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Kimberly Rorick's avatar

Team Dark Brandon should hire you, like yesterday. Honestly some of the best f’ing writing on the planet. Thanks for all the imagery on this Sunday morning. Preach!

Rick Calegari's avatar

Couldn't agree more. With the very disturbing report on Face the Nation this morning showing Trump with a 5% lead, the real news about what's really happening at the border needs to be put out there front and center. This sensationalized bullshit is what many voters are eating up. The fact that the GOP is purposely sabotaging additional border security to help their felonious fucked up false idol is more of their blatant desperate attempt to give us four more years of pure hell and incompetence.

Judy Luchsinger's avatar

Don't buy into the poll bullshit. Look at the facts, like the South Carolina primary. Blew away all the erroneous pills. The MSM wishes that this is a close race, and tries to make it APPEAR that way. But, nah.

Rick Calegari's avatar

I try not to and the South Carolina primary is a great example. It's just upsetting as hell that Trump gets this publicity rather than Biden's numerous accomplishments.

Megan Ross's avatar

I think that the Biden camp needs to start advertising hard and heavy on Fox news. Fox needs the revenue, and maybe, just maybe, something that resonates with people will get through the thick skulls of their viewers.

Steve B's avatar

Better yet, look at the New Hampshire primary, where Joe won without even being on the ballot!

Janine's avatar

Maybe we should have another poll to vote for Tucker Carlson to be permanently have his US citizenship taken away for treason for going to Moscow to get paid to betray America on the Russian news

Charlie Austin's avatar

It's easier to just hang him.

Lairbo's avatar

The coverage of this campaign season is giving me flashbacks to 2012, when, especially near the end, the MSM played up the horse race story line and Romney's chances of success and kept repeating reports of surges in his numbers that turned out to be skewed internal GOP polls made public to keep his campaign's spirits up. Also, MSM has learned less than nothing from 2016 and is again gleefully using Trump's three-ring-circus to boost their ratings with no regard to unintended consequences. I don't mean for a second to suggest Trump can't/won't win, just that we're not seeing much in the way of honest or well-intended journalism going on.

Mary Hall's avatar

Mittens Rmoney didn't even have a concession speech prepared because he was so convinced he was going to win. Womp. Womp.

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Lairbo's avatar

Great article. Thanks for the link.

PJ Schuster's avatar

Thank you, I found the article & read it. Very enlightening

MARTHA REDSECKER's avatar

PURRFECTLY spoken, Judy! Thanks for adding more comments to my already loaded brain with HORRIBLE images of the NAZI PARTY of 'merica, even tho At 86 yo, I have NEVER VOTED FOR A RETHUG since I got the vote in 1955. Have not missed a local or national election BLUE vote since, either. BLUE THRU AND THRU! WILL live to vote for BIDEN/HARRIS and all Dems down the ballot, on NOV 5, 2024.

Sharon C Storm's avatar

I’m only a couple of years behind you, and I’ve been voting blue all my life too. That won’t change either.

Janine's avatar

They just want to exhaust us make us sick with dismal polls and push us to give up hope.

To make people stay home and not vote

Which of course we are NOT going to do!!!!

David (Dave) Jaspers's avatar

he only got 95% of the vote - including mine

Rebecca Elliott's avatar

IF MSN had reported accurately in 2019-2020, we MIGHT not have been in the middle of this whole Big Lie BS. In fact, if they had reported accurately, Jan 6 MIGHT not have happened, or been what the Republicans keep saying it was, a peaceful demonstration. But no, MSN had to keep people upset and scared and clicking away or glued to their TVs.

Marie Lachat's avatar

Cancel, end, trash Face the Nation and Meet the Press. They are as bad as Fox. A couple of high school freshman could put forth serious mature honest news. I stopped watching them years ago they’re slanted stale information is sad.

PJ Schuster's avatar

Sheesh, yes I get so frustrated the few times I’ve watched it. The Elise Stefanik interview was horrible; giving her all that airtime to tell so many lies.

It was sickening. Allowing her to refer to the insurrectionists as hostages with no strong correction, is unforgivable

Megan Ross's avatar

I don't believe the polls, but I'm glad they keep throwing shit against the wall hoping it will stick, because it will get lazy assholes of their butts to vote!

Sköll's avatar

Most of the pro-Trump trolldots I see these days hang out primarily on FB, discounting Trump's idiot media site and RWNut sites. Jeff's message is seen on Twitter and here... his message needs to be where the Trump trolldots can't avoid seeing it, as well, like FB. It would put them in STFU mode and make quite a number of them put their thinking caps on.

