I know that "Hungarians in Transcarpathia" isn't a sexy subject but I thought it was important to let everyone know that US legislation is being dictated directly by Putin
This is where I have to pull the car over before I have an accident laughing. 😂😂😂 Moscow Marge on the cover of the Post 🤦♀️ she probably thinks that’s an honor. she’s insane-and I hope the GOP DOES carry her to term. What a wingnut! Brilliant column Jeff! I’m pulling back on the road now! 😜
What is it with the trumps and their toilet obsession? Tfg has always been associated with his gold toilets, solid gold toilets everywhere, air force one had one, the white house had them, all his residences have them and anywhere he decides to take a poop has to have a gold toilet ready and waiting. A SS Agent is assigned to carry his personal gold porta potty, disguised as Melania’s makeup trunk.
You may recall Melania refused to use any of the Obama’s WH toilets and entire bathrooms were replaced instead of just replacing the seat portion of the toilets. Snopes deferred by stating, “While there is no proof that Melania' Trump's renovation requirements were of a personal, let alone racially motivated nature, the controversy surrounding her delayed move to the White House until bathroom renovations were completed underscored the complexities of transitioning administrations and the personal preferences of first families.” Very diplomatic of Snopes.
Trumps long winded stories about having to flush ten times, fifteen times or a quick 5 flushes in succession has always been a big hit at his rallies. Those magats love his poopoo stories. Sometime after his ‘toilet tales’ became lore; it was determined those multiple flushes involved flushing secret documents that he used to wipe that were shoved into the gold toilet along with a pot full of his poo.
The Kushners also had their own “Toiletgate” with a report from 2021 suggesting former first daughter Ivanka Trump and her husband Jared Kushner forced the Secret Service to rent an adjacent $3,000/month studio apartment near their residence to use the toilet, rather than use one of the seven in their house, costing tax payers over $100,000.00. https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/14/politics/ivanka-trump-jared-kushner-bathroom-secret-service/index.html
Finally, he accused President Biden of pooping on the resolute desk! (Projection at its finest). “Diaper Don Poorelèone shits and pisses his shorts all day long. I swear that at one of the rallies he took a straining shit right at the podium, hands in the air, his little fists clinched, a grimace on his face, right on the stage! According to his handler on the Apprentice, Noel Casler, he has been wearing Rx Depends since the nineties because of his dependence on Rx Adderall and cocaine.” Bless his pea-pickin bottom.
I chuckled at Joyce Vance’s line last night: “Given all of that, Pecker makes a lot of sense as the first witness (we won’t be tolerating any of THOSE jokes at this newsletter! We’re a family-friendly operation, and besides, the high-schoolish nature of the jokes at my dinner table is already more than any one woman should have to endure). “
Here is some background and the timeline from The Guardian to help follow the first day of the big event: ‘Trial of The Century - Hush Money Payments/Campaign Finance Violations”. The sex act that ignited this brouhaha occurred between tfg and Stormy Daniels in July 2006. Reports indicate, “it was no big deal.”
Jump ahead nine years later to the August 2015 meeting in trump tower where “according to court filings, tfg was joined by Michael Cohen, his attorney, and David Pecker, the chairman of American Media Inc., parent company of the National Enquirer. Federal prosecutors believe this meeting was central to a criminal scheme to violate campaign finance laws to help Trump win the presidency.’
During the meeting, the group discussed a plan to shield Trump from potentially damaging stories. Prosecutors say this amounted to illegal donations to Trump’s campaign. At that meeting, “Pecker offered to help deal with negative stories about tfg’s relationships with women by, among other things, assisting the campaign in identifying such stories so they could be purchased, and their publication avoided.” (catch and kill) Cohen went to jail for his involvement, Pecker is the first witness today and tfg awaits a verdict. “Odor in the court.”
Jump ahead to April 4, 2023, “Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg announced the first criminal indictment of a former U.S. president in history. The historic indictment and statement of facts foregrounded the alleged effort to suppress information from reaching voters during the 2016 presidential election.”
This brings us to today, Aril 22, 2024, roughly 18 years later, where for the next six weeks or so we will be inundated with the lurid sex life and criminal activity of the most despicable person on the planet. Cheers.
