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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

thank you everyone for all the birthday greetings! there were far too many for me to respond to, but I can promise you this: when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness. so you got that goin' for you, which is nice

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Susan Niemann's avatar

I hope good food, good wine, and cake were in your day yesterday!!

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Gotta have cake

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Downtown Brown's avatar

Uhhh I’d just like a bowl of flat screen please.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Off with his fucking head

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Charles Austin's avatar

👍👍👍🪓

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂😂

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Susan Niemann's avatar

ALWAYS!! 🎂

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Marla's avatar

Did someone say cake? I was told there would be cake. Mmm, cake.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Unless pie is available HI2!!

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Terry's avatar

Yeah well, I'm an Atheist, so I'm donating my soul to the high-octane tank in the abandoned Chevron station outside my town of Terrebonne Oregon.

Dare visit me.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Terrebonne? That’s a new place in our home state that I am not knowing. I’ll have to look it up, Terry. 😊

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Terry's avatar

If one drives from Madras to Redmond, and doesn't blink, one will drive through Terrebonne. :-)

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Mike Phelan's avatar

Me2 Walt

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David Skoglund's avatar

All of the rock climbers know where Terrebonne is.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Jeff, I'm just glad you got to the age where I start taking people seriously.

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

I thought he was supposed to be good enough without the cheating. I see a lousy, cramped swing, and no finesse in putting.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

He’s the usual hack that believes he has real talent… never did, nor never will excel at anything, period!!

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Peaceful Mary T.'s avatar

I think he only plays golf so he won't have to do real work.

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D Kitterman's avatar

He is completely guilt free and cavalier about cheating and lying. He just doesn't care about others because he's a obese deranged imbecilic narcissistic Dickless Fuckoff. He just needs a constant crowd of fellators and stinking diaper sniffers around him, like anxious racehorses need goats.

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

Well he really can’t do real work, so there’s that.

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ginnyr's avatar

He has learned nothing about the game of golf. My awesome golf playing parents are screaming from the grave.

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David A Pitock's avatar

If it wasn't for cheating he would have no game at all.

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Marian Goldsmith's avatar

ginnyr- you are so correct. Just like everything else in his history he has learned nothing except what his daddy and that foul lawyer Toy I mean Roy (bad finger!) Cohn taught him. To lie, cheat, refuse to take responsibility for anything, and stick it to everyone except those who genuflect, pay, and kiss the ring. Oh and I almost forgot memorize and mouth a few reusable lines from a bad and boring script. Did I leave anything out?

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Cheri Collins's avatar

😂

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DJ Headthrob's avatar

But first kill the goddamn gopher.

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Ole Anderson's avatar

What gopher? The one that’s chewing up those greens so they are as lumpy as a lunar landscape?

I built golf course greens with my father and I can tell you from seeing the putts wobble and weave that Fat Ass has greens that are just as cheap and misshapen as the man himself! I’m sure the fat fool has no clue that they resemble a putt putt course more than a top shelf golf course.

As with most things trump it’s all sizzle and no steak, Big hype, lousy course.

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J.R.'s avatar

Trump’s dubious and juvenile “championship crown” at his course reminds me of Steve Martin’s bit about how easy it is to become a millionaire: first, you get a million dollars…

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Anne Whitney's avatar

Thank you for sharing your expertise, how cool. That somehow makes me feel better that it's not nice like pebble beach (we used to live down the road in Santa Cruz). I swear the only part of Jeff's post today that I can hold onto is the part when orange shithead says "... probably my last.". Playing, winning, alive for? I wonder if he's on death row with Putin and knows it's only a matter of time? A girl can dream...

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Ole I am a former golfer and I saw that too, the goal #1 don’t leave the ball short! #2 slam it at the hole if you go past the hole you slam it again. Golf is such a waste of time but if you don’t do it a lot (wasting time a lot) you can’t improve. If you cheat and you are the only one who knows you are trying to fool yourself, obviously he has succeeded of course he fools himself constantly.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

He’s the King of the Foot Wedge.

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M.T. Kelly's avatar

and driving the cart ONTO THE DAMN GREEN

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Ole Anderson's avatar

That is Infuriating to every golfer!

Lazy Fat Fuck violates the most sacred tenet of golf. But it probably doesn’t make much difference on that cow pasture masquerading as a golf course.

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Ole Anderson's avatar

It’s all about being surrounded by manicured nature. Very peaceful if you don’t get mad at every bad shot.

