And stupid got stupider. Did you see the gold shoe line he introduced today? OH MY GOD. Nothing like having another "marker" to go with the friggin red hat that just screams "I'm so fucking in need of money, I got my hands on some old material they used for satellite re-entry shields in the 70's and sent it all to China with orders to make a bunch of tacky gold kicks." I CANNOT wait to come across my first moron wearing these gems with their red hat and the typical flag designed t-shirt stretched over an xxxxxl belly. I will spit cofveve. I just know it.
I was about to ask—not that Trump isn't a "this week in stupid" all by himself, but with so much competition it's a shame to keep giving him the same "DUMBASS OF THE WEEK" medal every week....
New York attorney general Letitia James: “Donald Trump is finally facing accountability for his lying, cheating, and staggering fraud. Because no matter how big, rich, or powerful you think you are, no one is above the law.”
$50,000,000 - Trump legal fees (so far)
$88,000,000 - Trump total jury verdict to E Jean Carroll
$355,000,000 - Trump fine from Judge Engoron
$96,000,000 - Trump interest addon from Judge Engoron
$148,000,000 - Giuliani settlement with Shae Moss
$787,500,000 - Fox settlement to Dominion
$1,524,500,000 – TOTAL - ONE AND A HALF BILLION DOLLARS AND COUNTING
The best part of this is Agent Orange got bitch-slapped with irrelevance. Shutting down his ability to do business. 'You don't count anymore' is the cherry on top. The worst thing that can one can do to a malignant narcissist/psychopath is to say, your irrelevant. The money is icing on the cake. Irrelevance, jail time and bankruptcy is the cure. The Trump Titanic is sinking.
Part of his punishment should have been that he had to form an "L" with his thumb and pointy finger on his grubby little hand and walk around all the time with it plastered between his eyes. Pathetic lying loser.
There’s a reason why Trump has taken over the RNC and put his daughter in law to oversee. As now it isn’t as easy for Putin to launder/lend money thru properties, the RNC is the best vehicle for him to help the useful idiot. In 2015 Eric Trump made it clear that his father didn’t need banks as Putin was paying his debts and filling his campaign coffers.
Come on, really? Have you not read this, in numerous quotes? Or how much $$ has gone to McConnell 's Senate PAC from Russians! Try Dallas Morning News for that last bit 2017-18. But the $ was rolling in for years, not just this writing.
For me, the best part of this judgment is the part where he has to answer to a court-appointed monitor, Barbara Jones -- and what she's monitoring is ALL of his future financial shit. And she's a woman! Judge Engeron is a brilliant reader of character. Donny should never have pissed him off.
"Donny can’t do shit without first asking her pretty-please if it’s ok." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
[If I were Alina Habba, though, I'd be looking for a safe place to hide out for a while, maybe in the Antarctic or something.]
yeah but only shutting down to do business for 3 years... 3 years is like 3 months for some of us over 50. And Only in New York? that is pretty niche and sepecific. Id say he got off easy minus the fines
Well he's still alive, which is more than we can say for Ivana. I can't wait until the breaking news banner that says he dropped dead or, even better, was arrested.
Can't believe drumpf started a go fund me page. LOSER. Those should be reserved for those who have medical issues or a disaster, like what happened in Kansas City.
The kids could handover their mother's inheritance. Jared is flushed. He has options. He has that money laundromat in Trump Towers. He has some amazing grifting skills. He is officially damaged goods. Nothing will fix that. The whole world is watching and wishing for his expected cholesterol stroke about now.
The real punishment is yet to come. After taking all of the money, he should be placed in prison adjacent to a golf course. However, he is only allowed to play if he personally earns the money for the Green Fees by working in the kitchen of the prison. The Fees should be outrageously high in order to keep the "wrong types of people" out. It should take Trump working full-time, for at least a month, to earn the money.
Speculation is that he will have a fire sale on all those Top Secret documents he has been hoarding for a rainy day. Jared's Saudi fund would probably buy the whole lot with the investment fund he manages for the king that chops off journalist heads and dissolves in acid.
Yeah, that's a concern. Not that there aren't already bad actors who have seen a lot of it already. But he's shortly going to be handing out xerox copies to anybody with a couple mil to rub together...
Not sure all the party "wants" Trump, but they all bought him when they realized many people stupid enough to buy all the take care of the super rich only Republican platform were also crazed Christopath Dominionists who are just doing "god's work" and creating a bigoted Christian theocracy. So those people became an essential "base" of the party, from some white Southern Baptist evangelical church in Texas, led by a self-educated grifter/preacher, to Leonard Leo and the Federalist Society (Leonard takes grifting in the name of the Lord to a new level.) It was a co-dependency until Leonard's Catholics on SCOTUS gave the Christopaths everything they wanted with the Dobbs decision.
