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Susan Niemann's avatar

Clay Higgins should be in jail. Maybe there isnt enough room in our jails for all these assholes. I hadn't heard what he said...but Holy Mike Said Clay "prayed about it". πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ Prayed he wouldn't get arrested. And... "Jesus Christ on a corncob" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Thats hilarious!

Dump is dissolving right before our eyes...when it's too much for Fox, then....

I want the grownups to take over now.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

Fox cutting him short says it all. They can't handle the beyond embarrassing bullshit that keeps getting worse every time demented Donnie steps up to the podium. In the meantime, that special turd is already shitting bricks about Jack Smith’s new 180-page brief that's suppose to land on Judge Chutkan's desk today. This should be good and the timing couldn't be better.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

For sure… when will it push him over the edge!? We seem so close!

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Donatella  Dillon's avatar

Another debate with Kamala, that should get the stroke going….

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Susan Niemann's avatar

No doubt! πŸ˜‚

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Charles Austin's avatar

Keep pushing! It will be most entertaining!πŸ˜‚

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Susan Niemann's avatar

We'll need video, too. I want to hit rewind over and over. 🀣🀣

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Charles Austin's avatar

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Rick Calegari's avatar

Hopefully that edge is on the horizon and with 180 pages of content we're not even aware of, it could be a catsup frisbee marathon.

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Mingo's avatar

As a Jew I'm going to do as Jesus commands and that is to go into my closet and pray. I'm going to pray that LDFF and Juvenile Delinquent Vance and the rest of the MAGA assclowns get the beatdown in November they deserve. May there be no redemption for any of them because they are not redeemable. Don't make me go biblical, Old Testament style on their asses. They should be cast into outer darkness.

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Steve in SoCal's avatar

Jeff's "Jesus H. Christ on a catamaran" is pretty good too

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

pro tip: any word beginning with a hard C works, the more syllables the better

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Kay-El's avatar

Jesus Christ on a Cracker because the wafer thing.

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Charles Austin's avatar

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Bethie U's avatar

I don't know about the hard C rule. Christ on a pogo stick was my personal fave, because, you know, the visual.

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Teri's avatar

Love it!

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Betsy L's avatar

"Corn cob" is the best, though. People used to use those in their outhouses instead of TP.

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Kay-El's avatar

Biodegradable!

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Steve in SoCal's avatar

Corynebacteriaceae

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Teri's avatar

Covfefe + C-----

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Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

Jesus H Christ in a cornucopia of canards.

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Old time comedians were big β€˜K’ fans in line with your hard c , coconuts Imageen Koka(sp) any way old school.

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Marie Drozdis's avatar

I like to use Janet Evanovitch's Christ on a Cracker.

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Dave Drell's avatar

Has there ever been a decent political figure from Lou - Ease-EEE-Anna?

They from another world down there in swampland… they keep gators as pets , don’t they?

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Steve in SoCal's avatar

John Bel Edwards was a decent guy

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Steve in SoCal's avatar

*IS* a decent guy, he's not dead πŸ˜‚

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T L Mills's avatar

I keep thinking of the gators in the comic strip "Pearls Before Swine".

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Robert Eckert's avatar

Cokie Roberts: "In Lousiana, we don't expect our politicians to be corrupt-- we DEMAND it!"

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Betsy L's avatar

John Goodman's a good guy, and I think he's from Louisiana. But he's not a politician.

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

I think he’s from MO. He’s shilling for Lucas Kunce

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Yes, he is. Getting emails from him on behalf of Lucas Kunce. Great to find out John Goodman is a sane person

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

He was the same one in Lebowski.

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

*sane. Auto correct doesn't think sane and I go together. 😜

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

Read Strangers in Their Own Land. Explains a lot

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Deb Martina's avatar

Internet winner today πŸ€£πŸ†πŸ€£πŸ†πŸ€£πŸ’™

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

I, for one, wouldn’t mind my tax $$ being used to build a new prison to house all corrupt politicians

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