... and I didn't even get to all the other crazy shit that happened yesterday. Newark Airport, DC Airport, Pete Kegstand firing half the generals, Kristi Noem grilled by the Senate ... what a total batshit day
Just put a bunch of cuss words into a page, and copy and pasta is over and over. Thats what the fuck I do. It works for me. :) The Mother of the Earth love you and Protect you jeff. We druids share your concerns. :)
On bsky, I start with obscenities then fill in with coherent words to make sentences. Because I'm so angry, the expletive deletes is all I can type. I'm an old guy, sometimes I fantasize about organizing a team that distracts security just long enuf to, in the words of some famous movie, land a well placed bullet.
Please do! I need this daily dose of Jeff. Living in a red state that approves of trump by 64%. You help my sanity. That is a beautiful imaginary line on his noggin' just perfect. Happy Day!
You people just fail to understand artistic talent. That [hideous] makeup line was obviously intentional. Artistic license & all that. Give the guy a little credit. 😵💫
By tomorrow there'll be another 547 batshit crazy things to write about and the ones you mentioned above will be forgotten. And that's probably deliberate.
We really need to change the expression from, "It's all good," to "It's all bad."
I get the idea that he's trying to distract, although I don't think there's that much planning involved. All of these items are pretty bad -- easily "disqualifying" for any Democratic presidential candidate or president. Ever. It's a head scratcher that committing a thousand [fill in the blanks] should somehow soften the importance of any of the others. They'll all pretty bad. It's all bad. More bad things equals something worse.
You are going to have to triple the length of your posts to even begin to keep up with the batshit lunacy that this orange anus commits every goddamn day.
Underwood shows such restraint when Noem spews her BS. See, I would first ask Kristi if she knows what no and yes mean. If she does, I’d have large cards for her to use so that no one would have to listen to her. Perhaps this tactic could be introduced to every member of this regime.
jeff, He doesnt know. I mean you know this, and I know this. Its how the fuck it is. Listen to this shit: "We don't have to sign deals... one day we'll come and we'll give you 100 deals and they don't have to sign." What the actual fuck does that mean? Does that even sound like someone who is commanding all their faculties or even dealing from a 52 card deck? No. He MIGHT have a 33 card deck. And thats it.
Our update today was shit-filled, but I tried to uplift it.
The 33 cards might be a stretch. Donny Demento is getting worse by the day and the bizarre shit he keeps spewing should be enough to get him a 72-hour stay at the local DC boom boom house. The look on PM Carney's face says it all. It's beyond WTF. Got a good laugh from Dump's juvenile makeup job and the border along his eroded face. Perfect.
I have reluctantly to agree with you. I have also been reading up on the catastrophic climate impact (let alone the horrendously high death toll) that will ensue after any level of nuclear exchange. Many of us in ‘The West’ are living under some of the worst possible political leadership during this cruel socio economic fractured and increasingly violent time.
I wont argue. I think that is why I do what I do as much as I do it. Educate the masses. I think the problem is that the uneducated, and the unwilling to educate support the current administration, despite the clear evidence that they should not.
I saw a poll yesterday involving non-consumers of the news and how they voted. And how they feel about things now. How would they know? Why don't you have to prove in order to vote that you at least know how to read at a 1st grade level and can use a remote to switch at least to one news channel. Not Fox.
Later on in the babble he started talking about other countries "shopping" in the US. If he doesn't know the difference between selling and shopping, perhaps he's not the best person to negotiate a trade deal?
I have serious doubts that he even understands where he is, or what hes doing anymore. His sundowners syndrome is worse than any other president, and yes, I mean even worse than Reagan. Dementia Donald is crashing hard.
Not a true Department as "Secretary Musk" was not confirmed by the Senate. Of course, all the Republicans and 17 dependable Democrats would have voted a loud AYE!
Let's see, what would an effective russian asset do first, fire the generals, take down air traffic control, lose planes over the side of a ship, close the borders, disappear random people, build new concentration camps, fire the lawyers, fire anyone who doesn't agree with pootin's lapdog, etc. Krasnov much?
Somewhere, Jeff, I’m confident you’re amassing a comprehensive yet never ending list of hyphenated words describing this failing president. Faux-gilding, doll-stealing, pencil-hoarding, deal-faking, border-challenging, Greenland-invading, WhatsApp-ignoring, etc. I’ve no doubt you’ve got a Yuge list going including my favorite ketchup-hurling, and I’m here for it!
