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Elise Streptococcus will not be VP but I have to wonder if she would let Chump grab her by her whatever in order to attain that spot.

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And she would film it for a trump campaign ad

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She'd do an OnlyFans page with him haha.

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😂😂😂😂😂😂😹😹😹😹😹😹

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Co-signed

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Alina Habba would if she hasn't already although she gets a whiff of that man every time he is within 2 feet of her--hummm could be why she purses her lips so much, lol.

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I assume it’s to push her lips up to block her nostrils? It’s less conspicuous than holding her nose.

😂

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It's all starting to make a bit more sense now, ROFL.

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Smelling his ass for so long has made elise streptocrackpot shit for brains lol

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OMG ahahahaha, I wonder if certain smells can decrease brain cells???

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Alicia I can't

Stop

LAUGHINGGGGGGG AAHHHHH!!!!!

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I think we already have the proof...the GOP party 😂😂😂💩💩💩💩

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Indeed, entire case studies need to be created on this phenomenon...

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🤣🤣

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Ohhh you made me truly laugh out loud 🤣 😂 ahahaha

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He'll yes she would! (Elise Streptococcus! 🤣🤣🤣)

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Without a doubt. Her name or her nickname that puts a new meaning to antibiotic-resistant pathogens, would require several extra inches of bumper sticker space, and probably confuse the typical dumb shit MAGA voter. Can't see the racist hypocritical GOP embracing Scott on the ballot especially when they're still losing their feeble minds over Obama.

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I love that and I am stealing it!

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I am honored.

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Seen an old photo of Elise ,looks like she has a lazy eye in it ,

Maybe Streptococki might be appropriate ?,Or perhaps 🤔 plural if family is around?

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How would you introduce her and the family? I’d like you too meet the Streptococcus’s ? Nah ,just don’t roll off the tongue 👅 right,these here folk’s are the streptococki,nope not fluid enough,the streptocockies ,yeah that’s it ! Nice ,a little ethnic,but it’s pleasing to the ear ,but everyone would stare at their peepers ,oh well it is what it is.Nobody’s perfect 🤩 especially Elise

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I can't stop LAUGHINGGGG

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streptocockies --OMG ahahahahahahaha!

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🤣🤣🤣

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LOVE LOVE LOVEEE!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Hell (Fucking AI keyboard)

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You got one of them too? Better be careful. If you don't proof read, you might give away all your assets.

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It's Grammerly. It's actually quite helpful. It doesn't do profanity well.

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Then you need an upgrade!

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Add it to your dictionary lol its fuckin hilarious

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At times it doesn't do "human" very well either.

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That viral infection would be honored to have his little canned mushroom anywhere near her

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OMG, double-gagged!🤮🤮

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Triple

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I just spit coffee. Thanks, I needed a new keyboard anyway

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Apologies!!

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Yep. Streptococcus is so deep in the trump cult hole that she will never emerge intact. As for Tim Scott, if he sucked any harder on his god’s, er um, finger his head would explode. At least he wouldn’t have to get married. His beard would escape that torture at least.

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Absolutely

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She is my rep. Lucky me. My thoughts are, she would. And her husband would hold her skirt up.

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A friend of mine has BoBo, no one deserves that kind of pain either

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Ugh. I just can’t imagine what stupid person votes for such trash. And to think we are surrounded.

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Only if she swallows

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No question.

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Great point !!!

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Absolutely that and more!

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Yikes perish the thought!

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The drive to hold onto power no matter what is all that these people have. It's baffling watching half a dozen people compete to be seen with this guy in public! This dude would have been a political disaster any time before Obama.

Racists, however, couldn't cope with the idea that the black guy did better than the 43 white guys before so they were willing to look for the most racist person they possible could.

Which was great - millions died, trillions of dollars were burned or stolen, national security secrets were sold left and right, dozens of US covert operatives slain, and the country took a nosedive in every category that mattered.

