Me too! I think they’re just flipping hilarious. My new favorite is Trump seated at the defense table with gaseous fumes and a skeleton crawling out of his backside.
Hydroxycholorquine is in tablet form, actually. It was bleach you were supposed to drink. LOL, imagine my reaction when my rheumatologist put me on the stuff (hydroxy, NOT bleach) when I was diagnosed with Lupus! I'm STILL giggling over it.
My wife had to go without hydroxy for her rheumatoid arthritis for 2 months when t💩p mentioned it in that infamous ‘news’ conference and the supply dwindled. She was in pain. Bastard needs to be punished for his malfeasance.
And you have to ask yourself, "Is he suffering from some sort of dementia/senility, or does he just have aspartame poisoning?" I hadn't even thought of that, although through the years, I've known a couple of people who did have it. Quit ingesting aspartame, and went back to normal over time.
I haven't heard of aspartame poisoning before, but it sure does explain how my mom turned into a rabid Trump voter; she was drinking a shit-ton of Diet Coke at the time!
Seriously. After she became essentially moribund--still with excellent cognitive function--and couldn't handle liquids anymore except for thickened water, Mom-off-Diet-Coke became a different woman. She told me Trump was a fraud; she deeply regretted voting for him for a number of reasons, but mostly b/c he'd hurt a great many people and was a shithead.
Vanity Fair mag speculates dfg is sleepy as he never entered Oval till 11 am, and is used to 12 Diet Cokes all day. No food/drink during trial. He's missing all D Coke caffeine. Sad!
Jeff, I hope you get as much joy in writing your hilarious dumbass donny dotard dailies as you give! You have a crew of fans who will live longer because of the laugh out loud relief you provide! Love you ❤️
We're all having a big laugh over Trump being forced to face ridicule and criticism, but this is potentially dangerous. He's the most vindictive bastard out there. This Presidential run is not just about saving his shit-covered ass, but retribution. We, as a nation rejected him. He's planning to make us pay., and has the enablers to make it happen. He's a dumb evil Trojan horse for a Cadre of smart evil who have laid their plans (Project 2025). Those bending over backwards and taking his shit for the VP slot are doing so in the strong possibility that he won't last much longer than inauguration. And they're probably quietly making deals with the smart evil.
Apparently, he's rotting on the inside. May the process accelerate.
Right you are, Susan! That's exactly why we need to win and win big in November. Otherwise, I guess we get rounded up? This orange-plastered threat lights a fire under my ass like never before and I hope it motivates us all. But at least we get to enjoy the ride with Jeff's substack :-)
Agreed on all you wrote. For me, however, without the daily big laugh I belt out reading Jeff’s stacks and meeting you all here at the water cooler with your awesome comments, I think I would passed out months ago.
Agreed. Sometimes I just read and laugh, knowing that the dark humor is what keeps us moving about our day with a sense of community. There are comments and invective that pop into my head as I am cleaning the kitchen or working in my garden.
"Lord Fuckley"! 😂😂 I would love to know if it's really true about him stinking up the place, but I guess I dont care because the humor it has generated is outstanding! Rip Van Stinkle is still one of my favorites! I canceled the NYT, but I understand that South Carolina is seeing a boom in new residents, conservatives who dont want to wear masks or live next to normal, intelligent people.... you know, like liberals. Cool. Let the south be full of MAGA's and leave the rest of us alone. 🙄 If anyone sees that article, report back.
Yes, my father’s family is from the Tuolumne area where my great grandfather (a stowaway from Ireland) worked in the high Sierra. There were family jokes that got passed down to grandsons and cousins. Your question startled a memory from deep in my childhood (I’m 75). Now I know where “As Lord Buckley would say” followed by some made up nonsense. I always figured he was a Twain or Bret Harte character.
The Baltimore Sun which has been recently sold to the owner of Sinclair Broadcasting? It figures. He reportedly plans to turn Baltimore County to a MAGA county.
I have family in Baltimore County (Ellicott City). We’ve subscribed for years to the B’more Sun; I’m sorry to see it go. It never was great, but in the hands of Sinclair (like one of our once- reliable TV stations) it’ll be awful.
I understand that whats-his-name from Meidas Touch reported the fart-fest in the courtroom based on someone in the courtroom who tipped him off . When you are getting old and are also becoming demented--as Trump surely is--farting seems to be part of the package.