Barry Goldwater warned them, but they didn't listen.
"Mark my word, if and when these preachers get control of the [Republican] party, and they're sure trying to do so, it's going to be a terrible damn problem. Frankly, these people frighten me. Politics and governing demand compromise. But these Christians believe they are acting in the name of God, so they can't and won't compromise. I know, I've tried to deal with them.”
Agree, he was an early/mid 20th century Libertarian. I agree he was decent, up to a point. I do not like Goldwater (except for the cool glasses) but he did think a little about what it meant to govern and his Libertarian bent was stronger on the government should stay out of personal lives than our current crop of so called Libertarians who are mainly interested in keeping to government out of the business of protecting most people from the ravages of greed capitalism. That's why Goldwater was smart enough to be worried about the Christopathic Theocrats. I think he saw that only leads to capitalism with fascist theocracy. Barry G. was different from our current crop of idiot Ayn Rand by the bedside Libertarians. I wonder what Barry G. though about Ayn Rand? I am sure there's several biographies of Barry G. out there that might tell me, but I have more interesting things to read.
The icing on the cake right now would be his trophy mail order bride loudly, visibly exiting stage left. Surely even MAGA diehards realize when the ones who were in it for the money vamoose their $30 go fund me donation would be better spent on a PBR 30-pack than Donny’s redemption.
Good point! Another good point is, it's not as though he'd honor the terms of a pre-nup if she honored her side of it. That's why it always killed me when people (or Trump himself) talked about what a great "deal maker" he was. It's easy to make deals when you know you have no particular intention to honor them.
All she would have to do is ignore the prenup and nondisclosure stuff, and write a tell-all book. The money from that would likely be enough to fix her up for the rest of her life in any stye she chooses, AND pay for the legal fees she'll be paying for the rest of her life ...
Generally, the protections that are in place to stop a spouse from speaking in the courtroom against the other spouse are no longer present once the marriage is legally over through divorce. The dissolution of the relationship severs the powers to invoke the privilege.
Not sure the trophy wife would be safe telegraphing her exit. She'd probably be better off finding a secure unknown location and trading in her phone in for a burner.
Melanoma? Where is she? Is she still on deck? Someone confirm, please. Oh, wait she is exiting stage left and heading towards the exits....what do we do now?
I don’t remember anyone’s wife bailing on them when they were running for prez, do you? It wouldn’t convey strength or control and tbh it’s basic stuff like this his dwindling fan base might “get”.
She just renegotiated her prenup for the third time.
"Page Six reports that, according to a source, Melania spent the last year renegotiating the terms of her prenuptial agreement with the ex-president, and that her new “postnup” is now in place. According to one source, the former FLOTUS wanted a new deal not because there’s a possibility she’ll have to move back into the White House, i.e., her least favorite place on earth, but because she’s worried about how much money will be left over for her and her son after Trump is done paying his various legal bills and damages. “This agreement was necessary because of the current legal battles…[Donald] has suffered,” a source told the outlet."
I question just how realistic it is that Trump etc. will be able to sell any real estate to satisfy his debts to Carroll and the State of New York. It's highly unlikely all his properties aren't already leveraged to the hilt with various financial institutions, and by law, said institutions' exposure must be taken into consideration and reasonably satisfied before Trump realizes a single dime from liquidating any of his interests. My guess is the splashiest yard sale in the history of bankruptcy courts everywhere takes place within the year, leaving Trump with no cash-flow, no income beyond what he can squeeze out of the RNC and gullible small donors, and still beholden to making evermore burdensome interest payments, at least, to the now-extremely uneasy banks and/or Russian loan-sharks who almost certainly will call his paper while there's still something left for their partial recompense.
I was thinking the same when contemplating his comment about his beautiful and LIQUID assets. The word liquid stuck out like a sore thumb. Tells me in Trumpspeak they aren’t so liquid, I.e. leveraged to the hilt.
Thank you *so* much for that indubitably true but nauseating reminder, Charlie Austin, of the likely chronic state of Trump’s undergarments. Ima go get some Clorox and bleach my brain now….
Good catch. On liquidation, the lenders get paid first. The balance sheet and profit & loss statement the Monitor creates, using real asset values, would be interesting to see.
I seem to remember the giant stone ‘coins’ they had on the island of Yap, the ones that turned up in Ripley’s Believe it Or Not. They’d have to be rolled by a team of sturdy men, but otherwise it’d work
Great idea! He might actually make more with a penny pitch as opposed to his ridiculous phony bullshit action cards that his sheep were buying. Just think if some MLB flamethrowers like Camilo Doval or Jordan Hicks showed up. A penny, better yet a roll of 50 thrown at up to 104 mph would perhaps remind him that being a life long shyster and fraud has its consequences.
