Speaking of Jr, I just read Ron Filipkowski’s Substack for Meidas Touch that Jr and Kimberly Gilfoyle have split. She had all that plastic surgery done for nothing. On top of that, apparently trmp will be appointing her as Ambassador to Greece. . Lord god, the mess he’s making of this country!
It may be time for you to think about selling merch. You have your own brand of quips and quotes, and I am here for it. Who else writes phrases like,"fire-hose of five-alarm fucknuttery"? What an awesome v-neck t-shirt would that be? OTOH, take Bill Watterson who refused all offers to license Calvin & Hobbes to preserve the subtleties and integrity of his work by keeping it only in the strip. That seems like a righteous mindset or a missed opportunity to make millions annually or both. If you do go the mugs and t-shirt route, you will have at least one customer. If you have already done it, we need links.
I’m keeping a list and so far we have Jesus Christ on a cracker, a crab cake, a deep fried crustacean, on a crankshaft, my personal favorite — Jesus Ketamine Christ — and today’s wonderful tidbit, In the Hallowed Name of Massive Head Wound Jesus. These make my day, for some reason!
There's nothing like AI. You not only have to proofread for your typos, you have to proofread for its errors. It's not made for people writing with intelligence.
I still wonder if Herr Stephen Miller Goebbles set that whole thing up. I can imagine a specially sharpened and cut thumbnail snagging a hole in that ear. No bullet required.
Nah ,blood bag behind the ear. He slapped himself hard. Wish I could have done it for him- he’d have needed more than a maxi pad on an invisible injury.
It was obviously a set-up, in my opinion. I don't think the Orange Thing knew about it because that would have spoiled the surprise. Too bad the shooter missed.
Had to be shrapnel, if a fully copper jacketed 223 grained AR bullet had hit, his ear would of disintegrated completely, since it's basically cartilage. I believe Director Wray had it correct in the first place and can't really blame him for wanting to leave. Plus you know cheeto boy would of just skipped conformation and apointed Patel as deputy director and then fired Wray. Maybe this way we can stop some of the madness 😠.
Holding up a mirror to the fool as he pulls his pants down and shows his ass doesn't have much effect. On him or his followers. They just pull their pants down in solidarity.
What might be effective is the Not Stupids to coordinate to work around the idiots. (See Kornbluth's story Marching Morons.) The Deep State (competent government workers) must become even more effective. For example, DeJoy and the Postal Service. He's tried to fuck up the service but the postal workers are doing their best to deliver the mail. Same with all the other departments Donnie tries to destroy. Even the MAGAs have manners and courtesy and have pride in their jobs.
As a result of discussions with my postal carrier over the years, I've considered that Trump's plan is to privatize mail delivery and hand it to Amazon. Bezos kissing the ring moves that possibility forward in my mind.
Seeing as how Amazon uses the USPS for 'last mile' delivery, I can't see that happening.
Also, the Postal Service is established in the Constitution as one of the duties of Congress. Article I, Section 8: "The Congress shall have Power To establish Post Offices and post Roads"
Also, the USPS is mandated to deliver the mail to every address, no matter how remote. No for profit business could ever take that on. They'd lose a bundle.
Paula Dean, I hadn't even considered that so thanks for bringing it up. My pessimistic side whispers the dehumanized incoming administration would love to deunionize but I'll try to believe it won't come to that.
Only the board of governors can fire him, and it's political so Biden nominated 2 or 3 positions that would tilt numbers in his favor but they aren't confirmed yet...🙄
I don’t know the numbers but it has to do with Congress. It’s not under Bidens control. My full memory has not returned yet from my bout with Sepsis last year. Maybe someone else knows what it is called.
JFC Jeff, the interview with Welker then his reaction after.. as I said JFC. That guy is lost in the wilderness imagining Welker interviewed Biden… Thanks for pointing out his lack of ANYTHING that any normal person could respond to… no wonder Mel slaps his hand away..he doesn’t know anything about anything. 😂😂
I already despise Trump but it bothers me no end when he makes insulting jones about Canada. First it was the big faucet, now he’s talking about Canada being a state and Trudeau being its governor. Trudeau has more knowledge and class in his baby finger than the entire Trump clan. And I hope Canada sticks to its principles and continues to bar convicted felons from entering the country.
Don't you remember that picture of Melania giving Trudeau an air kiss with Trump standing right next to her? I've NEVER seen her look at Diaper Don the way she looked at Justin. Even when she was dating the loser. August, 2019. She had on a red dress. Just Google her name and Trudeau's. Trump is an extremely insecure moron and how much of him dumping on Canada now has to do with Trudeau and the look his wife gave him (Trudeau). I bet Trump can't stand the way his pretty wife looked at a handsome man and it sure wasn't his ugly ass she was looking at. You know how men can be when they are threatened by another man.................................
As a Canadian, I would have absolutely no problem telling that disrespectful, moronic Orange Wanker to fuck straight off. To his disgusting face. Ditto any of his equally moronic supporters. That daft beggar and his unqualified, day-drunk asskissers couldn't find Ottawa on a map with both hands and a flashlight.
Here’s the sad thing. While Trudeau has stayed above the fray, we have Pierre Poillievre, leader of the Conservative Party, waiting in the wings. This obsequious, whinging little twat is like a very lite version of Trump. And many Canadians believe his “Canada is broken” or recycled slogans like “Axe the tax” rhetoric. He is playing directly from Trump’s playbook. Like Trump, the Conservatives have many concepts and slogans but very little in the way of policies. But people are buying into it. Not as overtly as the MAGAs.
I voted Conservative until the last election. I already told my Member of Parliament (MP) I won’t be voting for him. A vote for my MP, whom I actually like, is a vote for Poillievre. But next year, Trump will likely have a spineless “governor” as PM. It won't be good for us, and it may not be good for you either.
I’m a Canadian too, and I also despise Poilievre. He wants to be the PM of a country he seemingly doesn’t like at all - he never has a positive thing to say about Canada and he can’t open his mouth without blaming Trudeau for something. Empty slogans and a smarmy personality are all he has.
I’d suggest that Poilievre move to the US to be with his idol Trump - but that would be cruel to Americans.
And we thank you for that... Trump and his not-so-merry band of lickspittles, loyalists, idiots and smirking goombahs are more than enough to have to deal with.
