Could go either way, really. A point - unlike most defendants, he had zero support with him. No wife, no children, no one. He stood alone. Take a moment to appreciate the damage to his psyche.
Here's a guy who goes at great lengths to only deal with people who agree with him every step of the way because his ego is so glass-thin that it bears no contradictory information whatsoever before shattering.
Alone. In a room where most everyone is justifiably angry at him. Some may hate him. A man who puts a lot of effort into never looking at angry faces and always reassuring himself he has the support of millions.
On paper.
When things are going well.
But when he's in the crosshairs of the consequences of his own actions? Alone.
That OrangeShitstain has the thinnest skin and he can’t handle the TRUTH .. he wouldn’t know the Truth if it smacked the fuck out of him and laid him out. He’s a lifelong Grifter who needs to go to prison.. but I’m totally ok with him getting the Fuck beat out of him just for shits and giggles. I’m simple that way..
Just take one look at those fish-belly bags under his eyes. While he is putting makeup on his hands a little under-eye, orange concealer might also be in order.
That was my theory because if he was my client, I’d want him sedated. With that said, the Adderall thing makes more sense. Nothing that he or his attorneys do will keep him in line for the entirety of this trial.
I’m more inclined to believe what you said; that he was up all night snorting adderall and just crashed. I have some experience in matters like that. Just not with Adderall.
feel free to keep any money I've spent on you posts so far. I'm not able to read them giving the amount of email I'm getting. Old friends are getting spammed etc.
And full of a Second Amendment in his pants. Still laughing at that line and that hilarious expression on his face that looks like he blew a load. Very funny shit Jeff.
The first thing I thought of when reading about Trump repeatedly nodding off at his criminal trial was that he was experiencing depression and was trying to escape the moment the best way available to him. Six weeks with no rallies, limited to his whiney, failing Truth Social and brief appearances at breaks must be highly depressing for him. This criminal trial will undoubtedly make his dementia worse and more visible. As Jeff would say, "Boo fucking Hoo."
There's always the weekends for cult gatherings and mass grifting. Gotta keep slinging the red meat to the losers or they might not cough up their tithes.
This is when you know a Trump supporter is one of the most stupid people on the world….i read an article about some trumper who had bought a bunch of the stock when it came out and now lost a ton of money in it. The reporter asked him if he was upset about it and he replied that if he could he would buy more because as soon as doofus becomes president the stock will skyrocket. I cracked up for about five minutes at what a complete idiot who has enough cash to invest in the stock market thinks is going to happen to stock that is plummeting and will be worth zero by the end of year. I don’t have a bit of sympathy for him. He thinks he is really savvy in the market and he is getting his ass handed to him very soon because he continues to be brain dead and believe in a huckster. It reminds me of when I had used to talk to Amway disciples who were going to get rich selling all that crap but just ended up with a lot of it in their basements. At least they could use it to wash clothes, but the Trump stock will be at zero by EOY. Idiots—every single one of them and they will never live that down.
Yeah. About 30+ yrs ago I finally talked my West Coast friend into realizing Amway was a scam and to drop it. And today... yup, you guessed it. He is a Trumper.
“As DA Jeff Berman has documented in “Holding the Line,” Trump got his corrupt AG Bill Barr to undercut the usually independent SDNY so it would go after Michael Cohen while sparing Individual #1, ie: Kingpin Trump! That’s why this hugely important case limps into court 8 years late. What Trump did here he’d do with DOJ everywhere if he ever becomes POTUS again.”
I hope he has a fatal disease but I’ll be really thrilled if he has Alzheimer’s. They’ll throw him in some home and throw away the key. No one will ever come see him and he will just go away.
I like your "throw away the key" part. I hope he's as fully cognitive (as possible) so he gets the full hellishness of prison time. Hoping he lives a long miserable life behind bars. No TV,wifi, phone. Just alone with his own "thoughts", i.e., grievances.
The thought occurs: the ReichsTwitter account is broadcasting even when he's in the courtroom. Trump may have a "Secret Service doesn't know how to guard him in Riker's" issue, but Dan "Thumb Boy" Scavino does not. And I'm willing to bet there will be whining at contempt time that Trump himself didn't violate the gag order. Fine. Toss Scavino's soft white ass into Riker's. The problem will solve itself.
Susan, We hear over and over that it's impossible to jail Trump because of the Secret Service detail. Really? I keep thinking about Napoleon and parking him on an island (Elba and Saint Helena). Why? Jail = a space to contain Trump whereby all the limitations of a Rikers Island apply. Done. Also, if Trump is found guilty, he needs to be stripped of his presidential privileges. The military provides for this. As the once upon a time Commander in Chief, Donny could be counted as serving in the military (I know, hard to swallow that one!) and with a dishonorable discharge, he would lose EVERYTHING. And may he rot there alone.
