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Susan Niemann's avatar

It's a fucking clown car. This cant be real life.

EVERY single decision Trump makes is motivated by money and ego.

I had to laugh about finding a press secretary in a parking garage, tho. 😂

Alina's investment in new boobs is paying off.

We're doomed.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Kristi Noem becomes secretary of Homeland Security. One year later: stray dogs vanish from the streets of America.

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bruce somers's avatar

Secretary Side-piece.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

The Lewandowski of it all. 🤢

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Denise Hall's avatar

Where's the loomer girl's nomination??

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Marycat2021's avatar

She disappeared right after his campaign told him to cool it with the touchy Feely personal appearances. Either that, or the false promise Melania made to return to the WH if he won probably scared her off. And Melania will be spending most of her time with her friends in Florida and her son in NYC.

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bruce somers's avatar

I think she got caught in a bass tournament.

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Barbara Ferrara's avatar

And now Matt Goetz Attorney General???

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Celeste Hardway's avatar

In related news: meat prices have dropped dramatically.

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Rhoda Ozen's avatar

Thats because they’re “Eating the Cats. They’re eating the dogs.”

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Matilda's avatar

They will just say Haitian refugees are eating them.

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Chris Hierholzer's avatar

They make great sausages.

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

New boobs always seem to work out for women. I should have just spent the money on them rather than go to college. LOL. One of the plastic surgeons I worked with in the OR gave us nurses a discount. When we'd do implant surgery the anesthesiologist would call it Bodacious TaTa Day! I loved working in the OR.

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Dr Andrew's avatar

Don’t forget her Botox collagen silicone butt and cheek implants tummy tuck ass implant fake lips and lashes. All will serve her well and okayed by “her jury”: her kids. He needs a new fellatrix since Loomertic is on the outs it seems. What a fucking Kafkaesque nightmare

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Not in the spirit of light hearted banter but I really wanna know: do implants, especially humongous ones, inhibit the analysis of mammograms?

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Cheryl Keeping's avatar

They can. Old retired xray tech here. The implants have to be pushed way back from the breast tissue to get a clear look. My youngest daughter has ridiculous ones, and has had at least one scary mammo that needed follow-up.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Speaking as a man, and I realize I may be in the minority here, I would rather have small natural than gargantuan fake.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Me too, but I don't miss it at all.

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Cathy 98280's avatar

No, no, no! They’re KIDNEYS, not boobs!

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bruce somers's avatar

He misses Ivanka...

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Yep, another recipient of huge new kidneys

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

I wonder if she was forced to get her boobs enhanced as a minor. Part of the grooming.

I just made myself sick 🤢.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

FUX SNOOZE is going to miss one of their imbecilic clowns as well Susan, best we can hope for is a messy beltway flaming clown car crash!!!

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Chris Hierholzer's avatar

They'll be on every day on Fox. Government network.

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Dennis's avatar

Yes, we're doomed. But aren't we sort of privileged to be THE generation to watch it happen? Maybe not a privilege so much as a duty to bear witness, like, what else can we do?

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HI2thDoc's avatar

RESIST

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Nancy Potter's avatar

Maybe we need to keep diaries that are secreted away or buried, not to be found until decades from now?

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Hopefully by alien being’s who’ve discovered the demise of our planet and species Nancy!

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Being part of a historical society of incompetent fuckery, isn’t exactly a great thing Dennis, I’d prefer living in a world where career criminals, execrable tosspots and the willfully ignorant hold no place in a society of people and laws of altruistic nature!

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Vickie Berry's avatar

Well, let’s hope the press grows some humungous balls and puts her in her place every time she opens her mouth.

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James Starr's avatar

but they wont....not even our newly elected democrat senators are doing anything....like Adam Schiff, just making online posts about how our team is ready to work together, and playing all nicey nice...instead of we got to fight and look into this 14 million ballots missing during the election counts

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Our media is owned by 5 Uber-wealthy corporations, who serve the puppet masters and distribute their propaganda for their good, “we the serfs” are merely a means to greater wealth and power Vickie!

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Vickie Berry's avatar

I get that. But, it’s still possible for individual and/or independent journalists if they are allowed in the press room and allowed to speak.

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

When we are still in shock then this ‘lineup’ is pushed on us!

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

No doubt Chris!!

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