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Kay-El's avatar

1. Orange Fuckwit is correct that we’re the laughing stock of the world, but for the wrong reason. We’re giving him another chance to fuck us over again. Self flagellation is not a good look

2. Homan seems not to know that cybertruck bomber was a Trump supporter. Oh, the irony!

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Becky Gibson's avatar

That’s what he gets for following his “gut” - in his case, his gut is WRONG, every time. What a fucking fool. And what a fucking tool, as well. There, I feel a little better. Not much, but a little. 😡

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Eva Porter's avatar

The only thing in his gut are cheeseburgers.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

And all of his endless diaper- filling, wackadoddle shit. The faucet in Canada rant should've also convinced some voters that he's never been playing with a full deck but then again, either are many of his supporters. It was reported yesterday that Lake Shasta here in CA, which is a MAGA stronghold, has risen 40 feet since November 18. Would anyone in the MAGA stratosphere report this kind of factual valuable info? Nope, not a chance in hell since they go along with the mango madman's bizarre bullshit notion that a Canadian faucet is the actual source of our water here in CA.

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FTrump And FPutin Too's avatar

We can hope now that the water will revert up into the hills and restore those crispy trees. Maga!

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Lady Emsworth's avatar

I'm hoping next time I'm on vacation and it starts to rain, all that rain will revert back into the clouds!

"Revert" is obviously Donnie's "Word of the Week" - he doesn't know what it means, but he wants to use it just the same. . .

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shee-rah's avatar

“Revert” means water runs uphill. 😆😆😆

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antlisa1201's avatar

I like my crispy trees with ketchup and my brittle forests with extra peanuts.

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Teri's avatar

Rick, excellent news on Shasta Lake's water level! I'm near Chico. Here's Lake Oroville's water level today:

https://oroville.lakesonline.com/Level/

These last two years of weeks long pouring rain "atmospheric rivers" have been dramatically welcomed in our former ten year drought. Right now, fingers crossed, NorCal doesn't need Canada's "water faucet 🤯" located and "turned". Where IS that giant faucet?

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Joel Rosenfeld's avatar

Hey Teri, Ric, et al. : Canada better have that big, ole faucet! I live in A SURBURB OF Phoenix. We haven't had rain in 5 months.. Meanwhile, the moron politicians out here say it's Okay to build! The local ones are all MAGA.(Biggs & Gozar are my Congressmen). Now, we have about millions of new houses and multiple dwelling going up with more plans. We don't have the roads, but the big question is: "WHERE THE FUCK WILL WE GET THE WATER"??

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Itsy Bitsy Spider's avatar

Omg. You are one of the Gozar constituents?? I truly hoped that it was a fictitious parcel with maybe 2 people that voted him to be their representative. I can’t imagine how he keeps getting voted in. Does he really help his constituents? What am I missing? He seems like a wack job to me.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Obviously your politicians are Republicans (Biggs AND Gozar? EEEK!). Can we hear it for AI? I typed Gozar and (now twice) it was changed to "Gaza". Republicans are born with a birth defect that keeps them from understanding consequences. I advise you to sell your house while you can still get something for it and move to California. And I hope you already have low flow showers, toilets and faucets. We don't have that much water, but we make provisions for managing with less.

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Teri's avatar

Joel, the seemingly quiet story of Saudi Arabia's farms in or near AZ and using massive amounts of FREE freshwater for crops shipped back to SA is F'ing unbelievable. https://youtu.be/WH-C47pZM9s?feature=shared

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Teri's avatar

Joel, my longtime friend lives in Las Vegas. The extreme lack of water and The Hoover Dam/Lake Mead status of close to "deadpool" of recent years is a Five Alarm Fire. It's not just horrific lack of water for people, Hoover Dam uses water to generate power to millions.

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Bonnie Council's avatar

It’s all about the money, honey. They care about nothing else. But maybe one of those wealthy developers will go find that big faucet for ya.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

The location of that bigly faucet

like his health plan, is in concept. Glad to see Lake Oroville is also doing well considering a lot our water in Ventura County comes from up there. We're getting very little rain this season as most of the storms fizzle out by the time the rain gets to Santa Barbara.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

I really need to remember that everything he "thinks" is concept, not fact. Thanks for reminding me.