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

I remember being on a fairway and hearing from quite a distance “Am I out of my fucking mind?” Laughs heard all over, everybody gets pissed on the golf course. Not the club champs though cuz they so good.

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Charles Austin's avatar

I used to get pissed at myself. When I chilled out, I started playing better.

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DJ Headthrob's avatar

Responding to Jeff's Caddyshack allusion.

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Tex237's avatar

I don't golf, but even I noticed how lumpy the green was. I just didn't know they weren't supposed to be.

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Ole Anderson's avatar

Those are the worst greens I have ever seen on a supposed Championship course. Or even a Public course!

It would Never be selected for a PGA tournament.

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Anne Whitney's avatar

Hey can I ask you to comment on the takeover of the US open or golfing in general by the middle eastern money bags? I don't understand what just happened to a whole sport.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

“Correct me if I’m wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they’ll lock me up and throw away the key.”

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David A Pitock's avatar

The gophers you silly nit. O we can do that and we don't even need a reason.

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

As you hear at courses they say “Golf is a nice walk wasted” . It did look like they may spike the greens which those greens should be permanently.

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Ole Anderson's avatar

They need to be stripped and graded to contour then smoothed.

There is no saving the mess as shown. No amount of plugging and filling will make them level.

And the moments I remember are not any shots I made but being 15 and being the first one out there to whip the dew off the greens with a long, thin bamboo pole. Early and silent except for the birds. Peaceful as any place on earth at that moment. And gorgeous in its green beauty.

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

You have the nicest memories and it’s like a religious experience to care that much, the greens can be a wonder with any hole placement fraught with danger or something incredible possible, on a good track. Not mar a dumpo.

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Charles Austin's avatar

Those wobbly looking puts are the result of a horrible putting stroke.

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Ole Anderson's avatar

And a lumpy green

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M.T. Kelly's avatar

and the losers were obeying in advance.

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Anne's avatar

is that a money back guarantee?? can my heirs sue you if it doesn't happen? (smile)

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Margaret's avatar

Goonga la goonga.

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Stephanie Sipe's avatar

To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever.

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David A Pitock's avatar

Thank you o mighty lama Jeff. And happy birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉.

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MountainBoyMike's avatar

love the Carl from Caddyshack reference...and happy belated...I went to Nicaragua and checked out - of everything - for a week, and I have to say it was nice to detach

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Ann Anderson's avatar

'memba Katrina, Dubya gazing down at the damage from an airplane? He spent all of his remaining political capitol in one photo. Donny could piss all over the ruins of a house, the dead people in it, and his base wouldn't blink. This country is in the throes of mass mental illness.

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Eva Porter's avatar

What’s the stat I just read. 34% of Americans identify as MAGA. Way scarier than the 1% who identify as trans.

These people might as well wear shirts that say “I am a fuckwit, racist, cult member”

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P123Sunny's avatar

“So nearly 2/3 of Americans ARE NOT (maga)… GOT IT.” - Mehdi Hasan

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Ann Anderson's avatar

I read a couple of days ago that a sizeable chunk of the GOP actively wants an authoritarian state.

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Lisa K. Obrien's avatar

They are THAT afraid to live in a country that doesn’t marginalize, terrorize, and arrest everybody who is non-white, non-male, and non-compliant. They’d rather live like Baptist preacher’s kids. They are frightened little bullies.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

I also think they feel other people should live just like they do (they don't notice the fact that they don't live the way they think they should, either.) I'm sure they're big "waste not, want not" believers, but they never do it, and don't understand consequences. I was raised by parents with a very conservative lifestyle with the "waste not, want not" philosophy and always thought about consequences. As a result I turned out the same, and it's so easy to spot the phonies.

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Anne Whitney's avatar

While the bizarre fervor is always unnerving, these people really don't know what authoritarian living is like...and I can say for sure it's not like southern living fantasies they are having. The upside of this is that even a sizeable chunk of registered republicans is still a minority of a minority. The worst part of this is the propaganda that even close to half of citizens either voted for this or want this to continue makes everyon second guess their friends and neighbors or people elsewhere. On any given day most people are already horrified or will be soon.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Time to bail this sinking ship Ann

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Of GOP politicians or voters who say they are republican?

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Ann Anderson's avatar

The article cited a poll - I believe it was registered Republicans, but I can't swear to it, cuz I don't remember where I read it.

