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Kay-El's avatar

1. Since I’m retired will Nutlick force me into a job screwing in screws or is he just content with starving me?

2. Trump’s mottled skin makes him look more like an orange than ever. Albeit one that has turned sour and rancid

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Yes, Kay-El, we will all be screwing something. However, you will have your choice of standard or Phillips head.

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Kay-El's avatar

I’m more likely to need a Phillips which means they’ll give me a flat head. I guess it’ll mean I won’t get a ratcheting one either.

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Lady Emsworth's avatar

Talking of flat heads - have you seen trump's hair lately?

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Kay-El's avatar

Love the pic which shows a large bald patch

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Just stay away from those damn Allen wrenches…hate those things.

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Ole Anderson's avatar

Use a ratchet driver - easiest thing in the world.

( a screwdriver that has an internal twisting motion , drives ‘em in fast! Put in an Allen head bit and away you go )

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Thank you, Ole. I knew there had to be a better way.

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D Kitterman's avatar

I fucking hate those star shaped bits. They come in various sizes just to screw with us. Hahaha.

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Norma's avatar

lol 😂

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

We have patients in the hospital with liver failure that don't look that orange. Does he not have a mirror? Are his cataracts so thick that he can't see anymore? And I get upset if my mascara is smeared????

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Maggie&Lefty's avatar

Nutlick? All along I thought it was Licknuts… Oh well!

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Kay-El's avatar

Either or works

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Ole Anderson's avatar

NutLick forever!

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Maggie&Lefty's avatar

Indeed

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Marla's avatar

The wrong Nutlick died on 9/11. Fight me for it.

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Lee Ann Vindasius's avatar

One in the same. Lick or be licked?

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Count on turning screws for a long while Kay-EI, eugenics holds a place in both Project 2025 and Yarvins Butterfly Revolution!!

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