"With this characterization of service, all veterans' benefits are lost, regardless of any past
honorable service. This type of discharge is universally regarded as shameful, and the
social stigma attached to it makes it very difficult to obtain gainful post-service
employment. Additionally, US federal law prohibits ownership of firearms by those who
have been dishonorably discharged. [2] In most cases, a person who receives a
dishonorable discharge loses the right to vote and the right to receive governmental
It’s evident that even being drugged up to his eyeballs can’t keep Donny from behaving like a “ginormous asshole.” Because that’s all he knows how to do.
Truth Social stock prices have further to fall. It's what happens to meme stocks of companies that are financially underwater and propped up by a few loyal fans who don't mind losing money because somehow it's a badge of honor to support Dear Leader. They should know by now that everything Trump touches, dies.
If this were anyone else, I would be pitying the state he's in, the stress he's under, but I cannot find it in my heart to forgive him for being a weak, completely selfish fuck who sold us all out, lock, stock, & barrel, to Putin. Not just the US -- Trump and his minions are giving him Europe, too.
If that weren't enough, he's enabled a bunch of petty dictators like Gov Dr Evil Hot Wheels, who isn't even bothering with concentration camps -- migrants go straight to the ovens (or in this case, razor wire.)
I have no pity or forgiveness for the entire bunch of them. Let them languish in prison long enough to lose all hope, then send them to hell. And it pisses me off that I feel justified for wishing this.
What certainly won’t happen to Trump is what the historian Livy described as “the old punishment,” dealt out to traitors in the pre Republic days. He will not be stripped. His neck will not be pinned to a wall with an oversized fork. Two burly men with clubs will not show him the error of his ways. And for this, we can all be thankful, especially him. However, I do feel that, to paraphrase Philip Marlowe, the batting staff of the New York Yankees couldn’t give him what he deserves.
I was thinking it’s part and parcel of Alzheimer’s symptoms. And old age. And the result of extreme meltdown posting all night and into the early morning hours, emanating from his paranoia, fears and high anxiety. And his drug regime. And having to endure hours of being compelled to sit in an environment completely out of his control. And….
To me, it looks ADD/ADHD + having to sit in one place for hours on end, probably exacerbated by lack of sleep. (One reason stimulants like Adderall or Provigil are prescribed for ADD/ADHD.) It's also a lot harder to manage when dementia's involved.
(My dad had dementia and ADD/ADHD; he was nothing like Trump (and despised him) but did develop a lot of obsessive/compulsive behaviors as the dementia progressed -- for example, he accumulated enough boxes of KN95-type masks in the 2-3 years before he died to fill a 6-ft high cabinet, even though the asthma he had for most of his life had been cured more than a decade earlier. Since 2020, it's been a family maxim that Dad would have been better-prepared than anyone to deal with the pandemic.)
I am so sorry about your father. It's tragic to watch. I'm just hoping that Twitler hits the down hill slide fast now, so there is no way that he could be on the ballot. That said, if he's propped up like Ronnie, who knows who will be the monster behind the scenes running the show. I have zero faith in Congress and SCOTUS is terrifying.
and it comes with built-in punishment for bad behavior :) He might be able to rant all he wants behind bars, but if he tries that in a courtroom, he could end up in the hoosegow across the street for contempt easily enough.
"I made a second amendment in my pants." Who did that!? 😂😂😂 And Elise.... honey, you're not going to be the vice president, ok? I cant believe this is even real life...
I love everything you write and can’t keep a smile off my face and glee in my heart.
However, I draw the line at the kids. Agree 100% the Dump has no interest in his son’s graduation BUT to call his son “freakishly tall son” is well, uncalled for. I’m sure this, what, 18 year old, would prefer to be several inches shorter and of course, would MUCH prefer to not be Trump’s son. Neither wish can come true. Leave the kid out of it.
there's an alternate theory that Trump's lawyers kept him sedated so he wouldn't melt down in the courtroom. I'm not buying it
Temper Tantrum Trump would never allow his half ass lawyers to give him a sedative.
Trump just came down from an Adderall or cocaine high and couldn’t get his fix.
This one gets my vote lol
Trump is asleep again today!
Being a complete asshole is hard work !
The photos make me wonder whether D-F-F is painting his eyes bags a different color than his face. Kinda look purple to me.
