

I, too, was thinking that as reading and feeling just a (little) bit good🤣. Don’t stop now. We have a lot of work to do... they are used to thinking critically do not trust them r’s. 🇺🇸💙

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Ruth A James's avatar

I meant to say “criminally”.

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

Good, because only blue voters are critical thinkers.

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Carol's avatar

Today I feel a bit like the spell is breaking...that a lot of people are realizing Republicans are never going to give us the country we want, regardless of how ruddy cheeked and PTA they are. Well done, voters!!

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Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

Especially those ruddy cheeks and PTA bullshit are all a smoke screen.

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Tama2U's avatar

Jeff these results are also due to you and those journalists who daily refute, repute and flat out contradict with facts these far right wing fucks anti-democratic rhetoric and BS. Well done!! You gather up a community and encourage us daily to fight the good fight. And how many within your growing community then talk to others in our individual communities to spread the encouragement? What you are doing matters greatly my friend who I’ve never met. Thank you for turning your very considerable influence into the efforts to save our Democracy! Enjoy this moment!

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FTrump And FPutin Too's avatar

So well said! I echo that!

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

I concur!

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MK-RideOn's avatar

Voting works. Tell all those fucking pollsters to pound sand. They don't have a clue. Keep the pedal to the metal and do whatever you can to help the Democrats in 2024.

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Runfastandwin's avatar

polls rely on people to answer their phone to an unknown number. I haven't done that since 1981 when the phone company introduced caller id, and I suspect the same is true with most people.

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Steve B's avatar

Or it depends on picking up a "Pennsylvania call," or a "Maryland call." I live in Illinois and don't know anyone in those states! The few rare times they've gotten through, I've hung up after telling them I never want to be part of a poll.

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Nancy Lent Lanoue's avatar

Exactly my response to unknown numbers from far-away states and even those nearby. Our landline just rings and rings ‘cause we don’t use it.

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David Olson's avatar

It is ironic. I think on many issues the country is a bit conservative and personal sovereignty—choice—is at the heart of our Country (Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness). So, the GOP has staked out a morality not shared by the majority. They have given us goblins not governance. I agree, we are fed up with the GOP bull shit.

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un poco loco's avatar

Every time the scumbuckets get a small majority lately, they completely overplay their hand.

You cannot gerrymander the shit out of representation to end up with a couple of seats over 50% and hope to be able to completely suppress the over 50% of the country that you've just disenfranchised. Even when you think g*d is on your side.

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Old Man's avatar

God’s to busy checking out what’s happening on ‘Covenant Eyes’.

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Nancy Lent Lanoue's avatar

“They’ve given us Goblins not governance” Has the makings of a great ad!

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FTrump And FPutin Too's avatar

You could reverse that to Dem slogan: “Governance Not Goblins”

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Gail Frohnert's avatar

Never so happy to see these election results! I live in PA and was a bit worried the MAGA agenda would prevail - but thank God common sense took over!

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SeekingReason's avatar

Nope! Thank voters!

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Gail Frohnert's avatar

Well, obviously...

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Susan Niemann's avatar

I live near Philly-I never take anything for granted!

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Nightmaher's avatar

I thought Philly had some damn good commercials on TV. I saw 2-3 that actually spelled out to vote Republicans out. I saw these often in the last month.

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

I live in NJ, across the Delaware from Philly. I get all the attack ads from both states. I was so glad this election is over, and I hope we have a week or two before they ramp up again.

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Karen Livolsi's avatar

Except in Shithead county (Washington). All Republicans won.

I now just refer to the perverts that want their faces up in women’s uterus’s and little girl’s terrified by a rapist they know or possibly must live with as...well, perverts.

Liz Cheney had the courage to stand up to Trump, but still a pervert. Same with Adam Kinzinger. Until they recognize they’re standing where no one but a woman and/or child’s Dr belong, they will remain in what is obviously now a perverted minority. They have no right, they never did and never will.

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Gail Bauman's avatar

GQP will double down on their ridiculous stances now, totally unable to read the room. They fucked around, and I hope they continue to find out.