I only skim through the very worst of the news. Transportation outages don't necessarily make the list. But JFC. Fucking Reagan inherited a substandard air traffic control system that routinely had outages. So what did he do when the overworked controllers went on strike? He fired them, and out of the frying pan into the fire. Dipshit Dwumpy doesn't even have that excuse. I figure there are 3 options. 1. Just remove his fucking ass from the oval office, shitting his pants the whole way. Whadda say JD? 25A? You know you want to job. 2. Termination. The old school way. 3. Make sure no one pays attention to anything he & his minions want. With Stephen Miller in jail, that task is much easier.
Don’t forget the second air craft carrier that fell off the same shiip in the Red Sea. Oopsie! Kerplunk - right into the drink. (Hope this wasn’t fake news that I am blathering on about)
Hmm. I’m waiting for the next firing: Admiral Lisa Franchetti, Chief of Naval Operations. Someone has to go down for this, and she (being a she) is the perfect candidate.
Donnie fired her February 21st. Long gone, but I suppose he can still blame this on her. After all, everything "bad" is still being blamed on Joe Biden.
Carney: Thank you for having me. Please give me a second as my eyes adjust to the shiny gross tackiness of this ridiculous decor. My word you must have a small weiner. Anyway, it’s good to be here so I can tell you to your face that Canada says to go fuck yourself, then eat some shit, then go fuck yourself some more and then burn in hell and then kiss our asses. We’d rather sink into the goddamn ocean eating Tim Horton’s made of moose shit than be your 51st fucking state. So again, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you and fuck you. And tell Melania that Justin says hi.
Totally. Carney is a patient man and I loved his comments about “revitalizing NATO” ie, we can’t trust the US anymore.
And sure. Our health system is GREAT if you like big deductibles and out of pocket costs. I’ve already spent 3000 on an ER visit, routine labs, and office visits. and that’s WITH insurance. And I’m relatively prosperous. If you’re making 15/hour, that’s a big chunk of change.
Yeah Eva...his comment on health care is just a knee jerk reaction response ...he thinks it polls well cause the sheeple would believe it. Democrats have NEVER had an hour seminar on how European national Healthcare is superior to ours. Even Bernie skirts it. Why? Maybe they fear being tagged 'socialists'?. The Dems never explained to the American people the vital jobs that each agency did. Democrats suck at explaining things. Get Liz Warren and a few other eloquent Dems out there to explain who does what and why it's important. They didn't so the relentless right wing filled the void...a catastrophe.
On behalf of this country, please accept our deepest apologies. In plain English, he is a fucking moron. Most of us deeply despise him. All we can hope for is that his worsening dementia and clogged arteries dramatically shorten his term and that the damage he is doing can be swiftly repaired.
I can't speak from before I was a teenager, but ever since, it's been embarrassing being an American. I will say that since Jerry Brown became governor the second time, it's been a matter of pride being a Californian and resident of the Bay Area.
It’s always been an embarrassment to be an American LeeAnn! I have far too many friends in other sane countries, including many tribal members whose sadness and despair are apparent in their eyes!!
I'm a Scot whose family emigrated here when I was a kid - FIRST hated it here, then grew to LOVE it here once I'd worked my azz off, struggling to overcome major trauma (still not 100% there, but....) have my own home I love, multiple rescued fur babies over the years, most of whom are interred within the grounds of my now-heavily wooded half-acre plus. We're very lucky to be protected from most natural weather events and can handle the ice and snow (although my joints bitch and complain a lot). Still, my garden fills me with delight: countless birds singing and the 3 wee feral cat siblings I nurture (so fat now they scarcely give the birds a glance, preferring to laze atop their heated houses all year long). My dogs and last remaining cat are also healthy and happy and we can still afford their healthcare (vital to us). Mortgage is paid off. My SOLE complaint is that we still haven't managed to get rid of junk and gotten rooms fixed the way I'd prefer for 'aging in place'. I LOVE my home. I HATE 'amurrica's racist nazi azzholes', a couple of whom've wormed their way into houses a block away. EVEN a long-term neighbour whose parents I helped for years AND helped her after their deaths has become 'magat' despite being ethnically someone they'd target. Still, I persist and IF we ever decide to leave/sell this home we love, there will be stipulations a to any future occupant. My elderly Aunt lived in Toronto while we were in Scotland but I knew very little about her, sadly and have no one to ask. I loved Montreal on my single visit there. Canada appeals more and more, as do its lovely people. My major problem is that they'll likely not appreciate MY use of 'fuck' to describe donny 2scoops/2dolls ad infinitum. Sigh.