That's probably the natural color at this point.
Agree.
Crash!🥴🥴
And burn….🔥 straight into the abyss.
💯 correct
For a good laugh: https://youtu.be/AVetNcRKTF0?si=ddB_HQVPYW8z1y7e
At least this toddler makes sense…sort of. Is he planning on running for president ?
Little Donnie may be too far gone to know if they did. But I'm not buying it, either!
No if it was that he’d have been agitated. I believe they slipped something to him
Could go either way, really. A point - unlike most defendants, he had zero support with him. No wife, no children, no one. He stood alone. Take a moment to appreciate the damage to his psyche.
Here's a guy who goes at great lengths to only deal with people who agree with him every step of the way because his ego is so glass-thin that it bears no contradictory information whatsoever before shattering.
Alone. In a room where most everyone is justifiably angry at him. Some may hate him. A man who puts a lot of effort into never looking at angry faces and always reassuring himself he has the support of millions.
On paper.
When things are going well.
But when he's in the crosshairs of the consequences of his own actions? Alone.
I understand why he might be tired.
And point.
And laugh.
That OrangeShitstain has the thinnest skin and he can’t handle the TRUTH .. he wouldn’t know the Truth if it smacked the fuck out of him and laid him out. He’s a lifelong Grifter who needs to go to prison.. but I’m totally ok with him getting the Fuck beat out of him just for shits and giggles. I’m simple that way..
I went and did this into an entire article. I never shut up.
https://open.substack.com/pub/endlessnameless/p/psychological-kidney-punch?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=29z8f0
Terrific. Thank you
Any time!
Just take one look at those fish-belly bags under his eyes. While he is putting makeup on his hands a little under-eye, orange concealer might also be in order.
That's not makeup, it's cheeto dust. 😆
Oh fuck that was funny Donna!!!
😁
😂
🤣🤣🤣🧀🧀🧀
While everyone is giving him makeup tips…maybe he should paint wide-awake eyeballs on his eyelids
That was great!
😆😆😆
I think those bags under his eyes need a contrasting color, maybe purple eye shadow there would really make those eyes pop.
🤣😂
Conspiracy theory: someone switched his Adderall with Z-Quil.
Dozin' Don looked like he just came off a five day bender. Looked absolutely terrible. Yeah, this is who we want to lead us.
Joe Biden should start using that moniker in his rallies when talking about his opponent.
That was my theory because if he was my client, I’d want him sedated. With that said, the Adderall thing makes more sense. Nothing that he or his attorneys do will keep him in line for the entirety of this trial.
I’m more inclined to believe what you said; that he was up all night snorting adderall and just crashed. I have some experience in matters like that. Just not with Adderall.
That's what I assumed.
100% this was my first thought when I heard about the big ol' dummy falling asleep. Someone mashed up a Tylenol PM and threw it in Diet Coke.
I'd keep him sedated too if I were his lawyers. Simply to get him to the end of the trial so he'll pay them.
If he was sedated, maybe they hired Stormy Daniels to slip it to him. She's his type!
feel free to keep any money I've spent on you posts so far. I'm not able to read them giving the amount of email I'm getting. Old friends are getting spammed etc.
Hi Jeff - please unsubscribe me. I'm unable to do so. You're too popular. thanks for your consideration. - leigh
And full of a Second Amendment in his pants. Still laughing at that line and that hilarious expression on his face that looks like he blew a load. Very funny shit Jeff.
He tried using anally ,but his sphincter couldn’t hold it in long enough to get a buzz 🐝. He’ll never be able to do the jail house butt smuggle !
Happy second day of Hush Hashanah everyone!
LOL My favorite holiday!
🤣🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼
Is this anything like Festivus? He seems to have a lot of grievances.
It will be once he’s off to prison!
The first thing I thought of when reading about Trump repeatedly nodding off at his criminal trial was that he was experiencing depression and was trying to escape the moment the best way available to him. Six weeks with no rallies, limited to his whiney, failing Truth Social and brief appearances at breaks must be highly depressing for him. This criminal trial will undoubtedly make his dementia worse and more visible. As Jeff would say, "Boo fucking Hoo."
There's always the weekends for cult gatherings and mass grifting. Gotta keep slinging the red meat to the losers or they might not cough up their tithes.
also Wednesdays, the court is closed to the trump trail.
TRump will have CuLt 45 rallies on weekends - you can bet on that. He feeds off of their hatred energy. It nourishes his sense of importance. Yuck.🤢
Right. I had forgotten abut weekends. It will be interesting to hear if the gibberish content increases as he comes under increasing pressure.