It’s almost as if they wake up every day and wonder how they can leave this country worse off than it was when they were (surprisingly) elected. There’s really no other explanation for this behaviour.
Oh! That's what the tariffs on Canada are about!! He's trying to tank the Canadian econ so Trudeau will lose and 45 will get to run roughshod with the next PM instead of over the current PM. It was totally a hurry down here to motel a Lago and beg for your job tweet. Fucking wanker. God what if all the world leaders just stopped responding to his fucking tweets.
Putin has wanted access to our great white north since he was elected, and someone close to Putin has planted this in the moron’s ear, if not Putin himself. If he thinks that we’re going to give up our universal healthcare, our negotiated drug program, educational standards and our liberal laws especially on women’s healthcare in favor of America’s they are both seriously demented. He’ll find out quickly that we’re not that polite!
Lisa, in 68 years I have heard only positive, good things about our Canadian friends. Family spent at least two beautiful vacays there. elderly insane golfer's insults to Prime Minister Trudeau are like a rabid dog bite. It's not about person bitten, it's what rabid dogs do. Imo PM Trudeau's trip to FL was a selfless act of patriotism. Visit, be kind, but not a pushover. Put his pride behind to protect his country from being bitten by an insane rabid dog. Much love and respect from California. 🇨🇦
Elderly golfer can't remember the differences between a country and a US state, a Prime Minister and a Governor. I'm predicting he makes a similar gaff with Mexico, Norway, Greenland -- which he will likely want to annex again. What. An. Idiot.
About elderly insane golfer's calling Canada a "state" & referring to PM Trudeau as a "Gov.": My #1 wish is seeing inane golfer thrown into a 50 foot small hole in the ground. No phone or wifi -- no bed. Insane traitor regularly misnames the cities or states he is in. Recently, the crowd called out the city's correct name. As far back as 2018 when touring fire damage he called our CA town "Pleasure". Then-Gov. Jerry Brown and Gov.-Elect Gavin Newsome, in unison standing behind him loudly said "Paradise"! He also recently called to the rally stage "the "hot female singer" by name ... it was a guy. So he does have rats eating his brain wires. 🇨🇦
Trump's mouth is an awesome weapon. It will destroy a healthy brain. But fortunately he doesn't know how to use any other weapon. Remember infrastructure week. Remember concepts of a health plan. Bla bla bla. For more, see:
Even if he fails miserably, nothing will be done until we can partially clean house in the midterms. I find myself just wanting to fast forward two (if not the entire four) years. At 65, it’s a terrible thing to be wishing part of my life away. But that’s what I find myself doing, and I’ll never forgive these fucking MAGAts for this.
That’s been out in the ether for 5-6 days. The good ones left on there, Maddow, O’Donnell, Hayes, Reid need to find a wealthy Democrat to purchase it, or else they are going to have to start their own channel, maybe ask Medhi Hasan if they can partner with him on Zeteo? We need their ability to speak the truth to power to remain.
I’m 74 with some significant health issues. I will never “obey in advance,” but I am pretty confident that I won’t live to see a return to real democracy. It infuriates me and breaks my heart.
Our SOCIAL SECURITY REPAYMENTS & Medicare concern me too. WE MUST RESIST NOW!! EVERY DAY! Call, email, write your Senators & DC Rep, even if they are not DEMS! If we don't DO SOMETHING, we are helping them take OUR MONEY we paid into from our paychecks. WE MUST ALL ACT EVERY DAY as we are able. 3 calls a day, five days a week. WE CANNOT BE COMPLICIT BY DOING NOTHING!!!
Damn, my father spent his whole adult life trying to get the disability (that he earned by getting nearly vivisected by German schrapnel in WWll), and by the time he got it he only lived five more years. My point is, they hate to pay for what they have broken.
Yes, they do want to tighten up the qualifications to be eligible for veteran’s disability payments. They plan to boot many on those payments off the rolls. I know I am being really petty, but I really hope every vet who voted for Republicans is affected by whatever cuts they make to any of these programs. Them as the beneficiary or a close family member
Medicare and Medicaid Services are why we must resist. for us,and even magas too dumb to realize it yet . tRump buyers remorse is going to be fierce for magas
I'm in my 70's. That's the way I feel too. Will I ever be living in the country I used to know again? The damage is done even if we get back to a more normal.
I just turned 66, and I feel the same way. Will we ever be the same? It worries me that Donny Convict will be one of our most impactful Presidents - for all the wrong reasons.
Deborah and David, I'm 68 and sure wished one of us had a crystal ball. Trump is known for personally baiting people so he can enjoy seeing the backstabbing and chaos. I am hoping that their North Star being Chaos, less time for damage. Surprised that GOP Senators are not lying down so far.
The Senators are terrified of being primaried...as long as they stay tight, in an anomalous group, it's hard to single out any one Senator to bully with the threats of being primaried. Like life on the Serengeti, when one Senator gets cut out of and separated from the herd, that's when the bullying (the Trump lions and hyaenas) get to them.
Case in point: Senator Joni Ernst was rather vehement against voting to confirm the DoD nom "pissing drunk Pete" Hegseth until the Senator got singled out from the herd. Then she started making conciliatory noises and now the "dead in the water" nomination of a completely UNSUITABLE nomination for Secretary of Defense is not so dead. Damn it all.
The perpetually pixelated Pete has taken up his fight by cornering each senator separately. He has to stay sober while doing this, and it's making him mean - if not vicious!
I’m 74. I have the same worries. Dump has poisoned this country. If I were up to it, I’d be working on my husband to claim his birthright and move us to Ireland. In the meantime, I will do anything I can to further our causes and disrupt the oligarchy.
I'm closing in on 90 and am horrified to think that my earliest memory about the world beyond was hearing Hitler on the radio and my last bit of consciousness, coming fairly soon no doubt, will be of trump on the TV
It really doesn't matter. If they can keep him alive, however they do it, then all the horrible things can be carried out in his name. I hope he dies soon but we could never be that lucky. Maybe he will be martyred and become St. Trump for the Evangelicals. We can dream.
I got to see Lenin under glass in Moscow. Maybe the MAGAs can ask Vlad for advice on how to keep Trump in the public eye forever. You just know that there would be a line of MAGAs who want to see him like that.