We have patients in the hospital with liver failure that don't look that orange. Does he not have a mirror? Are his cataracts so thick that he can't see anymore? And I get upset if my mascara is smeared????
In March Trump appointed his chief ass wiper Nauta to serve on a board making key decisions for the U.S. Naval Academy. So he has plenty of time to cruise for junkyard gilded crap. Only the best.
Um, hey Prime Minister of Jeffistan…could you be our PRESIDENT for a while!!! Dolls-he fucking probably plays with barbies at night. Great make-up job too……Lord Have Mercy! Have a lovely day everyone and stay safe!
Talk about the 2nd Gilded Age! The gold paint eagle signifies…his total reverence for all things crass, undignified, cheap, oafish, lowbrow, loutish, unrefined, asinine, and bovine.
The Oval Office looks like a Saturday morning flea market at the now defunct car auction lot.
I love flea markets, antiquing, estate sales, yard sales and rummage sales, but there isn’t one thing in Trump’s gold paint decor OO that shows one iota of substance. The man is a cheap, ill fitting suit, filled with self-debasement and packing peanuts.
I do love that he’s doing his own makeup. The ears are the funniest! The Canadian border meme.
The name TRUMP exudes white trash and shit for taste. Everything he touches turns to absolute pustules, which is why his moniker will always be ripped down to the cheers of passersby on the street.
Are those gilded flyswatters mounted on the lovely Federal fireplace? Someone had to have drilled holes into the marble to hang those ridiculous things. It's an absolute desecration.
I think that gold eagle in the fireplace is the same one that tried to peck at him a few years ago. He had it taxidermized, then gold-plated, and now it's on display as a warning to the others.
The Sewer Clown economic portion of the White House makes it sound like other countries have sales people that come to America to sell us their goods. NO! That’s not how it works. My last job in New Jersey was servicing a manufacturing company who biggest client was Walmart. Walmart would need, say, 100,000 beach towels for the summer. They’d ask the Mfg Co to present samples for their buyers in Arkansas. Then, once that was decided Mfg Co sent the mock up to China and in a few weeks would get what the finished product would look like and send that to Arkansas for approval and a final buy order was made.
Walmart, Amazon and others are the ones responsible for trade with China. This maximizes their profits greatly. MAGA idiots, stop blaming China here, they are fulfilling what we ask of them. 🙄🙄🙄
Sorry for the long post but this shit makes me crazy. 🤪
And parts. There are thousands of US product makers who source parts that are not made anywhere in the US. There are no textile factories in the US and no intelligent investor would build one. Not going to happen in our lifetime.
I should have also stated I’m defending China here. Nixon opened the door and companies quickly learned how to increase profits and subsequently tank a lot of US manufacturing jobs. I had many relatives in Massachusetts who lost their jobs as a result. 😕
Two days ago he was a movie mogul rambling about Alcatraz and more shark shit. Yesterday he was artistic, flanked by two spray painted plastic eagles that look like they were salvaged from a dumpster in Dania Beach. What's it gonna be today, Donnie?
The Toddler King is so wrapped up in his terminal fog that he doesn't get how the World despises him. He and all of his "trinkets" are going to end up in the dustbin of history. The Real World is going to stomp his ass.
All of the garbage that support him or are in his "cabinet" are going to be forever forgotten. We the people don't need any of them.
Oh, he KNOWS how much we hate him, which is why he is firing all the Generals and Admirals that of course see him as a traitor and danger. The youngster G.I.'s don't know shit and will be afraid to refuse attacking fellow Americans who peacefully protest.
And while this nattering nabob* of incoherence goes on and on, his offspring seem to be making out like bandits -- except "bandits" isn't the right word because bandits don't make deals.
Ah, yes -- good ol' Spiro Agnew.... That was how he described the media. He was awful, but I'll take nattering nabobs of negativism over Enemy of the People any day
Jeff, I’ll keep this shirt. People connect the dots.. Donald gets rid of 4 Generals, Donald intensifies surveillance on Greenland.. this is prepping for an invasion of Greenland with no Generals to voice their dissent.. wake up folks.
... and I didn't even get to all the other crazy shit that happened yesterday. Newark Airport, DC Airport, Pete Kegstand firing half the generals, Kristi Noem grilled by the Senate ... what a total batshit day
I'll just have to write about all that shit tomorrow, right?