Trump is a schlemiel. He was born into opportunity very, very few have and turned it Into a soup sandwich. So many off ramps to do it right, yet he managed to turn his life into a sordid mess from failed enterprises to an insurrection. His adulteries are catching up with him. His cons have come home to roost. His disregard of the Constitution and our laws are on trial. Perhaps his apologists will reflect on the moment before they tithe on the GoFundMe site. Perhaps...
A notion of a sunk cost is to accept the loss and move on. The MAGA faithful strike as the monkey, its paw wrapped around the fruit in the gourd, let go despite capture.
I put in a fake phone number on the GFM report. It clearly states in the TOS that the organizer cannot lie in order to get money on someone else's behalf. It's full of lies.
That GFM is just under $58,000 now. I started reading the comments and I just couldn't get past the first few. Even the person who started it needs medication. These people are completely delusional.
It's at over 60k now. I know better than to read the comments, as I'd rather not throw up my lunch. I've also done a search, there's a bunch of smaller ones started, I've reported them all.
I checked it again, it's still up and has nearly $300,000. At this pace there will be enough to bury him next to Ivana at Westminster with a little "partying" cash for Melania left over. 😆
The term “trumped-up” is an adjective that means “fraudulently concocted”, “spurious”. You would think this phrase was just manufactured for you know who. But no, it goes back to the early 1700’s, and it is amazingly apt today.
I too stopped to imagine what a “shit blizzard” would look like. I saw shit spraying and down pouring everywhere! So gross! Then I thought “well he certainly deserves it! Bring it on and bury him in it! Let him drown in shit! Fill that muthafucker’s lungs with shit!” I’ve been told I have a dark side 🤷♀️
We could wear some of his recently introduced gold hightop kicks he's selling around $300/pr. Seriously. Has anyone seen that? He's selling effing shoes. Let's see: a half billion dollars divided by $300. Will someone please do the math?
It's easier to envision if you've ever seen the new way these factory farms handle animal waste. They liquefy it and spray it on the fields and the stench could also be another parallel to the "Stinky One"...lol
So besides the knuckle dragging cult members, anyone have any bets as to who will bail his sorry ass out so that he may be reinstalled? Putin? MBS? Leonard Leo? The Heritage Foundation? All of the above?
someone on social media was claiming that the Space Nazi is in Palm Springs this weekend, but I couldn't confirm it was true, so I left it out of my post
I forgot about the Space Nazi. He’d be stupid enough to do it. Does he really think that if the orange menace gets reinstalled, he’s gonna let any of these billionaires keep their money?
Now that he’s prohibited from borrowing money from NY banks, he will probably look to countries like Russia for (more) funding; rendering him even more beholden to them. The potential conflicts interests alone are the reason he must never again be POtuS.
Not just "the Donald". Ivanka and his two little boys all are in hot water over the emails and other evidence showing that they were part and parcel of the financial fraud.
How do you define "crime family"? Look at all those who Trump pardoned in the last hours of his White House crime spree. His son in law's dad. Roger Stone. Lots of other embezzlers, murderers, and swinders. People he admired or owed something to.
Too bad about the retarded House Republicans that helped him with the Jan 6 coup attempt. It didn't work so I guess he felt he didn't owe them anything. They still are working real hard for him though.
What about Contempt of Court charges? Is Trump ever going to see the inside of a jail cell solely because of something he said?
He doesn't have contempt for the Court, he has contempt for everyone except the guy he sees in the mirror.
That fundraising effort will probably be shut down soon upon receiving reminders of their policies.
…and I’m absolutely certain that the administrators of GoFundMe have been notified. I predict that it’ll be shut down and the MAGAs refunded by Tuesday of next week.
"this week in stupid" will run tomorrow
No worries, this is WELL worth waiting another day for the whole WEEK of stupid! :D
I find it amazing that SOOOO much stupid can happen in just one week.
This week had so much Stupid that it'll take poor Jeff a WEEK of Sundays just to cover it
It is mind boggling just how stupid these magats can be!
maybe be the one - Leigh Silverton
This is, without a doubt, the BEST one, that is for sure!
I'm a hopeful agnostic. and what literature doesn't have sex to show a character. I mean they said that about Virginia Johnson 2.
Being fair Drumpf is a lot more used to making friends with people in white robes than black ones.
Well, that explains it! He was thrown off by seeing Engoron's face, given all his friends cover theirs in pointy hoods....