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Kathy J's avatar

I am late reading the comments; you might have found the answers by now. This post from The Bulwak gets to it: https://www.thebulwark.com/p/new-data-republican-voters-want-authoritarianism

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Anne Whitney's avatar

While there is definitely a faction of people who wanted this, when the oped writers start with '77 m voters' or 'the majority of voters' without any mention of the growing awareness around voter suppression in massive numbers I immediately think 'msnufacturing consent' by Noam Chomsky. I don't buy the numbers even if there are enough people to have rigged the outcome to put this stuff into place. You don't have to control everything to inflate support. Remember the first inauguration. A minority has done this because average people have been sleepwalking.

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Diane Rose Halstead's avatar

That Bulwark article was excellent. Thanks for the link. I really need to be a paid subscriber to Bulwark.

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Ole Anderson's avatar

They have a hat for that , Eva

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Ann Anderson's avatar

Sorry, can't remember where I read it, but I am cautious about sources of info.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

I’d like to read that piece of vacuousness Ann?

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Like your style Eva!!

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HI2thDoc's avatar

They only blink, like MAGA Mike Johnson, when they lie incessantly and rapidly.

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Ann Anderson's avatar

What's up with that? Nerves? Meds? Can't be a conscience. He's traveling light this lifetime.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

That’s a “tell.”

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D Kitterman's avatar

Mikey "InTheCloset"Johnson is another well practiced pathological liar. Blink blink blink, motherfucker, blink!

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Anne Whitney's avatar

I was in a closed door pharmacy one day and this elder gentleman who had recently had open heart surgery came in and we were sitting in the waiting room and there was a TV on -during the orange slacker's first turn on the white house dance floor - and we were chatting and all of a sudden he slipped in this comment about him not having a soul. He was a St Louis baptist and I never thought I'd hear something like that, so I stopped and asked him to clarify and he was completely serious and said orange and company were clones without souls. Looking at musk and all the anti-human stuff, you have to wonder why it feels like we are living in a twilight zone episode lately.

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Ann Anderson's avatar

They sure give off soulless vibes to me, esp. Elmo.

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Anne Whitney's avatar

I laugh at Mike Myers' impression of him, but there's really something to it. Weirdo and not in a good way.

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Jane in NC's avatar

Where's a gang of Weeping Angels when you need 'em, I ask ya?

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Betsy L's avatar

Yeah. They move up on Dumpy every time he turns away to putt. What a wonderful image!

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Lisa59's avatar

Mike looked like a dog with a finger up it's ass. 😅

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Well painted picture Lisa!!

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Chris Hierholzer's avatar

Mike keeps pet goats in his office for SOME REASON OR OTHER and dried dung will make you blink like that.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Goats, huh? Must be the Loooseeeanna way, like sheep in Kentucky

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

The tells are really obvious when these tosspots are busy confabulating HI2!!

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Karla's avatar

My thoughts exactly. Fast blinking is a sign that someone is lying.

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Stephen Brady's avatar

A Clusterfuck of Sewer Clowns. He never even pretends to care about other people. I have encountered a few narcissists and sociopaths in my life, but Donnie Dingleberry's pic is in the dictionary under 'Narcissism'. Imagine being so empty inside you have to hold golf 'tournaments' for yourself to win. And then a dinner to award yourself the championship prize. Even worse, imagine being one of the ass suckers who paid to play in the 'tournament'?

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Ann Anderson's avatar

I can't stop shaking my head. I'm going to give myself dain bramage.

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D Kitterman's avatar

Gummies help immeasurably, Ann.

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Ann Anderson's avatar

All day long, my friend, all day long.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

I’m pretty fond of the Muleshine syrup myself.

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Cheryl ODonnell's avatar

Don’t forget to preface narcissist with malignant. Wouldn’t be tRump without it. Can’t act without pure venom.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

On the money with that take Cheryl, Happy Saint Patrick’s day!!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

"mass mental illness". You are so right!!!🤦‍♀️

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P123Sunny's avatar

(Rupert just laughs…)

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Anne Whitney's avatar

Mass psychosis is a real thing, isn't it? Like historically?

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Gina's avatar

an enduring mystery why people worship this creep - maybe people get tired of adulting and their inner brat breaks free...and finds validation

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Ann Anderson's avatar

As good an explanation as any.

