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I've decided that DJT's picks show how much he's one with his followers - he's a TV obsessed fast food junkie, who believes any shilling jackass on TV who claims to be an expert IS an expert, & would do better than any educated expert he never heard of. If they're not famous (or really rich), what good are they?

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For Donnie, “I play a doctor on TV,” means twice as much as, “I work as a doctor in a hospital.”

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Trump pretended to be a CEO on the Apprentice. In his version of ‘reality’ that meant having Gary Bussey and Meatloaf fight in a kitchen. So I guess this makes sense.

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I hate dr Oz with my whole heart and soul, but I do think you misinterpreted him, Jeff. I think he meant if the kids go back to school there will be a two to 3 per cent increase in total covid mortality. That means, if the kids go back to school, more grandparents will die, not more kids. Kids were so resistant to COVID, that if every child in the United States got it, less than.001 percent would die.

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OZ is also known for marketing penis-enhancing solutions. So we'll have another dickhead in the government....

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Speaking of dickheads, Trump has nominated Matthew Whitaker as Ambassador to NATO. You remember him - the asshole who was the former acting AG and invented the Big Dick toilet (for "well-endowed men"). This is surreal; on some days I wonder if I'm even awake or if it's all a nightmare. Oh yes - Donnie is now hawking guitars with his face on them. I can't stand it.

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Holy SHIT!! I didn’t hear about Whitaker and HELL NO to that moron!

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I think you're right Kathleen Weber. He probably made those statements at the height of the Texas-Grampa-old-people-should-just-do-everyone-a-favor-and-die-already brouhaha.

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EXACTLY. I think the 2-3% was a number Oz pulled out of his tuchus. Even so, I think he meant 2-3% of the entire US population would die if schools reopened prematurely. So that means of the 392.5M Americans in 2020, 2% mortality would be 6.59M people. 3% would be 11.78M fatalities. No worries! EVERYTHING IS FINE.

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Got to love seeing tuchus in anyone’s post here W…sayin’!!

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But let’s me careful here. Kids who have caught Covid, especially those who have had it several times, are also susceptible to long Covid. There are kids who will be chronically ill for the rest of their lives. We have abused our children by not providing proper ventilation in schools, removing all mask mandates, but requiring them to attend.

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Kathleen, kids being more resistant to COVID is a new-to-me fact - thanks. But they carry COVID to adults 😱 who are much more likely to become ill or DIE.

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I’m certain you’re right Kathleen, but I haven’t a clue who this OZ connard is, nor any idea of what he’s talking about!

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OMG. You need to read up on him if you can stomach it.

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He’s a quack brought to us compliments of Oprah when she had her talk show. He then had a spinoff show of his own.

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It's nice to see clarification of Oz's comments because I was surprised about the callousness, but even if he wasn't talking about the million-plus deaths of children, we're still talking about a lot of deaths of GPs and the like.

I may have been middle-aged during the pandemic, but I liked living and had years ahead of me, too.

#middleagepersononboard

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One of the very few blessings of the pandemic is that child mortality was so low. That is not true for RSV or seasonal flu or measles.

TV personalities like Oz know you shouldn't ever suggest that the death of millions of children is OK.

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I think she has put a lot of people and things out there without proper vetting and because she has such a large following, doing that is very irresponsible.

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I’m pretty sure she actually apologized for that. Just like Mark Bernett apologized for turning trump into a pretend successful businessman. A lot of good that did though.

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😞

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I'll remind you and have you know that Sir is a leading Whale Psychologist...

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Thanks Hank, so many things in this world are fairy tale like, but this Oz character sounds rather fascinating !!

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Well, Oz thinks Oz is pretty fascinating lol

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Wizard of Oz

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The original was a piker compared to this one.

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We have yet to hear the nomination for Secretary of Agriculture. It believe its a toss up between Mr Ed and Arnold from Green Acres.

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I'd take either one of those intelligent farm animal characters over these despicable douche bags. The fucks of the world bring nothing but hate, control and destruction to that very wobbly table. Rancidswampy wants to cut the VA by $10s of billions and there currently aren't enough resources to help the poor vets who desperately need their services. There also has been infighting reported within the ranks of the Fourth Reich with dipshit Musk wanting to call the shots. Surprise surprise. Is it possible that this cesspool of evil incompetent wackadoddles will implode before they can even get started?

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We can hope.

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You forgot greed. The fucks of the world bring insatiable greed to the wobbly table along with hate, a controlling nature, and destruction.

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The seven deadly sins are a prerequisite of GOP leadership Lisa!!

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Greed is another key component to their playbook. It's never enough for these beyond wealthy assholes.

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I honestly don’t understand that mind set. I think it’s endemic to the sociopath community, though.

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If they implode, our country may implode with them. If they were private citizens I wouldn't care what they do, but bringing together a critical mass of these people hurts a lot of vulnerable people.