They don’t hide any longer and his ultra wealthy backers are hidden regardless so…
Yeah only poor Klansmen have to hide their faces. The rich ones determine American policy.
Exactly
It’s against the law to wear a hood or anything hiding your identity. Has been for a long time.
Because these people are known for following laws, yes?
yep
No problem! As much as I look forward to TWIS, yesterdays events were far too important not to preempt it.
I am sure that Saturday will add ample entries to choose from post ruling.
It will be delish
Honestly given how much stuff is dropping on late Fridays any more, moving TWIS to Sundays permanently might be best.
What about next week in stupid? Like Melania will be buying her cosmetics at Walgreens and getting hair doos at Hair Cuttery with the rest of us?
And stupid got stupider. Did you see the gold shoe line he introduced today? OH MY GOD. Nothing like having another "marker" to go with the friggin red hat that just screams "I'm so fucking in need of money, I got my hands on some old material they used for satellite re-entry shields in the 70's and sent it all to China with orders to make a bunch of tacky gold kicks." I CANNOT wait to come across my first moron wearing these gems with their red hat and the typical flag designed t-shirt stretched over an xxxxxl belly. I will spit cofveve. I just know it.
I was about to ask—not that Trump isn't a "this week in stupid" all by himself, but with so much competition it's a shame to keep giving him the same "DUMBASS OF THE WEEK" medal every week....
Jeff, please unsubscribe me. it's not at all obvious where to do so here.
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New York attorney general Letitia James: “Donald Trump is finally facing accountability for his lying, cheating, and staggering fraud. Because no matter how big, rich, or powerful you think you are, no one is above the law.”
$50,000,000 - Trump legal fees (so far)
$88,000,000 - Trump total jury verdict to E Jean Carroll
$355,000,000 - Trump fine from Judge Engoron
$96,000,000 - Trump interest addon from Judge Engoron
$148,000,000 - Giuliani settlement with Shae Moss
$787,500,000 - Fox settlement to Dominion
$1,524,500,000 – TOTAL - ONE AND A HALF BILLION DOLLARS AND COUNTING
The best part of this is Agent Orange got bitch-slapped with irrelevance. Shutting down his ability to do business. 'You don't count anymore' is the cherry on top. The worst thing that can one can do to a malignant narcissist/psychopath is to say, your irrelevant. The money is icing on the cake. Irrelevance, jail time and bankruptcy is the cure. The Trump Titanic is sinking.
Part of his punishment should have been that he had to form an "L" with his thumb and pointy finger on his grubby little hand and walk around all the time with it plastered between his eyes. Pathetic lying loser.
He'd need someone e to show him how to make the L.
and put it on his forehead!
Oh, please! And I thought all the LOL moments were yesterday, thanks Hoyt. And thanks to Jeff. Keep tuning that little violin!
Where the hell is my "laughing so hard I'm spitting" emoji when I need it???
There’s a reason why Trump has taken over the RNC and put his daughter in law to oversee. As now it isn’t as easy for Putin to launder/lend money thru properties, the RNC is the best vehicle for him to help the useful idiot. In 2015 Eric Trump made it clear that his father didn’t need banks as Putin was paying his debts and filling his campaign coffers.
DJT and the RNC are absolutely deserving of one another, may they carry out their murder suicide pact to the delight of a grateful country.
Really? Interesting. I'd like to find that news item and learn the details.
They were laundering through the NRA, but they got caught.
That’s pretty easy to believe.
https://www.npr.org/2019/09/27/765037952/senate-report-reveals-nra-was-foreign-asset-to-russia-ahead-of-2016
Come on, really? Have you not read this, in numerous quotes? Or how much $$ has gone to McConnell 's Senate PAC from Russians! Try Dallas Morning News for that last bit 2017-18. But the $ was rolling in for years, not just this writing.
Didn’t realize Eric told it. Guess that’s a pretty reliable report then.
For me, the best part of this judgment is the part where he has to answer to a court-appointed monitor, Barbara Jones -- and what she's monitoring is ALL of his future financial shit. And she's a woman! Judge Engeron is a brilliant reader of character. Donny should never have pissed him off.
"Donny can’t do shit without first asking her pretty-please if it’s ok." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
[If I were Alina Habba, though, I'd be looking for a safe place to hide out for a while, maybe in the Antarctic or something.]
The penguins voted unanimously to ban her .
I dunno. They're birbs. They might go for duck lips.
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Good one Charlie.
😎😎😎
And I hope she's mean, tall, and built like Arnie used to be!
