Sporky and the Space Nazi get screwed by the Wingnut Grievance Bubble

with a guest appearance by the Ghost Bus Goofus

ever notice how wingnuts are completely unafraid to come right out and say the stupidest shit imaginable, with a straight face?

why would anyone do this? don’t they know how ignorant they sound?

no, they don’t. these dimwits imagine that they’re voicing obvious truths.

why? because these people live inside the Wingnut Grievance Bubble.

I’ve written before about the Wingnut Grievance Bubble. it’s that enclosed feedback loop where lunatic fantasies, feverish delusions, nutty conspiracies, repugnant behavior and harebrained notions are amplified. these people watch themselves on Fox News all day long. whatever crackpot ideas rattle around in their heads are never challenged.

for example, inside the Wingnut Grievance Bubble, everyone knows that Joe Biden took bribes from China because everyone knows that Joe Biden took bribes from China. it’s doctrine. it’s tautology. it’s an article of faith. it goes unquestioned.

it doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence.

which is why, every time one of these nudnicks steps outside the Bubble and opens their mouth, they fall right the fuck on their stupid face.

let’s look at three examples from this past week.

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here’s an exchange between Marjorie Sporkfoot Greene and FBI Director Christopher Wray.

Spork: “were you aware of this?”
Wray: “as I said, I haven’t seen the photos that you’re holding up before.”
Spork: “maybe — well, I posted them on my twitter account. it’s public. you know, maybe you guys—”
Wray: “I don’t spend a lot of time on twitter.”
Spork: “well, you know, you— oh, I’m sure you do, because the Department of Homeland Security, organized with other offices, had censored many Americans, including myself.”
Wray: “I’m not part of the Department of Homeland Security.”
Spork: “right, Mr. Wray, you should, you should be interested in investigating terrorism.”

just listen to the contempt in Sporky’s voice — she can’t believe that she has to school this moron about about what’s on her twitter. look, Mister Big Shot FBI Director, everyone knows that Sporkfoot is being censored by the government, because everyone knows that Sporkfoot is being censored by the government.

and why wouldn’t Three Toes take even five minutes to find out what Wray’s job entails, instead of just assuming that the FBI has its tentacles in every facet of government? because everybody knows that the FBI has its tentacles in every facet of government, that’s why. duh. get a brain, morans.

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from the same hearing, check out this bonkers rant from Clay Higgins:

Wray: “if you are asking whether the violence at the Capitol on Jan 6th was part of some operation orchestrated by FBI sources and/or agents, the answer is emphatically no.”
Higgins: “you’re saying no?”
Wray: “no.”
“you’re saying no?”
Wray: “no. not violence orchestrated by FBI sources or agents.”
Higgins: “are you familiar with … with … do you know what a ‘ghost vehicle’ is? Director, you’re the Director of the FBI, you certainly should. you know what a ‘ghost bus’ is?”
Wray: “a ‘ghost bus’?”
Higgins: “a ‘ghost bus’.”
Wray: “I’m not sure I’ve used that term before.”
Higgins: “ok, it’s pretty common in law enforcement. it’s a vehicle that’s … that’s used for secret purposes. it’s painted over. these two buses in the middle here, these were the first to arrive at Union Station on January 6, zero five hundred, I have all this evidence … these buses were nefarious in nature and were filled with FBI informants dressed as Trump supporters, to blow the entire Capitol on January 6th. your day is coming, Mr. Wray.”

holy fucking shit.

like Three Toes, Higgins is incredulous — and his voice drips with contempt. he can’t believe he has to explain ghost buses to the idiot sitting in front of him. I mean come on, everyone knows about ghosts buses, because everyone knows about ghost buses. don’t play dumb, Director.

“your day is coming, Mr. Wray.”

Jesus.

Clay Higgins, by the way, is a nasty piece of work. he’s the jackass who tried to incite a violent response to Trump’s arraignment in Miami last June 13 by sending a coded message to armed militias.

these are the maniacs who are running our government.

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meanwhile, over on Mars, the Space Nazi had just one fucking job: to keep his racist mouth shut and not scare all the remaining advertisers off his deteriorating social app.

but he couldn’t do that, because the Space Nazi lives in a particularly evil neighborhood within the Grievance Bubble, where everyone knows that the Jews are the real problem, because everyone knows that the Jews are the real problem.

and so, when one of the charming white supremacists that the Space Nazi has attracted to his app went off on a particulary antisemitic rant about the “great replacment theory” and how “Jews hate white people,” the Space Nazi responded in the most reckless way possible.

“you have said the actual truth.”

and now, the Space Nazi is reaping what he has sown.

A torrent of prominent brands halted their advertising on X on Friday, dealing a massive reputational blow to Elon Musk’s social media company after his public embrace this week of an antisemitic conspiracy theory favored by White supremacists.

The high-profile advertiser revolt includes some of the world’s largest media companies, such as Disney, Paramount, NBCUniversal, Comcast, Lionsgate and Warner Bros. Discovery, the parent of CNN.

X also reportedly lost Apple, according to multiple news outlets including Axios, which first reported Apple’s withdrawal.

fuck around, find out.