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Entitlement means never having to say you’re sorry, which equates to getting your ass sued again (see E. Jean Carroll’s second crack at Chump).

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Christmas presents early!! Can’t wait for the wonderful Jack Smith to deliver some presents 😂😂😂. I would love to see Jack Smith topple the Supreme Court of it’s crooks after he finishes with Trump! Perhaps levy some international charges against Greg Abbot for his razor barricades.

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What a pleasure it is to read your reports about the consecutive slap-downs of trumpolini and Mark Meadows. Thank you for the early Winter Solstice gift! The unfortunate thing to witness is the delicate manner in which these hard criminals are treated. It would only be right to see a policeman throw trump to the ground and put his knee on his throat if any physical resistance occurs before his cell door is slammed shut.

Oh, and one more message to all sane readers here. WE are a FORCE to be reckoned with. Let’s continuously put this out there, not for the knuckle dragging MAGA followers, but for all the politicians and billionaires who know damn well they are in the process of imploding. And remind everyone that there are WAY MORE of us than them. And we know it. Happy Holidays!

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Jeff you bring me such joy! I needed to hear all this. Sometimes I have to walk away from news as it so hopeless then you bring us a summary that’s absolutely delightful. Also Rudy just needs to go jail. And YES! YOURS. IN. SERVICE. IS. THE. BEST. 😂 thanks!!

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I'm a lawyer - a family lawyer, but that still counts - and I can't wait to start yours-in-servicing people :)

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Why use Yours in Service? Because fuck you, that’s why! This only gets better.

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The court’s plan for collecting damages from Rudy Can Fail is to wait until he passes out and roll him for his wallet. Works on the subway.

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The GOP claims that the Social Security and Medicare that me and my employers had to pay into for 50 years are "Entitlements". They (the GOP) are the ones who wear that label on their suits.

As everyone should know by now, Trump can't do anything right period. He is just as shitty at keeping secrets. He has dodged bullets for wrongdoing most of his life but now even his legal curveballs get knocked out of the park.

If I ever decide to be Dictator and announce it at a public venue, I will let you all know so you can set your kitchen timers for how long it takes the FBI to come get me. Maybe that's because I don't claim to be a billionaire.

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Yours in service! 😂 I forgot about that. Thanks for the reminder. This was another great one today. Thanks Jeff..😆 I just hope I live long enough to see all these fuckers get what they deserve..

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Yours in service indeed!

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LOCK ALL OF THEIR ASSES UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY.

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Any time I need proof that if there's a Hell, I'll be there, I'll traipse past a mirror and look at that savage grin imagining Drumpf's cellmate doing a bit of yours-in-servicing him.

I mean how many convicts get to say they fucked an ex-President?

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Dec 19, 2023·edited Dec 20, 2023

They fine the crap out of these guys - which they never seem to pay, and they never seem to end up in prison either. These entitled men need to see the inside of a prison cell but more importantly - America needs to see these guys inside of a prison cell.

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The stunning hubris of these people is breathtaking.

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Mark Meadows is a male "Karen"

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Yours In Service!!!! That’s going on all my business emails to my errant trainees from this day forth - every time they make up another fake excuse as to why they missed a training, they’re going to get “serviced”, alright. And I will be grinning every time I press that “send” button! Love it!

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