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Alison Parker's avatar

GoFundMe to fill the sand traps with quicksand and leave a trail of hamburgers leading right into them

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jcali129's avatar

He hits balls into the weeds and water all the time. Can't he stumble on to an alligator just once?

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Cheryl Seybert's avatar

Even the Gators in Florida want nothing to do with him!!😂

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jcali129's avatar

Who can blame them?

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Linda Fairchild's avatar

Good one!!

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

He’s got MAGA Monkeys to dig his balls out…and I mean that in multiple ways.

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jcali129's avatar

Walt Nauta.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Yes, my dreaded namesake. 😩

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jcali129's avatar

LOL!

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂😂😂

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Cheri Collins's avatar

Gators have taste buds, so they wouldn't soil them with his carcass.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Gators like to take ya down deep, stick ya under a log, tenderize the meat for a while. As the Bloated Yam of Scam’s corpulent body has already begun its degenerative process, gators may love him!

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Hamberders

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Sally Cruikshank's avatar

Oh I love it!

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

His ball is always landing in either a sand trap or water, I love the idea…add poisonous snakes, a couple of anacondas, and more gators to the water hazards as well Alison!!

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

You’re on to something, Patrick. Just think of the fun little obstacles we could hide along his cart path.

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Mps's avatar

I’m on board with this

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

“Hamberdlers!”

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