We have friends(from NJ) who moved to South Carolina to an upscale community pre-mango moron election. They are surrounded by retired northern Maga professional idiots….liberals are not safe there.
Dems anticipated that the Ukraine bill would pass, and the Defense Dept had already started preparing the military aid package to be shipped quickly to Ukraine, where it should find its way to the battlefield sometime next week. These despicable MAGAmorons should all be forced to register as foreign agents for spouting Russian propaganda fed to them by Putin.
I knew a guy who kept a case of Billy Beer. But even if the bottom fell outta the novelty collectibles market, it was still beer. Kinda sorta. I guess the funny money will serve as toilet paper.
somewhere deeply buried in my storage unit are some campaign buttons mocking Richard Nixon. my daughter will get to throw them away when I die. lucky her
I have the NYT front page banner of Nixon Resigning. I've pulled it out of storage several times since Drump Fartalong descended down his elevator, along with Queen Deplorable, as a reminder that we, the people, can remove this stench (literally, from what many have written) from our site. We did it before. We can and must do it again!
I am loving these ugly ass courtroom sketches. They are like magic paintings, showing his disgusting true self.
Me too! I think they’re just flipping hilarious. My new favorite is Trump seated at the defense table with gaseous fumes and a skeleton crawling out of his backside.
😂😂
I think they make him look thinner! 😝 but not in a good way! He’s still disgusting! 🤮
Evidently he's been losing weight. 🤷🏼♀️ Ozempic?
How on planet earth is he not dead yet? Hamburgers for every meal. Diet Coke by the case every day. Horse tranquilizers, Addersal…And now Ozempic?
He must be the AntiChrist.
Consider all the preservatives in what he eats.
Motherfucker is a mummy.
🤣😂🤣😂😁
and apparently he drank hydroxychloroquine as a cure for COVID prevention, something he most likely did not do...
A shame he didn’t drink more
Hydroxycholorquine is in tablet form, actually. It was bleach you were supposed to drink. LOL, imagine my reaction when my rheumatologist put me on the stuff (hydroxy, NOT bleach) when I was diagnosed with Lupus! I'm STILL giggling over it.
My wife had to go without hydroxy for her rheumatoid arthritis for 2 months when t💩p mentioned it in that infamous ‘news’ conference and the supply dwindled. She was in pain. Bastard needs to be punished for his malfeasance.
Right? And then there are ppl who do everything right from eating to exercising and they die… doesn’t seem fair
And you have to ask yourself, "Is he suffering from some sort of dementia/senility, or does he just have aspartame poisoning?" I hadn't even thought of that, although through the years, I've known a couple of people who did have it. Quit ingesting aspartame, and went back to normal over time.
I haven't heard of aspartame poisoning before, but it sure does explain how my mom turned into a rabid Trump voter; she was drinking a shit-ton of Diet Coke at the time!
Seriously. After she became essentially moribund--still with excellent cognitive function--and couldn't handle liquids anymore except for thickened water, Mom-off-Diet-Coke became a different woman. She told me Trump was a fraud; she deeply regretted voting for him for a number of reasons, but mostly b/c he'd hurt a great many people and was a shithead.
He may not be sleeping well.
Outside of the court, that is.
It’s called the Marchan Courtroom Diet. 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣 That'll do it!
😂😂
He loses 50+lbs.every time he changes his diaper.(Actually when Walt Nauta does.) 😂😂😂
I wonder if Walt's mother is proud of him. Professional toady.
He uses those elastic tummy tucks
Stress.
No fast food in the court house!
Vanity Fair mag speculates dfg is sleepy as he never entered Oval till 11 am, and is used to 12 Diet Cokes all day. No food/drink during trial. He's missing all D Coke caffeine. Sad!
Rage…I hear it’s thru the atmosphere 😈
Fear
Unfortunately might extend the dick tater’s life….that’s not good. 🤬
Good. Anything to push the process of extinction.
You’d think he’d would LOVE that artist because she makes him look thinner than he is. I noticed that right away. He just can’t stand the truth.
I've been thinking the same thing! The artist makes him look like a Hammer film villain.
It is like we see the 'advanced' portrait of Dorian Gray, the twisted, evil, homicidal monster.
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/4/19/2236022/-Cartoon-More-rejected-courtroom-sketches
These are great...thanks for sharing the link!
😂
The sketch artist doesn’t flatter the other people, either.
The sketch artist must have been the one that worked for Rod Serling on the Night Gallery.