It is difficult to imagine a higher payload of gibberish than his Gettysburg Address
Check out Randall Stephens,
@Randall_Stps on the Elmo platform, hysterical clip on that exact WOW address.
This is when you know a Trump supporter is one of the most stupid people on the world….i read an article about some trumper who had bought a bunch of the stock when it came out and now lost a ton of money in it. The reporter asked him if he was upset about it and he replied that if he could he would buy more because as soon as doofus becomes president the stock will skyrocket. I cracked up for about five minutes at what a complete idiot who has enough cash to invest in the stock market thinks is going to happen to stock that is plummeting and will be worth zero by the end of year. I don’t have a bit of sympathy for him. He thinks he is really savvy in the market and he is getting his ass handed to him very soon because he continues to be brain dead and believe in a huckster. It reminds me of when I had used to talk to Amway disciples who were going to get rich selling all that crap but just ended up with a lot of it in their basements. At least they could use it to wash clothes, but the Trump stock will be at zero by EOY. Idiots—every single one of them and they will never live that down.
Yeah. About 30+ yrs ago I finally talked my West Coast friend into realizing Amway was a scam and to drop it. And today... yup, you guessed it. He is a Trumper.
"Amway" describes Trump's business interests quite accurately.
I think I saw that too, he was wanting more tanking junk stock because dear leader "was in charge of it and has a plan" #SAD
See now I was immediately thinking Adderall 🤷
Too bad he didn't fall down and die mysteriously...
Hope the judge gives him enough room to "hang himself"
Thank you Jeff for keeping it fun and real 💙💙💙
Perhaps Sudden Death Syndrome?
Or Sudden Asshole Death Syndrome. Yes, it's very SADS.
🏆🏆🙂
SADS!!! 😂😂😂🔥🔥
Spontaneous combustion ? 🔥
That’s always my choice.
I love how you left off the “human” part of the term!
From Tribe Law:
“As DA Jeff Berman has documented in “Holding the Line,” Trump got his corrupt AG Bill Barr to undercut the usually independent SDNY so it would go after Michael Cohen while sparing Individual #1, ie: Kingpin Trump! That’s why this hugely important case limps into court 8 years late. What Trump did here he’d do with DOJ everywhere if he ever becomes POTUS again.”
When will Bill Barr be prosecuted?
Agreed they all have broken the law and betrayed the US
PUT THEM ALL IN JAIL
Yes!
Or the Congressional reps & Senators who colluded with tRump?
He looks absolutely terrible. Hopefully he feels just as bad on the inside. He deserves all of it.
I hope he has a fatal disease but I’ll be really thrilled if he has Alzheimer’s. They’ll throw him in some home and throw away the key. No one will ever come see him and he will just go away.
Like father like son !
I like your "throw away the key" part. I hope he's as fully cognitive (as possible) so he gets the full hellishness of prison time. Hoping he lives a long miserable life behind bars. No TV,wifi, phone. Just alone with his own "thoughts", i.e., grievances.
All of it and so much worse/more.
DJT down another 3 bucks right now. I hope the trial goes down like the stock, in the shitter.
The thought occurs: the ReichsTwitter account is broadcasting even when he's in the courtroom. Trump may have a "Secret Service doesn't know how to guard him in Riker's" issue, but Dan "Thumb Boy" Scavino does not. And I'm willing to bet there will be whining at contempt time that Trump himself didn't violate the gag order. Fine. Toss Scavino's soft white ass into Riker's. The problem will solve itself.
Rikers is right across from the Courthouse.
Convenient!
They have cots for naps there...
If you can block out the constant din.
Susan, We hear over and over that it's impossible to jail Trump because of the Secret Service detail. Really? I keep thinking about Napoleon and parking him on an island (Elba and Saint Helena). Why? Jail = a space to contain Trump whereby all the limitations of a Rikers Island apply. Done. Also, if Trump is found guilty, he needs to be stripped of his presidential privileges. The military provides for this. As the once upon a time Commander in Chief, Donny could be counted as serving in the military (I know, hard to swallow that one!) and with a dishonorable discharge, he would lose EVERYTHING. And may he rot there alone.
"With this characterization of service, all veterans' benefits are lost, regardless of any past
honorable service. This type of discharge is universally regarded as shameful, and the
social stigma attached to it makes it very difficult to obtain gainful post-service
employment. Additionally, US federal law prohibits ownership of firearms by those who
have been dishonorably discharged. [2] In most cases, a person who receives a
dishonorable discharge loses the right to vote and the right to receive governmental
assistance of any kind . "
https://www.vetverify.org/javax.faces.resource/images/VOSB-Military-Discharge-Overview.pdf.xhtml?ln=default&v=1_0#:~:text=Dishonorable%20discharges%20are%20handed%20down,assault%2C%20murder%2C%20etc.)