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One can hope Rick!!

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Now that’s a show I’d pay to see!

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I'd feel more comfortable with either of them then the people he's picking.

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Both of them are smarter than he is, or any of his minions. By orders of magnitude.

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At least Mr Ed would be able to articulate you know, stuff

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I vote for Mr. Ed

thx for freedom of choice

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So, I’ve always believed that Donnie is too fucking demented to be pushing any agenda so I’m wondering how Stephen Miller and Peter Thiel, these great masterminds of Constitution blasting, are going to get all their hateful shit done with a bunch of bottom feeder numbskulls in these jobs.

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The Federalist Society is steering their rudderless ship, with help from a right leaning SCOTUS!

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"Green Acres" is a comedy from the '60's for our younger folks here. Arnold Ziffle was a pig, and a beloved character on the show. Mr. Ed was a talking horse on a different '60's comedy.

https://search.app?link=https%3A%2F%2Fcatchycomedy.com%2Fstories%2Farnold-the-pig-almost-had-his-own-show-after-green-acres&utm_campaign=aga&utm_source=agsadl1%2Csh%2Fx%2Fgs%2Fm2%2F4

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Thanks Teri, I knew Mr. Ed of course, of course, but Green Acres premise and musical opening, being a blues/jazz fan was abhorrent, never watched it! I’m sure I didn’t miss anything, did I?

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Green Acres was silly, lots of wacky people like Mr. Haney, who was an old school traveling salesman. Sam, the general store guy. Lived with my sis, who couldn't sleep without the TV on. Green Acres was her cue to hit the hat. I stayed up to watch.

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Not a damn thing. Saw it once. Enough.

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Green Acres had THE BEST. theme song of any comedy. “The stores…the chores… you are my wife… goodbye city life” .

For drama, nothing could match the theme song from PERRY MASON.

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Readers should know by now how to google stuff.

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Betsy DeVos. She has as much background in Ag as she did in Ed

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Arnold Z 🐷has more on the ball than the entire red tide of cabinet picks , and he tastes yummy on the bar be !

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Does that mean the SecWine will be Hannibal Lecter? Actually, old Hannibal could cover the Bean Lobby, Dept. of facial protection, and Friendship Outreach.

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Don’t remember Arnold… but know the story of a pig bearing the name P123, was he pig as well?

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Perhaps Ammon Bundy would be a "make-'merica-great-agin" candidate.

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Jesus christ! Don't give donnie any ideas. Ammon wears a cowboy hat all the time, which I'm sure makes him "manly" and "rugged" to donnie.

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😂😂😂😂

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He nominates people because they HAVE A LOOK! How America elected this small-minded, felonious, degenerate failed businessman is beyond me. What are the chances that congress won't let this happen? Also, kudos to the hacker that is going to bring down Gaetz.

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If the Senate is in forced to recess, every single one of these dimwitted derps will become Trumps cabinet Hazel!

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We are doomed.

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Have some faith Hazel in the last few days the Senate in it’s current form passed many district judges because they could and will keep at it, Shumer is DOING THE WORK!

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I don't think that's going to happen -- the Senate going into recess, I mean. Mitch McConnell has said it's not going to happen, for one thing. I can't remember how long it's been since the last recess, but it may have been before the Obama administration. John Thune seems pretty willing to go along with the administration, but he's not Trump's biggest fan, for what it's worth. The Senate can't be forced to go into recess unless they decide they want to.

Also, by law, the recess has to be 10 days or more in length before the President can make a recess appointment, and the appointment only lasts until the next recess. A shorter recess doesn't count.

Just because Trump has demanded it doesn't mean it's going to happen. I am still concerned about this, but it isn't one of my top-tier freakouts right now lol.

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There’s a sucker born every minute. P.T. Barnum

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Half the tosspots in this country didn’t know the con, and were certainly the marks!

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Right?? He thinks he's casting for a new season of The Apprentice. "This'll look *great* on TV!"

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Sad truths Crone!!

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Well, for starters every pick of the bloated orange is an accomplished propagandist, groomed to look good on TV while telling lies with assurance and smiling, toothy sincerity. Who better to reassure the peasants who are beginning to wonder why the price of eggs is STILL going up? They will tap dance, wave their top hats and canes and tell us all to look over there while they sweep all the unsightly stuff under the rug.

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Then we'll have to choose between Justa Dick or Elon to be sworn in as president.

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I’m outta words. And them’s just the top dogs we’ve heard of. The next level and the level below that… them’s the ones who’ll be salivating at the chance to fuck people over and will enthusiastically wield the axes. And still I repeat, fuck them mooks.

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Ok, these shiny objects are the distraction. He's filling the under cabinet positions with Federalists and Heritage players. Leonard Leo is running that show. This is all part of 'look over here, don't look over there." They know half of the country are idiots and don't care. Their shadow government is transitioning to be the bones of this autocratic government.

