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I just want to point out that the headline for this piece is just two syllables short of perfect iambic pentameter. you can't have everything

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There is a thing called the Logan Act that Trump is merrily violating with his shadow foreign policy. What the hell, Garland and the DOJ? How about doing your job for a change?

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“Commander Buttstench” is a new one. Outstanding. Like Captain Underpants in its cuteness.

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“Grandpa Farticus,” “greasy felon factory,” and yes-“Commander Buttstench!” WOW….perfect descriptions. He needs to be in jail and Pecker certainly is helping for that to happen. Looking forward to the rest!

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I work for a major personal insurance company where millions of dollars are paid from my desk personally. They wouldn’t hire Trump to file paperwork. The fact that it’s a close race just shows what a stupid bunch we are in this country.

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Was hoping for headline "Pecker explodes in fury" or "Trump stares hard at Pecker". Or something similar. You know, like a Post headline:-)

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If someone were to recreate a replica of the White House, staff it with mannequins, and have fake cameras around the place, do you think we could just put him there? Like the Alzheimer's villages in Norway (I think that is where they're testing them), and let him continue to pretend he his important?

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Commander Buttstench! 🤣. This shadow foreign policy thing should be illegal-like everything else he does. Could I hate him more? I think not. I’m all in favor of the j word. 🙄

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1. I’d like to see Joe Biden rattle a set of those old timey Western jail keys at Trumpenfurher.

2. I don’t see the need for major planning if P01135809 goes to jail. All the SS needs are comfy reading chairs, a reading lamp and headphones to drown out the whining should cover it

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What happened to the Logan Act in terms of Commander Buttstench running a shadow foreign policy scheme?

Corporate and other media just will not stop calling this case the “hush money” trial. IT IS AN ELECTION INTERFERENCE trial!

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The Whiner in Chief. This is an embarrassment for the Republican Party. They can't find a better candidate than this disgrace? Someone in GOP leadership better have a backup plan!

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I can get accustomed to seeing him standing behind these bars, daily, if I must see him at all.

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The new motto of the Trumpkins: “I AM FARTICUS!” Has a certain ring to it— doesn’t it? Jeff, pithy as always.

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Mittens Romney, the least horrible of our 2 Senators in Utah, made a funny yesterday. He mentioned that one doesn't pay $130K for someone to NOT have sex.

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Grandpa Farticus that one made my day.

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FUCK TRUMP!! Period.

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