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My husband says I so look forward to my morning with Jeff I should buy you a cup of coffee and put you on the Christmas card list. I told him I’m a subscriber 😉

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Oy, gevalt, this shit keeps rolling down the hill like a roll of cheese on Cooper's Hill in Gloucester, while the Jordans of this realm keep tumbling after and wetting themselves.

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It's never too soon to jail the Trumps. Criminals, the lot of them.

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Ever since he announced his candidacy in 2015 I've been waiting for people who knew him when he was a teenager to come forward with eye-witness stories about his cruelty. You know they exist. How come we haven't heard them? He's a sociopath, and sociopaths start exhibiting their trademark behaviours in childhood. I wish we could hear more about his psychopathology -- the REASONS for his bad behaviour. OF COURSE he behaves badly -- so did Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini, Idi Amin, Pol Pot -- all sociopaths.

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He's been vindictive since he was born I think. You have only to read Mary Trump's book. Even if she is, as some say, a disgruntled, jealous relative, so F_ing what? I was born and raised in NY, Grew up in a swanky area of Long Island. My father built mansions, houses, and apartment buildings. My dad was raised in Queens. He never had a good thing to say about the Trumps. Shysters is what he called them. Vindictiveness is just another chapter in the playbook.

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WHAT ELSE CAN THIS MORON DO TO DESTROY AMERICA.

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200 years from today, unless humanity has reverted back to hunter-gather or travelling nomad societies, History will record these turbulent years as the Age of the Orange Shitgibbon.

Yes, he is a vindictive little shit.

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On the 2016 campaign trail, Donald Trump warned the morons on the fence that if Hillary Clinton were elected, we'd find ourselves in a constitutional crisis, and there would be non-stop investigations.

This was just before "projection" became the common understanding of Trump's and the GOP's diversion and propaganda tactics.

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I regret that I can only “like” your post and not “love” it. But Jeff, you left a very important Trump descriptive out of your recitation! I would respectfully like to add “Putin-fellating” to the other characteristic attributes of The Donald, so as not to ignore his tremendous contributions to foreign policy, aside from hosing and betrothing a couple of Eastern European ho’s.

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Jul 10, 2023·edited Jul 10, 2023

Don't forget this disgusting corollary to the abuse of power rule: grotesque incestuous misogyny.

“Aides said he talked about Ivanka Trump’s breasts, her backside, and what it might be like to have sex with her, remarks that once led [former Chief of Staff] John Kelly to remind the president that Ivanka was his daughter,” wrote author Miles Taylor in an excerpt obtained by Newsweek. Those inappropriate comments have led to headlines that are probably the reason why Ivanka is spending her post-political life jet-setting around the globe in her new travel influencer life. She’s distanced herself from her dad and the rest of the family, and maybe the world is finding out the real reason why."

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Ahhh, Jeff. You make me smile through all this shit and for that i'm grateful.

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Great piece this morning.. one question for you and fellow travellers.. using the same logic that committing more crimes brings in more votes, then why doesn’t Pence or Rondo do the same? They both need votes... amiright?

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Oh Jeff. Please keep it up! The rest of us are simply exhausted by all the hateful BS. You always put it so well, in such colorful language...

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The orange image I am having of Trump is him in an orange jumpsuit, to match his hair, and chains and leg irons. I was just reading a Propublica piece titled Right-Wing Websites Connected to Former Trump Lawyer Are Scamming Loyal Followers with Phony Celebrity Pitches.

https://www.propublica.org/article/right-wing-websites-scam-readers-phony-celebrity-pitches

Of course this would be connected to the ultimate grifter, Donald Trump. These are his people. Of course, Trump appointee Unjustice Terry Doughty would just say it is freedom of Speech. When I hear people writing how they are going to vote for a third party, or recently I read about a woman who voted for Ralph Nader. I remember warning friends who were doing that at the time that they would regret it because the president appoints justices to the Supreme Court and even more effectively to the Federal Courts, who see way more cases. I also did not vote for him because I did not think he would get anything done in office, which might be what the carrion who voted for the current House of Representatives MAGAt members want from their elected representatives. I prefer that we elect people into government who actually govern.

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The weaponization of government ....

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