Jeff, you're right—there is an endless stream of shit, but you keep hitting it out of the park. You are doing a public service that is that cannot be matched— you let us know, “You're not the crazy one, this shit is absolutely fucking bat 💩 crazy.”
In elementary school, we thought that adults knew stuff and would tell us the truth. But the Republican Party was apparently home schooled.
Ahem—as a former volunteer for gifted homeschoolers/"unschoolers", I would like to point out that there are a number of extremely good reasons to homeschool children that have nothing to do with being religious doo-dahs. Most of those are, admittedly, the Right's fault in the first place, by their refusal to adequately fund public education so that gifted children can't get the education ungifted kids reject like pearls before swine....
Also, "Unschooling" does not mean "No education", it means using real-life experiences as a substitute for rote classroom teaching. Think of it as a series of field trips, then with students writing papers about what they learned during those field trips.
Just because the KKKhrister Right has given Progressive Education a bad name is no reason to assume they know WTF they're talking about.
Awright, a good reminder not to over generalize. It's just that in my limited experience, the folks I know who homeschool tend to be holy rollers/conservatives afraid of the mythical "indoctrination" of the public school systems. Think Betsy DeVos
My kids were educated on the model you describe. Field trips and writing about it. Experiential learning based upon the Summerhill school. Learning from all kinds of folks in the community by going out into the world. My personal favorites were all the many camping trips I got to go on with them.
Those kids turned out free thinkers, activists, and well read individuals. I give their education most of the credit.
I have 8 chickens who lay beautiful eggs. I've outfitted them with tiny Kevlar vests and tracking devices. The coop is surrounded by razor wire and the girls have been trained to fly/hop/belly crawl thru the laser field alarm system. 🤣🐔
Seriously, I give my eggs away to everyone in the neighborhood.
🤣🤣🤣 ass-kickin' chickens!! I LOVED my former neighbor's 10 chickens!! They had a huge fenced back yard, free range, till bedtime when they slept in the coop. Their sweet little clucks ❤️. Jack Russell terrier kept watching over them.
I used to think that the kind of people who would have $100k to blow on a watch were the kind of people who were too smart to blow $100k on a watch. I still think that's probably true, but if they're going to blow $100k on a Trump watch, they know they'll be repaid in other ways. The real rubes are the ones who will buy the $500 model.
I was reading on Threads that Ryan Seacrest has a $6000 toilet. What the hell is that? Does it give you an orgasm while wiping your ass? Does it make reservations for you?
Gotta pay $15,000 PER EGG. Gas is a skillionty $$ per fill up for that $85,000 lifted pick up with custom wheels. Hard to live in a fast food worker's salary. THE $85,000 truck is non-negotiable!!! *"skillionty" source Jeff*
Melonoma's coffee-table book will be out soon, and she's hinting that it will contain some of her old nude pictures...probably wants to get ahead of when Donnie starts to sell them on the internet!🤮
Oh, I’m betting that a whole lot of those magas (male & female) who live in trailers will manage to find enough coins in the sofa, their kids piggy banks, in the washing machine tub, & that coffee can in the bedroom where they empty their pockets of change at night, to buy that book. They worship her as the most beautiful, most stylish First Lady evaah
Charlie Sheen said trump once gave him cufflinks that trump insinuated were top quality. Later Sheen had them looked at by a jewelry appraiser who said they were cheap pewter and bad zirconia
Trump hasn't got a clue what class and quality even mean... As for quality goods, he's far more likely to buy the cheapo knock off and save a couple of bucks--Trump is a classic chintzy sleazebag.
Found the web site. YUK! https://gettrumpwatches.com "The money garnered from the watch sales will not go toward Trump's presidential campaign..." so maybe he selling these butt ugly watches to raise money he owes Melanoma.
It’s definitely bribery from anyone who’s sending Donny $100K for a POS watch. Just think of all the cash Putin, Orban, Erdogon, Kim, etc can funnel to the grifter for future favors!
The level of corruption being exposed is just demoralizing to me; it rivals the infamous corruption scandals of the past.
"Wanna buy a watch? I know you ain't got a watch, 'cause if you had a watch, you'd know it was nighttime. And nighttime ain't no time to be in this neighborhood!"
