Yesterday in a Manhattan courtroom, high drama!!!!! Judge Merchan to Drumph: "If you disrupt the proceedings, you can be excluded from the courtroom and committed to jail based on your conduct and the trial will continue on in your absence…do you understand?" Drumph – “Hey Judge, just let me sleep, will ya?”
Hey, Doofus, what more do you have to do to prove to your minions you are not WOKE? You appear to be sleeping. Your head keeps drooping down and your mouth goes slack. Maybe if you make loud snoring noises in court your loving hoards will finally get the message - Don Snoreleone!
Pretty funny that after months of freakout over Biden's age & mental acuity, Dumbo is now sundowning in front of us, regularly lapsing into literal gibberish. Sleepy Joe? – Pish Posh! How about, SLEEPY DON THE NODFATHER! lol! Best you stay asleep doughboy, at the rate you are losing money in the market, you oughta stay off the Adderall for a while too. You know what? Maybe we should just let R.I.P. Van Winkle sleep forever. Wheel him into a fake Oval Office on the back nine of Dump National, tell him he’s the president, put him on a hamberder/diet coke routine, play a nature video, quietly close the door, and walk away. Just forget about resting in peace Douchebag. Your special place in HELL awaits you!
Jeff, your collection of images of tfg today is hilarious. The NBC image shows a very broken sick man and what can you say about his poopy pants pic other than it writes its own captions, one after another after another, he is one gross MFSOB..
The first thing I thought of when reading about Trump repeatedly nodding off at his criminal trial was that he was experiencing depression and was trying to escape the moment the best way available to him. Six weeks with no rallies, limited to his whiney, failing Truth Social and brief appearances at breaks must be highly depressing for him. This criminal trial will undoubtedly make his dementia worse and more visible. As Jeff would say, "Boo fucking Hoo."
This is when you know a Trump supporter is one of the most stupid people on the world….i read an article about some trumper who had bought a bunch of the stock when it came out and now lost a ton of money in it. The reporter asked him if he was upset about it and he replied that if he could he would buy more because as soon as doofus becomes president the stock will skyrocket. I cracked up for about five minutes at what a complete idiot who has enough cash to invest in the stock market thinks is going to happen to stock that is plummeting and will be worth zero by the end of year. I don’t have a bit of sympathy for him. He thinks he is really savvy in the market and he is getting his ass handed to him very soon because he continues to be brain dead and believe in a huckster. It reminds me of when I had used to talk to Amway disciples who were going to get rich selling all that crap but just ended up with a lot of it in their basements. At least they could use it to wash clothes, but the Trump stock will be at zero by EOY. Idiots—every single one of them and they will never live that down.
“As DA Jeff Berman has documented in “Holding the Line,” Trump got his corrupt AG Bill Barr to undercut the usually independent SDNY so it would go after Michael Cohen while sparing Individual #1, ie: Kingpin Trump! That’s why this hugely important case limps into court 8 years late. What Trump did here he’d do with DOJ everywhere if he ever becomes POTUS again.”
The thought occurs: the ReichsTwitter account is broadcasting even when he's in the courtroom. Trump may have a "Secret Service doesn't know how to guard him in Riker's" issue, but Dan "Thumb Boy" Scavino does not. And I'm willing to bet there will be whining at contempt time that Trump himself didn't violate the gag order. Fine. Toss Scavino's soft white ass into Riker's. The problem will solve itself.
It’s evident that even being drugged up to his eyeballs can’t keep Donny from behaving like a “ginormous asshole.” Because that’s all he knows how to do.
Mothers of tall children and grandchildren and great-grandchildren who are priming to be tall according to their current percentile, ask that you not call Barron “freakishly tall”.
If he goes into business or politics and proves to be a glass bowl, go ahead and call him anything but for now, he’s an 18 year old who’s probably horribly self conscious already.
Truth Social stock prices have further to fall. It's what happens to meme stocks of companies that are financially underwater and propped up by a few loyal fans who don't mind losing money because somehow it's a badge of honor to support Dear Leader. They should know by now that everything Trump touches, dies.
If this were anyone else, I would be pitying the state he's in, the stress he's under, but I cannot find it in my heart to forgive him for being a weak, completely selfish fuck who sold us all out, lock, stock, & barrel, to Putin. Not just the US -- Trump and his minions are giving him Europe, too.
If that weren't enough, he's enabled a bunch of petty dictators like Gov Dr Evil Hot Wheels, who isn't even bothering with concentration camps -- migrants go straight to the ovens (or in this case, razor wire.)
I have no pity or forgiveness for the entire bunch of them. Let them languish in prison long enough to lose all hope, then send them to hell. And it pisses me off that I feel justified for wishing this.
I was thinking it’s part and parcel of Alzheimer’s symptoms. And old age. And the result of extreme meltdown posting all night and into the early morning hours, emanating from his paranoia, fears and high anxiety. And his drug regime. And having to endure hours of being compelled to sit in an environment completely out of his control. And….
there's an alternate theory that Trump's lawyers kept him sedated so he wouldn't melt down in the courtroom. I'm not buying it
Yesterday in a Manhattan courtroom, high drama!!!!! Judge Merchan to Drumph: "If you disrupt the proceedings, you can be excluded from the courtroom and committed to jail based on your conduct and the trial will continue on in your absence…do you understand?" Drumph – “Hey Judge, just let me sleep, will ya?”