Gitmo, it is.
Let’s do that to Mike Flynn also. He’s getting $100,000/yr pension of taxpayer money
It’s evident that even being drugged up to his eyeballs can’t keep Donny from behaving like a “ginormous asshole.” Because that’s all he knows how to do.
The Orange Idiot is about as useful as an asshole with taste buds!
Truth Social stock prices have further to fall. It's what happens to meme stocks of companies that are financially underwater and propped up by a few loyal fans who don't mind losing money because somehow it's a badge of honor to support Dear Leader. They should know by now that everything Trump touches, dies.
He needs rk be left with DUST
If this were anyone else, I would be pitying the state he's in, the stress he's under, but I cannot find it in my heart to forgive him for being a weak, completely selfish fuck who sold us all out, lock, stock, & barrel, to Putin. Not just the US -- Trump and his minions are giving him Europe, too.
If that weren't enough, he's enabled a bunch of petty dictators like Gov Dr Evil Hot Wheels, who isn't even bothering with concentration camps -- migrants go straight to the ovens (or in this case, razor wire.)
I have no pity or forgiveness for the entire bunch of them. Let them languish in prison long enough to lose all hope, then send them to hell. And it pisses me off that I feel justified for wishing this.
Anyone who DOES have pity for Trump needs their f*cking head examined.
What certainly won’t happen to Trump is what the historian Livy described as “the old punishment,” dealt out to traitors in the pre Republic days. He will not be stripped. His neck will not be pinned to a wall with an oversized fork. Two burly men with clubs will not show him the error of his ways. And for this, we can all be thankful, especially him. However, I do feel that, to paraphrase Philip Marlowe, the batting staff of the New York Yankees couldn’t give him what he deserves.
Right on all points. Rapist, traitor, white supremacist, LIAR ... and for me, making fun of a disabled person *smh*. 🥺😢
I was thinking it’s part and parcel of Alzheimer’s symptoms. And old age. And the result of extreme meltdown posting all night and into the early morning hours, emanating from his paranoia, fears and high anxiety. And his drug regime. And having to endure hours of being compelled to sit in an environment completely out of his control. And….
He's SUNDOWNING earlier, every day.
To me, it looks ADD/ADHD + having to sit in one place for hours on end, probably exacerbated by lack of sleep. (One reason stimulants like Adderall or Provigil are prescribed for ADD/ADHD.) It's also a lot harder to manage when dementia's involved.
(My dad had dementia and ADD/ADHD; he was nothing like Trump (and despised him) but did develop a lot of obsessive/compulsive behaviors as the dementia progressed -- for example, he accumulated enough boxes of KN95-type masks in the 2-3 years before he died to fill a 6-ft high cabinet, even though the asthma he had for most of his life had been cured more than a decade earlier. Since 2020, it's been a family maxim that Dad would have been better-prepared than anyone to deal with the pandemic.)
I am so sorry about your father. It's tragic to watch. I'm just hoping that Twitler hits the down hill slide fast now, so there is no way that he could be on the ballot. That said, if he's propped up like Ronnie, who knows who will be the monster behind the scenes running the show. I have zero faith in Congress and SCOTUS is terrifying.
Agree.
Sitting in a chair at a table for hours. Torture. For days and weeks on end. I'm so here for it.
Worse than jail.
and it comes with built-in punishment for bad behavior :) He might be able to rant all he wants behind bars, but if he tries that in a courtroom, he could end up in the hoosegow across the street for contempt easily enough.
YES
"I made a second amendment in my pants." Who did that!? 😂😂😂 And Elise.... honey, you're not going to be the vice president, ok? I cant believe this is even real life...
She is such a piece if shit. She needs to be Punched in the face.
Totally-Elise is horrible
She really is. What a two faced backstabber. She needs to be in prison
Elise Stefucknut— wannabe vice prez for Agolf Shitler!
Voted out if office is preferable
I love everything you write and can’t keep a smile off my face and glee in my heart.
However, I draw the line at the kids. Agree 100% the Dump has no interest in his son’s graduation BUT to call his son “freakishly tall son” is well, uncalled for. I’m sure this, what, 18 year old, would prefer to be several inches shorter and of course, would MUCH prefer to not be Trump’s son. Neither wish can come true. Leave the kid out of it.