Just put a bunch of cuss words into a page, and copy and pasta is over and over. Thats what the fuck I do. It works for me. :) The Mother of the Earth love you and Protect you jeff. We druids share your concerns. :)
😂😂😂
On bsky, I start with obscenities then fill in with coherent words to make sentences. Because I'm so angry, the expletive deletes is all I can type. I'm an old guy, sometimes I fantasize about organizing a team that distracts security just long enuf to, in the words of some famous movie, land a well placed bullet.
you seem to follow my Bsky logic, AJM.
Several if it’s not too much trouble
Please do! I need this daily dose of Jeff. Living in a red state that approves of trump by 64%. You help my sanity. That is a beautiful imaginary line on his noggin' just perfect. Happy Day!
You people just fail to understand artistic talent. That [hideous] makeup line was obviously intentional. Artistic license & all that. Give the guy a little credit. 😵💫
🤣😂🤣
No.
Agree Lee Ann! Ohio is just as bad, so Jeff is needed therapy.
Yes! Good outlet for all we're feeling!
but tomorrow will have its own boatload
Everyday is but another bite of the shit sandwich Donny presents to “we the serfs” Gina!!
Pantload.
You won't run out of material, that is for sure!
By tomorrow there'll be another 547 batshit crazy things to write about and the ones you mentioned above will be forgotten. And that's probably deliberate.
It's probable that things are actually going to worsen by the day.
We really need to change the expression from, "It's all good," to "It's all bad."
I get the idea that he's trying to distract, although I don't think there's that much planning involved. All of these items are pretty bad -- easily "disqualifying" for any Democratic presidential candidate or president. Ever. It's a head scratcher that committing a thousand [fill in the blanks] should somehow soften the importance of any of the others. They'll all pretty bad. It's all bad. More bad things equals something worse.
Only 547?
I just hit random keys on my keyboard, but you're probably right. It will be more than that.
The zone isn’t going to flood itself, you know.
You are going to have to triple the length of your posts to even begin to keep up with the batshit lunacy that this orange anus commits every goddamn day.
There will be so much more by then. You just can't keep up with it. No one could. This is a political industry-new record.
The firehouse of bullshit is working very well. It’s hard to keep up with all of his shit just as intended.
Pretty sure he'll provide you with enough material in one week that'll last a year.
You're assuming there won't be a whole new load of shit
Yes, please, do write your wonderful lil’ brains off!
We'll wait...
No, more postings today Uncle Jeff...please.
Krusty Gnome was rendered moot by Rep. Laurel Underwood yesterday. It was magical.
Lauren Underwood is one of the most intelligent, capable people in congress. And hopefully our next Senator.
Underwood shows such restraint when Noem spews her BS. See, I would first ask Kristi if she knows what no and yes mean. If she does, I’d have large cards for her to use so that no one would have to listen to her. Perhaps this tactic could be introduced to every member of this regime.
She was moot the day she began the job. Perhaps mute is what was meant, but that would be way too much to hope for.
HA, HA, HA, HA, good one!
It was indeed Walt!!
jeff, He doesnt know. I mean you know this, and I know this. Its how the fuck it is. Listen to this shit: "We don't have to sign deals... one day we'll come and we'll give you 100 deals and they don't have to sign." What the actual fuck does that mean? Does that even sound like someone who is commanding all their faculties or even dealing from a 52 card deck? No. He MIGHT have a 33 card deck. And thats it.
Our update today was shit-filled, but I tried to uplift it.
https://thistleandmoss.com/p/voices-of-a-diverse-america-may-7th
But Im also TRYING to cover live, all the updates in Pakistan, as that War is going to go full tilt shit-asswad-backfuckwards.
https://thistleandmoss.com/p/live-updates-pakistan-and-india-are
The 33 cards might be a stretch. Donny Demento is getting worse by the day and the bizarre shit he keeps spewing should be enough to get him a 72-hour stay at the local DC boom boom house. The look on PM Carney's face says it all. It's beyond WTF. Got a good laugh from Dump's juvenile makeup job and the border along his eroded face. Perfect.
Yeah, I sat through that mess yesterday, and holy shit. The constant disgust on Carney's face was priceless.
He can't believe the richest, most powerful nation on earth elected this crooked, stupid piece of shit.
I’m thinking that face is going to melt any day now, it wasn’t even that orange yesterday. It was RED. Please let him have a stroke. A big ass one.
If this were Great Britain they'd be coming for him with the "giggle-jacket."