Well, it's hardly as if you could write these ahead of time. You're more or less doomed to doing the "breaking news" thing when it comes to the GQP, because they get up to just insane levels of fuckery every damn hour. Not to mention that Rudy Hairdye getting disbarred is as unexpected as "dog barks at loud noise."
The DC Bar disbarred Rudy back to something like August 2021, meaning every action he took as a so-called lawyer since then would have been unauthorized. I wonder who will be coming to court for a do-over because they were stupid enough to have Rudy as their lawyer.
At this point, I think Warner Brothers should file a lawsuit against the entire Republican party for copyright infringement. Looney Tunes are still my favorites.
Looney Tunes were funny. This crew isn't funny because they want control over us, and too many people are ready to let them have it. But if this was a TV show and not real life, I'm still not sure they'd be funny. Or maybe they'd have to introduce at least one character who an audience could actually like.
Annnnnd what does that say about the people who voted for him? Looking him up too hard, or they're also on board with his bigoted racism and stupidity?
I'd like to ask that pissant Mike Johnson to name one Democrat who deserves redemption. His forgiveness is strictly partisan. Higgins went on Fox to rant some more and whine about not being able to be as racist as he wanna be cuz first amendment and freedom.
Donny's latest riff is saying Kamala lied about working at McDonald's. Because all aspiring District Attorneys put fast food experience on their resume. As if nepobaby Donny knows fuck-all about how normal people get a job.
🍊 🤡 has never had to write an actual Résumé. His comprehension of actually interviewing for a job is non-existent. He should not be anywhere near our White House! Vote 💙🌊‼️ #wearenotgoingback
Is it possible for evil connards to have redemption, if you’re a practicing fascist, ignoble poltroon and happen to be law breaking racist dross…by prayer? Seems like redemption granted by the little fairies in the sky is a rather curious thing for the mook!!
#CallousClay needs to be kicked out. Since Republicans have no conscience, then Democrats need to get out and work to help #PriscillaGonzalez defeat him. Only 23% of Democrats showed up for the state elections in Louisiana. They need a Stacey Abrams to organize, energize and register voters. Anyone who believes that Trump can fulfill any of his stupid promises, call me. I'm selling my bridge.
Clay Higgins should be in jail. Maybe there isnt enough room in our jails for all these assholes. I hadn't heard what he said...but Holy Mike Said Clay "prayed about it". 🤦♀️ Prayed he wouldn't get arrested. And... "Jesus Christ on a corncob" 😂😂 Thats hilarious!
Dump is dissolving right before our eyes...when it's too much for Fox, then....
Fox cutting him short says it all. They can't handle the beyond embarrassing bullshit that keeps getting worse every time demented Donnie steps up to the podium. In the meantime, that special turd is already shitting bricks about Jack Smith’s new 180-page brief that's suppose to land on Judge Chutkan's desk today. This should be good and the timing couldn't be better.
As a Jew I'm going to do as Jesus commands and that is to go into my closet and pray. I'm going to pray that LDFF and Juvenile Delinquent Vance and the rest of the MAGA assclowns get the beatdown in November they deserve. May there be no redemption for any of them because they are not redeemable. Don't make me go biblical, Old Testament style on their asses. They should be cast into outer darkness.
Good Morning Jeff.. Today we have another installment of “Golf with MAGAS” Well kids MAGA chose to drive me to the course and let me tell ya listening to far right radio for a half hour at high volume taught me things I never knew and encouraged conversation about how the Crips and Bloods have united in Chicago to take over the city and with this large criminal organization they are contributing to the gangs 401 retirement program. I also learned members of the UN laughed at President Biden, made fun of him shuffling to the dais. On the course more discussion concerning an impending trip to Taiwan in February since the Chinese Communists will be taking over the island. Also I was told that former president Obama was interfering with Israeli politics by speaking out against the current PM. Against that backdrop I mentioned Victor Orban schooling the GOP in our country and as a guest of CPAC in Hungary and asked why he was interfering with American politics? His answer shocked me… who is Victor Orban? Needless to say my jaw dropped and explained that Orban is an authoritarian, Putin pussy, closed at least 30 churches in Hungary since they preached against Orban… that’s it folks…that’s about all I could take, except of course mentioning TFG still has to be sentenced for 34 felonies, Jack Smith’s case in DC presenting new evidence of Donald’s criminality including proffers never released… man, those guys were pissed.😡 Just doing my work with a very demure attitude… and yes, taking their money was so sweet. Best to all fellow travelers.