They have to keep him alive long enough for vance to win over MAGAts. Frankly, I fear for vance's wife. I'm afraid somebody somewhere is planning to remove her to gain sympathy for him and avoid a first lady who's a little too "brown."
Somewhere I read that it’s seven years from official diagnosis to death. But he hasn’t had an official diagnosis, other than the bright minds in psychiatry, psychology and more who have weighed in.
Agent Orange has been on my mental horizon for the better part of my 30s, and now he'll keep dominating it through my mid-40s.
My son was born in the waning days of the Obama administration, but has no memory of him as POTUS. Husband and I keep telling our son that Agent Orange is NOT normal.
Did you see the picture of Jill Biden and Trump being used to promote the perfume? Midas Touch suggested she sue him over it-he's not the president yet, so....
A post by Tristan Snell yesterday indicated that civil cases can continue against the (unfortunately) soon to be president, so suing in civil court is totalllllly fair game
Where oh where is the MSM, hounding the Mango to make sense of anything he says? Let’s imagine Kamala Harris being interviewed on Meet The Press, and she accuses the interviewer of being nasty and conducting an interview that never happened. JFC, it would have been nonstop cries for her head. When it’s the Porcupine (I just call him that because he reminds me of Larry from the Three Stooges), we get…crickets. Oh, and wall-to-wall coverage of one rich dude getting murdered.
All the wailing about the social media reaction to said murder is just hilarious to me. WaPo was sanctimoniously sermonizing about how awful it is that so many are so cruel. Do they not see that cruelty is the whole point of MAGA? My fucking fish know it!
WaPo doesn't see shit just like most of the media these days. I couldn't watch that Meet the Mess interview but a couple of the clips I did see were beyond appalling. Imagine a newly elected president in more normal times saying that the 1/6 rioters had no choice but to go after the police? WTF! If a newly elected Dem said that shit, the Howler monkeys of the GOP and the media would've been all over it like a wet blanket. Looking forward to the new 1/6 report from Jack Smith before inauguration day which I won't watch and hoping that it's the least watched and has the lowest attendance in history.
That is my fervent wish. I hope exactly zero Democrats watch even 1 minute of that thing’s inauguration. If I’m holed up inside due to snow that day I’ll watch a murder investigation on ID channel.
PJ, I think boycotting inauguration is a FABULOUS idea! convict is obsessed with TV ratings and crowds. Imma put this on my list to see if we can make a plan soon, and get it spread to the world! 🌍
I liked when Ben Shapiro got ratioed by his own followers.
"Working-class POSERS Ben Shapiro and Matt Walsh’s attempt to rile their bases with the usual culture war claptrap crashed harder than an insurance claim denied by UnitedHealthcare.
I have committed several times that our elected officials on both sides had better pay attention to that simmering rage & take that as a cue that they had better shape up & start getting rid of the corruption in their own ranks & also re-regulate these giant corporations that are sucking the lifeblood out of this country. They ignore it at the peril of inviting an actual armed revolution, an uprising of the downtrodden & oppressed.
"Donnys brain is out where the buses dont run" !!!! 🤣 Hilarious...but also frightening. This ass will have the nuclear codes??? And Dump has never been treated unfairly by the press... he's insane. We all need to take Kinzingers attitude: Bring It On.
It's such waste of money and time to allow this administration the keys to the White House.
Examples have been set. South Korea. Syria. We cant just lay down. If they dare fuck with Social Security, I envision many gray haired seniors marching with their walkers down Pennsylvania Avenue.
Walkers down Pennsylvania Avenue? Mango man would have the Guard or the riot police called out and have fire hoses used to clear the streets. Just for sport. He wouldn't care in the least about the optics---he's shown that a thousand times. Such a march would be completely ineffective, unfortunately. We're way past the point when public protest means anything to the Donvict.
King Shitpants is desperately trying to get his hemorrhoid cream holders into office so they can scrub his dirty records of selling American security secrets to our enemies. How he threw his own people under the bus to the DOJ to cover his ass. He informs on both sides. All the shit ton of crimes he committed. Garland knows it. They all know it. And the mother fuckers did nothing to stop this. How corrupt are we as a nation? We're about to find out.
Somewhere, all the evidence is supposed to be safely tucked away. I personally think Biden needs to make it all public before he leave office. Garland will go down as someone who assisted in Americas demise. Asshole!
If he doesn't release any of it, which he won't, says more about in the end they do protect each other. Not us. The government and media treat the public like idiots. The ones that are functionally illiterate are vilified with Rupert Murdoch's empire of bullshit. Fuck, fuck and fuck!!! This is going to be painful.
How about we re-think our certainty that money is the most important thing in our lives? When we can no longer breathe the air or drink the water, for instance, nothing else will matter. And--you can't eat money.
I don’t know. Getting rid of the EC would be fantastic. Orange Fuckwit is on the right track with that, if for the wrong reasons. Yeah, I can’t believe I said that either.
Absolutely. Any defeatist talk/attitude is to be immediately quashed. I'm especially talking to those in their retirement years who think they are too old to fight. Balderdash! What better way than in defense of democracy to go out in a blaze of glory???
Adam Kinzinger should be a shining example of heroism to all of us - as should Liz Cheny. I have large differences with them on the topic of policy but not about standing up to a penny-ante dictator with delusions of grandeur and just plain delusions. They have been gallant about putting country over party.
It was always a running joke when my Canadian family came to town and we asked them how are things in the 51 st state ? This shit head ain’t joking…. I actually believe that he’s convinced himself that the second largest country on Earth is a friggen state and the P.M. is its Governor ! Anyone wanting to head north it’s time to go ….no passports required! Open border !
These heads of state must stop taking the "Dominance Game" aka shaking dcon's hand. You know he's gonna do it, so just don't. Make an excuse. "Sorry, healing from a bone spur". Get creative! Wrap your hand in a cast-like thing that's ridiculously enormous "just a little rash", or "God, Ebola again!". Make show after being seated of easily removing the "cast".
I think it’s not an intern but Stephen Miller. Miller is salivating to be in the WH so he can ruin many lives. He is the fox in the hen house. Reminds me so much of Adolf Eichmann, the Nazi bastard who managed the massive deportation of Jews to concentration camps. Miller’s family has denounced him.