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Cat Cafe's avatar

My theory is, you know all those "reels" where people doing idiotic things fall and catastrophically hit their heads and we're supposed to think it's funny? Brain damage. That's why people worship this creep.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

With no end in site. The bigger the disaster, the more anus tangerinus fucks off and continues to cheat his way through life. The devastation that these storms have caused and the loss of life would've been addressed immediately by our empathetic former president Biden. However, this heartless turd continues to shit on the poor folks who need help the most, us and the rest of the world.

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Ann Anderson's avatar

Elmo himself has stated that empathy is everything that's wrong with America. Joe Rogan, all the other right wing media guys, bro culture - they've taught a couple of generations not to give a damn about other people.

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D Kitterman's avatar

Fuck Elon. Tick tock, tick tock. Time is almost up, scumbag.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

“Empathy is everything that’s wrong with America FOR BILLIONAIRES.”There, fixed it for you.

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Mary Greenwald's avatar

Yes, but those states all voted Trump. NYes Trump, No FEMA.

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Mary Hall's avatar

That reminds me of when GeeDumbya was standing on the rubble of the Twin Towers, with bodies still to be recovered, trying to look like he was presidentin'.

Have I told you lately how much I fking loathe Rethuglicans? All of 'em, Katie.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

I like your style, Mary.

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Lucius's avatar

Yeah, it's called Christianity.

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Margaret's avatar

Ouch. I used to call myself a Christian unti the Xtians poisoned the name. I guess now I'm an ethical Pagan. ;-)

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Mary Hall's avatar

Recovering Catholic here -- I don't need religion because I have a conscience.

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Margaret's avatar

Thank you. Maybe it's our former Catholic upbringing that helped us form a conscience? Or at least taught us to recognize evil in its various manifestations.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

My Catholic upbringing taught me FEAR. Fear is the Catholic way.

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Charles Austin's avatar

Don't forget about guilt.

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Lucius's avatar

If you have a conscience, you have one despite being raised Catholic, not because of it.

Christianity of all stripes has a really bad habit of taking credit for stuff it doesn't do. Like teaching morality. A conscience is a basic function of being human. Christianity has gotten really good at surgically removing people's natural capacity for empathy and decency and replacing them with the highly conditional Jesus approved version.

The Catholic Church is, quite literally, the world's longest continually running crime ring. And that's not even getting into the fact that child rape is practically a core tenet of the faith.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Me too, Mary! If 4 years of Catholic school won’t send you reeling, nothing will.

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Lucius's avatar

Unfortunately, they're nothing new. They're acting the same way most Christians have been acting for the past two thousand years. The only difference is they're not pretending to care about optics anymore.

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Margaret's avatar

Those are not Christians.

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Lucius's avatar

They absolutely are. By definition.

Evil people can be Christian, and Christians can be evil people. There's no contradiction there.

Furthermore, it's entirely possible (even common) for Christians to be evil people BECAUSE THEY ARE CHRISTIAN.

If someone thinks queer people are satanic because their sect of Christianity teaches that queer people are satanic, then that Christian is an evil prick because they choose to remain in that sect of Christianity and adhere to its shitty tenets.

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D Kitterman's avatar

Oh, but they are. Historically.

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Lucius's avatar

Exactly.

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Margaret's avatar

Lucius: ouch again.

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Linda Weide's avatar

People are not prepared or being prepared for environmental catastrophes and under Trump they are going to get no help if Project 2025 is to be believed. They do not want to help people. I am not clear at this point what people are going to be getting for their federal taxes.

I think we have to become big environmentalists and band together. I wrote a piece about my trying to figure out how to adapt to the environment where I have moved to in Germany.

https://lindaweide.substack.com/p/lets-not-forget-the-climate?r=f0qfn

Here, I expect to get government support still if there is a climate catastrophe. Up until now one could expect that in the US too.

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Margaret's avatar

Thanks, Linda. I wish our government supported us. Unless you're very wealthy or very poor you're on your own.

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Ann Anderson's avatar

Soon to be only the wealthy.

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Margaret's avatar

"The bankers will always land on their feet," my Dad used to say.