And, in honor of his racist ass, I hope she's black.
yeah but only shutting down to do business for 3 years... 3 years is like 3 months for some of us over 50. And Only in New York? that is pretty niche and sepecific. Id say he got off easy minus the fines
I agree. He should be arrested
You can't arrest somebody for a civil case—though I'm sure if it were at all possible, Judge Engoron would've done it!
I agree. I had hoped Judge Engoron would shut him down indefinitely. One of the very few disappointments regarding Trump’s grifting and lying.
Well he's still alive, which is more than we can say for Ivana. I can't wait until the breaking news banner that says he dropped dead or, even better, was arrested.
Can't believe drumpf started a go fund me page. LOSER. Those should be reserved for those who have medical issues or a disaster, like what happened in Kansas City.
Not because baby drumpf lied and got caught.
Husband and I ask every morning as we pour the coffee: "is he unalive yet?"
Lisa he a Career Criminal , he and his " Family" will find a way.
The kids could handover their mother's inheritance. Jared is flushed. He has options. He has that money laundromat in Trump Towers. He has some amazing grifting skills. He is officially damaged goods. Nothing will fix that. The whole world is watching and wishing for his expected cholesterol stroke about now.
He used to be called “The donald” a term long lost for some reason. Now we call him the Cowardly Lying Loser.
Traitor Trump suits me just fine.
"The Donald" was what his first wife Ivana called him.
The one I suspect he had thrown down the stairs. Did she ever get to testify against him?
Honestly, I'm not sure, Natalie.
The real punishment is yet to come. After taking all of the money, he should be placed in prison adjacent to a golf course. However, he is only allowed to play if he personally earns the money for the Green Fees by working in the kitchen of the prison. The Fees should be outrageously high in order to keep the "wrong types of people" out. It should take Trump working full-time, for at least a month, to earn the money.
I'm with you
And no golf cart!
Nice touch.
😉😁
Pretty soon you're talking about real money.
Fun fact:
On the 355 million to the state of New York, there is an interest rate of about $1million for each week the fine goes unpaid.
Hey--that IS fun!
Another fun fact, t's sons, Uday and Qusay each have to pay 4 million and apologize for masquerading as humans all their life.
Also, the interest begins accruing at the time of the fraud, so back interest is already owed!
100 million and counting
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OMG, you!!!
Just like Jimmy Durante "I got a million of 'em!" The material just writes itself daily and you don't have to go far to find it and put it together.
Hahahaha...it couldn't happen to more evil bag of shit...
An Everett Dirksen fan?
I wouldn't say "fan," no. But it IS a good line.
I love the look of this analysis!
Speculation is that he will have a fire sale on all those Top Secret documents he has been hoarding for a rainy day. Jared's Saudi fund would probably buy the whole lot with the investment fund he manages for the king that chops off journalist heads and dissolves in acid.
Yeah, that's a concern. Not that there aren't already bad actors who have seen a lot of it already. But he's shortly going to be handing out xerox copies to anybody with a couple mil to rub together...
Sooooooo much winning!!!
Now we're talking about real money.
And people are saying the GOP gets nothing done.
Sending him to the poorhouse is nice work. Now let’s see him get got for January 6 insurrection and fake electors.
YES
And the GOP still wants him as 47. Unbelievable.
Not sure all the party "wants" Trump, but they all bought him when they realized many people stupid enough to buy all the take care of the super rich only Republican platform were also crazed Christopath Dominionists who are just doing "god's work" and creating a bigoted Christian theocracy. So those people became an essential "base" of the party, from some white Southern Baptist evangelical church in Texas, led by a self-educated grifter/preacher, to Leonard Leo and the Federalist Society (Leonard takes grifting in the name of the Lord to a new level.) It was a co-dependency until Leonard's Catholics on SCOTUS gave the Christopaths everything they wanted with the Dobbs decision.
Barry Goldwater warned them, but they didn't listen.
"Mark my word, if and when these preachers get control of the [Republican] party, and they're sure trying to do so, it's going to be a terrible damn problem. Frankly, these people frighten me. Politics and governing demand compromise. But these Christians believe they are acting in the name of God, so they can't and won't compromise. I know, I've tried to deal with them.”
― Barry Goldwater
Leo = Evil
Goldwater was, in his own cement-headed way, a decent American and a an astute guy--especially compared to what his party has now become.
Agree, he was an early/mid 20th century Libertarian. I agree he was decent, up to a point. I do not like Goldwater (except for the cool glasses) but he did think a little about what it meant to govern and his Libertarian bent was stronger on the government should stay out of personal lives than our current crop of so called Libertarians who are mainly interested in keeping to government out of the business of protecting most people from the ravages of greed capitalism. That's why Goldwater was smart enough to be worried about the Christopathic Theocrats. I think he saw that only leads to capitalism with fascist theocracy. Barry G. was different from our current crop of idiot Ayn Rand by the bedside Libertarians. I wonder what Barry G. though about Ayn Rand? I am sure there's several biographies of Barry G. out there that might tell me, but I have more interesting things to read.