Yep. That Kashmir conflict has been gifting me sleepless nights. This is an interesting take on how some historical karma for British Empire era crimes may soon unfold as that conflict looks set to spill over on to UK’s streets: https://knightsofthegreenshield.substack.com/p/an-india-pakistan-war-could-break?utm_source=post-banner&utm_medium=web&utm_campaign=posts-open-in-app&triedRedirect=true
Ive been updating our article with the live updates that have happened. I honestly think we are looking at a full scale drawn our war at this point.
I have reluctantly to agree with you. I have also been reading up on the catastrophic climate impact (let alone the horrendously high death toll) that will ensue after any level of nuclear exchange. Many of us in ‘The West’ are living under some of the worst possible political leadership during this cruel socio economic fractured and increasingly violent time.
I wont argue. I think that is why I do what I do as much as I do it. Educate the masses. I think the problem is that the uneducated, and the unwilling to educate support the current administration, despite the clear evidence that they should not.
I saw a poll yesterday involving non-consumers of the news and how they voted. And how they feel about things now. How would they know? Why don't you have to prove in order to vote that you at least know how to read at a 1st grade level and can use a remote to switch at least to one news channel. Not Fox.
Agreed. Then there's both of them possessing nuclear weapons that they're itching to use.
Later on in the babble he started talking about other countries "shopping" in the US. If he doesn't know the difference between selling and shopping, perhaps he's not the best person to negotiate a trade deal?
I have serious doubts that he even understands where he is, or what hes doing anymore. His sundowners syndrome is worse than any other president, and yes, I mean even worse than Reagan. Dementia Donald is crashing hard.
33 is generous.😂😂
It's a contest at this point. Which Department can be the most batshit crazy?
Sadly, you are right.
Doge
Not a true Department as "Secretary Musk" was not confirmed by the Senate. Of course, all the Republicans and 17 dependable Democrats would have voted a loud AYE!
Yes.
Firing the generals so there’s no one there to tell the troops not to follow an illegal order.
Just look at the generals they are firing. People of color and women.
Can’t have any women or colored folk in THIS man’s army! White straight dudes only need apply.
They’re the ones most likely to follow orders even if they’re wrong. A woman would speak up and argue it.
It's Olive Garden except that instead of endless salad and breadsticks you get Endless Batshit.
And we're all forced to eat at & pay for batshit garden. Last GD time these people get to pick!
Let's see, what would an effective russian asset do first, fire the generals, take down air traffic control, lose planes over the side of a ship, close the borders, disappear random people, build new concentration camps, fire the lawyers, fire anyone who doesn't agree with pootin's lapdog, etc. Krasnov much?
All of the above!
Jeff, have you seen this?
https://www.military.com/daily-news/2025/05/02/hegseth-works-hard-portray-himself-man-of-troops-they-might-not-be-buying-it.html
Kegseth... heh heh heh... not far off from Kegstand. Love it.
Somewhere, Jeff, I’m confident you’re amassing a comprehensive yet never ending list of hyphenated words describing this failing president. Faux-gilding, doll-stealing, pencil-hoarding, deal-faking, border-challenging, Greenland-invading, WhatsApp-ignoring, etc. I’ve no doubt you’ve got a Yuge list going including my favorite ketchup-hurling, and I’m here for it!
I only skim through the very worst of the news. Transportation outages don't necessarily make the list. But JFC. Fucking Reagan inherited a substandard air traffic control system that routinely had outages. So what did he do when the overworked controllers went on strike? He fired them, and out of the frying pan into the fire. Dipshit Dwumpy doesn't even have that excuse. I figure there are 3 options. 1. Just remove his fucking ass from the oval office, shitting his pants the whole way. Whadda say JD? 25A? You know you want to job. 2. Termination. The old school way. 3. Make sure no one pays attention to anything he & his minions want. With Stephen Miller in jail, that task is much easier.
Don’t forget the second air craft carrier that fell off the same shiip in the Red Sea. Oopsie! Kerplunk - right into the drink. (Hope this wasn’t fake news that I am blathering on about)
Hmm. I’m waiting for the next firing: Admiral Lisa Franchetti, Chief of Naval Operations. Someone has to go down for this, and she (being a she) is the perfect candidate.
Donnie fired her February 21st. Long gone, but I suppose he can still blame this on her. After all, everything "bad" is still being blamed on Joe Biden.
Wait, WHAT? Jeezus. Thank you for updating.
Canadian here: this is us watching Carney vs Trump.... bwahahahhahaahaha snort bwahahaha. Poor Americans.