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Anne Whitney's avatar

I don't think that true. My friends/family who are married or own homes have all sorts of benefits in terms of tax breaks that a single person not of means can't access. I was just told that the HUD dwnpmt assistance for 1st time home buyers progs are shut, but if you already have a house they can give you money to fix it. There are countless means tested progs directed towards the middle, just not enough of a middle. All these analyses from local gvmt about how to end poverty or help poor people except require living wages and stop letting VCs + corps buy up real estate and then gouge people to death. Being very poor or in poor health in the US is a nightmare and means your life expectancy is already 10 yrs shorter than ave person. There are no free lunches if you are poor and the handouts are so small as to not do anything more than maybe keep you from starving but you can work full time and still be homeless, and you will not have real 'healthcare' in a crisis with medicaid. I worked from the time I was 16 and became I'll during covid and now on SSDI, so I've seen both sides. If you have a home in the US and can hold onto it, you'll have a much better time of things than the rest. Unless you're in the path of a natural disaster. But that's weather, not Nazis and eugenicists from the gvmt trying to put you out to pasture.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Anne, you're not here in CA? When I didn't have any money to buy food, I went to food pantries and local food giveaways, until the ACA came in, and we got help paying for medical, which I needed for my husband. Berkeley has four giveaways, I think, and I went to three of them, a different one each week.

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Anne Whitney's avatar

Thank you for that. We're ok now, but it was super dicey toward the end of the pandemic when I started running out of money waiting for SSDI and my partner was taking care of me. It was the first time I'd ever needed that kind of help and it was truly unsustainable. Making it work was, as you describe, a full time job and ACA/medicaid was truly necessary because housing assistance is a 20 yr wait list or something. It took them 2 yrs to finally give me SSDI without a hearing. They mishandled my case and I think didn't want to be in front of a judge with it, and they shorted the back pay substantially so I'm still digging out of debt from the whole thing. But now we're stuck for housing at double rent from 5 yrs ago and the majority of my PMT, I could not live on my own even if I wanted to.

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Anne Whitney's avatar

I'm not unfortunately, I miss central CA. We are in NY now which is a GOP In Drag state full of machine Dems who haven't done much to improve things for the poor here but lots of "public private partnerships" where the developers drain the tax kitty and then when the voters catch on to the corruption the Dems golden parachute out. Schumer Gillebrand Hochul Byron Brown so much corruption, so little time.

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Margaret's avatar

Thank you Anne. I don't disagree with you, but I don't retract what I said. I guess I'm very poor. I'm definitely not Middle Class. I do own a (small, cheap) house, which I almost lost until Obamacare got going. And I still may lose it if Social Security and Medicare are cut. And they will be cut.

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Anne Whitney's avatar

Margaret, do not let that small house go, I pray it keeps you afloat. And don't even think SSA is going away. 20% of the US pop is receiving an SSA retirement benefit. I think my problem with the whole thing - not you but the dialogue we have been/are allowed to have about what's happening and what led to this - is that nobody can have an honest conversation about what happens with 40 years or regressive trickle down taxation - and now we're being told there's not 'enough' to go around and it's complete bullshit. I have a degree in polisci and development econ and it's just bullshit. There's plenty of food, there's plenty of resources - we just can't have a quarter of the population living like kings and letting people starve. And the US has a lot of this greedy grubby hoarding resources going on. It's a shame because this country also has so much going for it. When Andrew yang talked about a basic income people laughed at him. But if you listened to his freakonomics episode he explained the whole thing w/automations and predicted what's happening now. All of this was avoidable but we've been bamboozled by corporations and politicians telling us there's not enough and not everyone deserves to live but we can still have more with no consequences. It didn't have to be this way for us.

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P123Sunny's avatar

Or ‘adulting denial’…😞

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P123Sunny's avatar

Ha - im suggesting a National therapist: Mary TrumP

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Marty's avatar

True.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Truer words Ann!!

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P123Sunny's avatar

*awkward*

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Alison Parker's avatar

GoFundMe to fill the sand traps with quicksand and leave a trail of hamburgers leading right into them

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jcali129's avatar

He hits balls into the weeds and water all the time. Can't he stumble on to an alligator just once?

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Cheryl Seybert's avatar

Even the Gators in Florida want nothing to do with him!!😂

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jcali129's avatar

Who can blame them?

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Linda Fairchild's avatar

Good one!!

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

He’s got MAGA Monkeys to dig his balls out…and I mean that in multiple ways.

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jcali129's avatar

Walt Nauta.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Yes, my dreaded namesake. 😩

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jcali129's avatar

LOL!

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂😂😂

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Cheri Collins's avatar

Gators have taste buds, so they wouldn't soil them with his carcass.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Gators like to take ya down deep, stick ya under a log, tenderize the meat for a while. As the Bloated Yam of Scam’s corpulent body has already begun its degenerative process, gators may love him!