Jeff, I hope you get as much joy in writing your hilarious dumbass donny dotard dailies as you give! You have a crew of fans who will live longer because of the laugh out loud relief you provide! Love you ❤️
“88 count narcoleptic fart factory” - Jeff, you deserve a medal for that one and so many others!
Makes my day every morning!!
Agreed!
Ditto!🫶🏼
ME TOO, thank you Jeff ❤️
We're all having a big laugh over Trump being forced to face ridicule and criticism, but this is potentially dangerous. He's the most vindictive bastard out there. This Presidential run is not just about saving his shit-covered ass, but retribution. We, as a nation rejected him. He's planning to make us pay., and has the enablers to make it happen. He's a dumb evil Trojan horse for a Cadre of smart evil who have laid their plans (Project 2025). Those bending over backwards and taking his shit for the VP slot are doing so in the strong possibility that he won't last much longer than inauguration. And they're probably quietly making deals with the smart evil.
Apparently, he's rotting on the inside. May the process accelerate.
Right you are, Susan! That's exactly why we need to win and win big in November. Otherwise, I guess we get rounded up? This orange-plastered threat lights a fire under my ass like never before and I hope it motivates us all. But at least we get to enjoy the ride with Jeff's substack :-)
Agreed
Agreed on all you wrote. For me, however, without the daily big laugh I belt out reading Jeff’s stacks and meeting you all here at the water cooler with your awesome comments, I think I would passed out months ago.
Agreed. Sometimes I just read and laugh, knowing that the dark humor is what keeps us moving about our day with a sense of community. There are comments and invective that pop into my head as I am cleaning the kitchen or working in my garden.
Perfectly. said. Sometimes I can't comment, but thanks to Jeff and everyone else, I can still laugh!
And this is perhaps the biggest reason, among many big reasons, why we cannot let him win this election.
Such friends
That image of the Confederate flag in the Capitol makes my blood boil.
Mine too! Every. Single. Time!
Me too.😡😡😡
Oh yeah, me too!
“executive time.”😂😂😂
That's a funny thing to call beating off to his daughter but that's already weird so yeah.
I think he's too lazy to beat off. Probably has a fluffer do it for him.
Diet coke in one hand, diet cock in the other.
Just like Al Bundy, himself in one hand the remote in the other.
Al was sometimes smart though.
Yes, unlike orange boy.
Diet cock!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
😂😂😂
💀
Nah, he can’t get it up, fluffer or not.
😂😂
Oh shit!!😂😂😂
😂😂😂
"Lord Fuckley"! 😂😂 I would love to know if it's really true about him stinking up the place, but I guess I dont care because the humor it has generated is outstanding! Rip Van Stinkle is still one of my favorites! I canceled the NYT, but I understand that South Carolina is seeing a boom in new residents, conservatives who dont want to wear masks or live next to normal, intelligent people.... you know, like liberals. Cool. Let the south be full of MAGA's and leave the rest of us alone. 🙄 If anyone sees that article, report back.
does anyone here remember Lord Buckley? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_Buckley
Oh thank you for the link. I had no idea!
Of course! “The Naz”!
Yes!!
Yes, my father’s family is from the Tuolumne area where my great grandfather (a stowaway from Ireland) worked in the high Sierra. There were family jokes that got passed down to grandsons and cousins. Your question startled a memory from deep in my childhood (I’m 75). Now I know where “As Lord Buckley would say” followed by some made up nonsense. I always figured he was a Twain or Bret Harte character.
NYT. Saw it in today’s Baltimore Sun. “Sick of your blue state? These realtors have just the place for you.”
Trump Times*
The Baltimore Sun which has been recently sold to the owner of Sinclair Broadcasting? It figures. He reportedly plans to turn Baltimore County to a MAGA county.
Carol, I first read your comment with “…and burn Baltimore County…” which also seems a fitting verb.
Yes but the article was from NYT. Referred to other states…
Really? I grew up there. Oy vey. And I don't say that lightly.
I have family in Baltimore County (Ellicott City). We’ve subscribed for years to the B’more Sun; I’m sorry to see it go. It never was great, but in the hands of Sinclair (like one of our once- reliable TV stations) it’ll be awful.
I understand that whats-his-name from Meidas Touch reported the fart-fest in the courtroom based on someone in the courtroom who tipped him off . When you are getting old and are also becoming demented--as Trump surely is--farting seems to be part of the package.