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Please end this nightmare.

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Appears you don’t have any of the Van Winkle DNA in you sadly Deb!!

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Exactly Lisa, I see little “we the serfs “ can do about the neofeudalism taking place today, aside from leaving the country and allowing the unctuous derps who put their lives in the hands of a mookish career criminal burn the place to the ground!!

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I’m waiting and a resident in another country where I need SS checks it may need to go to ‘REFUGEE’ status. Not a word so far on any of that other than one outspoken SSA boss he is great. He follows all posible outcomes. We’re screwed but it will drip downward until collapse about 2031. I’ll remember his name but on FB everyday Medicare and Medicaid help now too.

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It is Dr.Ed Weir PhD Former SS Manager he’s not bs.

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It’s YouTube.

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the treasury will be ripped off within weeks

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Maybe I've just watched too many Ocean's whichever movies, but I do wish the orange menace would go after Elno when he inevitably lines his own pockets from the Treasury. Or that we had a semi-independent AG who would go after him.

Because then, Elno would not want to pay the money back, so he'd have to go find another place to live (perhaps one without an extradition treaty with the US), and he'd never be able to come back until he repaid it (or until Trump let him come back or whatever). We'd be rid of him for at least a little while. It would most certainly fuck with his head, and maybe even get rid of him for good, especially if we ever get another chance at the presidency. A bargain at any price!

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Don’t ever forget that sentiment Lynn, it’s something that might happen to be part of the plan, especially considering the Yuan, Ruble and Crypto fascination Trump seems to love!

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The reality of Dipshit Donnie has ALWAYS been worse than anything you can ever imagine. As ridiculous and chaotic as his Junk Drawer Cabinet is, everything about it in practice (even if they all don't get confirmed and he picks some other bozos) will be so much worse than we think.

I don't even know the point I'm making...it's just that sometimes I feel as if I should clean out my walk-in closet and just hide there for the next 4 years to save my sanity!!!

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We were at a restaurant earlier tonight and our waitress stated loudly how distraught she was over the election. She said she hasn't turned on the news since the election. She can't stomach it. I raised my hand and loudly told her she wasn't alone. I can't watch it anymore. We loudly talked about how stupid, misogynistic and racist this country. Every day I tell myself to engage in radical acceptance. It is what it is. I'm going to find joy in this life if it fucking kills me. Or them. FUCCCCCKKKKK!!!

Hang in there. For now we can come here and be with our people. We have each other. Remember to breathe. I'm going to take a yoga class. My therapist said I have a hard time physically relaxing.🤣 I can't throat punch people, so yoga it is. I hate exercise. 🤨 But, I'll fucking try it.

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I can't physically relax either. I hope yoga works for you. I tried it, and I'm sure it's just me, but my mind is😵‍💫 and I'm saying "fuck, fuck, fuck", and twisted up like a pretzel!

I may try interpretive dancing!💃

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Precisely.

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We have axes too.

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You got that right Neal, and they’re all mooks from where I see things!

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Dear Jeff, I do hope you continue to show up here on Substack as I am not sure I can mentally afford another social media channel. I have to say I fully enjoy your wit and the illustrative names that you offer to these folks. Sometimes, it just sets me to giggling and thus starts my day with a smile. Sort of the reassurance that I am not the only one that sees that the emperor forgot his clothes. Today's column, as my latest enjoyment, has started me off on the right footing to face the rest of it. Thank you!

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I'm right there with ya. I refuse to play the libs-to-the-four-corners-of-the-cyberdiaspora game. Jack Dorsey can eat a bag of dicks, and share the best ones with Musk and Zuck. This place eats up enough of my screen time.

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Ditto. Wankers on bended knees.

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Ok, I'm gonna take the sell-out flogs and get 'em overwith right quick. @muellershewrote disclosed that Bluesky is no longer being run by Jack Dorsey, but by the daughter of immigrants. Ok. Alright. I made an account. A placeholder to get my user name. Which I also did on Post and Spoutible, and both were a complete waste of time. So we shall see. Subby is still my go-to tho, especially if I decide to start writing my own.

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Act fast!

Opportunities to buy a Cabinet seat or Ambassador role are ending soon!

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When can I bid on an ambassadorship ? I’d love to go see Europe before The Great Leader lets his handler Vlad the Mad turn it into a sheet of irradiated nuclear glass !

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I think you can check into any Trump rat-infested Hotel. Make sure you ask for the special “Secret Service” rate. You’ll need at least ten nights to qualify for Europe.

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So he's not just selling classified information...

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Oh Deb. He’s got Cabinet posts, sneakers, bibles, watches, Top Secret and Q Clearance badges, intelligence information, whatever anyone needs.

Hurry, while supplies last!

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