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Hamberders

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Sally Cruikshank's avatar

Oh I love it!

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

His ball is always landing in either a sand trap or water, I love the idea…add poisonous snakes, a couple of anacondas, and more gators to the water hazards as well Alison!!

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

You’re on to something, Patrick. Just think of the fun little obstacles we could hide along his cart path.

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Mps's avatar

I’m on board with this

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

“Hamberdlers!”

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Rob Patterson's avatar

Mike Johnscum's incessant blinking? A dead givaway tell that he is lying,

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Stephen Brady's avatar

I like 'Little Johnson' for his epithet...

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CHJ's avatar

He looks like he's been drugged.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

"Let them eat Flatscreens". Fuck that guy.

When will the rubes decide enough is enough? Jess Piper suggests making Elon, who is the face of American mass destruction, the point of conversation and it will all come back to Dump, who "hired" him and endorses him.

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Burke's avatar

Bissent just told Walmart and Target and Kohls, and their customers, "You're fucked."

This is the guy who is overseeing the STRATEGIC CRYPTO RESERVE at the Treasury. Playing around with fake money for Donnie's and Elon's scamming of real dollars. They think 340 million Americans are their serfs. Taxpayer money should not be allocated to hold or buy or sell phony money. Corruption and theft and manipulation.

Fire Musk. Take away his toys. Confiscate/nationalize his assets. All of them. Dems wake up!

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Douglas's avatar

"The American dream not contingent on cheap baubles from China" Wow....why the hell did we allow Wal Mart to put hundreds of thousands of small business out of work if we didn't want cheap crap???!¡¡

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Nancy Lent Lanoue's avatar

Bassent has such contempt for average Americans who have been brainwashed by Corporate America to “buy, buy, buy your way” to success.

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P123Sunny's avatar

😩😤

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

We no longer have the capability of firing anybody who is attacking the very fiber of our Constitution. Only President Elmo can fire someone…for no damn reason at all.

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Anne Whitney's avatar

Omg if we could nationalize his assets. I've been asking about this forever. Who gets the rockets when he's dead? His stupid girlfriends or kids? I don't think so.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Well dug comment Burke!!

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Stephen Brady's avatar

Boy, we have gotten back to the 1780s really quickly... I sincerely hope we can find a few handy-dandy guillotines.

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D Kitterman's avatar

And a few crossbows and hatchets.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Don’t leave out cudgels and pitchforks D!!

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P123Sunny's avatar

…to ‘clean up’ government agencies that he currently has contracts with AND others that were investigating him… right. Because that’s normal :/

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Lisa59's avatar

The goal of Republicans is dumbing down and dehumanizing Americans. They're using brutal racial subordination. The act of impeding racial progress for non racist interest. There is something called the language of oligarchs. Which is their appeal to racism in all its forms. This language appeals to their base.

I'm waiting for those who choose invincible ignorance fallacy to be bitch-slapped into reality. Maybe, maybe not. My hope is the exposure of blatant corruption created by this administration will result in a better world. I must be high. Yeah, whatever, we're still fucked. 🙄

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

The Uber wealthy oligarchs have been dumbing down America for years Lisa, good point!

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Burke's avatar

The first step to stop Musk is for every elected public servant to get in front of cameras and demand that he stop. This egomaniac is not any more important than any other citizen. Musk is harming people. Their representatives must say STOP. Then take the next steps. Demand confiscation of his assets. He’s breaking the law and it cannot stand.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Completely agree! No one voted for that asswipe.

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Ronald P YYZ's avatar

As long as you don't let anyone eat anything with Riboflavin in it!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

😂😂

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Nancy Lent Lanoue's avatar

That guy’s contempt for the sacred American pass time of shopping was obvious. Has he forgotten that one of ways W. Bush told us to fight the 9/11 terrorists was to buy stuff?

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Mike Hammer's avatar

Imagine Scott Bessent who was Financial advisor to George Soros is now running the Treasury Department. This is the end of irony.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

How the fuck do such dipshits get so rich? When they don't understand free markets? Or they do but they lie so easily, as is required to be in MAGAland

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Stephen Brady's avatar

They start with money. For all his business fuckups, do you think The Orange Idiot would have ended up owning anything if he had started out as a plumber's son?

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Besides money he inherited his shitbag father’s racism and sociopathy

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Excellent point Stephen, imagining Trumps plumber butt display is frightening!!