Wearing a girdle certainly doesn't help....
Nor does eating multiple hamberders and diet cokes.
A diaper AND a girdle?
We have friends(from NJ) who moved to South Carolina to an upscale community pre-mango moron election. They are surrounded by retired northern Maga professional idiots….liberals are not safe there.
Thats a shame...maybe America will end up divided after all.
Sadly, quite possibly. Some think we are already divided and this election will put the US over the edge.
I saw the article. Depressing, really, but yokels have to bother Jesus.
Shit Van Stinkle may be my personal fave! 😂
“that tangled rat’s nest of cotton candy bullshit that sits atop his big dumb pumpkin head.” 😂🤣
You forgot his disgusting matching rat’s nest of cotton candy eyebrows. 🤮🤣
1. If The Orange Fucknut was our favorite president, why was his gaseous, treasonous, felonious ass voted out?
2. Everybody knows cotton candy melts when it’s wet.
Jeff, could you post earlier? I can't start my workday until I've read your page. You're ruining my schedule.
LOL!!! I have actually pulled my car off the side of the road to read Jeff's writing. 😂
I know, right?
I did that the first time I heard Ac/Dc's song "Big Balls". I was laughing so hard.
Moving back east soon so will get these two hours later in the day. ☹️
That's inconvenient.
Dems anticipated that the Ukraine bill would pass, and the Defense Dept had already started preparing the military aid package to be shipped quickly to Ukraine, where it should find its way to the battlefield sometime next week. These despicable MAGAmorons should all be forced to register as foreign agents for spouting Russian propaganda fed to them by Putin.
Absolutely.
Now if we could only ship Mad Marge somewhere, but who the fuck would want her.
Ship Mad Marge to HQ.. where her financial support system is based: MOSCOW
If I recall.Jeff mentioned 'Fuckoffistan' which seems the perfect destination for the demented harridan!
I don't even think that Faux News would employ her.
I'm sure even they have limits.
Outer space. One way.
🎯
OL’ Donny Dank Stank is having a bad weekend? I think next week might be even worse. I’m really concerened (eye roll)...
You & Susan Collins???😬😬😬
Did Susan Collins, in her multi-degenerate self, say something similar?
Let’s all send tots and pears! That should help!🤷🏻♀️
Serious question: will Trump be allowed to have his phone in the courtroom AGAIN? Someone please explain to me why they let this slide last week?
I knew a guy who kept a case of Billy Beer. But even if the bottom fell outta the novelty collectibles market, it was still beer. Kinda sorta. I guess the funny money will serve as toilet paper.
somewhere deeply buried in my storage unit are some campaign buttons mocking Richard Nixon. my daughter will get to throw them away when I die. lucky her
Remember "Why switch dicks in the middle of a screw? Vote for Nixon in 72."
I missed that - how???
I remember that. it was ... maybe Abbie Hoffman who said that?
Whoever said it was almost as funny as you, Jeff.
Girlfriend, you look way too young to remember that!
Smoke and mirrors..believe me.
:-)
Or my favorite "You can't lick our Dick."
Ah hahahahaha!
I’d forgotten that!
I have the NYT front page banner of Nixon Resigning. I've pulled it out of storage several times since Drump Fartalong descended down his elevator, along with Queen Deplorable, as a reminder that we, the people, can remove this stench (literally, from what many have written) from our site. We did it before. We can and must do it again!
My own Nixon memorabilia was all sadly mislaid long ago.
If I could, I’d attach a photo of a poster my friend’s mom’s which is of a kooky woman in a hat, pregnant AF, with text reading, “Dickie did it!”
😆😆
Already have a roll with his face on every sheet. It’s a pleasure to use. Saving a bit for after he loses.
It’s good toilet paper. Depending on what you eat, you can match the shit he smears on his face.
LOVED THIS PIECE!!
My Sunday is complete. Namaste.
"boo fucking hoo, Donny. you’re always the victim, aren’t you. here, enjoy some more tiny violin." encore, encore.
Oh this was a great read this morning! Happy birthday to me! 🥳
happy birthday!
Happy Birthday Joanne! 🎉🎉🎉
Happy Birthday 🎉🎂
Have a Happy Birthday, Joanne.
Thank you!
Happy birthday.🥳🥳🎉
Happy Birthday Joanne!!
Happy Birthday Joanne! 🫶🏼