WOW
I guess his IQ is his lucky number (47).🤭
That seems awful generous Donna!lol
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Good one Donna.
You can't fix stupid Joyce.
They want his gullible, open-walleted-will-fall-for-any-grift cult, more than him.
The icing on the cake right now would be his trophy mail order bride loudly, visibly exiting stage left. Surely even MAGA diehards realize when the ones who were in it for the money vamoose their $30 go fund me donation would be better spent on a PBR 30-pack than Donny’s redemption.
“Donny’s redemption” is an oxymoron. Emphasis on “moron.”
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There's probably a clause in the pre-nup that forbids that, or she loses big bux.
Ha! Immaterial when there are no more "big bucks" available to lose.
Good point! Another good point is, it's not as though he'd honor the terms of a pre-nup if she honored her side of it. That's why it always killed me when people (or Trump himself) talked about what a great "deal maker" he was. It's easy to make deals when you know you have no particular intention to honor them.
All she would have to do is ignore the prenup and nondisclosure stuff, and write a tell-all book. The money from that would likely be enough to fix her up for the rest of her life in any stye she chooses, AND pay for the legal fees she'll be paying for the rest of her life ...
I found this:
Divorce with Marital Privilege
Generally, the protections that are in place to stop a spouse from speaking in the courtroom against the other spouse are no longer present once the marriage is legally over through divorce. The dissolution of the relationship severs the powers to invoke the privilege.
Once they're divorced, would Jack Smith or someone from DOJ compel her to testify against Trump?
Nice idea. But I don’t know.
If you think she doesn’t have kompramat on him that might re-dis-nullify any prenup, I’ve got a valuable trump NFT you gotta see 🤣🤣🤣
Also true. This is turning into I, Claudius, but as farce.
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I'm sure there are plenty of oligarchs who would be happy to buy her.
Yeah that's being told it's illegal to dance now right after she had both legs amputated.
Heard that she just renegotiated the pre-nup…..
What big bucks will be left? so sad
Not sure the trophy wife would be safe telegraphing her exit. She'd probably be better off finding a secure unknown location and trading in her phone in for a burner.
It’s real life Mr & Mrs Grift — I mean Smith. 😆
Yep..even if she didn’t get alimony, she’d get child support. Add that his list of bills.
Baron's almost 18 isn't he?
Melanoma? Where is she? Is she still on deck? Someone confirm, please. Oh, wait she is exiting stage left and heading towards the exits....what do we do now?
I don’t remember anyone’s wife bailing on them when they were running for prez, do you? It wouldn’t convey strength or control and tbh it’s basic stuff like this his dwindling fan base might “get”.
She just renegotiated her prenup for the third time.
"Page Six reports that, according to a source, Melania spent the last year renegotiating the terms of her prenuptial agreement with the ex-president, and that her new “postnup” is now in place. According to one source, the former FLOTUS wanted a new deal not because there’s a possibility she’ll have to move back into the White House, i.e., her least favorite place on earth, but because she’s worried about how much money will be left over for her and her son after Trump is done paying his various legal bills and damages. “This agreement was necessary because of the current legal battles…[Donald] has suffered,” a source told the outlet."
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2023/09/melania-trump-donald-trump-prenup
I question just how realistic it is that Trump etc. will be able to sell any real estate to satisfy his debts to Carroll and the State of New York. It's highly unlikely all his properties aren't already leveraged to the hilt with various financial institutions, and by law, said institutions' exposure must be taken into consideration and reasonably satisfied before Trump realizes a single dime from liquidating any of his interests. My guess is the splashiest yard sale in the history of bankruptcy courts everywhere takes place within the year, leaving Trump with no cash-flow, no income beyond what he can squeeze out of the RNC and gullible small donors, and still beholden to making evermore burdensome interest payments, at least, to the now-extremely uneasy banks and/or Russian loan-sharks who almost certainly will call his paper while there's still something left for their partial recompense.
Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
I was thinking the same when contemplating his comment about his beautiful and LIQUID assets. The word liquid stuck out like a sore thumb. Tells me in Trumpspeak they aren’t so liquid, I.e. leveraged to the hilt.
Exactly. And "liquid" is always a relative proposition anyway, depending on how one defines it.
The contents of his adult diaper are "liquid".
Thank you *so* much for that indubitably true but nauseating reminder, Charlie Austin, of the likely chronic state of Trump’s undergarments. Ima go get some Clorox and bleach my brain now….