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Teri's avatar

Rick, I was surprised to learn years ago that Lake Oroville supplies drinking water to SoCal. Are u in Ventura Co.? I lived in Ventura for ten happy years till I was priced out due to real estate & rentals.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Yes, and I'm glad that after today it's not supposed to rain for over a week. I'll be able to garden. Does it rain or snow in Paradise?

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Teri's avatar

Ellen, last 2 years atmospheric rivers have completely turned around our ten year drought. Our foothill elevation is 1500 ft, so we get just a dusting of snow each winter.

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SPW's avatar

Obviously between trmp’s two ears.

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shee-rah's avatar

Yup, water on the brain.

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Victoria Wilson's avatar

I totally agree.This is once again a time where our feckless press fucks us over by not reporting major shit to show that LDFF is totally insane.The press are absolutely evil now imfo.

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Ole Anderson's avatar

Would you please stop reminding us that this fat numbnuts will soon again have control over the largest nuclear weapons system on earth!

I dearly wish I could forget that very unpalatable fact.

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Teri's avatar

Ole, I wonder if like Nancy Pelosi in 1.0, a Dem has a secret agmt with a Joint Chief to put him/herself between POTUS & launch protocols. JC is probably maga tho.

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Deborah T's avatar

Cheeseberders!

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂😂

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

And the burgers make him gassy.

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Barbara Morgan's avatar

Big Macs✌🏻💙

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Stephen Schiff's avatar

There is a lesson in this for everyone. In his book, Thinking Fast and Slow, the psychologist and Nobel Prize winner Daniel Kahneman explained how we have two forms of thought processes, one instinctual and the other rational. The fast, instinctual process is a holdover from earlier in our evolution, and is useful for reacting quickly to danger. It gets us into trouble when analysis is needed to discern the truth. BTW Kahneman won the Prize for a series of psychology experiments which demonstrated that people are frequently wrong in making financial decisions thereby falsifying the so called Rational Markets theory.

Nefarious people are effective in propagating their lies because they know that most people will believe the first thing they hear. Don't get caught in that trap!

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SPW's avatar

Thank you. Sort of explains the FOX, OAN, NEWSMAX theory of propaganda. Lie sounding authoritative and correct(maybe)later. No one will hear the correction.

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Charles Austin's avatar

Excellent point!

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Norie's avatar

republicans following their guts. 😱

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Gina's avatar

often giant guts, jutting out ahead of them - they follow their guts wherever they go

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

Actually, they’re following their nuts…the ones in their head, top and mid-section!

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SPW's avatar

And their guts are many and big : ()

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SeekingReason's avatar

Exactly Kay-El! The felon-rapist is too deluded to see that HE is the laughing stock. He isn’t allowed to travel to numerous countries because he’s a FELON!! I consider anyone who comes to him (as the UK did, to be a supporter of him)

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Bob Bowden's avatar

The dog caught the bus, a second time, insisting he will actually drive this time. And 49.8% of American voters thought hmmm, this is a fine idea. Well now we get to watch, popcorn in hand. It might be entertaing but for the fact that WE’RE ALL PASSENGERS ON THE BUS.

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shee-rah's avatar

Or maybe we’re hiding under the covers.

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Kay-El's avatar

I’m not certain they’re supporters, they’re just CYA, but that’s just as bad. No fealty to the Orange asshole

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Never following that girdled gut would be a great idea, there’s obviously oleaginous sewage, or alien life inside Kay-EI!!

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SPW's avatar

And just waiting to burst forth aka “Alien”, right. An oleaginous alien hamburgler?

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the real pambo's avatar

Perfectly put, Kay-El! At 56, I think I can read a room. I have a gut feeling, a feeling, deep in my colon, that tom homan is an absolute CLOWN. He’s a sad, angry clown with only one expression on his face, that must’ve stayed that way after someone warned him that it would stay that way if he continued to be an inhuman asshole.

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Nightmaher's avatar

Human looks like a thumb. He also babbles away likely lying. He said he had 3 decades of something in that mess. Old boy thinks he’s above the scrutiny of his nomination. I hope someone spills his tea!

