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Team Dark Brandon should hire you, like yesterday. Honestly some of the best f’ing writing on the planet. Thanks for all the imagery on this Sunday morning. Preach!

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Hi Jeff, I wanted to remind our fellow travelers that Tucker Carlson, Putin’s water boy, is visiting Moscow hoping to interview Vlad, and wish him all the best as he seems to be an intermediary between Vlad and Donald. Personally I think the US should ban the entry of Tucker back in America “ until we can figure out what he was up to”. I don’t believe we will be a safe country if we allow him back in. On the other hand I read where Vlad wants to establish the Villages of Moscow to lure MAGAS to resettle in Moscow, all white, all Christian, all MAGAS.. I suppose Tucker could be mayor🤮

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Sarah’s boots are going to walk all over her someday.

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founding

My brother in law has an IQ in the 50s. He’s a sweet, good natured person. The other way he’s different from these misled people is that he has the ability to LEARN FROM EXPERIENCE.

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I almost feel sorry for them. JK, these morons deserve everything they didn't accomplish. Since most of them live paycheck-to-paycheck, they may just end up losing the double-wides. How many times do they have to slam their dicks in a drawer before they stop?

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Most of those idiots live nowhere near the border. The folks who actually go to the border are all shocked to see that it is absolutely nothing like the liars on tv and congress say. They manufacture racist shit because they know that’s what their racist asshole base wants and needs to believe they’re not complete losers. They are all so pathetic.

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If you were wondering back in the 80’s and 90’s what all those cuts to public education were going to do, you’re lookin’ at it! I laughed a LOT reading this, but it’s not so funny.

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I've said it before, and I'll say it again - want to secede, texas? Go right ahead. We'll just pull your federal funding, military bases, space center, and whatever else we can think of. have a nice life, and don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. nobody likes you anyway.

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From News 4 NBC affiliate in San Antonio: “Hundreds gather at the Mexican border to peacefully protest Biden’s open border policy.”

The news media is just as bad as Greg Abbott.

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I'd really like to see Biden hammer MAGA more for trying to torpedo the bi-partisan bill in the senate. A prime-time address would be good.

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The interviewee ‘Misty Gregory’ never took a minute to step back and see that the 1773 short she wears looks vaguely like the outline of a maple leaf…Another made in China Maga grift it appears.

Trucking pony show ends in….Prayer at a Houston “children’s ranch” what in the Epstein Island are these sycophant MAGA cultists up to?! 🤨 I have LOTS of questions!

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It looks like palin took boot fashion advice from DeathSantis.

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Gumpism leads to Trumpism

The race to bottom of the barrel

Would reporters please stop asking ignorant people questions

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I hope they all spent a fucking ton of money on gas and now they have to spend more to get back! Morons.

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Yup-dipshits, imbeciles, idiots, dopes, weirdos, fucksticks, clownshoe fools….rinse and repeat. As usual-verbiage hits the nail on the head!

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Jeff Tiedrich - doing the math so we don't have to. As a trained mathematician, I approve of this message.

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