At the age of 72 what do I have to lose? I draw the line at going on a 3 day golf trip with these MAGAS cause I know what happens when adult beverages are involved🤪🤪
Fredo - I have the same regrettable experience with a retired MD who thinks TGF walks on water, that Biden crime family has taken $30 million blah blah blah blah.
The part about Chinese Communists taking over Taiwan interested me. Two immigrant friends get info from allegedly Taiwanese sources. Which polled people in Taiwan who said they would not resist Chinese takeover. Which said that the U.S. told citizens in Taiwan to arm themselves and practice marksmanship, because they would have to fight the Chinese on their own. Which also said the Chinese treat the Uyghurs just fine, it’s American propaganda that claims otherwise. Hmmmm. Far right radio seems in tune with this.
Folks I forgot one essential conversation. I was asked if I saw the interview on FAUX with that Gutfeld fellow and Donald. Well, I said I never watch FAUX and Gutfeld is a unserious man much like Jesse Waters. I was told it was an excellent interview, Donald being a very special boy, gave the right answers to these cheesepuff questions… All I could do was laugh… Boy that pissed those FAUX bots off… Cheers.
Jesustapdancingchrist what is WRONG with MAGA sycophants that they can’t see how out-of-the-ballpark loony Trump is? And his particularly psycho sycophants like Rep Clay Whatshisface who has the IQ of a clay pigeon and the social graces of, of, of a southern legislator; the House needs to censure him right quick.
Yes, this is it. I heard a comedian (who shall remain nameless) say he dropped his hat in the urinal. If it’d been a new hat, he’d have left it there; but it was an old hat with lots of memories, so he fished it out, rinsed it off, and wore it. That bit has come back to me many times as an explanation for MAGAts.
Had he dropped it in the oleaginous sewage that regurgitates out of Trump or Vance’s pie hole, he would have yeeted it into the trash undoubtedly Cassandra!!
It makes you wonder - do ppl realize he was more upset over his failing rallies being called out as ‘boring’ in the Harris debate than showing the slightest concern over what china / russ + co are doing atm? Anyone?
Also - sheer repetition is a powerful thing in the brain - as far as creating, reinforcing and deepening connections re: behavior. ( first rush now fox has that covered…)
I was married to a man who, once he got a batshit crazy idea in his head, refused to budge from it. No amount of reasoning or logic could persuade him. I always think of him when I'm wondering how Maggats could be so stubborn about following Trump. It explains a lot.
Hard to figure who most to be angry at. Higgins is a KKK weasel. No news there. Johnson is about as debased as a human can be. Oh, he always always screams for a custard pie to the face. Adams’ fall was inevitable. And that lardass keeps riffing for the racist rube empire. I’d maybe rate Johnson as the worst, because one imagines he has more of a functional brain, so today I’m gonna be more mad at that little fucker.
Mary Trump said it best: these people aren't afraid to defy trump, they are just like him. He gives them permission to be their worst selves. Lucky us. /s
and Rudy Colludy got disbarred in DC! I missed it because I was too busy writing this thing
Disbarment means Rudy will not be required to pay his bar fees… well that will free up $$ to pay those 2 election workers that Rudy shit on…
I just spit diet coke. Amen!
I read that as "I just spite Dit Coke".
Either way, it's hilarious!
😂😂😂
Like I mentioned the other day-so much shit how do you keep up!!!😊
I don't come close to keeping up. every day there's at least three things I don't get around to writing about
Jeff, you're right—there is an endless stream of shit, but you keep hitting it out of the park. You are doing a public service that is that cannot be matched— you let us know, “You're not the crazy one, this shit is absolutely fucking bat 💩 crazy.”
In elementary school, we thought that adults knew stuff and would tell us the truth. But the Republican Party was apparently home schooled.
Not even homeschooled; they were unschooled. Which is apparently legal here.
Ahem—as a former volunteer for gifted homeschoolers/"unschoolers", I would like to point out that there are a number of extremely good reasons to homeschool children that have nothing to do with being religious doo-dahs. Most of those are, admittedly, the Right's fault in the first place, by their refusal to adequately fund public education so that gifted children can't get the education ungifted kids reject like pearls before swine....
Also, "Unschooling" does not mean "No education", it means using real-life experiences as a substitute for rote classroom teaching. Think of it as a series of field trips, then with students writing papers about what they learned during those field trips.