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

Remember the movie “Goonies”? A character in it was “Sloth”. That’s what one of my daughters calls Homan. 😁

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Gina's avatar

all contemplation of trump & co transpires deep in the colon

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Charles Austin's avatar

He's a thug of the caliber of Ernst Rohem.

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Chet Brandt's avatar

I like the historical reference— and look what happened to Rohm in the end…

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Teri's avatar

Las Vegas Cybertruck bomber at Trump Hotel was a former five star Bronze Star "highly decorated special forces member", and new father. Trump supporter. Shot himself in the head prior to explosion. #FactsMatter https://www.cnn.com/2025/01/02/us/matthew-alan-livelsberger-vegas-cybertruck-explosion/index.html

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SeekingReason's avatar

I hadn’t heard the story of his background. Is this the beginning of MAGA realizing the truth about these two monsters?

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Trying to find reason for renting an ugly Tesla truck driving it to the front door of Trumps Hotel shooting yourself and exploding yourself was obviously a statement, but JFC, why?

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Kay-El's avatar

I’m not sure about the why, but there Is supposition that he used that cybertruck because he knew no one else would be harmed.

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Bonnie Council's avatar

Whatever statement he thought he would make with a Tesla truck loaded with explosives & fireworks burned up with him. We may never know. It’s like trying to figure out why 49% of Americans voted for trump.

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Linda Fulcher's avatar

Not a chance. They will cling to their delusions forever.

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SPW's avatar

There is a story in the cybertruck bomber/suicide. He wasn’t radicalized like the NO killer. The Las Vegas event was a statement of some sort. I feel there is a really messed up individual there. Finding out more may shine more light on motive.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Are you kidding? Wouldn't that involve critical thinking?

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Teri's avatar

Anyone have a theory? No, we don't have all the facts. It so far doesn't add up. Trump supporter. Special Forces guy, very decorated. Chooses a Cybertruck to explode, in front of Trump property. New father.

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Dave Drell's avatar

Theory : Musk- go F yourself, stay away from our fearless leader!

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Bonnie Council's avatar

Hmm, you could be onto something. But, still, crazy.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

My theory is these guys have been trained in what goes bang-bang and gave it a try to random people that they thought would be easy targets (you know, targets of large numbers of people with a lack of situational awareness.)

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Susie's avatar

No they will never admit they were wrong even if they realize it. Like Trump, they need to be right about everything. Never admit they’ve made a grave error.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

A truly sad and amazing story Teri, he was stationed at the country’s psyop military base, for what it’s worth!!

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Nancy Beck's avatar

Don't have a clue, but this one still smells off to me.

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Matilda's avatar

He probably knows but realizes that the base doesn’t want to hear that.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Willful ignorance and gut feelings are seldom correct, just like the execrable wastrel Kay-EI!!

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Debbie  Mitchell's avatar

How do you know Cyber truck bomber was a trump supporter. I haven’t seen or heard anything about that

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

I heard that his wife said he “loved trump”, she also left him last week.

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Teri's avatar

Sharon, that's new info. Thanks. But still.

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Kay-El's avatar

Yahoo News, Daily Beast, and his uncle was interviewed and said as much.

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Kay-El's avatar

I’ve read it several places. I’ll see if I can find them again

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Chris Craddock's avatar

Well you have to hand it to him. He has pussy-grabbed and grifted his way throughout his entire life and has never really faced any consequences. Even when he was dead-to-rights with espionage and election interference he skated by playing rich guy rope-a-dope with the justice system. The tech bros bought the election for him so they could pick over the bones of whatever is left of American governance. Now the drooling dotard will see out his days in comfort. As far as all that goes, he’s by far, the greatest grifter of all time.

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Dianne Moore's avatar

The greatest ever…in all my nearly 82 years have I ever had less respect for a human.

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Chris Craddock's avatar

Same here

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MountainBoyMike's avatar

bigly!

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P123Sunny's avatar

not wrong

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

Grifter extraordinaire!

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

And yet, he always says he's been treated SO UNFAIRLY!