Courtesy of Parkhomenko & Youngman:
Carney: Thank you for having me. Please give me a second as my eyes adjust to the shiny gross tackiness of this ridiculous decor. My word you must have a small weiner. Anyway, it’s good to be here so I can tell you to your face that Canada says to go fuck yourself, then eat some shit, then go fuck yourself some more and then burn in hell and then kiss our asses. We’d rather sink into the goddamn ocean eating Tim Horton’s made of moose shit than be your 51st fucking state. So again, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you and fuck you. And tell Melania that Justin says hi.
👏👏👏👏
“Tell Melania that Justin says hi” is *chefs kiss*
That did make me laugh. She was melting with lust when she met him. It was really funny
Yes, and the tackiness fits the occupant.
*slow clap*
Hilarious and right on point!
😂😂😂
Totally. Carney is a patient man and I loved his comments about “revitalizing NATO” ie, we can’t trust the US anymore.
And sure. Our health system is GREAT if you like big deductibles and out of pocket costs. I’ve already spent 3000 on an ER visit, routine labs, and office visits. and that’s WITH insurance. And I’m relatively prosperous. If you’re making 15/hour, that’s a big chunk of change.
your health insurance system and the GUNS - two big reasons it's NEVER NEVER NEVER
Amen. My son is currently visiting Canada for a long bit and quite likes it
Yeah Eva...his comment on health care is just a knee jerk reaction response ...he thinks it polls well cause the sheeple would believe it. Democrats have NEVER had an hour seminar on how European national Healthcare is superior to ours. Even Bernie skirts it. Why? Maybe they fear being tagged 'socialists'?. The Dems never explained to the American people the vital jobs that each agency did. Democrats suck at explaining things. Get Liz Warren and a few other eloquent Dems out there to explain who does what and why it's important. They didn't so the relentless right wing filled the void...a catastrophe.
Oh, I so agree, Douglas. I think most new, younger Demographic Representatives and Senators get it. Hopefully more running in ‘26 and ‘28.
So are you Canadian or American? No way to tell for sure from your comment. Just a guess -- probably American.
American.
On behalf of this country, please accept our deepest apologies. In plain English, he is a fucking moron. Most of us deeply despise him. All we can hope for is that his worsening dementia and clogged arteries dramatically shorten his term and that the damage he is doing can be swiftly repaired.
No, not most. 47% still love Trump and the job he is doing and 9% don't know who Trump is!
Its embarrassing as an American.
I can't speak from before I was a teenager, but ever since, it's been embarrassing being an American. I will say that since Jerry Brown became governor the second time, it's been a matter of pride being a Californian and resident of the Bay Area.
It is so embarrassing that I don't know if there is a word that sufficiently expresses how fucking embarrassing it is.
It’s always been an embarrassment to be an American LeeAnn! I have far too many friends in other sane countries, including many tribal members whose sadness and despair are apparent in their eyes!!
yes indeed. most of us are in awe that you are Canadian. How did you get so blessed?
I hate it here
I'm a Scot whose family emigrated here when I was a kid - FIRST hated it here, then grew to LOVE it here once I'd worked my azz off, struggling to overcome major trauma (still not 100% there, but....) have my own home I love, multiple rescued fur babies over the years, most of whom are interred within the grounds of my now-heavily wooded half-acre plus. We're very lucky to be protected from most natural weather events and can handle the ice and snow (although my joints bitch and complain a lot). Still, my garden fills me with delight: countless birds singing and the 3 wee feral cat siblings I nurture (so fat now they scarcely give the birds a glance, preferring to laze atop their heated houses all year long). My dogs and last remaining cat are also healthy and happy and we can still afford their healthcare (vital to us). Mortgage is paid off. My SOLE complaint is that we still haven't managed to get rid of junk and gotten rooms fixed the way I'd prefer for 'aging in place'. I LOVE my home. I HATE 'amurrica's racist nazi azzholes', a couple of whom've wormed their way into houses a block away. EVEN a long-term neighbour whose parents I helped for years AND helped her after their deaths has become 'magat' despite being ethnically someone they'd target. Still, I persist and IF we ever decide to leave/sell this home we love, there will be stipulations a to any future occupant. My elderly Aunt lived in Toronto while we were in Scotland but I knew very little about her, sadly and have no one to ask. I loved Montreal on my single visit there. Canada appeals more and more, as do its lovely people. My major problem is that they'll likely not appreciate MY use of 'fuck' to describe donny 2scoops/2dolls ad infinitum. Sigh.
Between the makeup and the obviously thinning ferret on Trump's head he makes 82 year old Biden look like a teenager.
