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Trump’s attorneys are a lesson in Incompetence 101. Wendy’s should have kicked him out for creating a disturbance.

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"Sir, this is a Wendy's. You can't get a Big Mac here."

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you left out "with tears in his/her eyes"

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That is a good one!! Lol

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥲

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Jeff, any first semester law student knows how to file for a bench trial or a jury trial. HabbaHabba Yam Yam doesn’t know shit from shinola, but when your working for $10.00 an hour and your side gig as a working girl in a parking garage ... I mean what the hell would u expect? A great skit on SNL.. cheers from Stockholm fellow travellers.

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Hanna habba yam yam? I’m dying!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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😂

we're all living in the twilight zone. The pig face episode...

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Trump has pio eyes,too. No dump on pigs but if you have spent any time around the 4-legged version you can see they smart but potentially ruthless.

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Is it the movie "Snatch" where there's a guy connected to the mob who keeps pigs because they can dispose of a body in 15 minutes, belt buckles and all?

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Eewww !

No, I'm referring to an old episode of The Twilight Zone.

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Yeah, funny, I've seen exactly one episode in the last 20 years and it was that one.

But yeah, this is the scene I had in mind:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPykz6CNqGE

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Close relative. To the pig of course.

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We sure are! 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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I love that HabbaHabba Yam Yam 🤣😂🤣

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Spit take here dammit

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Well, habba habba. Oops.

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FF - cheers from Copenhagen this week!

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Love it - great post, apropos for her!

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She's a Habba Dabba Don't!

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Another thing that pissed off Donald yesterday was Arnold Schwarzenegger (on Jimmy Kimmel) estimating Chumpy the orange clown’s weight to be 315 lbs. That’s more like it!

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Thanks I will check that out!

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That's my bid.

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He went to WENDYS afterwards? 😂👌 soon he won’t even be able to afford that. He’s such a pig.... a coronary just waiting to happen. 🙄

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🤞🏻 One can hope on both scenarios!

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An arrest, or a cardiac arrest. I don't care which.

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My personal favorite part:

"then, Trump waddled himself into a nearby Wendy’s — I shit you not, life imitates tweet — and continued to piss and moan about how unfair it all is — annoying the fuck out of children who were just trying to get a burger." 😂🤣😂

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haha yes! I could not be more delighted by Jeff's profane turns of phrase :-D

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Yesssss!!! My personal fave as well!!

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milliontyskillion dollars...!!! Yeah, in Monopoly $. Maybe... 🙄

There's no get out of jail free card in the stack. 🤣

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KUDOS TO GEN KELLY AND GEN. MILLEY FOR HAMMERING THE MANGO MOUSSILI NI OVER HIS HATRED OF OUR MILITARY.

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I loved Milley’s speech! He called trump what he is..a wannabe dictator!

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Milley's speech was wonderful, especially when he praised Biden's leadership style with that of the Despot Dipshit.

As far as Kelly is concerned, all I can say is...better late than never, and I mean that! I'm glad he told the truth!

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Ah poor, poor Donnie. Ever the victim of an unfair system. Too dumb to know that if you say the state says the property is worth $NNN for taxes, and then you inflate the value on a financial statement in order to get a loan, you have committed fraud. And crying about it on TV is a surefire way to get the court to notice that you just admitted to the crime.

Ten dimensional chess? He can't even play 1 dimensional checkers.

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Exactly! His so-called mastery is in allowing his XXXL need to counteract his ginormous insecurity. He can’t even manage any strategy in dominoes.

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I am so damn sick of the tired term ‘witch hunt’ bc it denotes those nasty women who were smarter than the ‘fraidy cat white male wimps who were threatened by them, thus persecuting them. The other side, however, denotes TFG thinks of himself as a lady who is a witch?? Fucking gross loser dumb/p shit.

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Totally agree. It's a sexist shitty term and Witches deserve better.

The history of the women accused of being a witch is revolting.

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I used the term ‘nasty’ bc that’s how TFG terms women who challenge him. Yes it is revolting and tragic. If I were called a witch I would feel highly complimented as being a smart and powerful woman.

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Same here. An honorable title! :)

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witch is problematic for me -- given our recent ancestors actually burned uppity women (who they called witches) in the name of gOD, only a few miles from my ct house -- so, like, i kinda steer clear of the whole witch concept

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Uppity? It sounds like actually living so close to the historical events could become an opportunity to embrace the past by delving deeper into the facts surrounding it. And why it is that god is always used as an excuse when nothing else can justify fear and loathing resulting in violence. Hint: Fear.

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ive delved quite deeply, thx -- our 300 year project to torture/murder 50,000 innocent women is a blight on us, but not inconsistent with our extensive history of enslaving and torture/murdering kidnapped African families--thus my use of uppity

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And how many times do you think he’s used this term “witch hunt” over the last several years. Stingy little jerk wouldn’t even invest in a 2nd grade dictionary. And while we’re at it somebody tie up or cut off those pitiful little hands. He can’t speak without flaying them around. Oh yeah! Handcuffs would work.

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WHILE EVERYONE IS SO CONCERNED OVER HUNTER USING HIS GIVEN LAST NAME FOR AN ALLEGED ADVANTAGE, MEANWHILE DJT AND HIS SPAWN USE IT EVERY DAY LIKE GETTING $2 BILLION FROM THA SAUDIS, WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT WAS FOR? DID HE SELL SECRETS ABOUT ISREAL TO SAUDIS, DO NOT PUT IT PASSED ANY OF THEM.

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I like your response but in the kindest way, I wish that you didn’t use ALLCAPS because it indicates you probably aren’t aware that means you are shouting at us. I do not mean offense, some folks don’t know this.

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The scenes from that Wendy’s visit will endure.

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Those poor kids are scarred as we are well.

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... as we are as well.

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His attorney probably figures she won’t get paid so she went for the shortest trial option in order to cut her losses. While this trial isn’t as important as his crimes against democracy trials, it’s my favorite because it has the biggest chance of costing him the most of what he holds dear.

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Yep! Hit him where it actually hurts, his pocket.

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It's not as important, but in a way, it's more important because it's the only thing that will actually personally devastate him.

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Exactly, especially since he may not go to prison.

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Poor-house works for me - him humiliated sounds good.

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I love how you used the word glowered after hearing so many other words used to describe him, they were getting repetitive. It inspired a poorly constructed poem:

He grimaced and glowered

Like a mad dog he scowled

And the air how it fouled

As he shifted and slumped

Like he shat in his pants

released more tirades and rants

At a Wendy’s no less \ who the fuck predicted that \ The hungry children scatter.

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Quite lovely, thank you.

Any day this xcumbag is miserable puts a s.ile on my face.

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I hope he brought a big bag of Depends to court today.

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Well he did have to change his tie after court...ROTFLMAO

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Must be some close quarters with Trump & Walty in the same restroom changing nappies.

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Dude all relieved last night that 'the statute of limitations has run out on 80% of this'. LOL! Talk about an admission of guilt. Too bad for him that Judge said the statute restarts each time you crime again. Boo Hoo.

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Well since he never stops criminals that clock be a running!

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Yippee! Thanks for that info!

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Little big Ass Donny fuckface will not be digging his orange blobbular slumped shouldered tiny handed asshole for a mouth accordion armed sociopathic pathological lying 🤥 fuckery out of this one..suck it up bastard baby man.. and your Fukd up kids as well!! Ahahaha!! You giant oversized POS 💩

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I may have to keep that one!

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