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

It’s called insider trading, corruption, graft and malfeasance…all qualities of a true political MAGAT.

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

They lie cheat and steal.

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P123Sunny's avatar

I think Robert Reich did a write up on the how-to-get-mega-rich ‘formula’ pretty recently.

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Elizabeth Ayer's avatar

Goes to show that these guys don’t have a political ideology, only a belief in making themselves richer.

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Bill Corbett's avatar

I thought George was the enemy, WTF.

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Burke's avatar

DNC leaders should be demanding that Musk be removed from control of Starlink, Space X, X Twitter and DOGE. These are strategic assets, not his toys. No citizen should have this much power over millions of innocents. In particular, the whims of a drug addicted, immature, disrespectful teenage brain who breaks the law without limits. Confiscate Starlink, Space X, X and Twitter!

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Lisa59's avatar

I read ratfucker Musk has an IQ of about 110. Bill Gates is about 160. Stupid people lack emotional intelligence. He's not smart. He's a grifting, bigoted, misogynistic, sadistic, malignant narcissist. These days that will get one elected President.

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Anne Whitney's avatar

Hey,where the f is Bill and George Clooney and all those noisy fuckers from last year? Don't they have any outrage for the treatment of dissidents or immigrants or the whole measles thing?

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Lisa59's avatar

Bill has actually been speaking out against Musk. He's not a fan.

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Anne Whitney's avatar

I didn't think he was a musk fan but I heard he went to motel-a-shit-hole and haven't seen any reporting or comments since. Have you seen anything lately?

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Lisa59's avatar

Bill Gates gave 50 million dollars to the Harris/Walz campaign. He went to Florida because he wanted to talk about his HIV programs. His Foundation works. He wanted to make sure they were protected. He was told they would be. However, Gates said that someone could tell the President not to and that's what he'll do. He was appealing to him to leave his programs alone.

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Anne Whitney's avatar

Thx for update re HIV, that adds up. I recall he was on the brink of eradicating polio with a brilliant strategy. Did you see the series Bill's Brain? He was shocked when there was a yrs long project with Xi to coordinate around fusion and the orange gvmt squashed it. What's curious is that I don't think he's actually the dangermouse eugenicist, esp when you look at his work on polio, and the other bazillionaire is actually ok with using people as biofuel. It's too bad we can't use his great brain to solve real problems and instead the crazy creep has been empowered to create havoc and destroy everything. Irony is dead.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

I’m afraid our DNC “leaders” are too busy with working on their own “golden parachutes” to do the job that needs to be done. This is not a reference to the Dems that are fighting like hell, Ron Wyden and Jeff Merkley, from my home state of Oregon, for instance.

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Hazel Brown 🐾's avatar

Even here in CA, Newsom seems to be catering to the right with his new podcast. We need new, young dems with great ideas.

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Anne Whitney's avatar

I have never been sooooo disappointed in Newsom. I really believed he was the antidote to clownfuckery central and would troll the orange one into the collapse and refuse to bail the US economy out, and instead he entertains conversations with Bannon and Kirk? Please please please tell me he's playing 4d chess a la Dark Brandon with MAGA who are pissed about melonhead. Is it all just a dress up performance for our benefit. After Schumer I wonder if they ARE all on the same team with few exceptions. Where is the integrity? What is his relationship with the tech corridor because they see us as biofuel for their techno-feudal hellscape.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

No, Anne, I believe his intention was to start with two or three human disasters and then switch over to people with suggestions to change society, or at least the climate, in an attempt to demonstrate the difference between the sides. We'll see. I wouldn't listen to the first two, because, really, I have a very sensitive brain.

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Anne Whitney's avatar

Omg thank you. I can't listen to that kind of tripe either. The cognitive dissonance is too much, but I've read some really terrible draconian weirdo tech AI feudalist hellscape stuff about musk, thiel, yarvin, etc and am really wondering now who's on what team. It's creepy and scary.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Yarvin, Thiel, and muck (listed in order of horribleness) are interested in turning humans into fuel (Y), self hate (T), and muck likes to knock down blocks, as near as I can tell.

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Pamela Gross's avatar

The audacity and sheer arrogance is too much to bear from this bunch of entitled Sewer Clowns! Completely out of touch with the people in this country who are terrified about their job security. People can barely buy groceries and pay their car payments, let alone buy a house! And landlords/ management companies are raising rents higher than mortgage payments.