But holy shit did they show those libs how a white man can do (poorly.)

BUT SLEEPY BRANDON HAS A MILKSHAKE!

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I like most of your comment, - but “sleepy brandon” is anything but sleepy. His administration has kicked ass and continues to do so. His cabinet has remained a stable force of qualified individuals unlike his predecessor who had a revolving door of incompetents coming and going, you needed a Dramamine just to follow...

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Yeah the last bit was supposed to be a parody of the media's propensity for false equivalencies.

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I was just told that I should make my sarcasm more obvious by a correspondent at another blog missing the kind of piranhas of wit Tiedrich attracts. So: Sleepy (wink!) creepy (wink wink!) sniffy (wink wink wink) Old Uncle Joe had better get busy if he’s going to derail the Trump Train. I kid because I care, seriously, folks, Trump is a piñata brimming with ordure.

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Oh, what a silly goose! I forgot to mention the subject that got me the scolding from that sincere reader. Facing the Hurricane Katrina of shit that is the Dobbs decision, I decided to pose as a concerned voter who was uncertain about Hillary, and who never ever could have anticipated the reversal of Roe. Why, it was established law! Guess I should have made my sarcasm more apparent. And I guess I should get over it, it was eight years ago. I guess I’ll get over it...how about NEVER! IS NEVER A GOOD TIME FOR YOU? WE WARNED YOU, YOU LIBERAL AIRHEADS! DR JILL STEIN MY ASS! WE TOLD YOU THIS WAS COMING DOWN, BUT OH, NO, YOU PUT THE BACK OF YOUR WRIST TO YOUR FOREHEAD, AND VOTED FOR SOME BOUTIQUE CANDIDATE TO SHOW EVERYONE HOW INDEPENDENT YOU WERE! SHRIEK! RAVE! RANT!

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You express my feelings about the loss of Roe v Wade!! I was 23 & a staunch Feminist in 1973. I was so happy to have that & the potential of getting the ERA ratified. Never did I imagine this shit show of rights being chiseled away. I’m so angry, bitter, & at times depressed.

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People are on edge. Best to add the /s to indicate sarcasm.

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I usually assume the best of Jeff's readership's sarcasm detectors unless I'm being particularly subtle.

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I got it- Irony.

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Yep! Dark Brandon Rocks!

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And the way he sucked on the straw wasn't manly enough. Who comes up with this stuff?

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People very interested in manly sucking apparently.

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Right! Looking at you, Hannity!

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Good one!

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fox dipshits

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Yup--and I don't even think THEY take this shit seriously. They probably laugh about how dumb the people that listen to their unholy spiel are as they count their millions.

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Jean E. Should name Fox 🦊 in the next suit ,thin the bank a bit Trumpkin might be a bit light in his 💰 cash flow after NYC ‘s done with his stinky ass on Wednesday!

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I know right, take the only thing the man and FOX adore! His money!

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I wonder when the $5 million of the first case will be paid to E. Jean. The $83.3 is going to take longer. He might still convince some bank in the world to let him have a bond for 110% of $83.3 million, in order to appeal the second case.

I wonder in part because Trump is attempting to defame her indirectly through such people as Rudy Colludy Guiliani and Elise Streptococcus. So I wonder if E. Jean has enough $$$$$$$ to go after them for defaming her, too.

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Old fashioned word: Nimrods

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You win today!

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Isn't that the scary pathetic part?

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All they have left is hate. No ideas, no integrity, no character. They have forgotten why they were elected. We are watching in real time what was a major political party dissolve into laughable nothingness. And we’re seeing what happens to our society when education isn’t valued. 🤦‍♀️

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And we’re AGAIN seeing what happens when a sizable percentage of a formerly great nation throws in with a cult leader repeating a fable they like to hear over and over again, until they believe it without question. When I say again I’m looking at you, 1930s Germany.