Just because the KKKhrister Right has given Progressive Education a bad name is no reason to assume they know WTF they're talking about.
Awright, a good reminder not to over generalize. It's just that in my limited experience, the folks I know who homeschool tend to be holy rollers/conservatives afraid of the mythical "indoctrination" of the public school systems. Think Betsy DeVos
My kids were educated on the model you describe. Field trips and writing about it. Experiential learning based upon the Summerhill school. Learning from all kinds of folks in the community by going out into the world. My personal favorites were all the many camping trips I got to go on with them.
Those kids turned out free thinkers, activists, and well read individuals. I give their education most of the credit.
The f*ckery increases incessantly, it seems. As Samuel L. Jackson says "hold on to your butts!"
exactly!
You still do a better job than major news outlets with large staffs.
It's ok, Jeff. We know that you are doing your best against impossible odds.
Do you have LexusNexis?
You're pretty speedy with this stuff.
Also Donny just started selling shitty watches for $100,000 each
Rubes have that much money but can't afford eggs????
I have 8 chickens who lay beautiful eggs. I've outfitted them with tiny Kevlar vests and tracking devices. The coop is surrounded by razor wire and the girls have been trained to fly/hop/belly crawl thru the laser field alarm system. 🤣🐔
Seriously, I give my eggs away to everyone in the neighborhood.
🤣🤣🤣 ass-kickin' chickens!! I LOVED my former neighbor's 10 chickens!! They had a huge fenced back yard, free range, till bedtime when they slept in the coop. Their sweet little clucks ❤️. Jack Russell terrier kept watching over them.
I used to think that the kind of people who would have $100k to blow on a watch were the kind of people who were too smart to blow $100k on a watch. I still think that's probably true, but if they're going to blow $100k on a Trump watch, they know they'll be repaid in other ways. The real rubes are the ones who will buy the $500 model.
I was reading on Threads that Ryan Seacrest has a $6000 toilet. What the hell is that? Does it give you an orgasm while wiping your ass? Does it make reservations for you?
I think it has a LOT of buttons.
Seacrest looks like the kind of person who would have that
TY very much the much needed laugh!
Maybe it is one of Matthew Whittaker's big dick toilets?
🤣
Yup, Russian oligarchs and influencers.
Gotta pay $15,000 PER EGG. Gas is a skillionty $$ per fill up for that $85,000 lifted pick up with custom wheels. Hard to live in a fast food worker's salary. THE $85,000 truck is non-negotiable!!! *"skillionty" source Jeff*
My friend has always called vehicles fitting your description “bully trucks”.
The real question is what does Seacrest do to deserve 28M/yr from reading questions on a card handed to him.
Yeah and how about Vanna? She could easily be replaced
Doonesbury did a cartoon about it. https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2024/05/12?comments=visible#comments
That is so true in way to many MAGA households. smdh
BINGO!!
Trump could start his own version of HSN with all the branded knickknacks he sells. In fact, I strongly suggest it.
Can’t do that from a prison cell!
That was always his real gift- mass marketing
Seriously! Hey, Christmas is coming.🤣🤣🤣
Hey Susan wanna buy a watch?
I’m buying DJT stock for cheap gifts.
Donnie Doofus will probably have another set of solid gold trading cards for stocking stuffers coming out! Don't forget to save room on your list.🤣
LOL!!!
Melonoma's coffee-table book will be out soon, and she's hinting that it will contain some of her old nude pictures...probably wants to get ahead of when Donnie starts to sell them on the internet!🤮
Gross. These people are such trash. 🤦♀️
Slovenian slut
We've all seen them by this time, unless she has some really, really nasty ones no one will buy her book.
Oh, I’m betting that a whole lot of those magas (male & female) who live in trailers will manage to find enough coins in the sofa, their kids piggy banks, in the washing machine tub, & that coffee can in the bedroom where they empty their pockets of change at night, to buy that book. They worship her as the most beautiful, most stylish First Lady evaah
😂😂😂
OMFG. 🤦🏽♀️
🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦
Charlie Sheen said trump once gave him cufflinks that trump insinuated were top quality. Later Sheen had them looked at by a jewelry appraiser who said they were cheap pewter and bad zirconia
Trump hasn't got a clue what class and quality even mean... As for quality goods, he's far more likely to buy the cheapo knock off and save a couple of bucks--Trump is a classic chintzy sleazebag.