Terri Nighswonger's avatar

They have no thinking caps.

Janine's avatar

Jeff you really should seriously consider getting in touch with the white house I mean it. I think you would be able to really make a difference

Fastball Fredo's avatar

Hi Jeff, I wanted to remind our fellow travelers that Tucker Carlson, Putin’s water boy, is visiting Moscow hoping to interview Vlad, and wish him all the best as he seems to be an intermediary between Vlad and Donald. Personally I think the US should ban the entry of Tucker back in America “ until we can figure out what he was up to”. I don’t believe we will be a safe country if we allow him back in. On the other hand I read where Vlad wants to establish the Villages of Moscow to lure MAGAS to resettle in Moscow, all white, all Christian, all MAGAS.. I suppose Tucker could be mayor🤮

Joanne Filipo's avatar

Good, let them all leave and good riddance to them! Finally an answer to it prayers. No more maga. Can't happen fast enough for this old lady!!

Janine's avatar

I pray for JUSTICE

Lamorindalinda's avatar

I absolutely agree. Is Tfucker the new “back channel” for Putin to give trump his latest instructions on how to continue to destroy the US?

Rusalka's avatar

Spot on! Giving Bannon a short break. All traitors.

Steve B's avatar

Since "The Rapture" has, so far, been a non-starter, I guess this is the next best thing. What's Tucker gonna do, narrowcast from Red Square, his home base? It would be a shame if he FELL out of a six-story window, though, just a godammed shame.

Kay-El's avatar

Sarah’s boots are going to walk all over her someday.

markwilson67's avatar

I almost feel sorry for them. JK, these morons deserve everything they didn't accomplish. Since most of them live paycheck-to-paycheck, they may just end up losing the double-wides. How many times do they have to slam their dicks in a drawer before they stop?

Wendy's avatar

If it keeps them from procreating, let's hope it's a lot and they keep doing it. In fact, let's make dick slamming an Olympic event with mandatory training.

Joanne Filipo's avatar

🤭🤭oh the visual!

Charlotte Thompson's avatar

You are a naughty girl Wendy. LOL

Bill Katz's avatar

Ouch. I would never advocate anything but tenderness for female genitalia.

Lamorindalinda's avatar

Never feel sorry for them. They are ruining this country.

Gayna's avatar

Most of those idiots live nowhere near the border. The folks who actually go to the border are all shocked to see that it is absolutely nothing like the liars on tv and congress say. They manufacture racist shit because they know that’s what their racist asshole base wants and needs to believe they’re not complete losers. They are all so pathetic.

Kathleen Weber's avatar

Actually, most immigrants show up at a port of entry and simply say that they are asylum seekers. No drama at all! Boring! Bummer!

Carol's avatar

If you were wondering back in the 80’s and 90’s what all those cuts to public education were going to do, you’re lookin’ at it! I laughed a LOT reading this, but it’s not so funny.

Picou642024@icloud.com's avatar

Exactly the point. When we lose sight of teaching truth and value truths then yes I coined Gumpism. I agree with your statement. No disrespect intended to the pure innocence of the character but how at that time it became another story coined to glorify our failure for doing something right for the right of what is the most honorable which is the teach and reward honest education

Bill Lawrence's avatar

Those chickens are coming home to roost. In comparison to their cohorts in Europe and Asia, our kids are scoring high in self-esteem; low on academic accomplishment. No wonder this country is becoming dysfunctional.

Sköll's avatar

"No Trumper Left Behind" LOL

meryl selig's avatar

Carol, nailed it. Goes back to Ronnie: trickle down?? Nothing of substance trickled down: education, healthcare, tax breaks … so the leaders encouraged the trickle-eees to GO PRAY!! Things kept getting worse so they only recourse was to pray on it, pray for salvation and the Second Coming. They continue to be conned. Can’t think logically or critically. Can’t think why their lives suck.

Can’t reason why they are dead-ended. Let’s see !! Whose fault is that? People of color. Certain ethnic or religious groups. Educated people. Urban residents…. It a the fault of everyone who is “not me.”

I have no clue how this scourge will resolve

Sam Maruca's avatar

At this point we are probably to stupid for self-government anyway.

David (Dave) Jaspers's avatar

I've said it before, and I'll say it again - want to secede, texas? Go right ahead. We'll just pull your federal funding, military bases, space center, and whatever else we can think of. have a nice life, and don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. nobody likes you anyway.