Hey, Doofus, what more do you have to do to prove to your minions you are not WOKE? You appear to be sleeping. Your head keeps drooping down and your mouth goes slack. Maybe if you make loud snoring noises in court your loving hoards will finally get the message - Don Snoreleone!
Pretty funny that after months of freakout over Biden's age & mental acuity, Dumbo is now sundowning in front of us, regularly lapsing into literal gibberish. Sleepy Joe? – Pish Posh! How about, SLEEPY DON THE NODFATHER! lol! Best you stay asleep doughboy, at the rate you are losing money in the market, you oughta stay off the Adderall for a while too. You know what? Maybe we should just let R.I.P. Van Winkle sleep forever. Wheel him into a fake Oval Office on the back nine of Dump National, tell him he’s the president, put him on a hamberder/diet coke routine, play a nature video, quietly close the door, and walk away. Just forget about resting in peace Douchebag. Your special place in HELL awaits you!
Happy second day of Hush Hashanah everyone!
Jeff, your collection of images of tfg today is hilarious. The NBC image shows a very broken sick man and what can you say about his poopy pants pic other than it writes its own captions, one after another after another, he is one gross MFSOB..
The first thing I thought of when reading about Trump repeatedly nodding off at his criminal trial was that he was experiencing depression and was trying to escape the moment the best way available to him. Six weeks with no rallies, limited to his whiney, failing Truth Social and brief appearances at breaks must be highly depressing for him. This criminal trial will undoubtedly make his dementia worse and more visible. As Jeff would say, "Boo fucking Hoo."
This is when you know a Trump supporter is one of the most stupid people on the world….i read an article about some trumper who had bought a bunch of the stock when it came out and now lost a ton of money in it. The reporter asked him if he was upset about it and he replied that if he could he would buy more because as soon as doofus becomes president the stock will skyrocket. I cracked up for about five minutes at what a complete idiot who has enough cash to invest in the stock market thinks is going to happen to stock that is plummeting and will be worth zero by the end of year. I don’t have a bit of sympathy for him. He thinks he is really savvy in the market and he is getting his ass handed to him very soon because he continues to be brain dead and believe in a huckster. It reminds me of when I had used to talk to Amway disciples who were going to get rich selling all that crap but just ended up with a lot of it in their basements. At least they could use it to wash clothes, but the Trump stock will be at zero by EOY. Idiots—every single one of them and they will never live that down.
See now I was immediately thinking Adderall 🤷
Too bad he didn't fall down and die mysteriously...
Hope the judge gives him enough room to "hang himself"
Thank you Jeff for keeping it fun and real 💙💙💙
From Tribe Law:
“As DA Jeff Berman has documented in “Holding the Line,” Trump got his corrupt AG Bill Barr to undercut the usually independent SDNY so it would go after Michael Cohen while sparing Individual #1, ie: Kingpin Trump! That’s why this hugely important case limps into court 8 years late. What Trump did here he’d do with DOJ everywhere if he ever becomes POTUS again.”
When will Bill Barr be prosecuted?
He looks absolutely terrible. Hopefully he feels just as bad on the inside. He deserves all of it.
DJT down another 3 bucks right now. I hope the trial goes down like the stock, in the shitter.
The thought occurs: the ReichsTwitter account is broadcasting even when he's in the courtroom. Trump may have a "Secret Service doesn't know how to guard him in Riker's" issue, but Dan "Thumb Boy" Scavino does not. And I'm willing to bet there will be whining at contempt time that Trump himself didn't violate the gag order. Fine. Toss Scavino's soft white ass into Riker's. The problem will solve itself.
It’s evident that even being drugged up to his eyeballs can’t keep Donny from behaving like a “ginormous asshole.” Because that’s all he knows how to do.
Mothers of tall children and grandchildren and great-grandchildren who are priming to be tall according to their current percentile, ask that you not call Barron “freakishly tall”.
If he goes into business or politics and proves to be a glass bowl, go ahead and call him anything but for now, he’s an 18 year old who’s probably horribly self conscious already.
Truth Social stock prices have further to fall. It's what happens to meme stocks of companies that are financially underwater and propped up by a few loyal fans who don't mind losing money because somehow it's a badge of honor to support Dear Leader. They should know by now that everything Trump touches, dies.
If this were anyone else, I would be pitying the state he's in, the stress he's under, but I cannot find it in my heart to forgive him for being a weak, completely selfish fuck who sold us all out, lock, stock, & barrel, to Putin. Not just the US -- Trump and his minions are giving him Europe, too.
If that weren't enough, he's enabled a bunch of petty dictators like Gov Dr Evil Hot Wheels, who isn't even bothering with concentration camps -- migrants go straight to the ovens (or in this case, razor wire.)
I have no pity or forgiveness for the entire bunch of them. Let them languish in prison long enough to lose all hope, then send them to hell. And it pisses me off that I feel justified for wishing this.
I was thinking it’s part and parcel of Alzheimer’s symptoms. And old age. And the result of extreme meltdown posting all night and into the early morning hours, emanating from his paranoia, fears and high anxiety. And his drug regime. And having to endure hours of being compelled to sit in an environment completely out of his control. And….