Gold plated turd
Found the web site. YUK! https://gettrumpwatches.com "The money garnered from the watch sales will not go toward Trump's presidential campaign..." so maybe he selling these butt ugly watches to raise money he owes Melanoma.
Or to pay Rudy Colludy's bar tab.😂😂
Gee, thanks Susan. Gonna pass. I'm too poor from buying furniture that has me sitting on the floor after two months.
I hear ya! 🤣🤣🤣
Christ, I must have missed this latest grift. And you know there are dirt poor idiots who will take out another mortgage on their home to buy one.
Money on the fact that those watches are not made in USA
Yikes! On a Georgetown sidewalk I assume!
Trump Now Selling Watches https://www.axios.com/2024/09/26/donald-trump-watch-collection-2024
Is this a new way to launder money? Send a few hundred thousand dollars to left and not expect any watches?
Good point. Or even just grossly overpay for the $10 watch as a means of bribery and money laundering
It’s definitely bribery from anyone who’s sending Donny $100K for a POS watch. Just think of all the cash Putin, Orban, Erdogon, Kim, etc can funnel to the grifter for future favors!
The level of corruption being exposed is just demoralizing to me; it rivals the infamous corruption scandals of the past.
Most likely.
What's his pitch?
"Wanna buy a watch? I know you ain't got a watch, 'cause if you had a watch, you'd know it was nighttime. And nighttime ain't no time to be in this neighborhood!"
You’re kidding?! You mean like rubber ones outta Cracker Jacks boxes?
Is this a way to get around campaign contribution limits?
😂😅🤣😅😂🤣😂😅
I mean how hard up is the fool
Pretty hard up , In guess
🤣😂😅🤣😂😅🤣😂😅
He must be more desperate than I thought if he thinks his supporters can pay that for the watch. The ones who can will buy actual quality watches.
Those $100K watches are nothing more than a very thinly veiled way to send bribes straight into Donny Convict’s bank account.
Well, it's hardly as if you could write these ahead of time. You're more or less doomed to doing the "breaking news" thing when it comes to the GQP, because they get up to just insane levels of fuckery every damn hour. Not to mention that Rudy Hairdye getting disbarred is as unexpected as "dog barks at loud noise."
Rudy could endorse for Just For Men. “Our hair dye doesn’t run!”
🤣🤣🤣
There’s always tomorrow.
The DC Bar disbarred Rudy back to something like August 2021, meaning every action he took as a so-called lawyer since then would have been unauthorized. I wonder who will be coming to court for a do-over because they were stupid enough to have Rudy as their lawyer.
That's okay! He'll feed his alcoholism in Fla.
I thought he already had been...?
I have no interest in keeping up with the Trials of Rudy Colludy. I'm just glad he's finally getting what's been coming to him for a LONG time now!
And NY?
Huzzah
Clay Higgins: racist loony tune
Mike Johnson: religious loony tune
JD Vance: misogynistic loony tune
Donald Trump: orange loony tune
Mark Robinson: perverted loony tune.
Actually, you could apply any of these labels to any of them and you’d still be right.
At this point, I think Warner Brothers should file a lawsuit against the entire Republican party for copyright infringement. Looney Tunes are still my favorites.
Looney Tunes were funny. This crew isn't funny because they want control over us, and too many people are ready to let them have it. But if this was a TV show and not real life, I'm still not sure they'd be funny. Or maybe they'd have to introduce at least one character who an audience could actually like.
If it was a show, it’d be a dark comedy and we’d be thinking “glad this isn’t the world we live in”.
Remember when Archie Bunker seemed awful?
Same. Which is why I wrote “loony”. No disrespect intended.
Clay Higgins is a two-fer: racist loon and religious loon
You forgot Scalise and J.Kennedy, also from Louisiana.
If I listed every flaming asshole, the post would have been 2 miles long. :D
😂😂
And both of them are scumsucking misery merchants.
Kay, thats perfect! 😂😂😂
And to think this is a major political Party of the US!
Their official theme song, which should play every time any one of them appear anywhere in any medium, is "The Merry Go Round Broke Down."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTY6ubgC5-c
Player piano version:
https://youtu.be/n73lXCzJUZ4
That's an intense game of "Spot the Looney".😂😂
So, so many….
Brilliant 😂
Right?! That should have been a very loud fire alarm.