Donny Delusional doesn’t even know there’s any country outside of Mar-a-Lardo and the White House grounds. No compassion or help from FEMA, no promise of help from the Federal Government.

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Douglas's avatar

And Pamela...have there been any interviews in the South with ANY angry disaster residents DEMANDING to know where their dear leader is????? They'd be skewering Biden by now....along with media.

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Pamela Gross's avatar

Douglas- I haven’t seen any interviews. But good point! They’d be screaming for President Biden to be hung from a light pole by now. But they put up with DonOld golfing EVERY weekend and ignoring them. Go figure!

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Why don't the DOGE incels flag that con's golfing on his own properties as WASTE, FRAUD, ABUSE? Because it is. Taxpayer money is going into his own pockets. Fucking grifter and cheat

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

AND FRUMP IS NOT WORKING!!! Lazy dumb shit!!!

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Dave Drell's avatar

He’s not even a president - just a prop

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Has he ever Terri?

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

I know this is a rhetorical question, Doc, cuz we all know why, don’t we?

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Yes. I hate those DOGE assholes

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Narcissists do not have any empathy. Surprise, trumphumpers

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P123Sunny's avatar

Anyone in media even ASKING him abt the storms/damage/deaths? Anyone 🦗

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Ole Anderson's avatar

Bee sting wanted to know what they were wearing in the impact zone.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Why can’t they at least wear a suit for their review of the mass destruction?

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Reminds me of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Anyone? Anyone?

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Carl Selfe's avatar

We have a fight to do. We are supported by the courts. Trump is big on stupid antics with no basis. He wants to see if you will buy it. We did buy his invoking the National Emergencies Act. A big mistake. There was no emergency. Shame on us. No more. Not buying the Alien Enemies Act. Now is the time to take to the streets, people. Trump is in contempt of court orders. He faces the irate judges today. https://hotbuttons.substack.com/p/alien-enemies-act-of-1798-invoked?r=3m1bs

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P123Sunny's avatar

V I G I L A N C E

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Shouldn’t judges from all over America be rising up? We know they are well educated and care about the laws and regulations of the United States. Why aren’t they making some coordinated remarks regarding the sovereignty of our nation and the rule of law? Our country is in the midst of a hostile takeover! Our corrupt Supreme Court has come out on the side of tyranny. That doesn’t mean every other judge in America has capitulated to the whims of the Bloated Yam of Scam. So, judges everywhere, make some noise!

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Jane in NC's avatar

Bessent has the overly-styled hair, bad teeth veneers, and oily speaking cadence of the average reptilian televangelist whose conscience doesn't even twitch after he takes grandma's social security money as a 'prayer gift' then flies home on his brand new Gulfstream to his multi-million dollar compound in his mega-bucks gated community.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Reptilian televangelist, NICE.

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Jane in NC's avatar

Hey, thanks, Walt!

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Douglas's avatar

excellent description jane.....

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Jane in NC's avatar

Thanks, Douglas!

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jcali129's avatar

Donny's even ignoring Red states now. They're no longer any use to him.

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Dawna Borras's avatar

I wish Kamala won. We wouldn't be having all this fear and anxiety now. The Democrats need to get their shit together quick. Now I'm going to take my dog for a walk to lower my blood pressure

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Cheryl Seybert's avatar

Too many voted for stayin home that day or were too afraid of a Black Women!!! We could have had a great economy, low unemployment, wouldn’t have made enemies of our 2 closest neighbors… I wouldn’t wake up every single freakin day wondering what shit happened overnight!!😢🙄😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤦🏼‍♀️

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

It was a darn good indicator of the true composition of our nation…unfortunately.

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Lisa59's avatar

Like the saying goes, our politics is a reflection of the public.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Dawna, there is no better balm for the soul. It keeps me sane walking my doggos through the grassy fields daily.

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Virginia R Schwerin's avatar

I became so incensed when I read Bessents comments…so denigrating and belittling to the U.S. people. I can only think how dare he??? He needs a lot of protesters outside his DC home. I’ve been totally frozen with fear. I rely on SS. but now I am filled with rage. I wish I wasn’t 75 years old and not very mobile because of arthritis cause I’d be one right out there protesting.

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Bill Corbett's avatar

And if the storms weren't bad enough. The severe storm center in Norman, OK and the radar operation lease has been terminated by Muskrat.

https://www.kswo.com/2025/03/04/doge-cancels-lease-noaa-radar-operations-center-norman/

These fucking people are insane, but we all know that.

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