The trump-humpers in her Georgia district, aren't serious about governing. Owning the libs, and kissing trump's orange ass is all they care about. Which is why they keep sending her dumbass back to congress. I wish someone would go check out her district to see what the fuck is wrong with those people. I'd be willing to bet, they're racist, a bit uneducated, and don't have a clue how government works.
Don't know when the awakening will come, but it will, and it might be devastating. She will go down in history as a true waste of Georgia's, and America's time.
LOL! I missed the trolling by MSNBC of the 'leaking Pecker' because I was only listening to the TV, not watching it while I multi-tasked in my home office. Thank you for the 'heads-up'.
Trying to decide between " Greene is also what would happen if Dunning and Kruger had a baby, and then dropped it on its head." and the MSNBC crawl "Trump worried about Pecker leaking" is better. Give them both gold stars.
MSNBC wins the trophy today. Sometimes reality is beyond belief. Former publisher of the National Enquirer is the first witness. He was Trump's scandal handler in case his scandalous behavior surfaced. Aren't you sick of this shit?
We all have to live in the real world and try to avoid scandalous behavior in ourselves and others. With Trump, it is the way he rolls. Lots more than his pecker is leaking.
Transcarpathian Hungarians? Oh my, where did Marge ever hear about that? Obviously, it’s Russian propaganda because Miss Peach Tree dish wouldn’t have seen it in this country because it isn’t a ‘thing’ here.
Sadly, the Space Laser I received as a Bar Mitzvah gift is no longer operational. Otherwise, I would have taken care of that grotesque, sub-human fuck on my own..............a long time ago.
An effective electric billboard would be spork foot jabbering her propaganda then morphing into putin finishing the sentences. How quickly the “commie”-haters turned in to ass lickers for Pootin.
I know that "Hungarians in Transcarpathia" isn't a sexy subject but I thought it was important to let everyone know that US legislation is being dictated directly by Putin
This is where I have to pull the car over before I have an accident laughing. 😂😂😂 Moscow Marge on the cover of the Post 🤦♀️ she probably thinks that’s an honor. she’s insane-and I hope the GOP DOES carry her to term. What a wingnut! Brilliant column Jeff! I’m pulling back on the road now! 😜
Odds that MTG or ANYONE in that party knew the word “Transcarpathia” before the message was squirted out are zero. The game is just about over.
What is it with the trumps and their toilet obsession? Tfg has always been associated with his gold toilets, solid gold toilets everywhere, air force one had one, the white house had them, all his residences have them and anywhere he decides to take a poop has to have a gold toilet ready and waiting. A SS Agent is assigned to carry his personal gold porta potty, disguised as Melania’s makeup trunk.
You may recall Melania refused to use any of the Obama’s WH toilets and entire bathrooms were replaced instead of just replacing the seat portion of the toilets. Snopes deferred by stating, “While there is no proof that Melania' Trump's renovation requirements were of a personal, let alone racially motivated nature, the controversy surrounding her delayed move to the White House until bathroom renovations were completed underscored the complexities of transitioning administrations and the personal preferences of first families.” Very diplomatic of Snopes.
Trumps long winded stories about having to flush ten times, fifteen times or a quick 5 flushes in succession has always been a big hit at his rallies. Those magats love his poopoo stories. Sometime after his ‘toilet tales’ became lore; it was determined those multiple flushes involved flushing secret documents that he used to wipe that were shoved into the gold toilet along with a pot full of his poo.
The Kushners also had their own “Toiletgate” with a report from 2021 suggesting former first daughter Ivanka Trump and her husband Jared Kushner forced the Secret Service to rent an adjacent $3,000/month studio apartment near their residence to use the toilet, rather than use one of the seven in their house, costing tax payers over $100,000.00. https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/14/politics/ivanka-trump-jared-kushner-bathroom-secret-service/index.html
Finally, he accused President Biden of pooping on the resolute desk! (Projection at its finest). “Diaper Don Poorelèone shits and pisses his shorts all day long. I swear that at one of the rallies he took a straining shit right at the podium, hands in the air, his little fists clinched, a grimace on his face, right on the stage! According to his handler on the Apprentice, Noel Casler, he has been wearing Rx Depends since the nineties because of his dependence on Rx Adderall and cocaine.” Bless his pea-pickin bottom.