A campaign ad at Auschwitz?? How many dog whistles does that encompass? Along with Trump’s suggestion to bar code immigrants.
I would love to hear a soundbight or the post he is a douchebag of the highest order and I just heard of him yesterday!
Yep, saw that. Even though Duke being KKK was obviously a spoiler
Holy shit
Can’t make it as a cop so let’s elect him to Congress - smdh
Why am I not surprised about Higgins. In law enforcement terms, he wouldn’t make a pimple on the ass of a real cop. F*ck him.
Annnnnd what does that say about the people who voted for him? Looking him up too hard, or they're also on board with his bigoted racism and stupidity?
I'm going with option 2.
This is what I find so distressing. He is one person, but how many voted for him? How many Looney Tunes?
So of course people voted for him.
If you want to transport FBI agents impersonating Trump supporters to take part in a coup—-Who ya gonna call? Ghost Bus!
Sorry. I just couldn’t resist. 🙄
LoL
"Ghost Bussers" for the rhythm
Of course. That's what we all said in our heads.
😂😂
👻
💀💀💀💀💀
Donnymentum? No, Donnymentia.
why can't it be both
Donnymentiaum?
the judges will accept this answer
😂😂
Agree!!
I'd like to ask that pissant Mike Johnson to name one Democrat who deserves redemption. His forgiveness is strictly partisan. Higgins went on Fox to rant some more and whine about not being able to be as racist as he wanna be cuz first amendment and freedom.
Donny's latest riff is saying Kamala lied about working at McDonald's. Because all aspiring District Attorneys put fast food experience on their resume. As if nepobaby Donny knows fuck-all about how normal people get a job.
Prayed about it, right 🤦
Prolly watched Pornhub instead
Then, he got called out by his son...who was probably watching the same thing. 😂
😂😂
🤢🤢🤢
Father/Son porn watching duo. Charming.
They have an app that monitors their online viewing... Holy Mike said so. I was like....OMG. The guy is a freak. 🙄
🍊 🤡 has never had to write an actual Résumé. His comprehension of actually interviewing for a job is non-existent. He should not be anywhere near our White House! Vote 💙🌊‼️ #wearenotgoingback
How about Nepofuck. Save a few letters. 🤣
Is it possible for evil connards to have redemption, if you’re a practicing fascist, ignoble poltroon and happen to be law breaking racist dross…by prayer? Seems like redemption granted by the little fairies in the sky is a rather curious thing for the mook!!
#CallousClay needs to be kicked out. Since Republicans have no conscience, then Democrats need to get out and work to help #PriscillaGonzalez defeat him. Only 23% of Democrats showed up for the state elections in Louisiana. They need a Stacey Abrams to organize, energize and register voters. Anyone who believes that Trump can fulfill any of his stupid promises, call me. I'm selling my bridge.
I'll throw in the Tacoma Narrows one for free.
The 1940 version, of course
Clay Higgins should be in jail. Maybe there isnt enough room in our jails for all these assholes. I hadn't heard what he said...but Holy Mike Said Clay "prayed about it". 🤦♀️ Prayed he wouldn't get arrested. And... "Jesus Christ on a corncob" 😂😂 Thats hilarious!
Dump is dissolving right before our eyes...when it's too much for Fox, then....
I want the grownups to take over now.
Fox cutting him short says it all. They can't handle the beyond embarrassing bullshit that keeps getting worse every time demented Donnie steps up to the podium. In the meantime, that special turd is already shitting bricks about Jack Smith’s new 180-page brief that's suppose to land on Judge Chutkan's desk today. This should be good and the timing couldn't be better.
For sure… when will it push him over the edge!? We seem so close!
Another debate with Kamala, that should get the stroke going….
No doubt! 😂
Keep pushing! It will be most entertaining!😂
We'll need video, too. I want to hit rewind over and over. 🤣🤣
Hopefully that edge is on the horizon and with 180 pages of content we're not even aware of, it could be a catsup frisbee marathon.
As a Jew I'm going to do as Jesus commands and that is to go into my closet and pray. I'm going to pray that LDFF and Juvenile Delinquent Vance and the rest of the MAGA assclowns get the beatdown in November they deserve. May there be no redemption for any of them because they are not redeemable. Don't make me go biblical, Old Testament style on their asses. They should be cast into outer darkness.