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Schooled by the mob, with Confidential Informant on his side, he’s always been protected Chris!!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Truly, Dump is insane. Completely wacko. His handlers are just propping him up to keep his base salivating. When did Americans become so fucking stupid? And they want to dismantle the Dept of Education.... JFC. Every day, it's something more ghastly than the last. Thank goodness for this community!!!

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Eva Porter's avatar

I was looking at some of the lines from Carter’s “malaise” speech. I think we got stupid when, rather than listen to reason, we let some B movie cowboy delude us with a fantasy.

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Stephen Brady's avatar

Many voters want to hear that there are easy and simple solutions to complex problems...

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Gina's avatar

true - but giant faucet should give pause...

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Chris Craddock's avatar

You would think that normal people hearing that would laugh out loud at the batshit craziness of it. But they don’t. I’m convinced it’s because they don’t actually listen or care what he says. It’s all just about how he makes them feel.

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Eva Porter's avatar

💯 agree. Who doesn’t like the easy way.

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Paula Dean Coykendall's avatar

Nailed it.

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Steve Kelly's avatar

You wouldn't be referring to the RayGun? The one who became prez through subterfuge, lied with grace, fell asleep at meetings and through his anti-government threats increased the debt and added 125,000 federal employees? I'm convinced he's the one who began the destruction of the American middle class (which happens to be the backbone of our country)!

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Chet Brandt's avatar

Been waiting for the “trickle down” effect to happen since 1980…

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Robert Eckert's avatar

The "trickle on" effect, on the other hand, has been quite noticeable

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Janan Broadbent's avatar

💯💯💯Add Newt to that s**t pile…

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

Yup. Ronnie Raygun. What a guy.

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Lynn Horsky's avatar

...then the Moral Majority BS kicked in building the Evangelical Crusaders to Conquer the (Muslim) World for their oil, and make America Pure Again (like, when really ever? and their pastors are straight out grifters) then left Christ bleeding his heart out stuck on the cross and useless forever like the Catholics on the bench, instead of alive and active in the spirits of those possessed with love and need for justice, while they dissed and bleed others for the own gain and call it righteous. Gut is BASE. Gut has thought that has to be processed not only in the brain but in the heart intelligences. And lots of it comes out as sh-t...

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Charles Austin's avatar

He's a figurehead, a distraction like an illusionist uses. The question is who EXACTLY is making the decisions. We need desperately to find that out!

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

Well, Muck and Thiel, for two, are making the decisions. And probably a small cabal of like-minded wannabe world rulers.

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Lucy Guerlac's avatar

Muck and …Steal?

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Steve Kelly's avatar

Indeed. This is the community of sanity and saving grace. Not much else left.

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

Yes, without it, I’d be curled into a fetal position.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Indeed Susan!!

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Tess's avatar

I’m gonna need glasses with blinders on for the next 4 years….so I don’t have to see that face! Have a nice weekend everyone-we will get through this BS!

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David Skoglund's avatar

The face and the voice…. Argghhhh!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

It's worse than nails on a chalkboard. 😭

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arne link's avatar

I just can't listen to that dead voice. I skim past his photo. I kinda wish that Jeff wouldn't show photos of the person who is going to destroy whatever is left of America. Bless Jeff for listening for us.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Jeff picks out the photos where he looks the stupidest. I actually enjoy looking at Super Stupid Trump.

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Tess's avatar

🤣

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

"... an emotional support hat" makes Jeff's posting that toxic bloated face absolutely forgivable.

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Paula Dean Coykendall's avatar

Totally agree! It's perfect!

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Almost.

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

Thank goodness Jeff writes the “interpretations” down for us so that we don’t have to listen to that whiny piece of shit voice!

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Carol C's avatar

Dead voice, exactly right.

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Mary Beth Gapinski's avatar

I won’t listen. I want to so badly slap him but I can’t reach and I can’t day drink my way through the next 4 years.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Wait. We can't day drink through the next 4 years? 🤦‍♀️ OOOOOOKAAAYYY.