I chuckled at Joyce Vance’s line last night: “Given all of that, Pecker makes a lot of sense as the first witness (we won’t be tolerating any of THOSE jokes at this newsletter! We’re a family-friendly operation, and besides, the high-schoolish nature of the jokes at my dinner table is already more than any one woman should have to endure). “
If Dunning and Kruger had a baby and dropped it on its head -
First belly laugh of the day and I can check "exercise abs" off my To Do list. Love yer guts, Jeff.
Here is some background and the timeline from The Guardian to help follow the first day of the big event: ‘Trial of The Century - Hush Money Payments/Campaign Finance Violations”. The sex act that ignited this brouhaha occurred between tfg and Stormy Daniels in July 2006. Reports indicate, “it was no big deal.”
Jump ahead nine years later to the August 2015 meeting in trump tower where “according to court filings, tfg was joined by Michael Cohen, his attorney, and David Pecker, the chairman of American Media Inc., parent company of the National Enquirer. Federal prosecutors believe this meeting was central to a criminal scheme to violate campaign finance laws to help Trump win the presidency.’
During the meeting, the group discussed a plan to shield Trump from potentially damaging stories. Prosecutors say this amounted to illegal donations to Trump’s campaign. At that meeting, “Pecker offered to help deal with negative stories about tfg’s relationships with women by, among other things, assisting the campaign in identifying such stories so they could be purchased, and their publication avoided.” (catch and kill) Cohen went to jail for his involvement, Pecker is the first witness today and tfg awaits a verdict. “Odor in the court.”
Jump ahead to April 4, 2023, “Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg announced the first criminal indictment of a former U.S. president in history. The historic indictment and statement of facts foregrounded the alleged effort to suppress information from reaching voters during the 2016 presidential election.”
This brings us to today, Aril 22, 2024, roughly 18 years later, where for the next six weeks or so we will be inundated with the lurid sex life and criminal activity of the most despicable person on the planet. Cheers.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/apr/14/donald-trump-hush-money-trial-timeline
The trump-humpers in her Georgia district, aren't serious about governing. Owning the libs, and kissing trump's orange ass is all they care about. Which is why they keep sending her dumbass back to congress. I wish someone would go check out her district to see what the fuck is wrong with those people. I'd be willing to bet, they're racist, a bit uneducated, and don't have a clue how government works.
Don't know when the awakening will come, but it will, and it might be devastating. She will go down in history as a true waste of Georgia's, and America's time.
LOL! I missed the trolling by MSNBC of the 'leaking Pecker' because I was only listening to the TV, not watching it while I multi-tasked in my home office. Thank you for the 'heads-up'.
Trying to decide between " Greene is also what would happen if Dunning and Kruger had a baby, and then dropped it on its head." and the MSNBC crawl "Trump worried about Pecker leaking" is better. Give them both gold stars.
MSNBC wins the trophy today. Sometimes reality is beyond belief. Former publisher of the National Enquirer is the first witness. He was Trump's scandal handler in case his scandalous behavior surfaced. Aren't you sick of this shit?
We all have to live in the real world and try to avoid scandalous behavior in ourselves and others. With Trump, it is the way he rolls. Lots more than his pecker is leaking.
I recently started watching MSNBC and love that they don’t even TRY to contain their glee, particularly Wallace and Reid.
That crawl is award worthy.
In times past, spies/assets for foreign governments, acting against the interests of the United States, were prosecuted for espionage and treason.
Transcarpathian Hungarians? Oh my, where did Marge ever hear about that? Obviously, it’s Russian propaganda because Miss Peach Tree dish wouldn’t have seen it in this country because it isn’t a ‘thing’ here.
Sadly, the Space Laser I received as a Bar Mitzvah gift is no longer operational. Otherwise, I would have taken care of that grotesque, sub-human fuck on my own..............a long time ago.
An effective electric billboard would be spork foot jabbering her propaganda then morphing into putin finishing the sentences. How quickly the “commie”-haters turned in to ass lickers for Pootin.