Susan Niemann's avatar

Yes! BYYYEEEE! Just, can we keep Austin? I like Austin!

Jack Haynes's avatar

Austin is like the Alamo. A plucky band of warriors surrounded by a horde of hostile enemies bent on their destruction.

Joanne Filipo's avatar

Yes, they need to let us keep Austin and their fabulous music scene! But that's it! 😂

Jack Haynes's avatar

Also, I went to college there and love the city. But we gotta turn the capitol into a huge grain silo and run Abbott and his gang of miscreants the hell outta town.

steve robertshaw's avatar

Can we keep Austin? - those thumbs-up are mighty suspicious!

Susan Burgess's avatar

😂 yes, please can we keep Austin? 🎸

David (Dave) Jaspers's avatar

i'm still a little pissed off at austin - they tried to take my soccer team, the columbus crew. but I'll get over it

Geoff Anderson's avatar

And their social security, disability, and tax credits...

Lamorindalinda's avatar

And just think…40 fewer Electoral College votes, too! I’m down with that!

JON QUIST's avatar

Is my thoughts exactly.

Jack Haynes's avatar

Their first question will be, “Will I still get my Social Security check on time if there’s no post office?”

PollyP's avatar

And just wait until they want healthcare. hahahahahahahaha

PollyP's avatar

Actually the US stole Texas from Mexico. I say we give it back to Mexico. (I used to be proud that I was born in Texas on one of those US military bases but those days are long gone.)

Joey Jobaa's avatar

I wish that was a possibility, but it’s not. The idea of secession has been around since before the Civil War. The Union won. The secessionists lost. Constitutionally states cannot secede.

meryl selig's avatar

Just like we do with children: serve them logical consequences. I hope I live to see it

Susan Keefer's avatar

From News 4 NBC affiliate in San Antonio: “Hundreds gather at the Mexican border to peacefully protest Biden’s open border policy.”

The news media is just as bad as Greg Abbott.

Mark Slattery's avatar

I'd really like to see Biden hammer MAGA more for trying to torpedo the bi-partisan bill in the senate. A prime-time address would be good.

Sköll's avatar

On Facebook... When I see a Trumper blathering on about the border, I bring this exact point up. I always get called a Liar and their posts get more Likes than I do. LOL

steve robertshaw's avatar

Glad you have a thick skin, and though the clique has their reflex putdown, it subconsciously reminds the less fanatical that the opinions aren't unanimous. May be helpful!

Amber's avatar

The interviewee ‘Misty Gregory’ never took a minute to step back and see that the 1773 short she wears looks vaguely like the outline of a maple leaf…Another made in China Maga grift it appears.

Trucking pony show ends in….Prayer at a Houston “children’s ranch” what in the Epstein Island are these sycophant MAGA cultists up to?! 🤨 I have LOTS of questions!

Jane Lacher's avatar

It looks like palin took boot fashion advice from DeathSantis.

Picou642024@icloud.com's avatar

Gumpism leads to Trumpism

The race to bottom of the barrel

Would reporters please stop asking ignorant people questions

Susan Burgess's avatar

I hope you’re not referring to my own true love Forrest Gump. Always the smartest guy in the room because he saw through all the bs that others believed.

Susan Burgess's avatar

“Stupid is as stupid does.” Gump’s unadorned brilliant self came from the pure love and determination of his mother.

Steve B's avatar

Like the Queen used to say, "I have to be seen to be believed." Same with these people. At least MSNBC reporters are asking the right questions. "Tell me about eye-opening..." 😂

Lorraine Parish's avatar

I hope they all spent a fucking ton of money on gas and now they have to spend more to get back! Morons.

Tess's avatar

Yup-dipshits, imbeciles, idiots, dopes, weirdos, fucksticks, clownshoe fools….rinse and repeat. As usual-verbiage hits the nail on the head!

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Planet 99's avatar

Dopes, dipshits, imbeciles

That’s what the people all around would call us

Dicks, nitwits, clownshoe fools

For every lie that would come around, we’d lay our money down

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Tess's avatar

That was great !!

David (Dave) Jaspers's avatar

Jeff Tiedrich - doing the math so we don't have to. As a trained mathematician, I approve of this message.

Andrea's avatar

This is just like what happens when I inform a MAGA dipshit that the godless commie liberal left-coast sanctuary city I live in is actually very nice and not at all the dystopian hellhole Fox "News" told them it is.

Fuckwits.