😂😂😂

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Mary Beth Gapinski's avatar

I should have clarified. I might not have the funds to day drink daily which I would be inclined to do because of trump. Plus I have more expensive tastes and am hoping none of us will have to revert to guzzling Mad Dog 20/20!

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David Skoglund's avatar

I prefer “Old Tennis Shoe” 🥴🥃

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂😂

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Doc Blase''s avatar

I'm going to try.

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Paula Dean Coykendall's avatar

Nails on a chalkboard sounds like a Beethoven Sonata compared with djt's voice. I'd rather listen to a jackhammer on metal.

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David Skoglund's avatar

🤯🤣

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David Skoglund's avatar

Much,much worse!😱

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Charles Austin's avatar

I scroll past any video of him speaking. I can't afford the loss of IQ points.😂😂

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Dave Drell's avatar

Agreed- he’s a bloviating bullshitting bucket of bat barf.

I turn him off if he ever comes across my screen.

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Patricia Gomes's avatar

🎯🎯🎯 (awesome alliteration ) !

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SeekingReason's avatar

David, It’s hard for me to watch a video or even see his grotesque image along with his Nazi clan. I miss some articles because of that.

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Laura Pizzicara's avatar

That mug, that wimp!! Ugh.

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Susan Keefer's avatar

We hope it’s only 4 years. 😱

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Ditto Tess!!

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Edson's avatar

It is my understanding the horrific incidents in New Orleans and Las Vegas were committed by Americans who had served in the U.S. Army, not immigrants. In the past 62 years as a registered voter, I have never had to do research so profoundly for the truth uttered by an American president-elect.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

The first Trump Administration the Washington Post Fact Checker identified more than 30,000 lies. I know he can break that record. It's a lot of work to keep up with the 💩💩💩💩 that comes out of this man's mouth.

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Cathy 98280's avatar

Hmm…. I wonder if the WaPo is going to keep fact checking him now that Bezos has become an a$$ and ring kisser. 🧐🧐🧐

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

The guy who runs the fact checking the section of WaPo said that it occupied so much of their time that they don't want to do it again. This was before Bezos caved

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Dave Drell's avatar

That guy will be terminated.

Hopefully others will pick up the sword

and slay the dragon!

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

No

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Stephen Brady's avatar

Except, WaPo is obeying in advance, so they won't count anymore.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

The fact check department made this decision months ago long before Bezos obeyed in advance.

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T L Mills's avatar

I just wish the asshole would just, simply SHUT THE FUCK UP--just once. Hasn't anyone told him he doesn't have to have a fucking opinion or every single thing. Jumping Jayzuss on a trampoline--would somebody PLEEZE, PLEEZE, PUH-LEEZE tape his frigging fingers together and hide his phone

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Nancy Potter's avatar

He and Musk both seem to think that the world is just craving their opinions on....everything. Last night, Elon decided to bestow his wisdom that there should be more C-sections so people would have bigger brains.

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T L Mills's avatar

Yeah...read that Xeet or whatever the hell they are called...Elon, since when did you get your ob-gyn medical doctorate degree, bud? Absolutely nothing you posted in that stupid Xeet made any sense at all. Despite having fathered 12 kids, you don't really know much, do you? I really don't think your DNA is worthy of the confidence you rest in it.

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Janan Broadbent's avatar

12 kids-evidence he doesn’t know what causes them

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Teri's avatar

Mole, let's see a certified copy of your medical license. More idiotic white rich white men who don't know zip about bodies, making laws and spreading bs about medical topics. Apologies to all the good white men who use their brains & don't fall into the "stupid maggot white idiot" category.

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Dave Drell's avatar

A “C section” would bring more brains into our world!? Sounds like logic a

third grader might think.

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P. J. Schuster's avatar

Bigger brains is what he’s talking about. He seems to think that a fetus would somehow know in advance that it’s head wasn’t going to have to pass through the birth canal & pelvic opening & therefore would grow it’s brain/skull bigger. 😳🙄

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P. J. Schuster's avatar

The most horrible, misogynistic, stupid thing I’ve heard in a long time is that pronouncement about c-sections made by Elmo. 🤬🤬

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Morgan OCailleigh's avatar

What the actual fuck ?