If the words are spelled right and the sentence structure is grammatically correct, moron isn't writing them. Someone else is. His spelling is atrocious, he rambles and doesn't form cohesive sentences.
fun fact: in the first draft, it was Severe Head Trauma Jesus
I think that would have worked too. It’s long been obvious that Donny was dropped on his head as a baby.
here's a thing I once said about Don Jr: "it's like Dunning and Kruger had a baby, and then dropped it on its head"
A turdeken of accurate reportage in that line.
Hahahahaha!!
Speaking of Jr, I just read Ron Filipkowski’s Substack for Meidas Touch that Jr and Kimberly Gilfoyle have split. She had all that plastic surgery done for nothing. On top of that, apparently trmp will be appointing her as Ambassador to Greece. . Lord god, the mess he’s making of this country!
Dunning AND Kruger? In this economy?
Hahahahaha!
I remember that, it was perfect!
Hey, I was dropped on my head as a baby...look, there's a chicken!...and I turned out fine.
I prefer drop-kicked through the Goalposts of Life.
And maybe kicked around the room a coupla times....
Repeatedly
Many times!
Several times too.
It may be time for you to think about selling merch. You have your own brand of quips and quotes, and I am here for it. Who else writes phrases like,"fire-hose of five-alarm fucknuttery"? What an awesome v-neck t-shirt would that be? OTOH, take Bill Watterson who refused all offers to license Calvin & Hobbes to preserve the subtleties and integrity of his work by keeping it only in the strip. That seems like a righteous mindset or a missed opportunity to make millions annually or both. If you do go the mugs and t-shirt route, you will have at least one customer. If you have already done it, we need links.
I’m keeping a list and so far we have Jesus Christ on a cracker, a crab cake, a deep fried crustacean, on a crankshaft, my personal favorite — Jesus Ketamine Christ — and today’s wonderful tidbit, In the Hallowed Name of Massive Head Wound Jesus. These make my day, for some reason!
I’m rather partial to Christ on a catamaran.
Adding this one to my list!
Christ on a Pogo Stick
The visual here made me drop the phone the first time I heard it - I was laughing so hard. I start laughing again just thinking about it.
Adding this one also!
XKetamine Christ FTW
All of them crack me the hell right up
I want a poster that has the most reject adjective-laden paragraph about the elderly golfer.
I'm nor sure why reject is up there.
auto correct for recent?
There's nothing like AI. You not only have to proofread for your typos, you have to proofread for its errors. It's not made for people writing with intelligence.
True dat Ellen!!
Yes
Agolf shitler?
I’m in for a full set of mugs for the college I teach at: in the Broadcast dept, no less! Jeff, let’s do this! And thanks to Cheri!!!
I so agree...I will be a customer too.
I still wonder if Herr Stephen Miller Goebbles set that whole thing up. I can imagine a specially sharpened and cut thumbnail snagging a hole in that ear. No bullet required.
Nah ,blood bag behind the ear. He slapped himself hard. Wish I could have done it for him- he’d have needed more than a maxi pad on an invisible injury.
Like
Someone WAS shooting live ammo. There's a dead bystander.
100% agreed!
Please refer to him here by the Tiedrich nickname, Nosferatu McGoebbels™.
It has been suggested that with Donnie's WWE connections, the ear job was done by a razor.
Blood pod, crushed when he grabbed his head
It was obviously a set-up, in my opinion. I don't think the Orange Thing knew about it because that would have spoiled the surprise. Too bad the shooter missed.
Had to be shrapnel, if a fully copper jacketed 223 grained AR bullet had hit, his ear would of disintegrated completely, since it's basically cartilage. I believe Director Wray had it correct in the first place and can't really blame him for wanting to leave. Plus you know cheeto boy would of just skipped conformation and apointed Patel as deputy director and then fired Wray. Maybe this way we can stop some of the madness 😠.
If was plastic fragments from the shattered lectern that cut fat boys ear.
No bullet ever touched little Donnie Two Scoops
Holding up a mirror to the fool as he pulls his pants down and shows his ass doesn't have much effect. On him or his followers. They just pull their pants down in solidarity.
What might be effective is the Not Stupids to coordinate to work around the idiots. (See Kornbluth's story Marching Morons.) The Deep State (competent government workers) must become even more effective. For example, DeJoy and the Postal Service. He's tried to fuck up the service but the postal workers are doing their best to deliver the mail. Same with all the other departments Donnie tries to destroy. Even the MAGAs have manners and courtesy and have pride in their jobs.
LSMFT
As a result of discussions with my postal carrier over the years, I've considered that Trump's plan is to privatize mail delivery and hand it to Amazon. Bezos kissing the ring moves that possibility forward in my mind.
Seeing as how Amazon uses the USPS for 'last mile' delivery, I can't see that happening.
Also, the Postal Service is established in the Constitution as one of the duties of Congress. Article I, Section 8: "The Congress shall have Power To establish Post Offices and post Roads"
Also, the USPS is mandated to deliver the mail to every address, no matter how remote. No for profit business could ever take that on. They'd lose a bundle.
Oh wait.
lol yeah. In the pile of shit that is DeJoy I choose to believe there's a pony in there somewhere... perhaps for my very own pony express.
Interesting idea, but I'm not sure Bezos would even want to take it on...especially since they're unionized.
I think the union would go away once the USP is sold into private hands.
Yes, that's what I think, Mike Phelan.
Paula Dean, I hadn't even considered that so thanks for bringing it up. My pessimistic side whispers the dehumanized incoming administration would love to deunionize but I'll try to believe it won't come to that.
"They just pull their pants down in solidarity."
You say that as though they would wear diapers in solidarity. Oh, wait a minute…
WHY has Biden left DeJoy in the post office?
Because Biden can’t fire him. Only the Board of governors can, and the GOP is holding up the appointments of Biden’s nominees.
Thanks, good to know.
Maybe DeJoy has an unbreakable contract?
yes, WHY
On Biden's election I had looked fwd to DeJoy's expulsion...why was he kept on...
Likely already explained… fact is Biden can’t!