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It wasn’t just in Germany. There was an openly active Nazi Party here in the good old USA. They had Nazi summer camps & held a huge rally at Madison Square Garden.

I found a little 1 hr doc called

Naziville if you’re interested. I just googled it

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The Rethuglican party needs to go the way of its predecessor, the Whigs.

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Hmmmm. I think the power behind the street level maggots know exactly what they want. They want a white Christian fascism power structure. Wherein they make a gazillion dollars to buy yachts with while the rest of us work our asses into the ground and die early. Just saying!

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All they had to BEGIN with was hate, which they have in spades. And white people too.

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And Teachers not valued!

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I so agree with you. With so many friends who are in the classroom, I hear some horror stories.

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Nuthin' to add here. And of course that NY rep will never be vp nominee; too "ethnic" a name. Hell, Ronna dropped her name and they covered up "John McCain" on the battleship. It's turtles all the way down. He'll pick some hillbilly.

Oh, and he will fucking lose. Then it'll be like Germany after WWII, where it was all "Nazis? We were never Nazis. I suppose there may have been some over in the next village..."

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When I read "hillbilly" I immediately thought of Sarah Huckster Slanders.

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Her name is too long.lol

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Not impossible

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Impossible. Slanders isn't "hot" enough for him.

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Won't be a hottie. He's not getting overshadowed like McCain did with Palin. My vote - white woman. Probably Midwest because that vote is not a given. Middle aged. Non threatening to Middle American women like a young hottie would be. Probably not Noem- she's kind of disappeared after Corey. Definitely religious and wears it on her sleeve. Someone who's not mouthy like Lake, Mace or Greene. Once again, he's not having attention taken away from him. There's Blackburn in TN or Sanders in Ark. Not really Midwest, but close enough. Or the pig castrator in Iowa. Perfect. White, military, not flashy, religious Joni Ernst. It won't be someone from the West. Michele Fiore from Vegas is even too trashy and stupid for him. Definitely will not be someone who is black, particularly a black woman because they are trying to make sure they put him in prison. His racist cult will not vote for a black person because even though many of them are dumber than dirt, both parties know that whomever is VP in 2025 may end up president due to Biden's and Trump's age. Horrors upon horrors. Another black man who dared to wear a tan suit.

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Trump is teetering on the brink mentally, physically and emotionally (insofar as a psychopath can be), and his criteria for a VP is a danger. He, not Biden, could well not make it for the next four years. Something more to worry about.

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Probably right. Also, many fundamentalist wacko types believe that men must rule.

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Ugh!🤮🤮🤮

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Triple that!

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🤣🤣🤣

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I did too. Locks in the Evangelicals, cult women, her obnoxious dad, and the South.

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Trump | Vance

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She's not his "type," physically, therefore not his type for a VP. I wish I were kidding.

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Hey while we're on the topic of veeps, where do the loyalties of Hope Hicks lie these days?

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Been wondering about Hicks too.

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Yah over ze hill playing with da V-2 ‘s plenty oft ze Nazis !

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I do believe that there will be a day when all of this will be over. The Trump name will disappear from skyscrapers and golf courses. Congress will debate over programs that will advance the American people and agree on them. America will be the beacon of Freedom and Democracy to the world. People that truly want to represent those who elect them will be in the news.

I will believe this until the day dawns and the morning star rises in my heart.

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I agree but this election we have to win everything in order to get that world started. I hope I live to see it.

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Me too, thank you.

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Many of us have been here since FDR or Harry Truman were in the White House. We are all waiting for that day.

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I agree. This is going to be a much studied period in our history. But I do think that what will emerge from this melee is progressive policies

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Puff puff pass.

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I’m with you Darrell. We shouldn’t abandon hope and give in to the very cynicism MAFA thrives on. I want to believe good can prevail.

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What drugs do you take?

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I am a empath and optimist. I don't need any drugs. I don't side with evil so I look for those who do to disappear.

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Thanks Darrell Smith!! I want to believe!

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