Agreed!
At least he is no longer coloring said ‘thinning ferret’ pelt with what looked like Kool Aid.
Actual quote from that recent network interview: “I think we’re going to have an economy the likes of which we’ve never had before.”
Hmm, he may be right about that, but worse than the Depression? I hope not.
"The likes of which we've never seen (or had) before" is one of President Bone Spur's go-to lines. His vocabulary is that of a 7 year old.
A 7 year old boy in 1920...no 2025 7 year old boy would ever say that. Well maybe in the Deep South 'cause he heard his Maama say it!
That 74 IQ and drug addled grey matter oozing from his candy coated clown face is really something eh, KMD!!
He’s an ignorant dreamer. Always about money. What a sociopathic moron
Boy Howdie! I'm very afraid that will be true.
1. Since I’m retired will Nutlick force me into a job screwing in screws or is he just content with starving me?
2. Trump’s mottled skin makes him look more like an orange than ever. Albeit one that has turned sour and rancid
Yes, Kay-El, we will all be screwing something. However, you will have your choice of standard or Phillips head.
I’m more likely to need a Phillips which means they’ll give me a flat head. I guess it’ll mean I won’t get a ratcheting one either.
Talking of flat heads - have you seen trump's hair lately?
Love the pic which shows a large bald patch
Just stay away from those damn Allen wrenches…hate those things.
Use a ratchet driver - easiest thing in the world.
( a screwdriver that has an internal twisting motion , drives ‘em in fast! Put in an Allen head bit and away you go )
Thank you, Ole. I knew there had to be a better way.
I fucking hate those star shaped bits. They come in various sizes just to screw with us. Hahaha.
lol 😂
We have patients in the hospital with liver failure that don't look that orange. Does he not have a mirror? Are his cataracts so thick that he can't see anymore? And I get upset if my mascara is smeared????
Nutlick? All along I thought it was Licknuts… Oh well!
Either or works
NutLick forever!
The wrong Nutlick died on 9/11. Fight me for it.
Count on turning screws for a long while Kay-EI, eugenics holds a place in both Project 2025 and Yarvins Butterfly Revolution!!
Really a good one today, Jeff! Laughing! "Is Walt Nauta going out on weekends to cruise yard sales?"
In March Trump appointed his chief ass wiper Nauta to serve on a board making key decisions for the U.S. Naval Academy. So he has plenty of time to cruise for junkyard gilded crap. Only the best.
So very true Sharon, it’s a painful reminder of what should have been!!
Um, hey Prime Minister of Jeffistan…could you be our PRESIDENT for a while!!! Dolls-he fucking probably plays with barbies at night. Great make-up job too……Lord Have Mercy! Have a lovely day everyone and stay safe!
PM of Jeffistan. I like that Tess. You speak cleanly and fairly.
I'm going to start believing that I live in the land of Jeffistan and it's beyoooteeefulll!
It is fucking beautiful.
I support this.
Ditto Tess!!
100 days… feels like 100 years. Previous presidents weren’t perfect, but my God this guy is an absolute imbecile.
Sadly so few recognized the fact that he was a mobbed up connard and wastrel Mike !!
He’s got that giltcrap all over the Oval - somebody’s gonna have a great job filling all the nail holes when he’s gone.
Talk about the 2nd Gilded Age! The gold paint eagle signifies…his total reverence for all things crass, undignified, cheap, oafish, lowbrow, loutish, unrefined, asinine, and bovine.
The Oval Office looks like a Saturday morning flea market at the now defunct car auction lot.
I love flea markets, antiquing, estate sales, yard sales and rummage sales, but there isn’t one thing in Trump’s gold paint decor OO that shows one iota of substance. The man is a cheap, ill fitting suit, filled with self-debasement and packing peanuts.
I do love that he’s doing his own makeup. The ears are the funniest! The Canadian border meme.
The name TRUMP exudes white trash and shit for taste. Everything he touches turns to absolute pustules, which is why his moniker will always be ripped down to the cheers of passersby on the street.
you nailed it Karen!
…”his total reverence for all things crass, undignified, cheap, oafish, lowbrow, loutish, unrefined, asinine, and bovine.”
The man is an adjective junkie… there’s prob 200 that help describe him overall
Trump's stigmata ear?
His true self shines through clearly, like a cheap tacky game show, and yet his game is dead serious.
Rec'd for Oval Office/Saturday morning flea market at defunct car auction lot
And that one eagle isn’t the only one!