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Susan Burgess's avatar

That’s the only thing keeping the circus going is never ending yapping. It’s the battery that keeps his devotees charged up

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

It's the Rush Limbaugh approach, broadcasting to the same dumbass audience.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

It's necessary because the Rubes have an attention span and memory of about 1 hour.

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

Not even an hour, Doc!

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Janan Broadbent's avatar

Doc- you are being optimistic!! Lol

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Clint Opine's avatar

I've always likened him to some twisted hindu-type mythological being with an orangutan's body, his face, and eight arms, each hand laden with feces. Endlessly flinging, flinging, FLINGING!!! And no one else has time to think or even breath as we're all so busy ducking the incoming poop.

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Susan Burgess's avatar

. . . the nincomingpoop

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

Duct tape over his anus mouth would help too.

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shee-rah's avatar

And tape up his mouth!

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T L Mills's avatar

Drugs, I'm sure. He's been sniffing Adderall for a very long time and goodness knows what-all else he ingests. Ozempic? Finasteride?

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

All that dumbfuck really believes in is his tee time.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

When I think about Donald Trump's brain there's one word that comes to mind... SAD.

I think it leaked out of his ears and ran away many years ago. Maybe Melania siphoned it off. He has to blabber to everyone else because she won't let him talk to her.

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Gerry Rogan's avatar

When I think about Donald Trump's brain there's one word that comes to mind... NONE!

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

It's hilarious that the intimidated billionaires who own NYT, WaPo, ABC, LA Times, and Fox have to personally polish the turds coming out of Trump's cesspool of a brain in order to retain subscribers in the MAGA cult.

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Paula Dean Coykendall's avatar

I will never forgive you for that picture in my head. 🤣

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Betsy L's avatar

Not even a worm.

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Linda McCaughey's avatar

Worms would starve to death in an empty cranium....

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JOEL's avatar

YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID.

But it is very easy to identify in those red hats.

Today's vote for Speaker of the House officially begins our country's upcoming four-year-long shit show.

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cablecargal's avatar

I've never seen a MAGA red hat in person. Never.

I'm lucky to live in a deep blue sea of nice people!!

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Heather's avatar

My 8-year-old saw one once and apparently gave them quite the loud lecture lol. But for the most part, we thankfully also live in a very blue area!

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Linda McCaughey's avatar

OMG! so envious! where are you?? from your handle, I'm guessing SF....

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cablecargal's avatar

San Francisco! It's really a bastion of blue here.

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

I’m from NJ, I’ve never seen a red hat or a cybertruck. I know I’m lucky.

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Chet Brandt's avatar

Go from Monmouth County on south and you will meet/see plenty of Maga/ red hat people. Take it from a central NJ( exit9) person…

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

I live in Burlington County, this is south Jersey.

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

I live in the Bay Area. Saw two elderly women barely walking out of Costco together, both were wearing those stupid hats! Went with my husband to a VA doctor’s appointment with him and there sat a veteran with a red hat on but those were the only times!

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Dave Drell's avatar

Guess that veteran you saw really likes what Drumpf feels about the vets & military, eh?

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

I live in Berkeley!!!

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Linda McCaughey's avatar

I always wanted to do that....

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Well, you do have to hold your nose with the developer loving city government.

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Linda McCaughey's avatar

Where I live, there are entire houses plastered with so much Trump/MAGA crap that they outdo Halloween and Christmas.

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Patricia Gomes's avatar

🤮 I’d have to think about moving !

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Linda McCaughey's avatar

There are compensations. I see Lake Superior from my front windows!

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Susan Burgess's avatar

I have never seen a MAGA red hat in person either.

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Dina's avatar

Ugh, a few years back, my stepdaughters gave my husband one of those MAGA hats as a "gag gift" (I hope) for his birthday, which didn't make sense at all—first off, we HATE THAT GUY; second, I'm Democrat to the core and he's quite liberal as well; and third, we live in fucking ENGLAND! They laughed and laughed, thought it was hilarious, and even worse, they did it in a public place (a Mexican restaurant—har har har). I was going to make him throw it in the garbage as soon as we got home but thankfully, he was way ahead of me and threw that disgusting thing in the bin outside before we even walked in the door.