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Ellen the Wise's avatar

The GOP is totally unable to read the room. They are now going to triple down.

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Joy T.'s avatar

I went to bed last night convinced that the House of Delegates and State Senate would both turn red. Yeah, they turned red all right. With shame, with anger, with confusion, as in "What about the polls?" Jeff, you said it. Never underestimate how fucking pissed off women are. Glenn Youngkin just got told where to shove his red vest. Start packing, you asshole. You aren't wanted in VA.

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Caroline's avatar

The monogrammed vests won’t save him!

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Stacey Estrella's avatar

This issue just earned you an annual subscription. It's exactly the mood I'm in and exactly what I needed as we turn the corner to full-on 2024 "go time." Thank you for all the f-bombs and colorful language--nobody decorates a post about our hard-won victories for democracy against a backdrop of batshit crazy Christo-fascist Constitution-hating gun-toting blood-thirsty extremists who have nothing but hate in their hearts and billionaires in their off-shore bank accounts. So happy my $50 is going toward high-quality truth serum!

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Otto Olah's avatar

Same here! I have been an unpaid subscriber until now, but this post made me realize how much I low Jeff’s newsletters. They truly make me happy. Very happy to buy an annual subscription!

Bonus: I downloaded the substack app and found this amazing community here 😍

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Stacey Estrella's avatar

Yay! Yes, with the both sides-ism of MSM, I've taken to supporting individual journalists/opinion leaders instead of MSM. Congrats!

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Welcome aboard.

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Karen Livolsi's avatar

So worth it! I subscribed after reading Jeff’s EETMO for the first time.

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Songgirl Kim's avatar

Excellent post, Jeff. But excuse me while I watch Hillary Clinton on The View telling everyone “I told you so.”

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

you see this meme'd everywhere but here's your reminder that I did it first: https://twitter.com/jefftiedrich/status/946106015820472321

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Songgirl Kim's avatar

Love it! Yes, I still follow you on non-twitter on the rare occasion when I’m there.

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JA's avatar

Locally, in Eastern PA, Dems did very well with county commissioner and controller seats, as well as school board seats, and the state Supreme Court opening was won by a Democrat as well.

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Jim Ryan's avatar

I'm re-reading The Guns of August, Barbara Tuchman's history of the opening rounds of WW1. The spiky-helmeted Prussians in that book were all like,

"Ve vill keep burning Belgian villages and shooting zee civilians until zey learn to love us."

They remind me of some people today.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Great book. So is the prequel"The Proud Tower".

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Charlie Austin's avatar

WWI is extremely pertinent to our present reality. It's the modern root of the Middle East. It would serve everyone well to read the Tuchman books as well as "The 12 Pillars of Wisdom" by T.E. Lawrence aka. Lawrence of Arabia.

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Jim Ryan's avatar

Thanks. I had a moment thinking, "is citing Barbara Tuchman too obscure and wonky for this crowd?"

But then I realized there is literally NOTHING too obscure and wonky for this crowd.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Mo' history, mo' better

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Karla's avatar

I keep thinking of that arrogant smirk Mitch had when he refused to consider Garland for SCOTUS. Thank you to every voter over the last two elections who helped wipe it off his face. Thrilled with all of the results but Kentucky and Ohio were particularly satisfying because of Mitch and Gym.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Oh, we're not done in Ohio. We have a legislature to flip.

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JerryBier's avatar

I love it. These gas bags got their ass handed to them in a way that no matter what, they’ll soon forget and just keep doing the same stupid crap over and over again— why? Because fuck you that’s why. Sorry for that quote but it's so on point.

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Jacqueline peterson's avatar

They are conspiring to destroy our democracy and create plutocracy and that answers the why they keep doing what they’re doing- they have to own the libs to move their plan forward

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JerryBier's avatar

Yes, conspiracy is the exact term to define what they are doing. John F Kennedy and Eleanor Roosevelt both had a great rant about what liberalism actually is —and it’s not what these people think it is.

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