Only the board of governors can fire him, and it's political so Biden nominated 2 or 3 positions that would tilt numbers in his favor but they aren't confirmed yet...🙄
I thought we had a 1 vote majority in the Senate With Harris?? Is this another Manchin/Sinema hold up?
It's probably the committee that does it, Dems don't hold any chairs, then they send to Senate? I'm guessing tbh
I don’t know the numbers but it has to do with Congress. It’s not under Bidens control. My full memory has not returned yet from my bout with Sepsis last year. Maybe someone else knows what it is called.
Only the Board of Governors can fire him. Biden’s nominees have been blocked by the GOP, or else he would have been gone.
Thanks Sharon! I’m glad you stepped up
Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco? I’m behind the 8 Ball on what that means in today’s world of politics
Lord Save Me From Trump
JFC Jeff, the interview with Welker then his reaction after.. as I said JFC. That guy is lost in the wilderness imagining Welker interviewed Biden… Thanks for pointing out his lack of ANYTHING that any normal person could respond to… no wonder Mel slaps his hand away..he doesn’t know anything about anything. 😂😂
She didn't want him grabbing her genitalia in public.
I guess that action wasn't in the contract?
🤣😂🤣👏👏
I gotta put this phrase on the Wall of Fame:
Donny’s brain is out where the buses don’t run
Severe Head Trauma is good, but Severe Head Wound Jesus made me giggle out loud!
Massive Head Wound Jesus immediately brought to mind a crown of thorns replete with dripping blood—and I’m not a Catholic! Good job with the imagery.
Well, Dumbass does think he’s the victim since the Democrats are always out to get him.
I say “well dug” to both Jeff!
I already despise Trump but it bothers me no end when he makes insulting jones about Canada. First it was the big faucet, now he’s talking about Canada being a state and Trudeau being its governor. Trudeau has more knowledge and class in his baby finger than the entire Trump clan. And I hope Canada sticks to its principles and continues to bar convicted felons from entering the country.
Don't you remember that picture of Melania giving Trudeau an air kiss with Trump standing right next to her? I've NEVER seen her look at Diaper Don the way she looked at Justin. Even when she was dating the loser. August, 2019. She had on a red dress. Just Google her name and Trudeau's. Trump is an extremely insecure moron and how much of him dumping on Canada now has to do with Trudeau and the look his wife gave him (Trudeau). I bet Trump can't stand the way his pretty wife looked at a handsome man and it sure wasn't his ugly ass she was looking at. You know how men can be when they are threatened by another man.................................
She looked like she wanted a lot more than a smile ! She made her bed when she married rump and she’s been stuffing the mattress ever since.
She REALLY expected to be a merry widow by now, if not decades ago.
May she get her wish for Christmas!
On that quest, I support Melanie* wholeheartedly.
More shocking news from the state of Canada 🇨🇦.
Who could blame Melanoma - Justin is such a hunk!
As a Canadian, I would have absolutely no problem telling that disrespectful, moronic Orange Wanker to fuck straight off. To his disgusting face. Ditto any of his equally moronic supporters. That daft beggar and his unqualified, day-drunk asskissers couldn't find Ottawa on a map with both hands and a flashlight.
Here’s the sad thing. While Trudeau has stayed above the fray, we have Pierre Poillievre, leader of the Conservative Party, waiting in the wings. This obsequious, whinging little twat is like a very lite version of Trump. And many Canadians believe his “Canada is broken” or recycled slogans like “Axe the tax” rhetoric. He is playing directly from Trump’s playbook. Like Trump, the Conservatives have many concepts and slogans but very little in the way of policies. But people are buying into it. Not as overtly as the MAGAs.
I voted Conservative until the last election. I already told my Member of Parliament (MP) I won’t be voting for him. A vote for my MP, whom I actually like, is a vote for Poillievre. But next year, Trump will likely have a spineless “governor” as PM. It won't be good for us, and it may not be good for you either.
I’m a Canadian too, and I also despise Poilievre. He wants to be the PM of a country he seemingly doesn’t like at all - he never has a positive thing to say about Canada and he can’t open his mouth without blaming Trudeau for something. Empty slogans and a smarmy personality are all he has.
I’d suggest that Poilievre move to the US to be with his idol Trump - but that would be cruel to Americans.
And we thank you for that... Trump and his not-so-merry band of lickspittles, loyalists, idiots and smirking goombahs are more than enough to have to deal with.
It’s almost as if they wake up every day and wonder how they can leave this country worse off than it was when they were (surprisingly) elected. There’s really no other explanation for this behaviour.
Oh! That's what the tariffs on Canada are about!! He's trying to tank the Canadian econ so Trudeau will lose and 45 will get to run roughshod with the next PM instead of over the current PM. It was totally a hurry down here to motel a Lago and beg for your job tweet. Fucking wanker. God what if all the world leaders just stopped responding to his fucking tweets.
Putin playbook
Putin has wanted access to our great white north since he was elected, and someone close to Putin has planted this in the moron’s ear, if not Putin himself. If he thinks that we’re going to give up our universal healthcare, our negotiated drug program, educational standards and our liberal laws especially on women’s healthcare in favor of America’s they are both seriously demented. He’ll find out quickly that we’re not that polite!
Lisa, in 68 years I have heard only positive, good things about our Canadian friends. Family spent at least two beautiful vacays there. elderly insane golfer's insults to Prime Minister Trudeau are like a rabid dog bite. It's not about person bitten, it's what rabid dogs do. Imo PM Trudeau's trip to FL was a selfless act of patriotism. Visit, be kind, but not a pushover. Put his pride behind to protect his country from being bitten by an insane rabid dog. Much love and respect from California. 🇨🇦
❤️ Thanks Teri! My entire family on my mum’s side lives in California!
Elderly golfer can't remember the differences between a country and a US state, a Prime Minister and a Governor. I'm predicting he makes a similar gaff with Mexico, Norway, Greenland -- which he will likely want to annex again. What. An. Idiot.
He won't dare after Mexico's female President handed him his ass over tariffs.