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Paula Dean Coykendall's avatar

I'm also a MAGA hat virgin. Ain't it wonderful?!

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Y'know, I haven't either. That's just fine like that. We do occasionally see idiot bumper stickers.

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247kath's avatar

I’ve only seen one - at Halloween a kid wearing one came to the door and I said “oh no one of those horrible hats” and he said he was trump. Scariest thing I saw but realized it’s a kid wearing it and hope he wasn’t traumatized by the reaction🥺

Oh and I’m in Canada!!

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Linda McCaughey's avatar

So, so sorry. I wish I were there with you, but somebody has to stay and protest. We should be eligible for hazardous duty pay.

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

I wish I’d been there for the tender moment when some catchfart handed the old dafter that bonnet. “Look, sir, here is your magic crown that makes you always right!”

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T L Mills's avatar

Wait...doesn't the catchfart first have to have tears in his eyes as he begs the Great Sir to wear his offering???

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David Skoglund's avatar

At levels never seen before…..

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Oiled up massive biceps.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

LOL!

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Donald Lipkis's avatar

A Trump brain scan would show that on the left side there is nothing right, and on the right side there is nothing left.

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Susan Burgess's avatar

Good one

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Dave Drell's avatar

Wow- quote of the year… 2025, only 2 days old, but still damn brilliant.

Allow me to “borrow” that one Don!

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Janan Broadbent's avatar

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂😂

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

If he looked in the mirror while wearing his message hat, he couldn’t read it because it would be backwards s he would sue the Chinese that made it. But sir in a mirror image… never mind yes sue the f king shit out of them another great gut type idea. It ends up right there in your diapers.

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P123Sunny's avatar

“You’d think Elon Musk so transparently, so manically, trying to literally be king of the world might ring a few more alarm bells in that world.”

- @schooley.bsky.social

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P123Sunny's avatar

oh wait - perfect distraction… forgot

😒

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CroneEver's avatar

Meanwhile, Fox News is having a meltdown over Joe Biden suggesting elderly golfer could learn something about decency from Jimmy Carter.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/biden-jimmy-carter-trump-fox-news-b2672090.html?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email

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Malcolm's avatar

Fox News has been having a meltdown forever. If it were a nuke, we would all be dead a thousand times over.

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Cynthia Turner's avatar

Let's petition to have Fox News deleted from our t.v. line-ups for a cost savings. Companies force us to have them when we want our sports channels. Remove Fox. It's a parasite!

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CroneEver's avatar

Meanwhile, 4 armed men shot 10 people to death in Queens, NYC on New Year's Day but Maralardo doesn't care about that, and neither does the mainstream media. Not clickbait enough, I suppose.

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Chet Brandt's avatar

An update: 10 people were shot outside a Queens nightclub where a private event was being held. It is believed to be gang related. All are expected to survive as the manhunt for four gunmen is ongoing.

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CroneEver's avatar

Sorry - I'd only read the first headline and didn't realize the victims survived. Thank you.

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Chet Brandt's avatar

You are welcome.

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Mary Sundberg's avatar

Loved the "emotional support hat". And homan. His gut is big enough to hold many feelings. Can't cure stupid and you can't shine shit.

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Derek Smith's avatar

His gut is big enough to have its own name. (Hat-tip to Garrison Keillor for this idea from Tales from Lake Woebegone.)

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Steve in SoCal's avatar

The "giant faucet" thing was likely a member of his staff trying to explain hydrology using a metaphor, which he took literally

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Nancy Potter's avatar

What if it turns out that the faucet has been on all along and Washington and Oregon (which, for Trump's information, are between Canada and California) siphoned off all the water for themselves?

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Steve in SoCal's avatar

Oh, THAT'S why Seattle has so much water 💦

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Just to spite him. Good idea.

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

They had to draw pictures for him to explain everything and he took it quite literally! Dumber by the minute…

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Linda Silfven's avatar

The man has the brains of a 4 yr old. No wonder he threatened to sue any school that released his records. The only ones stupider are the peabrains who voted for him. This country is doomed.

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