Jeff's "Jesus H. Christ on a catamaran" is pretty good too
pro tip: any word beginning with a hard C works, the more syllables the better
Jesus Christ on a Cracker because the wafer thing.
😂😂
I don't know about the hard C rule. Christ on a pogo stick was my personal fave, because, you know, the visual.
Love it!
"Corn cob" is the best, though. People used to use those in their outhouses instead of TP.
Biodegradable!
Corynebacteriaceae
Covfefe + C-----
Jesus H Christ in a cornucopia of canards.
Old time comedians were big ‘K’ fans in line with your hard c , coconuts Imageen Koka(sp) any way old school.
I like to use Janet Evanovitch's Christ on a Cracker.
Has there ever been a decent political figure from Lou - Ease-EEE-Anna?
They from another world down there in swampland… they keep gators as pets , don’t they?
John Bel Edwards was a decent guy
*IS* a decent guy, he's not dead 😂
I keep thinking of the gators in the comic strip "Pearls Before Swine".
Cokie Roberts: "In Lousiana, we don't expect our politicians to be corrupt-- we DEMAND it!"
John Goodman's a good guy, and I think he's from Louisiana. But he's not a politician.
I think he’s from MO. He’s shilling for Lucas Kunce
Yes, he is. Getting emails from him on behalf of Lucas Kunce. Great to find out John Goodman is a sane person
He was the same one in Lebowski.
*sane. Auto correct doesn't think sane and I go together. 😜
Read Strangers in Their Own Land. Explains a lot
Internet winner today 🤣🏆🤣🏆🤣💙
I, for one, wouldn’t mind my tax $$ being used to build a new prison to house all corrupt politicians
Will we ever reach a point where these weird ass morons won't matter anymore?
jesusfuckingchrist....🙄
I'm so tired. 🤬😑
Me too, weary
Exhausted
8 years of this shit is long enough
It’s actually 9 years of that f**khead. Its been malevolently trolling America since the escalator incident of June 15th 2015. 😓
Good Morning Jeff.. Today we have another installment of “Golf with MAGAS” Well kids MAGA chose to drive me to the course and let me tell ya listening to far right radio for a half hour at high volume taught me things I never knew and encouraged conversation about how the Crips and Bloods have united in Chicago to take over the city and with this large criminal organization they are contributing to the gangs 401 retirement program. I also learned members of the UN laughed at President Biden, made fun of him shuffling to the dais. On the course more discussion concerning an impending trip to Taiwan in February since the Chinese Communists will be taking over the island. Also I was told that former president Obama was interfering with Israeli politics by speaking out against the current PM. Against that backdrop I mentioned Victor Orban schooling the GOP in our country and as a guest of CPAC in Hungary and asked why he was interfering with American politics? His answer shocked me… who is Victor Orban? Needless to say my jaw dropped and explained that Orban is an authoritarian, Putin pussy, closed at least 30 churches in Hungary since they preached against Orban… that’s it folks…that’s about all I could take, except of course mentioning TFG still has to be sentenced for 34 felonies, Jack Smith’s case in DC presenting new evidence of Donald’s criminality including proffers never released… man, those guys were pissed.😡 Just doing my work with a very demure attitude… and yes, taking their money was so sweet. Best to all fellow travelers.
At the age of 72 what do I have to lose? I draw the line at going on a 3 day golf trip with these MAGAS cause I know what happens when adult beverages are involved🤪🤪
That’s likely a wise decision! 🤣🤣
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Smart man.
"Who is Victor Orban?" LOL You're taking one of the team, Fredo! Thank you for your good works! 🤣🤣🤣
An ignorant MAGA? Surely you jest!
And this guy is a former physician… Go figure😱
Fredo - I have the same regrettable experience with a retired MD who thinks TGF walks on water, that Biden crime family has taken $30 million blah blah blah blah.
Yep. Can’t figure
Ha! I know-hard to imagine 😂😂
Many thanks😀
I would give up golf rather than play with these troglodytes.
As I’ve said.. my work is not done yet.
Well done Fredo! You are our Ambassador to the Dark Side!
Damn, you are one brave and tolerant man. I couldn’t do what you do for one second. I do though appreciate you sharing these moments with the MAGA.
Take care.
I like that your golf game hands them a drubbing. Well done.
I loved this!