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Omg Charlie, I was just thinking this literally 30 seconds ago!! And it’s as appropriately as gross as he is! 😂 gmta and in synchronization!
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Good catch. On liquidation, the lenders get paid first. The balance sheet and profit & loss statement the Monitor creates, using real asset values, would be interesting to see.
Thanks for clarifying that point! It's probably the most neglected aspect of this scenario.
Ohhhh that's a great notion. Hope it's true. He stole all of it anyway, just like his criminal father.
I’ve got an idea! A penny pitch. He could appear in public and we could throw pennies at him at the velocity of our choice.
Not until we can all get some high tension slingshots. 😁
And you think you aren't funny Donna.
And if one or two of them turn out to be silver dollars, everybody wins.
I seem to remember the giant stone ‘coins’ they had on the island of Yap, the ones that turned up in Ripley’s Believe it Or Not. They’d have to be rolled by a team of sturdy men, but otherwise it’d work
Dying here...
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I know a few MLB pitchers that can help!
Pedro in his prime.
Only thing I'd throw at him is poop
He's thrown oh so much at us
Fun
Great idea! He might actually make more with a penny pitch as opposed to his ridiculous phony bullshit action cards that his sheep were buying. Just think if some MLB flamethrowers like Camilo Doval or Jordan Hicks showed up. A penny, better yet a roll of 50 thrown at up to 104 mph would perhaps remind him that being a life long shyster and fraud has its consequences.
Hunter Greene.
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Aroldis Chapman.
Trump is a schlemiel. He was born into opportunity very, very few have and turned it Into a soup sandwich. So many off ramps to do it right, yet he managed to turn his life into a sordid mess from failed enterprises to an insurrection. His adulteries are catching up with him. His cons have come home to roost. His disregard of the Constitution and our laws are on trial. Perhaps his apologists will reflect on the moment before they tithe on the GoFundMe site. Perhaps...
The nutsos are probably getting a bit concerned. But the phenomenon of ‘sunk costs’ will keep them impoverishing themselves.
A notion of a sunk cost is to accept the loss and move on. The MAGA faithful strike as the monkey, its paw wrapped around the fruit in the gourd, let go despite capture.
You might be giving them too much credit for having a working brain...
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I keep dreaming that one morning we’ll wake up and he will have skedaddled for Moscow. Buh-bye Donny!
Or was found keeled over in a bucket of KFC chicken from a massive coronary. 🤷♀️
Wouldn’t that be nice! He would be their problem. I don’t know what there old people homes are like . . .
Same.
Oh you're too kind 🙃
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1. Does the fact that the award is $450 million and that number includes 45 a sign that even higher powers hate your guts?
2. I looked at that GoFundMe site. There’s a lot of delusion there but a few brave souls put in some pretty funny comments
It's VIOLATING Go Fund Me's TOS. It needs to be reported as such. (Yes, I've done this)
I put in a fake phone number on the GFM report. It clearly states in the TOS that the organizer cannot lie in order to get money on someone else's behalf. It's full of lies.
Many people are saying this…. :D
Seriously, I read that others were going to as well.
Ooo! Let me go back and do the same thing 😃. We ALL should!
Kudos
That GFM is just under $58,000 now. I started reading the comments and I just couldn't get past the first few. Even the person who started it needs medication. These people are completely delusional.
It's at over 60k now. I know better than to read the comments, as I'd rather not throw up my lunch. I've also done a search, there's a bunch of smaller ones started, I've reported them all.
Okay found it and donated $1.45 and put fake everything. What a scum bag
They are probably going to keep it themself, anyway. Just like the "we build the wall scam".
I checked it again, it's still up and has nearly $300,000. At this pace there will be enough to bury him next to Ivana at Westminster with a little "partying" cash for Melania left over. 😆
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I’m going to check it out after reading more comments on Jeff’s post!
Me too.
If you were a higher power wouldn’t you? 🤣
A shit blizzard… not a good visual… but couldn’t happen to a more deserving shitbag!
The term “trumped-up” is an adjective that means “fraudulently concocted”, “spurious”. You would think this phrase was just manufactured for you know who. But no, it goes back to the early 1700’s, and it is amazingly apt today.
The phrase may have originated from what his ancestors did back in the day.
Trump is also UK slang for flatulence.
I too stopped to imagine what a “shit blizzard” would look like. I saw shit spraying and down pouring everywhere! So gross! Then I thought “well he certainly deserves it! Bring it on and bury him in it! Let him drown in shit! Fill that muthafucker’s lungs with shit!” I’ve been told I have a dark side 🤷♀️
Welcome to the "I have a Dark Side" club! 🥳
Your flame thrower is in the mail. 😉😁
Apparent - I’m also a member of the
“I have a dark side” club.