About elderly insane golfer's calling Canada a "state" & referring to PM Trudeau as a "Gov.": My #1 wish is seeing inane golfer thrown into a 50 foot small hole in the ground. No phone or wifi -- no bed. Insane traitor regularly misnames the cities or states he is in. Recently, the crowd called out the city's correct name. As far back as 2018 when touring fire damage he called our CA town "Pleasure". Then-Gov. Jerry Brown and Gov.-Elect Gavin Newsome, in unison standing behind him loudly said "Paradise"! He also recently called to the rally stage "the "hot female singer" by name ... it was a guy. So he does have rats eating his brain wires. 🇨🇦
I wish the rats would speed it up.
🧨🧨🧨🧨 DON'T MISS THIS!!! 💥💥💥💥💥
Here's a great cartoon by a great Canadian cartoonist that responds to trumps latest insult.
https://deadder.substack.com/p/the-media
Trump's mouth is an awesome weapon. It will destroy a healthy brain. But fortunately he doesn't know how to use any other weapon. Remember infrastructure week. Remember concepts of a health plan. Bla bla bla. For more, see:
https://kathleenweber.substack.com/p/the-mouth-that-roars
Michael de Adder is terrific. I collect his political cartoons.
The man can explain quantum physics in two languages! And is tres sexy.
Even if he fails miserably, nothing will be done until we can partially clean house in the midterms. I find myself just wanting to fast forward two (if not the entire four) years. At 65, it’s a terrible thing to be wishing part of my life away. But that’s what I find myself doing, and I’ll never forgive these fucking MAGAts for this.
I'm much older than you. I'm afraid that my life may end under Nazi rule. So sad.
As Jeff said, "in a world of Morning Joes, be an Adam Kinzinger."
I can't wait to see Joe cancelled.
I hope it gets cancelled before I see it for the first time.
I think about watching again, but get overcome with nausea
Don't encourage bad behavior, they must pay so they'll do the right thing, and stop lying, and sucking up to criminals.
I just got an alert on my phone..."Comcast to sell MSNBC after sharp drop in ratings."
That’s been out in the ether for 5-6 days. The good ones left on there, Maddow, O’Donnell, Hayes, Reid need to find a wealthy Democrat to purchase it, or else they are going to have to start their own channel, maybe ask Medhi Hasan if they can partner with him on Zeteo? We need their ability to speak the truth to power to remain.
Start there own
Omg!
Kinzinger is da bomb.
Amen to that!
Yep
I’m 74 with some significant health issues. I will never “obey in advance,” but I am pretty confident that I won’t live to see a return to real democracy. It infuriates me and breaks my heart.
If they manage to end Social Security and Medicare, my life expectancy will shrink dramatically.
Our SOCIAL SECURITY REPAYMENTS & Medicare concern me too. WE MUST RESIST NOW!! EVERY DAY! Call, email, write your Senators & DC Rep, even if they are not DEMS! If we don't DO SOMETHING, we are helping them take OUR MONEY we paid into from our paychecks. WE MUST ALL ACT EVERY DAY as we are able. 3 calls a day, five days a week. WE CANNOT BE COMPLICIT BY DOING NOTHING!!!
I'm concerned about my Husbands Veteran Disability income, which they want to cut.
Damn, my father spent his whole adult life trying to get the disability (that he earned by getting nearly vivisected by German schrapnel in WWll), and by the time he got it he only lived five more years. My point is, they hate to pay for what they have broken.
Call or write or email. Call Vet Groups to be sure they are on it. Email Paul Rikeoff - google correct spelling. He's strong and well known re: vets
Yes, they do want to tighten up the qualifications to be eligible for veteran’s disability payments. They plan to boot many on those payments off the rolls. I know I am being really petty, but I really hope every vet who voted for Republicans is affected by whatever cuts they make to any of these programs. Them as the beneficiary or a close family member
Yes, do ALL those things; AND please join the Jan 18 Women’s March/MLK Protest in DC or a city nearest you. Find one here: womensmarch.org
That goes for all of us seniors in our so-called "golden years". the gold is getting more and more tarnished.
They've swapped the gold for brass. It was only ever a thin gold plating, anyway.
Medicare and Medicaid Services are why we must resist. for us,and even magas too dumb to realize it yet . tRump buyers remorse is going to be fierce for magas
I'm in my 70's. That's the way I feel too. Will I ever be living in the country I used to know again? The damage is done even if we get back to a more normal.
I just turned 66, and I feel the same way. Will we ever be the same? It worries me that Donny Convict will be one of our most impactful Presidents - for all the wrong reasons.
Deborah and David, I'm 68 and sure wished one of us had a crystal ball. Trump is known for personally baiting people so he can enjoy seeing the backstabbing and chaos. I am hoping that their North Star being Chaos, less time for damage. Surprised that GOP Senators are not lying down so far.
The Senators are terrified of being primaried...as long as they stay tight, in an anomalous group, it's hard to single out any one Senator to bully with the threats of being primaried. Like life on the Serengeti, when one Senator gets cut out of and separated from the herd, that's when the bullying (the Trump lions and hyaenas) get to them.
Case in point: Senator Joni Ernst was rather vehement against voting to confirm the DoD nom "pissing drunk Pete" Hegseth until the Senator got singled out from the herd. Then she started making conciliatory noises and now the "dead in the water" nomination of a completely UNSUITABLE nomination for Secretary of Defense is not so dead. Damn it all.
The perpetually pixelated Pete has taken up his fight by cornering each senator separately. He has to stay sober while doing this, and it's making him mean - if not vicious!
I’m 74. I have the same worries. Dump has poisoned this country. If I were up to it, I’d be working on my husband to claim his birthright and move us to Ireland. In the meantime, I will do anything I can to further our causes and disrupt the oligarchy.
I'm closing in on 90 and am horrified to think that my earliest memory about the world beyond was hearing Hitler on the radio and my last bit of consciousness, coming fairly soon no doubt, will be of trump on the TV
Heartbreaking.
I’m worried about that too.
I'm with you on this. But we don't give up anyway just to hopefully piss tRump off 🙄.or maybe will luck piss on his grave.
On the bright side, how much longer has he got?
Right...then we get Sir Eyeliner of Vile. Someone called Vance that yesterday and I'm still laughing about it. 😂😂
I went back and found it ...Susan New used this term.
Shout Out to Susan New! 😂😂
It was a great name. Kudos to the person who named him that. Pillsbury Dough face with eyeliner. Wow.
I wish I could remember who came up with that…if you’re out there reading this, please step forward for your reward! 😂😂
Where has he been anyway? Musk seems to have replaced him.