The part about Chinese Communists taking over Taiwan interested me. Two immigrant friends get info from allegedly Taiwanese sources. Which polled people in Taiwan who said they would not resist Chinese takeover. Which said that the U.S. told citizens in Taiwan to arm themselves and practice marksmanship, because they would have to fight the Chinese on their own. Which also said the Chinese treat the Uyghurs just fine, it’s American propaganda that claims otherwise. Hmmmm. Far right radio seems in tune with this.
🚨🚨🚨 Fredo,you DA MAN!!! Am damn glad to read your maga golfers are enriching you!!
It's always safe to blame Obama. Didn't we listen to that shit for four years?
Good for you! I’d probably pass on those golf trips!!!!!
Folks I forgot one essential conversation. I was asked if I saw the interview on FAUX with that Gutfeld fellow and Donald. Well, I said I never watch FAUX and Gutfeld is a unserious man much like Jesse Waters. I was told it was an excellent interview, Donald being a very special boy, gave the right answers to these cheesepuff questions… All I could do was laugh… Boy that pissed those FAUX bots off… Cheers.
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Jesustapdancingchrist what is WRONG with MAGA sycophants that they can’t see how out-of-the-ballpark loony Trump is? And his particularly psycho sycophants like Rep Clay Whatshisface who has the IQ of a clay pigeon and the social graces of, of, of a southern legislator; the House needs to censure him right quick.
Here is a weirdly simple explanation for the loyalty (or part of it):
https://x.com/nanaohcanada/status/1839141990149353926?s=46
Yes, this is it. I heard a comedian (who shall remain nameless) say he dropped his hat in the urinal. If it’d been a new hat, he’d have left it there; but it was an old hat with lots of memories, so he fished it out, rinsed it off, and wore it. That bit has come back to me many times as an explanation for MAGAts.
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Super interesting!!!
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Tbh this anecdote is killing me 😆
Had he dropped it in the oleaginous sewage that regurgitates out of Trump or Vance’s pie hole, he would have yeeted it into the trash undoubtedly Cassandra!!
Occam’s razor
Thats good...and it makes perfect sense.
It makes you wonder - do ppl realize he was more upset over his failing rallies being called out as ‘boring’ in the Harris debate than showing the slightest concern over what china / russ + co are doing atm? Anyone?
The look on his face then was priceless.
Also - sheer repetition is a powerful thing in the brain - as far as creating, reinforcing and deepening connections re: behavior. ( first rush now fox has that covered…)
You’re scaring me Susan!!
I was married to a man who, once he got a batshit crazy idea in his head, refused to budge from it. No amount of reasoning or logic could persuade him. I always think of him when I'm wondering how Maggats could be so stubborn about following Trump. It explains a lot.
Hard to figure who most to be angry at. Higgins is a KKK weasel. No news there. Johnson is about as debased as a human can be. Oh, he always always screams for a custard pie to the face. Adams’ fall was inevitable. And that lardass keeps riffing for the racist rube empire. I’d maybe rate Johnson as the worst, because one imagines he has more of a functional brain, so today I’m gonna be more mad at that little fucker.
I was thinking about something more substantial.(Sledgehammer)
Well, anvil dropping is a classic deus ex machina, and mousetrap snapping on the fingers is always great.
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Mary Trump said it best: these people aren't afraid to defy trump, they are just like him. He gives them permission to be their worst selves. Lucky us. /s
Ugh
Dumpty is their Avitar.
Fuck you Clay Higgins, you inbred vest-wearing bitch.
Would it be possible to convince Substack that Jeff Tiedrich needs an "I F*cking Love This" button next to the "Like" button? Just for Tiedrich...
the comments section needs a "yeah, you're right, but fuck" button alongside the "like" also.
They’re trying to provoke, they want violence. Stuff like this and Marcellus Williams is no accident.
The best thing ever created for “The Internets”: https://youtu.be/3BrCvZmSnKA
🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 Best of Net 2024,!!!!!
I love it so much. But I can't get it out of my head. Earworm, but not like RFK jr.
Earworm for sure, but no lasting brain damage. After tRump is defeated, I hope the PTSD fades.
Reminds me of The Gregory Brothers and Autotune the News…
Oh, I LOVE this! LOL!
Have you read the comments underneath? A lot of them are tRumpers thinking it’s the greatest
Of course MAGAts don't recognize parody. Just like they don't know what irony, poetic justice, or hypocrisy are.