He's as much of an " artist " as the guy who eats paint, & pukes it up on a blank canvas. 🙄
Great makeup artist too! Looks like someone puked on his face.
Puked on his puke face!
Are those gilded flyswatters mounted on the lovely Federal fireplace? Someone had to have drilled holes into the marble to hang those ridiculous things. It's an absolute desecration.
I think that gold eagle in the fireplace is the same one that tried to peck at him a few years ago. He had it taxidermized, then gold-plated, and now it's on display as a warning to the others.
What about the holes in his head??? lol
Yet to be determined.
He's gilty, gilty, gilty!
The Sewer Clown economic portion of the White House makes it sound like other countries have sales people that come to America to sell us their goods. NO! That’s not how it works. My last job in New Jersey was servicing a manufacturing company who biggest client was Walmart. Walmart would need, say, 100,000 beach towels for the summer. They’d ask the Mfg Co to present samples for their buyers in Arkansas. Then, once that was decided Mfg Co sent the mock up to China and in a few weeks would get what the finished product would look like and send that to Arkansas for approval and a final buy order was made.
Walmart, Amazon and others are the ones responsible for trade with China. This maximizes their profits greatly. MAGA idiots, stop blaming China here, they are fulfilling what we ask of them. 🙄🙄🙄
Sorry for the long post but this shit makes me crazy. 🤪
And parts. There are thousands of US product makers who source parts that are not made anywhere in the US. There are no textile factories in the US and no intelligent investor would build one. Not going to happen in our lifetime.
I should have also stated I’m defending China here. Nixon opened the door and companies quickly learned how to increase profits and subsequently tank a lot of US manufacturing jobs. I had many relatives in Massachusetts who lost their jobs as a result. 😕
Good ol’ Capitalism - screw the workers & environment to please your stockholders and bottom line.
Factories are not going to be built here…
the Chinese own us (and our debt)!
Touché Dave!!
"this shit makes me crazy. 🤪"
Welcome to the TSMMC 🤪 Club! Your membership number is 97,558,639,001. Your badge is in the mail. . .
Don’t go crazy yet, have a doobie, go outside, breathe, your welcome!
Well said Gene!!
I’ll bet Mark Carney took one look at all that gold plated crap and barely contained himself from busting out laughing how gaudy it all looks.
Like any normal thinking and breathing biped would Night!!
Two days ago he was a movie mogul rambling about Alcatraz and more shark shit. Yesterday he was artistic, flanked by two spray painted plastic eagles that look like they were salvaged from a dumpster in Dania Beach. What's it gonna be today, Donnie?
He needs to watch a movie about a president who defects to a foreign country and is never heard of again because his country hates him.
🫣🤣🤣🤣
Trump’s make up looks like he motor-boated an Oompa Loompa
Also, I think Carney’s nuance went over Trump’s head but, then again, most things do.
The Toddler King is so wrapped up in his terminal fog that he doesn't get how the World despises him. He and all of his "trinkets" are going to end up in the dustbin of history. The Real World is going to stomp his ass.
All of the garbage that support him or are in his "cabinet" are going to be forever forgotten. We the people don't need any of them.
Oh, he KNOWS how much we hate him, which is why he is firing all the Generals and Admirals that of course see him as a traitor and danger. The youngster G.I.'s don't know shit and will be afraid to refuse attacking fellow Americans who peacefully protest.
I hope they are forgotten only if they are ALL in prison - like Nixon's cabinet and toadies.
And while this nattering nabob* of incoherence goes on and on, his offspring seem to be making out like bandits -- except "bandits" isn't the right word because bandits don't make deals.
*Hat tip to the late, unlamented Spiro Agnew.
Good to see "nattering nabob" rise from obscurity. It's always been a great phrase.
"Nattering nabobs of negativism" is the full quote.
Ah, yes -- good ol' Spiro Agnew.... That was how he described the media. He was awful, but I'll take nattering nabobs of negativism over Enemy of the People any day
Along with that instant classic from Kim (N.Korea) - dotard. I always loved saying Dumbass Dotard Trump. Maybe it'll make a comeback?
Actually, I think the phrase was coined by Agnew's speechwriter, the late William Safire. Safire went on to be a columnist for the New York Times.
That rings a loud bell. Thx!
Jeff, I’ll keep this shirt. People connect the dots.. Donald gets rid of 4 Generals, Donald intensifies surveillance on Greenland.. this is prepping for an invasion of Greenland with no Generals to voice their dissent.. wake up folks.