😂🤣😂
That's a good one! Must remember that
It really doesn't matter. If they can keep him alive, however they do it, then all the horrible things can be carried out in his name. I hope he dies soon but we could never be that lucky. Maybe he will be martyred and become St. Trump for the Evangelicals. We can dream.
I got to see Lenin under glass in Moscow. Maybe the MAGAs can ask Vlad for advice on how to keep Trump in the public eye forever. You just know that there would be a line of MAGAs who want to see him like that.
EEWWWWW!!!
I'd rather see him embalmed in wax, rather than running around with his squirrel-chewed brain wires sparking weird announcements.
Wow, another way to screw the faithful Magots. Make them pay to see their god enshrined in glass. As an aside, Is Lenin still viewable?
They have to keep him alive long enough for vance to win over MAGAts. Frankly, I fear for vance's wife. I'm afraid somebody somewhere is planning to remove her to gain sympathy for him and avoid a first lady who's a little too "brown."
Yet another reason not to go to church!
Considering how his minions drift him, I wouldn't be surprised if some rogue Catholic bishop named him a saint.
It's not like the bar is high for that, they just have someone make up a "miracle", or two, and boom, sainthood.
....should be "deify" not drift.
Yes, there is that!
If he does in fact have dementia and he proves it as often as he can, not likely the full term.
Somewhere I read that it’s seven years from official diagnosis to death. But he hasn’t had an official diagnosis, other than the bright minds in psychiatry, psychology and more who have weighed in.
I could not agree more about fast forward. I am totally ready to read the last page of the book.
Yes. I’m just afraid to find out how it ends.
Imagine how it feels at 75.
Or at 82 ! I have little hope that I’ll get to see him taken down.
88 & 1/2 here - I have no hope
We have to hang on. We must outlive him. Do whatever you can to out last him.
You're my age.
Agent Orange has been on my mental horizon for the better part of my 30s, and now he'll keep dominating it through my mid-40s.
My son was born in the waning days of the Obama administration, but has no memory of him as POTUS. Husband and I keep telling our son that Agent Orange is NOT normal.
I hate this so much.
mid-terms? that obsolete practice about to be abolished?
Same; with an added year. Praying my grandchildren have the bliss of being too young to remember most of this. Time will tell😢
I have a very important question about trump's new line of "fragrances?" Who wants to smell like donald trump? Anyone?
Did you see the picture of Jill Biden and Trump being used to promote the perfume? Midas Touch suggested she sue him over it-he's not the president yet, so....
A post by Tristan Snell yesterday indicated that civil cases can continue against the (unfortunately) soon to be president, so suing in civil court is totalllllly fair game
I really hope she does sue him🤞🏼
And wasn’t that horrible that he advertised his cologne using a picture that included First Lady Jill Biden and called her an enemy. He is despicable.
I wish she would sue.
I wish he would choke on his bile.
He was worse than that, he was implying she was attracted to him in that pic 🤮
barf
everything with him is transactional
no morals… just about the buck
what a cretin
Hmm. Wonder if its "eau de diaper". Trump thinks his s__t don't stink. To quote Melania, "I don't care, do you."
Adam Kinzinger gave the perfect response on Jimmy Kimmel when asked about tRump's odiferous presence: "kind of like butt and armpits".
I would bet the Orange One doesn't bathe regularly because it would mess up his coiffeur.
People with dementia often do not like to bathe. Seriously, they probably have to bribe him with hambirders, obviously it does not work often.
and there's his frustration with how slowly the water comes out of the shower.......
And that liquid shit is called "Fight! Fight! Fight!" So appealing. Named by a 5-year-old who's watched too many Saturday morning cartoons.
smells like shit! new fragrance from Florida!
I'm a nurse and if I want the Eau d'Trump smell, I just walk into a patient's room that has c diff. It's free.
I think he has a different understanding of the meaning of the word “fragrance”.
"stench"
It is called: EAU DE SHIT
Eau de merdre. Now that's classy
Everything sounds classier in French!
"flop sweat, insanity, and dirty diapers?
Where oh where is the MSM, hounding the Mango to make sense of anything he says? Let’s imagine Kamala Harris being interviewed on Meet The Press, and she accuses the interviewer of being nasty and conducting an interview that never happened. JFC, it would have been nonstop cries for her head. When it’s the Porcupine (I just call him that because he reminds me of Larry from the Three Stooges), we get…crickets. Oh, and wall-to-wall coverage of one rich dude getting murdered.
All the wailing about the social media reaction to said murder is just hilarious to me. WaPo was sanctimoniously sermonizing about how awful it is that so many are so cruel. Do they not see that cruelty is the whole point of MAGA? My fucking fish know it!
WaPo doesn't see shit just like most of the media these days. I couldn't watch that Meet the Mess interview but a couple of the clips I did see were beyond appalling. Imagine a newly elected president in more normal times saying that the 1/6 rioters had no choice but to go after the police? WTF! If a newly elected Dem said that shit, the Howler monkeys of the GOP and the media would've been all over it like a wet blanket. Looking forward to the new 1/6 report from Jack Smith before inauguration day which I won't watch and hoping that it's the least watched and has the lowest attendance in history.
We should have done that during People's Park.
That is my fervent wish. I hope exactly zero Democrats watch even 1 minute of that thing’s inauguration. If I’m holed up inside due to snow that day I’ll watch a murder investigation on ID channel.
PJ, I think boycotting inauguration is a FABULOUS idea! convict is obsessed with TV ratings and crowds. Imma put this on my list to see if we can make a plan soon, and get it spread to the world! 🌍
I’ll do my part in spreading the word on all my SM platforms; FB, IG, Threads, & BlueSky
MSM: Nothing to see there. “That’s just Donny being Donny”.
I liked when Ben Shapiro got ratioed by his own followers.
"Working-class POSERS Ben Shapiro and Matt Walsh’s attempt to rile their bases with the usual culture war claptrap crashed harder than an insurance claim denied by UnitedHealthcare.