We need lapel pins or a hat.
😆 I have several different colors of fedoras. I am ready for whatever color hat. And lapel pins, why can't we have both? 😁
We could wear some of his recently introduced gold hightop kicks he's selling around $300/pr. Seriously. Has anyone seen that? He's selling effing shoes. Let's see: a half billion dollars divided by $300. Will someone please do the math?
Join the club!!!😂😂😂😂
It's easier to envision if you've ever seen the new way these factory farms handle animal waste. They liquefy it and spray it on the fields and the stench could also be another parallel to the "Stinky One"...lol
I saw that in a documentary called The Food We Eat. It was sooo disgusting and disturbing. However, very apropos.
Nah!😈😈
Nawww. You sound just fine. Normal.
I love he smell of schadenfreude in the morning!
Me too! I enjoy it with my coffee and a warm streusel!
Or Acme Bread and marmalade
ORANGE marmalade, I assume? It’s only fitting.
God I thought you said acne bread!!!!!
I usually take mine with a bagel and cream cheese, but the warm streusel sounds glorious!
So besides the knuckle dragging cult members, anyone have any bets as to who will bail his sorry ass out so that he may be reinstalled? Putin? MBS? Leonard Leo? The Heritage Foundation? All of the above?
someone on social media was claiming that the Space Nazi is in Palm Springs this weekend, but I couldn't confirm it was true, so I left it out of my post
I saw the same thing posted. I wouldn't doubt it! Musk is the second biggest douchecanoe in the world, imo.
I just wrote about that; it was Tea Pain who wrote it and it’s true. Anyone taking any bets?
Who would want to own tffg? Muskrat may be going down there to collect on his debts ahead of the courts…probably wishful thinking but still I indulge.
Wonder if this is still true. 🤣
https://www.nydailynews.com/2022/07/13/trump-i-could-have-made-elon-musk-beg-on-his-knees/
I too read that the Wizard of X landed near the Palace of Fools, Losers and Lost Secrets. Barely mentioned and poof, it disappeared.
Psst I think you mean Palm Beach, I do that too, all the time.
I think all of those are done with him. Too much baggage to drag around.
I hope you’re right,but I don’t think so.
Elon?
I forgot about the Space Nazi. He’d be stupid enough to do it. Does he really think that if the orange menace gets reinstalled, he’s gonna let any of these billionaires keep their money?
Yes, they think they own him!
Now that he’s prohibited from borrowing money from NY banks, he will probably look to countries like Russia for (more) funding; rendering him even more beholden to them. The potential conflicts interests alone are the reason he must never again be POtuS.
I really want him to default on them, and then see a strongman named Ivan, dangle him off the tower balcony at Mar-a-lago.
Not just "the Donald". Ivanka and his two little boys all are in hot water over the emails and other evidence showing that they were part and parcel of the financial fraud.
How do you define "crime family"? Look at all those who Trump pardoned in the last hours of his White House crime spree. His son in law's dad. Roger Stone. Lots of other embezzlers, murderers, and swinders. People he admired or owed something to.
Too bad about the retarded House Republicans that helped him with the Jan 6 coup attempt. It didn't work so I guess he felt he didn't owe them anything. They still are working real hard for him though.
What about Contempt of Court charges? Is Trump ever going to see the inside of a jail cell solely because of something he said?
He doesn't have contempt for the Court, he has contempt for everyone except the guy he sees in the mirror.
This whole thing is simply delicious. The hits just keep on coming….next is New York!
I just checked and now the GoFund me is up to $53, 582. Please be sure to add those who donated into “this week in stupid”. 🤦♀️
According to GoFundMe rules, no one can donate money for the benefit of financial criminals.
I didnt know that…I bet the whole thing gets shut down. 🤞 These idiots can just mail their orange monster a check.
I guarantee that it will.
I hope that it gets shut down too.
That fundraising effort will probably be shut down soon upon receiving reminders of their policies.
…and I’m absolutely certain that the administrators of GoFundMe have been notified. I predict that it’ll be shut down and the MAGAs refunded by Tuesday of next week.
Are they?
It's disturbing that there are that many suckers out there.
They are still multiplying Charlie. Just remember what P. T. Barnum said.
We need to change every minute to every 15 seconds.
Dead on Charlie.
Stupid people over-breed, Charlie they are too stupid to do otherwise.
They give rabbits a run for their money.
Indeed, funny, they are more like lemmings personality-wise!
Quite true.
And they drive cars