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HI2thDoc's avatar

They only blink, like MAGA Mike Johnson, when they lie incessantly and rapidly.

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Ann Anderson's avatar

What's up with that? Nerves? Meds? Can't be a conscience. He's traveling light this lifetime.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

That’s a “tell.”

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D Kitterman's avatar

Mikey "InTheCloset"Johnson is another well practiced pathological liar. Blink blink blink, motherfucker, blink!

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Anne Whitney's avatar

I was in a closed door pharmacy one day and this elder gentleman who had recently had open heart surgery came in and we were sitting in the waiting room and there was a TV on -during the orange slacker's first turn on the white house dance floor - and we were chatting and all of a sudden he slipped in this comment about him not having a soul. He was a St Louis baptist and I never thought I'd hear something like that, so I stopped and asked him to clarify and he was completely serious and said orange and company were clones without souls. Looking at musk and all the anti-human stuff, you have to wonder why it feels like we are living in a twilight zone episode lately.

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Ann Anderson's avatar

They sure give off soulless vibes to me, esp. Elmo.

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Anne Whitney's avatar

I laugh at Mike Myers' impression of him, but there's really something to it. Weirdo and not in a good way.

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Jane in NC's avatar

Where's a gang of Weeping Angels when you need 'em, I ask ya?

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Betsy L's avatar

Yeah. They move up on Dumpy every time he turns away to putt. What a wonderful image!

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Lisa59's avatar

Mike looked like a dog with a finger up it's ass. 😅

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Well painted picture Lisa!!

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Chris Hierholzer's avatar

Mike keeps pet goats in his office for SOME REASON OR OTHER and dried dung will make you blink like that.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Goats, huh? Must be the Loooseeeanna way, like sheep in Kentucky

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

The tells are really obvious when these tosspots are busy confabulating HI2!!

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Karla's avatar

My thoughts exactly. Fast blinking is a sign that someone is lying.

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