Their own audiences lit them the FUCK up:"
https://www.thegodpodcast.com/p/right-wing-podcasters-fans-turn-on
I have committed several times that our elected officials on both sides had better pay attention to that simmering rage & take that as a cue that they had better shape up & start getting rid of the corruption in their own ranks & also re-regulate these giant corporations that are sucking the lifeblood out of this country. They ignore it at the peril of inviting an actual armed revolution, an uprising of the downtrodden & oppressed.
PJ, I feel the same, but you found the correct words.
"Donnys brain is out where the buses dont run" !!!! 🤣 Hilarious...but also frightening. This ass will have the nuclear codes??? And Dump has never been treated unfairly by the press... he's insane. We all need to take Kinzingers attitude: Bring It On.
It's such waste of money and time to allow this administration the keys to the White House.
Massive civil disobedience. If they respond with thuggery, then we must do what needs to be done.
Examples have been set. South Korea. Syria. We cant just lay down. If they dare fuck with Social Security, I envision many gray haired seniors marching with their walkers down Pennsylvania Avenue.
Amen, sister! Do not mess with us old folks. We don't have much to lose and we swing a mean cane!
And we fought a lot in our twenties. Without weapons!
You too, huh. Sometimes I am sure I was born holding a protest sign!
If they mess with Social Security and Medicare there will be shooting.
I'm thinking shotguns.
I'm thinking flamethrowers and bazookas!
Susan: 💯💯💯
Myself included, though I'll need a motorized wheelchair 👨🦼 🦼!
Walkers down Pennsylvania Avenue? Mango man would have the Guard or the riot police called out and have fire hoses used to clear the streets. Just for sport. He wouldn't care in the least about the optics---he's shown that a thousand times. Such a march would be completely ineffective, unfortunately. We're way past the point when public protest means anything to the Donvict.
Maybe...but what about those in Congress and the Senate... I guess I'm saying we have to do something. Anything.
Lots of protests are local versions of a DC event and happen at the same time.
Hey--what do we have to lose? Self respect for taking a stand is worth a lot!
Hire snipers.
How embarrassing it is to see the orange traitor out there representing America.
Morning Joe should now be called Vichy Joe.
"The Quislings"
May that go viral!
Completely agree with every thought, word, sentence, paragraph, and punctuation mark in this screed.
"They can be defeated."
Yes - and more likely by their own hand than anything we do. But it never hurts to try and help them achieve their destiny.
Excellent point! Leapfrogging each other to gain influence and notoriety, they will pummel each other to the curb.
King Shitpants is desperately trying to get his hemorrhoid cream holders into office so they can scrub his dirty records of selling American security secrets to our enemies. How he threw his own people under the bus to the DOJ to cover his ass. He informs on both sides. All the shit ton of crimes he committed. Garland knows it. They all know it. And the mother fuckers did nothing to stop this. How corrupt are we as a nation? We're about to find out.
Somewhere, all the evidence is supposed to be safely tucked away. I personally think Biden needs to make it all public before he leave office. Garland will go down as someone who assisted in Americas demise. Asshole!
Between now and January 20,Joe needs to check every last fuck at the door..
Absolutely. 👏👏👏👏
And AMEN!
If he doesn't release any of it, which he won't, says more about in the end they do protect each other. Not us. The government and media treat the public like idiots. The ones that are functionally illiterate are vilified with Rupert Murdoch's empire of bullshit. Fuck, fuck and fuck!!! This is going to be painful.
With all the computer wizards out there, we’re due for a massive leak. 👀
Agree, Susan. It will happen if Garland puts a kibosh on releasing it. I had high hopes for our AG but he failed miserably.
Right!!!! Where the fuck are they!
We need to get Snowden on loan from Russia.
🤞🤞🤞
You know there's stuff the Dems don't want to come out. You're right - they protect each other.
Wait for it, he'll be sworn into office with one hand on his fake leather $60 Bible.
How about we re-think our certainty that money is the most important thing in our lives? When we can no longer breathe the air or drink the water, for instance, nothing else will matter. And--you can't eat money.
We never found out what he hid on that secret server either.
But her emails!!! Omg.
Yeah. I will never forgive the NYT for that bullshit!
I don’t know. Getting rid of the EC would be fantastic. Orange Fuckwit is on the right track with that, if for the wrong reasons. Yeah, I can’t believe I said that either.
Glad you’re here to exploit and amplify the stumbles. As it gets worse, we must keep up the spirit and not cower!
Absolutely. Any defeatist talk/attitude is to be immediately quashed. I'm especially talking to those in their retirement years who think they are too old to fight. Balderdash! What better way than in defense of democracy to go out in a blaze of glory???
Adam Kinzinger should be a shining example of heroism to all of us - as should Liz Cheny. I have large differences with them on the topic of policy but not about standing up to a penny-ante dictator with delusions of grandeur and just plain delusions. They have been gallant about putting country over party.
And that is the thing that always comes first!
"Donny’s playing infantile dominance games again." Yup.
It was always a running joke when my Canadian family came to town and we asked them how are things in the 51 st state ? This shit head ain’t joking…. I actually believe that he’s convinced himself that the second largest country on Earth is a friggen state and the P.M. is its Governor ! Anyone wanting to head north it’s time to go ….no passports required! Open border !
These heads of state must stop taking the "Dominance Game" aka shaking dcon's hand. You know he's gonna do it, so just don't. Make an excuse. "Sorry, healing from a bone spur". Get creative! Wrap your hand in a cast-like thing that's ridiculously enormous "just a little rash", or "God, Ebola again!". Make show after being seated of easily removing the "cast".
I truly believe the Don doesn’t write at least half of those dim-witted posts.
If it’s not Daffy Don, it’s an intern severely under the influence
I think it’s not an intern but Stephen Miller. Miller is salivating to be in the WH so he can ruin many lives. He is the fox in the hen house. Reminds me so much of Adolf Eichmann, the Nazi bastard who managed the massive deportation of Jews to concentration camps. Miller’s family has denounced him.
I think you're right... these idiots think this is all a game.
Steven Miller comes to mind.
If the words are spelled right and the sentence structure is grammatically correct, moron isn't writing them. Someone else is. His spelling is atrocious, he rambles and doesn't form cohesive sentences.
Since he's practically an illiterate, his capabilities of writing this shit are very limited.
Maybe it's the girl with the printer?
Probably Cheung-Fu, Trump's Odd Job. Another one who thinks he's running the shop.